#wank for ts ////

[kedreeva]

There's some dude (derogatory) on FB who is PISSED people are pricing their farm fresh eggs at $2 and $3 a dozen instead of $4+, saying it's "disrespectful" and "undignified" and "I'm trying to feed my kids" like Sir, you are on a Facebook group page bitching about your neighbors egg prices because your pet chickens aren't earning you a living wage and you think it's your neighbors' fault, you do not have a leg to stand on here wrt dignity.

Also half the answers are like "I give them to friends and family free" or "I donate them to food banks" or "I'm making them affordable to folks who might not otherwise be able to get them now that they're so expensive in the store" and "if you think you're going to turn a profit keeping backyard chickens you have been wildly misled" and so on, and so forth, and I'm so living for it.

and I can tell you right now, he did NOT like my answer of "if you're trying to feed your kids, I hear eggs are edible."

[goosegoblin]

Every time someone says "autistic men are coddled! Their autism is celebrated and their behaviours are enabled!", I can't believe that they think the world loves men more than it hates disabled people

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

as we all revel in the many joyous delights of good omens 2, i'd just like to say a deeply personal and heartfelt fuck you fuck you fuck you to every single person who accused neil gaiman of queerbaiting over the last four years.

and then i'd like to wish you an extra special get kicked in the shins, because every time you said "queerbaiting" what you really meant was "nb and aspec doesn't really count as queer".

that's what you meant. you meant "gay is better". you meant "queer love only counts if they kiss". you meant "sure they might technically be ~nonbinary~, but they look like men, so they're really just men". you meant "i don't respect aspecs and i don't think they deserve representation".

so, from the bottom of my heart: fuck you.

[queermania]

with all the commotion about a spn continuation (or reboot i guess is a possibility) we have to remember what’s important: not to let that group of bloggers whose entire spnblr presence boiled down to “isn’t it so funny that i’m mean about everything and mock any earnestness” gain popularity again. open your heart or gtfo

[cascigarette]

imagine thinking sam "I felt like a freak my whole life amongst my family and my peers and society as a whole" winchester isn't queer coded

[durgewyll]

it is just so crazy how most solasfuckers and cullenwives hate sera and call her racist when solas condescends to a dalish inquisitor and the dalish in general, and i don't need to list all of cullen "mages aren't people" rutherford's war crimes to prove my point

[homemadesterekpie]

still confused about why people were mad when Derek killed Peter and got the alpha powers. as if Peter wasn’t his own family or hadn’t killed Laura who happened to be Derek’s sister and alpha.

to anyone with a brain it would be obvious that it was no one’s place but Derek’s to kill Peter.

[javussyannihilator]

the way so much meta wants to virtue signal about modern cops so so so bad and misses javert’s entire purpose in the narrative every! single! time!

[tingedautumn]

if you look at Hell's Greatest Dad song at a different, more Charlastor-tinted lens angle, you'll find it's actually foreshadowing!

The entire time Alastor has been showing Charlie how he's such a good future husband for her and how he'd be such a good dad to their future kids! Why else would he show off being a thoughtful father cradling his child (Nifty) and put Charlie in his own bed (then episodes later lay in her own bed too)? The "I care for you just like a daughter I spawned" and "you can almost call me dad" lines is actually foreshadowing that Alastor will be a girldad in the future!

(obviously I'm joking but I just really want a dad!Alastor and mom!Charlie so bad)

"a different more charlastor-tinted lens" way ahead of you bestie i am in the mindscape imagining them making out all the time constantly

i do want to say before i start crying about alastor being a girldad, i do sincerely think dad beat dad got MASSIVELY misunderstood by the r/a fans because that song is a charlastor song from top to bottom. obviously i'm putting a romantic spin on it but it's so genuinely a charlastor song while simultaneously showing how out of touch lucifer is with charlie. alastor clicked IMMEDIATELY on lucifer not knowing his own daughter and not only told charlie in EXACT detail how he could help her (with piano accompaniment no less!!!) he also spelled it out for lucifer that charlie does not need or want things. she wants support.

support like holding their beautiful child while charlie has a restful nap BROUGHT IT BACK FULL TEARS #WINNING

[justjasper]

i think tagging every character from a show in your blorbo x reader tumblr post should be a criminal offence

[howlbear]

People getting this worked up over a possible non redemption for the people who 2 hours ago tried to murder the entire school with dragons and fully sliced the throat of their friend in cold blood, during the final battle where the protagonists are actively trying to save the world from said people

[kedreeva]

Watching a post on FB about chickens not eating a food their owners got them, and people telling this person "just don't give them more until they eat it" and "they'll eat it if they're hungry enough" and thinking about how if someone asks about a toxic plant in their yard these same people will swear chickens "know what's good for them" and "they won't eat stuff that's bad for them." And somehow these two things live together in their heads with no conflict. Well which is it? Does your chicken know the feed is bad or can they not tell when things are good or bad for them?

I went through several feeds looking for one my birds actually liked that I also liked. The one they're on now is sound but they also seem to really enjoy it. They don't anymore, but they used to dig/sort through chows, spill a bunch, only eat it when they really had to. That's miserable, I think. What a miserable existence, to be expected to eat food you dislike every day with no control over it, no ability to change it. And it's deemed okay, because you're not willing to die over it so you're just being picky.

If your fowl are avoiding eating a feed, maybe it's not a good feed or maybe they don't like it. Maybe try a different one and see if you can find one that's decent but also tastes good. Try pellets vs crumble vs mash. This person was feeding mash (a powdery food meant to be served wet) dry and it had whole grains in it the birds were picking out. Of course they're going to pick out the whole grains and leave the dry powder behind. I would, too. It's not hard to give them some water with their chow. I do it near daily with crumble and the birds lose it, they love that stuff. It's so easy. It's such a little thing. Sometimes I just wish I could shake someone through a computer screen until their teeth rattle.

[goosegoblin]

"am i a bad person?"

helpful: what is a bad person? how do you define that? what makes you think you might be one? is this potentially a form of black-and-white thinking for you? what purpose does this serve? are you living in line with your values right now? is there anything you want to be different? do you have a habit of being too harsh on yourself?

what the internet has seemingly landed on: bad people don't care if they're bad people!

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i'm not trying to start anything, but i just saw a post criticizing misha collins for not choosing to quit spn when the network was homophobic and he was "profiting from homophobia" and i just think it's kind of... wild? that young people think that a person could just. decide to not work for a prejudiced corporation when they have a family to provide for?

i don't know, i don't even really want to debate or go into it more, but it's just kind of surreal to see opinions from people who weren't there in 2013 when misha collins was literally the only person willing to support not just destiel shippers but actual queer and trans and ace fans. i have no doubt that he saved lives through the care he showed to vulnerable young people who desperately needed to see someone give a damn about them. he's significantly flawed in many ways, but he will always be a saint in my eyes for how much he cared.

like i just don't think that people accustomed to this modern era where hardly anyone blinks over two men kissing on tv can understand what it was like when we were mocked and silenced, when we weren't allowed to breathe the word 'destiel' without getting booed, and misha was the only damn person who spoke up for us. the only one. who was probably risking his job in saying the things he did.

things have changed. that's wonderful. don't judge people surviving previous eras by the standards of today.

[queermania]

I think the reason jensen “can’t win” when it comes to destiel is his own fault. Like people are justified to be a little weary of jensen comments on destiel because of his past comments and remarks. Obviously it was a while ago but you can’t expect people to take what you say in good faith when you never had any before

not to be an asshole but this sounds like a bit of a skill issue. if you think one or two comments made years ago hold more weight than everything he's said and done in the time since, then i don't know what to tell you. i'm certainly not going to tell you that you have to get over something that hurt you (and i really do get why people are hurt by some of the things he's said and i'm not going to defend those things), but i am going to say that if you sincerely can't get past it, then you might need to move on from supernatural in general, because it doesn't seem like you're having any fun now and it seems unlikely that you will have any in the future.

because here's the thing: i do think you can expect people to take what you say in good faith when you've been acting in good faith for years now.

and he has been! he's been doing things like talking about how the more affectionate and/or emotional ways he plays dean specifically with cas get cut, talking with glee about the handprint, sending reaction videos to the confession back and forth between him and misha, liking tweets related specifically to the confession, complimenting misha's performance, calling dean's monologue in the trap his "confession," wanting to have the confession in despair filmed on his phone, being most excited for dean's storyline with cas in the last season, saying that dean should have told cas he loved him too, saying dean's biggest regret is that he couldn't save cas, creating a production company with a mission statement about diversity and then actually delivering on that, talking positively about a destiel reunion and how he wants to see that, the bajillion reports about how happy he is to sign destiel/queer dean fanart and do destiel/queer dean photo ops, etc.

the fact that he's even expressly acknowledged that he didn't handle everything perfectly in the past and is clearly trying to do better.

like, at a certain point if you are not taking what he says in good faith, it actually is on you. it's a choice you've made.

[atopvisenyashill]

why do you think targ nation fans favor daena and naerys so strongly? obviously, they would enjoy dany, rhaenyra, and alysanne because they're the most visibly "girlboss" and they probably prefer rhaenys because she was the more "conventionally feminine" of aegon's queens and appeals to the targcest shippers for being the more loved wife. but why daena and naerys?

imagine me deep sighing, taking a long drag of a blunt, coughing a bit too much, then saying "it's the madonna whore complex, that old bitch."

for naerys, it really is that simple - she is not just a clear madonna she's also pretty clearly meant to be in a conversation about madonna-whore dichotamies. i think the main problem with Those Insane Twitter Stans (which is a vibe - there's a LOT of those people on here too and they just completely took over reddit) is that they don't engage with Naerys any deeper than that. She is the perfect peerless madonna and no need to actually dig into how naerys may have felt about her reputation as the constantly suffering sweet queen. she did her duty and that's all that matters.

i do think daena also falls into this, but in sort of the opposite way, like how the rhaenyra-alicent discourse will get SUPER deranged. Daena is really easy to divorce from what happened to her because she has an ~aesthetic~ that is interesting on its own. I think they want to deal with the powerful parts of them and ignore the fact that the "Whore" in a lot of the Madonna-Whore groupings are/were deeply miserable in their lives, or engage with the fact that the men they loved share a lot of personal responsibility for putting them in danger. So I think a lot of the feelings towards Daena right now are glossing over the actual damage being in the maidenvault did to her + completely glossing over how she's likely very supportive of Daeron's stupid ass war in Dorne & the fact that her romanticization of him probably comes from her anger at Baelor.