#walmart karkat

[walmartdavekat]

girl karkat that’s actually just headmate art at 6am

[voparwave69]

@walternitram here is the beauty of clown heaven...a place on earth. we will ascend through widwifery. Don't fear the egg layer. Don't fear @the-muppet-joker and his power.

I listened to this as I made this creation. It inspired me. Of course this is @the-cal-zone and I singing to @walternitram though I am sure that is obvious.

In this wworld wwe're just beginnin

To UnDeRsTaNd ThE MiRaCLe oF LiViN :o)

bABY i WAS AFRAID BEFORE,,

bUT iM NOT AFRAID, ANYMORE,

ooh baby do you know wwhat thats wworth

OoH HeAvEn iS a PLaCe oN eArTh

they say in heavven lovve comes first

wE'LL mAkE hEaVeN a pLaCe oN EaRTh :o)

[gam-zee1]

CUSTOMER SUPPORT KARKAT😭

@voparwave69

[tyranitarkisser]

For what other purpose does god bless us with creativity if not to make the most obscurely self indulgent art that will confuse most people?

[cure-typhoon]

Karkat would be the type to fight others for a christmas present at like Walmart or smt

[moldsporr]

You've heard of Walmart karkat, get ready for...

Pumpkin Vantas

[highoncatfood]

OH guess what. I found book of bill at walmart... it was the last one it was Meant For Me. It sits next to Walmart karkat now

OH THATS AWESOME!!!! i think wiki sent me like a pdf of the book but i nevr actually got to reading the whole thing.. but it looks cool af

[literarylinguist]

Hey! This is my introduction page.

As my bio says; I'm Sam (Samantha), and I'm 23 years old. I'll be 24 on May 10th.

I live in the Kentuckiana area and am in DIRE need of like-minded friends to do cringy cosplay shit with.

When I say cringy shit, I mean CRINGY SHIT. Think Homestuck goes to Walmart, or Bro's Boot Camp levels of cringe. Like, calling our friends 'moirails' in public cringe. Like, we dgaf we just vibe and stay up till 3 am shipping characters cringe.

Old school-YouTube-cosplay-con-skits cringe.

Basically I just wanna make funny videos and post them online + plus meet new cosplay friends to hang out irl with too.

Obviously, I won't hang out with minors.

18+. Maybe even 21+ up lol

So far the only cosplay I have completed is a Karkat Vintas cosplay. I'll upload pics later. My upcoming cosplay is either Nepeta, or Meulin!

I have Facebook Messenger, Discord (I don't use it often), and Tiktok!

Facebook Messenger: Aslaug Bielke

Discord: zombiebrain#7731

Tiktok: septic_edits

DM me if you want to swap phone numbers (plz don't be weird)

I'm not good at meeting new people so if I'm awkward plz know I don't mean to be.

I am open to erp, but I like plot based rp as well.

Please don't be shy! If you wanna be friends, message me a little about yourself and let's jump straight into it! <>

[kernelpanic-404]

By drawing a cancer symbol on a black piece of paper and taping it to my friend’s shirt, my friend has become Walmart karkat for Halloween

[t4llyh4llf4n67]

JUSTICE FOR MY BOY WALMART KARKAT!!!! 😡😡😡😡

🦀 KARKAT IS NOW LIVE ON MAKESHIP!!! 🦀

The pre-order campaign will only be open for three weeks and are estimated to ship out around January, so nab him while you still can!

Check out the product page to find out more product details about our little freak.

[walmartdavekat]

the shitty creatures (ignore how karkat looks theres no effort this drawing)

[nepepperoni]

karkat is left handed and does NOT wear socks with his offbrand walmart vans.

[ceabu]

Karkat works at Walmart.

Gamzee shows up every week or so to tell him how good of a job he's doing.

And then Gamzee and Kanaya go eat the clothes while Karkat watches.

I think we've established that I've never been to Walmart n so instead of Walmart, karkat works at Lidl hdndmsjskwjsns I see him whever I go shop there furiously arranging the fruits. Gamzee is at the uh...frozen..area?? idk what's it called hdnskssjsnw kanaya is the cashier.

[solkat-edits]

YES THAT’S ADORABLE AND I ADORE YOU AND YOUR ART EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE 💜💞💜💞💜💞💜

@solkat-edits I managed to finish him today!!

Mituna | Kankri | Meenah | Meulin | Cronus ( you're here) | Porrim

[classicstupid-tom]

ME: LITERALLY ONLY WANTS LIKE 3 THINGS WALMART: IS OUT OF ALL OF THEM ME: OKAY WELL FUCK ME I GUESS

[notedchampagne]

dave and karkat are affectionate with each other in the most unexpected but also in undoubtedly endearing ways. one day you find them at walmart and daves sitting in the cart while karkats trying to push his husband and half-filled grocery cart down aisle 4 while theyre planning if the weathers nice enough to go for a walk in the park at sunset because karkat wanted to bring dave there so he could take pics of the one tree he mentioned he likes one time but on the other hand dave already rented out the entire movie theater so they could watch to all the boys ive loved before and try sitting down in every seat to determine which one is the best seat to view the movie at and also he likes watching movies with karkat another day you find an earth-c biz magazine with an interview on dave and karkats relationship and it spans 6 pages but they dont even really answer the questions lmao. the questions are the typical “favorite trait? what are your dates like? why do we keep seeing you recreate the titantic pose on your roof every other thursday? whats the haps about the marriage” and dave & kkats answers are all like “we need to go shopping soon dave. we need groceries dave. i know were immortal but it cant be healthy to always be on the brink of scurvy. whens the last time we ate a ‘vitamin see.’ oh hm oh yeah we do the titanic pose because its fun. whatre we here for again oh right marriage? yeah rose and kans marriage was bopping karkat cried a lot during the vows it was kinda cute but then he wiped his nose on my cufflinks which was fine i guess i kinda ordered that suit on a one-time basis anyway because i had it embroidered with rap lyrics in silk and i dont even know if that could survive the most delicate of caressing handwashes. i think i sold it on ebay idk where it is rn also karkat we need to go shopping soon im craving those long ass blouses that were apparently a trend?? idk but they look so soft and warm hey magazine dude have you noticed roxy and i were syncing up outfits lately were like the fashion twins now except were not twins but yeah like the peach booty shorts?? the jean tuxedo shirt?? im making bounds in history you better believe it” a week after that you just find them walking down the street happy and chatting and it looks so domestically normal and different from the usual grand gestures you find on the media you almost think theyre cosplayers. they next day they are cosplayers and they attend earth c comic con dressed as themselves and nobody believes that theyre legit. this post went off topic but so do dave and karkat