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hydrachea · 1 year ago

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Not sure if you answer these types of asks but I have Oberon brainrot and I was wondering how do you think Guda and Oberon would make out?

Oh I will absolutely answer this type of ask.

The answer is that they contain multitudes though. First/second ascension Oberon still acts out his prince role, he hates every second of it but he'll still play into it. Think romance movie kisses, the too-perfect-to-be true kind. Looks idyllic to onlookers! Kind of hollow for both participants.

Third ascension doesn't care, so it's a lot messier because honestly he's frustrated to be in this situation in the first place and even more frustrated to not be hating it. There's teeth, there's claws, there's also swatting the occasional bug that wanders out of his cape and into Guda's hair but that part isn't intended.

And Guda after all that? Guda's not taking any shit from either Oberons. Guda has tamed worse - have you seen their Servants? They're the epitome of "shut up and make out with me", whether it's "shut up (you're being annoying)" or "shut up (stop thinking so much)". It's not an aggressive kind of kiss, but it's insistent and it works wonders.

#anon #ask #answer #wait it's all horny?#always has been #i say while writing a pretty tame answer #look if i want to write about how they'd fuck i'd need a community label and i'm too lazy for it tonight #this could have been longer if i'd included castoria but you asked for obeguda and obeguda i shall deliver #fgo #obeguda #guda is also so much more experienced and skilled than oberon expects #once again comes with the massive servant roster they've accumulated #knocks the attitude right outta the bug the first time #baffled him quiet #i don't actually go into much detail when it comes to making out because sloppy tongue saliva makeouts just aren't hot to me #so i don't really care for talking about them at length personally #but it's just a me thing #feel free to picture it in vivid detail as god and this mess of a ship intended #what a great ask to answer to end the work week MAN i enjoyed that #i too have brainrot my guy obeguda and yakudo trio brainrot both #come and sit here with me this dumpster fire is so warm

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cyclogenesis · 2 months ago

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Every You, Every Me. Agatha/Rio, mid-EP1 of Agatha All Along. Explicit. 2,197 words.

“This isn’t you,” Rio tells her, one last attempt to save this prestige crime drama from sliding into 1990s after 11pm Cinemax territory. If Agnes’s bedroom has silk sheets and mood lighting Rio is out of here.

“I think this is the most like me I’ve felt all day,” Agnes says, and slides her hands onto Rio’s ass, grabs her and brings her in and kisses her.

Read it on AO3!

#agathario #agatha x rio #agatha all along #i was going to wait until we had more info on rio to write something but i. could not do that #alas! once again the horniness has bedeviled me #you know how it goes #my fic

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allofthemdrms · 1 month ago

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just saw a video of dan strutting around as sister daniel and became actually lightheaded i fear i will not survive being in the same room as her.

#horniness aside seeing him strutting around all confident like that brings an actual tear to my eye I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!!#hope to god he makes that video essay he mentioned but even if not u can SEE what this has done for him clear as day nd its so so beautiful #he's Such a performer too the way he embodies her is crazy to see nd makes me so happy that he finally gets to do this stuff #hope he is comfy enough to experiment w gender more going forward <3 he deserves it so bad #titspoilers #dan and phil #tit tour #sister daniel

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skyland2703 · 7 months ago

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…ok so I got inspired <3

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Thesis in the tags

#OKAY SO HEAR ME OUT #Amelia is probably the most jealous person to ever relationship.#but it comes naturally ONLY for Javi. she never got jealous while dating Ollie or any of the previous partners.#but when she started dating javi—something flipped a switch in her and BOI OH BOI DID SHE GET. JEALOUS. OF EVERYTHING.#which kinda sucks because Javi is a music sensation and POPULAR 😭#and she’s Horny. SO. so. SO. horny. like. maybe it’s the Rafkonian biology but if he wakes her up in the middle of the night #saying ‘babe I’m horny’ she just. fucking. would go down on him. then and there.#LIKE SHE WOULD SEE HIM TAKING A PEACEFUL BATH AND GO ‘i wanna fuck you slide over’#and the exhibitionist kink 😭😭 don’t even get me started on that.#Javi was always a mama’s boy so he is THE best at cooking. his mom is even better. (typical desi mom Rina 😭👍🏻)#and so he makes them food. and she does the dishes because his prosthetics don’t let him do watery work good.#Amelia isn’t good with lovey dovey words. Javi is a POET.#HE TOLD HER HE LOVED HER BY WRITING HER A SONG #AND TELLING HER ‘you are the very oxygen i breathe’.#and he waited for her confession for three years 😭 for her to fall in love with him and for her to tell him she loved him #and like #idk man #also she steals all of his clothes.#Javi got vvv annoyed once realising she doesn’t have ANY super loose sweatshirts and comfortable things to wear. not even pyjamas.#(she used to prefer sleeping naked) but ever since she discovered Javi’s oversized hoodies… that fit juuust perfectly. theresno going back.#ever #anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk :D #they’re sooooo in love your honor I cant~#power rangers #power rangers dino fury #amelia jones #Javi garcia #cosmic fury #power rangers cosmic fury #dino fury

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lamphous · 5 months ago

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it's soooo funny that multiple times this season they've reiterated the idea from the book that the reason louis does the interview is to draw lestat out, and it turns out to be completely true but before daniel can even write the fucking thing louis runs out and finds lestat himself. ldpdl the man that you ARE.

#truly i cannot emphasize enough how in love with this act of adaptation i am FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #unrelated i think s3 when daniel interviews lestat he should mention offhand how louis met him (almost boy 129 homosexually serial killed)#i would like to see what lestat makes of that. whatever it is it will be horny. the serial killing the armand cucking all of it #wait. isnt that lestats origin story too. wait...#txt

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wanderrghost · 5 months ago

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i want whatever the lads in Sleep Token have

#i mean. have you seen them onstage???#it's like every single show Vessel just goes 'ah. a song about loss/grief/pain. how can i make this horny'#and then doesn't wait for an answer before sauntering up to one of the other members #or bouncing or skittering or whatever he's usually doing at the time #mostly skittering #and naturally ii iii and iv all reciprocate immediately like 'yeah this tracks'#some of the Creatures Of All Time. the lot of 'em.#sleep token

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witchyfemmee · 13 days ago

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the complexity of my mind is truly astonishing.

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thenukacolachallenge · 1 year ago

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So far, I'm loving that the big fandom topics thus far are "mild annoyance to actual hornyposting about seeing Helmeppo's ass cheeks" and "mild annoyance to actual hornyposting about Buggy the Clown" lmfao

#dia watches opla #i definitely have opinions but ill wait until more people are finished #the funniest part to me is people being like 'eugh why do so many people wanna fuck buggy he's a creepy clown'#first of all impel down also made people clown-horny #second of all this is the cringefail loserfucker saddest wettest most pathetic man website #AND WHO IN ONE PIECE FITS THAT CATEGORY BEST #(sanji too but they gave him some rizz in the live action)

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