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sometimes a salad is just an entire cucumber eaten in one sitting
#rambling#lettuce is really a hit or miss experience#don't want to deal with all that stuff in the bowl#don't wanna use a fork#handheld cucumber
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We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.
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i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
#literally I get so mad sometimes#imagining like what if i die and they do an autopsy or whatever#and find out something was wonky or strange in my body#and I never get to know about it!!!!#I wanna know about any medical mysteries I'm harbouring
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I've gotten a few notes on a few different posts where someone in the tags brags about intentionally "body checking" someone else when they're in their way.
For example on a post I made about leaving the way clear for people exiting elevators or public transportation instead of standing right in front of the door blocking it I got a few notes from people saying "haha yeah I always give someone a good body check if they do this and I love seeing the shocked and offended look on their face"
or on a post about leaving room for the flow of traffic I had people in the notes bragging about giving "body checks" to people in their way on a sidewalk or in a hallway.
Do. Not. Ever. Ever. EVER intentionally bump into people aka give them a "body check". Anyone who brags about this kind of behavior in my notes is getting blocked. You are literally physically assaulting someone and then bragging about it. Physically assaulting another person is actually a lot worse than accidentally being in someone's way, and I have no tolerance for it.
The times in my life where someone has intentionally "body checked" me have been when I was disassociating and/or about to pass out from low blood sugar, or quite literally was as far off to the side as possible (literally up against a wall or packed up against other people in a crowded area) and every time this has happened it has ended in me having a full blown panic attack that I need to take emergency meds to come down from due to my PTSD.
You never know why someone could be in your way. They could be visually impaired. They could be disassociating. They could be about to pass out from low blood sugar. They maybe just experienced a disturbing or traumatic event that's shut down their pre-frontal cortext. All sorts of things. So congrats I guess on physically assaulting someone who might be disabled or disassociating or about to faint from low blood sugar. You sure are showing them.
Not only that, but it's unsafe for you too. There are violent and unstable people in this world, and you might "body check" the wrong person one day. I had a friend in secondary school who would brag about this kind of behavior, and when I was talking to my aunt about it one day she said to me "one day your friend is going to do that to the wrong person and find herself cleaning herself up off the floor."
And if you're only "body checking" people you think it's "safe" to, people who you're pretty sure won't be able to fight back? People smaller and weaker looking than you? Congrats, not only are you definitely a bully then, but you're also perpetuating systems of social injustices in this world like ageism and ableism by only going after "the weak".
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No offense, but if you are regularly getting your panties in a twist about the "child soldiers" on kids' cartoons, you need to stop watching media meant for children and put on something meant for adults, because you have seriously lost the plot.
#I was literally going to comment about the pokemon sword and shield part#and then read the last paragraph and op beat me to it#I was a full adult when I played that game and it still sucked so bad#which was unfortunate because it could have been a cool game but instead made the player almost into a side character in the plot
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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it
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womens clothing sizing is based on how much the company wants you to kill yourself
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they don’t tell you this but the best sale of them all is not buying anything
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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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