#waaaaah yay

[clannfearrunt]

>Video: "this is Aedes aegypti"

>looks at footage

>it's Aedes albopictus

[femmeknife]

there are so many people in the world who care about me and think of me and it's really wonderful but also so overwhelming i can't keep up!!

[skyward-floored]

WAAAGH OMA

This is so pretty that background is amazing oh my goodness and their HUG aaaaaaaaabkjfsjvddhh

THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO NICE 😭

A quick “Feel Better” drawing for sweet @skyward-floored since she’s feeling sick!

I hope you get all the soup and love in the world ❤️

Based off her lovely fic ”Fireflies” which is super lovely and has the hug from Wild we all need

[ceritamelayuboleh]

PENANGAN “RACUN” OKLINFIA

PT 3: Cabaran Perahan Oklinfia

Keesokan paginya aku bangun awal, mandi dan bergegas keluar dari rumah. Aku memberitahu ibu bapaku yang aku hendak kesekolah tapi sebenarnya aku terus ke rumah Oklinfia. Aku dengan gementar mengetuk pintu rumah Oklinfia.

“Waaaaah, awalnya Helmi ni, mari masuk,” kata Oklinfia sambil mengalu aku masuk. Oklinfia menghidangkan kepada ku dua gelas jus nenas.

“Minum ini Helmi, saya akan bawa topeng u,” kata Oklinfia sambil ke bilik. Aku dengan segera minum kedua-dua gelas jus nenas. Selepas beberapa minit, Oklinfia membawa topeng untuk aku. Aku dengan segera memakainya dan mengikut Oklinfia ke biliknya. Strim langsung telah dimulakan dan aku dapat melihat ramai orang sedang meluang masa diruang chat.

“Ok semua, lelaki misteri pun dah sampai, awal dia sampai hari ni sampai dia ponteng sekolah,” kata Oklinfia tertawa sambil memperkenalkan aku di strim langsungnya. Aku diminta berdiri tegak selepas memperkenalkan wajahku yang bertopeng di strim.

“Cabaran hari ini adalah..,” kata Oklinfia sambil tersenyum. Dia mengambil sebuah gelas kecil dan meletakkan di atas meja.

“Cabaran Perahan Susu!” jerit Oklinfia dengan riang. Aku terpinga-pinga melihat gelagat Oklinfia

“Mesti semua nak tahu kan cabaran apa ni? Senang kata Fia akan perah susu lelaki misteri ni sampai penuh gelas ni. Agak-agak lelaki misteri boleh beri tak?” kata Oklinfia dengan nada riang dan manja. Aku terkejut mendengar apa yang Oklinfia ukapkan. Oklinfia dengan segera membuka zip seluarku dan menanggalkan seluar ku. Seluar dalam ku ditarik hingga ke lutut ku. Batangku tertayang di strim langsung Oklinfia.

“Ok mari kita mulakan,” kata Oklinfia sambil merenung tajam kepada ku dan mula mengurut-urut batangku. Batangku mula menegang sedikit demi sedikit sehingga menegang sepenuhnya.

“Air pembuka selera dah keluar, yay!” ujar Oklinfia dengan riang melihat air mazi mula keluar dari batang ku. Dengan cepat Oklinfia mengambil gelas dan menadah untuk air mazi ku. Diperahnya batangku sehingga air mazi ku menitik masuk ke gelas tersebut. Oklinfia meneruskan urutannya, tak sampai beberapa minit batangku mula berdenyut-denyut. Jantungku berdebar-debar, aku mula berpeluh walaupun bilik berkipas, aku mula mengeluarkan bunyi bunyi aneh kerana aku berasa sedap dengan perbuatan Oklinfia.

“Dah keluar pun! Pusingan pertama!” jerit Oklinfia dengan riang dan seronok. Air mani ku dikumpulkan dalam gelas dan ditunjukkan kepada penonton strim langsung Oklinfia.

“Sikit ni, kita perah lagi ye,” kata Oklinfia dengan nada menggoda. Oklinfia terus mengurut, batangku yang sedikit lembik mula kembali keras. Kali ni, aku mengambil masa sedikit lama untuk memancut, hampir 20 minit aku diperah sebelum aku memancut kali kedua. Kali ini aku dah berasa sedikit letih.

“Tengok ni semua, kali ni dia pancut lebih sikit,” kata Oklinfia sambil menunjukkan gelas kepada penonton-penontonnya. Oklinfia meneruskan urutannya lagi.

“Nak tahu tak sebab apa batang lelaki misteri ini boleh naik kembali?” tanya Oklinfia kepada penontonnya sambil mengurut batangku.

“Sebab masa lelaki misteri datang tadi, saya beri dia dua gelas air nenas bercampur ubat kuat,” kata Oklinfia sambil tertawa kecil. Batangku kembali tegang walaupun aku rasa sedikit sakit.

“Tengok batang ni, dah berurat dah,” kata Oklinfia sambil menunjuk urat-urat yang tersembul semasa batang ku menegang. Dengan perlahan Oklinfia mengeluarkan lidahnya dan melirik sepanjang uratku yang tersembul tersebut. Batangku mula berdenyut-denyut laju. Beberapa kali lidahnya manja dengan urat batangku, dan aku memancut kali ketiga. Seperti biasa air mani aku dikumpulkan didalam gelas tersebut.

“Dah penuh pun!” kata Oklinfia dengan riang kepada penontonnya. Jam menunjukkan pukul 3 petang. Aku sudah sedikit terlewat untuk pulang ke rumah.

“Lelaki misteri dah pancut dekat 9 kali dan penuhkan gelas ini! Beri tepukan sikit semua!” sambung Oklinfia. Berbondong-bondong mesej dan sumbangan wang diberikan kepada Oklinfia oleh penonton-penontonnya. Kesuluruhan tubuhku berasa sungguh sakit dan sengal. Aku hanya tersandar di dinding dalam keletihan.

“Jom kita cuba rasa tengok susu lelaki misteri ini,” kata Oklinfia. Air mani ku ynag dikumpulkan dalam gelas ditelan dalam satu teguk. Dalam sekelip mata, usaha aku ditelan hilang begitu sahaja.

“Air susu lelaki misteri ni suam-suam, tidak terlalu pekat dan senang mengalir ke tekak. Baunya pun tidak terlalu kuat dan rasanya berlegar-legar di ruang tekak selepas diminum. Sungguh enak, mungkin sebab air nenas pagi tadi,” Kata Oklinfia sambil tersenyum melihatku.

“Saya beri 8.5/10 untuk susu ni, penilain yang paling tinggi buat masa ini, tahniah lelaki misteri!” Oklinifa bertepuk tangan dihadapan penontonnya. Selepas habis strim langsung, aku cepat-cepat memakai pakaian ku dan hendak beredar pulang ke rumah.

“Helmiiiiiii, esok pun sama ye?” Kata Oklinfia sambil memberikan ku ciuaman di mulut sambil meraba-raba punggungku. Aku hanya mengangguk-angguk dan pulang ke rumah. Nasib ku baik, ibu ayah ku tidak bersangkan apa-apa. Aku berasa terlalu letih sehingga aku terbaring tidur tanpa menukar pakaian.

[heyhellohihowareyou]

Why Valentine’s Day Time! was so freaking wholesome

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! In February 😃

Koro being extra as hell

Mimura honey….

Karma: “What could be sweeter than sailing by on an ocean of humilated faces for three whole years, right?”

Nagisa: “That’s a winning personality you got.” 😅

“There’s tons of decent schools out there, if all you care about is your transcript. But, do any of them boast an arch-nemesis worthy of me? I’m inclined to say no.” - Karma referring to Shuu

Is it weird I found that sorta of wholesome?

Oh yay, Sakura’s back!

And more of Koro being extra as hell

Okajima: “And don’t worry, I’m not gonna eat any of that cheapo crap you give out!”

Megu: “Excuse me!?” Look, Maehara got his fair share of an ass-kicking last episode. I think it’s Okajima’s turn.

Rio and Karma sharing a brain cell is always a delight

Kayano’s little screech

Karma+Rio: “We got a shiny new plaything!” Oh boy…

Sugino being very cool 🙂

HAYACHI! HAYACHI!

Chocolate bullets huh? Hm!

Both smooth as fuck 😆

Hazama’s cursed “Valentine”

Okuda: “Here’s your Valentine’s Day cyanide!” Get you a girl who can whip up a batch of poisoned chocolates 😉

Also, I love how Karmanami’s was considered a bonus case 😂

No comes my favorite part…

Isogai: “WOAH! All these for me!?” I freaking love you

Look at him

LOOK AT HIM

Megu: “I thought you might like to share them with your brother and sister.” I freaking love you

The fact that Megu went out of her way to bike four hours and back for those chocolates

The fact that Isogai was worried about her not being able to study during that time

The fact that they’re going to go to the same school together

THIS FACE!

WAAAAAH THIS SCENE WAS PERFECT

Of course Koro’s being a snoop

And of course Okajima’s unlucky as hell

Now it’s time for some good old NagiKae

To be honest I completely don’t know what to say. This scene was adorable as hell but kind of bittersweet and mwah💕

Rio: “Well damn, now I feel guilty thinking about trying to steal from her.”

Karma: “Come again?” Karma that was loud as fuck I know you heard that.

Well, at least Koro gets to have something for Valentine’s Day. Can’t say the same about Okajima though 😗

Oh this episodes still going

Oh yay! KaraIri time!

And it takes a dark turn of course

And Gakuhou’s here now apparently

And he also somehow managed to hold a wholesome conversation with Koro

Now back to KaraIri!

Still with the dark shit huh. This was supposed to be a Valentines Day episode I thought 🥲

Again, don’t know to say but this scene was just Mwah 💕

Also; Karasuma: “There’s no church anywhere near my house, sorry.” With context, that was smooth as fuck!

So in short, this episode was wholesome as FUCK and MWAH💕

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone ☺️💜

[eddiegettingshot]

Thinking about domesticverse bathena buddie complex again. But that athena gifset you reblogged, buck with the 133 :( and hes also holding a small child as he makes sure their families are okay. While he waits for eddie to get out of surgery. Its like a milder version of him in survivors with chris. And then eddie wakes up and he gets his emotional release while eddie wipes the tears and cuddles his baby who has now gently climbed into the hospital bed with him and like. Theyre going to be okay. Yay 🥲

YAY OHHHHHH I FEEL SO SICK AND ILL. AND UPSET!!!! WAAAAAH. YAY.

[toxycodone]

Screaming crying throwing up, 10/10, carpet burn line made me laugh out loud, ending made me teary

- Twobru anon

wAAAAAH YAY...im so glad you liked it *bangs my head against a wall*

the carpet burn line had me dead asf too. When I thought abt it I was like IM COOKING

[corvid-language-library]

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) <333

Oooh yay I love these kinds of things (but also only 5 songs?? waaaaah)

Some current faves:

Leather Jacket - The Vantages (a band recommended by a mutual that I'm now recommending to anyone who's a fan of HIM and similar bands!)

Det Sorte Karneval - Janove (obvs my fave was gonna make the list <3)

Seven Nation Army - SKÁLD (this cover is SO GOOD)

Driving Myself Home - Rose Betts (she gets it)

Make You Happy - NiziU (it's just so fun!)

Thank you so much for this!

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

I don’t see any reason why not to, but as always: my writing depends on how much time and creativity I have so please don’t come at me with receipts if I don’t continue in the next weeks//

yay I’m so glad you’re continuing. As someone who has been here since tayvinslove89 (I think that was the username?) I love your writing and think it’s improved SO MUCH since thanksgiving 2019 and the other early stories! As always, no rush but I am super excited to read the next chapter whenever you write it💜💜💜

Waaaaah omg I can’t believe you’re STILL HERE 🩵💕🤧

[ihophashbrowns]

hi, if u dont mind me asking what happened between you and user @fapper ? ive scrolled their blog and didnt find anything

nahhhh ur good LOL its probably best that i get my side of the story out god knows what she told our mutual mutuals idk

tldr; she blocked me abt a misunderstood joke and then instead of just. keeping it pushing she further told lies abt me and called me names!! yay!! and i have no way of verifying if the two mutuals we share(d) believe her side bcuz i was never asked abt it by them

it started on twitter n she replied to one of my tweets "the way nobody gaf" and we joke back and forward... i said "stop bullying me youre a bully im telling my mom its only my 12th day out here i dont know" OBVIOUSLY still joking... right?

then i before i know it im blocked on twt, tumblr, and spotify? 😭😭 i thought this was because i replied to HER initial reply with "-is what your parents said when you told them what you major in" (a little harsh, i admit, but we were JOKING.)

anw, i sent her anons on my old account apologizing and trying to explain but she just kept replying with "idc" and shit like that. she even posted scs of my tweets on her tumblr? to get people to attack me? i guess? but it never worked LOLL.

anw she called me a bunch of things behind my back like "a bitch who cant take a joke" odd. she called me a bitch a LOT during the situation as if its the only insult in her tiny ass vocabulary.

when i sent her an ask on my old account i called her a horrible person (not for blocking me, but for.... intentionally twisting my words to fit her narrative?) and she didnt post the ask instead she made a post that was like "whine waaaah waaaaah cunt called me a horrible person because i broke the mutual youre so in love with me bitch i can curate my own experience bitch if im not feeling you anymore its not that deep for me cunt"

i sent her another ask telling her that i DIDNT call her a horrible person for blocking me, but for twisting my words because sge didnt understand (or want to understand) that i was joking the whole time.

after she replied "the way idgaf" and reblogged the post saying "we shoukd make this a new copypasta" and then made a post like "omg she (referring to me) was really in love with me wow so obsessed just keep it pushing like i wont tell you to kill yourself and move on." and yeah.

since then, i got softblocked by one of our mutuals on here (not anywhere else tho so???)

but its funny. maybe if she communicated through misunderstandings and didnt insult people everytime she got upset and stopped using aave and liking posts with the n word in them despite being nonblack and stopped feeling sorry for herself constantly and stopped setting herself up to be the most unlikeable and obnoxious person in the room she'd have some irl friends! sad :(

[shetiger]

re: fic author Never Have I Ever

Have you ever written a timeloop fic? And/or, have you ever written a really rare pairing, and if so, what made you want to write it?

Yay, thank you for the ask!

Time loop - No, because I'm not really that big into time stuff. But I wouldn't say no to writing it, especially if I get an idea that really grabs me.

Rare pairings - OMG so many. I frequently write small pairings, but just glancing at the first two pages of my most recent fic on AO3, I spot 6 pairings/moresomes where I was the first one to write anything at all for them.

Usually I write something so rare because I start shipping them, or see how they could work, and then go to AO3 to find...nothing. And then my brain *wants* it to exist, which is what usually propels me over the 'waaaaah, no one else is going to read this' hump.

Sometimes I write rare for other people's requests, which is an absolute delight! I love giving people something they can't find otherwise!

[rhythm-headcanons]

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to rapwomen headcanons because they are my heehoo silys and i love them with a my heart and they WAAAAAH

i wil call them rrw and brw (red and blue rap womna)

i don't know if I have much bbut. Ok so

they are both auistic

they are marroed!!!!!!!!!!!ijn volove

also trangender brw

ANDG more about brw I feekl like she .she doesn't talk much,, like she Does speak but in most cases she is jjust quietl

and they alsp share one braincell because they aer silly :3 !!!.especially rrw she is the embodiment of"share if you dont think"

AUGH this easnt much but but um . Yay

ooh, I love these!

[twinkinspector]

Oh my gosh yay! Okay okay so basically the story goes that I met Tori in college at a baking club competition. The seniors in his program ran the club, so he entered a chocolate sculpture as an exhibition, and I entered some raspberry lemon bars. There were extras after the judges made their rounds and he tried one and loved it. Meanwhile I was blown away by the chocolate sculpture he made.

He noticed me staring at it even as everyone else had gathered around to hear the awards, so he came over to say hi to me, found out the lemon bars were mine then too. And we became friends!

We ended up spending lots of time in the culinary student kitchens where he practiced techniques for his exams and showed me everything he knew. We bonded over food and also not having a ton of friends on campus. He would walk me back to my apartment every time we hung out no matter what time of day it was or what the weather was like because Tori is a gentleman always. Sometimes I would crash in his dorm room too. (He was always in the dorms as part of his scholarship requirements.)

We stayed such good friends throughout the rest of college and I helped him put together his portfolio to apply for internship programs around the world, developing a HUGE crush along the way which he never noticed because he has some self-esteem struggles, which...same lol

On the day we planned to open all his admission letters, I made him his favorite dessert and wrote him this sort of confession note, but before he could read it, we found out he'd been accepted into a prestigious program in Paris and he'd be gone for at least a year if he accepted. It was so exciting and also so sad.

I ended up trying to take my confession letter back but he begged me to read it and I let him which made this all even sadder. But turns out, he liked me too so much.

Of course I convinced him to go to Paris and told him that I would always be his friend and would always wait for him to come home, but that I couldn't let him put his life on hold for me.

There's some major drama that happens while he's away, but he does come home eventually and we work our way up into a relationship and eventually open a little bakery together!

Thank you for letting me share! I love our little origin story so much ^^

STOP I'M GONNA CRY THIS IS SO SO SO SWEET (not just bc it was about sweets)

waaaaah this is beautiful because you meet because of the same thing that takes him to paris and and and THE PASSION

thank YOU for sharing this with me!! i loved reading it so so much and calling him tori is making me MELT that is so cute

the idea of a little bakery is making me tear up brb i have to go CRY NOW

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Yeah, there's a big difference between

"I had X choice because ABC"

and "Ugh D character is a pain in the ass"

"This episode is written annoyingly"

And, what I call the Hetalia route (XD Yay past fandom trauma!):

"THIS SHOW IS EVIL AND EVERYONE WHO LIKES IT IS EVIL"

"AND THE CREATOR'S EVIL AND WRONG"

"AND THE VAS ARE EVIL AND WRONG TOO!!!

"EVERYTHING'S BAD WAAAAAH!!!"

I think the reason us helluva boss/hazbin hotel fans get so defensive about criticism is because a lot of the "critics" just hate vivzie and the shows themselves. It's come to the point that any criticism for this show feels like an angry mob. In any other fandom I'm fine with criticism, but the fact that "critics" have said that they can't wait for viv's downfall + even wished that she died has made me hostile towards it. Haters have taken over the critique part of the fandom and turned it into a cesspool of disgusting rage. That level of hate towards a creator is unfathomable. Why do they think this is okay?

[boombambaby]

Friday Night Hangout!

“What am I gonna do?! How am I supposed to rule an Empire with a bunny tail!” Kuzco dramatically flops backwards into the couch cushions behind him, draping a paw across his face and kicking his feet a couple of times for effect. He aggressively ignores the sensation of his tail being squished against the couch beneath him in favor of his dramatic wailing and complaining, which hasn’t stopped for the last hour or so since they’ve been here.

“I mean, sure I won the race– yay me! But now what?! Yzma still won! My life is over!”

True to her word and according to her only mildly out of pity, Malina kept their promised ‘hang out’ session Friday night. Kuzco was the first to arrive, if only because had basically followed (see; hopped after) her home from school. Her parents were conveniently not going to be home that night, leaving her to take care of things on her own–  and leaving them with the hut ALL to themselve! . . . At least until Kronk arrived. The buzzkill. “Your life is not over, Kuzco. Unlike the time you were turned into a llama,” Malina starts, glancing up from her homework scrolls to stare at him. Kuzco lifts a paw to cast her a withering glare at the mention of that traumatic incident– though it comes across far less intimidating the second his whiskers twitch along with it. “— We know exactly where Yzma is this time!” She continues, gesturing vaguely in the direction of the school. “And she has to have more human potion, she changed herself back from being a kitten, right?” Kuzco huffs and attempts to sit himself up, only to fail when his paws are too short to gain enough traction. He rolls over onto his stomach instead, and pushes himself up that way. “Yeah, but why would she give me that potion, Malina? She hates me! She wanted this!” He pauses, rolling his eyes. “Well, okay. She didn’t want me to win the race. But this is the next best thing!.” He corrects, shrugging his small shoulders. 

At least in this form, his ears don’t really move. When he was a llama they twitched and jerked at every little reaction. “A rabbit can’t rule the Empire! She’ll have to take over as Empress, and I’ll be stuck like this!” Which of course, sets off a whole new round of hysterics. “Waaaaah!” 

His nose twitches as his eyes fill with tears, and he tugs at his face with his paws. “Rabbit face!” Malina sighs and props her elbow against the table, leaning her head against it. “I thought this was supposed to be a study session, Kuzco. I’m supposed to be helping you with your Kuzcology homework. Not playing therapist.” His mouth drops open to reply and he freezes, eyes widening at the very sudden, very strange sensation of pressure threatening to suffocate him. All at once it feels like he’s floating, and Kuzco drops his paws to stare down at his tiny, fur covered body only to notice. . . nothing out of the ordinary. He blinks, but before he can comment on it he’s startled by the sudden appearance of pink smoke surrounding him on his place on the couch. In the matter of seconds, the smoke finally clears and Kuzco glances down at himself again only to realize he’s staring at the stark red color of his uniform shirt and his long, very human legs. “Hey, I’m me again!” He cheers, pulling his shirt out and away from his skin as if he can’t believe it’s really there, before hopping off of the couch and twisting around to stare at his back end MINUS the fluffy bunny tail. “I’m back to ME! Beautiful, young, handsome, muscle-y ME!– NOT A RABBIT, ME!” Malina is ignored for the time being where she sits at the table, watching with an annoyed expression as the Emperor– their supposed ruler of the entire Empire– happily dances around her living room praising the fact that he doesn’t have a tail. She should probably be a little more concerned over the fact that a human-animal transformation just happened right in front of her, but honestly— she’s over it. “Are you done yet?” “Nope! I’m just getting started! Uh huh! Uh huh– uh huh, uh huh, uh– “ Kronk chooses that moment to walk in to her hut, arms full of different homemade snacks, and a sack filled to the brim with scrolls of his own.

“Hey guys! Hope I’m not too late, I was making study snacks—“ He flashes them both a grin and stops dead at the sight of a very human Kuzco mid-dance in the living room. “Kuzco, you’re human again! That’s fantastic!” Kronk greets, as if he weren’t the one to turn him into a rabbit in the first place, and Kuczo can only stare at him as he slowly lowers his arms back to his sides.

“Uh, yeah big guy. I’m me again. A hah.” Kronk nods emphatically and heads towards the table to set everything down. “Guess that means you won’t have a craving for this carrot cake I made— but between you and me? You should try it anyway.” He tells him, setting the aforementioned cake on an actual cake stand down in the center of the table. “It’s worth it. Delicious.”

[52explosives]

[I really do have the perfect FC.]