#wanna be lily james blonde

[wingedhallows]

is that blood? ; sirius black

pairing: sirius x reader | 0.7k words plot: calling your boyfriend a whore wasn't the smartest thing to do, considering you're a bloodthristy slytherin. prompt: "is that blood? don't worry it's not mine. That's supposed to reassure me?" authors note: hope u like it :)

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They were staring, of course. You brought a hand to your nose, which sat throbbing and probably bloody in the middle of your face. A sour look now on your face.

Your throbbing collarbone irritated you a tiny bit more. With a quick glance you looked at your hands, bloody and dirty. Though they were in that state for a good fucking reason.

“Black’s a total slut though.”

“I know, I bet he’ll dump that slytherin soon enough.” the other nodded her head. You stared at the two, mouth in a straight line. The anger gradually built in your chest as you listened to the girls some more. You had promised Sirius, no fights. Oh, how hard it was to keep that promise right now.

“I might just go for him mys-” she had no chance to finish her sentence as you had made your way over to the two Ravenclaws. With a quick motion you grabbed the back of her head, blonde curls in your balled fist as you yanked her off the bank.

Her body fell to the floor as the girl next to her shrieked, other students watched with wide eyes. 

“You wanna say that again?” you barked. You were never someone to just watch and listen. You were someone who beat the shit out of people.

“You crazy bitch.” she yelled out as without thinking, your fist connected with her face. 

“Oh, I’ll show you what a crazy bitch i am, you fuckin’ cunt.” your hands grabbed her head and slammed it down with as much strength as you were able to produce. With a grunt she kicked at you, catching you off guard. She was on top of you and quickly punched you in the nose. 

“Not my fault your boyfriend’s a whore.”

You saw red as you brought your elbow to her head and with a yell you brought your knee to her stomach. You got up and kicked her a few more times, there she laid, limb and heaving.

“Call him a whore one more time, I dare you.”

She coughed as you leaned over her, a hand held her face. Cheeks squished between your bloody fingers.

“Keep his name out of your filthy mouth.” you spoke, voice deep. Before you left her you took a breath and spat in her face. 

“Bitch.” you whispered.

You made your way to the Gryffindor table, gasping and whispering audible. 

“Yo, isn’t that your girl? James spoke, a finger pointed at you. 

Sirius’ head whipped to your approaching form, eyes wide. You gave him a small smile as you sat yourself down between the two. Lily and Remus, who sat in front of you, didn’t speak.

“Is that blood?” Sirius spoke, holding your hand in his. You chuckled and took the napkin which laid in front of him. 

“Don’t worry, it’s not mine.”

The liquid from his cup made its way down your throat, easing the scratchy feeling. Sirius took the napkin from your hands and began to wipe the blood on your face.

“Is that supposed to reassure me?” he spoke. “What happened?” Moony asked, a hand held out with a piece of chocolate for you to take. With a small smile you accepted. 

“Some Ravenclaws thought it was a good idea to call my boyfriend names.” Sirius sighed and took a closer look at your nose. “Baby, we talked about this.” he paused and scrunched his eyebrows together as he looked at you. 

“There’s no need-”Don’t think for a moment that I won't defend you and I was kind of angry anyway.” you took a bite of the chocolate and raised your hand to stroke his cheek. 

“To defend your honor was just a bonus, pretty boy.”

Sirius just chuckled and gave your bruised nose a tap. “Ow!” you whined as you slapped his shoulder shortly after. 

“Let’s go to Madam Pomfrey’s, that is definitely broken.” 

“You pretty little minx.” He planted a kiss on your cheek as he took your hand in his. “Thank you for defending my honor, love.” you smiled and planted a kiss on his lips. 

“Always.”

Just as you two walked off you could hear James talk to Lily.

“Lily Pad, would you fight-”No, Potter.”

[biggestsimponhere]

#16 with James Potter 🤭🤭

Quidditch flirting - James potter x f!reader

Warnings - none? unless you count awful flirting

The game had been going great. As captain of the ravenclaw team it was your job to make sure you led your team to victory. Gryffindor was always hard to beat but your team was good. You’ve trained them to be good. You and James hurl insults at each other everytime you fly past each other. It wasn’t unnatural for the two of you to be arguing as you typically did. Grabbing the quaffle you speed past him heading for the hoops. He shouts as you manage to get it in. Laughing loudly as it’s announced that the ravenclaw seeker caught the snitch.

Flying back down to the safety of the ground you run over to your team, cheering loudly. James and his team land on the ground soon after and you call over to them. “Just so you know you’re all invited to Ravenclaws victory party” You shout loudly. The team cheers while James just flares at you and rolls his eyes. Once you’re cleaned up you head up to your dorm to change. Changing through several dresses you finally decide on a dark blue mini dress. Smoothing it over and fixing up your hair you head downstairs. The party’s in full swing, everyone practically all over, drinking and dancing.

You spot someone you didn’t expect to see after the look he gave you, but James Potter was there. Sitting on the sofa with a girl draped over him. You roll your eyes and head over to the drinks. Pouring yourself a cup and quickly downing it you sigh as the warmth fills you. Someone taps your shoulder and you turn to see a familiar redhead. “Lily!” You shout happily as you wrap your arms around her. She beams at you as she hugs you back. “I noticed you’re not without your usual bothersome creature” She laughs at the fact that James isn’t stalking you currently. “Last I saw him he had some blonde draped over him” You say downing another cup.

“I’m sorry” She says pouting slightly at the look on your face. “It’s nothing, it’s not like we’re together, he’s just an annoying pest” You say grumpily. Looking back over towards him you see him searching the room, presumably for something. You turn away as sirius approaches and you turn to talk to him. After a few minutes of idly chatting you hear someone shout that everyone’s going to play a game. Unfortunately you weren’t able to hear what game exactly before being dragged into the circle. Looking down at the table you groan as you realize exactly what they want to play. Sitting perfectly in the middle of the table is an empty bottle of firewhiskey.

“Oh great” You say rolling your eyes at their antics. “Come on l/n, scared you’re gonna have to kiss Potter?” Barty says from your side. You’re not even sure when he got here but you’re certainly regretting his presence. “I’m not afraid of anything” You shoot back, joining the circle. The bottle spins, Mary kisses Lily, called it. Lily then kisses Remus on the cheek. Remus kisses regulus. Spin. Regulus kisses James. James spins. The bottle lands on you. You breathe out a heavy sigh as you look up at him. “I would rather kiss the giant squid in the black lake” You groan. “Stop saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you” James says as he moves closer.

“Really? That’s what makes you want to kiss me?” You question as he brings his face in front of yours. “I would kiss you anytime, anywhere, no matter the circumstances” He whispers before he leans in and kisses you deeply. As soon as the kiss is done you pull away quickly. Brushing past the crowd as your face warms. Making it out of the common room you breathe a sigh of relief as you reach the prefects bathroom. Rushing in you sit on the bench, thinking about what just happened. Barely even five minutes after you had made it into the bathroom the door swings open. James. Of course he would come after you.

“Was i that bad a kisser?” He jokes as he sits beside you. You drop your head into your hands as you groan. “It- no” You say into your hands. “What was that?” He teases you. “No it wasn’t a bad kiss, what does it matter though? I saw that girl draped over you” You say looking away from him. “Rylie?” He questions. “I don’t know her name” You groan as you shove your face back into your hands. “I don’t like rylie, l/n, surely you know that?” He says as he pulls your hands away. You shake your head as he forces you to make eye contact with him. “I like you” He says firmly. “What?” You whisper in shock. “You. I’ve always liked you, that’s why i tease you” He says smiling. You laugh at his nonsense before pulling him in for another kiss. “Good thing i like you too huh Potter?”

[shiftingtomydrs]

Introduction Marauders Dr-Self

Name: CR Name

Birthdate: 1960 (CR day and month)

Physical Looks: Hiplength golden blonde hair, bright blue eyes, 160cm (5'2) tall

Celebrity Lookalike: Ive been told I kinda look like Avril Lavigne when she was younger by one (1) person but since thats the only celebrity ive ever been told I look like lets go with that

Aesthetic: Light Academia mixed with Cottage Core

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw (havent scripted it but thats what the official test said so we'll see)

Backstory: I went to Uagadou (wizarding school in Uganda) the first 4 1/2 school years and then did 6 months at the brazilian school Castelobruxo in an exchange program. For my 6th year I transferred to hogwarts cos my family moved to the uk.

Animagus Form: Doe

Special Trait (every animagus has a physical special thing for recognition): Blue eyes

Patronus: Doe

s/o: James Potter

Hobbies: Reading, Horse Riding, Violin, Baking & Cooking, I used to do rhythmic gymnastics when i was younger so im really flexible

Blood status: Muggleborn

Languages I speak: Spanish, German, English, Portugese, Luganda

Changes to canon:

Voldemort does exist but he gets killed before he really gets a big threat.

Lily and James obviously dont end up together

Peter isnt a traitor

idk i think thats it

Dumbledore isn't evil

Random Stuff:

Houses can enter each others common room when invited (i doubt james would care if its allowed or not, but i care haha)

I wanna work in the mystery division in the ministery after hogwarts cos it sounds neat (idk if you have to like sign an nda or smth but since this one death eater who worked there was able to yap about it to voldemort it cant be an unbreakable vow)

I have an american accent in english (cos i have an american one in my cr too haha didnt wanna change that)

I'll prolly add to this but i cant think of anything else spontaneously

Thats it for now :) if you have any questions pls feel free to ask them in the asks, reblogs or replies!

[moutainrusing]

poison

Cackles and drunken laughter filled the empty, lamp-lit street as Sirius and his friends lounged about on deserted pavements and roads, chugging beer bottles and smoking cigarettes, teasing each other about meaningless nothings. They had spray paint canisters rolling about at their feet, and Sirius’s clothes were bizarrely spattered with a mixture of vibrant colours from their attempt to beautify the ancient stone buildings surrounding them. (It hadn’t worked.)

“And then,” James was laughing, spilling beer over his torn jeans, “He told me I was a useless layabout, right, but how useless am I really, ��cause right when he said that, the dunderhead tried to step intimidatingly towards me, and tripped over the fucking beer spill I was trying to clean. Like, dude, I ain’t useless, I was literally cleaning the mess of the customers. Anyway, I got fired.”

Sirius snorted, rolling his eyes. “Old men are just stupid, innit?”

James nodded, “Uh huh, ‘specially you, you big old man.”

“Oh, fuck off, just ‘cause I’m born earlier than all of you, I get bullied,” Sirius shoved James away.

Remus laughed quietly, leaning against the railing of the stairs the rest of them were sitting on while smoking his cigarette. “Wanna file a report against us?”

Sirius smirked. “Nah, who’d listen?”

“No one in this fucking town,” Remus grinned back, stubbing out his cigarette with his boot.

“Urgh, don’t remind me,” Marlene dramatically fell over Remus’s feet. “None of ‘em give a shit about nothing. We could be dying, and they’d be like, ‘yes, finally, the population has reduced.’”

“One less citizen to deal with,” Mary mockingly sneered at her.

“Oh, the youth has gone to shit, and we can’t do shit about it!” Lily sang.

“Bro,” James looked at her. “That’s some dope tune.”

“Ha!” She scoffed. “Shame my musical genius is wasted ‘cause this town can’t afford it.”

“Sing to me, then,” James propped his chin on his hand and fluttered his eyelashes at her. “Don’t let your voice go to waste.”

Lily kicked his face. Sirius doubled over laughing. “Ow,” James moaned.

Remus passed him a bottle, and James looked at him with an awe-struck expression, pressing it to his cheek. “Woah, how’d you get it so cold?”

“‘Cause he’s fucking cold, duh,” Marlene lifted her head slightly.

Peter shook his head, “I don’t understand how the word ‘cold’ now means insanely awesome, like—”

“‘Cause the youth is shiiit,” Lily yelled into his ear. He batted her away with a laugh.

Just then, a van entered the street, and slowly came to a stop in front of them. They raised their eyebrows at each other, because truly, none of them would mind in the slightest if a bunch of kidnappers in ski masks rolled out and held them at gunpoint.

Although it wasn’t a bunch of kidnappers, it was just one guy stepping elegantly out of the side door, and he wasn’t wearing a ski mask, because Sirius could clearly see his smooth skin, his high cheekbones, his chiselled jawline, his crystal blue eyes, his bright blond hair—

James placed a hand beneath his jaw and closed it, muttering, “Keep it in your pants.”

Sirius scowled. He was keeping it in his pants, it’s just, in their town, no one ever had such smooth, unblemished skin, or fashionable, contemporary clothes — everyone had their scars and bruises and completely shredded jeans.

Remus snorted, and flicked a bit of cigarette ash over his hair, bending down to murmur in his ear, “Stop pouting, you’ll get smokers’ lines.”

Sirius felt a thrill run through his body, and he gave Remus a cheeky chin, plucking the cigarette from his fingers. He took a drag, and breathed smoke over Remus’s lips. “We’ll get smokers’ lines even without pouting, Remy. What’re we doing right now?”

Remus took the cigarette back. “Making the most of our wrinkle-less faces,” he smirked, blowing even more smoke back at Sirius.

Sirius laughed. Then he noticed the man having stopped in front of them in his periphery, and he turned away.

Lily had narrowed her eyes at the man, and snapped, “What d’you want?”

He laughed; it was cold, and jarring, and sent chills down Sirius’s spine. It was a complete contrast to the warm, exhilarating tingles Remus’s laughter gave him. “I mean no harm,” the stranger assured. “I simply noticed,” and then he looked at Sirius, “Beauty.”

Sirius felt blood rush to his cheeks. He pointedly looked at his scuffed trainers. What the fuck did this guy mean, that a delinquent like Sirius was beautiful?

The man continued, “I am Gellert Grindelwald. I run a modelling agency, and I’ve been looking for new faces. What would you all say to posing for me while I take some photos?”

Marlene laughed incredulously. “The hell? You want photos of a bunch of drunk, troublesome teenagers?”

“Yeah, hell no,” Mary scoffed.

Gellert coolly raised an eyebrow, which looked threaded and pencilled, not a single hair out of place, unlike all their messy, imperfect faces. “It pays well.”

And then all their eyes widened. They shared a glance between each other, a glance which said, We need the money.

James sighed, “Alright. Fine. Do what you like with us. But just one photo.”

Gellert flashed them a smile of perfectly straight, sharp, pearly white teeth. “Sure. I’ll give you all fifty each.”

Peter gaped at him. “Fifty?!”

Gellert looked unimpressed. “You’ll catch flies if you don’t close your mouth.”

Peter shut his mouth immediately, tomato-red with embarrassment. Gellert seemed to smirk at this, and he ridiculed, “You know, it’s a miracle that you’re ever able to close your mouth; just look at yourself.” He pointedly glanced at Peter’s body, which, admittedly, was on the plump side. But Sirius bristled; that was hardly a bad thing.

In fact, James and Lily both took extreme offence to this, and simultaneously rose to their feet. “Take that fucking back!” Lily yelled.

James declared, “I’ll have you know, all people are fucking beautiful! Some of my favourite are what you’d call ‘plus size’, but that doesn’t make them worth any less to me!”

Gellert waved them off, “I’m aware plus sized models can be dazzling, that’s why I’m keeping this young lad in the photo,” he pointed at Peter.

“Oh, fuck off,” Lily scoffed, throwing herself back down. “All plus sized people are beautiful, did you not fucking get that?”

Gellert rolled his eyes. “Albus,” he called to the van behind him. “Bring me my camera.”

Another man, with a dark, well-groomed beard, stepped out of the van, holding a chunky camera. He passed it to the photographer, before casting an inscrutable gaze over them and noting, “An interesting collection, Gellert.”

Gellert simply smiled, and began taking pictures.

“Woah, woah, hold on,” Sirius jumped up and marched towards him. He reached for the camera and tried to grab it from Gellert’s hand, who held it out of his reach boredly. Sirius glowered, “We said one photo.”

Gellert simply smirked, slung his camera over his shoulder, plucked the pen from Albus’s waiting palm, took the lid off with his mouth — which caused Sirius to accidentally stare a bit too long at his lips — and scribbled something on Sirius’s hand. Then he walked back to the van.

Albus’s eyes glimmered slightly, and he nodded to Sirius with an amused smile, slapping a wad of cash into his hand. “That covers all the photos.” Then he walked back to the van, and they drove off.

“Yo, Sirius,” James bounded up to him. “What’d he write?”

Sirius displayed his hand. “Seven Slytherin Green… three-thirty,” James muttered. “Huh.”

Marlene then came up and slapped them both on the shoulders. “Alright, let’s distribute that money!”

“Woah,” Peter gasped as they each received five hundred quid.

“Holy shit! We can pay the bills now! We’re not gonna get kicked out!” Lily cheered.

“The central fucking heating,” Mary added.

Remus glanced at the money in his hand with a frown, and Sirius looked at him curiously. Remus gave him a soft smile and shrugged, pocketing it. “So… going to Slytherin Green?”

Sirius shrugged. “Maybe. Probably another photoshoot, innit?”

“Yeah,” Remus nodded. “I’ll come with if you wanna go.”

“Really?” Sirius beamed, now looking forward to going simply because of Remus.

“‘Course.” The response only made Sirius beam even harder, and he grabbed Remus’s hands, forcing him to dance under orange glows, just drunk and happy and so high on the warm rush Remus gave him, these magnetic thrills flowing into Sirius’s veins from Remus’s calloused fingertips pressed into the pads of his own.

That was how, the next day, at three-thirty in the afternoon, Sirius, Remus, James and Peter found themselves standing in front of Seven Slytherin Green.

“Do we just go in?” Peter gestured to the open warehouse.

“Yes,” James stated confidently, and swaggered in first.

Sirius scoffed, because he was the one invited, so quickly, he strode in after James, matching his strut.

And… wow. The place looked so cool. There were pure, spotless white backdrops, nothing like the town’s piss-stained walls, and bright, flashing lights, making everything look new and shiny, unlike their dingy old flats, and there were state-of-the-art props (a bloody wicked motorbike!) and everything was just so modern. Stylish. Classy.

Gellert was in the centre of it all, snapping photos of two models intently.

“Hey,” Sirius called. Gellert turned around and his lips quirked up. Sirius realised he really needed to stop looking at his lips.

He didn’t talk, just took Sirius’s arm, and tugged him forward, encouragingly jerking his head towards the models as he pushed Sirius in between them. Then he took a photo.

“Ain’t that one a beauty?” He smirked, turning the camera to show Sirius.

“I—” Sirius felt pure shock. And elation. He could be a model? What?

James ambled over, peering eagerly at the photo. “Hot damn!”

Peter whistled his approval while glancing at it subtly, but Remus. Remus didn’t even take it in. He just looked at Sirius, and muttered, “Prefer the real thing.” Before Sirius could even question it, he’d gone out to take a smoke.

Fine. Be that way, Sirius thought. He couldn’t help but feel offended. Did Remus think he wasn’t pretty enough to be a model? But then he’d said he preferred the real thing, so did that mean he preferred it when Sirius was ugly? He preferred Sirius when the camera hadn’t beautified him? Did he not like the fact that Sirius could actually be something this way? Be more than some repulsive, disowned street urchin?

Sirius forced a grin, pushing aside whatever shit was going on in Remus’s brain, and looked Gellert in the eye. “Can we take more?”

“I was counting on that.”

And then Sirius was pushed in front of the pure white backdrop, and being told to pose in these alluring positions, which he had no idea he was capable of, and then James was joining in, and they were back to back, hair falling into their eyes as they looked down at their feet, oozing confidence and poise, then Peter was joining in, beaming at the camera with chubby cheeks, looking all cute and adorable.

Although Remus came in and glared at this, muttering something about, “Stereotypes. Just ‘cause he’s chubby doesn’t mean he can’t be cool and confident.”

Gellert didn’t even look at him. “I know what sells. You would sell too. Wanna join your friends?”

Remus’s lip curled up into a sneer. “No. I’ll be out there waiting until it’s time to leave this shithole.”

Sirius gaped at him. This place wasn’t a shithole. It was the fucking opposite. Maybe Remus was just hungover and grumpy? But Sirius could always make him smile even if that were the case.

Gellert tapped his chin thoughtfully, turning to look at Remus’s back. “A shame. You think it’s possible to convince him?”

Sirius jumped at the chance. “Yeah,” then he chased after Remus, leaning against the side of the warehouse with him.

“Are you okay?” He asked carefully, gently nudging Remus’s shoe with his own.

“Spiffing.”

Sirius burst out laughing. Remus looked at him, and something seemed to be dancing in his eyes, making them light up.

“No, really,” Sirius caught his breath, “What’s wrong?”

“I dunno. Everything just… feels wrong.”

“I think everything feels very right, actually. You’re here with me, so everything has to be right.”

“Right,” Remus drawled, looking away.

That wouldn’t do. Sirius wanted Remus to look at him. “Hey,” he whispered. “Gellert thinks you’d make a good model too.”

“I don’t really care what that codger thinks.”

“He’s not that bad.”

“You’re blinded by your insatiable libido.”

Sirius flushed. “He’s hot, okay?” He tried to joke, “I dunno how you’re resisting his charms.”

Remus scoffed slightly. “It’s pretty easy, actually.”

Sirius tried making him grin, “You’re just talented.” It didn’t work. Sirius felt unbearably disappointed.

So he tried to get to the root of the problem, “How does… the modelling business make you feel?”

Remus stared at him, cold and detached. “Wrong.”

But it made Sirius feel right. He felt something drop inside his chest, like the pieces of his life had been taken away, because that was what Remus, James and Peter were to him, and if Remus didn’t feel right with them, then what was Sirius supposed to do? He just nodded quietly, and went back inside, throwing himself to the cameras and lights.

A couple more days, and he found himself in his own dressing room, with people milling about him, spraying his hair in place with a ton of anti-frizz product, making his eyes pop with heavy eye shadow, dressing him up in tight, form-fitting clothes. It was rich and it was gorgeous. Then he stood in front of the cameras, where he could make out with other models for as long as he pleased because it was literally his job.

To be sexy. And if he hadn’t talked to Remus in a while, then it was fine. James and Peter were still here. In fact, Peter had been getting close to this other model, Tom Riddle, and it looked like he’d made a good friend. Because that’s what life was about. Living glamorously with the people you love. And if Remus didn’t want to do that… Sirius might cry. But that would ruin his mascara.

So he turned to the model he was supposed to snog for their photoshoot, and captured her lips in his own while Gellert snapped pictures in a frenzy.

Next week, there was a gala. And they were all practically shitting themselves. Because guess what this meant?

Peter squealed, “Holy shit, we’re part of like, the celebrities!”

“We’re with the other models,” James grinned with bright eyes. “We’re like, the real deal.”

Sirius smiled softly. “We can invite plus ones,” he said, almost to himself.

“I’m inviting Lily! Albus and Gellert would probably love to recruit her.”

But the only person on Sirius’s mind was Remus. “Do you think Remus would come?” He asked quietly, as if asking any louder would cause Remus to yell at him in a resolute ‘NO’.

Peter shrugged, while James replied slowly, “Text him anyway. Just to see.”

So Sirius texted him. It was weird, because even through a phone screen, Sirius’s skin was tingling and his head felt slightly light and his hands were minutely trembling, a little sweaty at the fingertips. He just felt extremely nervous. And then he felt everything crash when Remus left it on read. So he asked Marlene while Peter asked Mary.

The gala took place in a huge museum-like ballroom, with photos of all the models up on display, and Sirius was laughing with guests, buyers, and fellow models as they drank from champagne flutes and danced in their elegant suits and gowns. The place was brightly lit, not allowing anyone to be hidden, to show off their utter perfection.

Sirius was chatting to Gellert and Albus, complimenting them with all the charm he could muster, then he was flirting with other models, placing touches here, there, everywhere, but then he froze. He backed away, and moved towards the door. Because Remus just stormed in, completely contrasting the elegance in his shredded jeans and battered boots, but for some reason, Sirius thought it was perfect.

Because he hadn’t seen him in ages, and now, all he could think was how much he missed him, in all his shambolic, messy glory. The first thing he did was pull Remus into a hug. “You came,” he hummed into the warm crook of his neck.

Remus seemed to freeze, before slowly hugging him back. But as soon as they’d hugged, he’d broken away. He turned to Gellert, and looked to be picking a fight.

But Sirius couldn’t see what they were fighting about, because Albus whisked him away. “We have people… requesting for you,” he said, as if that was something of significance.

And maybe it was. Because suddenly, Sirius was face to face with his family. And his mother was smirking at him, “So I see you decided to follow the scandalous, rich way of life even after leaving us?”

Sirius’s throat felt go dry, “No, I—”

His father raised a brow, “You do realise we are the ones who provide the money for these operations? No matter how much you try to run, if you want to be successful, you’ll always come back to us.”

“It wasn’t for you! It wasn’t for success, or money, or—”

“So what was it for, Sirius?” His brother cut him off, and Sirius saw him step out from behind their parents. “You said you had to leave to escape us, because we were dirty, filthy, manipulative scammers, and then you joined back into the business? All you get from it is success and money, so tell me, what else was it for?”

And Sirius couldn’t answer that, because Regulus looked hurt, and now Sirius was hurt, and what did he do when he was hurt?

He swivelled on his heel and pushed through the crowds, shoving away hands which were getting too close to his skin, glaring at the makeup artists trying to touch up his eyes, and watching as Remus shook his head at Gellert before leaving the way he came, and not even thinking before heading in his direction.

“No one actually likes me here, do they? I’m just a money-making sex symbol.”

Remus raised a brow. “I like you.”

And that was all Sirius needed. He began taking down all the posters of his artificial body, and throwing them at the buyers. He tore his deal with the agency. He yelled at Peter to get away from the egotistical bastard that was Tom Riddle, and Peter listened, because it wasn’t too late, and Sirius wouldn’t allow it to get to the point where Tom had wormed his way under Peter’s skin.

He told Lily and James to run off and elope and live their best lives, because all that mattered was being happy with the people you love. He interrupted Albus trying to collect Marlene and Mary. He grabbed Regulus by the wrist, and swore that they would ruin the Blacks’ corrupt business, and every little leach sucking the money from their dirty cesspool.

And after, he clutched Remus and kissed him square on the mouth. Somehow he knew that everything would sort itself out as long as he listened to the man in front of him. Or his heart. But it was basically the same thing.

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

ST. JAMES MIDDLE SCHOOL--AFTERNOON.

Lily is at her locker, grabbing her things in preparation for going home at the end of the school day. Her friend Priscilla is leaning on the locker next to her, scrolling through her phone.

Priscilla: "Better hurry up if you wanna catch the bus, Lils."

Lily (smirking as she zips up her backpack): "No need. One of my moms is coming to pick me up and told me to wait here until she arrived. Although, it IS about 5 minutes past when she said she'd be here..."

She looks down at her phone, scrolling through her messages while turning herself towards Priscilla. Suddenly, a commotion ensues near the school entrance, and loud music starts being played. Lily looks up to see many students in that area freeze in confusion and skepticism, as well as...

Lily: "Oh no."

Priscilla: "What?"

Lily (sighing, dropping her head): "You'll see..."

Leaning past Lily, Priscilla catches sight of what Lily saw: Sasha, resplendent in black leather jacket, aviator shades, medium-length dress, and flowing blonde locks, is making her way down the hallway towards them in an exaggerated slow-motion swagger, nodding her head and shooting the occasional finger gun at several of the staring students. Behind her, Marcy is holding up a large boombox, blaring out Queen's "Cool Cat" for the entire school to hear. At length, the two of them reach Lily's locker just as the song fades out. Sasha leans against the other locker next to Lily with one hand. Priscilla is doing her best to stifle a giggle.

Sasha: "Hey, Lilly! Ready to head home with your SUPER-cool moms?"

Lily (hand over her eyes with her forehead scrunched up): "...why are you the way that you are?"

Sasharcy get an earful from Anne when she comes home and Lily tells her what her (Anne’s) wives did to embarrass her (Anne’s) “beloved oldest daughter”.

After the aquarium field trip incident, Anne tries to make sure Lily’s rep isn’t damaged by either of the Trio however she does know understand her parents when they did embarrassing stuff in front of her classmates

[flowerpottlady]

Misty

Day 11 of July’s @jilymicrofics! This will go up on ao3 once this attack ends :(, but enjoy this sweet moment now!

Jily + Harry featuring very light blackinnon (because yes, I am above the age of 30 and I fell for that way too hard 15 years ago, and I will forever try to incorporate just a little bit of it into my stories ❤️)

And just to throw this out there, while it may be annoying that we can’t access ao3, this site is run by volunteers- for free. Show them our love.

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“Pads?” Marlene popped her head into the living room, her frizzy blonde hair more wild than he had ever seen - tied back into a lazy bun, portraying how exhausted she truly was. “Do you wanna come in now?”

It had been more than an hour since the screaming had ended, replaced by a squeaking wail and a hushed awe throughout Godric’s Hollow. It was past midnight now, the first of August, and his best friends were now parents.

“Yeah… uh yup.” He stood up, and smiled weakly at Marlene, “is it… like all cleaned up and everything now?”

Marlene laughed then, her blue eyes twinkling and more full of life than he had ever seen. “Yeah… it’s safe for boys.”

He wiped his palms off on his jeans, nervously shoving his hands in his pockets.

She moved closer, her hand on his shoulder. “As scared as you are right now,” she began, “they are worlds more scared. We have to be there for them.”

His eyes softened then, unable to even fathom becoming a parent at twenty years old, “I know… of course I know that Mar.”

Marlene smiled, huge and radiant, “wait till you see him.”

Sirius took her hand, charging the way back up stairs and towards where he knew James and Lily’s room to be. He knocked twice, until James' weak voice welcomed him in.

The sight shocked him, Lily planted in the middle of her bed, propped up by pillows - looking as white as ever, her hair pulled back in a loose twist, pulled over her shoulder. She was wearing James’s sweater, the same one she had pulled from his trunk in October of seventh year, and has yet to return. Despite how worn out she seemed, the softest smile was spread across her face, a glow that Sirius had never seen upon another person. Her eyes were trained upon James, sitting on the edge of the bed - and a lump grew in Sirius’s throat as he took in the bundle of blankets in his best friend’s arms.

“Sirius… hey,” Lily said, looking up at him, as Marlene rushed back to her side - picking up a glass of water and holding it to her lips.

“Mama dear,” Sirius laughed nearly in disbelief, “how’re you feeling?”

“Better now,” she spoke softly, turning her head back to the bundle in James arms.

Sirius nodded his attention being drawn back to James too, “Prongs… mate.”

James stood up then, carefully cradling his new baby in his arms and walking towards Sirius, tears flowing freely down his face. “Padfoot… this is Harry.”

Sirius stepped closer, peering into the blankets, being greeted with a mess of black hair - a little red face, eyes blinking slowly, his nose small as a button, and his mouth scrunched close. “Merlin, James… he looks just like you.”

“Here sit, hold him,” James said, motioning towards the bed, and Sirius sat delicately on the edge - staring at Lily as if asking for permission to hold her son. She nodded at him, sitting up just a little bit more, and winced in discomfort.

“Hold your arms out…” Marlene came around the bed, “here just like that.” And James was practically shaking with tears as he placed his son into Sirius’ arms.

“Make sure you hold his head… there…”

The lump was back in his throat, misty eyes staring at the infant that two of his best friends had created. He was just so… small. Up until that moment Sirius didn’t even know that a human being could be this small.

“Merlin’s balls…” Sirius said, simply because he was speechless with awe, and he didn’t know what else to say. “I can’t believe you two… you made a fucking kid.”

James could only laugh, sitting beside Lily, leaning against the headboard - his arm around her shoulders. “We made a fucking kid.” He whispered, almost as if he didn’t believe it himself.

“You’ll be his godparents right?” Lily asked suddenly, looking up at Marlene, and then back at Sirius.

Marlene beamed, taking Lily’s head in her hands, and pressing her forehead against her temple. “Of course Lily,” she whispered, and Lily was crying once more.

James looked to Sirius then, “Pads? Will you be his godfather?”

“Definitely…” Sirius said with so much surety. Lily’s hand was over her mouth, her chest heaving with her sobbing. “I’ll do whatever it takes Lily. To protect him.”

Lily leaned over - as much as she could in her weakened state - and placed her arm against his hand. “Thank you, Padfoot.”

Harry peered up at him, his green eyes wide as he took in the new face before him. “He has your eyes Lils,” Sirius said “Merlin I can’t believe he just came out of you.”

Lily laughed then, only to wince in pain, “don’t make me laugh right now, it hurts too much.”

Sirius couldn’t help laughing back - unable to take his eyes off of the newborn. “We’ll have loads of time for that later, won’t we mate?”

[atyd1960]

Marauders era characters ranking

1. Lily Evans

- badass, tragic, academic genius, likes to blow shit up, bi energy, ginger

2. Sirius Black

- he’s a piece of shit but i still love him (love is illogical).

- Great taste in music, stylish, cycle breaker, emotionally incompetent.

3. James Potter

- also a dipshit but I don’t owe you an explanation

- ADHD, morning person, dog person, hilarious, Leo Valdez variant

4. Mary McDonald

- total badass, girls’ girl, trans, loves herself fr, I have a crush on her

5. Marlene McKinnon

- messy, gayest person ever, lowkey a Robin Buckley variant, punk rock, bad ADHD

6. Dorcas Meadowes

- female rage if it was a woman, she has a knife, she loves women, ice on the outside fire in the inside (it makes sense to me)

7. Remus Lupin

- I know it’s way to low I’m sorry he’s top five in my heart😭

- Just like super smart, traumatised in many ways, self esteem issues, fear of being known, fear of being alone, this man needs help and I wanna hug him.

8. Regulus Black

- he’s been through it.

- Tragic, lonely, trapped, confused, abandoned, desperate, gay, emo.

9. Pandora Lovegood/Rosier

- she’s a fairy

- Extremely weird, her body is here but her mind is elsewhere, likes to blow shit up.

10. Alice Fortescue

- not really from the marauders Era but still

- She loves dragons, she can fight with a sword, she’s blonde

11. Frank Longbottom

- he loves his wife, he loves brownies, Frank Zhang variant because I said so.

12. Sybil Trelawney

- Criminally underrated

- weird af, borderline freaky, messy, all over the place.

13. Andromeda Black/Tonks

- OG white sheep of the black family, rebel rebel, sick taste in music (and in men).

14. Xeno Lovegood

- he smokes weed like it’s oxygen, he’s high, he’s weird, he wears skirts.

15. Narcissa Black

- badass bitch, morally grey, cool hair.

16. Emmeline Vance

- I don’t really know her but I love the idea of her

- Lowkey a bisexual menace who listens to true crime podcasts and can’t talk to people and like same girl.

17. Evan Rosier

- I don’t even know that guy but I hate him

18. Bellatrix Black

- Completely insane but in a bad way

- Only reason she’s above Barty is that she has cool sisters

19. Barty Crouch JR

- he’s a psychopath and he owns up to it and I lowkey respect that but gross

20. Peter Pettigrew

- he’s everything that I hate the most about myself and it’s kinda scary

21. Severus Snape

- he’s really not the worst of them I just hate that guy

[forthesafics]

Welcome to my blog 🧚

✨ About me

Nickname: Saph

Pronouns: she/they

Fandom: marauders

Main ships: pandalily, narlily, dorlene, jegulus, wolfstar, rosekiller

AO3: forthesapphics

✨ My fics

(These are all NSFW wlw oneshots)

I don't wanna break it just want it to bend

dorlene celebrity AU | 3.2K | E

No, it isn't the huge suite or the New York skyline that has her heart trying to beat out of her chest, her blood running hot and her whole body tingling with anticipation. This is all because of Marlene.

Marlene.

Oh, when Dorcas first saw her all those months ago at Lily's, she nearly lost it right then and there. She was something right out of a dream, with her dirty blond hair and her too thick black liner. She was wearing a soft pink suit that night, though when Dorcas found her the jacket had long been tossed and the first buttons of her shirt were open, showing her collarbones. Marlene was a mess, and Dorcas immediately wanted to get lost in her.

Pushing it down and praying

jily/marylily angst | 1K | E

Lily loves James. She loves the glint in his eyes when he's about to tell a joke and the softness in his voice when he asks her about her day. She loves his loud laugh, his messy hair, his sense of justice. She loves that every Friday evening he takes her out to dinner, and they eat good food and drink good wine, and they have sex afterwards. And it's good. It's easy. Everything is always good with James. He makes it all easy.

Yet when she kisses him, Lily can't help but wish for brown eyes to look at her instead of hazel. She imagines dark skin instead of James's gold complexion, a wider waist, less chiseled muscles. She feels James touching her everywhere, and she knows that if she closes her eyes, it won't be James touching her anymore.

Blood can only cure hunger

vampire pandalily | 5.3K | E

It's been a long time since Lily has been this hungry. She usually goes out with Regulus, but he's been feeding on the same person for a while now, and James doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, so that's probably out of the question. But Lily has never liked to hunt alone, which is why she hasn't had a proper meal in weeks.

The time has come for it though. The hunger has set deep in her body, a bone aching call for blood. All her muscles are tense, ready to kill, and she feels dizzy with the promise of a heady taste on her tongue. She stares at the crowd of dancing bodies, waiting. When a vampire is as desperate for food as she is, they usually don't put a lot of effort into choosing their victim. This is a mistake—Lily has done it before, as all younglings have, but she's been dead for long enough now that she knows nothing will satiate her like a perfect prey.

My brother has a crush on your boyfriend

pandalily & rosekiller | 4K | E

Lily twirls the possibility around in her mind. It's been a while since she's gone out and had some fun. What she has with Barty is great—just the right amount of sizzling chemistry and low commitment to keep her body sated but her head clear. But every once in a while, it's nice to change things up a little.

Which is why she hears herself say, "Alright. Let's see if I can seduce Evan's sister while pretending to be your girlfriend, then."

✨ Info

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No form of discrimination will be tolerated

My messages and ask box are open if you want to chat, have any questions or requests! Feel free to send me prompts or ships you’d like to see, but know that I’ll only write wlw!

I made this account because I don't feel comfortable sharing my explicit works on my main one, which is also why I have only written short explicit oneshots so far (I focus all my long fic energy on my other works), but who knows what the future holds

[qu1cks1lversb1tch]

Some of my Marauders era/Harry Potter Headcanons

Professor McGonagall was considered a patient teacher until the Prewett twins and the Marauders, so when the Weasley twins and Prongslet started Hogwarts, she just knew it would be a chaotic repeat of events.

"Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time."

Of course, we can't forget Ron. He was just as much Gideon and Fabian as Fred and George, but to a lesser degree.

He's brilliant and gets a lot of hate for always making Hermione cry (which im totally not ignoring)

Ron is an important part of the trio, even if the movies do kinda portray him as a replaceable, dickish, himbo, carrot top cunt, who purposely hurts Hermione.

THAT'S OUR FOODIE GINGER SNAP BABY RONALD, OKAY!?!?!???

We respect him in this household, even if we sometimes wanna kick his ass so hard he begins to think he's Viktor Krum.

REMUS LUPIN FOLDS HIS SOCKS

He did it as a child and a teenager, but he carried the habit into his adult life. It made him feel in control of something in his life.

James was Sirius's first kiss

Sirius was James's first kiss

Strictly platonic first kiss between a couple of bro's

It happened second year.

"Its not gay, Wormtail, we had socks on."

Peter was terrified of rats before he discovered his animagus was a rat

If Regulus Black was an animagus, he'd be a black cat, for obvious reasons

Speaking of Regulus Arcturus Black, we stan that dramatic emo bitch in this household <3

He was just like Sirius, but in his own way and he catches so much shit because he was a death eater and did bad things.

Before he was marked, he was a boy who wanted to make his family proud. After he was marked, he wanted to escape.

He defected to the good side, but he died before Sirius could know the good thing he had began. He was just a boy.

Draco heard stories from his mother about Regulus and based many of his best traits after his cousin.

He treated house elves with respect, mostly when Lucius wasn't around to influence him. When he had nothing to prove.

He didn't care if they were like Dobby or Kreacher

He simultaneously hated his father and wanted him to be proud, so he took the dark mark at sixteen

Much like Regulus did

He also wanted to defect. He didn't want to be a killer. He didn't want to die.

He was just a boy.

Hermione carried on the soul of Regulus

I will die on that hill.

She was born a few months after he died and they were very similar, except for the obvious differences (blood status, house, family life, you get the gist)

We all know about S.P.E.W.

Regulus would've been the FIRST official member if he had been alive

Lily introduced her pureblood friends to muggle fashion

In fifth year when she saw James in a pair of tight pants, she almost fell out right in the middle of Hogsmeade

After that, she forbade Sirius from letting James borrow his clothes ever again

For self-preservation purposes, I like to pretend THE prank never happened. If you know, you know. If you don't, I can't explain or I'll cry

Marlene McKinnon = blonde Sirius with boobs

Hermione, Remus, and Lily are the voices of reason amongst their friends, while also being just as bad as them in a more subtle way

"Now, if you two don't mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse. . . Expelled!"

BUT ALSO

Snape on fire ring any bells?

I just know James was sitting in the clouds, laughing his ass off while Lily told him to hush

She was also fighting laughter

Revenge often came in the form of a brilliant muggleborn witch

Sirius craves violence. . . And chaos

He would love when witches or wizards got mad, especially at him.

That shit turned him on faster than Remus fresh out of the shower

Sirius and Marlene yelled at eachother like siblings

Meanwhile Remus and Lily were sipping tea like some high society in-laws at Sunday brunch

Sirius LOVED Abba, but refused to admit it, even after Lily caught him singing 'Mamma Mia' under his breath. . . In the middle of class.

I SWEAR I had a point to this. I started writing HCs and then I started rambling??? I could ramble forever, honestly.

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[artbyace]

assigning mitski lyrics to marauders characters !!

cuz all my favorite things have to make me so sad and i love being miserable apparently. i added explanations that r pretty 50/50 on how much i pulled from canon or just sprinkled in headcanons

Reach out the car window tryin' to hold the wind / You tell me you love her, I give you a grin / Oh, all I ever wanted was a life in your shape / So I follow the white lines, follow the white lines / Keep my eyes on the road as I ache - Strawberry Blond

Remus about Sirius while watching him date girl after girl in school

Mom, would you wash my back? / This once, and then we can forget / And I'll leave what I'm chasing / For the other girls to pursue - Class of 2013

Regulus because mommy issues (same ) and those last two lines are so jegulus angst

I haven't given you what you need / You wanted me but couldn't reach me / So you went into your memory / Relive all the ways you still want me - Should’ve Been Me

James, how he never moved past Regulus’ death and spent his whole life looking for him in even the smallest details (really Regulus talking to James)

If you would let me give you pinky promise kisses / Then I wouldn't have to scream your name atop of every roof in the city of my heart - Once More to See You

Dorcas, because this lyric is just absolutely her pining over Marlene. personal HC that Marlene struggled with internalized homophobia so she constantly pushed Dorcas away, fearing what people may say. Dorcas just wanted to give her everything

Still nobody wants me / And I know no one will save me / I'm just asking for a kiss / Give me one good movie kiss / And I'll be alright - Nobody

Peter, feeling constantly on the outs of his friend group and just horrible about himself. Feeling as though no one would ever love him because he wasn’t as handsome as Sirius, funny as James, or intelligent as Remus :((

And I was so young when I behaved twenty-five / Yet now, I find I've grown into a tall child /And I don't wanna go home yet / Let me walk to the top of the big night sky - First Love/Late Spring

Sirius. this one feels pretty self explanatory but how Sirius had to stand up to their mother and protect Reggie as a kid. escaping ‘home’ and finally being able to live freely and cry and experience emotions and heal his inner child. this whole song is So Sirius to me

And autumn comes when you're not yet done / With the summer passing by, but / I don't think I could stand to be / Where you don't see me - Francis Forever

Mary having to outlive all of her friends and ultimately not being able to stand it without them. they were her summer. (also there’s definitely an autumn/lily tie in i could make here but i’ll let that speak for itself)

One morning this sadness will fossilize / And I will forget how to cry … / And then one warm summer night / I'll hear fireworks outside / And I'll listen to the memories as they cry, cry, cry - Fireworks

Remus trying to move on with his life and forget Sirius after believing he was the one who had betrayed Lily and James.. but always having those feelings and grief resurface at the slightest memory of Sirius :(((

All of this turbulence wasn't forecasted / Apologies from the intercom / And I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy / They'll think of me kindly / When they come for my things - Last Words of a Shooting Star

Regulus dying, but being so okay with doing so because he was dying doing the right thing. he died thinking Sirius and James and everyone else would know that he died defying Voldemort, and they would finally love him for it but they would never get to know T_T

You're coming back / And it's the end of the world / We're starting over and I love you darlin' / And I am done, dear - I Want You

Sirius or Remus about each other respectively. they’d finally made it back to each other after Sirius escaped Azkaban, but would never be able to live the life full of love they deserved .

[orionsgirl7lovegoodravenclaw]

Let's talk WolfStar

I wholeheartedly believe it is absolutely Canon that these two either had a summer Hangout or in school 5-6th year realization of they're mutual feelings for each other. Fantastic examples of this in some of my favorite FanFictions are "cruel summer by moonystarx (girl__almighty)", "Do I Wanna Know? By shadow_prince", and (kind of) "Now I Wanna Be Your Dog by pixelated (prettyremus)". All to be found at AO3.

I believe they fell in love, HARD, and were set ablaze for the last 2 years of school. Remus was fit, tall, and bulked up by running everyday (to help with the changes every month). His honey blond hair was wavy and had green eyes. He often feelt weird in his new bulk, but grew into it with confidence and calm contentment in life, love and who he was. Sirius was also fit, a bit shorter, and had the proper bulk of an athlete from all of the quidditch he played. His hair was shoulder length and black, like a true 90s bad boy, and his eyes were golden brown. He's adhd, a jokester and constantly moving around and smiling. But when he's with Remus Peter James and lily, he's the dependable softy who will defend them at any cost. All while fighting his inner demons of his past and family tree, the physical and emotional abuse he's suffered. Also the new emotions of being newly adopted by The potters and their love.

I believe once the war started and the 5 graduated, tensions were high for them all, and though the Marauders and Lily clung to each other, the pressure and stress began to get to them.

I believe this began to lead Peter down the path he went, and cause Lily and James to cling so closely together, they married and became pregnant with harry. And Sirius and Remus became slightly codependent and overly stressed trying to protect their friends and each other. The pressures of Lupin being a werewolf and Sirius being a Black adding to the trouble.

I believe this led Padfoot to the decisions he made in suspecting Peter or Lupin, realizing and knowing it could never be Lupin so it must be Peter! Trading secret keeper, seeing his best friends murdered and trying to run away with Harry. Going to Azkaban and suffering in silence for 13 years! And Lupin feeling the betrayal of Sirius so hard, it sends him spiraling until years later Dumbledore helps get him back on his feet, and one day he's the defense against the dark arts teacher for Harry.

I believe when Padfoot got out of prison and away from the school, he and Remus were reunited in one of the far away places he ran off to. Remus now knowing the truth had to find him. It was awkward for a while, as Remus felt so much guilt for not believing in Sirius, pain for imagining what the other must have gone through in prison and discomfort in dealing with his own depression and pain from his monthly changes. And Black had his PTSD to deal with, along with the pain he knew he caused others and again reliving the Potter's deaths.

But as the year went on, the two men came back together, and found their love still burned hot. But it was new and different and the same. They comforted each other sharing that the pains of the past could be healed and that all they had been through could only make them stronger. It was difficult terrain, but they found it worth everything. And when we see them again in OOTP, things were just getting great, and it all felt like nothing could separate them again.

Now the part I don't like to talk about.

When Sirius dies, Remus dies. And while the two had made good friends with Tonks over the last year, this allowed her to be there for Remus as a friend to grieve with. She didn't press at first, didn't do anything to cross boundaries, she was just there, as a friend. She reminded him so much of Black some days it hurt, and other days, it was the only comfort that helped him to breath. He never thought he would like, let alone consider a woman ever again since Sirius, but here they were in companionable comfort, and he liked it. He liked her, and it turned out, she liked him, but didn't want to overstep. But once he kissed her one night after playing chess, by the warm fire, days after a bad full moon, she knew she'd never leave him again.

And I think we know the rest. He loved her, but he still loved Sirius. He wanted to be with her and their baby, but he wanted to be with James and Sirius too (going with Harry, and risking death). But once he had his son, and realized his full love for Teddy and Tonks, he never planned on leaving them again.... Till the war meet them at Hogwarts.

😭😭😭I don't know why I just did this to myself.

[rmoony12]

Not all guys (or even person) with long black hair are Sirius Black.

Not all brown (or white) guys with glasses are James Potter.

Not all chubby guys are Peter Pettigrew.

Not all tall guys with grandpa clothes are Remus Lupin.

Not all redhead girls are Lily Evans.

Not all black girls with afro are Mary McDonald.

Not all black girls with locks/brades are Dorcas Meadowes.

Not all blonde girls with a rebellious vibe are Marlene McKinnon.

Not all blonde girls with fairy/weirdo vibes are Pandora Lovegood.

Not all guys with short black curly hair are Regulus Black.

Not all guys who dress punk are Barty Crouch jr.

Not all blonde guys are Evan Rosier.

When you comment under people's videos "omg you're so ____ coded!" When the person has nothing to do with the character or the fandom, it's just annoying. Not everything is about the marauders and not everything needs to be tied to the marauders, and that's ok. Calm down and drink some water.

I get that sometimes the vid IS marauders coded, and I do think of commenting, but then I look at the comments and they're full with those kind of comments already, so you know what I do? I DON'T COMMENT THE SAME FUCKING THING. crazy, right? I just like the comment that already said what I thought and move one with my life.

If I really have to, I send said video to my friend and share my "marauders coded" thoughts with her. I promise you that most people don't care that you think they look like a character from Harry Potter that is mentioned ONCE.

If you don't have marauders friends, repost with a note (the notes in reports are back on tt). If you don't wanna do that, share it with me I don't fucking care, just don't flood the poor person on that video with annoying comments.

I think that's it, thanks for coming to my ted talk.

BY THE WAY, LONG BLACK HAIR IS NOT SIRIUS BLACKS ONLY FEATURE!

[neonjulyy]

For the celeb thing, Lily James blonde and also lily James brunette

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

[robynlilyblack]

Father like son

Sirius Black x fem! reader

[Requested - see request here]

Summary: Molly and Arthur show up at y/n and Sirius’ house after finding out their daughter is dating their Godson

Warnings: kissing, mentions of sex, Sirius and reader embarrassing Harry

A/n: 1.2k words, reader and Sirius are married

Navigation | Sirius Black Masterlist

“Hey love” Sirius comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around you as he kisses your cheek

You smile knowing what he’s up to “What you up to Siri?”

“Can’t your husband just say hello to you” he answers innocently before proceeding to kiss down your jaw to your neck

You sigh as you abandon your attempts at making lunch, leaning into your husbands kisses. You turn around wrapping your arms around his neck as he smirks lifting you up and onto the counter top nearby, moving in-between his legs as he captures your lips

“You know as much as I love having Harry around, I love having the house to ourselves while he’s away even more” he murmurs into lips planting some kisses along your jaw before moving up to kiss your lips again

It was true, over summers it was hard to get alone time with Harry in the house, luckily for you to he was off to stay at the Weasley’s this weekend

As you deepen the kiss there is a knock at the door “Ugh if that’s the muggle down the street again I’m gonna lose it” Sirius groans reluctantly pulling away heading towards the door as you straighten yourself out

You move back to making lunch as you hear Sirius open the door followed by his voice “Hon, you might wanna come to the door”

Heading to the door your shocked to see Molly and Arthur with a very embarrassed looking Harry and Ginny. Looking over your godson and the girl you notice small red marks on their necks catching on to what you think is going on.

Moving to let them in, they follow you into the kitchen, Sirius moving to put on some tea as Molly and Arthur sits down

“Hi Mr Y/l/n, Mrs Y/l/n” Ginny greets you both

“Hey Auntie Y/n, uncle Sirius” Harry cringes as he speaks nervous about what’s about to happen

“Ginny” Sirius nods smiling between the two teens, “Harry” raising an eyebrow at the boy’s neck, causing the boy to gulp clearly embarrassed

“Hi Ginny, Harry, why don’t you both go outside while we talk to Molly and Arthur”

The teens nod heading to the backdoor but stop as Molly speak “Where we can see you” she points to them, they nod turning red as they walk out

Sirius places the cups of tea on the table, the older couple saying ‘thank you’ as you and Sirius sit down across from them. After a couple of sips Molly speaks

“I’m assuming you know why we are here”

“Judging from the marks on their necks I have a pretty good idea” Sirius chuckles earning a nudge from you

“Did you have any idea your godson and our daughter are an what they call an item?” she enquires

“I mean we knew he had a crush on someone, I mean there was that Ravenclaw for a bit, what was her name again she’s engaged to that blonde guy now, the one that won the tournament a few years ago” Sirius tries to remember

“Cho” you recall

“Oh yeah Cho” he looks over a Molly and Arthur, she doesn’t look very amused while he seems to be hoping this is over soon “Um” he looks to you

“No, we didn’t know they were dating” you clarify

“I think my wife and I were wondering what you wanted to do about it” Arthur speaks up

You and Sirius look at each other, he slides his hand down giving your hand a squeeze letting you know it’s your call

“I don’t have a problem with it so we do nothing” you look at Sirius who nods in agreement “I think it’s great” you grin looking out of the window at Harry and Ginny sitting with each other, Harry rubbing circles with his thumbs on her hands as they smile at each other in their own little world “They seem well suited for each other” you nod to the window

Sirius leans over giving you a kiss on the cheek as he watches his godson, the image reminding him so much of James and Lily “Like father like son” he whispers in you ear

Molly seems to relax and Arthurs lips turn up as he looks at his daughter smiling brightly

“Maybe we got a little carried away when we walked in on them kissing” Molly smiles apologetically “Harrys a good boy but we don’t need grandchildren just yet, especially not from our youngest” Arthur hums in agreement at the last bit

“We can have a talk with Harry about that” Sirius wraps his arm around you

“Please do” Arthur takes a large sip of tea, you bite your lip trying not to giggle at the man’s obvious scarring from the event

“Now that’s settled” Molly’s mood switches a little bit “They do make a handsome looking couple”

“Yeah, although your daughter is out of his league” Sirius chuckles

“Siri” you scold him before agreeing “It is true though” Molly and Arthur even nod a bit before you all start laughing

The laughter catches the attention of the teens, both standing up feeling safe to re-enter the house

“Hi” they shyly smile

“Don’t worry you aren’t in trouble but we are going to have a little chat young lady” Molly pinches Ginny’s cheeks before turning to you and Sirius

“We’ll send Harry back to you later after we’ve had our own chat” Sirius squeezes his godsons’ shoulder

After seeing the Weasleys out, you and Sirius put on your best stern faces as you approach Harry at the dining room table, he looks between you both wide eyed

“We are very disappoint...ted” he starts laughing “Sorry couldn’t do it” you break as well starting to laugh

Harry looks between you both, sighing in relief, it was rare to see you both so serious. After you both compose yourself you take seats across from him

“Look, we are 100% fine with you and Ginny, but if you are going to take your relationship to that level you need to be safe okay. As much as we are never going to let you live this down we don’t want to be great godparents just yet …grand godparents…” Sirius turns to you almost check is that is a thing

“Either way” you shake your head at him “Maybe don’t get hot and heavy in the burrow where they could walk in anytime you know what Mollys like and you almost gave Arthur a heart attack, poor man”

“And maybe learn what a locking spell is on top of that” Sirius adds

Harry nods quickly feeling mortified, cheeks as red as the Weasleys hair “Is there anything else?” he looks between you both

“Have we embarrassed him enough?” you ask

“For now” Sirius chuckles

“Can I head back to burrow?” Harry looks between the two of you

“Yeah we’ll make you some lunch first then you can use the floo network to get back, trust me we want you out of here so me and your godmother can get back to our own private time” Sirius wiggles his eyebrow

Harry makes a disgusted face, you face palm but can’t help but giggle at your husband

“And now I’m done” he concludes standing up walking over to the kitchen

You and Sirius make some lunch for the three of you before saying goodbye as he floos to the burrow. Once hes gone Sirius slithers his arm around your waist “Now where were we” he smirks as he lifts you up onto the table kissing you, picking up where you left off

Sirius pulls back cursing “Shit”

“What?”

“We didn’t make fun of him for falling for redhead”

[prongsiess]

Once again, things my friends have said as incorrect marauders quotes:

James: we should get a hermit crab and call it Henry

Regulus, to Barty and Evan while doing his morning stretches: did you know that you live longer if you’re as flexible as a cat *winks*

Dorcas, looking at Reg zoning out looking at the gryffindor table: apparently cats think about marauders, not goldfish

Remus drunk off his rocker at a quidditch party, slurring his words: marauders for life man!

Peter, having a discussion with Marlene and Mary: I have the world’s most lesbian nails ever

James to Sirius in the Potters’ kitchen: of course not silly, Aslan (my hc name for the Potter’s gold retriever) can’t make dips!

James, showing off his shaved armpits to Marlene: it’s my little feminine trait, I don’t have armpits

Barty in care of magical creatures: hippogriffs are like speedbumps, the faster you run them over the less you feel them

Pandora, dead serious: I would kill Evan before I kill Reginald (my hc for the skittles’ pet snake)

Mary, to Sirius: just remember that I have a kitchen knife in my bag, I’m not kidding

Marlene: hey Minnie! You need to buy teenagers!

Sirius, discouraged that Remus doesn’t seem interested: NOOO I can’t have him but of course I can pick up old hags at madam pudifoots!

Peter: I am 99% banana and 1% wizard

Pandora, arguing with barty about Reginald: he doesn’t get constipated when I FEED HIM, I have magic fingers

Remus: Pompfrey’s my mum

Lily, standing behind Minnie with her arms crossed after Sirius just got detention: you’ve been Minnied

Mary consoling a first year after their first marauders prank: it’s okay the trauma will pass

Evan: my religion is pumpkin juice

Dorcas: me in the Great Hall on the morning that Reginald dies… “DEAR STUDENTS”-

Barty, literally unprompted: that child is postpartum

Marlene: Sirius, be honest, have you ever shoved a tampon up your ass?

Peter: it’s the peterphilia, the cult of my lawless village

Lily, dodging Marls, James, and Sirius trying to hug her after the won a match: do not fucking crust near me

Evan in herbology: if I put too many seeds will my plant overdose???

Remus close to a full moon: when I walk behind you I can smell your trail

Sirius: oh my god PENIS i’m freezing

Dorcas: not as if Barty can find the clit anyways

Regulus crying after he got less than an O: i’m not used to being stupid

Remus, talking about padfoot: I once saw him eat a squirrel and spit out its head

Sirius after any minor inconvenience: fuck school, fuck life, fuck this and someone please fuck me

James, sliding around the commonroom in his socks after accidentally having normal coffee instead of decaf: Lily move over I wanna drift the corner

Pandora: sorry i’m blonde, it’s not my fault!

James, after coming back from the slytherin common room: I’ve decided, slytherins are bipolar!

Sirius, scrutinizing themselves in the mirror: the more I think about it, the more I look like a rhinoceros

(These were all slightly changed to fit the context and some are translated from french as well, but the meanings stay true to the original)

[siriusblackdevotee]

since they're completely made up it's completely up to you to how you wanna see them

Canon information:

Mary macdonald was assaulted by Mulciber and his friends (?) or was it Avery...

Marlene McKinnon's entire family was slaughtered by Voldemort's force, McKinnon's are a family of talented wizards/witches so she's likely talented too.

Dorcas Meadows was killed by voldemort. She and Marlene died around the same time, though Marlene went first.

Dorcas x Marlene= dorlene dorcas x mary=dormary. Youre right about the emojis, mary the literal saint and Marlene has the humor of a 12 year old boy.

Fanon:

Mary macdonald obliviated herself during the war so she has no memory of her friends, living in the muggle world cluelessly. She's Lily's best friends so there's marylily which is best friends to lovers. I have no idea if she's POC, but she is!! She tends to be written as the Gryffindor girl Casanova queen? The bitch? Slutty? Knows her worth? But she's a soft girl to me. Like, light pink and everything. I think she even grew up with James and Peter, which is why she's so boyish.

Marlene is a quidditch player, very passionate about it, she tends to be written as the mean lesbian kinds way but I see her as kinda loser, kinda horrible at socializing, kinda lover girl, kinda insecure. I'm not good with aesthetics but I think she's red punk?? She dyes her hair blonde.

Dorcas is a Slytherin and in the same year as all of them but I like to think she is much older, bigger age gap. She's also Regulus's best friend? And if she's written as a quidditch lover (which I don't see), she has an enemies to lovers thing going on with Marlene. I've seen all sorts of characterizations for her, she's the Slytherin Casanova (hmm, I don't like), she's an academic weapon, she's a literal weapon, like a good duelist, call and introverted and rational but very very empathetic. Dark academia for her or the earth goddess aesthetic.

Can someone please educate me on Dorcas, Marlene, and Mary?????

PLEASE!

Just like- personality????? WHO ARE THEY

All i know is that Marlene is=😈 and Mary is=😇 IDK KNOW SHIT ABOUT DORLENE OR DORMARY WHATERVER HER NAME IS PLEAAASSSEEE EDUCATE ME PLEASEEE