#vittles

[backupstardust]

I could make this worse. I could add the Aloe Vera Juice with pulp. Maybe even the coconut one. The pulp-chunks are already boba-adjacent and everyone else in my family hates it so I’d probably have to drink the whole thing myself

What's this Halloween blue slime drink you speak of?

My trademark Halloween blue slime is a beverage that has been described as both “bad�� and “wrong.” I think the nicest thing anyone has ever said about it is “I don’t hate it,” and that’s because other people cowards.

If you, too, want to torment your friends and family with Slime™ this year, here’s what you’re going to want to do. Buy a package of Jello powder in whatever color you want your drink to be. I think that green and blue are the funniest and have made both, but settled on blue for good my senior year of high school when having a neon blue beverage that everyone else hated seemed like the perfect complement to my Newton Geiszler costume. (I was right.) Realistically, Jello colors are pretty much all neon, so whichever one you choose, the laboratory abomination aesthetic will stick

Prepare your jello as normal, but don’t let it set entirely. Basically, you want parts of it to be firm/set, but for there to still be a certain amount of liquid (since that will make the colors mix more evenly with the rest of your ingredients). Mix your half-set Jello slime with some lemon-lime soda, which is clear, and thus doesn’t dilute the horrible color you have going on but adds a weird, mysterious fizz to the whole affair (and makes it more of a drink). I like to also add lemonade since it complements the flavor, and if you do it in a smaller amount usually the color intensity isn’t too affected. You could probably put in anything you want, up to and including alcohol, but I’ve only ever done the lemonade and lemon-lime soda combo and throwing some vodka into the mix might be an act of hubris beyond measure, since I’m not sure the slime needs to be worse. The proportions are up to you, depending on what flavor you’re going for. Really, the important part is 1) there is a significant quantity of slimy Jello bits in it, thus producing a texture some people would can “awful” and 2) you add something with fizz, to make it look even more like a lab accident

Fair warning, I am the only person I’ve ever met who actually likes this. That said, if you want to brave the terrible concoction yourself, be my guest! And report back to me with your conclusions. Remember, it’s only science if you write it down.

In conclusion, have a baby cosplay Newt, er Nate from 2014, to illustrate the Very Bad Drink that you too can inflict on yourself and loved ones:

[2am-poetry]

[zooophagous]

Dogs are great animals because one minute you're best friends who have each other's backs and sleep in the same bed and then the next minute you're literally at each other's throats over a piece of paper with some oil on it that fell out of the trash

[backupstardust]

That sounds fun!

MAGICAL STEW! I'm gonna be substituting turnip or rutabaga for the carrot-pumpkins, but this will be made this sp00ky season!

[fieriframes]

[Always be comic in a tragedy.]

[todaysdocument]

Retired COL Gail S. Halvorsen displays a parachute similar to the ones he used during the Berlin Airlift (1948-49), when he dropped candy from his aircraft to children in the blockaded city. June 23, 1988. 

Record Group 330: Records of the Office of the Secretary of Defense

Series: Combined Military Service Digital Photographic Files

Image description: Colonel Halvorsen stands outside and smiles as he holds up a miniature parachute. In the background is a World War II-era military aircraft. 

[lanaevyssmoved]

[scrumpyfan43]

American kestrel eating a tasty tender vittle in my back yard just now

[thedjyomamaluv]

Happy to be offering up some indoor VINYL&VITTLES action!

[doctordisaster]

ew you still use your baby name? grow up

i think everyone even cis people should have a deadname. like. picking out your own name and choosing your own identity should be such an integral part of being human. casting away all the falsehoods of childhood and keeping only the love and the wisdom you’ve gained and using that to construct a new self, a new personhood… idk i think cultures that call kids a placeholder name and let them pick their own once they reach maturity were doing something right

[neganium]

My mom fixed some rice since we don't got a whole lot else rn. It helps! It's kinda good, too; she used part of a lemon pepper seasoning packet that is meant for hot wings but I think it works here, too. Plus a lil butter. It's tasty.

[flyingmilkstool]

Stained glass window from Rhein-Main chapel, now in Ramstein terminal.

[homeproduct]

Vittles Vault Dog Food Storage Container, Up To 35 Pounds Dry Pet Food Storage, Made in USA

[lord-christer-gustafsson]

Fisk även idag... Hur smart kommer jag att bli egentligen 🤠 I alla fall så blev det lite restfest på det vi hade hemma... Det enda som köptes var fisken som blev vittling idag 😋 Medan brysselkål och jordärtskockor råstektes så kokade jag potatis och körde premiär på den nya airfryern där fisken fick tillagas. Till detta blev det resten av sandefjordssåsen sedan i lördags 👌 Missa inte något inlägg eller recept genom att Följa 👉 @the.real.cg.lagar.mat ✨ #fisk #fisktillmiddag #finafisken #vittling #brysselkål #jordärtskocka #sandefjordssås #sandefjordsås #matobak_se #matgladagbg #icookcosori @cosoricooks #cosorisverige @cosorisverige @hisingensfisk @marinetaste @kville_saluhall @vargenthor

[fieriframes]

[Estriols.]