femmeknife

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I’m afraid that when I say “my butch,” people, especially straight people, are hearing “my daddy.” That’s fine for many. But when I say “my butch”, what I mean is:

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older women

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DONT PISS ME OFF!!!!

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update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

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femme as in, “what can i bring to the party?”

femme as in, “yes i’ll hold your baby so you can shower.”

femme as in, “let me host this time!”

femme as in, “of course i’ll help you clean your room.”

femme as in, “it’s cold, do you want to borrow a sweater?”

femme as in, “i can give you a ride to your doctor’s appointment.”

femme as in, “i brought you a snack from the place you like!”

femme as in, “how’s your family?”

femme as in, “yeah, i have time to talk!”

femme as in, “i heard you were sick, i’m bringing medicine and soup.”

femme as in, “it’s no problem, i love to help!”

femme as in, “i love you, please let me take care of you.”

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i took my friend to Hocking Hills state park yesterday and on our hike I talked all about the (now retired) park naturalist who mentored me years ago, along with the professor who also mentored me and how they got me my first job in my field after college, like I went on and on about my memories of them and the time I spent with them in the park, and then we got to a cave and they were both inside. I hadn’t seen either of then since I moved away seven years ago and then I went back to the state park for the first time since and they were just there. in a cave. they went to the cave together. one of them saw me and said “oh hi! what are you doing here?” like hey fancy us all being here in this cave together huh.

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

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obsessed with the girl who says that if you lie on the floor long enough you will start to cry and shake because your body is 'releasing excess cortisol' like i just think you might be going through something girl

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if you make mean jokes about the way newly out trans women express their femininity i am going to fucking rip open your chest cavity and pour grit in it

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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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even having one true friend or person that loves you can change your life

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when that voice in your head says "it's helpless, it's pointless" you actually really do need to sign that petition and donate those $5 and go to that protest and love your friends. it's lying to you and you must not listen