#wanda maximoff hcs

[fandomhcs]

dating wanda maximoff would include:

dating one of the most powerful people in the universe is definitely a trip, let me tell you.

wanda values quality time above most other love languages so expect to be sharing each other’s spaces most of the time. she could spend all of her time reading in the corner with you across the room from her reading or scrolling through your phone.

that said, she loves when you choose to join her in whatever she’s doing. read with her, ask her about whatever magic she’s learning now, or bring her tea and curl up beside her while she’s watching an old sitcom on the couch. she’ll melt.

she loves any kind of date night. whether it’s staying in and ordering pizza or going out to a new restaurant and an arcade, wanda just gets this warm gooey feeling whenever you two get to spend a night with no interruptions. she loves the more stereotypical date nights, the things she’s seen in shows and movies. finally having someone to experience the things she considers normal with is so, so special to her. take her to a movie and a cute dinner, take her dancing, take her stargazing. make her feel like she's in a movie and she'll melt.

wanda is forever grateful to you and thankful for the love you’ve brought into her life. joining the avengers, meeting you, finding control and strength in her powers? at one point in her life everything she has now seemed impossible. for so long it was just her and pietro against the world, now she has a family again. and more than that? she isn’t afraid of her own power.

her powers used to be something she feared. she was terrified to lose control, terrified to learn the limits of her powers. terrified that there may not be limits. but you’ve never once been scared of her. all the things she’s done, all the things she can do, you’ve never shown fear. you trust her, completely. and she has vowed to make sure every single day that your trust in her is never misplaced.

and an upside to that means she’s constantly practicing her magic. the red swirls of her magic are fascinating, and even now you can’t help but stare as a book hovers in the air before her while wanda’s hands are occupied cooking dinner. her magic is beautiful, no matter what the rest of the world may say.

you’ll catch her meditating three feet in the air, magic curling around her gently weaving itself through her hair. can’t reach something on a high shelf? you can hear wanda giggle at your struggle before whatever you need is floating towards you. cleaning is a breeze when your girlfriend can levitate the couch while you sweep the dust bunnies out from under it.

wanda does try to stay out of your head, though. she refuses to abuse your privacy and read your mind without consent. she struggles with this when she hears you having a nightmare at night, or whenever you won’t come to her with a problem. but she never breaks, instead forcing herself to be patient with you and let you come to her when you can. and you do, once you’re ready. there is nothing you could ever tell her about your fears, your pain, your anger that would ever make her feel any differently about you. whatever you think of yourself, wanda sees you as you are. she sees your faults, yes. but she sees the good in you above everything else. whenever you may feel insecure, she’s right beside you with a warm hug and constant reassurance.

you both balance each other. on your bad days, wanda is right there to comfort you however you need. and you do the same for her. both of you keep an eye on each other, boost each other’s spirits on your bad days, and remind each other that you two are a team. no matter what may come, you two are on each other’s side.

the cabin she has in multiverse of madness? that's her ideal home with you. a warm, inviting place the two of you can fill with plants and books. something cozy and hidden away from the rest of the world. she'd be free to practice her magic away from prying eyes, plus having a garden or an orchard is a dream of hers.

however, if you're stuck in an apartment? wanda will make it a home for you. she'll find cool art to post up on your walls, intricate tapestries that she could stare at for hours. candles and knick knacks, little trinkets bought on your dates together. she'd love to decorate a space with you, to make it reflect both of your personalities.

just?? build a home with her. build a future, build a family. it's all she wants, really. she wants a life with you more than anything else in the world, even more than being a hero. she'd rather live a comfortable, peaceful life with you.

[the-doomed-witch]

now look if i knew wanda irl and saw her go through that shit i’ll hug her so tight for hours and hours till she felt better and ask her to close her eyes so i can place my warm palms over them to calm her nerves down and i’ll cook her food i’ll snuggle with her i’ll lay my head on her tummy and i’ll never let her feel abandoned

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Natasha: *Bursting into the kids’s room*

Natasha: Who wants to make 5 bucks?

Billy: How?

Natasha: I need someone to take the fall.

Wanda, from outside: Oh my god…

Tommy: What did you do??

Natasha: I can’t tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Wanda: Oh. My. GOD!

Y/n: …Make it 10.

Nat, sigh in relief: Done. *opens the door*

Wanda: OH MY GOD?!!!

Nat, turns to Y/n: You’re a good daughter.

Nat, drags her by the collar: I got her honey! I got her, don’t worry!

[batcavescolony]

Rebecca: your son-

Wanda: why is he only my son when he does stupid shit?

[worldfullofash]

Pietro Maximoff headcanons

Bleached his hair so he could dye it. But he liked the bleached look more and decided to keep it.

Thinks it's fair to race with someone when he clearly has an advantage because of his powers

ABSOLUTELY LOVES sports. Especially basketball. None of the Avengers wants to play with him because he uses his speed to win. And afterwards he will call it a ‘fair game’

He believes in opposites attract

If you’re close, he sometimes wakes you up at 1am to steal all the snacks from the kitchen together

It annoys the heck out of Steve

That’s why he keeps doing it :,)

His accent gets thicker when he’s tired or angry

As someone with and accent when speaking English; i love that his accent gets appreciated

He’s very open minded

Spends a lot of money on shoes. He is picky about what shoes he buys

Pietro is very vain. This guy has MANY hairproducts.

Takes hygiene very seriously

Loves to listen to records and has a record player in his room.

He secretly loves the old songs Steve listens to

Pietro is definitely a dog person

Peter and him pull pranks on the Avengers all. The. Damn. Time.

His humor>> (Vision always takes his sarcasm seriously)

Pietro can easily comfort someone/cheer someone up. He knows how to read body language and takes the time to make his loved ones feel better

He feels very protective of Wanda (as he should). For a long time they only had each other. Despite now also having the Avengers, Pietro will always take care of his sister

Once when they were 8 years old a kid pushed Wanda off a swing. Pietro saw red and punched the kid in the face

This^^^

But he and Wanda can also argue over nothing (as siblings do obv)

I do think he was a bit shy/closed-off as a kid. After what Hydra/Strucker did to him, he became more bold and cocky

Pietro is a mama’s boy

When he was little, he used to hold his mother's hand while walking

He wants others to think he doesn't care about anything, but he overthinks quite often

Flirty but respectful

Teases everyone. Literally everyone. He doesn’t always do it to be flirty. He loves all the different reactions he gets. The reactions say a lot about a person

He craves validation from his loved ones

Missions are always fun and successful with him

[imdoingsortagay]

Daddy!wanda hcs

Smut below the cut 18+

A/n: this is for @frostedfaves cause it’s her birthday happy birthday . I’m also working rn so I can write more later

Sfw

Started off as neighbors in westview

Wanda had just gotten out of a huge breakup with Viz and needed a change of scene

Established herself in the small town as someone not to mess with within a year of living there.

Very mean unless she likes you.

Aka where you come in

Kinda innocent when you arrived into town and the older woman just ate you up

PETNAMES TO THE MAX

she’s especially fond of calling you petal all the time

“ you remind me of a petal of a flower”

Or doll

Takes her less than a year to have you living in her house once you fall madly in love with her

NSFW:

Loves being called daddy

Sir if she’s especially mad

Touchy asf all the time

Hands all over you all the fucking time

Loves when you wear short shorts all over the house to tease her

“ do you Wanda daddy to stop working sugar ? Does someone need daddy to show her who’s in charge?”

Straps are red

And big

Size kink with Wanda fr

A lot of the time due to her job, she’s stressed all the time so sex a lot of the time is Wanda fucking you like crazy which you love but she is also soft with you too

“ such a good baby for daddy, wish I could have you on my cock all the time sweetheart”.

An ass woman

You can’t convince me Wanda lives to see you with just one of her shirts on around the house, only to see you have a pretty pair of panties on that she can move to the side to fuck you.

Once fucking you by the window where her neighbor Agatha was sitting in her kitchen cause she caught you talking with her once.

Agatha totally didn’t fuck herself to the sight after

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 710

Agatha: *tears through the room* “WHERE ARE MY BOOTS?! I NEED THEM!”

Y/N: “Did you check the mudroom? Or the basement?”

Agatha: “YES! But I still can’t find them ANYWHERE”

Wanda: “Did you check the laundry room? Remember? I think you got them all muddy last mission, they might be in there to be scrubbed”

Agatha: “You’re right!” *does a mad dash out of the room followed by crashing*

Wanda to Y/N: “Don’t tell her, I hid them”

Y/N: “Why? You know she’d sooner uncover the burnt ruins of the library of Alexandria than give up”

Wanda: “I know. It’s funny watching her get mad, you know why? Without her boots, she’s so short. Short and full of rage.”

Y/N: “…You’re as bad as she is.”

[outlawssweetheart]

I'm just a girl pondering my favorite autistic-coded characters. 😌 (And the characters who aren't exactly "coded," but I can see the vision. 😌)

[devflamme]

so i was going through my google docs and found a document with some wagatha hcs that i need to share here to fellow wagatha crazy ass fans like me

(im so proud of myself for editing this on picsart in like, 10 seconds.)

— agatha loves using pet names as we all know, right? but, in an 🩷established relationship scenario🩷 she would call wanda pretty girl, darling and princess and wanda just melts all the time. wanda is not someone that uses pet names very often, but agatha changed her. she calls agatha by detka (classic), my love and my agatha.

— wanda steals agatha's clothes all the time. agatha normally buys bigger clothes so wanda is always seen wearing a shirt or dress from agatha, as they're comfier and smell like agatha. lavender fabric softener, dark wine and cigarettes.

— agatha is the one that cooks (what kind of housewife would i be if i didn't have a gourmet meal- forgot the rest of the line.) while wanda is the one that drives. agatha can't drive — she is reckless and wanda just can't bear the thought of agatha injuring herself because of a car accident.

— agatha sings a lot. she used to sing back in the day and really loves singing. wanda is enamored by her voice all the time she hears agatha singing around the house.

— in my head, as agatha lived so many years, she probably visited many places, and, speaks a lot of languages because of that. wanda is always cursing and talking to herself in sokovian (especially when agatha is annoying her) and thinks oh she can't understand me! but agatha can. oh but she can.

★ agatha speaks english, latin (canonically). and my language hcs are especially french, greek, russian, sokovian, italian and brazilian portuguese (because as a brazilian i need to mention brazil somewhere.)

— they both have folders in their phones full of pics of the other. wanda even has a digital camera that is FULL of agatha (and agatha loves posing for the pics. she's insufferable🩷)

these two pics here. im so ILL. i just love the idea of a character taking pics of their lover just to look at the pics fondly when they're away from each other or something like that.

— i have to mention taylor swift im sorry. agatha wearing wanda's initials on a necklace. yeah...

— okay i know the canon timeline but this is such a funny headcanon that i couldn't not put it here: wanda writes poems about agatha and she stores them inside the darkhold. it's not the best way, she knows that, but… it's better safe than sorry – her poems are cringey and lovey-dovey. agatha should never read them. ever.

— agatha likes crocheting. she sits in a chair on the porch, glasses dropping from her nose, scrunched in concentration — wanda calls her 'grandma'. agatha gets really grumpy from this. they're just like an old married couple bickering.

i want them to kiss, your honor

[demigods-semiheroes]

The Athena Cabin basically just adopts Peter as one of their own. Since Peter's "Godly Parent" doesn't have a cabin and isn't even Greek or Roman, he has nowhere to stay in Camp Half-Blood so Malcolm invites him to chill with them since they have pretty similar powers (The powers part being inspired by this post by @/demigods-posts)

Wanda and Hazel are like the best of friends and they spend hours watching old horse movies and cat videos together. If they're not with the main groups, they're definitely holed up in Wanda's room. Vision and Frank are allowed to join them but honestly get ignored and shushed most of the time

This is honestly just canon atp but Apollo is Nico's number 1 fan and he's constantly hyping him up during visits

Thor and Jason have some sort of rivalry going on. Not even they understand it honestly

Leo's super petty and refuses to tell Quill about anything important in his life, now. "You can't even tell me yourself that dad's dead but you expect me to tell you where I go to college? Get bent"

Nico genuinely believes that Leo and Peter think birds aren't real and are government spy drones. He's one wrong word away from signing them both up for a mental stability check

The demigods are some of Loki's favourite people purely because she gets shit-talk material from them

[delulu-with-wandanat]

Wandanat Parents HC

Thinking about how Natasha and Wanda have a different approach on how they talk with their kids on the phone. Nat would be straight forward like,

Natasha: Hey honey, what do you want for dinner? Y/n: Hi mom, anything's fine really. Natasha: Your little siblings and Mama wants to get Mcdonalds, do you want anything in particular? Y/n: Hmmm, I'll just get a Big Mac I think. Natasha: Ok cool. Y/n: Yeah and- Natasha: *Hangs up* Y/n: wow ok thanks-

Vs Wanda who,

Wanda: Hi darling! Y/n: Hey Mama, I'm currently at work rn. what's up? Wanda: Oh I was just wondering what you would like for dinner? We're ordering pizza. Y/n: Ooohh! Can I get pepperoni? Wanda: Sure darling! Y/n: Ok I'll call you back ok, I gotta get back to- Wanda: Would you like some wings too? Y/n: I- oh sure actually! Ok i really- Wanda: And some dessert too? Y/n: Yeah sure. Wanda: Ok, now go back to work dear. I love youuu Y/n: Alright, I'll be home soon mama- Wanda: Have you drank enough water? Y/n: I have, mama I really- Wanda: Did you have lunch yet? Remember what I told you. Y/n: Alright I'm hanging up now- Wanda: Okok Im proud of youu!!! Y/n: Yeap, thank you mama- Wanda: Oh you know what I'm just gonna go bring you lunch. *hangs up* Y/n: *sigh*

[zzaunite]

Would you be willing to write a headcanon combo of all the characters you write for on how enthusiastically they’d listen/dance to Chappell Roan?

sure!!! she's been big on my spotify rotation lately so this was fun :) kate got the most attention w this one bc i just know she’s so into chappell but there's a lil bit for all of 'em. also established bishova by accident hello???

agatha knows who chappell is because she’s a tiktok lurker. calls her the twinkly little cowgirl. with a fond smile.

kate pretends she isn’t as big of a fan as she is because she’s trying this thing where she tamps down the stan behavior because it almost drove clint away. and because being a stan with manhattan penthouse money is detrimental to her allowance (which isn’t so much an allowance anymore as it is just … her money bc the feds have eleanor and kate has access to the accounts that haven’t been seized). it’s silly to try and pretend she doesn’t love the things she loves but it helps that she’s not actually very good at pretending. she knows the school nights ep like the back of her hand because she believes in entire discography supremacy. likes the vocal differences between then and now, likes to be able to listen to someone’s growth. learned the term comphet in a good luck, babe! tiktok comment section. will wear merch shirts to the pizzeria and listen to hot to go! loud enough that the sound bleeds out of her headphones for anyone who passes to hear. she’ll do the dance while she microwaves that pizza for breakfast the next morning. calls it her ymca. will scream-sing good luck, babe! will jump on her bed and put on a messy lil concert of that one, too. says it tickles her soul like a past life lover. and if you dig around in her closet you’ll find a purple rhinestoned cowgirl hat.

maya likes her lyrics, thinks they’re smart and witty. the songs she can feel the best via bass and vibration when played real loud are super graphic ultra modern girl, femininomenon, and naked in manhattan.

natasha likes most music. and most things. her background (red room, espionage, superheroing) calls for adaptability. assimilation. she learned a long time ago to take everything in stride. there are things she likes more than others, of course, but most things are generally fine for her. she’ll make it all work. in that same vein it’s kind of hard for music to be really special to her. she mostly hears chappell when kate throws parties. she and yelena are similar in that dancing probably won’t happen unless someone else drags her into it.

wanda likes some of her slower songs. picture you, kaleidoscope, coffee, casual. likes when they come on shuffle. will queue them up to listen to while she reads, cooks, or gardens. 

yelena won’t listen to chappell on her own. won’t listen to much of anything on her own if it isn’t something she used to listen to with alexei when she was little. she’s one of those people who does most things without a soundtrack. most things in silence. including working out, which kate says is serial killer behavior. but she likes when kate plays chappell. she’ll nod along, tap her foot, start to smile. sometimes she’ll ask kate to play “naked in the city” even though she knows that’s not what it’s called. she just likes the little unimpressed face kate makes when she gets things wrong on purpose. yelena doesn’t really dance but every once in a while she’ll let kate pull her around the kitchen in a half-assed pantomime of it. she’ll sway to slower songs. she’ll hum along. and she'll always slow dance with kate to love me anyway.

[angieblogging]

why are the funny, emotional, dorky, caring about everyone cuties always headcanoned as pansexual?

[tangyyrine]

The only thing I got from the questionably written fanservice issue that was Scarlet Witch #8 is that Wanda is queer because nobody into Loki is straight 🤷

Also never let Steve Orlando write Loki again please

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 607

Agatha: *asleep on the carpet*

Wanda: “Why didn’t she just go to bed?”

Y/N: “She was probably working on a spell and got tired”

Wanda, trying to levitate Agatha with her magic: “Let me just-“ *magic doesn’t spark* “HARKNESS WHY ARE THEIR STILL RUNES CAST IN MY BASEMENT??”

Agatha, fully awake: “Because then you have to carry me in those big strong arms hot stuff!”

Wanda: “And I would drop you. On purpose.”

[sleepingdeath-light]

finding out her soulmate is depressed hcs ; wanda

requested by ; anonymous (19/05/22)

fandom(s) ; marvel cinematic universe / mcu

fandom masterlist(s) ; here

character(s) ; wanda maximoff

outline ; “request: i'm desperate for a soulmate au. it doesn't make if it's between loki or wanda because i love them both but i'd love your take on the soulmate au. it'd be cool if the reader had depression, cause same. thank you!”

note ; this is going off of the au where one can feel their soulmate’s emotions and is post wandavision

warning(s) ; canon typical references to violence and angst

for most of her adult life she’d been consciously blocking off her soulmate because she wanted dearly to spare them from the agony and torment she was facing on a daily basis

she wanted to protect them because she couldn’t protect herself

but an unforeseen consequence of this rift was that she stopped pursuing her soulmate all together for a time — forgetting about them as she met vision, started their family and then promptly lost all of them

leaving her spiralling in her grief and losing control of herself for a period of months as she mourned — opening up the floodgates from both sides

overwhelming her soulmate with her own sorrow and being met with trembling waves of emptiness and anger and apathy interspersed with occasional bubbles of happiness

but for however brief those moments were, she found herself looking forwards to them — they were the only type of joy she found herself experiencing these days

she spent a good few weeks like that, wallowing in her own emotions and clinging onto whatever happiness bled through from you — relieved in her realisation that the two of you were alike in some small way

she may not know your name or your face or your life — nor you hers — but you knew her emotions and she yours and never did either of you feel judgement coming through that bond

just raw emotion and apathy and understanding

wordless and intangible but palpable

and it made each day that much easier for her, because wanda knew that at the very least you would understand her — even if you don’t her beyond those flashes of blinding anger and grief and guilt

even if she didn’t know you beyond the sadness and heaviness and apathy and detachment — and those sparks of happiness and unbridled joy that floated to the surface every now and then, brief and real and true before you were again lost to the storming torrent of emotions shared between you

still reeling from her losses — her brother, her husband, her sons — she doesn’t seek you out and won’t for a long time

she almost thinks of herself as a jinx, as a curse

so instead she sends over as much comfort and understanding as she can through your bond — an unspoken promise that once she’s ready, she’ll find you and she’ll love you how you are

for who you are, for all your faults and shortcomings as well as for all your strengths and achievements

that neither of you will have to be alone in your struggles ever again

that you’ll both be loved unconditionally, endlessly and understandingly

that she loves you already

two halves of a whole; equals and partners in this emotional and emotionless state

but only once she’s ready