#wan man

[jedi-starbird]

'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

[headcanonthings]

Cody: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. He sounds stupid. Cody: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Cody: I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Cody: Holy fucking shit. Obi-Wan: If that flies over his head then, sorry Cody, but he's too dumb for you. Cody: Sir.

[gebo4482]

Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse by Spencer Wan

[babygirlkylo]

anakin study fo today (this is my first post hi tumblr idk how this works )

[stealingpotatoes]

ITS OVER ANAKIN I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

(wrong answers only)

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Avatar: The Last Airbender High Fashion by Wisdom Kaye

[deddav]

Sleep well, General 💤

[necrophatic]

Korkie is Obi-Wan's bastard pass it on

[padawansuggest]

AU where Jango time travels, saves Jaster, and accidentally becomes Dooku’s controversially young boytoy and accidentally convinces him to become Obi-Wan’s master when he meets the 10 year old in the temple while avoiding Jaster in the archives and gets attached to Smolbi-Wan. He is now a stepdad. Fuck. Jaster keeps stealing the kiddo while Jango is getting his back blown out by a sorta former Sith.

[paracosm-draw]

Still howling at the fact that Obi-Wan named his eopie Akkani by the way

[jedi-starbird]

The JA books and subsequent woobification of padawan Obi-Wan have people overlooking a key fact, which is the innate ability of all 14 yr olds to immediately lock onto your deepest insecurities and fucking eviscerate you. You look at TCW Obi-Wan's bitchiness and tell me he did not have this ability but dialled up to 11 cause he's also a psychic force-sensitive.

I fully believe padawan Obi-Wan was terrorising Qui-Gon, the reason that man's always running ahead and leaving his padawan behind is because he's avoiding having to explain his life choices to the galaxy's most judgemental teenager. Initiate Obi-Wan is aggressive, padawan Obi-Wan is passive-aggressive.

[bisexualvader]

Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones

Obi-Wan Kenobi + ⛓️

[gentle-jerry]

embrace

[tattycoram]

Wolffe, to Fox: You've got to stop texting me from your apple watch. "Bring queer". I assume you meant 'bring beer' but just in case I brought Cody Cody: I'm not gay? Wolffe: You're not? I don't need you then. Leave Fox: Bullshit, we've all seen you around Kenobi

[tennessoui]

modern au where obi-wan works in a used bookshop and they have a wall dedicated to all the pieces of paper they find in donated books (ticket stubs from concerts, old post cards, train tickets, receipts, etc) and it’s a part of Obi-Wan’s job to add to their collection while he’s flipping through and pricing donated books.

in the most recent haul though, he finds a very sweet card that says something like “dear Anakin, I’m so very proud of you for graduating and so happy I was able to see it. The deaths of all of our toasters when you were growing up always felt worth it to see you tinkering with something that made you happy, but now the world will see you as well. Love, mom”

something about this card moves him more than anything else he’s found has. maybe it’s the handwriting, or the sentiment, or the fact that Obi-Wan’s own father just passed away, putting an end to their complicated relationship forever. Whatever the reason, Obi-wan decides to find Anakin and give him his book back, or at very least the card. On the inside cover, there’s a name of the previous owner: Padmé Amidala. perhaps she knows how to get in contact with Anakin.

(meanwhile of course, anakin had misplaced the card in that book he’d never finished reading, which was a political history book Padmé had been after him for years to read. When he and Padmé divorce, both of them downsize and Padmé donates much of her library to various places to make room for the twins’ playroom instead. When a bedraggled but well-meaning bookshop owner shows up at her doorstep with one of those books, she’s all too happy to point him in her ex-husband’s direction, if only it means she doesn’t have to deal with whatever problem Anakin’s found himself in)

(meanwhile of course post divorce single father anakin would love nothing more than a good romp in the sheets with Bedraggled Bookshop Man who appears at his doorstep with the most boring political history in the world - and an old card from his mom who passed away a few years ago. Anakin loves signs from the universe. This seems like a good one.)

[empyreux]

SAD NEWS: PORT MAFIA EXECUTIVE IS FRIENDS WITH A PARROT!!

CARELESS EXECUTIVE CAUGHT IN AN EMBARRASSING MOMENT: 22-YEAR-OLD OPENS HEART TO PARROT