#walterposting

[walterposting]

she lived she served cunt then she died

[qqchurch]

[4d-hypermoth]

Got a job for you, 621. I'm sending you the coordinates of thirty four nearby retail locations. You are to locate and purchase one pack of double-A batteries.

I... forgot to grab some while I was getting groceries, and now the power supply on my Game Boy Advance is rapidly depleting.

...and no, I can't find my DS Lite.

...this concludes your briefing. Commence mission. Wario and I are counting on you.

[kaxenart]

I think you've earned the title of God's Strongest Walterposter

Every day I get stronger as every image gets me closer to Hot Old Man Art Mastery.

I keep changing my mind on if Walter smokes.

[stars-captain]

Source?

[walterposting]

Lemme tell you, I love the fact that Handler Walter suffered the fate he did. Brainwashed, chopped up, and stuffed inside a machine powered by the very substance that killed his mother and drove his father insane. It makes me giggle and kick my feet.

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[walter-white-real]

jesse. jesse we need to tumbler post. quickly jesse

[walterposting]

Somewhat easy to miss (or maybe not idk) detail that I think is pretty funny: When Handler Walter gets "taken care of" at the end of Chapter 4, it's not clear what happens to him. However, some of the data logs you can find provide hints:

Note the third bullet. Considering Walter's dedication to fulfilling his friends' legacy, he would probably be resistant to re-education. Also, in the third ending, he is noted as being a "capable pilot" by Allmind, making it very likely that they sent him to "the Factory".

This basically implies that the Factory is where Arquebus builds "unpiloted" ACs that are actually controlled by human subjects who have had every "non-essential" bodypart removed. Kind of like how Dr. Robotnik uses flickies to power his badniks.

Although the Human/AC amalgam being tested in this record most likely isn't him, this means that when we fight Walter during the Liberator of Rubicon ending, there is a possibility that he's literally PART OF HAL 826. A mutilated mass being kept alive by the machine.

[qqchurch]

[walterposting]

"...Walter is playing up being the brooding bad boy..."

My brother in Christ, Handler Walter is over 50.

underrated part of Armored Core 6 is the presence of absolute fucking maniacs on Rubicon 3 as well. Like everyone in the main story is taking their roles super seriously, Walter is playing up being the brooding bad boy, G1 Michigan is loving his role as a military hardass, Snail is

But what truly makes it a great game is the likes of the independent mercenaries, like Rokumonsen the space weeb who speaks exclusively in haiku

Or Coldcall the Edgelord Supreme

Or my personal favourite, Nosaac the fucking debtmaxxer

Every game needs a cast of unhinged background extras honestly

[kaxenart]

I'll also do one 🎲

24. Sleepy Kiss

[stars-captain]

Our wife making us get high to taste something to compare how it tastes to us (high) versus her (sober). I think there are too many factors to control for here. But we'll hesitantly participate in this experiment nonetheless.

[walter-white-real]

jesse . jesse, it's pride month jesse. you know what that means.

[walterposting]

This is where Handler Walter lives

Man cave

[walterposting]

Today is 8/26

And I have found a short comic about HAL 826

[qqchurch]