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re-watching vm v. m9 and i forgot how fucking ruthlessly beau killed scanlan holy shit girl talk about daddy issues
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I’m 13 minutes into the VM vs M9 one shot and it’s already so horny. Already a contender for horniest episode of CR.
#‘what if instead of fighting each other we just have an orgy??’ insane#critical role#cr1#cr2#vm vs m9#kk talks about stuff#kk watches cr2
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YALL I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IT
During the solstice, does Beau see Vax and you go "what the actual fuck, that's the twink I fought in a dream"
I need to know
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While thinking about a potential VM vs M9 Battle Royale sequel, it suddenly occurred to me just how unbelievably horny Veth would be about Grog. Fjord might not be in this one, but by god would Veth be bothering another Travis character
#honestly vm vs m9 2 should be subtitled: Veth's Bisexual Crisis#I don't think she'd be any help in the fight I think she'd just watch Grog and Yasha go at it and not know who was hotter#critical role#anyway I actually do really hope we get this one shot at some point it would be WILD
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Day 517
#ashley of the day#ashley johnson#critical role cast#critical role#pike trickfoot#vox machina#vox machina vs the mighty nein#via: vm vs m9 battle royale
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i keep seeing people's complaints about the god stuff mill down to "it's getting in the way of the rp, they never talk to each other ever unless it's about gods!" which would have been a fair argument... if they hadn't been trotting it out since 30 episodes ago...
like not only is it not true that its all they talk about it also is?? rp?? very essential for telling the story rp?? great for exploring many of the major themes of the campaign and how the characters relate to and understand them rp??? are they just supposed to talk about their feelings all the time with their feelings being completely divorced from the world moving beneath their feet??? i've been watching Leverage with my mom these past couple months and i can feel myself turning into Sophie Devereaux as i answer this ask. does no one care about story anymore?? about narrative??
#i was looking for things so i just reread the ask some brilliant anon sent me awhile ago saying ppl might be less responsive to the hells#vs m9 or vm bc they're less easy to tropify or fit into a fluffy little found family box. and thats where my mind is going now#as i drift into a british accent and start sighing dramatically. probably a sign to go to bed#crposting#asks#anonymous
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Feeling a little bit down today because while Percahlia and Vaxleth are celebrating because the S3 trailer fed them very well, Pikelan got nothing 😭
I’m holding out hope that they’re just saving some good stuff for when the show actually drops (Like they did with Season 2) but it’s kinda rough out here, especially when a majority of the mutuals are celebrating their ships and it’s just crickets for Pikelan.
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be such a downer about it. I am really excited about this season but it’s just hard to celebrate and I hope me just barging in and “complaining” doesn’t sound too childish
Hey, it's okay! Sometimes we just need to vent. Barge away, I wasn't kidding when I said my door was open 💜 (that's one door that isn't a mortal enemy, lol)
I understand the frustration! But keep in mind that it's just a 1:46-long video, and I'm actually grateful that we (as Critters, broadly speaking) got so little. It's not a trailer that shows so much you feel you've already seen 85% of the thing, and thank goodness! Plus, I was a total wide-eyed show-only newbie then, so I'm not including myself in it, but do you remember how episodes 1-3 had Pikelan fans feeling like :-/ and maybe short-changed a little? And then we got the road trip in 2.07 and episode 2.09 was all about the big and smalls! (literally, the other four only returned in 2.10!) And 2.12 and the kiss!! (and the almost accidental love confession :D Oh, Scanlan. I love this dumbass so much.)
Tl;dr you're not childish, you're not a downer, and it's okay to be disappointed. I hoped for more too, and I'm not telling you to manage your expectations; just that we got not even a slice but a taste of pizza that has delicious smoked scamorza, sweet mozzarella, and peppered pecorino, and we know there's creamy gorgonzola on it too, we just haven't got to that part yet 💜 (can you tell it's almost dinner time and I'm hungry? :P)
Lil' thing under the cut for some wild Pike (and Scanlan) theorising, because TLOVM spoilers - let's get excited and enthusiastic about our gnomes!
So Pike looked exhausted in the Hells, right? Poor darling 😬 I'm really excited that she's going with them (maybe to reclaim Percy's soul after Glintshore?).
Also, I really wonder if the flashback we had of her with dark hair in season 2 was an Easter egg or foreshadowing for S3. You know how 2.09 has flashbacks to Grog's youth and what led to Wilhand (and Pike 💜) adopting him? I'm thinking they might (might!) do something like this for Scanlan's death - bookending his resurrection with flashbacks of Pike's. But I'm not sure, because when Kash brought Vex back to life Pike pointed out she'd never tried a revival rite and Kash said it was super rare. What do you think?
One thing's for sure, though, I am NOT READY for the way this season is going to kick me in the heart through my teeth ^^
#pikelan#the legend of vox machina#critical role#tlovm spoilers#ask reply#it'll be okay trust me#and if it's not *humphrey bogart voice* we'll always have CR1#and the one-shots <3#like the M9 vs. VM one ^^
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Death-match Molly!
#cr#critical role#critical#role#death match#deathmatch#battle royale#molly#mollymauk#tealeaf#campaign 2#vox machina#vs#mighty nein#oneshot#vm#m9#fan art#fanart#art#sabbathicy
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I do truly in my very core believe without a shred of doubt that lvl 20 Beau could beat any other CR player character's ass in a 1v1 if Yasha was watching. No this is not up for debate. Yes I am gay.
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#putting this in the tags because I think this comes off a bit h8r-y and it’s really not meant that way#it’s more just a genuine curiousity and feeling that I’m having#which is that I cannot believe we are 42 eps into the BH campaign#it feels like nothing has happened#in my head at least. like on paper I understand things have happened but I just have a FEELING that they haven’t#which is something I didn’t experience with m9 or VM#I’m wondering if it’s a binge vs live watch thing
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i love watching things in a way
#total critrole episodes seen*: 9.#*for the purposes of this post only counting ones set in exandria#which ones? c2 1-4. echoes of the solstice. m9 reuinited part 1. half of the 1st ep of calamity. c3 94-96#might watch vm vs m9 once i'm done w/ m9 reunited part 2? idk#aspen tag#i do think i've figured out what my problem is w/ starting c2 though#already done it so my brain doesn't want to do it again#but also it's been so long that i really do need to do it again if i want to get any further#sitting there in adhd hell. right next to the first couple units of my kahn academy calculus course#i DID watch the animated recaps earlier this month#and was pleasantly surprised by how much i already knew just from ambiently absorbing#timeline wasn't so bad either. pat on the back for me. i still got it#my information sponge swag
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Fjord with Sculptor of Flesh, PROPERLY canon finally!!
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Gonna start exandria unlimited I have no idea what to expect :o
#ignore me#idk whether I need a liveblog tag yet............#maddie liveblogs exu#too late :u#also the vm vs m9 was so fun aaaa
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the cr tag has been too normal lately. im glad a vocal minority of the fandom has responded to the m9 animated series announcement like an agitated beehive that they need to shake even harder
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I am a lonely wife, ailing away, staring out a window wondering when my husband (VM vs M9 Battle Royale 2, where Sam gets to switch off as Veth and Tary) will return from the sea
#I want my veth/tary double-blorbo moment#also I want to see yasha wreck house because she would#one day. one day#critical role
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VM vs M9 is so fucking funny, actually.
The M9’s dead friend (bc it’s Molly, not Kingsley) is suddenly brought back and is as powerful as Lucien (who was a bitch for them to fight, even before Aeor), and none of them bat a fucking eye. If anything, Beau seemed somewhat ANNOYED that it was Molly and not Caduceus (which…fair, but he’s been proving himself so far, so)
Also, neither of the clerics actually clericing
Also, Fjord almost dying immediately (which makes me think that it might’ve been a good thing that Caleb isn’t in this fight, bc he’d be dead within the first round lmao)
Also, just…everything about it. I didn’t realize just how much I missed some of these chucklefucks until I started this episode. I literally have not stopped smiling, and I’m only halfway through.
#critical role#the mighty nein#vox machina#Vox machina vs mighty nein#technically spoilers#but also not really#since it’s not canon whatsoever
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