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I am at work but I want to be doing arts and crafts

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Knowing that Howl went "Fuck finishing this PhD, I'm ditching this universe to go chase girls, consort with demons, and live my wizard ladykiller dreams, while owning my own home at age 27" makes him much more understandable as a character

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Blue ringed oc-tea-pus

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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big plans tonight

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Happy STS! This is a basic one but I'm trying to warm back up to participating in writeblr again: what are your characters' favorite things to drink and what does that say about them?

(ignore that this is almost a month late lol)

Viper likes drinks that have a bit of a kick to them, so things like whiskey or spicy ginger beer. She likes the feeling more than the taste itself. She is a fan of textures sometimes over flavours.

Honey/Rantha likes warm drinks like tea, hot cider, and even just warm water. Although he's often drinking these while working on something so they're only really "warm" drinks for about half of the drink before it starts getting cold. Not sure what that says about him besides that he drinks slowly lol.

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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I love mending clothes like oh you thought you were done? Too bad, get back out there I’m not done with you yet

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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water

me: I’m king of busy rn

coworker: no really just come here

the ph test:

my honest reaction:

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yeah, this is my pet knight, she's a rescue. i gave her a brief act of mercy and she followed me home and sat outside my door to guard me from intruders. she swore her undying allegiance to me in exchange for a gift of grace and now she sleeps at the foot of my bed and weeps when im late coming home. and yeah, she only eats wet food because she's a snob, also.

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bone apple teeth