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hyakunana · 6 months ago
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"My friend, my partner… my Guardian."
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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 4 months ago
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i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do
#whole fkin campaign. idk still not sure how it was but man was in his peacock era for sure#n it's like i need to find a wife i need to make it in 2 (or whatever) months etc etc#but its like a bg task n he didn't speak bout it w others. like he just said that he needs to marry#also idk if i mentioned this but i wrote lauretta/carlo first meet long ago n she was w her fiance#i just listened to “pretty music” again sorry. i like that uh governor or tf this character is#changes his behaviour from one woman to another so real. n that fkin “but im a lucky guy who gets to dance w u”#and “since u know what i need i'll even take your lead” <- fr like im sure lauretta screwed him for several times#just to see if he's really serious good old manipulations w men nothing new nothing superstitious#upd. he probably made a mind budget for this (i mean finding a wife)#n bout lauretta screwing carlo its like in this ukranian song Ти ж мене пiдманула ти ж мене пiдвела#but since he's a strategist he's patient (like i wanted to accent this quality sm i wrote#that carlo started thinkin bout taking moretti's place back in 1932)#anyway. “Challenge accepted” situation and idk fr for some reason when it's carlo eddie lauretta it's always bout playing#so lauretta started playing n he entered this play too. i don't even think he was exactly mad (maybe only for the 1st time)#at this point i have a clear image of how they met n their first dates (cringe word) n how he proposed#ie how it started how it ended. ending was fast i believe (deadline is approaching 🤯)#what was in between i don't exactly know but i wondered just now if he also screwed lauretta (i think yes)#bc i don't knooowwww frrr all this is so bout playing to me#but bout ending its like. boss fight (<- sex) game credits (<- marriage) ((speedrun))#also i was thinkin if he even ever met lauretta's parents (i always thought that no but idk)#can imagine lauretta calling carlo a good friend. i also hm ok#i started to write a comic like a month ago just bout falcone polycule n it starts w#carlo who says that he finally needs to get married n lauretta's mother askin (in a pushing way) why#her n her fiance still aren't married like girl tf. she jinxed it i guess#upd. carlo/lauretta is funny in my head bc right before marriage he did fell in love lauretta didn't but guy's profitable we'll take him👍#she did only after marriage i think bc it was the time when u can finally relief bc it's over#u don't need to think bout no yes no no yes yes will it work or won't etc#woman was able to fucking chill at last. she got the money sorry i mean the man#he's not runnin away let's finally look who the fuck is even this man. why he won't shut up bout astronomy can i get a divorce <- jk#but yeah “я тобi брехала” is so lauretta right after marriage to me (“i dont even know the color of ur hair”)
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kavennnn · 6 months ago
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coil ch
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edit: tumblr stole half of my tags so i put a bad version of the second half of what i was trying to say in my notes :( sorry
#magic and mystery#m&m coil#this one was actually sweet tho#kinda mad that lockhart's getting any credit at all but what can ya do#i think i would be more destroyed if blaise actually killed him#hhow tf did he actually find the chamber tho???#like what could make you guess there???#i hope that gets answered#cant remember how he found out in the hp books either#think he followed them????? maybe???#but he took too long to have followed them in coil i think.. so idk#but it was an incredibly sweet ending#and i like that we got to see ginny's love for chaos form#if allegory writes another year then that year will be insane#especially w/ percy and pansy now in the gang too ??!!#man the gang is going#and again i predicted since early coil that by the end of coil pansy would join the gang#i believed in her#dad snape is back again and thank god too#obviously the pm is gonna mess w/ their relationship#but yk#him getting his name cleared and not being able to do anything abt it im happy but worried abt him going home#how are they even gonna end the year off??? will snape pomfrey and mcgonagall rlly let him go home#theyre gonna have too right??#also the diary is still in play and im concerned#but for now we have a ch ending on a nice note#ALSO I FINALLY GOT MY BLAISE POV ID BEEN CALLING FOR AWHILE NOW#surprised it took this long and that it didnt address things i thought it would#it was good and it made since for him to be thinking like that in the moment#but i rlly want him to atleast address pansy's arm getting broken eventually
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juicemitio · 7 months ago
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Shaving the rest of my head tomorrow I'll probably be ugly but idrc
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mmyriapoda · 1 year ago
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People will really just slap "narcissist" on anything huh
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bloombird · 1 year ago
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???: Hey Burgertron..
Burgertron: Hm?
???: If you ever found or had the power to kill Divines, what would you do?
Burgertron: What-?
???: Would you have done it?
Burgertron: No..
???: 'No'? . . . Y'know, I sometimes wonder how you didn't turn into a villain or whatnot
Burgertron: Huh? What do you mean?
???: What I'm saying is that.. I'm pretty surprised you still managed to keep Cosmopatty around even though they're just like Divines who don't give a s##t about us or anyone
Burgertron: . . .
???: I'm trying to say is that I'm surprised that your sanity is intact and you didn't try to kill or find a way to kill all Divines
Burgertron: . . . Did you really think I stoop that low? Yeah sure! My sanity is barely hanging and I'm surrounded by a bunch of a##holes who never care about anyone but themselves!
But here's one thing, I'm still not giving up on being a good person!
You have no idea how much violence and suffering it all took for me to be this kind and open..
So if you think I'm gonna go apes##t and wanna kill my adopted cosmically sibling for being an a##hole that caused me more trauma. You're dead wrong.
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familiarache · 9 months ago
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what if i make a playlist but its literally just 'u/ryu pining after hime and ichi'
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prettybbychim · 11 months ago
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i see the post-narwhal recovery fics are starting to come in more frequently…mines nowhere near the state of posting but that’s okay bc we’ll all create something beautiful and uniquely our own
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plaidpyjamas · 2 years ago
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k so who wants to retcon/rewrite game of thrones from like mid season 5 on lmao
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scarlettcryptid · 28 days ago
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just came home after being at the ER for 7 hours and all they did was tell me what i already knew (that i have lower abdominal pain and if i get nausea, chills, or lower back pain i should return. i had that all day, even when they discharged me)
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that-sarcastic-writer · 4 months ago
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Too Sweet
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Logan Howlett X F!Reader
Summary: you tell Logan not to hold back anymore. And who is he to deny his sweet girlfriend anything? This is just porn without plot
Wrote this with Xmen/X2 Logan in mind but you may picture whichever Logan suits your needs
Warnings: explicit sexual content, minors dni, piv, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it my children), oral (f receiving), fingering, soft rough sex, Logan talks you through it, creampie, choking, the claws make an appearance (duh), Logan is obsessed with his girl, established relationship
WC: 3.2K
A/N: SOMETHING SHORT SHE SAID. I need to be put down. I am feral over this man. Seeing DP&W got me acting tf up. It put me back into my Logan obsession so I rewatched all of his movies. And now I need him. So here you go. Might write more with him soon. For now is this.
Follow my reading blog to stay updated with my works if you’d like to see more @midnightreadinglibrary
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You were sweet. You were, oh, so sweet. Such a pretty sweet thing. You were so going to be the death of him. Playing with the strings of his sanity, of his composure. Worst of all, you were doing nothing at all to make him go insane. Other than love and care for him that was.
He tried, he really did, he tried to keep himself under control when he was with you, and he was doing a pretty good job of it so far. But god, today, today you were going to make him loose his fucking mind. He had decided to visit you, unannounced he stopped by your apartment. And what did he find? You, in the kitchen, in nothing but a red flannel, his red flannel. Speechless, he was. 
Logan stood in silence, blinking slowly as his eyes took in every part of you with growing intensity. Your legs were bare, your ass barely covered by the length of his shirt and you seemed rather happy like this. Is this what you did when he wasn’t around? And why did the sight of you suddenly wake deep within him an overwhelming need to ruin you? 
Almost as if the intensity of his presence got your absentminded attention, you turned your head to find him standing in the entryway with an unreadable expression. And though a little bit flustered by his unannounced visit, you welcomed him with a soft smile.
“Hi Logan.” You greeted him with glee, all but skipping over to him to greet him properly, of course. You were standing on the ends of your toes and throwing your arms over his broad shoulders while he just stood in ominous silence, only a deep exhale leaving his lips. “Are you okay baby?”
“Yeah.” His voice strained with restraint as he fought the deep urge to throw you over the nearest flat surface. Instead he simply placed his hands on your hips, squeezing unevenly as he gave you an eyebrow raise. “New shirt?”
“Oh,” Your lips fell open in a bit of embarrassment and you laughed softly, flustered as you looked down at the shirt that was clearly not yours. It kind of smelled like him still. “Yeah so, my washer broke, I don’t know what happened to it, and I couldn’t find anything comfortable so… Does it bother you?”
Did it bother him? The only thing that was bothering him was his already hard cock straining against his jeans. 
“A pretty girl in my clothes? I would be fucking stupid.” 
The way his words left his mouth made you laugh. But the look in those hazel eyes was anything but humorous. Animalistic and full of need. Your lips curled up into a smile as he leaned down to crash his lips against yours. Messily and intensely his lips moved against yours as his hands squeezed and touched everywhere he could, as if he didn’t know which part of you he craved to feel more. 
“You’d look prettier on your back though.” He muttered against your mouth, lightly nipping at your bottom lip. You were more than happy to comply.
A string of giggles left your lips as his lips tickled over your stomach. You laid flat on the soft covers as Logan settled between the warmth of your thighs. He pried your legs open, fingers digging into your skin as his sharp canines lightly nipped at the plush flesh on your inner thigh. You gasped, though overwhelmed with excitement.
“Logan.” You scolded him, knowing you would have a mark there, but the sound of your voice turned into a delicious whine when he pressed his nose into your panties, inhaling that oh so intoxicating scent of yours. 
An almost animalistic growl rumbled in his chest, “I’ve been thinkin’ about this sweet pussy all day.” He pressed a hard kiss to your hole, the bridge of his nose bumping your clothed clit. The sudden pressure had you gasping for air, your chest pounding with anticipation.
Your panties were off your body and thrown over his shoulder in a split second, his lips latching on to your clit with reckless urgency. One would think this man hadn’t seen you in weeks, when he had seen, and taken you only two nights ago. Alas, that was one the things you loved the most about Logan, his unending need to touch you, to feel you, to be all over you. You thought he would get tired eventually, but his drive was almost animalistic. He never had enough, though he often held back for your sake. 
His tongue lapped at your pussy with abandon. From your hole to your clit, circling and sucking before diving back into your walls. Squirming, you were chasing his mouth with your hips, body overcome with pleasure as he worked your walls. It annoyed him at times, the way your hips moved and lifted off the mattress with sensitivity as he fucked you with his tongue, when his nose brushed against your clit. With a frustrated grunt, he grabbed a hold of your thighs and pressed your knees against your stomach, holding you down and spreading you open for him to do as he pleased. 
“You squirm too fucking much.” He huffed, but there was a slight bit of amusement laced in his tongue.
Your response came in the form of a whimper, a pathetic sound that only grew louder when two thick fingers replaced his tongue inside your wet hole. He looked up at you with pure primal need as his fingers worked your tight walls, crooking against that one spot that had you crying.
“Please, please Logan.” You didn’t know what you were pleading for. Mercy? Sweet release? To be ruined? You didn’t know. 
Logan raised an amused eyebrow at you, wet lips curled up into a tiny smirk as he moved his tongue back to your clit. He licked and sucked to match each delicious drag of his fingers. The sounds leaving him were just as filthy as the things he was doing to you, groaning and grunting into your pussy as he ate you like a starving man. 
It was no surprise that he had you shaking and crying, overcome with pleasure, eyes blurry with tears, your release rapidly approaching. You latched on to his hair, tugging and pulling at the strands as your pathetic sounds filled the room. 
“That feels so—ugh—feels so good—please.” Were you making any sense? No. Did he care? Fuck no. Seeing you so desperate, so consumed with pleasure, a complete and utter mess for him, it snapped something in him. Deep inside the most perveted and secluded corner of his mind, he liked it. And though he shouldn’t, he wanted more. 
Your release was hard and sudden, your loud sounds were almost as overwhelming as the feeling of his tongue still lapping at your sensitive clit. You were writhing on the mattress, nearly crying as you had no option but to take it, it wasn’t like you could run away, not with the way his free held you down, one hand of his was stronger than all of you combined. All you could do was sob and pull at his hair as he dragged out your orgasm. 
“L-Logan.” You pleaded weakly, throat dry as you pushed yourself up on your elbows, chest glistening with a layer of sweet, lightly clinging to the fabric of Logan’s shirt. All you could see was his dark hair before his eyes met yours. The look behind his eyes was indescribable but it had you clenching you around nothing when his fingers left you. 
Your thighs twitched in aftershock when his mouth left you. You felt him press his forehead against your thighs, his hardened breath fanning against your hot skin for a long second. He needed a second to calm down, keep himself under control, he couldn’t let his primal instincts get the best of him.
You ran your fingers along his face, threading through the hair along his cheek and you silently ushered him up. He complied, in an instant settling between your open legs to find your mouth again. You could taste yourself on his lips, on his tongue, it was all so much for your clouded mind. His fingers were on your hair as his mouth took yours with growing urgency. You could feel him through the roughness of his jeans, brushing against your clit in ways that made you dizzy. You needed him, and you needed him bad. You reached down, trembling fingers fumbling with his belt, but before you could undress him he was pulling back, rough fingers holding your wrist.
“Hold on, just hold on a minute.” He was breathing hard, chest pounding as he looked at your confused face. 
“Wait, why? What's wrong?” God, you were too sweet, too kind for him, he couldn’t do it. 
“I just… Shit.” He closed his eyes, jaw set as tried to control his clouded mind, but he could only do so much to restrain all of the filthy things he craved to do to you. The way you were looking up at him, eyes big with concern, gentle hands holding his face, preventing him from going anywhere. “I think we should stop. I should stop.”
“Oh… I mean.. We can stop whenever but.. Why? Did I do something wrong?” You were sitting up, and the sadness and disappointment in your pretty eyes made him curse at himself.
“No. No. Fuck, no. I’m the problem. I don’t think I can hold myself back anymore.” He finally admitted it, words leaving his chest with heaviness. Your face remained the same, confused.
“Well, why would you? I never asked you to.” It finally dawned on you what he meant, and you were unbothered, if anything the look on your face was of eagerness. With malice, you threw your legs around his waist, pulling him closer. “I don’t want you to hold back with me.”
“Sweetheart..” He was warning you, voice rumbling in his chest as he closed his eyes, one last attempt to keep his composure before it was inevitably too late.
“I won’t break Logan. I trust you. And I want it.” Your last words came out with sharpness, a grueling intensity that had him groaning under his breath. You pressed a kiss to his jaw, almost as if to emphasize your point. And it was like a switch flipped in his head. 
With an uneven breath he was sitting up on his knees, white undershirt thrown to be forgotten somewhere in your room. And you were happily delighted as you watched him toss his belt aside and undo his jeans. He pulled his cock out of his pants with a strained groan and you were holding your breath in anticipation, legs open and welcoming him. His eyes were dark with pure raw desire as he settled between your legs, cock hard and heavy as he kicked the rest of his clothes off like it had insulted him.
“Don’t fucking hold back.” You snapped at him as he held himself up on his forearm, his other hand holding himself against your entrance. Your words shot straight to his cock and his lips curled up into a grin.
“Hold on, pretty.” He rumbled, chest heavy as he sank himself into your wet cunt in one single thrust.
Your lips fell open, eyes instantly rolling at the delicious feeling of his thick and heavy cock splitting you open. It was an intoxicating feeling you couldn’t get enough of; you were fucking sure he had ruined every other man for you. Not that it bothered you. 
The pace he set was grueling from the start, one hand braced on your pillow beside your head and the other on your thigh, rough fingers feeling up and down the skin as he drove his cock in and out of your walls. Sounds of pleasure left your lips almost immediately as the sting of his cock had you dragging your nails up and down his back, leaving red angry marks that healed in a split second. He absolutely adored the burning sensation your nails left on his skin, over and over. 
It was brutal, the way his hips drove you into the mattress as he fucked the life out of you. You did ask him to, you realized that perhaps your lack of restraint when it came to him would indeed be the end of you today, but at least you’d die happy by his cock. His forehead touched yours, eyes on your chest as he forced the buttons of his shirt open. His hand immediately cupped your breast, squeezing and he forced your body up and down on the mattress with each relentless snap of his hips. You cried out, head thrown back as your cunt squeezed his cock, unable to do much other than take everything he had to give you. His hand traveled up your chest to your exposed neck, fingers sprawled over your throat but not putting pressure. 
“Yes. Please, yes, do it.” Delirious, cock-drunk, fucked out, you might have been all of those things, but you were perfectly aware of him surrounding you, caging you in, consuming you. And you wanted all of it.
“Fuck, pretty.” His lips brushed yours as his fingers lightly squeezed your throat. He could feel the air leaving your tightening throat, and the way you squeezed his cock in response had him creasing his eyebrows with pleasure. “This what you wanted? You just wanted it rough, huh?”
You were nodding your head, breathless as blood rushed to your face, the lack of blood flow making you all the more delirious. Absolutely lost, so deep within your pleasure that your brain wasn’t working anymore. All that was consuming your mind was Logan, his scent, his sounds, the tip of his cock brushing that spot that had you squirming. You didn’t even realize tears were coating your cheeks, so lost that your moans had turned into cries. 
“Shh, it’s okay, you’re okay.” The hand on your neck moved to swipe away your tears as he leaned down to kiss your cheek in an attempt to bring you back to reality, the gentle gesture a juxtaposition to the ruthless drag of his cock. “There’s not a single thought in that pretty head of yours, huh?”
He adjusted himself above you, his chest pressed against yours, thick hairs tickling your skin with each deep stroke. There was a bit of smugness on his pleasured expressions, seeing you so utterly out of it, his cock being the reason. Seeing such a sweet little thing coming completely undone by his hand gave him a sense of satisfaction that made his cock twitch. 
He held your face, watching the way your eyes rolled back with pleasure, the crease in your eyebrows and your soft lips parted as filthy sounds left you. It was the prettiest of things.
“It just feels so good, huh? Can’t even talk.” he huffed a laugh, his nose brushing against yours as his free hand found your swollen clit and you were gasping as your thighs shuddered, sweet release building. “Talk to me, pretty girl. Tell me how good it feels. ‘Cause this sure feels so fucking good to me.” 
“Mhmm!” It took your brain a long minute to register his words, it was damn near impossible to focus on anything when his cock was making you feel so good, when you could feel your release so close. “Feels so good—Please, need it. Logan please.”
Who was he to ever deny his sweet girl anything? 
Logan moved his free hand to one of your thighs, holding it and bending it so that one of your knees was damn near next to your head. He drilled into you, fucking you into the matress and rubbing harsh circles on your swollen clit until you were nothing but a shaking, sobbing mess, filled with the neverending bliss of your release. 
“That’s it, atta girl.” He pressed his lips to your bruised lips, swallowing the pathetic sounds of your orgasm as he continued to chase his own. Your release seeped through his cock as his hand left your clit. He braced himself on the pillow beside your head he continued to fuck you into his release. “You’re doing so well sweetheart, take it just like that.”
Tears pricked at your eyes as you sobbed, the hairs at the base of his cock grazing your clit as he abused your hole. Desperate hands latched on to his hair as you held him, simply taking everything he had to give you. He was close, so incredibly close, composure completely gone from his body as he chased his release with selfish abandon. He dropped his face into your neck, sharp canines nipping at the soft skin, surely to leave a mark or two.
“Please Logan. Come in me. Please, I need it—” Though broken, in between pathetic whimpers you pleaded to him. And if he had any self-restraint left it was fucking gone.
The sound that rumbled in Logan’s chest was purely animalistic, a feral growl and the sound of metallic sharp claws rang in your ears next to your head. You gasped in pleasant surprise, moaning at the thought of him losing control like this. It should concern him, it should. But he couldn’t give one fuck. He coated your insides with his release, eyes closed and eyebrows creased into this twisted expression of rapture. With a couple final thrusts he pumped you full of himself until you were leaking around his cock. Only then did he still his pistoning hips. 
“Fuck.” You heard him grunt in your ear, followed by the sound of his claws sheathing back into his knuckles. Your eyes widened with aftershock and your wash chest was heavy as you panted. 
Logan lifted his head from your neck to look at you, heavy breaths leaving his chest as he tried to bring himself back to reality.
“I… I didn’t mean to..” He trailed off, though slightly apologetic as he caught a glimpse of the three punctured holes on your pillow, he did not regret it one bit. You were quickly shaking your head at him, a tired smile on your face.
“Don’t be. That was like, so hot.” You bit your lip, throwing your arms over his broad shoulders as you pulled him into a kiss. He hummed, hand beside your head as he brushed your hair out of your face. “You owe me some new pillows though.”
“Yeah? Might owe you more than that then.” A smug smirk replaced his concern as he rolled his hips, making you aware of his still hard cock, hot and heavy in your walls. You gasped, wide eyes meeting his own. “What? You thought I was done with you?” 
With a hold of your arm he flipped you on your stomach, the sudden movement making you whimper. But the thought of him taking you over and over sure had you eager in anticipation. Though as his cock sunk into your cunt once more you were beginning to wonder just how much your curiosity was going to cost you. Surely a whole day in bed tomorrow would be in order. He was so going to be the death of you. Little did you know, you were already going to be his.
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heartlesscorpse · 6 months ago
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Besides doing my posts w/ Pyramid Head, Ghostface, and so on I wanna share some things with my ocs from time to time as well but also I’m scared and my rambles aren’t much besides the one moot usually looking at them. 🫠
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causenessus · 4 months ago
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get back has me feeling such a way i always hit the tag limit for it 😭 a few centuries from now when they make a history textbook on tumblr they'll have a chapter dedicated to eggy and use this picture as a primary source picture of the followers of eggy
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GET BACK CHAPTER TWO
step two: grovel from afar
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YOU HAVE ONE NEW MESSAGE
hottwin (14:32:56): what's that one song. that one you played while you were crying over ur ex ninjashoyo (14:34:03): wtf man hottwin (14:24:47): ik ik can u just tell me the song ninjashoyo (14:25:55): high and dry by radiohead hottwin (14:28:35): thanks. im posting it on my instagram story so omi thinks im cool
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It takes three attempts for her to get her keys in the door. Her vision is blurred with sleep, and her jaw drops with a yawn as she finally pushes open the door with her hip, and slinks into her apartment, lazily kicking off her shoes. Her evening was spent in the quietest, most selcuded corner of the univeristy library, pouring over different Beowulf translations.
If her roommates are out in the open, lingering in the kitchen or the living room, she doesn't notice. Her mind is a blurred with fantasies of her soft, warm bed and images of the monstrous Grendel, exiled to the swamplands of Denmark.
Her bedroom door is open, and she kicks it shut as she enters, only letting her heavy, book-filled bag drop from her shoulders to the ground before she collapses into her sheets. The muscles in her neck ache so horribly from hunching over to scribble out her annotations that she almost doesn't notice the paper that crinkles under her.
Her face contorts in confusion, and her hand fishes around the sheets until it finds the offending paper. An envelope. She squints, looking at her name, scribbled in large handwriting across the front.
At once, dread tightens around her throat. She knows that handwriting. She knows it like its her own.
Muscles tensed and jaw locked, she throws it off the side of her bed, huffing, trying not to be curious about the contents. She rolls onto her side and squeezes her eyes sight, determined to sleep, to not be bothered, to let it sit, untouched.
She will not entertain Hinata Shoyo.
This resolve lasts for about a minute before she's groaning, hopping off of her bed and reaching down to retrieve the letter off the floor. She rips it open with shaking hands, thinking the whole time that she might throw up or cry.
She unfolds the notebook paper. She chews on the inside of her cheek. She reads.
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taglist: @wyrcan @thechaosoflonging @bedeater @deluluforcarlos55 @localgaytrainwreck @cherrypieyourface @eclecticeggknightpsychic @httpakkeiji @does-directions @needtoloveoutloud @causenessus @kawaii-angelanne @thatonecroc @v1oletfury @lonesomedrive @nnnyxie @guitarstringed-scars @ahdbodhr @nbcvs @garfieldissocool @shoyobub @iheartpinky @choerry-picking @mollyrolls @yogurtkags @yuminako @rockleeisbaeeee @michivrse @19calicos @bailey-reeds @staileykout @iluvaquaphor @lllaw @loveelylacey @atsumuenthusiast @alpha-mommy69 @acowboykisser @milesmoralesluvs @3lectraheart @s1ckntwist3d @dailyakira @lvtilzs @miliondollagirl @strxwberri-s @kokoblep
not proofread we die like men
#SO MUCH JUST HAPPENED WHERE DO I EVEN START#tumblr istg you try and silence me i'll break you down and feed you to the worms#YK HOW HINATA'S ALWAYS HAVING AN ENTIRE LOVE STORY OF HIS OWN IN YOUR SMAUS 😭😭😭#now that it's a hinata smau atsumu has taken over the role AND I LOVE IT SM LMAOO#same thing with static 😭 bc hinata's not there#“i'm positing it to my instagram story so omi think's i'm cool” I DIED#when is it my turn to be an eggy side character and fall in love with the loml (suna rintaro)#also atsumu being SUCH an enabalist#like you wrote him so well that's definitely how he would act#BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING 😭😭 HIS IDEAS ARE NOT GOOD#(it's amazing that YOU write characters so well but atsumu is just rabid. needed to make sure that was clear <3)#HINATA'S NOTE :(((#THAT HE WON'T GIVE UP ON HER#THE PHOTOS IN HIS WALLET#THE TELLING EVERYONE HE MEETS ABOUT HER#HE'S SO ADORABLE AND CUTE#i also laughed out loud though#“i shouldn't have showed up to your job like that. so instead allow me to leave a letter for u in ur bed”#rip bokuto 😞 he tried his best he's ADORABLE#AKAASHI'S TEXTS JUST SCREAM RESTING BITCH FACE AND IT'S SO FUNNY#“what tf did i do” “guilty by association” LMAOOO#i cannot believe that even w/o proofreading your chapters are perfect I LITERALLY MAKE TYPOS 😭 YOU'RE AMAZING EGGY SORRY THAT'S UNRELEATED#hinata's support group is definitely trying their best to support him but they are NOT good supporters 😭 and it makes me laugh SO HARD#LIKE IT'S SO ACCURATE BUT ALSO RIP SHOYO THIS IS LIKE WHY HE'S IN THIS SITUATION IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭#get back: the smau where yn suffers emotional damage while shoyo blindly follows the advice of his three friends#who are all sharing like 1/8 of a brain cell and either it bounces back and forth and is NEVER in the mind of whoever's turn it is to plan#or it's 1/8 total and they all have like... 1/24 of a brain cell#idk fractions#but i did try#ness' favorites but it's eggy's special divison <3
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kandicon · 1 year ago
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Kandi stop reposting my entire feed. Also, shouldn't you be working on your WIPs?
Shdhdjwxjwixwkjcv :p
Yessssss. But also consider:
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Decepticon mask (in progress. I've already spent 5+ hours on this asshole)
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landoughnut · 1 month ago
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My Woman
♡ masterlist - request!
♡ pairing - max verstappen x fem!reader (fc - cindy kimberly)
♡ summary - max fighting with people thirsting in his girlfriends comments
♡ warnings - horny/simp max, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n
♡ w/c & a/n - smau | i actually love writing these ones but ive gotta learn how to do the other types of smau's people make with twitter and stuff ahahahaha
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maxverstappen1 CBUXHNHDUNZ liked by yourusername
maxvertsappen1 WHAT THE FUCK 😫 THATS MY GIRLFRIEND
yourusername HEHEHE 🤭
username max represents all of us 🫦
maxverstappen1 get off of my girls page 😑
username i dont think i will 🙂
maxverstappen1 tf?? yes you will
username no
maxverstappen1 yes
username no.
maxverstappen1 YES
danielricciardo MAX YOU CHILD liked by yourusername
maxverstappen1 traitors. the both of you.
maxvertsappen1 IF I SPEAK-
yourusername YOU FLATTER ME 💋
maxverstappen1 I CANT HELP IT YOURE SO GORGEOUS 😻 liked by yourusername
maxverstappen1 YOU DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THIS???
yourusername IM SORRYYY YOU CAN SEE IT TONIGHT 😉
maxverstappen1 great now i need to take a shower ☺️
landonorris THERE ARE KIDS ON THIS APP
maxverstappen1 close your eyes then norris, you already saw too much.
yourusername CLOCKED HIM
username OH. MY. GOSHHH.
maxverstappen1 ID ARGUE BUT I AGREE 🫠
maxverstappen1 COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU 🥵😍
georgerussell63 kids???
yourusername haha one day, but he means jimmy and sassy
maxverstappen1 ONE DAY?? IM GOING TO FAINT 😵
schecoperez here to inform you max is blushing and giggling rn liked by yourusername
username i dont know what's more unusual, checo commenting or him using "rn"
maxvertsappen1 that would be y/n trying to teach him how to use technology
username MOMMYYYYYY
maxverstappen1 GET BACK I SAY🤺
username DO YOU NEED A DOG?? I CAN BARK 😍🐶
maxvertsappen1 she does not. we are very happy with our cats.
alexandrasaintmleux OBSESSED WITH YOU
yourusername I MISS YOU BAE
alexandrasaintmleux I MISS YOU MORE 💞 liked by yourusername
username dont be shy show some more
danielricciardo disgusting perv
maxveartsappen1 ew fucking creep leave
yourusername blocked
maxverstappen1 😘
username this trio >>>>>
username MARRY ME
maxverstappen1 yeahhhhhh no. 👎
username IM FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE.
maxverstappen1 ive never related to something more
yourusername 😭😭😭
username i need her so bad
maxverstappen1 too bad she's in my bed every night 😁
yourusername poor red bull admin 😔
redbullracing I need a raise 😪 (you look unreal btw ;)
yourusername LOVE YOU BSF
milliebobbybrown WOW WOW WOW
yourusername AHH HI MILLIE ILY 🫶
milliebobbybrown WE NEED TO HANG OUT ONE DAY !! liked by yourusername
maxverstappen1 🤤🤤 liked by yourusername
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maxverstappen1 ON MY KNEES 🧎‍♂️
yourusername ill hold you to that 😘
maxverstappen1 mouth is watering
carlossainz55 i feel like im intruding...
maxverstappen1 you are. shoo 🙃
username PLEASE JUST ONE CHANCE 😩
maxverstappen1 in your dreams 😂
maxverstappen1 i take that back dont dream about her
username this guy 😭
maxverstappen1 HOW DID I GET THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD AS MIJN VRIENDIN ☹️ (my girlfriend)
yourusername AWHH I LOVE YOU LIEVELING 🥹 (darling)
maxverstappen1 IK HOU HET MEEST VAN JOU ❣️ (i love you most)
landonorris i ask myself the same thing every day tbh
maxverstappen1 stay mad and single 🫵🏻😂
landonorris fuck you 🫵🏻😂
maxverstappen1 im afraid thats y/n's job 😝 liked by yourusername
charles_leclerc alex told me to tell you she loves your dress, because her phone died
yourusername HEHEHE BLUSHING GIVE HER A KISS FOR ME
charles_lecerc uhhh no
maxverstappen1 thank you charles 🙄
georgerussell63 max was obsessing over you in the gc just so you know
maxverstappen1 excuse you?? dont out me like that 😤
yourusername MY BBYYY TALKS ABOUT ME TO YOU GUYS? i love you so much 💋
danielricciardo he doesn't shut up once you're brought up
maxverstappen1 shhhh danny. I LOVE YOU MORE liked by yourusername
username can max fight???
maxverstappen1 you bet i can 😒
yourusername no need for violence my love im just for you 💕
maxverstappen1 mrs rabbit has fainted
username i need a man who loves me like how he loves y/n ☹️ liked by yourusername
oscarpiastri lily is dying to meet you!!
yourusername awhh same!! tell her to dm me 🎀🤭
username 🔥🔥🔥
maxverstappen1 🧯🧯🧯
username chat is this real 😭
danielricciardo thats my bestie 💅
yourusername MWAHHH I MISS YOU
danielricciardo ME TOO TELL MAX TO STOP HOGGING YOU liked by yourusername
lorenzo_zurzolo bellissima
yourusername OH MY GOSH IM SHGBKCDEGXEGCUB I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LORENZO
maxverstappen1 WHAT HAPPENED TO "IM JUST FOR YOU💕" ???
yourusername SHH ITS LORENZO ZURZOLO
lorenzo_zurzolo im very honored ahaha ❤️
maxverstappen1 pass me the gun. but let me bleach my eyes first.
username prettiest girl ever
maxverstappen1 she is🫠
carmenmundt beautiful beautiful girl!!
yourusername AHH CARMEN BBY
carmenmundt MISS YOU GIRLFRIEND 😊
lilymhe SOOO GORGEOUS I TOOK THIS PICTURE ‼️
yourusername MHMM LOVE YOU LILS XX💗
lilymhe LOVE YOU MORE liked by yourusername
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username i cant with this fucking caption😭
danielricciardo yeah i told him it was corny 🙄
maxverstappen1 hey i think its nice 😕
yourusername dont worry i think its kinda sweet
maxverstappen1 SEE?? her opinion is the only one that matters to me anyway
username they're my otp🥹 liked by maxverstappen1
oscarpiastri the amout of content of you and y/n on my feed is concerning
maxverstappen1 😜
username she is GLOWINGGGG
maxverstappen1 i know right she's so beautiful
yourusername max 🥹 i always glow around you
maxverstappen1 you're going to make me cry 😢
danielricciardo my favorite couple EVER 👏 liked by maxverstappen1
yourusername BESTFRIENDDD
danielricciardo BESTFRIEND 🤝
lilymhe MY WIFEE RIGHT THERE SHES STUNNING
maxverstappen1 I dont see her wearing a ring with YOUR initials carved into it 🥱
yourusername DONT LISTEN TO HIM LILY LETS ELOPE 😘
lilymhe YES PLEASE 🙏
maxverstappen1 looks like its gonna be a five rounder minimum tonight 🤭
lilymhe EXCUSE ME ?!?!?!?
yourusername MAX
maxverstappen1 😸
landonorris buds lost it
maxverstappen shut up norizz
landonorris not you too😒
username SHES AN ANGEL OML
maxverstappen1 RIGHTTTT 😻
maxverstappen1 MEOW MEOW MEOW 🐱
charles_leclerc not only are you meowing at your girlfriend... but you're doing it on your own post of her??
maxverstappen1 correct, bravo!! problem with it?😤
charles_leclerc .......
username SHES SO FINEEE liked by maxverstappen1
username ive never wanted to be a wine glass more
maxverstappen1 so real.
alexandrasaintmleux THE DRESS AND MAKEUP HOLY SMOKES😍 liked by maxverstappen1
yourusername THANK YOU ALEXXXX
lilymhe ALEX IS MAD CAUSE IVE BEEN STARING AT THIS PIC FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES 😋
maxverstappen1 as he should be 🫡
honeymoon YUMMYYYYY
yourusername 💍❓
username i need her to dom me in bed ngl
maxverstappen HELLL NAH THE ONLY PERSON SHE DOMS IS ME
yourusername oh my gosh max 😭
alex_albon wow comments are getting more unhinged every day
lilymhe okay but i agree with username
alex_albon 👎
username SHE CAN RUN ME OVER AND ID APOLOGIZE
maxverstappen1 how about I run you over instead ☺️
redbullracing he's just joking 😅
maxverstappen1 dont lie to them
yourusername MY MANNNN ❣️
maxverstapepn MY WOMANNNN
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lewisvinga · 9 months ago
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like a damn sociopath | lando norris x fem! reader
summary; in which fans finally connect the dots between y/n’s newest release and lando’s caption
fc; olivia rodrigo
warnings; cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
note; requested !
masterlist !
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liked by conangray, lilymhe, and others !
yourusername: good 4 u out nowwww! just wanna say thank you soo much to the man made me write my favorite song 😁💜
username: mother is mothering once again
username: AHHHHH
conangray: and FUCK that man
yourusername: SO TRUE BESTIE
username: since when tf has she been in a relationship
username: she had a whole secret relationship and a secret breakup waitttt
username: ALREADY STREAMINGGG
username: damn who hurt her?
username: “now you can be a better man for your better girl” WHO HURT U MY QUEEN
username: “i’ve lost my mind… but you’re so unaffected… but i guess good for you” she ate w this fr
username: lily muni he liked? maybe her ex is a driver ??
username: LMAOO no.
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liked by oscarpiastri, alex_albon, and others !
landonorris: i’m doing great out here without you, like a damn sociopath 🤷‍♂️
username: wait…. isn’t that y/n’s newest single ?
username: not lando quoting mother
oscarpiastri: mate…
username: ijbol i can hear his disappointment 😭
username: wtf do u know piastri.
username: THESE PICS ATEEEE
username: WOAH
username: the good 4 u lyrics 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 why u quoting y/n
username: he looks good asf here tho
alex_albon: ….nice
username: ALBON U TOO WHAT DO YOU KNOW???
username: alex and oscar commenting like they whats up🤨
username: pls share w the class 🤗🤗
alex_albon: no !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; not him staring while i took this] [caption 2; i mean good 4 u but i’m in my party girl era now]
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
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[caption 1; well!] [caption 2; at least i look good lol]
conangray replied to your story !
conangray girl…. i know that’s now who i think it is🤕
yourusername well don’t think !
conangray WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE MOVIE?🤬
yourusername he may or may not have been at the same club as me 2 wks ago
yourusername and he may or may not have drunkenly confessed how he regretted how he treated me and that the girl was just a rebound to forget me
yourusername and i may or may not have drunkenly agreed to a date, then soberly agreed to multiple more…😹😹
conangray oh bitch you’re down BAD😕
yourusername he’s treating me better now tho☹️
conangray taking him back after writing good 4 u? we lost her ladies and gentlemen 🫡
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liked by landonorris, lilymhe, and others !
yourusername: guess writing a song abt your ex makes him realize he should’ve treated you better and now he takes you out on the picnic dates you’ve always wanted , like a damn sociopath 🤓
tagged; landonorris
username: WHATTHE FUCK
conangray: ou girl
yourusername: stop😣😣
landonorris: i was a sociopath for doing u dirty
yourusername: u did me SO dirty but ig the flowers n the picnic dates are slowly making up for it🙄🙄🙄
landonorris: sorry, my love 😞🌷
username: omg oomf was right
username: wait but i kinda like them together
username: girllll u write good 4 u only to get back w the same man
lilymhe: ……
yourusername: THIS MEANS I CAN GO TO THE PADDOCK AGAIN AND SEE U
lilymhe: YESSSSS🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳
username: i did nawt expect this what
username: my fave singer dating my fave driver wtf is thisss😭😭
username: they ate tho
username: whatta fine couple tbh
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