#wait edit. the only guy capable of actually getting vash out of it is WW who is technically an Undeserving Sinner but in keeping him alive

[plantknife]

swap au/the other guy picked up the bible AU thoughts.... eldritch vash who likes humans sooo much he wants to induce a rapture (he thinks hes the Angel of death) vs knives who definitely doesnt LOVE humans but finds their resilience kind of impressive and worth preserving... he's convinced he can talk vash out of it but vash is fully insistent on "freeing" humanity via Mass Painless Death (politically correct genocide) & keeps doing it small-scale to literally anyone knives has positive interactions with because if nai likes them, surely he would LOVE if they got an instant ticket to the Afterlife Cosmos Where Everything Is Great :))) right nai??? NAIIIII WHY ARE YOU RUNNINGGGGG