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I hate tmagp for reminding me of Mr. Blobby.
Before he was a distant almost forgotten memory, a faint ghost in the back of my mind and now he haunts my dreams (and so does mr. bonzo but i actually don't want to talk about that because that funky creature fully terrifys me)
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#mr. blobby#mr bonzo#tmagp#tmagp mr bonzo#the magnus protocol#i actually envy the non-brit tmagp fans#like for u guys this is just another scary creture from the strange mind of jonny sims (influenced by a real british character ofc)#but that's about all it is to you#i mean he's scary on his own sure#but it's worse when there is deep rooted childhood fear behind that as well#not joking i genuinely had nightmares about mr blobby as a child#he hid in the shadows#waiting to jump out at me#.#i hope you guys understand why i'm scared of mr bonzo now#on his own i actually wouldn't be that scared of him (no more than i am of any of the rest of the monsters at least)#it's the deep rooted childhood fear for me :p#(i did not mean to write this much but oh well-)
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
#it's canon#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan#crowley is having the time of his life here#my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark#but I put ducklings there instead#aardvarks will have to wait#btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020#my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart#she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it#I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut#it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here#guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent#guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping#somebody save him#there are vicious animals#and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going#aziraphale#good omens fanart#crowley#aziracrow#good omens#ineffable husbands
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Narrowing down my type in video game romances to 'Big Gay Horny (double meaning)'
#datv#dragon age#dragon age taash#taash#bg3#baldurs gate 3#karlach cliffgate#in honor of me finally triggering taashs romance. i think i huave covid#im so in love. im so horny. when harding walked in and interrupted i was near jumping into the game myself to punt her out the door#harding ily but ive been waiting for so long#(also if anyone calls them 'big women' or something of the kind please dont. taash is not a woman)
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hi hey hello. you should go check out @u3pxx 's piece for the mea culpa zine I just made a fun and silly continuation of it because im normal about it <3
more fun and silly shenanigans under the cut
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#ashenart#aa4 spoilers#apollo justice#trucy wright#phoenix wright#clay terran#apollo justice ace attorney spoilers#weh weh weh 👍proud of myself for getting this done in like. 3 days. sorry to the art asks in my inbox im almost done with yall too#anyways posting this scared style hope everyone likes#<- actually wait no im gonna ramble REALLY FUN TIME WITH THE COLORS ON THIS ONE kinda heart of the cards-ing it#ive been also working on an oc comic for the past couple of months and that + this i think im getting better at servicable backgrounds#I think this is the first big piece ive done w/o lineart and instead just drawing over the sketch i really like how its came out#there was also a scrapped 5th page that was dropped just bc trucy finding the body fitted better for an ending RIP beanix jumping over the#couch you will be missed. by me
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A DRAGON WEISS FER YE!!!!
GOSH I love her design so so much,,, the silly <3333
WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE CREATURE EVERRRRR 😭😭😭😭
#weiss schnee#derg AU#rwby#THIS IS SO#YOU CAN'T SEE ME BUT IM JUMPING SPINNING IN CIRCLES UPON SEEING THIS#WAAAAAAHHHH#CRYING#TUMBLR USER COWCOWWOW#YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND DROP THIS AND SO MANY AWESOME VIBES#THIS IS SO ADORABLE I WILL CHERISH AND LOVE IT FOREVER#PRINTING THIS OUT FOR MY BREAKFAST LUNCH SNACK AND DINNER#SHE IS JUST#SITTING THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#she waits for her wife to return with snacks and hoodies#oh my god she is just a little creature...#this made my entire year ty 😭😭😭😭😭😭#glad you like the design hhhh i most certainly did not know what i was doing#but coloring the red crystals on her tail always makes me giggle it's so fun#she is indeed the silliest#the sole reason why ruby and yang have a fireproof house after meeting her#i have been staring at this for 30 mins and more to come#waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhh#she looks so squishable..
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every day when i get home she greets me with an exuberant hug and kiss and then we spoon 🥰
#ponzu#2 years#sleeby#she really does hug#she jumps up to put her paws on me#from the couch or bed so she can put her paws on my shoulders#and gives me big kisses#baz meanwhile loses his mind trying to also say hi#sivi goes to his crate to wait out the chaos before saying hi
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#they both know better than to mess with my seedlings in the tray but if im holding one out its a whole different story#malice continues to not understand people food#shes just waiting for me to tell her its time to jump onto my shoulder to take her out to the aviary#small quantities of this is fine but they shouldnt have much
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from lewis saying that if he could sit down with the fans on the bleachers he would support charles to charles saying lewis is one of the people he admires the most to them being teammates i’m afraid we’ve never been more back in the history of being back
#the two prettiest babygirls on the grid wearing rosso corsa i can’t stress enough how badly i’m olivia wilde nodding right now#i love you charles leclerc i love you lewis hamilton i love you 1644 nation fuck everyone else#also the fact that since duchessa said this yesterday i jumped out of joy but still had to wait until it was official to say something…#they owe me financial compensation
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I might be misremembering but it's crazy that real lestat (that we know of) never refers to claudia as "ours", only ever refers to her as Louis' daughter. But dreamstat (AKA louis' imagined version of lestat) refers to her as 'our daughter'. This version of Lestat is both a taunting presence and also a comforting one and in this moment it's clear he's supposed to be comforting- meaning I think that Louis longed to hear Lestat take paternal ownership of Claudia the same way Lestat longed to hear Louis say I love you. Like a "this is it. We're a family. You're my husband and the father of our daughter"
A lot of notable things happened in this episode obviously but this is the one thing I can comprehend at this very moment
#sorry ive BEEN locked in for this specific line of dialouge so i immediantly jumped out at me when i heard it#i have been WAITING for louis to refer to claudia not as his daughter but “our daughter” subtle differences.....#also im sorry jacob anderson sir but i am truly no better than lestat i stared at the frame of louis lying in bed for like 5 minutes#i feel so bad for louis tbh like everything is just... so bad for him. always. but i cant defend him seeing a red flag and running to it#my queen likes crazy dick#i have more thoughts im just overwhelmed. armand being a walking red flag but its hotter like that tbqh#him grabbing santiago..... him bossing the coven around. even him in the promo. you can act docile around lou all you want but ik what u r#iwtv#iwtv spoilers#iwtv season 2#loustat#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire
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the cats have learned a new skill which is pretend vomiting before breakfast to get me out of bed
#its either pretend vomiting or they get themselves so worked up and excited that they gag#it ONLY happens around meal time specifically when they have been begging for awhile#usually preceeded by a BIG wail and then -hurk hurk hurk-#i jump out of bed to clean it up and ah ha. no bile or vomit or cat hair ball just 2 demons staring at me waiting for food
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Hey, I just watched Dead Poets Society for the first time ever! Now, if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go sit in the corner of my room and scream!
#me very politely asking whoever made this movie to revive Neil (i am holding them at gunpoint)#NO BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK#what about my anderperry you cant do that... my anderperry you killed it... why ☹️#no but literally i usually cling onto one character in every show or movie and the rest i could care less about guess who it was for dps?#NEIL IT WAS FUCKING NEIL AND THEY KILLED HIM#i am rotating his father on a fire like a rotisserie chicken and feeding him to dogs.#i hope his father dies a slow agonizing death. i will boil him alive.#me at the end of the movie waiting for someone to say psyche or people to jump out with cameras and tell me i was being pranked#me before: “haha people seem to like this movie a lot it sure seems interesting ill check it out”#me after: “what is life...”#no but all of them standing kn the desks was so AHHHHHH#and i qant to fucking fight that bitch whatever his face was idk i forgot most of their names#the chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch#thats his name now forget his actual name#dps#dead poets society#anderperry#since i mentioned it in the tags#nuwanda literally was like “sure yeah ill get expelled but i wont rat you guys out”#but chatterbox tattletale snitchy bitch mister “you forgot about the homework” over here is like “yeah so i told them everything”#i am exploding his head with my fucking mind#he deserved that punch so fucking bad
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Oh, don’t mind me… just thinking about how Ace is the only character with whom both parents are confirmed to have the will of D- something we know to be major though we still don't know why for exact, & Ace used his own will to care. To try to look out for those disenfranchised like he was growing up. To treat its ethos as an unimpeachable code when he finally found a place that finally wanted to protect him. To put every effort into being a good brother.
He set out trying to define himself, for himself, and yet became increasingly littered by nods to the people he loves- his public surname, the tattoos, the necklace, etc.
He wanted to live to the fullest, with no regrets. To give meaning to the man he was without the imposition of legacy. And, at the end of the day, that looked like making the choice, the active & fought for choice, to be loving. Then he died giving thanks for the ways in which that love was returned.
If that’s not beautiful, then I’m not quite sure what is.
#but like I also really like for all that he is the dreaded bastard son of the pirate king#with intense power & quite a large amount strength- he is still first & foremost just some guy with a heart he fought to crack open.#like that is his main character trait. and it is my favourite fucking thing.#(you can tell I fucking adore his Wano appearances can’t you? oh well.)#this is also why the claim that sabo & ace are the same character has confused the fuck out of me from the jump. they have similar cores &#sure but the way those are depicted contains a lot of fucking variance.#(oh oh oh oh oh oh wait final thing- this is not my theorizing abt what the will of d in case that was not clear.#like i bring it up more to say that so far we know that those who have it are deeply headstrong individuals#with great potential & generally checkered lives. & ace like double has it.#& he put the headstrong-ed-ness & great potential towards love. Eiichiro Oda when i fucking get you.)#one piece#portgas d. ace#☀️
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No clue on ur policy on cursing but if you do not like it pls delete this ask and I’m sorry I cursed but the concept was so funny.
Batfam au where Damian accidentally ends in the past (by himself or if any of his siblings join is optional) and needs to quickly stop himself before calling Bruce, Father.
So on a slip up, he accidentally calls him Fuckboy instead, and has to continually use it.
I see this going one of two ways depending on how old Bruce is - if it's teenage angsty Bruce then there will be a fight which will result in Bruce getting his ass kicked bc teenage Bruce was just constantly looking for a fight but couldn't hope to win against Damian - if its Bruce post training/ early batman Bruce then he will recognise that Damian looks a mini talia and realise this kid is his son or maybe a younger sibling of talias either way calling him a fuckboy is definitely deserved
#ask#anon#im tickled that you think id be offended by swearing#its very nice and considerate of you#but does now just make me wonder#if theres people on this website with their swearing preferences in their bio#“like swears are okay but if i see one of you fucking cunts use the lords name in vain your getting blocked on sight”#...wait is god a swear#i was listening to songs in the background on youtube the other day#just letting the algorithm choose the next one#and i noticed one of the songs was like jumping weirdly#so i click onto it#and someone had uploaded a clean version of the song on youtube#which had taken out all the uses of “god” too#which was half the song lol#anyway this was a weird tangent#opps
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More baby carlos au please!!!! Oh i love it!!! I wanna know how his and Oscar’s relationship is considering their “beef” Like you know Mclaren is going on a full fledged war for his custody and Oscar somehow gets caught up in it reluctantly.
oh i have THOUGHTS on carcar in baby carlos au
so when carlos gets babified oscar is initially very awkward and avoids him because. how do you tell a child that you are beefing with his grown self. and carlos is usually busy with lando when at the mclaren garage so they just. dont interact a lot at first
but as the ferrari-mclaren-williams Custody Battle tm goes on and gets increasingly more serious for these teams (plus the side lando-charles custody battle) i think carlos would get overwhelmed by all the (well intentioned) people in his face and looking for him at every second and starts hiding away in quiet places while everything is happening
cue oscar. who is a master of finding quiet empty spaces. who is suddenly finding those spaces invaded by the very child he is trying to avoid. this throws a wrench in his avoid-baby-carlos plans because he cannot in good faith kick out a toddler OR sell him out to lando and zak and well. hes had 3 younger sisters. surely he can deal with a little carlos as well
cue bonding time as carlos (finding oscar to be the calm in the storm) starts clinging to him more and more as the Custody Battle tm picks up, and oscar finds himself growing fond of this little carlos who talks his ear off about the cars movie for an hour straight after oscar shows it to him during their Quiet Time hiding away in his drivers room
anyways. TLDR carcar dynamic in this is very “dad who didnt want the cat” esque
#pls talk to me more guys so many things r in my head .. waiting to jump out at opportunity ….#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#oscar piastri#baby carlos au
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pop funko would make so much bank if they released a polin set complete with a carriage and everything.
#*carly catalogs#i was gonna say they would make so much bank if they made bridgerton pops and then i was like... 'wait there already are' sszdfgtyhjkl#and there are pops of pen and colin coming out soon but they're sold individually#could you imagine the money they'd make???#WHY HAS NO ONE JUMPED ON THIS?????#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#otp: you are special to me
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what did uh....what did.....what did bdubs leave on.....on the sheets....?
#terrified and afraid#it took me ages to get a screenshot because of how much scar was jumping around#saw this sign out of the corner of my eye and went WHAT??? and had to wait until scar had moved to that side of the bed again to read it#bdubs#bdoubleo100#suggestive#maybe???????? bro i don't even KNOW what does that MEAN
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