#w0lfjaeku

[ask-one-orion-pax]

Hey Orion, wanna know a funny thing between cat owners? Orange cats are well known for being... uh... a little dumb. The joke is that all orange cats share a single brain cell and each one gets a turn-

D told me about this the other solar cycle! He says I display “orange cat behavior.”

[ask-one-d16]

To follow up on the Empurata ask:

Empurata is a medical procedure that hails from an alternative universe's Cybertron that operates under very different rules than yours. Empurata served as a punishment for the worst of the worst criminals, replacing a bot's head and hands with generic replacements; a head with a single optic devoid of a face, and two-digited clamp-like hands.

That sounds horrible!

But…I guess if it was capital punishment for only the worst of crimes…

[ask-one-elita]

Hi Elita, me again! I'm back with another gift, but this time it's part of a duo set! Imma give the other one to Orion once he's open to asks again-

*places a small figurine resembling Orion carved from a metal material on your desk*

Hope you enjoy!

Oh! Well…this is actually pretty nice craftsmechship. Thank you.

[nimbasanerd]

wings of fire and destiny 2. that… sure is something.

@lady-silkwing @arandomaquarius @w0lfjaeku

thought y’all might appreciate this ^^

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

[nimbasanerd]

hello there! im nimbasanerd and this is my blog! here are the rules and info (mostly info lol)

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i am 18

i have adhd and autism

i’m a trans guy

i’m a furry

i am somewhat comfortable with nsfw/nsft stuff

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TOP FANDOMS (in no particular order):

pokémon (adventures manga, any game, most of the anime)

my hero academia (ask me about my oc’s ask me about my oc’s ask me ab-)

avatar: the last airbender (lowkey in love w zuko)

destiny (only ever played 2, haven’t finished it so NO SPOILERS FOR MAIN STORYLINE)

loz (mostly only hwaoc/botw/totk)

transformers (pretty much only prime, rescue bots, bayverse and knightverse)

hazbin/helluva (i love my boy lucifer he’s so babygirl)

wings of fire (grew up w it, don’t like it then get out /hj)

warrior cats (same as above)

cookie run: kingdom (pure vanilla cookie my beloved)

the hobbit/lotr (bilbo n kili r so bbg)

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IF YOU ARE A MUTUAL YOU MAY:

send things thru pms

call me funny nicknames

learn my real name

see my face (maybe)

along with everything a follower can do

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IF YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER YOU MAY:

send asks

submit pictures for my reaction

request me to draw things (i don’t do realism, still life or nsfw. landscapes and mecha i’m still learning. no i will not draw ur oc unless we’re mutuals or i’ve admired ur work for a while)

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MUTUALS LIST:

leechseedtv

officialsvensvenson

postmanretardthe2nd

thehugwizard

pokemonswshfics

diamondandpearlkai

xxrainbowpancakesxx

attcndant

cesar0salad

cccnnnx2

lady-silkwing

howdidigethereimlost

arandomaquarius

w0lfjaeku

the-stardust-crusneker

kitsune-san-kyo

thornyrat

kinderartifact4

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please respect the rules! btw may or may not be opening commissions soon ;3

[ask-one-orion-pax]

Hi Orion! I gave Elita hers, so now Imma give you yours! Consider it a couples' gift!

*gives you a small figurine resembling Elita-1 carved from a metal block*

gasps

Ooh! I love it! It’s almost as pretty as the real Elita!

[ask-one-orion-pax]

Don't mind me I'm just gonnaaaa-

*steals Arcee and runs as fast as humanly possible*

NO! BRING HER BACK!

chases you

[nimbasanerd]

eggs: scrambled or hard boiled, but def with salt

steak: been a while since i could actually have any and im not a big fan of meat (other than chicken) so idrk lol

milk: choccy :3

alcohol: still not quite old enough lol

warm drink: hot choccy :3

@arandomaquarius @w0lfjaeku @the-stardust-crusneker @howdidigethereimlost

hope y’all are fine w being tagged lol sorry if not

[ask-one-d16]

D ORION IS GOING ON A DATE

Yes, I am aware.

[ask-one-orion-pax]

I don't trust elevators, so I'll be taking steps to avoid them.

Huh…?

Oh! Hah, I get it!

[ask-one-orion-pax]

Hi Orion! Guess what... I've finished the Siphonjaw! Mostly-

The Siphonjaw is an opportunistic creature that feeds on any available sources of Energon. As stated previously, it is what's known as a Facultative Biped, meaning it possesses the ability to both walk on all fours or its hind limbs comfortably. Its namesake stems from its unique style of feeding, which goes as follows:

The creature's full lower jaw will split and essentially unhinges to open wide enough to properly feed; in addition part of the upper jaw that houses the teeth that is closest to the back of the mouth will also move outward. Once it does this, a mechanism at the rear of its throat will emit a focused beam onto the desired target, which then said beam will begin siphoning the Energon. As it does so, the seams in its armor will glow as an indicator that it is satiated... for now.

This is really cool. But I’d hate to run into one of these if they were real!

[ask-one-elita]

Hi Elita! I don't really know how much you care for gifts, but I wanted to give you this!

*carefully hands a small cybercat statue carved from Energon*

gasps

Oh...! This is...ahem. Thank you. I will keep it on my new desk.

[ask-one-orion-pax]

Hi Orion! I know this doesn't really constitute as a bug per say, but I'm coming up with a cool lil(well, not really little) Cybertronian creature and I really wanted to tell you! It's quadrupedal, but can walk on its hind limbs if needed, with powerful forelimbs. But the coolest thing is that the lower jaw splits in half when feeding. I call it a Siphonjaw, and the reasoning is that it siphons Energon from- basically anything. The reason the lower jaw splits is to release the method that which it does the siphoning(which is still under development-)

Siphonjaws sound really cool! I love hearing about fictitious creatures as much as real ones, so please tell me more when you’ve finished designing it!

[ask-one-d16]

Hi D, me again! Seeing as you're a big fan of Megatronus Prime, I decided to give you something that I think you'd enjoy: a posable figure of him!

*hands it to you*

It's also got some cool gimmicks too!

Oh, wow!

accepts the figure with a grin

This is...so cool! Thank you!

[ask-one-d16]

Do you know what Empurata is? I've heard it in passing but never really figured out what it is

No, I've never heard of "Empurata." I asked Orion and he said he's never heard of it either.