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just this whole interaction keeps me breathing...
my child in his "smoked eye" era...
#seth my beautiful drag child#seth ennead#ennead#seth my sweet child#ennead horus#horus simp behavior#seth is a mood#seth#walmart jesus#manhwa#bl manhwa#i need to hug him and make him feel better jfc
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i really think some of you are just lazy…like omg what do you mean I have to do the dishes again I just did them yesterday?!?
#voting is a basic adult task you have to do regularly like filing taxes and getting your oil changed and cleaning your bathroom 🤷♀️#no it won’t solve everything but my god you can show up to a church or school or whatever every couple years for 30 minutes. jesus#firebombing a Walmart tweet.jpg
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My horrible little star they have every disease
Beanie baby Loop... oh poor thang... based on the much more dignified creature by @insertdisc5
#codacheetah#my art#in stars and time#isat#isat loop#beanie baby#plushies#im so obsessed with this uglyass freak i keep looking over and seeing them and laughing#i spent the past two days working on this thing and struggling and then i put the eyes and spikes on like ohhh. ohhh no.#their autism creature eyes their shitty walmart fabric their awful stitching. yea....#i think making them legally classifies as animal abuse.#bahahaha anyways for all the people asking for loop plush. never fear yaoi jesus king of sloops is here#this is the only art post of mine i will ever tag the creator in. my beautiful animal.
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do you guys ever think that the Devil cries everytime a soul has been doomed to be tortured forever because of their sins
#people forget sometimes that he was once an angel#walmart rambles#christianity#jesus christ#satan#religious trauma#religion
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We see him come and know him ours
Russia: "Carol of the Russian Children," traditional // Kenya: The Nativity, Elima Njau // France: "Bring a Torch, Jeanette Isabella," Nicolas Saboly // Haiti: Madonna and Child, Ismael Saincilus // Australia: "The Three Drovers," William James // China: Tryptic by Lu Hongnian // Canadian/Algonquian: "Huron Carol," Jean de Brébeuf
#the visual depictions are lovely#but what really gets me every time are the little cultural details in the music#music that tells the story of the Nativity while placing it in a world that's familiar to the listener#fur robed moujiks on snowboard plateaus in place of middle eastern shepherds#bark lodges instead of stables and rabbit skin in place of swaddling clothes#wandering hunter and chiefs from far off places instead of shepherds and wise men (man i love the Huron Carol)#and little french girls running to gather the village to come see Jesus#it's easy for an excess of historical concern to make Jesus feel distant and far off#/I know/ that Jesus was born in the ancient near east and have had my fill of books and sermons and the like unpacking the implications#I've laughed with my friends and family at the wild inaccuracies of Nativity sets and tellings#the crazy blonde mary in the kids nativity set at Walmart#what is that alpaca doing at the living Nativity don't they know those are south American?#yada yada#and then i look at these carols and think. it's okay not to get mired in the history. good even#yes Jesus entered into time and space in a very specific manner#but he also came for all of us#as another carol says: we see him come and know him ours#i just think this practice is lovely#that the impact of the Incarnation was such that it send little french girls running to their villages#and drew algonquin hunters and russian peasants to the manger to see him#it's the great crowd of witnesses in a way#all of us together preparing him room throughout all the corners of the earth#in Bethlehem that night it was only the shepherds who got to see him#but in spirit it was all of us#because it's just like the angel said:#good news of great joy which will be to all people#to all people#starting with the shepherds and going out to all the earth#unto us a child is born#intertextuality
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Someone else's miracle
I saw God at Walmart last week.
A mom was getting shoes for her two little boys. They looked to be about 4 and 7 years old.
She had found a pair of shoes that fit the older one. And he really liked them.
The younger one really liked them too. And that was the problem.
Because the 4-year-old didn’t just want the same shoes that she found for his big brother. He wanted the same shoes – in the same size as his big brother.
She was trying to get him to try on the shoes, but in a size that would fit him. And he was having none of it.
The more she tried, the more upset he became. Because she wouldn’t give him the same thing that she got for his brother.
He didn’t understand that she was trying to get him shoes that would work for him. Instead of the comically huge ones that he was demanding.
It gave me a glimpse of how you and I must look from God’s perspective.
When we see something that God did for someone else – someone else’s healing, someone else’s healthy relationship, someone else’s promotion, someone else’s successful struggle with addiction, someone else’s growing business.
And get bent out of shape because God didn’t do the exact same thing for us. Because He didn’t give us someone else’s miracle.
We all do it, just like the people in today’s Gospel. We pray for something, we ask God for it, we believe for it. And then get upset when God doesn’t do it for us the same way that He did it for someone else.
Whether our reaction takes the form of doubting ourselves, wondering whether we prayed and believed hard enough for it. Or if it takes the form of doubting God. Maybe even rejecting God because we didn’t get someone else’s miracle (or trying to kill Jesus like in today’s Gospel). It really doesn’t matter.
Because all of them leave us in the same place as the 4-year-old who was angry with his mom for not getting him the shoes he was demanding.
His anger makes perfect sense. But only to his self-absorbed 4-year-old brain.
All because he can’t see the big picture. Because he can’t see beyond himself enough to trust that his mother loves him and wants the best for him.
The challenge for you and me when it comes to our relationship with God?
To see if we can do better than a self-absorbed 4-year-old.
Today’s Readings
#Walmart#Someone else's miracle#Doubting#Demanding#God's ways#God's love#God#Jesus#Catholic#Christian#Church#Moments Before Mass
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I blame Hozier for my standards for men being so high
#can you blame me#hozier#Francesca#I love that man#he’s beautiful#he’s like Walmart Jesus#except more sacreligious#when my time comes around#lay me gently in the cold dark earth#no grave can hold my body down#I’ll crawl home to her#work song
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;-- when i have a handful of drafts and inbox asks aching for my attention, but i'm instead disappearing into the void and spending hours world building my oc's lore and writing one-shots for side characters bc i'm just a chill guy
#;ooc#:^)#ngl#the only writing motivation i have is for my oc and gravity falls#im literally being a nerd and writing side stories i havent posted on here#and reading the book of bill and journal 3 and doing annotations on them#like im working on a thesis or something jesus#my partner says it's cute how obsessed ive become and calls me a walmart version of ford#and i#don't know how to feel about that dkdbsoneownfo
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guess who got bored and decided to color-swatch most of the lh characters
now obviously take all of this with a grain of salt since we all know color-picking from screenshots and models isn't the best way to get their skin tone due to color theory and color-picking being pixel but pixel but its the general kind of skin tone they have so <3
all images sourced from HariboStixx on DeviantArt.
#Little Hope#Andrew Little Hope#Anthony Clarke#Abraham Alastor#Angela Little Hope#Anne Clarke#Amy Lambert#Leonard Carson#Simon Carver#Daniel Little Hope#Dennis Clarke#David Milton#Isaac Worel#John Little Hope#James Clarke#Joseph Lambert#Taylor Little Hope#Tanya Clarke#Tabitha Milton#Thomas Wyman#holy wow thats alot of characters#Some of them aren't here like Vince and the M's cuz there was no T models of all of them :')#JESUS ABRAHAM TABITHA AND CARSON ARE SO WHITE COMPARED TO THE OTHERS😭😭😭😭#LIKE YALL P L EA S E IM BEGGING YALL TO GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE AND YOUR LIVES😭😭😭😭#could i have done this better? 100% but this was just a fun lil pass time for me so#Yall can use it if you want or not like i said take all of it with a grain of salt#the most consistent tones seems to be the A girls the D's Isaac and Wyman#but that could of just been the pixel i picked from them💀🙏#im at Walmart rn so sure might as well post it
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Being this conservative must be exhausting. Every 2 weeks you have to get mad and boycott some stupid shit that wasn't even made for you in the first place.
Thanks for the update JackNemy, hope your wedding's outdoors and there's a thunderstorm AND a tornado. At the same time.
#sorry but y'all are big pussies. Jesus would've kept the registry at target.#because even he knows it's better than Walmart#jackson bates#emmy whatever her name is i don't even care#fundie instagram
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read something horrific in the news from back home and kind of reeling a bit over it
#you know when you read something terrible that has happened to someone and become almost acutely aware of where exactly it happened#jesus i hope that family sues. my god i feel terible for them#tldr a walmart worker died suddenly at work and every detail right now is alleged and awful.#death cw -
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Stop trying to christianize me in the Walmart parking lot!!! I’m just here for a sample platter of CHEESECAKE!!!!
#PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE.#rach post#that really pissed me off#and having her children do her dirty work in the Walmart fucking parking lot#I don’t want your Jesus board book! I want CHEESECAKE#I told her I didn’t have any cash and her wack as response was ‘do you believe in god?’#not after this conversation lady!!!#and I had Chappell roan blaring#barking up the wrong tree lady.
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sunny cubby is coming together 😋 just need to figure out how I want to display the charms (from @triviamurderparty2 !! tysm for the stickers)
#I need more art tho it’s so bare#yes I went a lil wild w my charm purchase but there has NEVER been sunny art at any local con soooo it’s fine#plus 2 of my fav eps and I’m a sucker for shaker charms#side note the charms arrived just in time for the ep yesterday and the DVDs arrived today so after a WILD two days of work it was like perf#side note 2 obsessed w the cover of the complete collection being like Dennis as Jesus or god or someone#shoutout to Walmart Canada for having the complete collection for 100$ considering 2-season sets are $50#lanposts#tagging episodes things r from 4 fun#the gang texts#the nightman cometh#the gang goes to the jersey shore#the gang exploits the mortgage crisis#okay ngl w the stickers I remember the scheme not the title so I give up
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What do you do when it is 10pm and your mom is scrubbing your bathtub (which she has already done multiple days in a row)
#shelby speaks#i do feel a bit like im going crazy#shes trying to get the calcium/lime buildup off that has gotten BAD since our tub has leaked for years#but jesus h woman go to bedddd#we had to go to walmart to buy a new cleaner#i have to take an exam but there cant be sound or people in the back so i kind of need her to stop#and also i have been about 2 seconds away from a panic attack all evening 🤙#i know that my house was kind of dirty but i dont know why shes spending her Vacation cleaning#she literally has a massive hernia. and she is on hands and knees scrubbing. and its 10 pm
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Sometimes when certain inspirations struck your mind and you’re able to run with it. GO FOR IT!!!!! *spontaneous creative me time* So Needed it. 😌
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#creative life#creative lifestyle#artist life#inspired#inspiration#creativity#creative ideas#set for success#love#art#arts & crafts#on a budget#walmart stuff#art supplies#art materials#creating art#having fun#god is creativity#being a christian#christian artist#visual arts#visual artist#christian life#christian blog#christian tumblr#holy spirit#walking with jesus#trusting god#me time#self care
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have been in salt lake city for 3 hours now and all i can say is it is hot and miserable in this hotel room and i am blowing everything up <3
#i havent been able to sleep bc i am just Warm and Sweaty like oh my god this is hell on earth#im literally gonna like. ask my sister if we can go to walmart and buy a fan bc jesus christ im dying 😭#idk how her and her partner are asleep under blankets rn theyre sick for that <3#txt
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