#wanf out

[tastefulcannibal-tc]

^v= b==n un car for l^k= 14 hrs ansd ^ want oht go^bh crazy

[bearyyayay]

ALL MY ZIPPERS OF MY BAG IS OPEN I DIDN'T THINK MUCH OF IT THEN I GOT HOME AND ALL MY BATIK CAKES IS FUCKING GONE I WAS SAVING THAT YOU FUCKING SMELLY ASS SHITTY CROTCH SMELLING FUCK FACE

[altruistic-meme]

why must every decision in life cost me 3 weeks worth of anxiety? why can't I make a choice and then jsut be like "cool" and move on? even when I know it's smth I want its like "neat. now we'll be in panic mode for the next 5-10 business days. thanks for shopping at the anxiety center."

[realjem]

HI SO REMEMBER HOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT RAIHAN BEING BEHIND A PAYWALL?

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE FOUND AN ALTERNATIVE METHOD. NO MONEY PAID AT ALL 💜

I completed an event mission without realizing the reward ticket was the one where I was allowed to pick a 5☆ unit and the choices were N, Marine, and Raihan. Some may call me a fool for not choosing N. But I am happy. I am at peace with this game. Until Lear comes back- ANYWAYS--

SENDING YOU ALL OF MY LOVE AND BLESSINGS FROM THIS GAME SO FAR JEM!!!! GOOD LUCK ON ALL OF YOUR PULLS!!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

Ayyyyy nice!!!! Boy acquired!!!!

Congrats on obtain!!!

[arsenicxarcana]

speaking of WANF i had a thought about like, far-flung future shit

imagine it’s a full moon night and you’re part of a two-bit smuggler ship that’s just been taken down by pirates, you and the rest of the crew are trussed up and awaiting Judgment on the deck of this big black Death Ship

and this guy walks out that’s unnatural as hell - demon horns, goat legs, unicorn tail, bright silver eyes with dark sclera and dark makeup, one arm is covered in armor while the other is covered in fur and both sides have claws, he’s wearing black leather and fur and animal bone and a motherfucking RAVEN comes to sit on his shoulder like it belongs there

(may or may not be accompanied by two white dogs that carry a similarly unnatural air, like youre pretty sure they’re some kind of borzoi but you just KNOW they’re actually hellhounds)

he speaks in a voice thats sharp and hoarse as if he’s swallowed seawater, with harsh, honestly obnoxious tones and a whisper of something ancient beneath, like something else is speaking alongside him

“do you fear death?”

(u know davy jones’ speech in pirates of the carribbean? he goes into something like that - you can die out here or you join the crew and your mortal soul is forfeit. strong implication of death or death)

you’re pretty much shitting yourself in fear like oh ok we just got raided by Literal Satan Himself (possibly with an offer of deals included)

and then a shorter, younger, more human-looking guy - messy auburn hair, gangly limbs, disheveled clothing, cutlass loosely tied to one hip, honestly looks like he just rolled out of bed - swans up to the monstrous captain(?) with an easy familiarity

“c’mon, lucio, we’ve been over this”

a more human-like pout appears on the creature’s pale lips before he steps back with a little bow of deference. “oh of course, captain, you never let me have any fun anymore”

“go help pashinka with supper before papa tries to do it again, i can handle this”

he holds out his arm and the raven jumps to him with a short squawk, settling onto his shoulder and giving him a bit more air of importance. the demon storms off below decks, leaving you with the other man - despite his easy demeanor, you can see he has the same quicksilver eyes as the monster threatening you before

“now where were we?” he draws his cutlass and grins. “oh yeah - do you fear death?”

[killyourrdarlingss]

Oh how to be an individual while under someone's thumb.

[catfishofoldin99colours]

how late can I push playing Minecraft before it affects me at work tomorrow

[shortansweet]

I should sleep i can't sleep and when tf is mom gonna leave my room

[gayass1990]

kaying emm ess.

[altruistic-meme]

gotta go to the bookstore in the morning to look at. book covers.

[shadowsreblogs]

why are cons so expensive just to go to auagahgahahagagahagauagagauagaha

[maple-writes]

Work today was slow which unfortunately gave me time to think about how unlikely it is that I'll be able to move out of my parents house anytime soon

[jj-maybanks-daughter]

john b, I lied.

all y/n talked about for a whole week was how excited she was for her brother to meet her new boyfriend. she rambled on and on about how great he was, how perfect he was. she finally admitted to it not being true.

y/n ran into the chatue with tears in her eyes, going straight to her room.

"y/n?" john b asked poking hos head out of the kitchen where he was doing dishes.he dried his hands and walked down the hallway to y/ns room.

"knock knock" he tapped on the shut door

a muffled "go away, John b " came from her room

"come onnnnn lemme in" he teased

"fine" she mostly just wanfed some comfort

"what's up y/n/n, why you crying" he asked as he sat on her bed, cradiling her head into his shoulder

she forgot how perfect she painted her boyfriend out to be, not being able to take it back.

"john b, I lied, when I was fifteen, I said the bottles weren't mine and I'd never smoke weed," the words started pouring out of her mouth as john b listen, "I've grown up some, you'd think things would change, hurts me just as much to say they're the same"

"what's going on, babe" he confortted her as she sobbed

"john b, I lied, he ain't a good guy, he makes me cry sometimes out of the blue" she pulled away from his shoulder so she could look at him "I'm not sure why kt took all this time, I guess I was afraid of what you'd say to dp. so john b, I lied"

"what'd he do? he asked

"I'd swear he's perfect, hoping you couldn't tell, he was stealing my spark, walking me straight through hell" she played with the hems of her shorts and cried

"you don't have to be afraid of me, I'm always here for you, you know that" he comforted her, rubbing her back

"guess I wasn't ready yet to hear the hard truth, but I can't hide it anymore I really need you" she flipped her hair to her over shoulder and sniffed her nose

"it's ok y/n, I just want you to be happy. you don't need to be pressured into not telling the truth because you don't want to know what ill say. I just want you to be happy, babe"

"its not that I'm afraid of whay you'd say, I just don't want to have another ex boyfriend so I painted him the way you and dad would want to see him. I felt so guilty but it like made me think that's how he was so when he said a mean comment or something it was hard, I just need you to hug me" she cried agajn.

" I promise you'll find you someone some day that treats you roght." he hugged her and rocked her and they both fell asleep. she had felt better getting it off her chest.

song name- mama I lied

[wolfstrong]

GUYS I MADE OUT WITH A GUY AT FHE CLUB NOT S DRILL IT WAS DRY AND AWKWARD AND HE REMINDED ME SO MUCH OF ROBERT SMITH SND IM SO DRUNK AND HE WAS LITERALLY NEURODIVERGENT AND J LIKE HIM SO MUCH SND I WANF TO KISS HIM SGAUN SBJDBSJDBRJSJJXJCJDJDJDJXKXKXKDKD IM SO DEAD IM SO DEAD IM DEAD HE WAS WEARING MAKEUP IM DEAD I KISSED HUM IM DESD DJFJIEFNDINDKEJDNDKDJDKXJCJCJFJDBEJSJIXCBJDD JESUS SAVE ME

[mattscoquette]

buying matt REPLICA jelly cats of the most randomest things in his room

if you don’t know what jelly cats are, they’re these teddy bears this company makes out of anything. they usually have smiley faces and legs

I WANF A JELLYCAT SO BADLY THIS IS SO CUTE

[leejenowrld]

I wanna try raw sexxxx but im not on the pill and my fwb always use condoms, how can i ask him!!?!? Have you tried?

oh girl i cannot tell you the amount of times i’ve had raw sex… i know it’s not good and that i shouldn’t be trying to promote it (which i’m not! stay safe besties!) but fuck i do love raw sex. fuck. fuck like it’s getting me horny rn. i used to be on the pill but i got off cus it caused so many problems for me. but i’m gonna go on it again soon, i’ve been trying to find the right one for me. i kinda have to be on it unfortunately cus i’m sexually active and i don’t want babies sorry 😭 not rn

but rn me and my bf usually use condoms but sometimes (a lot of the time) we run out and cba to get more and then sometimes we just get so into the moment we forget 😭 yes he does pull out but i loveee when he doesn’t i’m sorry honestly guys don’t listen to me and stay safe! because i have had pregnancy scares and have had an abortion before so! yeah!

and i feel like just communicating with ur fwb that it’s what you want and just asking him to try it once? idrk what i’d do in that situation tbh, just be cute and try to convince him but if it’s something that he really firmly doesn’t wanf then you have to respect that too