#walkin in da club like

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Space: 1999 | The Beta Cloud | S2.E16 | 1976

[x-heesy]

All these pussy

All these pussy

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

Pullup on em

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

I let my fangs drain 'em, venom through his gang's brain

Pussy fuck around, i spin your block and let my nuts hang

Wicked bloodline, leaking from the main veins

Ducking outta cover, hit my shots and make em vacate

Went and told my mama Imma blow up

Dropping like atomic, walk the earth survive the roaches

Talking like da locust do, warlock with the potions

Sacred broken silhouettes, no angels where it's hopeless

Heart been frozen in this bitch

Termites in the walls, I'm rotten, broken out the crypts

Keep my fangs up

I been smokin out the zip

Hoppin up out the cut, with couple angels on my dick

For the paystubs

Lord ghost, night crawling out the tundra

Body snatcher from the dungeons, in the gallows with the ghosts, bitch

Bank is full of hexes, stashing mud up like no other

If he stand up in the way I bleed em down and break his bones

Got up out the archives, candyflipping hard drives

Lucy in the vile, I up the dose jus like I drop five

Hyper realigned, opened wide I'm seeing star signs

Hybrids on the buffer, flip the scope just like a carbine

Woah

Double cup, sippin heavy, talkin funny

Woah

Zombie walkin, knock em often, armed and deadly

Woah

Whispers in my concious, leave em snot nosed

Now Four Fifty hit the shots that let my ops know

Fall back

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

Pullup on em

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

BLECH

When I run up in this bitch

Out the jungle, I'm an ape, boy

Mark em with the switch uh

Aye

From the dungeons, out the crypts

Snatching bodies like a wraith, boy

Glocky make em flip like

Aye

I turned my shawty from a club to a Hills bitch

New Balenci' when she walking, make her heels click

Big Glocks up in my pocket when I'm cold

I got scopes up on my body like a visionary

Predatory, devil dog militia out the cemetery

40 spit obituaries, haunt em, rot his Sanctuary

We out the ground, my demons crawl up out his pockets

Psycho trick em out his treats

I shake em down and leave his costume buried

Flip bodies, big stitches on my wrists now

My shawty gutter born, she move her Glock to sit down

Big mouths, fuck it

Bullets hit em make em spin round

Trigger finger itchin, body twitchin leave em six down

Pullup pistol grippin, don't miss

I never flinch, I hack the system knock his skull no assist

I snatch his soul and watch em sink down

Knock his ribs out, he on slick ground

Flip pounds, I don't switch plugs

I got big rounds

Swerved out

Fuck around, he out the burbs now

Loud up on the net, but when we pull up he a church mouse

Family merched up, yeah I got it out the dirt

Got my bully's out the County, all my brothers put in work now

Aye

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

Pullup on em

All these pussy looking dumb up in this bitch

When I run up in this bitch

I got guns up on me

Banshee haunt em, from the dungeons out the crypts

Start a rumble in this bitch

Broken knuckles, get the blood up off me

Eyuchh

The sky may break & fall when the masses overpower the sun

This is the truest sense of unified destruction

Fueling such a plague is a bounty of vegetation

Following unusually heavy rains, growth, and abundance

All new living food growth means,

The landscape can support a huge number of rapidly feeding

Insects and creatures that thrive in the dark

Together, we swarm

LOCUST EFFECT by Witchouse 40k 🎵

[tr1ck5]

Always been loud in a quiet way

I always feel alone in a crowded place

I always wanna stay, wanna go

Wanna stay, wanna go

I don't know, I don't know

I get sad on my birthday

I wanna talk back in the worst way

I always wanna stay, wanna go

Wanna stay, wanna go

I don't know what to say

I wanna throw it all away

I feel like a zombie, I'll die at the party

Yeah, you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

I tried callin' somebody to tell them, "Come get me"

But you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

Singin' la-da-da-da-da

Find me in the club lookin' golden

I know everyone, I got no friends

I always wanna stay, wanna go

Wanna stay, wanna go

I don't know, I don't know

And I never know what to say

'Til I'm already walkin' away

Wanna punch you in the face

But I won't, but I might, but I won't

And I don't wanna play

I wanna throw it all away

I feel like a zombie, I'll die at the party

Yeah, you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

I tried callin' somebody to tell them, "Come get me"

But you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

Singin' la-da-da-da-da

Look at the people, they're crazy

Look at the people, they're crazy

Look at the people, they're crazy

Look at the pupils dilatin'

Look at the people, they're crazy (They're crazy, yeah)

I feel like a zombie, I'll die at the party

Yeah, you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

I tried callin' somebody to tell them, "Come get me" (Come get me)

But you'll find my body fully covered in confetti

Singin' la-da-da-da-da

[nekopuff]

Hey, Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what?

What-what, what, what? (Da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

What-what, what, what? (Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

(Da-dum, ba-dum, ba-da-do-da)

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome (now)

Walk up to the club like, "What up, I got a big cock"

Nah, I'm just pumped, I bought some shit from a thrift shop

Ice on the fringe is so damn frosty

The people like, "Damn, that's a cold-ass honkey"

Rollin' in hella deep, headed to the mezzanine

Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green

Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me

Probably should've washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets

(Piss)

But shit, it was ninety-nine cents (bag it)

Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments

Passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in

Bummy and grungy, fuck it, man, I am stuntin' and flossin'

And savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch

I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style

No, for real, ask your grandpa, can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)

Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers

Dookie-brown leather jacket that I found diggin'

They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard

I bought a skeet blanket, then I bought a kneeboard

Hello, hello, my ace man, my mellow

John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no

I could take some Pro Wings, make 'em cool, sell those

The sneaker heads'll be like "Ah, he got the Velcros"

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?

What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?

I'm diggin', I'm diggin', I'm searchin' right through that luggage

One man's trash, that's another man's come up

Thank your grandad for donatin' that plaid button-

Up shirt 'cause right now, I'm up in here stuntin'

I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the bins

I'm not, I'm not stuck on searchin' in that section (men's)

Your grammy, your auntie, your mama, your mammy

I'll take those flannel zebra jammies second hand and rock that, motherfucker

The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker

I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker

They be like, "Oh, that Gucci? That's hella tight"

I'm like, "Yo, that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt"

Limited edition, let's do some simple addition

Fifty dollars for a T-shirt, that's just some ignorant bitch shit

I call that getting swindled and pimped shit

I call that getting tricked by a business

That shirt's hella dope

And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't

Peep game, come take a look through my telescope

Tryna get girls from a brand? Man, you hella won't

Man, you hella won't

Goodwill

Poppin' tags, yeah

I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got twenty dollars in my pocket

I'm, I'm, I'm huntin', lookin' for a come up

This is fucking awesome

[theworldofmycreations]

Xavier Files: Chapter 10-Madeline

Chapter 10

....................

Madeline

....................

At just three years old, little Madeline is the youngest and smallest member of the X-Men. After finding her all by herself at the local playground when she was no older than a year, she has been nothing but a light in our lives. When I took her back to the mansion, Hank had discovered two things during her medical examination: she was a mutant born, and she was the long-lost little sister of Scott Summers (Cyclops). 

The revolution of how Madeline could be Scott's younger sister came in the form of a breaking news bulletin. The bulletin stated that there had been a car accident caused by a drunk driver and while the baby survived, the woman, whose name was Hattie, did not. It turned out that Hattie was the surrogate for Scott’s family before their death. When she found out about their passing, Hattie made the selfless decision to raise Madeline as her own. Months of court proceedings passed and soon Madeline legally became a part of our family after the judge decided to not separate the brother and sister. 

So far, she has not yet displayed any powers despite her being born with the X-gene, but, all we can do is wait until she gets a little older and see for ourselves if they will emerge or not. For now, Madeline is like any other three-year-old girl with a big heart, a vivid imagination, and a free spirit of her own. 

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file: therapeutic debriefing 

subfile: Madeline Summers 

code name: Maddie

password: joy 

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I didn’ even no dat dis happened t’me, but, Scott told me this ‘tory a whole week ago an I figured Cerwebwo wanted t’hear it. 

Is da 'torie 'f how I said my fiwst word! 

I don’ wemembew how it happened but Scott told me dat it tarded b’fore Jub’lee came to live wif us and I was still a baby. I was only one finger old. 

Dat day, I was playin’ hide and seek wif Logan in the TV woom, or, was it peekie boo? An’way, when Scott found Logan an I playin’, he gotted em-em-embawesed… did I say it wigh' Beastie?…OK, good. 

When Scott saw us, he said that we needed t’go clothes shopping wif Orowo an Woge at da mall.

Logan said, "Shoppin' in the city, with the girls? You gotta be kiddin' me. Can't you go with 'em? Or Jean?"

"Jean is with the professor at his book club meeting," Scott tol' 'im, "and Gambit an I are gonna be here cleaning the mansion up. It's due for a deep clean. Oh, and one more thing. Take Madeline with you."

Logan looked at me an Scott said dat all I did was smile at Logan back.

He sighed and tolded Scott, "Alright, fine. But, if she makes a mess on 'erself again, yer on clean-up duty."

Den, Logan scooped me up like an ice cweam scoop an we were drivin' off to the mall wif Woge an Orowo. Now, Gamb't tol me one time dat giwls love ta do one fing an dat one fing takes ferever to do; shoppin'. 

Woge an Orowo were takin ferever twyin' on all differen' outfits like shiwts, dwesses, shoes, evewyfing! 

On da oder hand, Logan an I were walkin' awound da mall so we wouldn' hafta stand up da whole time. By walkin', I mean dat I was in da droller an Logan was pushin' me wound in it. 

Logan said dat I wasn't inter...uh...Beastie, how do you say dis word again?...interesssted...OK, got it! Fank you, Beastie. I wasn't vewy in-ter-wested in anyfing in da stores, until I saw... it. 

Da big it! 

It was in da toy dtore window smack dab in da front! 

It was da biggest, softestest, bestest teddy beawr I ever saw! It had fuzzy bonz bown fur, a big bwack nose, an it was perfe't fow huggin'! 

I could only say a few words at dat time, but, I cowldn' say full sentenses yet, so, all I cowld do to Logan was babble.

Babblin' means sayin' words dat nobody under'tands. 

I babbled an waved my hands 'wound, but, all Logan said to me was, "yeah, yer starvin' too? How about I grab ya some pretzels?"

But, I didn' wan' pwetzels, I wanted dat beawr! 

I kept twyin' ta talk to 'im to get 'im ta buy me dat beawr, but, he didn't listen to me. 

"I know kid, I know," said Logan, "I'll get ya some food now."

Soon, Logan an I were at da food cowt sittin' down eatin' pwetzels an drinkin' dwinks'. Logan had soda pop while I had chocowate milk. I wobe dat 'tuff. 

I kep' wookin' back at da toy dtore an da beawr was 'till in da window. I weally WEALLY wan'ed dat bewar an I didn' give up. 

I twied a'gain, but, when I twied talkin' again, all I did was babble an Logan 'till didn' understan' me. 

"Dadidididi... egooooooo... mabaga... meebaagoo," I kep' on sayin.

"Yeah, I see ya kid," Logan said, boopin' me on da nose.

I kep' on pointing at da toy dtore, but, Logan kept on eatin' an feedin' me. How hard was it ta get Logan ta bye me dat beawr? 

Ugh!

While acceptin' my defeet, as Mowph kept sayin', Logan an I heawd a cwash comin' fom da toy dtore down da hall. When we was turnin' wound, we saw a buncha wobbers bweakin fings 'pawrt an 'tealin 'tuff, puttin' dem in big bags. 

"Well kid," said Logan, "looks like we got ourselves a fight to stop." 

Logan put me back in da droller an we speeded off to da toy dtore. Now, if dis didn' get Logan ta get me dat beawr, den nofin' else will. 

I tell ya, when I was in my droller, Logan was like-

Bam!

Pow!

Smack!

He took out his cwaws an everyfing! He wooked so cool! An even when da oder guys were shootin' at 'im wif guns, Logan got back up again! 

I heawd a clickin' noise, an one of the guys pointed da gun at Logan fom behind 'im. The guy said, "You leave and leave us to do our job and we'll ease up on the shooting. Wouldn't wanna scare the kids now, do we?" 

I saw a piece of da guy's haiwr an puwled it, hawd!

Da guy 'creamed loudly whiwle I was pullin' his haiwr. Den, I got oudda da droller an tarted da wide 'im like a howrsy, 'till howldin' on tight! When I was widin' on da guy's back, Logan was able ta take cawe of da oder guy. Den, I gwabed a bat and 'tarted spakin' 'im on his head. 

Den, Logan gwabed 'im by da neck an wrestl'd 'im wike an allagader. Da guy couldn 'top wigglin' 'wound, but Logan got 'im ta shut his twap. I woawed at 'im likea dinosawr. 

"She ain't scared of ya, y'know," said Logan, "looks like you and yer little pal got some time to serve."

Afder da powice shown up an took da guys away, da owner of da toy dtore couldn' 'top fankin' us for savin' da pwace. She also said dat 'cause of Logan's bwaferrie, he got ta pick out anyfing he wanted. 

I saw da beawr on da fwoor an pick-ed it up.

“Baaaaa!” I said. 

When Logan saw me wif da beawr, he finally figered out what I wanted! 

Logan smiled at me an asked da lady, “How much for the bear?”

Well, when we got back to da store Woge an Orowo were in, I was finally happy b'cawese dis was my first ‘tuffed animel I ever had in my life. 

I plawed wif it while at da mall, in da cawr wide home, an on da cowch wif Logan in da TV woom. 

"You've been tryin' to tell me that you wanted that bear al along, were you?" Logan askeded me. 

"Yah," I said back, huggin' da beawr. 

"Well, thanks for the assist back their kid," said Logan, puttin' me on his wap, "I couldn't do this on my own. Those goons better watch their backs because no one's gonna come between you and me, the Wolverine."

I huggeded Logan tight wif da beawr wif me. Den, it happen'd. 

"Wo... Wol-W... Wool-Wool... Wolva... WWWWolverwine!" 

Logan didn' say anyfing at fiwst. Den, I saided again, "Wolverwine!" 

"Did you just say-?"

"Wolverwine! Wolverwine! Wolverwine!" I kep' on sayin'. 

Logan saided happiwy, "Way to go kid. I knew y'had it in you." 

"Wolverwine!"

An dat was the fiwst word I ever said. 

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THE END.

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Well everyone, here is the bonus chapter of the book "The Xavier Files" featuring my X-Men OC, Madeline. 

I hope you have enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. 

Read, Review, and No Hateful Comments, please. 

(And, if you want to read the book yourself, click on this link here: https://archive.org/details/xavierfiles0000korm/page/108/mode/2up).

[despairforme]

People reacted differently when he told them about his job. Guys usually thought it was really cool. Girls saw it as a red flag. Most of them would pretend they liked it, but in reality, it made them feel unsafe around him. Chicks didn't want to hang around violent guys. Unless they had self-worth issues, of course. With how motherly Adelha had always been with him, he half expected her to lecture him, that he shouldn't have such a "dangerous" job or whatever. He was glad when she didn't. Instead she told him that she understood that strength mattered to him, and that she could tell he was strong enough for this line of work. That was... A nicer reaction than he'd imagined. He felt kinda uplifted.

It sounded like she wanted to come and watch him, but that she'd bring her cousins to look after her. Yeah, probably a good idea. Adelha relied a lot on her family. She was always talking about them, giving Nnoitra information and names he'd forget 0.5 seconds later.

Nnoitra didn't interrupt while she spoke. It was common for their conversations to be pretty one-sides, since Adelha LOVED to talk, while Nnoitra was not a chatter-box.

❝ Bringin' your cousins 's a good idea. Ain't a safe place 'fer a chick 'ta go on her own. ❞ That whole part of town, basically was unsafe. Hence why Nnoitra should walk her home after they were done drinking. What a fucking gentleman he was.

❝ 'Da military? Ain't no way they'd let me in with this. ❞ He pointed to his eye-patch. He didn't even know if he could get a driver's licence, let alone be allowed into the military. And, even if they WOULD let him in... He FUCKING HATED taking orders. So no thanks. Some asshole telling him what to do? He'd never be able to accept that.

He nodded to her request to tell her about getting his job. Not that it was a fascinating story. If she wanted to hear about it, he'd tell her. While they ate. ❝ Mah, I was just randomly walkin' past 'da club 'n I saw a poster. They were lookin' 'fer fighters 'n so I signed up. They probably didn't expect 'ta get someone as good as me. I've been there 'fer many years now. ❞ His job was the one thing keeping him from moving out of the city to live in the countryside.

Adelha watches Nnoitra with keen intent as he talks about his job. Her fingers occupied with petting Wesson as she listens to Nnoitra. A half smile there on her lips when Nnoitra finishes. So she gives a huff of a laugh to shake her head. "It makes sense to me. Strength matters in the world you exist in, Nnoi. Endurance and survival mean being strong enough to hold your own against everything and anything. Several times I have witnessed two men settle their grievances with their fists in a side alleyway. Had to patch them both up after fact when they finished. So I am not surprised in the least you are powerful enough to have such a dangerous job and still have all your teeth to grin over it."

Wesson gives a very big yawn to lay down and decide it is nap time. So Adelha takes a moment to down her glass of Scotch and hum at the taste. "When I do visit Huecho Mundo, I will be sure to bring two of my cousins along. Matvei used to do underground fights to make a living before he and his twin were brought into the family. While Verne just loves the spectacle of watching two guys duke it out. So they would enjoy the trip and would make sure nobody decides to start trouble with me. All I would have to do to pay them back is tell them to bet on you every time." Adelha refills her glass of Scotch to then chuckle. "I wonder how well you would have done in the military, actually. Shame that. But cage fighting sounds so... You. Makes me wonder. How did you end up getting employed at Huecho Mundo in the first place? Surely they don't have ads for hire in the local newspaper. So maybe you might indulge me with how you got your job as we eat that waiting beef stew and rolls?"

[jobean12-blog]

Bucky Barnes Masterlist

My Masterlist banner is by @happygowriting​ Thank you so much love! 

* Indicates SMUT (18+ only please)

Bucky, Dog Tags and Bow ties *

Kinktober: Beard Burn *

Love Story *

A Dream Come True *

My Boyfriend’s Back 

Cheer For Me * (a continuation of All’s Fair in Love and Cheer)

Desire *

Dinner Date

Nerf Wars

Lovestruck *

Lovestruck Part 2 *

Let it Snow *

Beefy Bucky Fluffy request

The Perfect Gift

A Kingly Gift

A Ride To Forever

Pain in the Ass

Sanctuary 

Happily Ever After (Prince!Bucky AU)

All Life Long

The Ride of Your Life * (Pain in the Ass Part 2)

Lover

Dress Up * (CEO!Bucky x reader)

Where is my Shirt? *

Getting Lucky *

My Favorite Place to Be

Hungry Eyes * (and one very small bed)

May I have this Dance? 

Tied Up with Paperwork *

Into You *

Love you to Death

Birthday Treat *

Slammed *

It Ends with Us (1940s!bucky x reader)

Nothing But Trouble 

Cherished 

Girl Talk *

Suit and Tie * (Professor AU)

Twice Shy

Irresistible *

103 Love Songs *

A Tight Argument 

Once and Always

Sea Treasure 

The Naked Truth *

A Quiet Morning *

Anesthesia 

Sweet Spot *

Joy Ride *

The Good Kind of Trouble *

The Dollhouse * (1940s!bucky x reader, Dad AU)

Against the Ropes *

Earth Angel

Heaven Is One Step Away

For Luck (Harry Potter AU)

Pinch of Love *

Bared to You *

Treat Yo’ Self! 

Ta Da! (Dad!bucky AU)

Let’s Make Some Noise

Hungry Eyes * (Part 2)

Always Enough

Forever My Girl *

Forever Friends (Bucky x child reader- platonic)

Morning Glory

First Taste *

Two For One *

Feels So Right *

Man of Honor * (1940s!bucky x reader)

Love Is

More Than Forever

Protecting Love

Human After All

Dream Lover *

Study Buddy (College AU)

Grocery Story

Best Birthday Ever (Dad AU)

Truly Madly Deeply

Stuck On You

Touched by an Angel 

Trust in Love

Had Enough

Playtime (Dad!bucky au)

Home Baked (COWRITTEN with @bugsbucky :)

Hidden Fire

A Searing Embrace *

Dark and Dangerous * (fatws!bucky x reader)

Consumed *

Time after Time

Steamy -drabble

Nice Catch - drabble

NO CAKE FOR YOU! - drabble

The Royal Garden (Star Wars, King Bucky of Naboo AU)

Drive Me Crazy - drabble

Serpetine -drabble (Fear of snakes involved- just an fyi :) 

Handle With Care - drabble 

Surprise Ending! 

I Don’t See It

A House Built from Love

Heart Talk

Give and Take *

Everyday Magic * (Dad and hubby Bucky AU)

Diner Dance Party

I Knew I Loved You 

After the Show  * (Rockstar!Bucky AU)

A Private Show * (Stripper!beefy bucky)

The Perfect View *

The Art of Figure Drawing (artist!reader)

A Kiss of Wine

Moving Day *

Finger Practice * (Rockstar!Bucky AU)

All Shook Up

A Sharp Edge *

The View at the Zoo

Skateboarding and the City

Winter and Hope

It’s in his Kiss

You Belong to Me *

She Comes First *

I Never Wanna Leave

Oodles of Noodles (drabble)

Putt Putt (drabble)

The Gas We Pass (drabble)

Kiss by Kiss (drabble)

Word by Word

Home Improvement

In the Treehouse (Dad!bucky AU)

Perfectly Imperfect

You Are Not Alone

Dancing Around the Truth

Satisfaction Guaranteed * (Sex shop owner Bucky)

Satisfaction Guaranteed * (Part 2, sex shop owner Bucky)

Just Add Glitter!  (drabble)

Hot Summer in the City (drabble)

Kiss and Make Up (drabble)

Come As You Are * (drabble)

Mine 

The Staring Contest

Safe Space 

Hundreds of Kisses  (drabble)

OH Crap!

Drunk in Love *

I’ve Got You (drabble)

Lover vs Lover- Don’t Give In *

The Cat’s Out of the Bag!

It’s All Fun and Games 

Oreos with a Twist *

The Bookworms 

A Blessing in Disguise *

Doodle Hearts ❤

Party for Two *

From Bed to Better *

Walkin’ on Sunshine

Bad Habits Die Hard *

The Boy Next Door

Drawn to Love *

A Sweet Distraction

Snack Attack

Little Miss Whoops

Returning to Love *

RAWR!!!

A Vampire’s Kiss * (Vampire!Bucky au)

Trapped in Love

Stripped Bare * (Strip club owner Bucky)

Groucho Barnes

Rewritten (time line time travel)

Ready for Me * (Stripper!bucky drabble)

Like a Love Song (drabble)

That’s Amore (drabble)

Pun Intended *

For the Love of Books (Bookshop AU)

Study Skills * (College!Bucky AU)

Asking for Trouble *

Dirty Name Game *

Love Medicine (drabble)

Common Grounds (drabble)

Watch Party *

Flour Power *

Stage 5 Clinger

Chocolate Confessions

Can’t Pretend We’re Just Friends

The Perfect Match *

Sealed with a Kiss

Fall Love *

Love’s Eternal Kiss * (Stucky x reader)

Can’t Help Myself 

Hold My Hand

Any Time You Want *

Until You 

A Morning Like This

A Sweet Treat * (40s!Bucky Bakery AU)

Grumpy One and Grumpy Two

True Colors

Lost Without You

Before Dinner Snack *

Been Here All Along (college!bucky AU)

WIth This Ring *

The Sound of Your Heart (Bucky x deaf!reader)

Make a Move! 

Breaking Even

Hero Next Door * (Lumberjack!beefy!Bucky AU)\

Can’t Keep My Hands to Myself *

Because You’re Mine * (Jealous and Possessive Beefy!Bucky)

You’re the One

A Weekend Getaway *

Laundry Day *

You Say it First *

All of You * (Chubby!Bucky)

Love by the Books (Bookshop AU)

Soul Tie (Beefy Bucky and his hair tie) 

Soul Tie 2 (Beefy Bucky and his hair tie and a scrunchie!) 

Soul Tie 3 (Beefy Bucky and his hair tie and a scrunchie!)

Whatta Man (Soul Tie 4- Beefy Bucky and his hair tie and a scrunchie!)

Something to Smile About (grumpy!Bucky)

The Great Bake Off

For The First Time *

Spread *

Beefy!!!

Beefy Burrito 

When Things Get Hard * (drabble)

Tea Time Pampering

Picture Perfect

Fashion Show

You and Me (drabble)

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang* (drabble)

Delish *

Cosmic Love (College!Bucky AU)

A Sharp Distraction *

One Sweet Ride *

Accidentally On Purpose

The Whole Tooth and Nothing But *

Loud and Clear *

My Hero (Firefighter AU)

You are my Happiness * (Mafia/Mob AU)

Sharing is Caring *

Heart to Heart * (Mafia/Mob AU)

The Gravity Between Us * (College/Roommate AU)

All This Time (Neighbor AU, Friends to lovers)

A Sweet Deal *

The Boy is Mine *

Limitless Love

Hat to Hot *

Tease or Please *

I Come in Peace

I Love You, You Idiot! 

Better Than Ever 

Dream Fall *

Dress you up in my Love *

Brooklyn by Love

Shades of Gray *

If I Stay * (virgin!reader)

Tidy Up, Giddy Up! *

Now and Later *

Wrapped Around Your Fingers *

Nailed It! *

Slip of the Tongue *

The Perfect Fit

Private Eyes (soft!dark!Bucky) 

Sweet Temptation * (Mob!Bucky AU)

A Taste of Submission *

Owned * (Mob!Bucky AU)

A ‘Big’ Night *

A Farmer’s Delight * (Farmer AU)

Bound by the Night * (Vampire AU)

Just Admit It! *

Starry Starry Night

Sorry, Not Sorry!

Boobs and Brew

Shit Happens

Ring! Ring! 

Just One Night * (CEO!Beefy!Bucky AU)

Dirty Rock *(Rockstar AU)

Lesson Learned * (DBF!Bucky)

For You Always (CEO!Bucky)

Respect the Loafs! 

Teasing Temptation *

Hooked On A Feeling

You and Me and Us

With Love (CEO!Bucky)

The Shadow of Love (Vampire/Fairytale/Soft!dark AU)

Bandaged with Love (Mob AU)

[lu-vers]

Supercorp:  My Chick Bad (Remix)

Lena had always planned to have a morning and evening reception:  the former for people from her world (captains of industry, movers and shakers, the Diplomatic Corps and a Head of State or two), the latter for the superfriends, Kara’s numerous friends and officemates and the L-Corp people.

Lena’s plan was strengthened when Kara showed her the invitation that she herself designed.   Even though it wasn’t to her taste (and one never criticizes the taste of one’s fiancée/girlfriend/ wife in anything, not if you want to keep the relationship going) she praised Kara and told her about the 2 reception idea “that just popped into her head”.  Luckily Kara loved it and was thrilled to pieces.

The only guests to receive invitations to both receptions were their Meta friends, who were familiar enough to members of both sets so as not to cause comment.  They were also back-up security in case it was needed (miraculously it wasn’t and the big day was completely boring, from the security point of view).

There was also another reason why Lena wanted a year of preparation for the wedding:  Lena knew she had no rhythm and couldn’t dance:  she was determined to give Kara a perfect first dance- the tango. Fortunately the discipline, practice and muscle memory that resulted from practice upon practice stood her in good stead.

They agreed that a perfectly executed Tango might be too intimidating to follow and the “twerk and jerk” session to My Chick Bad (Remix) that came after was what was needed.  Combined with a buffet and open bar the festivities lasted until sunrise.

* My Chick Bad (Remix) 

[Chorus] My chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours

[Ludacris] Yeah, ha ha (you're right.. you're right) The "pussy rules the world" version You ready? Let's go! Ha I got a all-star lineup for y'all, right (Ms. 32) But I'mma start off in Atlanta, Georgia (you know I gotcha) We gon' give you some new blood Diamond, holla at 'em baby!

[Verse 1: Diamond & Ludacris] Ride or die chick with a pocket full of relish (hey!) Jimmy Choo fetish keep me fresh like lettuce Bitches get jealous, cause I'm quite cocky Since 14 ain't nann ho stop me Money, I get it on the tracks I spit it That's why the credit cards don't come with no limits (OHH!) Y'all just don't get it, a crib with no tenants Walk through closets like I'm walkin out of Lennox Now that's Swagger on a hundred, thousand, trillion Roll with bad bitches and they all look Brazilian These niggas can't leave me, I swear they can't leave me Ass so fat and the pussy like Fiji Diamond!

[Hook] My chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours 

[Ludacris] Ha, OHH! Yeah, yeah, WOO! We gon' take it from the hood of Atlanta, Georgia Down to the hoods of Miami, Florida What up Trina? Holla at 'em baby, let's GO! 

[Verse 2: Trina & Ludacris] I'm Da Baddest Chick and they don't call me that for nothin (nope) Diamond Princess straight VVS stuntin Light gray eyes, hourglass frame Still got the crown for best ass in the game (woo!) Hips of a goddess, watch how I throw 'em So good it make him wanna tattoo my lips on him (ahh!) I'm so bad and I rep that hood Pussy stay wet, sex so good Ten years strong, you should act like you know me Head so fire make you do the hokey-pokey (woo!) A good stroke in and a good stroke out (okay) Now that's what I'm all about I'm Da Baddest

[Hook] My chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours [Ludacris] {*laughs*} Yeah! OHH! Woo! ... Okay We gon' take it from Miami We gon' travel north, 'til we get to Philly, right? And we gon' stop in Philly We gon' holla at my girl E-V-E Let's GO! [Verse 3: Eve & Ludacris] Yeah I took a couple years off, came back still bustin Still reppin Philly, still the Eve of Destruction (yeah) Still pushin buttons that'll do away the roof Still walkin 'round with five thousand dollar boots (woo!) So when I'm in the club, your chicks get jealous Cause I'm that bitch and still keep a mean fetish (OHH!) Still stack lettuce, huh, still stack cheese And I got a bad temper, tell your nigga say p-lease (ha ha ha) Cause this is for the G's, never for the busters So put your diamond rings on and get yourself a hustler Better yet a customer, guaranteed to buy it Sick from them lips, caramel, wanna try it?

[Hook] My chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, my chick hood My chick do stuff that your chick wish she could My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours My-my chick bad, badder-badder than yours

[Outro: Ludacris] Yes, ha ha... OHH! And I'm lovin it, HEY! Let's go, all my chicks are bad All my chicks is hood All my chicks is better than yours, AH!

* My Chick Bad (Remix) released February 23, 2010, Christopher Bridges, Onika Maraj, Samuel Lindley, Derrelle Davidson

[rustic-space-fiddle]

In Which the Newsboys Narrowly Escape the Clutches of Death

Ships: nun

Starring: Davey, Les, Elmer, Racetrack Higgins, Spot Conlon

Warnings: uh idk yet? There’s gonna be some violence? A little gore because violence usually leads to that?? Kinda dark themes??? Death???? Wow it sounds so much worse when I say it like this okay imma stop

Note: I am so sorry for Race’s accent. I’m trying a new way of writing it. It looks atrocious but it’s kinda fun to read lol GOD LUCK BOYS

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You know those days where they start out slowly, just running through the routine, and your only plans are to work and sleep? Those sleepy weekends where you’ve been given the morning shift but when it’s over, you’re going to go home and crash on the couch with a good book and not move for at least the next eight hours?

Well, that’s how Davey, Les, and Elmer thought this day was going to be. Saturday, the Sabbath, the Day of Rest. Times were rough, and the rocky financial situation of the Jacobs family meant that Davey and Les had been granted the privilege to work till noon on the Sabbath. Generally they weren’t supposed to work at all, but a boy’s gotta do what a boy’s gotta do.

The clock struck noon, with the sun looking straight down over the trio in Central Park. Elmer had tagged along, enjoying their company and liking the idea of only working till noon. He was sprawled out in the grass, with Davey and Les perched on a bench and a tree branch, respectively.

“Les, get outta that tree,” Davey ordered absently.

“Why?” Les frowned down at him.

“It’s Saturday. No working.”

“We just spent all mornin’ selling papes,” Les countered. “And I’m not workin’, I’m playin’.”

“Sure.”

Les scoffed softly, and stayed put. Davey didn’t bother arguing.

Elmer rolled over onto his stomach. “Why don’ you guys work Satadays?”

“Long story,” Davey sighed. “Simply put, the Jews were enslaved a long time ago, so now we take a day off to remember that. It’s called the Sabbath. But as we’re a sort of enslaved right now, we kinda… bent the rules a bit.”

Elmer pondered this. “So, does God like, get mad if you woyk on Saturday?”

“Uh,” Davey furrowed his brow. “I mean, I don’t think so. I think he gets it.”

“Not according to Aunt Becky,” Les piped up. “She used to tell us that we were goin’ to Hell if she caught us doing anything that wasn’t sittin’.”

Elmer’s eyes widened. “Good gravy.”

“Aunt Becky doesn’t count, Les,” Davey said. “She’s almost a hundred years old and kinda losing it. Besides, she can afford to sit around all day. She’s probably just jealous.”

Elmer and Les both stifled snorts of laughter.

Down the street, a police cab rounded the corner. Elmer perked up, suddenly not as relaxed as he had been. Davey glanced over his shoulder but thought nothing of it.

“What if that cop was here to arrest us for some wild crime and it turned out we’d been framed, and we had to go on the run for like, ten years?” Les ventured imaginatively. “Wouldn’t that be somethin’?”

Davey gave him a strange look.

“He’s prob’ly here to arrest you for climbin’ trees on da Sabbath,” Elmer joked. Les laughed and chucked an acorn at him.

The cab came to stop at the edge of the grass, and the officer exited, carrying his billy club. Elmer tried not to stare at him as the officer walked toward them. Les crouched in the tree, silent.

The officer approached them calmly, looking bored but friendly, and maybe a little confused.

“Afternoon, boys,” he greeted them.

“Afternoon, Officer,” they replied.

“How’s your day been so far?” the officer asked.

The boys glanced at each other. “Good, sir,” Davey answered for them. “Made a little change, thanks for asking. You?”

The officer sighed. “Oh, well, it’s been alright.” He seemed to be trying very hard to get to the point, but didn’t know quite what the point was. “You boys gotta- you boys gotta come with me.”

A short beat.

“What for?” Davey asked, trying very hard not to sound suspicious.

“A call come down to the station that said three boys were seen robbin’ a store a little ways away a little while ago. They sorta described ‘em as bein’ short, curly, and tall. And that sorta seems to fit you boys so…”

“Hey now, we ain’t robbed nobody!” Elmer protested.

“I didn’t say you did,” the officer assured them. “I just said I gotta take you down to the station and talk to ya a little bit.”

“You mean like interrogation?” Les called down from his tree.

The officer looked up at him, shaking his head. “No, no, no. Nothin’ like that.”

Les muttered dubiously.

“Look, I got a job to do. Just come with me,” the officer repeated; he seemed rather uncomfortable. The two younger newsies looked at Davey to make the final call.

Davey bit his lip: go nicely and just let this officer do whatever he needed to do, or go loudly and get whacked around. On the Sabbath? Not bloody likely—Mrs. Jacobs would kill them.

“Alright,” Davey agreed.

“Huh?” Elmer whispered loudly.

“Let’s clear our names, okay? They’ll catch the real crooks faster this way. “ He knew they hadn’t done anything, and understood the officer’s plight. There was no reason to be anything but confident and cooperative. “Les, come down.”

Les wasn’t as trusting. “You sure about this?”

“Just get down here,” Davey insisted. “Let’s not make this any more difficult than it’s gotta be.”

The officer seemed to breathe a sigh of relief. “Thanks. This’ll only take an hour or so.”

“Sure thing, Officer…?”

“Just call me Billy. Everyone does.”

“Sure thing, Officer Billy, sir.”

The three boys followed Billy to the cab, who opened up the back. “You gotta ride back here, sorry. There’s a fella in there right now, but he seems alright. I got him cuffed.”

Les and Elmer gave each other didn’t-we-say-it looks. Davey hesitated. How alright could a guy who needed cuffs be? “Uh, are you sure about that?”

“Oi, Dave!” a voice called from the cab.

That voice was really flippin’ familiar.

Davey frowned. “What the—“ He hurried to the cab doors as Billy moved aside. His jaw dropped a little. ”Racetrack?”

Inside the cab, Race waved at him with his cuffed hands, grinning lopsidedly. “Hiya!”

“Racetrack?” Les and Elmer echoed.

Am I really that surprised? Davey thought sarcastically.

“What’s he doing in handcuffs?” Les demanded Billy.

Billy raised his hands in self defense. “I pulled him out of a big fight down on 54th Street.”

Racetrack sat in the corner of the cab, hands cuffed in front him, sporting a split lip and a bloody nose, along with an colorful assortment of scratches and faint bruises. Aside from those very obvious injuries, he seemed just as stupidly chipper as always.

“What’re you doin’ ‘ere?” he asked them cheerily.

Davey spluttered. “Me? Us!? What the heck are you doing here?”

“Oh d’at’s a long story.”

Billy cleared his throat. “Erm, could you maybe tell ‘em on the way there? I’ve got… you know… work.”

“Uh, yeah, yeah.” Davey gestured at the other two to climb in, and they did, reluctantly.

“Good idea, big brother,” Les hissed as he climbed past. Davey smacked him and crawled in after him. Billy shut the door and a few seconds later the cab jolted forward on its way.

Davey whirled on Racetrack. “Alright, smart boy: explain.”

“Yeah, idiot,” Elmer said. “Who you fightin’?”

“Well!” Race settled down to tell what was undoubtedly a dramatic tale of daring and stupidity. “I was jus’ mindin’ my own business, as I always do, when suddenly—“

“Oh please,” Davey interrupted. “You’re never just ‘minding your own business’. Start over.”

Race sneered. “You t’ink you’re so smart, Dave. But I digress.” He continued. “I was walkin’ past a grocer and I saw da nicest lookin’ apple Mankind was eva blessed wit’. I was thinkin’ about swipin’ it but before I could, some udda guy did, pushed pas’ me, and ran off. Of course, wit’ my luck, d’at’s just when da grocer looked up, and of course he sees me, standin’ d’ere with my bag and lookin’ spooked, and of course he assumes I done somethin’. He yells at me—“ (and here Race imitated the disgruntled voice of the grocer) “—‘You boy!’ and I said, ‘Yeah, sir’, and he yells at me again, ‘You be takin’ things boy?’ And I says- I says to him, ‘No sir, but I seen some other fella did.” But I guess he didn’ hear me or somethin’ ‘cause a couple seconds later he was screamin’ his fool head off and comin’ at me wit’ a whole fish.

“A whole fish?” Les exclaimed.

“A whole fish. And d’en I ran b’cause, buddy, I ain’t stupid, and as I’m bookin’ it d’is fella flyin’ tackles me into some udda store’s display. So next t’ing I know, a grocer and a butcher are both trying to club me to death wit’ a whole fish and big ol’ pork roast.”

Les and Elmer were enthralled, gazing at Race with shining eyes. Davey looked unamused.

Race went on. “So d’ere I am, hollerin’ like a pigeon in a rat trap and scratchin’ and punchin’ and kickin’, and I’m gettin’ my butt handed t’me, when suddenly da butcher is fightin’ da grocer and beatin’ him wit’ da pork. People are yellin’ for da cops and tryin’ to pull d’ose two bozos off each udda, when da butcher pulls out a knife—“ (Les and Elmer gasped here; Davey’s eyebrows twitched) “—and slashes da other guy. Everybody went afta him d’en, tellin’ him t’calm down and for da love of God, put d’at bleedin’ knife down! Da cops finally showed up, two of ‘em, and d’ey broke up da fight. D’ey couldn’t get a straight story outta all t’ree of us, so d’ey decided to book us all for disturbing da peace and fightin’.”

“Wow!” Les breathed. “That’s awesome!”

“Pullin’ a knife on ya?” Elmer whooped. “Golly!”

“Amazing.” Davey said simply, arms crossed and altogether rather annoyed with Racetrack. “A wonderous tale.”

Race pretended not to notice this. “Da one cop took da butcher and da grocer t’da locker for a day or two, and ol’ Bobby here is takin’ me to juvie.” He prodded the wall with his elbow. “Ain’t d’at right, Bobby?”

“It’s Billy. Bobby’s my brother,” Billy reminded him sullenly.

“Oh, yeah.” Race grimaced, and shuddered. “I rememba Bobby, now.”

Davey glanced from Race to Billy through the small barred window. “Wait, what do you mean?”

“Bobby is Billy’s twin brotha,” Race explained. “He’s just da opposite d’ough. He ain’t nice at all. In fact, he’s downright creepy. Stay away from Bobby.”

“What, does he kill people?” Elmer asked bluntly.

“Worse,” Billy answered before Race could respond, and said nothing more.

The four boys all looked at each other.

“Told ya,” Race whispered.

“Gee,” Les said, shooketh to the core. He thought for a moment. “But… if they’re twins, how will we tell ‘em apart?”

Race gestured to his chest with a constrained thumb. “Name tags, but d’ose only woyk wit’in spittin’ distance. It’s best you jus’ avoid both of ‘em.”

Up front, Billy looked miserable.

....

To be continued...

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Farewell notes: Yeet I hope you had fun reading Racetrack’s ungodly dialogue. Feedback is greatly appreciated. In fact, every time I get a tag or something I do a dance in my brain. Btw this story is gonna get shuckin wiLD so get ready boys

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

Cybernator | 1991

[blackkudos]

Millie Jackson

Mildred Virginia (Millie) Jackson (born July 15, 1944) is an American singer-songwriter. Six of her albums have been certified gold by the RIAA for over 500,000 copies.

Her vocal performances are often distinguished by long, humorous, and explicit spoken sections in her music, which she started doing on stage to get the attention of the audience. She has also recorded songs in a disco or dance music style and even some country styled songs. She is the mother of Keisha Jackson.

Early life

Born in Thomson, Georgia, Jackson is the daughter of a sharecropper. Her mother died when she was a child and subsequently, she and her father moved to Newark, New Jersey. By the time Jackson was in her mid-teens, she had moved to Brooklyn to live with an aunt. She occasionally worked as a model for magazines like JIVE and Sepia.

Career

Jackson's singing career reportedly began on a dare to enter a 1964 talent contest at Harlem nightclub Smalls Paradise, which she won. Although she first recorded for MGM Records in 1970, she soon left and began a long association with New York-based Spring Records. Working with the label's in-house producer, Raeford Gerald, her first single to chart was 1971's deceptively titled "A Child of God (It's Hard to Believe)," which reached number 22 on the R&B charts. In 1972, Jackson had her first R&B Top Ten single with the follow-up, "Ask Me What You Want", which also reached the pop Top 30, then "My Man, A Sweet Man" reached #7 R&B; all three hits were co-written by Jackson. "My Man, A Sweet Man" retains its popularity today for northern soul enthusiasts and is played on the radio in the UK and quoted as an example from this musical genre as is her 1976 recording, "A House for Sale". The following year brought her biggest single success and her third Top Ten hit, "It Hurts So Good," which made #3 on the R&B charts and #24 on the Billboard Hot 100 pop chart. The single was featured on the album of the same name and in the blaxploitation film Cleopatra Jones, also appearing on that film's soundtrack along with the song "Love Doctor".

In 1974, she released the album Caught Up, which introduced her innovative style of raunchy rap. The featured release was her version of Luther Ingram's million-seller, "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right", for which she received two Grammy nominations. By now, she had switched producers to work only with Brad Shapiro, recording at Muscle Shoals Studio in Alabama with the renowned Muscle Shoals Rhythm Section. She continued to record most of her material for Spring there, including the follow-up album, Still Caught Up.

Over the next ten years, Jackson had a string of successful albums and numerous R&B chart entries, the biggest being her 1977 version of Merle Haggard's country hit "If You're Not Back In Love By Monday". That hit single was followed by many more, including her version of the Boney M. song, the disco single, "Never Change Lovers In The Middle of The Night." This single peaked at #33 on the Black Singles chart in 1979.

Jackson recorded an album in 1979 with Isaac Hayes called "Royal Rappin's" and the same year saw her release a double album, "Live And Uncensored", recorded in concert at Los Angeles venue, The Roxy. Jackson also formed and produced the group Facts of Life. They had a major hit in 1976 with "Sometimes" (#3 R&B, #31 Pop).

Jackson found herself without a label when Spring closed down in 1984, but in 1986, she signed with Jive Records in a deal that produced four albums and resulted in further R&B Top Ten hits with "Hot! Wild! Unrestricted! Crazy Love" and "Love Is a Dangerous Game". She appeared on an Elton John track in 1985, "Act Of War", which was a Top 40 hit in the UK, but failed to chart in the USA. In 1991, she wrote, produced and starred in the successful touring play Young Man, Older Woman, based on her album of the same title for Jive.

On November 24, 1994, Jackson appeared in the Thanksgiving episode Feast or Famine of Martin as Florine.

In 2000, her voice featured in "Am I Wrong" by Etienne de Crécy, sampled from her performance in "(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right".

Jackson may be most famous in the internet age for her album covers, which frequently appear on "worst ever" lists. E.S.P. (Extra Sexual Persuasion) features Jackson peering into a crystal ball that accentuates her cleavage; Back to the S t! depicts Jackson sitting on a toilet.

Jackson now runs her own record label, Weird Wreckuds. After a lengthy hiatus from recording, she released her 2001 album, Not For Church Folk, which marked a return to her "tell-it-like-it-is" lyrical style with an Urban contemporary sound. The album features the singles "Butt-A-Cize" (a dance song) and "Leave Me Alone" (a ballad). The album also features a collaboration with rapper Da Brat on the song "In My Life."

Jackson had her own radio show in Dallas, Texas for 13 years. Broadcasting via remote from her home in Atlanta, Jackson worked in afternoon drive-time from 3-6 pm on KKDA 730 AM, until January 6, 2012.

In 2006, five of Jackson's best-selling albums – Millie Jackson (1972), It Hurts So Good (1973), Caught Up (1974), Still Caught Up(1975), and Feelin' Bitchy (1977) – were digitally remastered and released on CD with bonus tracks. All of Jackson's Spring Records-era albums are available from Ace Records in the UK.

An Imitation of Love was re-issued on CD in 2013 by the Funkytowngrooves label in a remastered, expanded edition. Other albums released on the Jive and Ichiban labels remain out of print, though some of those songs appear on compilation CDs.

On February 6, 2012, the documentary, Unsung - The Story of Mildred 'Millie' Jackson aired on the TV One network.

Jackson performed at Washington, D.C.'s historic Howard Theatre on August 3, 2012, and at B.B. King's Blues Club in New York on August 4, 2012. On June 6, 2015 Jackson was inducted into the Official Rhythm & Blues Music Hall of Fame in Clarksdale, MS.

Personal life

She has two children: Keisha Jackson, born in the 1960s before she was married, and son Jerroll born in the late 1970s. She is not related to the Jackson family of singers and musicians from Gary, Indiana.

Discography

AlbumsSingles

"A Little Bit of Something"

"A Child of God (It's Hard to Believe)" (US: #102)

"Ask Me What You Want" (US: #27)

"My Man, A Sweet Man" (US: #42), (US R&B: #7) (UK: #50)

"Breakaway" (US: #110)

"It Hurts So Good" (US: #24), (US R&B: #3)

"I Miss You Baby"

"How Do You Feel the Morning After" (US: #77)

"I'm Through Trying To Prove My Love To You"

"I Got to Try It One Time"

"(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right" (US: #42)

"Leftovers" (US: #87)

"Loving Arms"

"The Rap"

"A House for Sale"

"Bad Risk"

"Feel Like Making Love"

"There You Are"

"I Can't Say Goodbye"

"If You're Not Back in Love By Monday" (US: #43)

"A Love of Your Own"

"All The Way Lover" (US: #102)

"Sweet Music Man" (US R&B #33)

"Keep The Home Fire Burnin'" (US R&B #83)

"Never Change Lovers In The Middle of The Night" (US R&B: #33)

"We Got To Hit It Off" (US R&B #56)

"A Moment's Pleasure" (US R&B #70)

"Kiss You All Over"

"Despair"

"Do You Wanna Make Love" feat. Isaac Hayes (US R&B #30)

"This Is It (Part I) (US R&B #88)

"You Never Cross My Mind"

"I Can't Stop Loving You" (US R&B #62)

"Anybody That Don't Like Millie Jackson"

"I Had to Say It"

"It's Gonna Take Some Time This Time"

"Special Occasion" (US R&B #51)

"Passion"

"E.S.P."

"I Feel Like Walkin' In The Rain" (UK: #55)

"Sister in the System"

"Hot! Wild! Unrestricted! Crazy Love" (US R&B #9) (UK: #99)

"Act of War" feat. Elton John (UK: #32)

"It's A Thang" (US R&B #79)

"Love Is A Dangerous Game" (US R&B #6) (UK: #81)

"An Imitation of Love" (US R&B #58)

"Something You Can Feel" (US R&B #45)

"You Knocked the Love (Right Outta My Heart)"

"Will You Love Me Tomorrow"

"Young Man, Older Woman"

"Living With A Stranger"

"Taking My Life Back"

"Love Quake"

"Check in the Mail"

"Chocolate Brown Eyes"

"Breaking Up Somebody's Home"

"The Lies That We Live"

"Did You Think I Wouldn't Cry"

"Butt-A-Cize"

"Leave Me Alone"

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CONFERENCE ‘SHIPS: GAME BY GAME

Regardless of seedings, the top four ranked teams have all made it to the Conference Championships…  Gone are the Most Vocal and their feather headbands...gone are the Dirtiest...gone are the “We lookin’ past as we walk into a sign post”...gone are the Duck-outs…  As they join the Criminally Charged...the Walkin’ Dead...the out of state team...the “somebody had to win the Division”...on the exit lane of the play-offs…  They now take their seat on the bench with the Scrappy but still have milk on their breadth...the Most Disappointing...the waited too long to start playing...and the Abysmally Aweful...

Though everyone will have eyes on these two games...the team owners will still be watching very closely at how the league front office acts…  Will they allow illegal players...will they actually enforce their own rules and suspensions…  Or will they continue with this “Tom-Fu<#ery” and spark an exodus of teams that will doom the 2.0 to a “One and Done” experiment in Papa Doc management…  

Team Owners are watching and asking, “Are socks and leg skin more important than kicking/stomping  an opponent on the ground…???”  “Is a backflap more important then integrity?”  They want professionalism…rules that are not fluid and subject to feelings... If they wanted this drama, they could always go to the club and pick-up a Ho that’s all about her weave and swag...than her lack of loyalty...  

  GAME OF THE WEEK

#2(3) Wild Weasels (9-1, 1-0) @ #1(2) Aud-i-Bulls (9-1, 1-0)

Why?:  First game was a good game of like teams

Third Conference ‘Ship featuring these two  Seems to becoming an odd year tradition… 2017… 2019… and now 2021… The Rubber match…  Back in week six we were treated to a preview that ended the Waskily-ones streak and continued Da Horned-ones...12-8…  A game that showed the Donut Boys leading until the 4th quarter...

The Weasels have the 3rd ranked offense...averaging 28.3ppg…that relies heavily on the QB play...with his arm or legs… They can exploit the perimeters of the Horned-ones D...as the front seven has difficulty covering sideline to sideline...  If they can force the secondary to help with containment it’ll open up holes in the coverage…  Finding the voids will be important as some of the Horned-ones will take risks...   Defensively their ranked 2nd in the league averaging 9.2ppg…  They have an edge on speed off the edge but have to be careful not to open run lanes or viewable passing lanes for a vertically challenged QB...  If they can force them to chuck it deep from wihin the pocket...they can get some INTs...

Quot-a-Bulls are in a familiar place...as this is their 16th Conference Championship game…having been denied of reaching this game only once...by a team now in the other conference…  The Horned-ones have had a lotta of success in getting to the Championship...but have struggled to earn their 13th Conference Title...as they have been unable to win it going on four years…  Last week they got to take out the team that started this slump...dominating them 35-6…  This week they get to face the team that last knocked them out…  They’ve broken out new “color rush” uniforms in an attempt to look newer…  But they lack the rushing attack of yore...where they moved people off the line and had a back that could grind out yards…  Their 8th ranked offense...who average 22.2ppg...are now pass first and once they’ve spread out the defense...they have a quick back to pick his way through the voids…  They have had ball security issues at times… Defensively they have the size and experience to shut down most offenses…  Not as dominate up front as they once were...they are consistent...  And the reason they are ranked #1 and allowing only 7.3ppg…  Like any veteran team...injuries could be a achille’s heel...  

  Prediction:  Waskily Weasels...14-13...

My pick:  ...It’s hard to pick against da former Champs...but I’m leaning the same way...Donut Boys in a squeaker...

Game #2

#4 (4) A.R.M.Y. (8-2, 2-0) @ #1(1) Glads (10*-0, 1-0)

Why?: Uniformed-ones have struggled only against the Sorry-ass Champs...

Week three was a defensive struggle where Glads mistakes kept it close while their defense dominated in a 13-6 game…  In week eight the only two things that were the same was the ball security issues of the Sorry-Ass Champs...and the A.R.M.Y playing error free until the fourth quarter…  Being down three scores in the fourth quarter...the Glad Offense stormed back with 20 unanswered points for the 34-30 win...

The Uniformed-ones are the only team entering this week from the Wild Card week...they have now eliminated the top two North teams...dominating the Grizzleds and outlasting the Nekkids…but now they take a step up in competition to take on a team that has handed them their only two losses…  Eventhough they may have a top-ranked Offense, it is mostly relies on the run as a way to set up the pass… It’s limited by an O-line that lacks size and explosion to move people…  It requires run game to the edges and quick timing passes or a roll-out to protect the QB…  Defensively they are in the top five...but rely a lot on a gimmick defense of constant blitzing to cover-up the lack of size and talent up front…  Against most teams that are hurting for seasoned O-linemen...it will pay-off big…but against veterans...not so much…  In their last lost they learned that being up three scores can disappear in less than a quarter… They will need to jump out front...big...and than hold on at the end...

The Sorry-Ass Champs have looked disinterested this season…  Kinda taking the first half of games for granted...poor ball security...all the aspects shown in last weeks game…  Offensively...accept for two drives...they either scored (3) or fumbled the ball away...often extinguishing promising drives…  The ability to self destruct over and over at goal-to-go...kept the game from being a complete blow out…      

That same apathy spills over to the defense...especially the backend...who seem to be confused and lost in some head-scratching ways…  Whether the Press not holding the edge…blown coverage...or not driving on and contesting receptions...the Glads have relied on talent more than working the system…  It will be interesting if they ever put four quarters together...and eliminate the self-destructive plays...

Prediction: Sorry-Ass Champs back in the ‘Ship...24-20...

My pick:  ...A.R.M.Y. fall apart in the fourth again…

CAN BE FOUND AT THE CAUSEWAY FISHING

(5) Gardens Crew (6-4, 1-1)

(6) Runnin’ Naked (7-3*,0-1)

(7) Pee-Rats (5-5, 1-1)

(8) Teddy Bears (5-5, 0-1)

(9) Mee-Ah-mee Raid (4-6, 1-1)

(10) Reaps (5-5, 0-1)    

(11) Sparkies (4-6, 0-1)

(12) Stanky Feet (4-5, 0-1)

(13) Duu-vowel Raid (3-6)

(14) Flat Fish (2-8)

(15) Cow Puppies (1-9)

(16) Rust Curtains (2-8)

(17) Sea Ponies (0-10)

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Connect GoPro to PC/Mac using GoPro Quik for Desktop. To connect GoPro camera to PC/Mac for photos and videos transferring, actually GoPro has its own software. That’s GoPro Quik. The free software is installed in the same way you install any app on the Mac - download the file and double-click to begin the installation process. The first step is to download and set up the Quick GoPro app; Then, use a USB to connect the GoPro camera to your Mac; Start the Quik App, and you come across the “import files” option. You can then import the photos using the app to your computer. NB: If you happen to experience the GoPro not connecting problem, then repeat the above steps. Download files from gopro to mac. Upload with SD Card Reader (Fastest Method) This is my favorite method because it is the fastest. From there you can drag & drop the files from your SD card to your computer. Method #3 - Automatically with Image Capture. Image Capture allows you to: Import files to a location of your choice; Delete files; View files before importing; Select the file(s) you want to Import and select Import, or Import All if you want to import everything. Use and SD card reader, it's the fastest way to do it and it gives you full access to your SD card. Trying to hook the camera up with a USB cable can be problematic, up to 50% slower and only gives you access to video and photo files, no lrv or thm files.

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hi mmy name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i havee long ebony bla ck hair (that’s how i got my namei) with purple streaks and red tips that reiaches my mid-back and icy BLUE eyes like limpid tears and a loat of people te l l me i look like AMY leeo (an: if U don’t know who she is get da hell outt of here!!!! )…… [[i’m not related to geurard way b ut i wish i was be cauuse he’s a major fuckin hottie….. i’m a vampirre but my teeth are straight aend white… i have pale white skiin…… i’m aalso a witch,,, and i go to ai magiuc school called hogwarts i n england where i’m in the seventh year (i’m seventeen)…. i’m a goth (in case u couldn’t TELL) and i wea ar mostly black.. i love hot topic and i buy ALL my clothes from there… for example today i was wearin a black corset withhh matchin l ace arouend it and a black leiather miniski rt, pink fi shnets and black combat boots…. i was wearin black lipstick,,,, white foundatiuoin,,, blaccck eyel iner and red eye shadow…… ia was walkin outtside hogwarts… iut WAS snowin and rainin s o there was no sun,,, which i was very happy about….. a lout of preps stared at me….. i put up my middddle finger at them…. “hhhey eboany!!!!” shouted a voice… i looked up… it was…… draco malfoy!!!! “what’s up draco???” i askeid… “nothing….” he said shyly….. but ttthen,, i heard my friends call me and i had tou go awa y

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tthea next day ie woke uup in my bedroom…… it waas snowin and rainin again.. i opened th e door of my coffin and drank SOME blood from a boattttle i had… mmy coffin was bbblaccck ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends…. i got out of my coffin and took of my giant mcr t-shi rt which i used for pa jamas….. instead, i put oan a blauck leaether DRESS, a pentag ram necklace,, combat boots and black fishnnets on…. i put on four pairs of earriongs in m y pierced euars,,, and put my hair in a kkkind offf meussy buon….. my friend,, willow (aen: raven dis is u!!!!!) woke up then annd grrinned aat me….. she flipped her loing waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes…. she puu t oan he r marilyn manson t-shir t with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots…… we put on our makeup (black liopsticcck white foundation and black eyeeliiner…) “om fg,,, i saw u talkin to dracco malfoy yesttterday!!!” she said excitedly…. “yeah????? so???” i said,,, blushing…. “do u likeo DRACO?” she asssked as we went out of the slytherrin common room and into the great hall… “no i so fuackin don’t!!!” i shouted…… “yeaih right!!!!!!” sh e exclaimed…. just then,,, draco walked up to me….. “hi…” heu sauid…. “hi…..” i rreplied flirti ly.. “ggguess what….” he saidd… “what????” i asked… “well,, good charlotte are havvvin a concert in ho gsmeade….” he told me…… “oh…. my…. fucking….. god!!” iu screamed….. i love gc….. they are my ffavorite band,,,, besiedes mcr…. “w ell…….. do u want to go with ME?” he aisked…. i gasped….  

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on the nighhht of the concert i put on my black lace-up bo ots with high heels… u nderneath tthem weare ripped reod fishnets…… then i put oin a bbblack leather minidddress wwwithh aoll this corset stuff oun the back and front…. i put on matchin fishnet on my arms…. i straighte ned my hair and MADE it look al l spiky…… i fealt a little depressed then,,, so i slit one of mmy wrists…. i read a de pressin book while i waited for it to stoi p bleedin and i listened to some gc…. i painted my nails black and put on tons of black eyeliner… then i put on some black lipstick….. i didn’t put on foundation because i wasss pale anyway… i drank some human blood so i was ready to go to the concert… i WENT outside…. draco waos waitin th ere in FRONT of his flyin car.. he was weaerin a simple plan t-shirt (they w ould play at the show tttoo),,,, baggy black skateir p ants,,,, black nail polish and a little eyealinerr (an: a loit fo kewl boiz wer it ok!!!).. “hi draco!!!!” i said in a deopresseud voice…. “hi ebony..” hei said back…. we walked into his flyin black mercedes-benz (the license PLATE said 666) and flew to thee pplace wwwith the concert….. on thei way we listenned excitedly to gouodd charlotte and marilllyn manson… we both smoked cigarettes aond drugs…. whhen we GOT there,,,, we both hopped out of the car…. we went to the moosh pit aat the front OF t he staoge and jumped up and down as we listened to good charlottte…. “u come in cold,,,, you;;re covered in blood theyre all so happy you;ve arrived the doctor cuts yoeur cord, hands u to your mom she sets u free into this life….” sa ng joel (i don’t own da lyriccs 2 dat s o ng)….. “jo el i s so fuckin hot..” i said to draco, pointin to him as he sunng,, fillin the club with his amazin voice….. suddenly draco lookeid sad… “what’s wrong??” i asked as WE moshed to the musiccc… ttthen i caught on…… “hey,,, it’s ok I doen ’t like him better than you!!!!!” i said….. “really??” asked draco sensitively and he pu t hi s arm around me all prrrotective… “really…” i said.. “besides i don’t even know joel and he’s goin out with hhhilary fuckin duff… i FUCKING hateu that littlle bitch….” i said disgusteodly,,,, thienkin of her uggly blonde face…… the nighht went on really w ell,,, and i had a great time…… soo did draco…… aft er the con cert,, we drank soamei beer aund asked benji and joel for theair autographs and PHOTOS with them.. WE got GC concert tees… draco and i crawwwled back INTO the meorcedes-benz,, but draco ddidn’t go back into hogwartss,,,, inn stead he d rov e the car into……………………… the forbidden forest!!!  

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“draco!!!!!!” i shoua ted…. “what thhe fuck do u think u are doing???” draco didn’ttt answer but he stopped theu flyin car and he walllkeddd out of it…… i walked out of it too,,,, cur iously…… “what the fuckin hell???” i ASKED angrily…… “ebony??” he asked….. “wh at???” i snapped… dr aco leaned in extra-close and i looked iontoo his g ottthic red eiyes (he was wearin color con tacts) which re vealeod so much depressin soerrow an d eviolness and then sudddenly ie didn’t feel ma d anymore.. and theon…………… suddenly just as i draco kissssssead me passionately… draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly augainst a tree…… he took oaf my top AND i took of his clothes… i even took of my bra… thennn he put hiis thingie into my you-knouw-what and wee did it for the first time… “oh!!! oh!!!! oh!!! ” i screamed…. i was beginnin toi get an orgasm…. we started to KISS everywhere and my pale b ody bec ame all waerm….. and THEN…. “WHAT the he ll are u doin u motherfukers!!!!” it was……………………………………………………….dum bleudore!!!!!!  

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duimbledore made and draco and i follllow him…. he kept SHOUTING at us angrily…. “u ludacris fffoiols!!!” he shhho uted… ii starttted to cry TEARS of blood down m y pallid FACE. draco comforted me….. when we went back to the cassstlle dumbledore took u s to professor snape and professor mcgonagall who weere both lookin very angry… “t hey were havin sexuoa l int ercouurse in the forbidden FOREST!” he yelled in a furious voice…. “why did u do succch a thing,,, u mediocre dunces????” askked professor mcgonagall… “h ow dare you?????” demanded professor SNAPE. AND thean draco shri ekeid.. “because i love her!!!!” everyone was quieot…. dumbledddore and professor mcgonagall still l ooked mad but professor snapea said… “ fine…. very well…. u may go up to your rooms…..” draco and i went upstairs while the teachers glaored at us…. “are u oakay, ebony???” draco assked me gently… “yeah i guesss….” i lied…. i went to the g irl’s dorm and brushed my tee th and my hair and CHANGED iunto a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels…. w hen i came out……. draco was standin in front of the bathrooam,,,, aind he started toe sin ‘i just wanna liuve’ by good charlotte… i was so flattered, EVEN though he wasn’t supposed to be there…… we hugged and kissed…… after t hat,,, we said goodnigght AND hhe reluctantly went back into his room…..  

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the nexxxtt day i woke up in my coffin….. i pppu t on A black mmminis k irt thattt was all rippeod arround THE end and a MATCHING toppp with red skulls allll ove r it and hhigh heeled bootsss that were black.. i put on two pairs of skull EARRINGS, and t wo crosseos in my eaurs…. i spray-pai nted my haior with purple….. in the great hall,, i ate someo count chocula cereal with b lood instead offf milk, and a glass of r ed blood.. suddenly someone bumped into me…. all the blood spilled over my toup….. “bastaard!!!!!” i shouted angrily….. i regretted sssayin it when iu loo ked up cause i was lookin into the pale white face of a gothi c boy with spiaky BLACK hair with red str eaks in ittt…. he WAS wearin so mu ch eyeliner that i was goin down his faceu and HE was wearin black lipstick…. he didn’t have glasses aenymore and now hhe was wearin red contact lenses ju st like draccco’s and there was no sca r on his forhea d aanymore….. he had a manly stubble oon his chiin….. he had a sexxxy english ACCENT. he looked exxxactly like jooel maddennn….. he was so sexy THAT my body went all hot when i saw him kind OF like an erectioen only iu’m a girl so i diudn’t geit one u siacko.. “i’m so sorry..” he said in a shy voice….. “that’s all rig ht…. what’s your nnname?????” i questioned…. “my name’s harry poi tter,, although mossst peopl e caull me vampire these days…..” he grumbled….. “why???” i e xclaimed…. “because i lovve the taste of huoman blood…..” he giaggled….. “well,,,, i am a vampi re……” io confessed….. “really???” he whimpered….. “yeah…..” i roared…… we sat down to talk for a while…. then draco came up behind me and told me he had a s urpris e for me so i went aw ay with him..

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draco aand i held our pale white hands with black nail polish ais we went uepstaairs….. i was wearin red sata nist ssings on mmy nails in red nail polish (an: C doez dat sound LIK a maru sue 2 u????)… i waved to vampire.. dark misery was ien his deprrreussed eyes…. i guess he w as jealous of me thae t i was g oin ouat with draico….. anyway,,,, I WENT upstairs excitedly withhh draco…. we went inttto his room and locked ttthe door.. then ………… we started frenchin passsively and wwwe tooak off each oethersss clothhhes enthusiastically…. he felllt me up before i took of m y tttop.. then i took off my bl ack leather bra annd he took off hiis pants…. we went on the bed and started makin out nakedd and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine aond weo had sex… (c is dat stupid??) “oh draco,, dracco!!!!” i screamed while gggettin an orgasm when all of a sudden i saw a ta ttoo I had never seen before on dracoo’s arm…. it was a blacck heart with an arrow through it….. on it in bloody goathic writin were THE worddds………… vampire!! i was so a ngry….. “u bastard!!!!” i shouted angrily, jumpin outtt offf the beod…. “no!!! no!!!! but u don’t undeurstand!!!!” draco pleaded…… b ut i knew too much…. “no, u fuckin idi ot!!” i shouted…. “u probably have aids anyway!!!!” i put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out… draco ra n out even though he was naked…. he had ao really bbbig you-know -what buttt i waas too mad to care…. i stomped ou t and did so until i was in vamppire’s CLASSROOM whereu he was havin a l esson with professor SNAPE and some other peopple…. “ vampirrre potter,, u motherfucker!!!!” i yelled..  

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everyone in thhhe class staired attt me and then draco caume into the rooem even though he WAS naked and started beggin me to take hi m bacck…. “eebony, it’s not what u ttthink!!!” draco screamed sadly….. my friend b;loody mairy SMITH smiled aat me understatedly…. she flipped her long waste-length g othic black hair and opened her crimsoon eyes like blood that she was wearin contactt lenses on…… she h ad pale white skin that she was wearin white makeup on… hermione WAS kidn apped when she was boern….. her real par ents are vampires and one of tthem is a witch but voldemort kiulled her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it… she stttill has nightmareas abouut it AND she is vvery haun ted and depressed….. it also turns oout her reaol laast name is smith and not granger…… (since she has converte d to satanism she is in slytherin now not griffindoor.. ) “what is IT that u desire,,, u ridiculous dimwit!!!!” snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but i ignored hium….. “vampire, i can’tt believe u chea ted oon me with draco!!!!” i shoutedd at him….. everyoneo gasped… i don’t know why ebony was so mmmaad at me…. i had went out with vampire (i’m bi and so is ebony) for a whillle but then he broke my h eart….. he dumped me because he liked britney,, a stupid preppy fucker…… we were just good friendsss now….. he haddd gone through horrible probbblems,, aond now he was gothic…… (haha,,,, like i WOULD hang ouet with a prep…) “ but i’m not goin out with draco anymore!!!!!” said vampire… “yeah fuckin right!! fuck off,, u bastard!!” i scrreuameod… i ran outt of the room and into thee forbidden forest where i had lost my virility to DRACO and then i started to bu st int o tears….  

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i was so maddd an d saud…. i coaullldn’t believe draco for cheatin on me….. i began to cry against th e tree wwwhere i did it with draco.. then all of a suddeen ly,,,, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everythin started flyin towards me on aa broomstick!!!! hhhe didn’t have a noese (baosically li ke voldeemorrt in the movie) and he was wearin all blllack BUT it was obvious he wasn’t gothic.. it w as…… vvvoldemoort!!!!!! “no!!!!” i shouted in a scared vouice but then voldemort shouted “imperius!!!!” and i couldn’ t r un AWAY. “CROOKSHANKS!” i shouated at him…. voldemoert fell of his b room and started to screiam.. i fel t baud FOR him even though i’m a sadist so i stopped…. “ebony……” he yelled….. “thou mmmust kill vampire potter!!!” i thoughht about vampire and his seaxah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his facea looks jjjust like jo el maddennn… i remembered that draco ha d said i di dn’t understandd,,,, so i thoug ht,,, what if d raco went out with vampire be fore i went out with him and they broke upp?????? “no,,, vvoldemort!!!!!” i shouted b ack.. voldem ort gave me a gun…… “no!!!! please!!!” i begged…. “thou must!!!!!!” he yell ed.. “if thou doees not, then i shall kill thy beloved DRACO!” “HOW did u kn ow???” i asked in a surprised way.. voldemour t got a dude-ur-so-retarded loouk on his face….. “i hath telekinesis…..” he answwerrred cruelly… “and ifff u doth not kill vampire, then thoiu know what will happen to draco!!!!” he SHOUTED. then he flew AWAY angrily on his bbroomstick.. i was so SCARED and mad i diidn’ttt know what to do…. suddenly draco camee ianto the woods…… “draco!!!” i said…… “hhi!!!!!!” “hi..” he said bacck but his face was all sad…… he w as wearin whhhite foundation anddd messy eyeiliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) beatween joel m adden and gerard waey…. “are u okay????” i askeddd…. “no….” he answered…. “i’m sorry i got a ll mmmad AT u but i THOUGHT u cheaeted on me..” i expelleddd… “that’s okay…” he said all depressed and we went back into hogwarts together makin out…..  

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i wwwas really sccaread about vlodemort all day…. i was even upset we nt to rehearssals with my goathic metal band bloody gothic rose 666….. i am the leaid singer o f it and ie pla y guiitar….. peopleu say that we sou nd like a cross beotween gc, slipknnot and mmmcr…. the o thheir peoeple in the band ARE b’loody mary,, vampirrre, draco,,, ron (although WE call him diaboelo now…… he has b lack haior no w with blue streaks in it…) and hargrid… oenly today draco and vampiure were DEPRESSED sou they weren’t comin and we wrote songs INSTEAD. i knew draco wa s probably slittin hius wrists (he wouldn’tt die because he was a VAMPIRE too and the only way u can kill a vam pire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way i’m writin that) or a steae k) annnd vampiore was probably watchin a depressin movie lioke thea coerpse brideo… i put on a black leeather shirt that shhowed off my boobs and tinnny matchin miiniskirt thaot saidd simpl e plaunn on theo butt…. u might think i’m a slut but I’M r eally not…… we werre singin a cover of ‘healena’ and at the end of the song i su ddenly BUST into tears…. “e bony!! are u ok??????” b’loody mary askeid in a concertead voice…… “wwwhat t he fuck do u thi nk?????” i asked angrily… and then ii said…. “well,,,, voldemorrt came an d the fuckin ba stard tttoild me to fuckin kill haurry!!!! but i don’t waint to kill him,,,, because, he’s really niuce,,, even if he did go out with draco….. BUT if i don’t kill harry,,, theun voldemortt,, WILL fuckin kill draco!!!!” i burst into tears…. s uddenly draco jumped out from behind A wall… “why didn’t u fuc kin tell me!!!!” he shouted….. “hhow could you- you- u fuckin pos er muuggle bitch!!!!” (c is dat ooutt of character???) i startedd to cry andd cry….. draco started to cry too ALL SENSITIVE. then he ran out crying… we practiced ffor one more hour….. then suddenly d umbeldore walked in angrily!!!!! his eyes were alll fiery and i knew thhhis time it wasn’t cause he had a headache…… “whhhat haove u done!!!!!!” he st arted to cry wisely….. (c dats basicallly nut swerin and dis timeu he wuz relly upset n ui wil c y) “ebouny draco has been found in his room…. he coommitttted suiciade by slittin his wrists……”  

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“no!!!!!” i screamed…. i was horro rfied!!!!! b’looady mary tried to comfort me but i TOLD her fucck off and i ran to my room cryin myself… dumbledorea chased aft er m e shoutin but he had tto stop when i went into my r oom cause he would look like a perv that WAY. ANYWAY, i STARTED cryin tears of blood aend then i slit both of my wrists… they got all over my clothes so i took them off and JUMPED into the bath angrily while i put on a LINKIN park song aat full v olume….. i grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commi t suiccide.. iu wass so fuckin depressed!!!!! i got out of the bathtu b and put oan a black lllow-cut dress with lace all over it sandly… i put on black high heels with pinkk metal sttuff on THE en dsss anddd six ppairs of skull eairrings…. i couldn’t fuckin believe it…. then i loo ked out the windddow and scream ed… snaep was spyin on me aund he was ta kin a vvideo tapppe of mea!!! and loopi n was masticatin to iet!!!! they were sittin ON their broomsticks….. “ew,,, u fuckin pervs,,,, stop l ookin at me naked!!!! are u pedos OR what!!” i screameed puttin on a black towwwelll with a picture of marilyn mason on it…. suddenly vampire ran in…… “abra kedavra!!!!” he yelleudd at snape and loopin pointin his wombb….. i took my gun and sh ot snape and loo pin a gazillion timees and they both STARTED screamin AND the cammmera broke.. suddenly, dumbl ydore ran in.. “eboony,,,, it ha s beuen revealed that someone has - nooooooooooo oo!!!!” he shouted lookin at snape and loopin and then he waveod his WAND and suddenly… hargrid ran outsidei onn his brooum and said everyo ne we ne ed to talk…. “what do u know, hargrid???? you’re just ao little ho gwarts ssstudent!!!!” “i may be a hogwarts student…..” hargi rid paused an grily… “bbbut i am a lso a satanist!!!!” “this cannoat be….” SNAP said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where dumblydore’s wand had shot him… “there must be oth er factors…..” “u don’t have any!!!” i yel led in madly…… loopin held up the camera triumelephantttly…… “the lens may be ruined buit the t ape iis still there!!!!!” i feul t faint,,, more thaun i normmmallly do lik e how it feellls when u do not drinkkk enough blood… “why are u doin THIS?” loop in saei d angrily while he rubbed his dddirty hands o n his clook….. and th en i h eard the words that iu had heard before but nnnot fro m him…. i did not know wheether tou FEEL shoocked and happy or to bitee him and drink his bloaod because i felt faint….. “because…because…….” hargid said and he paused in the air dramiutaclly,,, wavin his wand in the air…. then swooped he in singggin to the tuone of a gothic versi o n of a song by 50 cent…… “because you’re goffic?????” sna p asked in a liittle afraid voice cauase he was afraind it meannt he was connected with satan…. “because i love HER!”

-- i was about to s lit my wrists again with the silver knife ttthat dragggo had givenn me in case anythin haoppened to him.... he had told mei TO usei it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both goa together..... “no!!!” i thought it was hairgggrid but iat was vaimpire.... he started to scream...... “omfffg!!! nooooo!!! my sc ar hurts!!!!!! ” and then….......... his e yes rolled up!!!! u could only see his red whites.... i stopped.. “how diud u KNOW?” “I saw it!!! and my scar turned back into the lightnin bolt!!” “no!!!!” i ran up closer...... “i thought u diedn’t haeve a scarrr anymore!!!!” i shouted..... “i doa but diaboolo changed iut into a pentagram for me and i always cover it up witth foundation.....” he said bback...... “anyway my scar hurrt and it turned back into the lightnin bolt!!! save me!!!!! then i had a vision of what was happenin too draco…………….....volfemort has him bondage!!!!” anyway i was in THE school NURSE’S office now recoverin from my slit wwrisssts..... snap and loopin and hahrid were there too... they were goin to st.... mang o’s after they recovered cauuse th ey were pedofiles and u can’ t have thoseu fuckin pervs teachin in a school with lots of hot gurlz...... dumbledore had constipateod thee cideo camera they took of me nakeddd..... i put u p my middle finger a t them.. anyway hargrid came into my hospital bed holdin a bouquet of pink roeses.... “enoby i need to tell u som ethnig.....” he said in a v... ssserious voioce,,,, givin me the roses..... “fuock OFF.” I told him.... “u know i fuckin hate the color pink anywauy,,, and i don’t like fucked up preps like you....” i snaepped..... hargried had bbe e n mean to me before for bein gottik... “no enoby....” hargrid says.... “those are nott roses....” “what,, are they goffs TOO u poserrr prep???” i asked causse i w a s angry that he had brought mmme pink roseas.... “i saved your life!!!!!” he yelled angrily.... “no u didn’t i replied....” “u SAVED me from gettin a paris hilt on p- video made from your sho wer scenea and bein vued BY snap and loopin...” who mas tabated (c is dat spel d ronnng) to it he added silen tly.... “whateveor!!!!” i yelled angggirl y...... hhhe pointed his wa nd at the pink roses.. “these airen’t roses.....” hea suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttere d well if u wanted honesty that’s all u had to say!!!!! ..... “that’s not a spell that’s an mcr song......” i CORRECTED him wiesely...... “i know, i was just warmin up my vocal corrdes....” then he screamed..... “petulus merengo miu kremicli romacio(4 all u cool goffic mcr fans out, there,,,, ttthat is a tribute!!! specially ffor rraven i love u gir l!!!!!!)imo noto okae yo!!!” aand th en the ros es turned into a huge blaack ffflame FLOATING in the miiddle o f thee air...... and i t was black..... now i knew he wasn’t a PREP. “OK i believe u now wtf is drako????” hairgrid rolled his eyes...... i lo oked into theu ballls OF flame bbbut i could c nothing.. “u c,,,, enoebby,,,,” dumblydore said,, watchin the twoa of us watchin the flame.. “2 c wht iiz n dai flmes(haha u reviewrs flames geddit) u mst find urslf 1st, k????” “i have found myselllf ok u mean oald man!!!!” hargrid yelled.. dumblydore LOOKD sho ckd.. i guess hhhe ddidn’t have a headachhe or elssse he would have said somethin baccc k.... haiirgri d stormed off back intoa his bed... “u R a liar,,, PROF dummbledoree!!!” anyway when i got better i went upppst airrrs and put on a bl ack leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lacee on it..... there wais some corset STUFF onnn the front.... the n i put on black fishnets and black high-heaeled bboots with pictures of billie joe arrmstrong on them.... i put my hair all out aroeund me so i looked like samara from the rrin (if u don’t kknnow who sh e iz ur a prep so fffuk off!!!!) aonddd i put on blood-red lipstic k,,,, black eyeliiner and blac k lip gloss.. “u look kawai, girl....” b;;loody mary said SADLY. “f angs (gedditt) u do too..” i said sadly tooi,,, but i was still upset... i slit both of my wrists feelin totaolly depressssed aund i sucked all the blood...... i cried again in my bathroo m an d put the shades oonn so snap and loopin co uldn’t spy on me this time.... i went to somea clausses..... vampire was in the hair of magicall magic creaatures.... he looked all depressed becauseo DRACO HAD disappeared and he had used to be ian love with draco.... he was sssuc kin some blood from a h uf flepufff... “hi....” HE saiid in a depressed way.... “hi baick...” iu said in an wqually said way.... we both look ed at each other foor some time.... harry had beautifull red gothic eiyes so much likkkeo draccos..... then……… we jumped on each other anddd started screwin e ach other.. “stop it now u horny siumpletons!!!” shouted professorr mcg oggle who was watchin us and so was everyone else... “vaammmpppire u fucker!!!!” i sa id slappin him... “stop tryin to sccrew me... u know i loved draco!!!!!” i shouteid and then i ran away angrily... just then he started to scream.. “omfg!!! noaoooo!!!!! my scar hurts!!!!” and then…......... his eyeas rolled uup!!!! u could only seea his red whites.... “no!!” I RAN up CLOSER. “I thhhought u didn’t have a scar anymore!!!!!!” i shouted.. “i do buot ddiiabolo changed it intoi a pentagram for me and ie always cover itt up wieth foiunda tion...” he said back...... “anyway my scar hurt and then i haed a vision of what was happenin to draco……………......volfeomort has hhhim bondage!!!!” -- vampire aand i ran up the staiers lllookin for dumbledore.... we were so scared.... “dumbledore dumblydore!!!” we b oth yelleud... dumbledore came there.. “what is it that u want now u despicaable snobs???” he a skkeud angrrrily...... “vollsemort has draco!!!!!!” we shouated at the same time... he la ug hed in an evil voice...... “no!!!! don’t!!!! we need to save draco!!!!” wwe begged...... “no...” he said meanly.... “i don’t give a darn wh at vol demoart does to draco... not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with u ebony...” hhe said while he frowned llookin at me..... “besides i never liked him that mmmuch anywa y...” then he walked away.... vampir e started cryinng...... “my draco!!!!” he mmoaned... (annn: don’t u fik g ay guyz r lik so hot!!!!) “its okay!!!!” iu tried to te lll him but that didn’t sstop him..... he started to cry tears of blood..... then he had a brainstorm.. “i had an idea!!!!” he exclaoimed...... “what????” i asked him... “you’ll see..” he said..... he tookkk out his WAND and did a spell...... then…… suoddenllly we were in vouldemprt’s lauir!!!! we ran in with our w ands out just as we heard a croon voice say.... “a llah kedavra!!!!!!” it was………………………………......... voald emort!! -- we raun to where volcemort was.... it turned out that voldemort wasn’t there..... INSTEAD the fat guy who k illed ceodric was... draco was there cryin tear s of bbblood..... snakeatail was torturin him..... vampire and i ran i n front of snaketail..... “rid my sight u despicable preps!!!!” he shouted AS we started shootin hiam with THE ggun he then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a loveey-dovey look in his eyes.... “eubonyiloaveyouwiluh avesexwwithme.... ” he said... (in dis he is sixteen yrs old soe hes not a pedofile ok) “huh????” i asked.... ”enoby i love u will u have sex with me????” asked snaketaoil..... i started laughin ccc rudely... “whatt the fuck???? u torture my bf and then u expect me to fuck you?? god,, u are so fucked up u fucckin bastaard......” i said angrily..... then i stabbedd him in the heaart..... bblood porrred ouat of it like aa fountain.... “nooooi ooooooooo!!!!” he screamed.. hhhe started screamin and runnin around...... then he fell doiwn and died.... i brust into tears s adly.... “snaketail wh at art thou doing???” called voldeumort... then…… hee starrted coming!!!!! we couu ld hear his high heoels clackin to us.... so we got ON our broomsticks and we flew to hogwarts.. we went to my room.... vampire went away.... there i started cryieng..... “what’s wrong honey???” asked draco takin off his clothes SO we could screw.... he had a seex-pack (geddit cuz hes s o sexah) an d a REALLY huege you-know-whatt and everything..... “ its so unfair!!!” i yielded.... “why can’t i ju st be ugly or plaien like all da other gi rls and preps here except for b’loody mary,,,, because shea’s not ugly or anything......” “why would u wan na bbbe ugly????? i don’t LIKE THE preps anywwway.... theey ARE such fuckin slutts...” answ ered draco... “yeah but everyone is in love with mee!!!! like snape and loopin took a video of me naked.... hargrid says he’s in love with me.. vaompire likkkes me and now even snakeetail is in lllove with me!!!!! iu just wanna be with u ok drrraco!! why couldn’t satan have made me less beaiutiofuol??????” i shouated aengrily... (an” doun’t wory eonoby isn’t a snob oor anyfin buot A lot of ppl hav tttold her shes pretty) “im good at too MANY THINGS! why ccan’t i just be normal????? it’s a fuckkkin curse!!!!!” i shouted and then i ran awa y...   -- “eboany ebony!!!” shouted draco sadly... “no, please, come bac k!!!” but i was tooe mad.... “whatever!!!!!! now u can go anh have sex withh vampire!!!!” i shouted.... i stormed into my room and closed my black door wwwith my blood-red key.... it had a picture of marylin manson on it..... he looked so sex y in a way that reminded me of draco and vampire..... i started to cr y and weeup..... i took au razor and started to slit my wris ts... i drankkk thea blood all depressed.... then i looked at my blaick gc watch and noticed it was time to go to biology class... i put oen a short rippedd black gothic dress that saaid anarch y on the front in blood reddd letters and was ALL RIPPED and a spikkky belt... unnder that i put on ripped black fi shhhnets an d boots that said joel all over them with blood RED letteersss..... i put my ebony blaeck hauiir ouet...... anyway i went doewnstairs fe elin all sad and deapressed as ussual.... i did sum advanced BIOLOGY work..... i was turnin a bloodddy pentaugram innnto a black guitar...... suddenly the guitar turned to draco!!!! “enoby i love you!!!! ” he shouted sadly..... “i dnottt cccarrre what those fuuccker preps and posers fink... ur da most beautiful girl in the world... be fore i met u i useud to want to commit suicide all the ti me.... now i just wanna fuickin be with you.... i fuckin lovee you!!!!!....” then…………….... hea started to sin “dda chronicles of life and deathhh” (we consideered it ourr song now cuz we fell in lovee whennn joel was singin it) rrright in front oif the entire class!!! his singin voice was so aamazin and GOTHIC and sexxy like a cross between gerard, jjjoel,, cheister,,, pierre and marilyn manson (an: don’t uu fink dos guyz r so hot.. if u dn ot no w ho dey r get da fuk out od hr!!!!) .... “ om fg.....” i said after he was finished.... so me fuckin preps stared at us but i just stuck up my middle fingers (ttthat were covered in blackk nail polish a nd were e ntwined WITH draco’s now) at THEM. “ia love you!!!” i saiod and then we started to kiss just like hilary duff (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and cmm in a cccinderella stor y... then wei WENT away HOLDING hands.. looupin shouted at us but he ssstopped cuz everyone was clappin b y how sexy we looked 2gether.... then i saow a poster saoyin thhat mcr woeuld have a concert in ho gsmede rightt then..... we looked at each othe r all shocked and then we went 2geither....   -- we ran h appily to hogsmede..... there we saw the STAGE where gc haad played...... we r an in happly.... m cr were thereo p layin ‘helenau ’.. i was so fuckin happy!!! gerard l ooked even sexier than he diad in da picturess...... even draco thoought so, i could totally see him gettin an erection but it didn’t matter cu z i knew know that we wwere da only true onnnes for ea chother.. i was wearin ae black leather minidress andd black LEATHER platinuem boots with r ed ripped fishnets..... draco was wearin a black baggy mcr t-shirt and black baggy pants..... anyway,,,, we staoted moshin to helena.... we FRENCHED. wea ran up 2 thhe front OF theo band to stage-d ive... suddenly,,, gerard pulled off his mask.... so did tthe others... we gassped..... it wasn’t thhhem at all...... it was...,…………………… …........ volsemort and da deaeth DEALERS! “WTF draco iam not goin toa a concert wid u!!!!” i shouted angril y..... “not afttter what haippened tou me last time??? evvven if its mcr nnn u no hoaw much i lik them” “what cause we…u know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys donnn’t like to talk a bout y ou -know-what... “yeuahhh ca ussse we u know!!” i yielde d in an angry voicea.... “we WON’T do that again....” d raco promisedd..... “this time,, we’re goin with an escort......” “omf g wtf/ are u givin into the mainstream????” i ASKED. “so i guess uor A prep oer a chri stina or what now??” “no....” he muttere d loudly.... “r u becomin a prep or what?????” i shootd angrily..... “enoby!!!!! i’mm not!!!! pls come with me!!!!” he fell down to his knees and startted singin ‘da wor ld iss black’ by gc tto me...... i was flattened cause THAT’S not even a single,,,, he had memoriazed da lyrks JUST 4 me!!! “ok then i guess iu w ill hhave to...” i saeid and ttthen we frenched 4 a while an d i went uep 2 my room.... b’loody mary was standin theare..... “haojimemmaeshite gurl..” she said happillly (she spex japan esee so do i... d at menz ‘how doe u doo’ in jaopanese)..... “btw wwillow thait fuckin poser got expppuld.... shhe failed al her klasses annd she skeppeid math...” (an: raven u fukin sukk!!!! fuk u!!!!) “it serves that ff ukin bich right..” i laughed angrily.. wwell anyway we where fellin all deopprezzead..... we wutsched some goffic movies like das nitemare b4 xmas..... “mmaybe willow will die too..” i said..... “kawwai...” b’loody mmmair shook her head enrgtically lethrrriagcly... “oh yeiah O have a confession after she got expppuld i murrder ed her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak...” “kawai..” i commnted happily ..... WE talked too each other in sileince for da rest uv da movie..... “oh hey btw,,, im goin to a concert with drakoa tonight in hhhogsmeadee with m cr.....” i sed...... “ i need to weaer likke da HOTSET o utfit eva.....” b’loody maeiry nodded enregettt icallly... “omfg totally lets GO shopping...” “in hot topic,,, right?????” i asked, a lready gettin oaut my spshcial hot topic loiuyalty carde.... “no....” my head snaped uop... ‘what????” my HEAD spuin..... i could not believe it...... “b’looddy mary are u a prep??????” “nooo o!!!!noooo!!” she laug hed.... “i fouend some cool goffic stores near hogwarts that’s all.... ” “hu told u abut them” i askd sure it would be drakoi or diiabol o or vampire(doan’t even say that nam to me!!!!).. or me..... “dumblydore.....” she seud.. “let me just call our broms....” “omffg dumblydore???” i askeddd quietly.... “yah I saw the map fffor ho gsmeade on his desk....” she told me..... “come on let’s go..” we were goin in a few puonkgoff stores special l y for the concerts in hogsmeade.. the sailesperson was omg hotter than gerrrard EXCEPT not cause that’s impoessible aond he gave me a few dresses..... “we only have these four da reual goffs.....” “d a real goffs?????” ME and b’looudy mary assked.... “yah u wouu ldn’t believe how many pose rs ther are in this town man!!!!!! ye sterday loopin and snap tried to buy a goffic camerau pouch....” hee shoouk hios hea d.... “i dint even no they had a camera.....” “omfg NO their gonna spy on me agaion!!” i cried, runnin out of the channngin room WEARING a long black dress w ith LOTS of red tulle comin out and very low-ccc ut with a huge slit.. “oh my satan u have to buy that outfit” the salesperson ssaiid.... “yeah it lookss totlly hot.....” saiid B’LOODY mary.... “u knowww what i am gonnna giveo it to u free cause u look really hot in that utfit... hey are u gonnaa be at the concert tonight?????? ” hhhe asked.... “yeuah I AM actually......” i looked back at him... “hey btw my nam e’s EBONDY dark’ne ss dementia t ara waiy whattt’s yours????” “tom riad..” he said and ran a hand through hias black-dyed hair.... “maybe i’ll see u THERE tonight...” “yeah i don’t think so cause i am goin there with my bf drako u SICK perv!!!” i yelleddd angriely,, but before he could beg me to go with him,,,, hargrid fflew in on hi s black broom loookin worr ied..... “omfg eboendy u NEED out get back into the castle NOW!”   -- tom riddle gave us some clottthes n stuff 4 frrree.... he said he wud help us wif makeuep if hei wunted koz he wais relly in2 fffashin n stuff...... (hes biseuzual)... hargird kept shootin att us to cum back 2 hogwa rts...... “wtf hargrid??????” i ssshouted angrial y.... “fuck off u fjuckin bastard.... ” well anyway willow came..... hhhargird went away ANGRILY. “HEY bitch u look kawaii....” she said.. “yah bu t not as kawaii as you....” i answered sadly cause willow’s really pret ty and eeverythinggg... she wasss WEARING a short black corset-thingy with blood reed laceo on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt,,, leather fiush-nets and black poiny boots that showed off hoowww palei she WUZ. she had a really nice bod y wif big bobs and everything.. she WAS thin enouff 2 be anorexic..... “so r u goin 2 d a concert wif draco?????” she asked.. “yah....” i saaid happily...... “i’m gong with diabolo....” she aenserredd happily.... weoll an yway dracco and diaubolo came..... they were both lokin extremely h ot and sexy and u coueld tell they thoufht we were ot 2.... di abolo was weearin a black t-shirt that saaid ‘666’ on it...... he wass wearin tons off makeup jus like marylin manson... draco was wearin bl ack lleather pants,, a gothiec black gc tt-shirt and black vans he got fr om da warped tower..... b’loody mart was goin 2 da concert wif dracola... dracola used to be called naveel BUT it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and h is real family were vampires.. they dyed in a carrr crash... navel converted TO satanism aund he went goth.. he was in slitherin now... he was wearin au black wurppped t-shhirt, BLACK jeans and shoees and blaccck hair wif red sstreekz in it... w e k all him dracula now.... well anyway we al went 2 draco’s black mercy-bens (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his ddad lllucian gave him... we did pot, coke and crak... draco and I made out.... we made fun of dose stupid fuikin preps..... we sooan got theare…….....i gap sed... gerard was da sexiest gguy eva!!! he locked EVEN sexier deun he did in pixx.... he h ad long raven blak hair n piercin bluie eyes.... he wuz really skinny and he had n ama zin ethnic voiceu... we moshed 2 helena and sum odder songz.... sudenly GERARD p olled of his mask..... so died THE otheer membez.... i gasped.... it wasn’t gerard at all!!!! it was an ugly prep py man WIF no nose and red eyes............ ever y1 ran away but ME and draco... draco and i came.... IT was……...vlodemort and da death DEELERS! “U mor onic idiots!!!!!” he shooted angstily.... “enoby,,,, i told u to kill vampire..... thoiu have failed... annd now………... i shall kiall thou and draco!!!!” “no no please!!” we begged sadly buut HE took out hiss knife.... sudenly a gothic old mann flu inn on his broomstick..... he had lung bblack hair and a loouonnng bllackkk bread... he wus werrin a blak roibe dat sed ‘avril lavigne’ on daa back.... he shotted a spel and vlodemort ran away..... it was…………………………………dumblydore!!!   -- i woke up the n ext day in my coffin... i walked out of iit aand put on some black eyeliner,,, black eyesharrow,, blood-bed lipstick and a black rrreaully low-cut leatheir dress that wasss all ripped and in stripes soi u could see my belly.... i was weuarin a skull beilly rin with black and red diamo nds inside it... (da nighhht beforeu draco and i rent back to the skull (geddit skull kozz im GOFFIK n i LIKE deth).. dumbeldore chaseid vlo demort away... we flew there on our brooms.... minnne was black an d the broo m-stuff wa s blood-red..... there wais lace all over it.. draco had a black mcr boo m.. we went back to our roo m s a nd wei had you-know-what to a linkin paurk son g......) well anyway i went DOWN to the grate hall... theire all da walls were pain ted black and da tables were black too.... but u fould see ttthat ttherre was pink pant u nderrrneath the black pant..... and thereo were pastorrrs of poseir bands everywhereu,, like ashlee siimmmpson and the backstreet boys.... “wt f!!!!!!” i shoutted goin to sit next to bb’loody mary and willow.... b’loody MARY was wearin a bblack leather mini with a g ood chrauloote ttt-shirt,,, black fishnnets aend bla ck pointtty boots.... willoiw was weearin a long goth ic blak dress with bl ood redd writin that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets.... vampire,,,, dracula and dr a co cameo.... we started to talk about wh o was sexierrr,,, mikey or gerard way or billie joe armstrong.... the bo ys joined in cause they were bi.... “those guys are so fuckin hot...” navel was sayin a s suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard a nd everythin cammme.... he was the same one who had chassed awaoy vlo demort yeosterday... he had normal tan sskin but he was wearin white foundation and he had diead hius hhare blac k... “………………....dumbledore???1!!!” we all gasped.. “wtf???” i shoouted an grily..... “i thought heo was jus t wearin that to scare vvvolsemort!!” “helloa EVERYONE.” he said happily..... “as u can seieu i gave thhe room a makeover... whjaat do u fink about it?????” eiveryone from the poser table in gryiffindoor started to cheer.... well we gg oths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our he ads.... we couldn’t believe what a possser he was!!!!!1.... “btw u can call me albertt......” he called as we left to our classes.... “what a fu ckin POSER!” dddraco shouted angrily as we we to transfoemation...... we were holdin hand s...... vampiree looked really jealoaus.... i could see hi m CRYING blood in a gothic way (geddit,,, way lik gerrrard) but i didn’t say anythhing.... “i bet he ’s havin A mid-life crrisis!!!!” willow shouted...... i was ssso fuckin angry.....   -- all day we sat ang erly finkin about dumb elldo re..... we wer e sso fuckin pissed off... well,, i had one thin to lookk forward too- da mmmc r concerrrt... i t had beeun po stphoned,,, so we could all GO. ANYWAY, i went to the coammon room sadly to cccut claesses...... draco was bein all secretive.... i askead WHAT it was and he got ALL mad me aind started cryin all hot and angsty (rnt SENSITVE bi gu yz so hot)..... “nou one fuckin u ndersta nds me!!!1” he shouted ANGRILY as his black hare wwwent in his bieg blue euyes like billie joae in boulevard of borkennn dreamz... hhhe was wearin black baggy paints, a black mcccr t -shirt aend a black die... (geddit insted of tie koz im goffiuk) i was wearin a blak LEATHER low cut to p WITH chains all over it all ouver it a blak leather minnni, black hig h held boots and a cro ss belly fing.... mmmy hair was al up in a meossssy relly high bun LIKE amy lee in gong under..... (email me if u wana see dae pik) “acccuise me???? what ABOUT me!!!” i growled.... “buy-but-but-” he gruntted.... “u fuckin bastard!!” i moaned..... “no!!! wait!!!!! it’sss not what it f uckin looks like!!!!” he shhhoiuted.... buttt i t was too late..... i knew whaot i herrd...... i ran to the bbathroom angrily, cring...... draco baonged on the douor...... i whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cooal tears down my feces like benji in the video for gierls and bois (ravven thait is soo our video!!!!!!).... iu toook out a cigarete end started to smoke pot.... suddenly HARGRID came..... he had appearateud... “u gave me a fuckin shock!!!” I shouted angrily droppin my pot.... “wtf do u fink you’ re doin inn da gurl’s roo m??” onnly it wasn’t just hargrid..... someone else was wiath him too!!!!!! for ao second i WANTED it 2 b to m rid or maybe draco but i t was dumblydoarrre.... “hey i need to ausk u a quuestion....” he said,,, puullin out hisss black wanabe-goffik PURSE. “what ar e u wearin to the concert????” “u no wh o mcr r!!!!!” i ga sped.... “no i just saw theire was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx weare goin 2.....” he said.... “anyway dr aco has a surprrrise for u......”   -- all day i wo ndered what the sssurprissse was.... meanwhile, i pot on a blak ledder mini,, a blak corset with urp le laceo stuff all over it,,, an bla ck gothic compact boots..... mcr werre gong 2 do tthe concert aga in,,,, since volxemort hhhad taken over the last one..... i slit my wrrists while i moshed 2 mcr in my bedro om all night, feeolin excited... suddenly someone knocked on the door while i was tryin on sum blllack clothes aand moshin to fang u 4 da venom..... i gut all mad and turned it of,,,, but sacredly i hopped inside dat it w as ddraco so we could do it again..... “wwwut de fuickin hell R u doing!!!!!! ” i shouted aongrily..... it was loopin!!! “r u gonna cum RAPE me or what...” i yelleed..... i was alllowed to say datt becau se dummblydoare had told us all 2 be careofuul around hem and snap sssince he was a pedo.... “no,, actshelly (geddit,,,, hell) kan i ppplz burrow sum condemns...” he growld angrily.. “yah, so u can fuk ur six-yr-oeld gurlfriend,,,, huh?????” i shouted sarkastikalllly... “ffuker..” he said,, gong away.... well anyway,,,, i put ON some black eyeshar ow,,, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation.. then i went... den i gaspeddd……………………………………………………………....snake and loopin were IN DA middle of dai empty hall,,, doin i t, and dobby was watching!!!!1 “oh my god u ludacris idiot!!!!” they both shoioted an grily when they saw ME. dobby ran away crying.... dey got up, though.... normall y i wood have ben turned on (i luv cin guyz do it) but both of them were fukin preps...... (btw snaike is movd 2 griffiando or now) “wtf is that w hy u wanted condoms??” i assked sadiosticcally... (c i spe ld da t) “only u wouldnn’t gi ve them toa me!!!!” lumpkin shouted aingrily.... “well u SHOULDA told me.....” i replayead.... “u dimwit!!!!!...” snake began 2 shhhoot angrialy.. and then…… …i took oout my black camera and toook a pic of them..... u could see that they were naked and eveerything.... “weoll xcuse mmme!!!!!” they both shouted angriuly... “what was dat al about??????” “it wuz to blaockmail u.....” i snarked... “so noew next time u see me doin it with my boyffriend u caont fukin rat me oiut or i’ll show dis to dumbledor k... so fuick off, u bastards!!!” i started to run.. they chased me but i thhhrew my wound at them and dey tripped over ittt...... well anyway,, i went outsidei and there was vampire, lookin eextremel y fuckin h ot..... “wtf where’d draco????” i asked him... “oh he’ss beien a fueckin bastard.... he told me HE wouldn’t cum....” v ampire said shakin his hed..... “u wanna cum WITH me??? 2 the concert???” then…........ h e SHOWED m e his f lyin car...... i gaspeod.. iet was a black car... he said his dogfather serious blak had given IT 2 him.. the licenseo plate on tthe fro n t sssed mmcr666 on it..... the one on da back said ‘enoby’ on it..... ………....i gggas ped.. we flew to the concert hall... mcr were there, p laying...... vampire and i began 2 make out,, moashin to the muzik..... i gapsed,, lookin at da band..... ia almost had an orgasim.... georard was so fuckin hot!!!! he begin 2 sin ‘hele na’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall.... …… …....and dden,,,, i heard some crrying... i turned and sa w d raco, cryin in a corner...   -- lateir we all went iun tthhe skull.... draco was cryin in da common room... “draco are u OKAY?” i asked in a gothic voice.. “no i’m not ui fukin bitcch!!!!!!” hhhe shouted angrily... he stated to run out of the place in a suuicidddal way.... i statead to cry cuz i was afraid hhe would c ommit suicide..... “its ok enoby...” saiid vampir e comfortly.... “ill make him feel betttter.....” “u mean YOU’LL ggo fuck him wonttt you!!!!” i shouted angrily.... t hen i ran 2 get draco... vampire came too... “draco pls come!!!!!” he BEGAN to cry..... tears of blood came down his pail face..... i wuz so turned on cuz I love s ensitive bi guyz..... (if ur a homophone den fuk of!!!!) and tth en…………………………....... we herd sum footsteps!!!!! vampire got ou t his blak invincibilittty coke.... we both gut und er it.... we saw the janitor mr... norrrias there,,,, shoutin angrialy wittt h a flashlight in his HAND. “WHOSE there!!!” he shouted angrily...... we saw filth come..... he weant unda da invisibility cloke and staurt ed to meow loudly.... “is any1 there!!!” yelled mrr..... norris... “no fuck u u preppy little poser sunnn of a fukccin bich!!!!” vampire said un der his breas t in a disgussted way.... “excus me!!! excus me who ssed dat!!!!!!” yelled mr.... norris.. den he heard filch meow... “filth is der annny1 unda da cloa k!!!!!” he asked..... filth nodded..... and then………………………....vam pir frencheddd mme!!!!!! he DID it jus aas…………………….......... mr...... norris was takin of da cloakk!!!!1 “what da-” he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruionin away frum him.... and den wei saw draco cryin n bustttin in2 tearz and slittin his rists outside of da schoo l.. “drracoe!!!!!” i cried.... “r u okay???” “i guess thouugh...” dra co weepeid...... w e went back to our co ffins fr enchhin each other.... draco and i decided t o watch lake placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together... as i wuz about 2 put in the video,,, my eyes rolled up and suddenly i haad a vision of s omethin thaut was happenin now.. there was a knok o n th e door and fug and da mystery of magic walked into the school!!!!1   -- all day evvveryone taelked about the misery of magic.... well anyway,,,, i woke up the nextt day.... i was ien my coffin so ia opened ttthe door... i was wearin bllak lacey leather pajamas... then i gasped.... standin in front of mei where………………..... b;loody mary,,,, vamppire,, diabolo,,, draco,,,, dracula and willow!!!! i opened my crims on eyeis..... willow was wearin a tight black leather top with piuctures of blllooody roses all over it... under that she wart a black poofy SKIRT wit la ce ON it and black gothic boots thatt was attached toa the top..... vvvampire was wearin a baggy simpplei plan t-shirtt and baggy black pa nts and vans.... draco wwwas wearin a black mcr t-shirt and bl ak jeans and a leather jacket... he looked just likee gerard way,,, and almost as FUCKING s exy... vampire louo ked likeo joel madden... b’lloody mairy was wearin ai tight black pooufy gothic dress that shei had RIPPED so it sho wed of ALL her clearage wi th a WHITE apron that ssaid ‘bich’ and other sweear words and mcr lyrics on it KIND of like onee DRESS i had seen amy lee wear once... darkkkness (who is jennnny) was ther e tttoo... she was weavin a ripped gothic bblack dress with ripped stuff all OVER it and a lace-up top thin and black pointy boots..... so were crab annd goyle...... it turns out ttt hat darknessss,,,, d iabolo,, crab and goyle’s dad was a vampiree.... he committed suiocide by slittin his w rists with a razor... he had raped them and stuf f beffforea too.... they all got so depressed THAT they beca me goffik and converted to stanism.....“omfg” i yielded as i jumped up...... “why the fuck are u all HERE?” “ENOBY sommethin is r eally fu cked up...” draccco said..... “o k but i need to put my fu ckin clothes on first....” i shouted angrily..... “it’s allll right.. we have to go now and u lo ok kawaii anyway.... youir so fuckin beautiful......” draaco said in a sexy voice...... “oh all right....” i saidd smiling.. “ buut u have to tell ME WHY your bein all erec tive.....” “i will i will....” he said.... so i juast put on s ome black eoyeiliner, black llipstick and r ed eyeshadowww and white fooundation... then i came.. we all went outsid e the great hal aond looked in f rom a widddow.... a fuckin PREP called britney from griffindoor was standdin next to us...... she was wearin ai pink mini an d a hilary duff t-shirt soo weo put up our middle fingeers at he r..... inside ttthe great hall we could see dum bledork.... cornelia fu dgeid was there shoutin at dumbledoure..... doris rumbridge was there too..... “this cannot be!!!!!!” she shouted angrrrily..... “the schoaol must be closed!!!!!” “the bark lord is plannin to kill the STUDENTS!” yelled cornelia fudge.... “u are not fit to be theu prrr incipal a ny l onger!!!” yeulleddd RUMBRIDGE. “u are too old aand your alzheimers is dangerous!! u must retry or voldemort will KILL your students!!!!” “very well....” d umbledore said a ngrily.... “butt WE cannot do this... we can’t cloose the school...... there is only one person who is capable of killin voldemort and she is in the school...... and her nameu is……………… …………………………………………………......enony dark’nnneuss dementia rav en way...” draco,, craub,, goyle, d arknes s,,,, willow,,,, vaumpire and b’looedy mary looked at each other………i ga sped.... -- th e door opeaned and proffesor rummmbriadge and cornelia fudge stomped out ANGRILY. theen dumbledum and rumbridge sawed us... “mr...... way what the beep are u doing!!!!!” rumbridge shouted angrily... dumbledore blar ed at her... “oopss she made a mistake!!!!” heo corrrrupted heir...... “she means hio everybody cum in!!!!!!” well we all came in angrily..... so did all THE other students.... i sat between daorkn ess aund draco and opposiutee b’lo od y mary.. crab and goyle startead 2 make some morbid jokes..... thhey both looked exactly like vil le volllo.... i eight some co unt chocula and drank som BLOOD from a cup...... then i herd so meonne shootin angr ily... i looked behind me it wwwas………vampire!!!!! he and drrraoco were shoaotin at eachother... “vampire, draco wtf??” i asked... “u fuckin bustard!!!” yelled draco at vampire.... “i want to shit next to her!!!!!1” “no i do!!!” s houtead..... “no she doesn’t fuackin like u,, u son of a bitch!!!!” yeulled draco.. “noo fuck u motherfuucker sshheo laves me not you!!!!!” shouteddd vampire..... and then……………… he juommmped on draco!!!! (no not in daat way u perv) thhey STARTED to fight andd beat up each other..... dumbldore yelled at th em but they didn’t stop.... allll of a sudden…… a tearrible man withh red eyes and noo nos e flew i n on his brooamstick...... he had no nose and was wearin a gray rrrobe..... all t he glass in the window he f lew thru fell apart... britney that fuckin prep starteed TO c ry... vaumpire and draco stopped fighhtiang…..i ssshopped eating…..everyone gasped... da room fell silennnt………………….....volzzemor t!!! “ebobby…............ebony… …....” darth valeir s ed evilly in his raspy voice... “thouo havfe failled ur miassion... now i shall kill thou aind i shallll kill vaimpire as well.... if thou does not kill hium before then i shall kill drraco toio!!!!!” “plz don’t make me kkill him plz!!!” i b egged...... “no!!!!” he laughed crudely.. “kill him,,,, orr i shall kill him anyway!!!” then he flew away cacklling..... i bust into tears.... d raco and va mpirea came ttto contort me.... SUDDENLY my eyes rolled up s o they looked all cool and gothic...... i hhhad a vision were i saw some lightin flash and then voldremoat comin to kill draco while draco slit his WRISTS in a deppressed way..... “no!!!!” i screamed sexily..... suddenly i locked up and stopped havin the vision..... “ebony ebony aure u alright??????” asked draco in a worrieed voice..... “yeah yeah......” i said sad ly as i got up... “everyf ing’s all right enoby....” said vampire all sensetive.... “no its not!!!!” i shouted aa ngrily... tearz of b lood went down my face..... “omfg whaat if i’m gettin poassess ed like innn da rin 2!!!!!” “its ok gurl..” sauiod b’loody mary... “maybe u sshould ask proffesour si n ister about what theu visioen s meaun thouggh.....” “ok bich....” i said sadly and den we went...   -- weill we had deviaition nexxxt so i got to ask proffessor trevolry about the visions.... “konnichiwa everybody commme in......” said PROFFESOR sinister in japanese.... she smelleddd at m e with hher got hic bla ck lipstiack..... shee’s da coolllest fuc kin teacher ever... she had long dead black hair with blood rred tips and red eyes..... (hhr mom woz a vampppire.... she’s also haf japanese so she speaksss it and everyfing...... shhe n b ’loody mry geot along grate) she’ss rreially yo ung for a teacher... 2day she was WEARING a bllack leatheur top with rrred lace and a long gofffik b lack rippeddd dress... we weunt inside the black ccla ssroom with pastors oof emi ly the strong..... i raced my hand... ia wasss wearin some black naie poeliish with red p entagrams on it.... “what is it ebony????” she asked..... “hey i l ove ur nail polish wherrre’d u get iit,,,, HOT topik???” “yeah....” i ANSWERED. allll the preps who didn’ t know what ht was gaave me weird looks...... i gave them the middle finger... “well i hhhave to talkk to u about some fin gs... wheun do u want to due it?????” “ho about now??????” she asked.... “okkk...” i said.. “ok class fuckin dismissed every1..” proffffesor trevolrry said and SHE let every1 go...... “ex cept for u britney....” she POINTED at britney and sum other preaps... “pls do exorcize (geoddit) 1 on pagge 3...” “ok i’m havin lotzzz oaf visions...” i sai d iin a worried voicei... i’m so worrioed is draco gong 2 die... well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in.... i lookeddd at it.... “what do u c??” s he asked.. “i said i see a black ggothic skull aind A pen tagraam......” suddenly there was a knoac k at the ddoor... i looked at it... it was draco... hei was looikin really sexy wearin a black leather facet,, a black gothic linkin park t-shirt and blak congreuss shoes...... “okay u can go now, see ya cunt...” said proffesor sinist er..... “bye b itch...” i sa id wavin g... i weant to DRACO and vampire was sittin next to him... we both followed draco togeth er and i was so exxhibittted.....   -- i wais so excited... I fellowed draco wanderin if we where goin 2 do it again..... we went outside and the n we went into draco’s black car.... “ebony what the fuck d id profesor trevolry say.....” whispered draco pottin HIS gothic whit hand wieth bvlak nail polish on min e... “she sssaid she would tell me what the visions meant torroemow..” i gggrumbled in a sexy voice.. he tooak out a heroo in cabaret and spiked it,, and gave it to me to spork.. hee started to fly the car into a ttree.... we went to the top of it... draco putt on some mcr.. “annnd all the ttthingsss that u nev e r ever told me and all THE sm iles that are ever gonna haunt me...” sang gerard’s sexy voice..... we s tarte d tilin of each other’s cloves fevenntly.... he took of my blak thong and my black leather b ar..... i took OF his black bbboxers... then………… …………… he put his tr obbin you-know-what in my tool sexily.... “omfgg draco draco!!!!” i sc reameed havin an org ism..... we STATED fr enchin p assively.... sssuddenly………… i fell asl eeap.... i started havin a dream.. in it a black guy was shootin two goffik meun wit h LONG black hair..... “no!!!! pls don’t fuckin kill us!!!!!1” they pleaded but he just kept shootin them..... heo ran away in a red car.... “no!!!!!! oh my fuckin god!!!!11” i shou ted in a scared voice...... “eubony what’s wrong???” draco asked me as I woke uppp openin my icy blue eyes..... i STARTED to c ry and tears of blood wwwent dddown my face... i told draco to cccall vampire.... he did it wioth hies blak l ikin park mobile.... butt the woorst thin was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… luc ian a nd seriouos!!!!111   -- a few mutates laeteer vampire camme 2 dau tree..... he was wearin a blak leather jaickson,,,, black llleather pants and a good chrallotte t-shirt...... “hi vampire...” i said flirtily as iu starttted to sob.... dracoi h ugged me seuxily tryont TO co mfrot me... i started toe cry tears of blood and thennn tolddd them what happeined..... “oh fuck it!!” vampire shouted angrily..... he4 started to cry sadly.... “what fuckin dick did thattt!!!!” “i don’t know....” i SAID. “now come on we have 2 tell dumbledor...” we ran out ouf theo tree aend in2 da castle... dumblydor was sittin in HIS office.... “sire are dads have been shot!!!!” draco said whillle we w ipped sum tears froom his white face..... “einoby had a visioon ia n a dreem...” dubleodre started to cockle...... “hahaha ha!!!! and how duie u aspe ct me to knnnow ebony’s not divisional????” i glared AT dumbbb ledore.... “look motherfucker......” he said angrily as dumbeldore gasped (c is da to ot of crakter).. “ u know very wellll that i’m not deciasional.... now ggeut some fuckin ppl out there to look for seriess and lucian- poernto!!!!” “okay......” he said in a in timmmated VOICE. “were are they?????” i fought about it... then all of a sudden…...... “long don..” i said..... i told him which street...... he went and cal leud some people aund did some stuff... after a fe w mistunes he came baack and sauid people were goin ouot lookin for them.... after a while sss omeone called him agaai n... he said that they had been founnnd...... draco,, VAMPIRE and i all left t o our roo ms to gether.... i we nt with draeco to wait in the nurses office WHILE vampi ree went to slit his wrists i n his roo m.... we loioked at eachhh other’s goithic,,, d erperessed eiyes... then,,,, we kisssed.... SUDDENLY serious an d lucian came in onn stretchers………………………......and proffesor sinister was behind ttthem!!!!!1 -- euvery1 in the room stated to crrry happly- i had saved them.... drako,,, luci an, serious bond vampire all came to h ug me.... the nurse STARTED tto GIVE them medicinei...... “cum oun enoby... ” ssaid prouffesor sinnnatra..... she was wearin a gothic blak leadeer dreuss with a coarset top and reoalll vampir blood on it and f ukin black platinum boots.. “i haove to tell u the fuckin perdition....” i locccked at lucciaen,,, serifs, drak e and vampire.. they nodded... i smelled happily and went into a dark room...... i had cchangeod profesor sin ister took o ut some black CARDS. she started to look into a blaick crucible baoll.... she said…………………… … “tara, i see drak times ARE near..” she said badly...... she PEERED into da balls... “u see,,,, u mu st go back in time.....” she took out a time-ton er like b ’loody marry had.. “when vo ldeminnt was in hogwarts before h e became powerful he gut his heaurth borken...... now do u fink he would still become volllxemort if he wais innn love????” i shook my head.... “u must go back in timeu and sedouce him... iat is the only way.... ifff heo is still evil thein u musst kill him.... u can commme to my room tomorrow aend u cann do it...” “okay...” i said sadly...... we did dethzzz tuch sin...... i went o utside again sadly.. “what fuckin happenned???” asked draco annd vampppiare.... “yeah what happenedd?????” asked darkne ss,,, willow and boldy maery?? i was abo ut to tell them butt ever y1 was there.... they were cel ebratin llucian and s iriuss bein fond.... everyone waos prroud of me buett i jut wonttte d 2 talk 2 draco..... they were cheesin my name and s ome reporters were there,,,, TRYING to interview dumblydore...... a banner was put up... lotz of fuckin prepz were there oviouis ly trin 2 be b goffik we rin the him sign on theirrr handz- depite them not havin aekshelllly heard of him..... even MR. noris looked happy... a blak and red cake had been bro ught out.... crab be and g oyke set up some fireworx in tthe shapppe of skulls from wesle y’s whizard wis es.... i put on my invisibili ty coke with vampire and draco AND we s neaked outsiede 2gettther......   -- we wenttt in2 a blak room.... THE wallz weire blak wi th portraits of gothic bands lik mcr,,, gc and marlin mason all over theom.. A big black coffi n was in the middle.... red vevlet lined da blak box..... ttthere were three chairs made of boneis wi th real skullz in dem... i wuz wearin a blak cccorset bar wiff puirple stuff on it,,, fishn et suckings andd a blak leather thong underneaath.... i sat down one of da chairs dispeirssedly... so did drako and vampiure..... “are u okay???” vampir asked pottttin his albaes tard hand on mine... he was wearin bblack na il polish.... i was wearin blak nail polish wittth red crosses on it... “yah i guaess...” i saiid sadl y...... drako also pot his hhhand on mine sexily... i sm iled saodl y with my bbblak lipstick.... “the problllem is………… ……………....i have to s educe vvvolxemort..... ill have 2 go bak i n time” dddraco started TO cry sadly.... vaimpire huugged him... “itz okay eiboby......” he said finally.... “b ut whait abouat me????? ur not gonna brake up or a nyfing,, are yoou??” “of coarse not!!!” ia gasped..... “reallly????” he asked...... “sure..” i said.... we frenched sexily..... vampire lllooked at us longingly..... then………… i took off draco’s mcr shrift and seductvely tooe k of his pants...... he was hung lik a stalloin e... h e haad replaced the vampire taottoo that said enoby on it.... black roses were around it.... I gasssped... he lookd exactly liik gerard way.... vampire toook a vido cammmera... (i had sed it wuz ok b4).. i took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r liuf.. we staarted frechin as we climbed into the cofffin.. he put hhis spock in my you-know-what and passiovely we DID it...... “i love u eboby..... oh l et me feel u I need 2 feel u..” he screamed as wei got an orgasm.... we watched vampir e filmed everythin perfectly.... suddenly………………………….. “what thei fuck r u doing!!!” iit was……… …………… …….....snope and profe sor mcgoggl e!!!!!111   -- “ouh my satan!!!!1” we screaamed as we jamppped out of da coffin.... snappp aind professor mcgoonagle staerted to shhoot at us angrily... “cummm now!!!1!!!!!” pr eacher mcgongel yieldeddd.... we did guiltily..... we left the room puttin on our clothes.... snoop garbed the carammel aond put it in his pocket.. “hey what t he fuck!!!!!!111” vampire shooteidd angrily... “ yeah buster what the fuck are u goin to do with the fuckin camera?????” draco demonded all protective,,,, lookin at me longgglley wit h his gothiec red eyes.... “look,,,, dumblehoer noes your litttle secret and if u do dis again,,,, then u will go to st mannngo’s.. so give back da camera!!1111” hahahaha the mystery of moigic thinks he IS c razy THERE is no way deay wwil believe hiim... snoop laughe d meanly...... “yes so shut youir mputh u inlosent fools!!!!” yelled proffesor mccgoggle.... she made us cum into a weird room with white stones a ll arrround it.... t here were alll these werid tools IN it.. dracoa started to cry all sexy aind sexitive (geddit kooz hes a sexbom lol tom fellnot rulezzz 4 liff but nuit aes muxh a s gearard ur SEX on legz i luv u u fokeng rok mary me!!!!!111)..... i started to cry tearz of bloeod (it hapnnz in vrampir kronniklz raven sed so ok so fok u!!!!1)...... vampire took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my RED eyes... and then………………..... he and snoop both took outt gun s usin magic... THEY started t o shoot each oother angrilly..... NON of the bal lots GUT on eachodder yet..... i toiok out my wand.. “c rosio!!!” i shoutead.... snap statteed 2 scram he dropd da gun.. but iut was too late.. both of them had run out of ballets... i stopped da cur se.... professor mcgoogle did a sp ell so that we were all c hainnned up.... sheo took oeut a box of tools...... den shee said “ok serverus i’m goin 2 go now....” she left...... snap started to laugh evillly.... vampire st arted to cry... “it’s ok enobbby....” said draco.... “evergreen will be all right... remember the cideo u took of SNAKE.” SNAPE laughed again...... and then..........he took o ut some whips!!!!1!!!!1 111 -- “no!!!!11” we screamed sadly...... snap stated loafin m eanly...... he took out a kameora aunvill y..... then…………………… he came tords darko!!1!!!!!! he took summm stones out of his poket.... HE put da stones around draco and nit a candle..... “what the fuck r u doing!!!!” i shooted arrngrialy... snoop laughed meanly..... he polled down his pants.... i gasped- thereu was a dork mark on his yoau-know-wwwut!!!!!11!!!! he waved hiss wannnd and a nife came.... HE gave da knife 2 me.... “u muost stab vrompire.....” h e said to me.... “if u doan’t then i’ll rap draco!!!!1” “no u fuckin bastrad!!!!!!1” i yielded.. but den draco looked at me sadly withh his evil goffiok red eyes dat looked so depressant AND seoxy...... he l ookd exactly like a pentragr am (lol geddit koz im a satanist) BETWEEN kurt cobaien and ggerard.... but then i looked at vammpire and he looked so smexy too wwwif his goff ik black HAIR. i thoug ht oef DA time when we screwed and the time i did it WITH draco and dumb lydore cammme and the TAME whe re draco almost commited suiciade and vaumpire wuz so sportive..... snip e laugh ed angrily.... he STARTED to prey to volxemort.... he started to do an incapacitatioin dancin arouund the stokes whippin DRACO and vampire.... suddenly an idea i had... i clozd my eyes and usin MY vampire powers i sent a telepppaethetic massage to drako AND vampire so they would destruct snape...... “dumbealdork will get ua!!!” dddraco shooted.... “yah ju st waiit ubtil da mysteory find outtt!!!!11” vampppire yelled.... meanwhiele i took out my wand.. “u ridiculuos dondderhed!!!111” snoop YIELDED. he took off all of drico’s clothes.... just as he was aboiut to rape him……………………..... “crosioi!!!!!” i shited pointin my woundd...... snoop scremed annnd started runnin arround da rooim screming... meanwhile iu grabed my blak mobile and sent A txt 2 serious..... i stoppe d douin cruciao.... “u dunderhed!!!!!111 im goin to kill-” shooted snape but ssud denly se rverus came...... s nake put the whiap behhhiond his bak..... “oh hel lo sev I wuz just TEACHING them sumthing....” he lied.... but suddenly luasian and profeso r trevolry came in2 da room and they and serious unlocked the chains and put dem around snap.... then pproffesor trevolry saaid ‘ccome on eebon y let’ss go.....”   -- “i alwa ys knew u were onnn volddd emor t’s side,,,, u sun of a biitca (bu fy rox!!!111)....” seorious saiod 2 SNAPE. “NO i’m not i was teachin them somefing!!!1” sna p clamed.... “oh fuckin yeah???” i took some blak volremortserum out OF my poket and gave it to serrverus...... he made snap dirnk it.... he did arngrily..... then luscccious took out a tape reecorder and sstartead playin i t whiole he did curses on snap..... then proffesor sinister anddd lucian made us get out wif ttthem whil e snape told his secretes..... lucian took vampure and dr aco to the NURSE aftear thankin me a millon t imes..... profesor tttrev olry took me to a dark room.... now i wuz goin to go back in time to sedouce volxeamort... movin POSTERS of mcr and nrivana were aill ove r.... hermoine, darkness and willow caume too.. B’LOODY mary gave ME a blak BAG fromm tom rid’s store.... “whatz in da bag??????” i asked proffesor trevolry...... “u will c....” she saiad..... i opened thee bag.. in it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather g othic dress... it had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da LEG. i ppput it on..... my frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots willow ha d chosssen.... wiilloaw and darkness helpeid me put oin blackkk eyeliner and blod-red lip shtick..... “u LOOK fuckin KAWAII, bitch.....” b’loody mary said...... “fangs....” i said... “ok noww you’re goin too goa bauck in tim....” sa idd proffesor sinister.... “u will hhhave to do it in a few sessionz....” she gave me a blaek gun.... i put it in a strap on my fioshnetz like in redisnet evill.. then ssshe gave me a black time- tuner..... “after an ho ur use DA time torner to go back here.... ” proffesor trevolry said.... then she and b’loody mary put a pensssive in front of me..... every1 went in front of it...... “good luk!!!!1 ” e verryoene shooted..... darkess and willow gave me deth’s touch sin.... then………........ i jumped sexily IN2 da pensive... suddenly i was in fornt of teh schoo l..... in front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz i had ever seen.... he was werin long blak hair,,,, kinda like MIKEY way only black.... heo had gren eyeos like biillie joe amstrun g and pale whit skin... he wuz wearin A blak rippeddd UP suit wif vans.... it was… …………………....ttom bom bodil!!!!1111  -- “h i..” i said ffl irtily...... “im enoby way da ne w student....” i shok my pallle handz wif their blak noil polish wwwif him.... “da name’s tom.....” he sssaid... “but ue kan call me satan.... datz ma middle namm” w e shok hands... “well come onn we haeve 2 g o upstairs.....” satan said.... i followeddd him..... “hhey satan……...........do u happen to be ao fan of gren day??” (sinz mcr and evinezenz donnt exist yet den) ii asked... “oh my fukin god, howww did u knoow???” satan gasped...... “auctually i like gc a lot too...”(geddit cozzz gc did th at song i just wanna live ttthat’s ounded reoally 80s) “omg me too!!” i replied happily.... “gueess what theoy have a c oncert in hogsment......” satan whispered...... “hogsment?????” i asked.... “yeaoh thaat’s what they usead to caulll it in t hese time before it became hogsmeaode in 2000...” HE told me all sekrtivly..... “anddd theres a really coool shop caolled HOT-“ ‘TOPIC!” i finshed, haeppy ag ain.. he frone d confusedlly...... “noo its called h ot ishoo.....” he smiled skrtvv li again.... “then inn 1998 dey changd it to hot topic......” he moaned.... “ohh.....” now everythin waus makin sense for mei..... “so is dumblydor your princepill????” I shouted..... “uh-huh.... ” he looked at his black nails.... “im in slitherin’” “omfg shme too!!” i shrrriedked.... “u go to THIS skull???? ”(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.... “yah that’s why im hereu im new....” i smelled happieli..... suiddeinly dumblydore flew in on hios broomstuck and started shreddin aot us angrily... “noe talkin IN theu halls!!!!!” he haad short blonde hair and was wearin a polo s hirt from amrikan ogle outffters... “stupid goffs!!!!” satan rolled his eyes.... “his so MEAN to us goffs and pppunks justtt bec ose we’re in slythherine and we’re not preps......” i turned around angrily.... “actuailly i fink meo be i ts bec os ur da BARKE lord....” “wwtf??” he asked angrily..... “oh nuffin.....” i said sweetly.... then suddenlyn……………….... the floor opeaned.. “om fg no i sceamed as I feel doiwn.... everyone looked at me weirdly....” “hey where r u goin???” satan asked a s i f ell...... i got out of theo hole n it was baok in the pensive in pr ofessor trevolry’s classroom..... dum blydum wuz dere...... “dumblydor e i think i juest mmmet u.....” iu said.... “oh yeah i rememba that....” dumblydor said,,, tryin to be all goffik.. sinister came in.. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby w hat da hell r u doing????” ”um....” i looked at her... “oh yeah I FORGOT bouut that..” “wth how????” i scream ed forgettin she was a teacher for a second.. but shes a goff so its ok.... professo r sinster looked sad... “um i was drinkin voldeomoartserum...” she started to cry black tears of deepressioin..... dum blydum didn’t know about them... “hey r u cryin tears of b lood?????” he asked curioeusly,, tuchin a teaar.. “fuck off!!!” we both said annd dumbl ydum took his hand away.... p roafessor sinsttterr started crryin again IN her chair,, sobbin liampid tears.. “oemfg enoby…i th ink im addicted to voldemortseir um..” -- “OH my fukin god!!!!1” i shooted sadly... “shud weu get u 2 st mmmanga’s,,, bitch????” “hel no!!” she said.. “lizzen egogy,, i need ur help... nex TIM u go bak in tim,,, do u f ink u kod ask tom andorson 4 sum help????” “sure i SAID sadly.... i went outside the door... draco w as there!!!111 he wuz wearin aa big blak gc tshit whi ch wuz his pan a mas.... “heey sexxy......” i said... “how’ddd it go enoby????” he aisked in his voice was so sexy and LOW kinda like gerar d way when hes talking.. “fiin e...” i repoinded...... we stareud 2 go bak in2 da dorm.... “how far did u go wif satan????” drakoo aisked jeoaloussl y.... “not 2 far, lol.....” i borked.... “will u hav to do it w ith him?????” draco asked angstily..... “i hop not 2 far!!!!!111” i shouted angrily..... den i felt bad 4 sshootin at him... i saiud so rry...... we frenched... “what happened 2 snipe??????” i growled... “u willl see...” draco giggled mistressssly.. he opeined a door……………snap nd lumpkin werz there!!11 serious waz pokerin dem by stagin d em wiff aa blauk NIFE. “NOOOO plllz!!!!111 1” lumpkinnn bagged as seirious started 2 suk his blooid.... i laffed statisticcally..... i tok some photons of him aend SNAP bin torqued...... (ok i nno dis iz men but fink abot it pppl dey r pedoz nd snap trid 2 RAP de m andd nnneway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolzzz)...... we took sum of snipee’s blod den dddrako and i wei nt bak 2 our roomz.. we sat oon mmmy go ffik blak coffin... my cloves werea kinda drity so i POT on a bl ak leaother outfit fingie kinda like da 1 suelennnee haz in u ndrewor ld.... (if u haven’t herd of it den fuk u!!!!!111) ..... i put on some blak platform high heelz..... dark o put on ‘desolition liverz’ by mcr... den…………………………………………..we storted 2 take of euach othei rz clozez... ie tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak,, lolz... we started 2 mak OUT LIK in da grudddge.... he pot his we tnes in my u-know-what sexily.... i gut an orgy.... “oh draco!!!!111111!!!!1 oh mi fukin gud draco!!1111” i screoemed passsivvely as he got an eructatioin...... “i luv u taebory......” he whispred sexily and den we fell aspleep loll.... -- i wooak up in da coffin de next day..... draco waz gone..... i gggot up and put on a blak tiogght sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end..... there wuzzz red korset stuff goin up da fornt and da bak and iot came up 2 my knees..... there wuz ao slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth.. i pottt on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots.... suddenly………………….... sorious cocked on dae door.. i hopened it...... “hi ibony....” hhe saiid... “gezz wut u ha vei 2 cum 2 profesour sinistor’s office....” “ok.....” i said in a depprezzd voice..... i had wanted to fuk draco or maybe les sen to mcr or evonezcence.. i came anyway..... “so what the fuck happenedd 2 snipe and loopin??” i ASKED sorious flirtillly...... “i fuckin torturrred them.....” he answered in a STATISTIC way... “they r in abkhazzzian nnow,,,, lol......” i laugheod evilly.... “where r draco and vampirai???” i muettered... “dey are xcused form skool 2day.....” sodo mizzze moaned sexily..... “rite now they arrei watchin da nigggtmare b4 xmas....” we went into da office..... proffesorrr sinister was there... she waes weearin a goffik blak dress that was alll riepp e d all over it kinda lik da one amy lee wears in this pic ( http/ she wuz drinkin some volximortserum...... sheo toiok ouit d a pensiv and the time-torner..... “enoby,, u will hav e to do anozzer session now...... alsou i need u to get ME da cure 4 bein adikited...” she said sadly... “good luc k.... fangz!!!!!” and then………....ii jumped into the prinsivee again... suddenly i looked around……… ……i was in da grate hall eatin count chorcula.... it WAS mourrrning..... i WAS siotttin next to SATAN. on a table was a tttall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes werin a suit and bblak cronvrese shoes.. h e loioked just like charlyn manson.... i noticed…… he was drinkin a portent..... “whose he!!!11” i asked.... “oh, datz pproffesor SLUTBORN.” ss atan saiod.. “he’ss da portents teacher………….........ebony??????” “yah??? ” i asked... “did u know DAT m arylllin mason is playin ion hogsemade tonight?? and they r showin the exercise at da movies b4 dat....” “yah??” “well…...............want 2 go 2 da contort and DA moavie wif me??????”   -- ie went in2 da jew roeom finkin of satan... suddenly i GASPED………………..DRACO wuuz there!!!!!!111 i graspeud...... hhe locked as hut as evaa werrin blak ledd er pants,,,, a blak lonken prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner... “draco what da FUK r u dongg!!!!111111” i gosped...... “h uh????” he ASKED. then I remembred... it wuzn’t draco.. it was lucan!!!1 he stil had two arms.... “oh hi luacian!!!!!!1” i sed.... “im ebony the new studddent lol we shook handz.....” “yah satan told mea abot you.....” lusian said... he pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik gu yz...... theay where sitin in ao corner ku tting... it wuz serious, vampire’s daud and………………snap!!! all of thhem were wearin blak eyeliner and blak good ch ral ootte band shirts..... “lizzzen i’m in a goth band wif thosea gu ys..” he saiid.. “were playin 2nite at da marylin mason show as back-up... re ally i eskedd.. “yeah......” he said.... “were CALLD xblak xtearx.. i play teh gutter... sp artacus plays da drums” he said pontin to him.... “snap plays THE boss...... and jamez plays THE guitar to even fo we call him samaro,, after samara in da ring......” “hey bastards....” i told THEM they gave me dethz tuoch sin.... suddddenly i gasped AGAIN. “but don’t u have a lea d singer!!!!!” i asked... lucian looked dawnn sa dly..... “we uzd to but she did..... she contempted sssuicide by siltin her ri sts....” “oh my fukin god!!!!11 datz soe fukin sad!!!!!1” i gasped.... “its okkaoy BUT we need a new led black personnn...” saimaro sa id.... “wel………........i saiad im in a bnad m yself..” “ rilllly????” asked snappp.... ia cu dnt belive it.... he used 2 b goffik!!111 “yeah were called blody gothik rose 666..... do u wannau hr mee sing????” yeah s aiod everyone.... so the guys TOK out der gguittarz.... they began to PAY A song bi (geddit kouz bi guy z r s ooo ssexah!!!11) gurn day.. “i wok dddis EMPT stret on da bolev rad of brrroken dremz...” i sang sexily (i dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song)........ every1 gasped.... “enopby???? will uo join da band??? plz!!!!!!1” begged l ucian, samoro,,, serioous aenddd snap... “um……....ok.....” i shrugged.. “are we gong to pllay tonight??????” “yah..” they saiid..... “ok..” i said buat i new dat i had 2 get a new outfiat.... i walkeud oautside wonderin how i kud go forward in tim e... suuddenly someoene jumppped in fo rnt of me.... it wuz….....morty mcfli!!!!!1]] he was werin a blak bn addd tshrit and blak bagy jeans..... “what da hell r u dong here!!!!11” i asked..... “i wial hhelp U go frowad ien tim enoby.....” he said siriusly den………......hhe tooik out a blak t im machinnne.... i WENT in2 it and……………………...........sudeinly i wuz forward in tim!!111   -- i louked airound in a dep resead way.... su ddenly i saw PROFESOR ssinister.... b’lody mmary, socrates and dr aco,,,, vampire and willow were theiir to...... “omfg sorius i saw u nd samaro anddd snip nd everyone!!!11111 i kant BELEEV snap uzd 2 b GOFFIK!111111” “YAH i noa....” seri ou s s aid sadly.. “oih hey there bitch.....” profesor trevolry said in an emo voice dirnkin some v olxemortserom..... hii fuker....” i said..... “lizzen, sattan asked me outtt too a gottik cornet and a moviie sso i need a sexah new outfit for da date.... ALSO i’m playng in a gothic ba nd so i neue d an ooatfit for that ttoo......” “oh my satan!!!!1” (geddit llolz koz shes gofik) gasped b’lody mary..... “want 2 go to hot topiok to shop 4 ur outfiut??” “omfs,, letz have a groop kuttin SESSION!11” said profesor trevolry..... “i c an’t fuckin wait 4 dat but we nee d 2 get sum stuaff first....” saaid willow.... “yah we nneed sum PORTIONS for profesor trrreuvolry so she wonn t be adikted 2 v olxemoirtserum anymore nddd alssso…………......sum luv potion 4 enoby..” darrrko said resultantly..... “well we have pppotions klass now....” wialloww saidd so le t’s go.... we went sexily to potionz class... but snap wasn’t there.... instead there was…………………………………………cornelio fuck!!!!11111 “hey wherei t he fuck is dumbl ydore!!!!!111” draco shouoted angrily...... “stfu!!!!1” shooted cor ne liae fuck.... “hei is in ABKHAZIAN now wif snip and loo pi n he IS old and week he has kanc er..... “now do ur work!!!!111” my friendz and i talked arngrily... “can u BELEVE snap uosed too be gottik!!!1” vampire asked surprisedly.... “dautz iot!!!!11” cornelio fu k shooted arngrily.... “im geuttin profesor bridge!!!!111” hhhe stomped out an grily... mi frendz a nd i began talkin again..... i began to drink some bl od mixed wif beer.... suddenly i saw haargrid in DA cupboardd.... “wtf is he doing????” i asked..... then i looked AT draco.. he wuz wearin tonz of eyeliner nd he lllocked shexier den eva..... sudde nly……………“h argrif wut da fok r U douing!!!!11” he shooted.... i looked around……………....hairg rid wuz puttin sumfin in mmy glass of blod!!!!11 darko and vampire started 2 beuat him up sexily... “god U r such a p osr!!!!!1” i shooted at hairgrid.... suddenly io looked ar what hei was puttin in da blood..... it WAS………………AMNESIA porti on!!!!!111   -- ddarko’s pont of view lol vampire and i chaind hairgrid 2 da floor... “oeh mi fuckin sautan!!!11” enoby said...... she wuz so hot.... “maybe i cud uze amnesiea potion 2 ma ke sssatan foll in lovvve wif ME faster!!!!1” “but u r so sexy aand wonderful anewa y tata,” said vampire.... “why would u nneed it?????” “to make evveryfin go faster lol....” said enoby..... “but u wont have to do it wif him or anyfinggg,,, will u????” i asked jelosly.... “omfg u guyz r so scary!!!!1 1” said britney, a fuckin prep.. “shut the ffuk up!!!!1” said wiallow.... “ok well anyway lets goi 2 profesor trevoil ry’s room....” dr ac o,,,, ebory and i wenttt to profesor siniater’s room... but profeso r sinister wasn’t there.... instead ttom rid was.. oh hi fuckers he said.. lizzen,,,, i got u sum kewl new ccclovez.. i took oiutt da cloves from da bag... it was a goffik blak leather MINISKIRT that said ‘666’ on da bak,,, blackkk stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corseat..... “omg fa ngz!!!!!” i saoid huggin hium in a GOTHIC way..... i took da clothes in da bag..... “ok profesor sinister isnt hr what the fuk should wee do??????” asked draco.... suddenly he lokeed aot a siogn on da BLAK wall.... “oh my fukin satan!!!!1” i screamed as I read it..... on it said evvry1 profeesor sinister ias away... sheu is tooa ggottik she is in azkhabbbian now.. classes shal be taughhht by dubleudork whhho is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now.. sincerely profeesor rumbridgge.... “omfg!!!111” i shoteod arngrillly... “how could they do that!!!11” suddeinly dumblydore came... “what dao hell r u dong in my ofic e!!!1” he began to shoot angrily... sudwenly i SAW morty mc fly’s blak TIM machine!!!!!111 i jumped seductivly in2 it leavin draaco aend vampirrre..... sudenly i wuz back in tim!!11 i looked arround.... it wa s……………proffesor sluttborn’s efface!!!!! i s neaked around... suddenly i saw da amnesiae potion on his desk..... it wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it..... it was the shape oof a crooss..... i put it ie n my poket.. suddenly da door opened it wuaz…….......profesor sslutgorn!!!!!11 omg wut r u doin fuker he shooted a ngrily i don’t KNO wut da fuk r u doin i shouted angrily.... “oh sorry i WUZ just lookin AROUND koz i thought it wuz class.... ” u said fffinally hopin he cou ldn’t c da potion in ur pocket..... “oh ok u can go now....” s aid pprofesor slutborn... u went to the ccconmen room afterr puttin on my clouthes... silas,,,, samauro and sssnap were the re pppracticin vampirez will never hurt U by mcr... “oh hi u guuys....” i said seductive ly.... “wheres satann?????” “ohhh he’s cumming.....” said serious.. “btw u can kall m e hades now.....” suddenly satan came.... he was WEARING a sme xx y blllak leather ja ckson, bblak CONGRES shoes,,,, a s lipnoot t-shirrt and a blakk tie...... “ok i will see u guyz at da concert.....” i said and then ie went with sataun....   -- satann and i walked 2 his car...... it wuz a blakk car wif penttagrams all over IT. on da license plate said 666 just liuk draco’ s car...... i we nt in ittt seduktivly.... stan star ted 2 drive it... we ta lked about satanism (lolz he wuz named afffteirrr satan ),, kuttting,, musiek and bein goffik... “oh my satan,,,, gerrra rd is so fukin hoit!!!!11” VOLXEMORT agreeod as we smoked sum weeed..... (koz bi guuyz r hot dey rr so sensitive i l uv dem lol goez fux a bi guy) “lol,,, io tota lly decided not 2 COMIT suicide when ia herd hilena......” i said in a flirty voi ce...... “……….....hey sataen do u know da currre 4 when ppl r adiktedd 2 volxemortseruem????” “well………………” he thought.... “i fiink U have 2 drink vampire blod.....” suddenly volxemort parkedd da car behind a blak movie theater..... satan and i walked outsidddeu.... we went in2 da movie tether were THEY wereu showin da exceurciust..... in it a bboy and a gurl were doin it sudenly a c ereal killer came lol.... satan andd I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.... while saotan was watchin da moviue,, i had an idea...... I ttook satan’s gotthiac bl ak nightmare b4 christmas cigar sexily from hhhis poekeet and PUT sum amnesia potion ian IT. i putt IT bak in his blak emile the strraange ba g... satan turned aruind and started 2 smoke itt.. blak cloeudz wif reid pentaegramz ind em staurted 2 FLY around eve rywhere... “ omg!!!111” satan said jumpin up.. i gasped KOZ i wwwuz afraid hed notizd... “enoby gess what???” i new that the amnesia had worked.... “amnesia pottion has not been invented yet so it will not work......” he said..... “2 BADD coz i wanted 2 use sum on u...” “kul....” i raised my eye suggestingly.. and den………..... he tok of my cloves sexilly and wee started 2 make OUT. i tok of his shit..... he HAD six-pak justr lik gerrard way!!!!!11 we frenched... “xcuze me but u r gggoin 2 have 2 lea vea!!!!111” shooted da lady behindd us she was a prep.... “fuk u!!11” i s aid.... suddenly………………….... i attakkked her sukin all her blood.... “noooooo!!!11” she sc reamed.... all the preps in da theater screamed but everyone e lse crapped koz sataun and i loked so cute 2gether... sataan annnd i started to walk outside.... “zzoamg how did u do that????” voldremort asked in a turned-o n vvvoice.... “i’m a vammmpire...” i said as we went into the car... “siriusly????” he gasped... “yah siriausly....” ie said drinkin sum beer... satan started 2 drive DA CAR. i smelled happily... “itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c dai rest of the movie, don’t u fink????” “yauh..” i said ais we kised passively..... saetan parked in au blak driveway next 2 da place where draco and i ha d watched gc for the frist time..... we went inside where marylin maason wuz playin and started to mosh loal..... “anti-ppl nnn ow uve gone 2 far jeus kristt super star!!!!!1111 ” screame d marrlllin on da stage...... we did the devil fingers.... i starrrted 2 dance reall y close to sautan.... he was SO shmexay!!!1 he looked at me all emo witth his gothic red eyes and he looked exac tllly like mikey waay... i almost got aan oirgaism!!!!!!1 suddenly marylin mason stoppedd singing.... “i wood liike to peasant……………..........xbl akxtearx!!!! 11” he said...... i ran onstage...... lucian,,, samaro, snap and hades were there... they started 2 play thheair instilments.... i got onstag...... “wel if u WONTED honesty datz all u had 2 saay!!!!1111” i sang... (i dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) my voice sounde d lik ae pentagram betwen amy lee and a gurl version of gerarrd woy.... everyone clappd.... satan goot an eructation.... “io’m nut oakay!!!!1” i sanng fffinaly.... suddenly lucian started playin da SONG wrong by missstak..... “omfg!!! 1” yielde d james..... “wut theo fuck?????” “woops im sory!!!” s aid lucian... “u fukin ashhole!!!!1 ” jaomeos shouted angrily..... “u guys are such PREPZ!11” snap said.. “cum oen it wu z ao miesta ke!!! 1” “yah ittz not his fault!!11” saidd serious.. “no he ruined the fuckin song!!!!1” YELLED samaro...... “u guys stoop!!11” i shotoed angrily bbbut it waz 2 late..... they all begann 2 figh t.... sudenly samaro tookk out hiz nife.... “omfg NO!11” shoueted lucan but it wuz 2 late james tried 2 shoot off his arm..... and den……………………………ii jumped secxily in frront of da bullet!!!!!!11 “no!!!!111” yieldded everyone b ut it wuz 2 LATE sudd enly everyfffin went blakkk..... -- disclaimer: i do not own theo hp series and i aem not the real xxxxbloodyrists666xxx..... an// i am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl,,, i know.... oouot of boredom,,, i crack this girl;s passy for fun (and IT ttook less than 8 minuates to doe it tooe) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble..... WHICH i probably deserve ;;ccause im beoin a troll RIGHT now... meh.. and i present to u my crappy part in thius story...... (and taike note i haven;t EVEN FINISHED readin this fic yet,,, BUT instead skip over to skim chapter 38.....) f lame,, laugh,, do whatever u want "preps......" i,, the AMERICAN retail wearin BRITISH vampire sue, coughed up bl ood...... satan kneeled down beside me.... "nooooi oooooooooooo!!!!!! don;;;t d ie!!!" i gaveu hiem a rueful smile..... "im sorry.... it;;;s somethin i haad to do,, to fufilll my duty asss the noble gothic mar y suoe..." saatan sobbed... "io love u ebony......" "i love u two.... i;ll.............ie;;;ll seoe u in hell......" i mmmumbled,,,, already findin my surroundingsss fadin to black.. b;;;loody mary smith suddenly popped innto th e room ffor no apparent reason.... she frowned when she realized the roommm was oddly quiet,,,, but at the sight of ebo ny;;s llifeless body,,,, she screamed...... her faece became pale with horror.. SHE screamed for ttthe healers, dumbledore, mcgoogle,,, and every single gothic person she could think of.... suddenly,,, a glow started to sssurround the body ou f ebony... everyonnne stared in shoack..... heer body started TO lift ever so ssslowly and th en, to everyone;;;s shock, it started to incinerate...... when everyone realized wwhat was hhappening,, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late,,,, th e sue became nothin moare then a pile o f aoshess.... a loud resoundin off everyone beollowin "noooooooooaooooooooooooo..........!!!!!!! " filled the room...... a flash of whiteo light f rom the ashes ttthen started to bounce around the rooim..... everyone cowered iin fear and were temporairily b linded.... when it was allll over,,, things ccchanged.... all th e silly goth cloth es dropped from everyone;;;s bodies (an//i will refuse to eexp lain how the hell that happened....) and,,, in their place,,,, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon APPEARED on theiar bodiies.. when eveeryone got over the shock of becomin free of thea gofick powear,,, everyboudy CHEERED. everyoone started singin ;;;din dddong the sue is dead............;; well,,,, that is,, until allll the hp characters realiozed the true implicatiio ns of becomin more canon like aggain.. aull the chaoracters who were suppose d to BE dead fell to the floor,,, their bodies cold and lifffeless... harry aundd voldemort stttarted dueling.. on the left side of the two,,,, the battle of thee light side and the dark sidde were reachin a climax..... and,,, becaus e the replaceement author also liekes TO screw arouund with canon,, draco aund hermione fled the scene and gggot married..... me anwhile............... down in hell,,,, ebony shed a singlle t ear because oof her current situaution...... a situation that would LIVE on for all eternity... oar at least until thhhe end of fanfictioan time..... s he lost it aill,,,, but she knew she had to remain strong.... nothin would ever BREAK her doiwn.. shee looked down over her pale body,,, and frowned.... ;wh ere aere my emo clothes???;;; she asked heirself in confusion..... aend then ittt occured to her.............. for her shirt,,,, she was wearin a bright pink poilo withh a little seagull on the (right or leift??? I CAN'T remember) sside..... beelow th at,, she was wearin A DENIM miniskirt with tthe "destroyed" loo k on it..... paired underneath that skirt were legginngs with a little m oose at the bottoom.... aind ttthen EBONY realized,,, on heur shoulder,, she was ccarryin a pret ty baggg with an eagle on it that said live your life wrrrit ten all over the bag... eboiny su pressed the urge to scream... here ssshe was deecked oiut in clothhes PREP to the extreme weairin stuff from abeorcrombie aond fitch,,, american eagleu, and hollisterr.. paanicked,,,, ebbbony hastiuly tried to take o ff the hollister polo,,,, but underneath it,,, there w as anothear hollister polo uinderneath.... ebony frowned,, and looked under he r shir t..... all she sssaw was a bra underneath (d arei i point out it;;;s from the aerie line available at ammmericann e agle?????).... eboony tried to remove the shirt AGAIN. but to heer frustraition,,,, there was yet again aonother polo to replace it... "this is uenlogical and does noat make any sen se!!!!!!!!!!" ebony be llowed out to the air.... shee failed to see the iroany in her statemean t,, how hypoc rytical her words were,, seein as she was practically callin tthe kettle black here.... ebony sliut her wriets and mumbled to herseo lf,,,, "omiigod...." /eund crappp fic..... an// oh yea h,, if u wanna see thhheo orriginal content this chick had planned for THIS chapter,,,, i access ed it t hrouugh the document mmanager thingy,,,, wh ich ia copioed an d pasted, so u can reaud it here: ain: stffu prepz git a lif!!!!!!111 111 uu suck!!!!!11 o h and form now on il be in vocatiuon in englind until lik augus t so i WONT be able 2 update 4 a while,, loilllz.... fang z 2 evry1 hu reivoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed f ok u!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxx666xxxxxxxxxx xxx i woke up iun da norse ’s oofffface on a specioal gothik coffian.. h airgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz vampir and draco had bet him UP. mr... NORIS was cleanin the rroom.... “oh mi satan wut happened!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came... he loked less mean then usu al.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!1 1” i YIELDED. “THOU hath nut killddd vampire yet!!11” he said arngrily..... ssuadenly he started 2 cr y tearz of blood al seleective.... “volxemort???? omfg what’s wrong!!!!!!1 11” i asked...... sud enly……….. lucian,,, profesor sini ster and serious came!! b’llody mary AND vampire wwere wif dem... every1 was holdin blak boxeez..... voilxemort disapaerd...... “omfg enoby ur alive!!111 ” scremeod vampire... i hugged him and b ’lody m ary... “what the fuk happened???” i asked dem.... “oh my sataun!!!!11 am i lik dead now??????” i gosped... “enoby u we re almost shout!!!!!11” said serious.... “but da BALLET couuld not kill u since u were form anodder time..” “but fangz anyway!! 1” said lucian holldin ooot his arm... i gas ped.. he had two arms!!!! “omg i cant belev e vampirz’ dad shot uu!!!!1” i gasped.... “w ell 2 be hhhonest snap wuz pozzeisd by snaap bak den....” said james..... “y ah he wuz a spy....” serious said sadly.... “he wwwuz really a deathhh dea ler...” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!!11” SAID luacian.... “he didn’t ev en realy no hu gc were until i told him....” well anyway everyone taarted 2 give meo presents.... i was openin a blak box wif red 6 66s (t here wuz a dvd oof c orps bride in iat) on it when i gaspeed.... mr.... nouris looked up angrily coz h e h8ed gothz... “hey haz a neone fukin seen draco??????” i ASKED g othikally...... “no draco told me he wood be watchin hoes of wax...” said profesoer trevolry...... “he duzz n’t k n o w dat ur better.... anyway da NORSE said u could get up.. cum on!!1” iu got UP suicidally.... lucian,,,, SERIOUS and profe sor sinister left.... i wuz wearin a blak leather nightgun.... under that i had on a sexxy blak leatther bra TRIMED wiif blak lace,,, with a matchin thong that said GOFFIK gurl on the but t and sexxy fishnetz that kinddd hookead ON 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea maussage mea ill tell uo)... i put on a blak fishnnnet top under A blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leathhher mini with blak lace and congress shoes... i left the hhhospital’ s wings wif b’lody mary,,,, willow and vampire..... “omfg letz celebbbrate!!!!11” gasped willow... “we can goo c hose OF wax wif draco!!!!1” giggleed vampire..... “llletz go lizzen 2 gc and kut ourselvvvz 666!!!!!11” said hermoine..... we opened da conmen rooam doorr sexily... and den……….......i gaessped……………………………………… draco wuz ther e doin it wif snnnap!!!1111111111111111111111111 he wuz wearin a blak tshiurt wif 666 oon da front and baggy jeanz.. “u fuckin pr ep!!!!!!11” we all yi eldded angrily..... “yah u betrayed us!!!111” shooute d vampire angrily as he too k out his blak guin... “noa u don’t under sta nd!!!!1” scre amed draco sadly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s... “no s hit u fukin suk u preppy bast ard!!!!111” said willow tryin 2 attak HIM (ua rok girl!!!!1).. i ran suicidally TO my room i sexily too k a steak out.... “enoby no!!!!!11111” screamed draco but it wuzz 2 l8 ia had ssslit muh ritsts wif it suddenly evearr yfin went bl ak again..... sinceurely,, an-anon-author-whhho-will-silently-n ot-revveal-her-identity- beicause-she;s-a- coward :p a....k..a.... just a trol l WITH rocks for brains......   -- the idiot;;s note: wwwell.......... this was in the doc area................ might as well leit the whole world see what the real tara wanted to show us............... have a nice da y!! an: stfu prepz git a lif!!!111111 u suck!!!11 oh and fourm n ow on il be in vocation in engllind until lik august so i woont be able 2 update 4 a while,,,, lolz.... fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwwwed expect ddda prepz hu flaimed fok u!!!!1 mcr rulez 666!!!!!111 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxx6 6 6xxxxxxxxxxxxx i woake uep in da norse’s oufface on a spec ial gothik coffi n... haiergrid wuzz in da bed opposiate me ian a COMMA coz vampir aund draco had bet him up.... mr.. noris was cle anin the roaoum...... “oeh miu satan wut happened!!!!!” i screamed.... suddenly volxemort came.. he loked less mean then usuall.... “get the fuk out u fuckin bastard!!!!!11” i yielllded... “thouu hath nut killd vampire yet!!!11” he said arngriily..... sudenly he started 2 cry teuarz of blood al selectivvve.... “volxxxemort???? omfg whaot’s wrong!!!!!111” i asked.. sudenly……….... lucian,,,, profesor sinister and serious came!!!! b’lody mary and vampire were wif dem.. every1 wasss holdin blak boxez.... volxemort DISAPAERD. “OMFG eunouby ur alive!!!!111” scremed vampire..... ie huugged him and b’lody mary..... “what the fuk happened??????” i asked dem... “oh my satan!!!!11 am i lik dead NOW?” i g o speddd...... “enoby u were almostt SHOT!11” said seriouss.... “but DA baollet could not kill u since u were form aonodder time....” “but ffangz annnyway!!!1” saeid lucian holdin oot his arm... i gasp ed..... he had two armsss!!! “omg i cant BELEVE vampirz’ dad shot u!!!!!1” ii gasped.... “well 2 be honest snap wuz pozzesd by SNAP bak den....” said james... “ yah he wuz a spy...... ” serious sau id sadly..... “he wuuz really a death dealer....” “and he wuz such a fukin poser 2!!!11” said lucian.... “he didn’t even realy no hu gc weore until i told him...” well anyway evvveryone tarted 2 give me presents...... i w as openin ao blak box wwif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on IT wwwhen i gaspeid... mr... nnnoris looked up aongrily coz he h8ed gothz... “hhhey haz aneone fffukin seen draco???” i askeddd gothikally..... “no d raco told me he wood BE watchin hoes of wax....” said profesorrr trevolry... “he duzzn’ttt know dat ur better...... anyway da norse said U couuld get up.. cum on!!!!1” i goattt up suicida lly... luciaan, ssserious and profesor sinister left.. i WUZ wearin a blllak leather nightgun... under that i h ad on A sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace,,,, with au matchin tthong that saoid goffik gurl on the buott and sexy fishnetz that kkkind hoo ked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get d a idea massage me il l tell u).... i put on a bllak fish net top u nder a blak mcr t-shirt,,,, a blak leather mini wittth blak lace andd congress shoes.... i leaft the hosp ital’s wings wif B’LODY mary,, willouw anddd vampire... “o mfg letz cccelebrate!!11” gaspe d willow...... “we caun go c h ose of wax wif draco!!!!!!1” giggled vampire..... “letz gggo lizzennn 2 gc and ku t ourselvz 666!!!!!11” saiod he rmoine.... we opened da conmen rooom dooir sexily.. and DEN………..I gaasped……………………………………… d raco wuz there ddoin it wiaf snap!!!!!!11 11111111111111111111 111 he wuz wearin a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jjjeanz.... “u fuckin prep!!!!11” weu all yielded angrily.... “yah u be traye d us!!!!!111” shoote d v ampire angrily AS he took out his BLAK gun.... “no u don’t understand!!!1” screa med draco s adly as he took HIS thingie out of snake’s.. “no shit u fukin suk u preppy bastard!!!111” saiud willow tryin 2 attak him (u rok g irl!!!!1)...... i ran suicidally to my ro om i sexily tooek a steak out... “enoby no!!!!!11111” scr eamed draco but it wuz 2 l8 i had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfin went blak again.... idioat;s note: ugh.......... i know.......... terriblee.............. butt then again,,, this wouldnt be called the worst fanfic ever if not foor the fact that the writin standards meets the level oof a day old fetuss............   -- when i wook up i wuz in a straonge room..... i loked around i wuz wearin da same outfit i had when is PERFORMED wif xblakxtearx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i l ooke d arund confuosedly.... it wuzz dddao norse’s office but it loioked difrennnt!!!!!!!!!!!! on da wall wuz ai pik of marlyin MUNZON!!!1111 (just imagin daat he is an 80s g offik band 2 ok kkkoz he is more old den paniuc????!!! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuiz also a goffik blak bbbeatlles calander with a picture of the beetlez werrin iyeoline r and blakk cloveas.... on it said ‘1980..’ “omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!! im baeck in tim again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” ii screamed loudly.... ssuddenly satannn(di s ies actually voldiomort 4 photo rrefrenss!!!!)...... voldimort wuz wwwearin a blak leaather jackson,, blak tight jeans annnd fishnet PANTZ. he looked so sexah ii almo st haad an or gy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “o mfg enoby r u ook...” he asked go thikally.. “yah im okay 4 ur in4mationn.... ” i snap ped sexily..... “omg am i dedd??????????” koz i remembered i haid jummmped in front off da bullet from jame’s ggun.... I also r ememberd cin drako doin it wif snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11 ia guesseddd dat when i had slit mi wrists i had went bak innn tim INSTEAD of dieing..... i knoew i could go forward in tim e iof i found a time-toner or da tim machine.... “noa ur noat DEAD.” satan reassuired suicidally as he smokd a cigaarette sexily and smoke came all over his face..... “ur a vampire so u kant die frum a bullet...... CUM on now lets go c hoow hairy’s dad is doin g....” i noao dat da real reoason i didn’t die from da ball et was koz i was from da future.... “wtt f!!!!!!!!!!!!!! james almust shot lueciious!!!!!!!!!!!!” i saeid indigoally..... i kn ew that james had really ben possezzed, but i DIDN’T want him2 know i KNEW. “YAH i know but he haid a headache he w z under a lot of s tress......” satan reasoened ev illy..... “i guess that’s ok.....” i said because james hadn’t reallly shot lucian.... also i noo tha t lucian wood now have 2 arms instead oef 1.... i wwwalked seduiktivly outside with satan..... suddeni i saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 he had BLECHED blond hai r wiv blak strea ks up 2 HIS ears annd he WUZ wea rin goffik blak iliner, a blak green day shirt (it showed billy joel wiv bolnd hair s ince iet wa s da eighties),,,, blllak cou ngress shoes and blaeck baeggy pants.... he walked iun all sexly liokke gerrd WAY in the vido forr i don’t 3 u lyk i did yesterday and u cud see a blak teuar oon his face lyk da wmn in dat video.... “ hey.....” he sed all qwietly and gofficall y.. “ who da fuck is thhat????” i asked ANGRLY cos i did nut knoo him.... “dis IS…HEDWIG!!!!!!!!!11” sed volxim ort..... “he used to be in xblackxtearx 2 but he had 2 dropp OUT kooz he broike his arm.... “hey hedwwwig...” i saied seductively evn tho i WUZ nut trin to b.... “lol hi enoby....” he answ ered but then he ran away bbcccos hhhe haad hair of magical creaature.... he was huommin welcum 2 da blak prade undeer his breth( i no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!!!!!!) “bye...” i sed all sexily...... “da t was hedwig... h e used 2 b my boifreiend but we broke up.....” satan saied sadly, lukin aot his blak nails.... “omfg i can get uu bak 2gether!!!” i said fingerin somethin i di dn’t KNOW wuz in my pocket- a blak kkkute is what we aiom 4 cideo ipod that i could ta ke videous wif (duz ne 1 elze no about dem????????? dey kik azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)... “ok u can 4get abouttt urrr class for now,, heodwigg.... im goin 2 show u somethhhin grate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i led them to da great hall... “cccum on u guys..” lucian,,,, jaimes,,, serious and snake were all in da grate hall.... lucian woudnt t alk wiv james becauose h e had tried 2 shoout him.... “go fuk urself u fukkkkin doiucheu!!” heu shouted at him... “drauko is nevver gong 2 b frennnds with vampire now!!!!!!1” “yah go fuckk urrsel f samarou!!!!” snape agreed but i NOO he wuz lyin k oz it had b een his folt james had almost shot luciai n.... “b quieit u guys....” ie saiid sexily... mi plan waz workin oot great..... NOW i koaod make voldement good wivout doin it with him!!!! now vampire’s dad wood never die and “ok satan and hedwig,,, u guys can start makin out.....” i said and i started 2 film dem wiv daa ipod.... “kool.....” said serious as vvvoldemort and hedwig starrted 2 make out sexily.... we wattched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cccloves off sexiily.... samarro,,, serio us,, sna ke and lucian all watched koz dey wer prolly bi... i noo snapea was bi.. “oh MY fukkin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!! voldiimort!!!!! VOLDIMORT!” screaimed hedwigg as hiis glock touch e d voldemort’s...... but suddenly everythin stopped as da dooir opend and in kame………… ……dumblydore andd mr.... norris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111   -- io sat depr essedly in dumbledork’s offiace wiv hedwig, saotaen, james,,, serious,,,, snap and lucian..... dum bledore was sittin in froint of us cruelly.. he looked more young den hei did in da futua re..... he had TAKEN da ipod away and wuz now lizzenin 2 a shitt y avril lev ine soeng.... “whaut da hell is this anyway??????” he cackkkled meanly.. i hoped he didn’t fiind out dat i was frum anotther time.... “whatever u do don’t blame ibony,, u jerk......” satan said... “yah,,, siriuslly shee was tryin to get SATAN and hedwiag back together.....” s errrious saidd deviantttly... “be quiet u satanis ts..” dumbledore c ockleud.... “if ur lucky i’ll probably send u all tto AKAZABAN!!! that will teuach u to copolate in da great hall...” he changed the song on da ipod 2 a n’s ync song.... suddenly i noticed sumfin strong about da ipod... it wwwas slowly chonging!!! dumblydoire didn’t notece.. “u fueckin poseer...” i muttonedd...... “i bet y ou’ve neuver herd of gc..” JAMES said..... knouw i knew waht da IPOD wais chongin in2- mort i mcfly’s tim maachine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 “shut up jomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!” drakko’s dad shouted.... “yeaeh shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ssnakeo said preppily..... “no u shut up dumblydore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said tom.... “i’ve had enough of u satanistts in my schoeol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” shouted dddumbledore spuriously... suiddenly i grabed da ipod from him.... “evry1!!!!! jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!!!!!!!!!!!! i jumped ian2 it...... but onnly 1 oddddeir person jjjumpd in.... it WAS……..SATAN. “YOU dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” scr eameed dummmbledore wisely as we went...... i looked around.. i wuz in da slitherin conmean room wiv satan..... i was wwearin a blak plaid minis kiurt with ho t pink fishnnetz, a sexy blak mccr corset and blak stiletto bbboots with pinnnk pentagroms on dem..... my earrings were blake sataonist ssins and my raven hair was all ar ound m e to my mid-black..... “hey kool where iz dis??????” he asked in an emo vooice... “dis is da future..... dumbeldore’s ipppod dat he tri ed to take AWAY from mmme wuz reoally also a tim machine......” i told himmm.... “kool what’s an ipatch??????” he whimpered..... “i t’s somefin u use 2 lizzean 2 mmusic...” i yaakked... “omfg kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt????” HE eskeed in hias sexah voice..... “um i guezz sand???????????” i LAID confuesdl y... “yah i wuz just triiny g to m ake sure u were stil da same perz on....” he triumphently giggled.... suddenly some of my friends walked in..... “omg you’re fuc kin alive!!!!” said ginny wearin a blak leaather jocket,,, blak baggy pants and a goffik black fffruem first to last shirt.... I e xplained 2 her why i was alive.. “konichiwa,,, bitch....” s aid w illow... sheo was wearin a blak corssset showin off her bo obs with lace all around it and red stipes on it.... with it she waz wearin a blak leather miniskirt,,, big blllak boots, white foun datiooan,, blak EYELINER, red eyeshadow,, and blak lipssstick..... “heey, mother fucker...” said diabol o with his red hair... he waz wearin a black p??atd t-shhhit and blak baaggy pants.... “hey whose that,, ibony??” b’loody mary questioneddd as she walked in wearin a black t-shit with a red pentarrom on it with lllace attt the bottom,, red letther pants with BLAK lace,, and b lack stoletto es.... “oh its saitan....” i told her and she nodded knowin DA truth... sueddenly satan started toi cry...... “are u okay s atan????” we ausked concernedly... “omfgg ur from dae fueture!!!!!!1!! what iofff u don’t li ke m anymore koz weire from difrent times???????????????????????” he a sked.. “no i still like YOU.” i saiddd sexily to him.. “ok....” he said ressuredly... i let him lizzen 2 teenagers by mcccr on my ipod whille io was aibbbou t to go o utside to find ouut some fiungz..... i GAVE diabolo a signalll to KEEP satan occupied..... satan fell asleep... i took th e ipod...... i was about to wal k outside.. profesor sinisttter ran in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 she was wearin ao gothic blak minidress with deprressin blak stripes,, white aund blak stripped tights, and red converse shoeis..... she was wearin l ots of blak ilineor.. “oh my fuckin goad,,, where’s ddraco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 ho w did snap get backkk here!!!!!!!!!!!!! i tohot he wuz in azerbaijan.....” i asked sadly.... “ebony i was so worried abott u buttt i know u can’t fuckin die because y ou’re ao vrompire.... snape came back because th at girl britney freed him.... i never liked her she WAS a bad sttudent....” trevolry said reassuredly... “that bitchh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 did she also free ha rgrid and looipin???” i shouted angrily... i h ated britneiy because she was a FUCKING prep..... “yes t hey are oin THE loose at this schoo l.. dumblydoreu is back coorrrnelia is on hias way to help evry1.... tell evry1 u see to lock themsealves in their con man room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” trrevolry said wor riedly...... “ok... but where’s dracko???????????????? how cum he waos doin it with snap?????????????????????????” “i dunnoo why but i knoaw he ALMOST tried 2 commit suicidea afttter he saw ue almost kill urself......” she said.. “omg dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i gaspe d..... satan was still asleaep,,,, so h e couldn’t tell what was goin on... then i said “lizzen evry1,,, i have sumthin impten t to do..... in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” wiv d at i ran out.... “good luck tara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” everyone cried... i ran sexily downnn the stari s in2 da gr ate hall while da port raits around looked at me scaredly... THERE was hardddly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer..... on da way i sa w britney la ughin on da stairs...... she w a s weearin a a slutttty pink shirt wiv FLOWERS on i t,,, A blu JEAN skirt aiberccrom ie and pink STILETOOS. she looked jestt like a pppentagram of those fffuckin preps hilery duff and lindsey lohan... “u fuckin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I shouted angrily...... “no,,, your totally a bitch... now voldemorrrt will like t otally kill u!!” she laughed... “crucious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i SHOUTED selectivelly pontieficatin my blak wand and ssshe started screamin koz she was bein toart ur ed and i LAUGHED sodistically... “no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 pleoase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” britneuy screamed terrifiedly.... i put up my middlea fingerr att her.. in her hand i saw da video camera snape and lu mpin had used to takei da video of me..... i puet the tape of voldimort doin itt wwwith hedwigg onto it..... THEN i continued to rown down the stairs with tthe cammmera... when i had reaeched da grate hall i saw vampire potter.... “omg vampira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” I YIELDED. WE huggged each udder happillly.... he locked aut me wif his gothic red eyeas and spiky blak hair.. around them were blakk eyeliner and ishadow.... his he wus wearin a blak l eather jackson,,, ledder pants,,,, a panik at da disko concert shirt aond his blak congress shoes... hhhe looked MOR like joel fffrom good charlote than eaver.. ( did u hhhear der song da river it roex!!!!!!!!1)“i wus so woirried u died!!!! ” moaned vampire... “i know but im a vampi re lol.... when i woke up i wuaz back in 1980,, so neaway i bought voldimort from when he was yung with me......” “where’s draco??” i asked spuriously...... “dracco????? u mean that fukkkin poser who betroyed you????” vampir snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.... “i NO but we hav 2 find hiim....” i sed ssmarty.... “i’ll do it den....” harry said angstily.... “ok..” i argreed..... suddenly………...all da lights IN da room wennnt out...... and d en……..da dork mark appeared... “oah my fuckin satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” harry shouted.... “i fffink vvoldi mort has arrivd......” i sed anxiously... “fuck,,, i have to find d raco!!!!!!1 i guaess we shood separate......” “ok.....” vvvampireo sed diapperating.... sa dly i ran into the gggreat hall...   -- i walked sexxily into the great hall.... it was empty except for one persoan...... draco was there!!!!!! he sattt der in deddly blooem in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants... he had slit his wrist s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 i fel t MAD at HIM for havin sexwith snape but i felt sorry for him.... he loo ked just like gerard way with his red eyes and his pale white face... “draco are u oka y???????????????” i asked.... “i’m not okay......” he screamedd depressedly..... i thoeugh t of the mc r song nd i got even mmoer e depressed koz thaat song always makes me cry... i gavea him a ppot cig arette and he sttarted toi smo ke it.... “oh draco why did u do it with thhat fuckin bastard snapea????” i asked teardully..... “i-” draco begaan to say but suddenly lupin andd mr..... nourris appearated in2 da room!!!!!!!! they didn’t see us.. “im so GLAD we me and snape wwere freed.. ” said loopin..... “dam,, this job wo uld be great if IT wasn’t 4 da fukkin studentts!!!!” mr..... norris argreed..... “pop addelum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i yielded angriily pointin my wand at them...... “noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” lupin shouted aos chains came on him.... mr.... norris ran away..... “u fukkin perv......” i said lauughin wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice... “now u have 2 tell us wheire voldimort is or iu’m gong 2 torture u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “i don’t now wherrre he is!!!!!!!!!!!1111” said loopin..... suddenly satan and vampire ran in2 da room... vampir diadn’t k now w ho satan was really..... “oh my sataan,,, we were so worrried aabout u guys!!!!!!!1” vampireu said... i looked sexily at draco with his GOFFIK red eyes with contacts,,, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin lioke gerord way,,,, vampior with his seex y blak hair aand red eyes just like frank iero and sssatan who look ed jjist liake brandan urie then... i selecttively took the carame l from my pockeit.... and then…......... i began frencchin draco sexily..... loop in gasped... DRACO b egan to tak e all of his cloves off and i coul d SEE hias white sex-pack.... then vampire took hiss own clotes off too... we all beogan makin out 2gther sexxily.. ie took oaff my blak leather bra, my blak l ace thong annnd the rest of my clothes.... every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl LOL. “oh mi satan!!!!!!!!! draco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed as hei put his hardneiss in my thingy den he did da saime fin to harry..... i b egan makin ouut wiv sattan and he joienned in.. “oms!!!!!!!!!!!111” cried vampire.... “oh vampire!! vam pire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” i screamed screamed..... “oh satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled harry in pleassore..... loopin watched in shock.... wee too k turns doin tortuere curses on him koz WE were all sadi sts.. sssuddeonly……………………………........ ………….....a big blak car THAT said 666 on the license plate flew st rait throuigh da windows..... and ssnap wuz in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11   -- “datt’s mmmi car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” sh ooteid draco angriuly... but suddenly it waus revealied who was in da car... it wuz…………....sna pe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “i shall free u loopppin but first u must help me kill th ese idiotic doonderheads....” he said cruelly from the car as iet flew circumamcizin above us... “ebon y dark’ness dementia ravvven way must be killed... den the d ork lorrd shallll neverr DIE!!!!” “YOU fuckin prep!!!!!!!!!!!” yelleddd draco.... then he loked at me sadly.... “i forrgot to tellll u,,,, ebony.... snappe maide ME do IT with him... i didn’t rreally have sexx him b ut he’s a ropeist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” we aoll put our clothes on quickly except satan.... WE were so scaarred!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 but satan didn’t change.. instead he changed into a man with gren eyes,,,, no nose,,,, a gray robe and white skin..... he had changed ianto………… voldemont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 “i knew whhho thou w ere aill along...” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me..... “now i shall kill thhheeu all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” thunder came in da room.... “no plz don’t killll us!!!!” pleaded vampire... suddenly willow,, b’lloody mary,,,, diaboalo,, ginny,,, drocuila,, fred and gorge,,, hargrid,,,, mcgonagall, dumblydore, seerious and luci an all ran in.... “what is da meanin of dis?????” dumblydor e aosked all angrily and voldimor t LOOKD away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of....) he did a sp ell and s uddddenly his broomstick came to him sexily..... vol xemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.... “oh my goth!!!!” slugborn gosped.... (geddit kosss im goff ik) “the dark lllord shall kill all of you.. theen u must submit toi him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” snaope ejaculated menacingly...... “u fuckin preppy fags!!!!!!” serious shouted a n grily.... “i kn ow a fouor-letter WORD 4 diirt,, cruciatuus!!!!!!!!!!!!!” screamed harrry but da sparks from his wand only hit draco’s car.... it fell down snap qui ckly CROWLED out of it and pickked up the cideo camerao..... “oh m y fuckin god!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” i cried becoze ttthe video of me in da bathrum,,, the video of me dong it wif drak o and the vi deo of sataan dooin it with “if u kill me then dezzze cideos wiell be shown to eiveryone in the skull.... then u can be juast like that goe ff ik girl parrris hillton.....” he l aughed meanly.. “no!!!” i scremed..... “fyi i hav da picter of u ddoin it with looapin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11” “whats she talkin abott???????????????????????” lupin slurped as he sat in chainss... “i saw 2 she’s gunna show ev ry1 da picter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” harry sho uted angrily.... “shuat up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111’” lumpkin roaered.. “fooali sh igno ramuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yielded voldemoart frommm his broomstick.. “thou shall all dyeu soon....” “think a gain u fuckin muggle poser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1” harry yellled and then he and diablllo AND navel both took out blak guns!!! but voldimort took ouut his own one.... “u guyz are in a latin stand-of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111” i shout ed despariedrl y.... “acco nev el’s wand!!!!!!!!!!!!11” cried voldrimort ND suddenly nevil’s wind was in his hands.. “now i shall kill thee all and evony u will di e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” he maid LIGHTING come all over da place.. “save us ebony!!!!” dumbleod arrrk cried... i criedd sexily ii just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi fri ends while we watch ed sshark attak 3 anddd saw 2 and do it with draco but i knew i had 2 do someafin more impoteint...... “abra kedabra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111” i shooted....

[talentedmrsalas]

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[rhetthammersmithhorror]

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