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Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

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Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

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if you start saying some dumb shit about "transandrophobia"/"letting trans men talk about their experiences"/etc. at all but especially under a transfem's post about transmisogynistic social and physical violence i really don't think there's like any recourse for your soul except for you to be boiled in oil. like you aren't really worth calling/addressing as a person anymore you just need to get boiled in oil

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Every time i purchase a moderately expensive item the Karl Marx on my shoulder is like "For shame... you purchase yet another pair of jeans when you have 5 already at home, you despicable commodity fetishist? In my time, a man with five outfits would consider himself blessed beyond measure, and yet you want for more, while there are children starving in the world??" to which the second Karl Marx on my other shoulder says "Objection! Those 5 pairs of jeans all wildly uncomfortable or have holes in the ass, due to the decline of clothing quality driven by the fast fashion industry, unfortunately making this purchase a necessity... Plus, by purchasing a slightly more expensive pair of jeans from an independent brand, seeking quality over 'brand recognition', they are deliberately trying to avoid engaging in conspicuous consumption!" to which the third Karl Marx clinging to my back like that beetle from Doctor Who says "Remember, my friend; the less you eat, drink, buy books, go to the theatre or to balls, or to the pub, and the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you will be able to save and the greater will become your treasure which neither moth nor rust will corrupt — your capital. Buy the jeans," to which I say "I don't know if any of you have actually read Karl Marx"

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Today's Seal Is: Barrowed Outside Of The Premises

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lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

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i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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i think i just had a regular human experience

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Here in Minneapolis the 3rd precinct police station we burned up during the George Floyd riots is still sitting there scorched with concrete barriers & barbed wire. They had a sign up that said like "Clean Up Begins 2024 ☺️🕊️🙏🏻" but it's still untouched, like a holy or cursed place. Part of the landscape. I pass it almost every day. It's an enormous source of pride for our community.

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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“In my opinion, camp is simply a matter of doing things as if you are doing them. Diving into a swimming pool? Throw your arms heavenward and give it the full Esther Williams treatment. When you dive into a pool as if you are diving into a pool, as opposed to executing an earnest quotidian plop, the result is magical—that pool is transformed from a grody Band Aid–strewn chlorine bath into a veritable LAGOON! Smoking a cigarette? Perform the action as if you are a French existentialist.” — Simon Doonan, Transformer: A Story of Glitter, Glam Rock & Loving Lou Reed

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