#wackus bunkus

[luxthestrange]

TTIGRIAS Incorrect quotes#28 Tempests's wackus bunkus

When Rimuru and The Others are on their way kill the Falmuth army...

Rimuru*With you in his arms looking at the camp the king is*What do you think Wackus Bunkus?~

Y/n*Smilling innocently at him eyes look down at the human men*

◉ ̫ ◉...Kill them

Rimuru: *surprised gasps and tickles your chin, smirks down at the soon-to-be offerings* oh! You naughty Wackus Bankus!~

[atiny-piratequeen]

Oh u naughty wackus bunkus

[ihatebnha]

When you make a gesture to your boobs, for example, communicating to kirishima about how much they bother you while holding them (LIKE IT'S GIRL TALK) he isn't sure where to look because he doesn't want to look like a creep but your boobs are so hypnotizing

This was inspired by a friend group I had in high school that would talk about bra sizes while touching their boobs unconsciously and I was like 👀

OMG just the other day I was thinking about that one vine w/ the guy who walks into the room full of girls holding their boobs, and goes, "OKAY, what'd we lose???" and grabs his tits too LOOOL, like that's 100% kiri...

but adjflasdkl cuz that's sorta unrelated and you're gonna make me go insane over this, seriously. Can't stop thinking about the blush he gets and the way he tries to cover his cheeks while glancing between you and the ceiling, like that's any better.

"See Kiri, it's just... look, they're just so !!!"

And he's just, "oh yeah, um, yeah. That's uh... yeah." GLSKDJFIKSVJGD

And not to derail, but... this + something about Kirishima who has a FAT crush on you but gets treated like one of the girls because he's been your best friend for ages................... it's like he doesn't realize maybe you're doing it all on purpose because you want him to snap.

He goes home and texts the boys like, "yeah, y/n showed me their bra today" and everyone (who knows he's down bad) is just like... KIRI. ARE YOU THICK?

(It gets even worse the next time when you ask him if your pants make your butt look weird. baby, that man is WHEEZING)

[kingkatsuki]

jO BAKUGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if you think you couldn't pull bakugo, you're NUTTY!!!!!!! like how can u be one of thee most popular authors on this gd site and say that, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY CHARISMATIC ENOUGH FOR HIM?????!!!! fierce and sassy and loyal and always defending your friends, wtf, he'd LOVE YOU??? not to mention your characterizations prove you understand him to a t???? bitch WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????? where is my wedding invitation, queenjo? huh? HUH???

also shindo is dating that fucking... turtle girl, you absolute wackus bunkus.... he's YOURS. keep him.

Crying and throwing up. Caitie you didn’t have to do this😫You’re literally the sweetest tysm🥺

Literally lifting up every person on this app💕

The last fucking line sent me “turtle girl”😭😭😂😂

[kshira]

Bingus anon is here to inform you that I have been autocorrected several times today…Baji’s name is now Baja -bingus anon

all i think about is that tik tok with wackus bunkus (idk if i spelled it right) but it makes me laugh every time with your name and baja, like baja blast!

[tettatonin]

i hate yall im embarrassed now how does no one know that wackus bunkus tiktok audio

[ihatebnha]

oh lmao I remember i just like drama 💀

BAHAHAHHHH i'm flattered that u thought it would be juicy and exciting tho.... bc me too😔✌🏻

[ihatebnha]

BRO THE TP GAMES LMFAOOO

I think they mean like, back in school when u get a handful of tp (clean) and then wet it in the sink and throw that soggy mush at the wall/ceiling n it makes a THWACK noise lol, it’d be a game of who can throw the highest/farthest and make it stick the longest. my friends n i used to hide in the bathrooms from the teachers so we could waste time (and tp…and water…)

NO WONDER you don’t like deku, you were a naughty naughty wackus bunkus in school and now you want a bad boy🤪🤨

Please, tho… do tell me HOW and WHY and WHAT about this reminds you of deku??? When he’s… nutting? Or his personality??? HUH????