#viveka couffaine-lavillant

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Luka: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up.

Kagami: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this. *looks him in the eye*

Luka: Wasps

Juleka: Spiders

Viveka: Jade.

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Maddie: *is with Kagami, Alix, Kim, Nathaniel, Chloe, Sabrina, Rebecca, and Viveka*

Maddie again: TODAY I'M RUNNING AROUND PARIS WITH A PACK OF WILD BISEXUALS!!!

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Maisie: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Viveka: Please, just say 'fuck'.

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Luka: You'll pay for that!

Viveka: Put it on my tab.

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Viveka: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Jade: Murder.

Kara: Homiecide.

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After Viveka fails at getting Luka to take her to the mall

Viveka: Will you drive me to the mall?

Kagami: What did you mom say?

Viveka: She said no.

Kagami: Then why would I allow you?

Viveka: She's not the boss of you.

Viveka: In fact, she's your little sister-in-law.

Kagami: [internally screaming] this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap

Kagami again, running to the phone: MARINETTE COME AND FUCKING SAVE ME IT'S VIVEKA AGAIN

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Jade: If each one of you had a royal title, what would it be?

Rose: Princess of Beauty and Health (she's a nurse/makeup company owners)

Juleka: Duchess of Photos

Luka: Count of Song

Kagami: Lady of Swords

Lilli: Queen of Flowers

Viveka: Countess of Windows, because when life closes a door, I'm 100% That Bitch(TM).

Jade:...

Rose:...

Juleka:...

Luka:...

Kagami:...

Lilli:...

Jade: Alright that's enough survey game questions for today.

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Miraculous Ladybug Next-Gen AU - Full Sexuality Conformations

Maddie: Straight

Emma: Lesbian

Kara: Straight

Kailie: Aromantic-asexual

Rebecca: Bisexual

Vivienne: Heteroflexible

Jade: Panromantic-demisexual

Viveka: Biromantic-asexual

Victoria: Polysexual

Maisie: Asexual lesbian

Birdie: Questioning

Callie: Homoflexible grey-asexual

Andrew: Straight

Harmony: Greyromantic-pansexual

Lilli: Questioning

Kayla: Omnisexual

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An accurate representation of how Juleka and Luka interact with each other's children

Viveka @ Luka: Hey, Uncle Lu, can you drive me to the mall?

Luka: What did your mom say?

Viveka: No.

Luka: Then why would I?

Viveka: She isn't your boss!

Luka: *silence*

Viveka: *steals car keys and runs the frick away*

Also Viveka: *is seventeen and too young by a little to drive in France, gets arrested*

Jade to Luka: I knew she would do this, Dad.

Juleka: *turns into bull in a china shop towards Viveka*

Viveka calling Victoria: I may have gotten arrested, but it was totally worth it in the end.

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Viveka: Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to be a twin.

Viveka: And then I remembered the Parent Trap movie.

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Keeping Up With The Couffaines (And Agrestes)

Jade, inside of the bathroom at the Agreste mansion: EMILIE KATHERINE AGRESTE WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?

Viveka: Oh God, what the hell did Em do now?

Emma, sitting on the couch: Oh, just a fun joke. *grins like Cheshire cat*

Jade, storming out of the bathroom: Oh, really?! Then let me ask, HOW IN THE FUCK IS IT A FUN JOKE WHEN THERE'S A GODDAMN MOUTH WITH MAKEUP INSIDE THE TOILET?!?!?!?!??!?!???!!

Emma: It's not where you go if you have a potty mouth for no reason, Blue Jay.

Maddie: *violently facepalms*

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How To Be An Aunt: By Kagami Tsurugi-Couffaine

Kagami: Viveka, let me check your phone. *snatches phone*

Viveka: Why?

Kagami: Because, I don’t want you pranking Lila by pretending to be your uncle.

Viveka: Oh well, that’s a shame because I already sent it.

Kagami: YOU WHAT!???!?!

Kagami: Okay, what’s your password?

Viveka: My birthday.

Kagami: ...Wait, what’s your birthday?

Both of them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpPw_78xGV8

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Mom’s Words - ML One-Shot

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As his younger sister of two years Juleka was away for the weekend, staying in Milan with their friends Marinette and Adrien for fashion week as a photographer, he had been tasked with the duty of watching her four-year-old daughter, Viveka.

Luka had been hungry for something such as leftover lunch-meat in the fridge, so of course, he’d went downstairs to get it. After all, Kagami was out driving around the neighborhood to try and get their own daughter along with Juleka and Rose’s younger child, Lilli to sleep, even though they were both slightly over age one.

“Where’s the food?” he grumbled, dissatisfied with not being able to find it. But that wasn’t the worst thing for him, as he felt something hard and heavy drop onto his left toe. “Shit!” he cursed.

“Shit.” another voice repeated. Despite how spooky he found him being repeated, Luka slowly turned his head over to the hallway, finding a pajama-clothed Viveka standing there, hands on her hips and blue eyes full of her usual toddler attitude.

“What are you doing here, Little Miss?” he asked her.

“Shit.” she repeated yet again, for the second time.

Luka now instantly felt guilty and petrified about how his niece had caught onto his habits of cursing, and if Juleka or Rose knew this, they would kill him without a drop of hesitation.

“No, we don’t say that word!” he anxiously laughed in a fake tone. “That’s your mommy’s word.” he explained, lying. “She coined it, it belongs to her.”

Viveka looked like, despite her age and incapability of understanding, she didn’t believe her Uncle Luka’s lies one bit. “Why you up?”

“Because I got some important shit going on here,” Luka answered, looking back into the fridge. “Now, go back to bed, sweetheart.”

Viveka walked away confused, not knowing why Luka had acted so hypocritical with saying the new word she learned. “Little shit.”

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Once she’d gotten back, Kagami didn’t want to let anyone know that she’d seen the entire interaction between Luka and Viveka through the porch’s window, so she texted Juleka about it privately. She would’ve contacted Rose too, but she was in Atchoo by request of Prince-now-King Ali to help with sick children, considering her job as a nurse.

Juleka spit out her entire drink of water when being told the story by her sister-in-law, as even though she didn’t want her kids to swear so young, it was definitely a priceless level of funny. “He what?!” she wheezed, bending over and clutching her stomach.

“Yep,” Kagami snickered.

“Okay, that is hilarious!” Juleka hollered. “You have to tell me more about it once I return in three days, okay?”

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Jade: Y'know, Viv, I really look up to you.

Viveka: Is that because you're so short?

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ML Next-Gen - Future Careers

Maddie: Ballerina

Emma: Pianist

Kara: Comedienne/West End actress

Kailie: Skater

Rebecca: Broadway star

Vivienne: Comic book artist

Jade: Karate teacher

Viveka: Jewelry designer

Victoria: Fencer

Maisie: Nurse

Harmony: Writer

Kayla: Artist

Lilli: Animator

Birdie: News reporter

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Lilli: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Wet's make ouw fiwst wittle incision.

Viveka: Doctow, we're wosing them!!

Lilli: Quick, hand me the defibwiwatow!

Jade: Please, turn off my fucking life support.