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A sociopath & his daycare attendant husband <3

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just from episode one some dynamics that look like they’d really be fun i hope to see explored (and if not then god damnit i’ll do it myself)

- obviously, axel and ripper. i want her to put him in his place.

- MK & Caleb. I think he deserves a little creature by his side. they have nearly exact opposite energies I think it’s perfect

- emma & bowie but i feel like i literally saw them in the intro so

- millie & chase. she deserves to put him under a microscope.

- zee & mk. i know they’re like 16 or something but i think they’d smoke pot together and i am 100% serious about it.

- millie & julia. another literally put her under the microscope thing. i think millie deserves to just put so many of these people under a microscope

- couldnt tell you why but priya & chase are giving mike & zoe vibes.. not a fan but i’m kinda expecting it

- julia & lauren. chaos & calm.

- zee & julia. couldn’t tell u why, i just think they’d be a really interesting dynamic

- MK & julia.

- zee & ripper?? lmfaoo super angry + super chill ... where could this go

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yk im now realizing with the canonization of "its been 15 years since we first aired" that all the original contestants are like. canonically like. fucking 30 now.

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note to self

raj and wayne coaching for peewee hockey. i think they’d be absolutely fucking banger at it.

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the M in MK stands for Manipulative

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I can't make a serious post rn bcs the only thing in my head is transmasc Leo and transfem donnie

donnie: hand it over

leo: what?

donnie: the cooch. hand it over.

like "dad said it's my turn to have a coochie and turtle tits bcs IM the girl now"

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holy shit. cursed tdi of the.. year I guess

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"guys, we need a token girl" says one of the turtles, probably raph bcs he's very aware of the lack of representation they got going on

"don't look at me, I did my time" says Leo, transmasc

"im mikey" says mikey, mikeygender

"i-" starts April, ready to remind the turtles that she's right fucking here, she may be human but she's still a token girl

"I'll do it." a voice rings out from above. the quartet looks up, and there she is.

Donatella Turtle.

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oh Malibu barbie we're really in it now

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not to be the person who says this but like

au where noco has been dating the whole time. like, literally since before tdi. they’ve been together this whole time. they just agreed not to put it on display during total drama because they didn’t wanna deal with everything that would come with it. cody went a little hard into the whole “fawning over gwen” shtick but its bcs she’s likable!! and when she found out about noco she promised to keep them a secret so after initially being annoyed and kinda jealous, noah warms up to her.

sierra is a whole other struggle to deal with but like shes a fangirl who has a hard time realizing when enough is enough, not evil. she respects them when she finds out and also swears not to tell, even though she tends to ramble so it’s probably not the best for her to know, but she’ll figure it out. she’ll control it. 

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noco

thats it thats the post

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expanding off my last noco post i just think they should be in a group chat (post series) with past contestants (the AMOUNT of bonding over trauma in that chat is unreal, they bash chris via memes constantly, there are multiple sub-groups ofc but you know) 

and like every once and a while somebody in that chat is like

“wait, are noah and cody dating?” and the people who know have to be like “yes noah and cody are dating, have you seen the way cody talks about noah? it’s pretty obvious” (noah only talks soft about cody in smaller groups where he knows people better, eg. with owen or in the team e-scope chat)

every once and a while somebody comes to the conclusion and is like “HUH? NOCO IS REAL? AND EVERYBODY ELSE KNEW?”

noah thinks its annoying but cody doesn’t mind when he’s spammed until he enters the chat to answer questions bcs it means he gets to talk abt noah :) usually he isnt allowed to gush on main

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kiri/baku/todo/deku

they go on shopping sprees with endeavors money so much. who holds the bags changes depending on what they’re shopping for.

when they go clothes shopping deku holds the bags bcs his fashion is literally just basic tees and board shorts mans does not care about clothes. he only dresses up when somebody else makes him. 

when they see a hero merch store todoroki sacrifices it bcs if he goes in he’ll have to see endeavors face and he does not want to experience that (one time he’d gone in on a particularly bad day without thinking and had to pay for an endeavor figure he ruined lol)

kiri will hold the bags at any given opportunity bcs its manly and cool to hold the bags for your boyfriends

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do I think transfem Donnie or do I think Donnie with my very specific complex gender projected onto him

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sometimes kris gets berdly to watch horror movies or listen to creepypasta readings with them, and berdly always acts so big and tough during it, but the reality is he’s all puffed up feathers and “kris, did you hear that?!” while kris is just like “lol that was cliche”

they never contradict berdly when he brags about being tough and not scared but it’s because one day they’re going to embarrass him. one day they’ll expose his lies. and it’s gonna be funny.