#wait ehats the ship name

[t0ast-ghost]

S3 EP18 (The Lights Of Zetar) My original opening here was just lyrics to the song airplanes???

Wish right now:

- Scotty is already trying to romance Mira Romaine (her name is lettuce) I can tell without even hearing him speak

- WHY IS KIRK TALKING ABOUT SCOTTYS LONELINESS IN HIS SHIP LOGS?!?

- SULU what the FUCK

- I feel like people could just say stuff in older television. Like now everyone’s gotta explain what everything means but before they could just be like, ‘yep it’s a warp engine’ and everyone else would agree that that is in fact a warp engine

- uh oh she looked into the eclipse

- Ehat is happening to Kirk

- McCoy walks in so casually. It’s another Tuesday

- I would hate to be on a biobed. That would be so awkward.

- She’s being a dick to McCoy for no reason

- McCoys slight turtleneck coming out of his short sleeved shirt <3

- That’s just a dude chilling in her eye. Oh wait no he’s dead on the planet

- That is a horrifying noise

- “What did she die of?” … heheh well let’s just say- No I shan’t

- Gaining the powers of prophecy

- OMG KYLE. I’ve missed you my bbygirl

- Scotty that’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard

- Spock looks so babygirl right here??? Like???

- Is this becoming a trolley problem? Needs of the many vs. Needs of the few (edit: no idea what this is referring to but it sounds smart?)

- Kirk’s ass Good plan, she’s gotta be questioned, also good to take Spock and McCoy with you

- “Parents deceased” DAMN. RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER

- boop beep bloup

- Imagine getting judged this harshly by the polycule

- I think this would have been a better reveal if there was a bit more build up to her behavioural changes

- Sparkles

- I love Spock and McCoy in the corner for this scene

- “Mira will not kill me.” *immediately dies* /j he was just a little silly

- This is a lot like the exorcist (I’ve never seen the exorcist)

- “Doctor McCoy is correct, Captain.” Kirk looks at Spock like, ‘he’s what now?’

- “You mean ‘love’ as motivation?” Yeah cause Spock’s never been motivated by this. Ever. Nope. Couldn’t be him…

- “Well this is an Enterprise first. Doctor McCoy, Mr Spock, and engineer Scott find themselves complete agreement. Can I stand the strain?” I laughed at this and resumed the show and then Kirk laughed at the same time in the same way and I’m scared.

Masterpost

Episode written by Jeremy Tarcher & Shari Lewis

[emi1ll]

Ninjago dragon rising s2 (maybe spoiler idk)

IS THAT FUGIDOVE

HOW DID RIYU GET THAT BIG??

Who was kreel OHHH IS THE YUNKYARD LADY

LLOYDDDDD !!!

Autism (this is about Zane)

What is fatigue

Is it just me or did Arin’s voice changes

Master Wu jumpscare

OMG CINDER

It did sound very silly

SUBSCRIBE!

This might not end well

Cinder vanished or smth

Ok I’ll continue in like an hour (it took like 10 minutes)

CINDRR ))))

The blood moon is coming 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Idk bagels

Is that cinder or the ninja

OMG PERcivallll

EUPHRASIAAAAAAA HIIIIII :33

OMG GI EYLDFIRE OE EJATRHRR YOR NAME WAS SORRY I DONT REMEMBER DRAGON RISING NAMES THAT MICH

Sora one of my fav trans icons

It’s ok Arin it would happen to me too (it’s the scene where they are interrogating some kind of serpentine)

ARIN GOT HAPPY WHEN HE SAW PERCICAALL BUMBLEBEEE SHITPOJNGNDNJJ 😭😭

HE SMILED AT ATIN OMHH

EUPHRADIA ONH EYAY

Oh no CINDER AND TAD AND THE FURRYS AND JORDANS

OH SHIT VANDALISM

CMON EUPHRASIA YOU CAN DO THIS ‼️‼️‼️

Ion nooo colon ruphtaidaaaaaa nooooooo what are guy doing what oh okay

And very very bad..

Arin camouflages a bit with the coukoud kingdom

THE GUYS SCARED FSCE HFJSHR

A language that looks evil 😱😱

Who is that oh is that guy. I don’t remember his name

YOU CURSEDBTE WORMS?

Gross.. but kind of awesome gross

Who is the forbidden five

Arin why are you standing like that are you gay

Ok that was my fav thing i have wrote in here

A bit too late

Shut up lesbian (jordana)

It does look pretty real

CINDER

ELEMENTAL MÁSTER OF SMOKE FROM SEASON 4 MENTIONED 🗣️‼️‼️‼️

Oh shit

SHATTERSPIJ??

OH NO WYLDFIREEE

He certainly can stop all of you

This reminds me a bit of morro when he appears for the first time to the ninja

Oh shit he hurt her bad AND ALSO ZANE

CMON ATIN

Is jordana and cinder going to have some kind of rivalry

WHAT ARE TO Even thinking about Lloyd

Lloyd talks to himself

HETA THE FUCK ID THAT DREGON EHAT

Oh is this again

Why does he always huh what is that dragon

I love Kai and wyldfire (not in a ship way

Yep there will be a rivalry between cinder and jordana

Yay Nya and Lloyd uhh sibling thing. Idk how it’s called but it’s hermandad ok

It’s wykdfire I KNRE IT WAS HER

WHERE DID THAT TENTACLE COME FROM

Huh what is that

They are so fucking gay. This is about Cole and geo

Cole come back your children and husband miss you

OKG CLOYD KNGXOM

NOOOOOO GET GE FUCK OUT OF HEREEE GEOO AND YOUR CHILFRTRNNIOOOOOOOOO

What a weird way to befriend a dragon

Huh who is that

Oh yay they passed the tests

DHSJHDHS

Hi rontu and heal

They came all the way here to beat geo? Unexpected

NOO BONZLE

Omg coleerrr

COLEERRRREREEEEEEEEEEE YOU CMAE NOT KIKE MY BIOLOGICAL DAD THAT NEVER CAMD BACK YAYYYYYYYY

GAYYYYYY GAYYYYYY GAYYYYYSYAYRUUDIJ

Ohh they are EREALLYYYYYY old

Is bonzle hiding something

Ok I’ll continue this later

Why does Zane have a doll of the frog man

Was that master Wu

Yay gay people

ONG GEO AND COLE HOLD HANDS

WHAT IS MASTER WU DOING IN THIS STORY. ANOTHER THING HEHASNT TOLD THEM YET

Is this a coming out allegory (bonzle)

OH SHIT SACRIFICE. Even cinder and jordana didn’t seem to like that idea

RGALT

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS JAY WALKER

Oh cool a serpentine

HUH THE ADMINJSTATION

A NINDRODI

Mf always has to fucking shut down couldn’t you wait for the third season so you could sacrifice

Oh never mind he is alive again

I thought it was going to explode with them inside the mech

OH SHIT THE COOUD KINGDOM

That dragon is too bright

Oh shit wild mask warrior

ZNAE SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOU TOO LADY I DONT REMEMBER THR NAME IF

Why did cinder smile like that

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT !!!

Huh what’s going on

OH SHIT ARIN LLOUD AND NUA FELL FRON THE BIUNTY

Lloyd shut the fuck up

WHAT THE FUCK SHY IS RIYU FKYING OR SMTH

Oh just nktingness

KAI ARE YOU FUCKIGN STUILOD

Are they gonna fall

Yes they did

BOUNTEY DESTROYED !!! FOR LIKE THE 8TH TIME

OH SHIT THE WOLF WARRIORS ARE NEAR

Oh shit WHAT DO YOU MEAN CURSED

HURRY UP

Eher taking too long HOBSHIT. I JNEE SOMRTHING BAD ESS GOIG TO HAPPEN

THE WAY THEY ALWAYS FORGET JORDANA IS CRAZY FHSJRHE

Ok shut up

NOO BONZLE

EUPHRASIA GT OUT OF HERE!!!!! LELASEBvvvvv! (Not in a neg way)

OH SHIT THE FORBIDDEN FIVE ARE THER

Girl the mech thing kinda gives you away

OH SHIT JORDANA

Hurry up ARIN

OH DAMN

WHAT THE FUCK IS RHAT ARINS PARENTS

Oh it wasn’t it was Lloyd and Nya

TOGETHER WE EIL RISEEEEE

GANDELERIA THAD THE MAGICISN NAMR

NOOOOO BONZLE ID A SOELL AGAIN

Oh shit the forbidden 5

OH SHIT CONDER DESTORYED THAT THING THAT KEPT HI IN HERE

Cinder shut te fuck up

Oh shit man

WH IDOES JAU HAVE SOME TYPE OF DRSTON

Zhongshan the FIGHT SCENES ARE SO GOOD???

NO KAII

Oh shit man what even is your name

Idk what Zane just said but ok

EUPHRASIA AND AANE YOU CAN DO THIS

OK EUPHRAISA ITS JDJT YOU YOU CAN DI THIS

SHE COUDL DO THIS y AYYYYY

OH FLASHBACKS

WHATTHE FUCK DRSGON RISING TRCHNIWUE WITH NYA

Ok can we skip the lesson of the episode

OH SHIT EHY DID HE DESTROY HIS sword o THEVISION

WHAT DI YOU MEA MN DONT WORRY ABOUT MEVVV KAI?????

Shh wyldfire shhh

Why did they fucking vanish

OH MU FCIKING GOD

A lot can happen in like 2 weeks

Where the fuck are they

NOKT IS ONE OF THE FORBIDDEN FIVE

Oh shit

What is going on with jordana bro what the fuck is that face

YAYYYY COLE AND LLOYD HUG I love the brothers

Now HES THE WORLDS HERO””” 😭😭😭

Cole supporting his trans daughter yay

Kai again get this guy out of here (literally)

Ok that’s the end of dragon rising s2 bai

[incorrect-clone-wars-quotes]

i can’t believe we’re finally here (07.12 - Victory and Death)

“victory AND death”

they’re gonna fake their deaths

fuck i can’t do this

i’m so scared

I DONT WANNA LET GO

god this intro

this music

NONOBOBONONONO

I DONT WANT YOU TO END

what am i gonna do

that’s a gorgeous shot

it sounds like ahsokas name in the music

fuck dude

the fact that they’re all wearing her markings. DUDE.

PH SHIT

YEAAAAAAH MY FAVORITE DYNAMIC DUO LETS GOOOOOOO

the droid noises :,))))

BRO.

“he didn’t escape, i let him out.”

rex: w HAT THE FUCK??????

omg pure white clones

that’s kinda rare

OPE

maul is really just. a literal legend huh

all without a lightsaber

the most dangerous mf

DAMN BITCH!!!!!!!!

what the hell is he doing

UHHHH WHAT THE FUCK LMAO

Ohhhhhhhh that’s probably a good idea get out of hyperspace

oh shit where are they even going

corouscant??

DAMNNNNN MAUL!!!! FUCKING POWERFUL!!!!

he recked that all by himself

where’s that

what planet is that

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS

“if they weren’t trying to kill us i’d be proud” REX YOU CANT SAY THAT

oh shit

ooh sneaky music

is he gonna try and escape with them LMAOOOOO THEYRE NOT GONNA LET YOU IN

oh it’s just a moon

AHSOKA?????? what’s that face

is she gonna like. force stuff

ooh that’s a nice shot with the light coming across

OH FUCK THEYRE LIKE. RIGHT ON THENMOON

AHSOKA???!???????????? UHHHHHH

they didn’t even SEE MAUL???????

bruh

bro. i’ve never been more stressed out in my life

i mean i know they live but. oh my god

OH FUCK

FUUUUCK THATS A LOT

OH COURSE THEY WERE FUCKING WAITING FOR YOU. FUUUUCK

OH MY GOD NO

NONONONONONONONONONONOON

JESSE BABY!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!

you’re right they don’t :(((( you need to get out

rex thank you for saying something

:((((((( fuck

HES FUCKIGN CRYING FUUUCK

ME TOOOOO REX ME TOOOO

he’s not just a good soldier he’s a good man!!!!!

oh my god

jesse :(((((( baby come back i love you

AN IDEA???? girl.

rex doesn’t like the phrase “i have an idea” it means anakin is about to do something stupid

god droid noises are SO CUTE

oh jesus i forgot about maul

oh do. do they not know rex is freed

did he just say execute IT?????? IT????? JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW DO THEY KNOW WHO DARTH SIDIOUS IS??? bro

JESSE. BABY PCME ON . I LOVE YOU.’

JESSE LISTEN TO HIM. JESSE

FUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

“yeah i didn’t much like being a commander anyways” AHSHFHFJFJJDBFKSKFJJDJD

OH FUCK ITS HAPPENING EIGHT NOW

OH SHIT

OH SHIT!!!!

why did he have her lightsabers?? to make it look more real??

MAUL I WILL FUCKING . DESTROY YOU

DONT EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT

YOU BITCH

MAUL!!!!! i will MAUL YOU!!!!!

jesse :((((((((( come on

OH FUCK

JUST UHHH USE THE FORCE

YEAH DROIDS!!!!!

NOOOOOO

FUCKING MAUL!!! FUCK OFF!!!!

catch it with the FORCE

YEAH!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oh fuck oh fuck

DONT LET GO DONT LET GO

fuck they let go

NEVER LET GO REX

fuck fuck fuck fuck

SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GONBA DO NOW

well fuck

oh course he fuckign got away

jesus

THAT WAS SO FUCKIGN COOL WAIT

REPLAY

OH MY GOD

FORCE USE THE LIGHTSABERS AND DIG A HOLE

BRO. AWESOME

no one:

rex: being thrown off of platforms and falling against his will

someone make a series this has happened so often

oh fuck

OH FUCK

I FORGOT THEY WERE DOWN THERE AHAHHAA

PH SHIT LMAOOO

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOONONONONOONONONO

holy shit if these aren’t the two most powerful goddamn people in the galaxy. BRUH.

of course it’s the furthest one away OF COURSE

IT HAPPENED AGAIN DHFJFKJFKDKFJDKIFS

HE LOOKS SO FUNNY

GODDAMNIT LMAOOOOO

FUCK SHE GOT HIT

cmon rex baby you got it

haha yeah you’re gonna break apart

and that’s on letting a psychopath loose 😌

FUCKING JUMP GIRL!!!!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

WHATS GOING ON

I THOUGHT SHE MADE IT EHATS HAPPENING

FUCK

FIND HER REX

that’s terrifying lmao

oh thank god holy shit

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

WHAT???????? COME ON!!!!!!!!!

JESUS CHRIST

force push cmon

just FUCKING GRAB OT AHSOKA

HOLY FUCK OH MY GOD

jesus christ

oh my fucking god

they fucking . made it

can you BELIEVE!????????

is this the fake graveyard scene

perhaps?

jesus this looks so creepy

they took down an entire fucking. BATTLE SHIP BY THEMSELVES

absolute legends

yeah it’s the fake graves

that’s a shovel

THE ROBE. OH MY GOD

OH MY HOD

OH MY GOD

THE FUCKING . BRO

oh my god.

jesse

the symbolism?? amazing

what’s this????

oh boy

i don’t like this music

what’s happening

IS THIS THE FUCKINGN EMPIRE??????????

THIS IS THE FUCKING EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS A FUCKIGN STORMTROOPER!! BITCH!!!!!!!

no

nope

absolutely not

i will not be finishing this episode

NOPE. WILL NOT.

it only takes 0.2 seconds of darth vader breathing for me to absolutely fucking peace out

NO FUCKING WAY. NO.

fuck but i have to finish it

SHIT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are they gonna show him

I DONT WANNA SEE

FUUUUUUCK

can he like. sense her presence

i hate this what the fuck

FUCK

DONT EVEN . WHAT THE FUCK

BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ITS HER FUCKING BIRD THING!!! SHE CAN SEE SHES WATCHING!!!!!!!

man fuck this

HES GONNA TAKE IT?????

fuck that shot man

wtf

WHAT THE FUCK

oh my god

[acnara]

okay, so I was on ao3 and I think I stumbled on your account on there. Could you tell me about the valour!harry au pretty please? I absolutely LOVED it!

OKAy so im gonna tag @darling-potter bc u know i saw that comment on ao3 (❤) and i thought hey lets combine this and give like. A big chunck of plot away lmao so anyway

• This whole Valour AU thing started when Cursed child came out (me, stating the obvious) because @trippingonflatsurfaces and i just couldn’t wrap our heads around WHY valor. Like, its such a explicitly Gryffindor trait?? It could not be to make the public think of the dark lord a a hero i mean, they were torturing Muggleborns in the freaking castle and had dementors wandering around i dont think JK’s Voldemort was all about that politics life ya know. So why?? Was it like, a mockery of his 2 enemies, both Gryffindors?? But then why not courage (100% identificable no fake gryff trate) or boldness (sounds more of a mockery than valour) was it because it started with V too and Voldemort 36 times champion of acronym competition liked the sick aesthetic???

• well you get the idea we where half making fun of the idea half actually trying to understand why Voldemort would allow people to say his name and why pair it with Valour of all things like one would think he would go for something more like himself

• and then, like the true shipping trash i am, the unverse forces that rule the harrymort ship descended on me and gave me The Idea

• why would Voldemort, who has spend YEARS making sure his name was feared as a way to impose fear and respect suddenly let other people just say it like it meant nothing. Like, not even Lord Voldemort Day or anything, and as Chelle put it, why not my lord or the Dark Lord WHEN IN THE BOOKS HE IS REFERRED AS SUCH 987661% OF THE TIME?

• well maybe

•MAYBE

• he is not the only dark lord.

• maybe ppl cant just say “my lord” or “the dark lord” or “you know who” anymore and actually know WHO they are talking about

• and if there was another dark lord and people went around saying “for Voldemort and Valour"  and not something like "for Voldemort and THE Valour”

•hey maybe there was something there

• maybe they needed no “the” bc Valour was not a trait, but a person

• Valour. Such a gryff name beautiful

• and which gryff bitch do all of us shippers love but would also have chances at surviving Voldemort’s rein??

• well no other than fan fave Harry *well shit u my horcrux???? U cant die now* Potter.

• and guess who is supposedly death since the Battle of Hogwarts, when he realized he was a horcrux?? Well harry potter

• so the thing was: what if harry is still alive? And what if he was the other half of the saying, lord Valour???

• at this point chelle and i were fangirling already bc it fit so well with the narrative of curse child??? As in it made no fucking sense but it /could/ if you believed enough. And boi did we (do we) believe

• anyway we made the back story, as in, everything that happened before the lord Valour persona was like “created”. I’ll sare with you both common and personal headcanons bc i like talking and i cant shut up apparently

• so. Cedric diggory kills Neville. That’s cursed child explanation to why Voldemort won. And then, Harry finds out he is a horcrux. He goes to the forest and ya know his friend neville died, murdered buy this guy who used to be nice and friendly till harry beat him in the tournament. And y'all know harry, who would he be if he didn’t think every single murder in this series is his fault in some way??? So maybe he goes to the forest feeling less numb and conceal dont feel dont let him know and more of a mess.

• and in true every harrymort fic ever written Voldemort finds out harry his horcrux that night via mind reading or something

• next thing you know harry is a dungeon been tortured bc keep him alive is not the same as keep him unharmed while everyone in the world knows it. No dead HP folks, just he being tortured to insanity.

•and you know somewhere in between the torture and the taking over the world and the harry trying to remain as sane as he can chelle’s fave trop comes to play: good old lima/Stockholm syndromes

• Bc you cant spell canon based harrymort without a lil bit of these two.

• so bam there u go they want/love each other  (i tried to kinda hint this in the fic but I’m not sure if i succeeded?? Voldemort’s whole i did not like him but boi do i like him no w)

•and anyway yes that is the background for the fic. Eventually they reach a point were Voldemort wants ppl to respect harry (he is mine anything mine fucking perfect blah blah we have all read this paring before) and lord Valour happens, bc harry is pretty badass on his own

•Wait did u forget about harry being tortured till insanity well u shouldnt have thats ehat is gonna give us a plot for everything after my lil fic lol

• so Scorpius. As a lil background in what imagined he would be in the cc world he would be an asshole. He also flirts with Valour/harry bc he doesnt know better. Hint at why Voldemort doesnt like him

its a type of harry vs bella but low key bc its just irritating that the little shit would really think he has A Chance. Verry. Irritating. Harry plays the Scopius has a crush card often he finds it hilarious

• anyway this new scorpius acts weird time travel etc. Harry investigates and he opens a portal between the two worlds following scorpius. And badumm tss harry finds out the other harry

•this harrys life is boring. Married to ginny go figure. Auror. No parseltongue. Boring, lord Valours life is way more interesting tbh

•some plot was gonna happen amd then woah wait this harry has something he does not. This harry has kids.

• so u see where a lil insane harry is going right

• ITS CHILD KIDDNAPING TIME THEY ARE ALM MINE NOW SUCK IT BELLA U HAVE DELPHI??? I HAVE 3 KIDS BITCH.

• Voldemort would ended up finding out of course. He is not very into the kids, but shit what??? Harry married the read head???? Does he have to kill her in every fucking dimension to keep her away from what is his???? Yeah harry you can keep your new pets of you like i guess

• Just yeah. Very plotty okay this are like random details and scenes bc harry and ginny would want to save the kids and dimension bs everywhere but yeah the idea was a bit of a war between the two worlds and everything kind of Dead Man’s Tale just not at all lmao

• anyway we wanted to do lots of things and you are totally welcome to join i love this au