#wankpanzer

[victusinveritas]

🅦🅐🅝🅚🅟🅐🅝🅩🅔🅡

[dankmemes23]

[tronmike82]

I pity the transformer that has a cybertruck as their alt-mode.

[jimstares]

Love it

[fox-moxin]

We should send Wankpanzers to the Ukraine.

Specifically we should give them to the Russians.

[somelonelywordmonger]

I can't get over Meta AI offering to help me spot Wankpanzers.

[infrogmation]

In glorious futuristic Muskland, accelerator pedal floors YOU!

Ars Technica: Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal cover

"Thanks to the profile of the Cybertruck's under dash, if the pedal cover becomes partially detached it can slide up and become trapped in place, wedging the pedal down and unleashing all of the Cybertruck's substantial power—the dual-motor truck boasts 600 hp (447 kW) and can reach 60 mph (98 km/h) in just over four seconds."

[asteroidpoetry]

Roaring wankpanzers —

Hi-vis hands clutch sausage rolls —

It’s highway lunchtime.

[victusinveritas]

Fuck Musk and his Wankpanzer.

[dankmemes23]

[outofcontrolswingingship]

Wankpanzer might be my newest favorite word. Heard it to describe the Cybertruck. It's beautiful.

[sronti]

Bunjee jumping, but with some extra length rope added for fun

kadirov géppuskát szerelt a cybertruckra

[pattern-recognition]

i saw a cybertruck irl today.. there’s a wankpanzer behind our lines running amok and must be eliminated

[lakritzwolf]

I just saw the cybertruck being called a Wankpanzer.

[captain-price-unofficially]

Saw a Wankpanzer irl

[tangleweave]

// The cybertruck is a laughably piteous device. Setting aside the embarrassment of design flaws, this hideous shmuckwagon looks like it came straight out of GoldenEye. Did Tesla cancel its NX subscription in favor of rendering the shell on a Nintendo 64? Does the wankpanzer come with big head mode?