#wahghh

[majimaisms]

@goromibestgirl YOU GET IT......... i think its also like. worth noting that majima is not only sacrificing his freedom for kiryu over and over again but also going out of his way to make sure kiryu doesnt feel indebted to him for it. by making it into a fight (which he is losing on purpose), by keeping up the cold and indifferent facade. he can plausibly deny his actual motivations, he can say "i didn't do it for you." and the reason kiryu asks majima to look after the tojo is because he assumes majima has just as vested an interest in its future as he does.

but what kiryu doesn't understand is that majima doesn't need persuading. majima is literally just humoring kiryu because he understands that logically, he should be putting up a fight. it's literally just because kiryu would feel bad if he just accepted to go back to the clan. (and he gets to fight kiryu as a treat.) but he would. he would do it in a heartbeat.

so the mad dog mask also helps his loved ones underestimate how much he cares about them. this gives majima the "freedom" to sacrifice himself for their sake, betray himself for their sake, because it prevents feelings of excessive gratitude that would cross over into feeling indebted to him. which. wow i wonder where he learned that lesson

this was the biggest lesson majima learned in yakuza 0 -- that people you respect and love for being "good" people are not in fact selfish, and they don't want you to sacrifice yourself for them. they'll feel bad about it. you can't do them any favors that way. now imagine the series if someone had made kiryu understand this. lol

not that understanding it has done majima any favors btw. he's just learned how to do it without them knowing, and that's how he continues to have meaning in his life

[martyrbat]

prom night — solo #1

(ID in alt!)

[xolliwritez]

GUYS GUYS GUY-

Legit characters with stubble make me smile so much

[oppositeslut]

i need to workout....I haven't since last Tuesday......I need to get strong and lose chest fat......but I'm so tired......and the bus always makes me feel so awful.....why.......... this never ending cycle

[aristotlesantlers]

@grofpilled

A former stray very happy to be inside

[tottymatsuno]

Imagine him pregnant and this wouldve been me line for line aboit Todomatsu

[demonstars]

post more about her people we need the numbers!!!!!

PLELASEEEEEEE

[timothylawrence]

i dont care abt the tadpoles i dont care abt the cultists can I PLEASE just dance with Wyll im BEGGING

[doyouremem8erme]

why are we blackrom now what did i doooooooo........

IT SHOULD BE ME PINNED LIKE A BUG IN A DISPLAY CASE WHY DO U HATE MEEEE

Because you don’t deserve to be pinned like a bug in a display case. Fucker. 😒

[oya-oya-okay]

GOD HE LOOKS SO COOL✨✨✨ I cant

I STILL CAN'T CALM DOWN WAHGHH

[lagomorphics]

POINTING CONTEST

👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈👈🦇

WAHGHH POINTING CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[rosemaze-reveries]

do you have any platonic ships?

rubs my grimey gremlin hands YES I DO and i love this question. the manor is literally one big playground for squishing different dolls together & there's so many ways this could go. let me also send this question back to you bc i LOVE hearing about others' fave dynamics

The group I think about most is probably the Kamaty Moon gang (Naib, Anne, Vera, Norton). I've been chipping away at a fic set in that AU for a few months now. They gave me campy found family adventure vibes and I felt like 😭😭 wahghh this is too cute.... I see their dynamic as something like this: Naib is their spiritual leader who's too self-sacrificial for his own good, Anne is the gentle idealist, Norton is the wily "robin hood" that will probably end up betraying someone, and Vera is the token snoot but she's more tolerable when glimpses of Chloe jump out. They're kind of stripped down to fantasy archetypes but ig that's the point. MY SILLIES I got attached T__T

Sangria & Margie - My 2 faves interacting omg....? 😳 (that's it).

I need to see them have a wine & vent sesh together. All their lives they've placating placating placating, everything is my fault always, how can I be more agreeable to appease the men around me? I think they both need someone they can let their hair down around. Sangaretha sisterhood is everything to me godbless.

I really adore any familial (ish?) bonds in canon, so Mike/Murro and Bonbon/Alice/Bane are special to me T__T♡

Keigan/Anne started growing on me too 🥹

Other than that I don't have any other strictly platonic ones.. Might be forgetting some. I like a LOT of romantic ships and a lot of "it doesn't matter if they're platonic or romantic or a secret 3rd thing, I just want to see them together" pairings. An actual omnivore w idv pairs. I like most anything as long as there's a lot of drama!!

[miratenebrarum]

📝 Favorite headcanon for Dismas, P, and Zazel?

[ talking about my little guys ; ACCEPTING ]

[ anything involving Dismas' backstory with Vvulf is a big favorite of mine fnasdg literally the worst time of his life - which says a lot considering his current adventures in the hamlet or literally during the apocalypse - but it's. so interesting to think about. the mental image of this young lad finding himself against an entire group of fucked up criminals and still trying to bite their fingers off and soon enough forced to kill a giant boar to prove he's worth staying alive. wahghh. augh!!!!! ]

[ hoarder P is very important to me and i dont even know why. just the idea of him picking random stuff on the street, going from a broken wheel to a sword, and dragging it in his room??? idk its good. its fun ]

[ and someday ill play more with Zazel and her kinda-sorta-immortality involving an accidental handshake with some eldritch god. it's fun and epic. ]

[wishi-selfships]

Happy two year anniversary! Denji told me he is very happy that he met you and said you are the most amazing person in the world ^^

•□•!!

WAHGHH THIS IS SO SWEEY >■<!!! sorrgy I just saw this now 🙇🏽‍♀️ but also ,,,, whehwheheehee kicking my feet giggling

!! Seriously hopping up and down in joy and whimsy and excitement and happiness and—

[leenunzio]

WAHGHH<3 sorry for art style changing I've consumed too much of my fav artists

[dalvs-wife]

OOMFIE I'm bringing you dalv plushie. i care you

OUHHH SNRFFFF THANK YOU OOMF <3333 TYSM WAHGHH