#* 01 ⸺ 𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐚 🟎

[plantknife]

swap au/the other guy picked up the bible AU thoughts.... eldritch vash who likes humans sooo much he wants to induce a rapture (he thinks hes the Angel of death) vs knives who definitely doesnt LOVE humans but finds their resilience kind of impressive and worth preserving... he's convinced he can talk vash out of it but vash is fully insistent on "freeing" humanity via Mass Painless Death (politically correct genocide) & keeps doing it small-scale to literally anyone knives has positive interactions with because if nai likes them, surely he would LOVE if they got an instant ticket to the Afterlife Cosmos Where Everything Is Great :))) right nai??? NAIIIII WHY ARE YOU RUNNINGGGGG

[plantknife]

i know i know i said no shipping but speaking of shipping one thing that SENDS me abt Nai is that his ass is CHEWING and SCREECHING in bed. not even in a sexy way hes acting like your 8 year old demon cat at the vet. he keeps pulling knives out of nowhere and you have to dodge them. there's an obstacle course to find the g spot (he restructured his plant organs and its in his ear now). you get near his c|it and he kicks so hard it breaks ur nose. he is fully enjoying himself and having a great time during all of this.

[plantknife]

post 98 vash & knives but they act like the most hateful siblings ever. knives is barely recovering but of COURSE he's gonna try to kill vash's friends at every opportunity just in case THIS time it sticks. vash is forcing him to play with the other kids by repeatedly threatening to shoot him again... and he DOES. the sixth time knives gets shot in the knees (Year 1 Of Rehabilitation) he whinges about the permanent damage his evil evil baby brother vashuu is causing him (because vash is a Horrible P-) and vash is like yeah haha. You know what? It's almost like I'm not even cutting your limbs off. You know. Like an asshole. Don't you think that would make me an asshole? [THREAT] and then knives shuts the fuck up for a blessed 2 whole weeks.