#wankpanzer

[dankmemes23]

[cat-mermaid]

drove past a Swasticar today and thought to myself huh somthing looks off with it and then i realized it was cos there was no graffiti on it lol

[jimstares]

Love it

[jasper-dixon]

[tronmike82]

I pity the transformer that has a cybertruck as their alt-mode.

[fox-moxin]

We should send Wankpanzers to the Ukraine.

Specifically we should give them to the Russians.

[somelonelywordmonger]

I can't get over Meta AI offering to help me spot Wankpanzers.

[infrogmation]

In glorious futuristic Muskland, accelerator pedal floors YOU!

Ars Technica: Tesla recalls all 3,878 Cybertrucks over faulty accelerator pedal cover

"Thanks to the profile of the Cybertruck's under dash, if the pedal cover becomes partially detached it can slide up and become trapped in place, wedging the pedal down and unleashing all of the Cybertruck's substantial power—the dual-motor truck boasts 600 hp (447 kW) and can reach 60 mph (98 km/h) in just over four seconds."

[victusinveritas]

All cybertruck owners: go off-roading. Try it. Do something really bad ass like going through a creek. What could possibly go wrong?

[dankmemes23]

[corporationsarepeople]

And in case you might be inclined to feel bad for the small-business-owning dealer, don’t. Tesla owns all of its dealerships.

[victusinveritas]

[dankmemes23]

[mjmgaming]

There was a fucking WankPanzer in my school's lot today

God I wanted to kick the crap out of whatever traitor & coward drives that sorry excuse of a car but I couldn't since I cannot afford to get caught atm

God I hate grimy scumbags and nazis so fucking much they need to follow their leader if you catch my meaning

Pathetic losers where's a flammenwerfer when you need one

[asteroidpoetry]

Roaring wankpanzers —

Hi-vis hands clutch sausage rolls —

It’s highway lunchtime.

[disparatemind]

Still not using it even as a dumpster. Even my garbage deserves more than to be put in a wankpanzer.