#village blorbos

[veri-berri]

Three of them.

I’m not sure they’d get along but I know the gossip would be out of this world

@uniquevocashark @chaora @booplesnotts-art

[rottysphere]

Get the hell off of him dingus

[butchjesus]

yeah I'll finally release these into the wild. why not

[ID: two drawings and two detail crops of heisenberg from resident evil village as a werewolf in human form. he is drawn with glowing yellow eyes and sharp fangs, and shown from the chest up. in the first, he is wearing his collared shirt and is gazing up as if on his knees as someone out of frame tilts his chin up and places their thumb in his mouth on his tongue, saying, "don't bite me, got it?" the second shows him in only his green undershirt with a muzzle and collar on, breathing heavily and glaring as someone out of frame says, "nice try, they're leather and plastic. no metal." the final two images are detail crops of each drawing. end ID]

[ghosted-jazz]

SEAPEEKAY!!!! MY WIFE!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL GRINGEFAIL GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

YOU!! YOU GET IT!!!!

Mans was so busy playing S tier trombone he missed *check notes three kidnappings, half the island getting cursed and Bek befriending a statue. I love him so much

[much2leite]

Is anyone else fearful of angst fanfics and avoids them? I'm already sad, don't make me sadder 🥺🥺

And the thing is, the better the angst fic, the worse it feels 🤕

How do I justify this to my therapist? "I read an amazingly written angst fic about the fictional character I'm obssessed with, welp"

[atropalugosi]

butch donna beneviento, you agree

[could-they-be-a-pro-wrestler]

HIGHLIGHTS FROM THIS EPISODE OF MONDAY NIGHT FRESH

TEAM DIMITRESCU vs. TEAM ARCANE

Previously, Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil Village) failed to capture the United States Championship from current champ, Cal Kestis (Star Wars Jedi). This was especially embarrassing after Heisenberg boldly claimed this match would be a cakewalk for him.

Wanting to regain their momentum, Lady Dimitrescu and two of her daughters, Bela and Daniela, faced off against Team Arcane (Vi, Jinx, and Caitlyn). Although there’s currently no feud between either side, Lady Dimitrescu wants to squash the other side to “remove the stench” of Heisenberg’s defeat.

[aslightaddity]

I love you concept of old Maya fey. I love imagining what the fey girls would look like when they age, would their grey hairs be edgeworth-grey or closer to something like Amara and Nayhuta (which apparently is described as silver or grey or smth??)

I love imaging old grandma-esk Maya randomly dropping her lore and her adventures with pheonix to the acolytes’ horror. She would definitely have hard candy on her at all times the type that has assigned acolyte to watch her and keep her from getting into chaos like she did in her youth.

I love the thought of finally one fey happily growing old after so many years and reviving the tradition or even building on from those traditions. I love you weird aunt Maya. I love you old Maya

[akitalockwood]

No, I will not elaborate

[simplegenius042]

Which of my Favourite Fictional Characters Is the Worst One?

Tagged by @icecutioner and @voidika

I'm just catching up on tag games that I'd been tagged in. There'll be one more today.

I'd also like to hear your thoughts on why you think any of the characters above that you think is the worse are in fact the worst out of the lot; whether in the comments or the tags in reblogs. Not mandatory of course.

Tagging @inafieldofdaisies @shellibisshe @socially-awkward-skeleton @derelictheretic @shallow-gravy @direwombat @strangefable @rhettsabbott @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @imogenkol @cloudofbutterflies92 @skoll-sun-eater @cassietrn @carlosoliveiraa @adelaidedrubman @g0dspeeed @wrathfulrook @afarcryfrommymain @strafethesesinners @aceghosts @turbo-virgins @raresvtm @softtidesworld @starsandskies @ladyoriza @la-grosse-patate @florbelles @titiagls @minilev @yokobai @thewanderer-000 @omen-speaker @justasmolbard @alypink @thesingularityseries @nightwingshero and @noodlecupcakes + anyone else who'd like to join.

[veri-berri]

hello! i was looking through your re8 art and i’m fascinated by your art of the staff and the different oddities (covered mouth, scars, etc) they have. i was wondering if you might share the lore behind each, if you feel so inclined?

thank youuu <3

SO

The first point I want to make is that I don’t draw only my own maid!

Primarily I draw:

Sorina - who belongs to my incomparable wife, @chaora

Amélie - who belongs to my best girl-kissing gal pal @misstwipietwinsart

Sometimes I draw them all together and include other cool friends’ perfect little blorbos, like Elise who belongs to @captainrufflebanger

Or Igraine who’s the lovely creation of @uniquevocashark

If we’re talking about Annette the main sources of her scarring is that she doesn’t know when to shut her mouth and that I am a whore for soft gore!

As of now the only complete comic for Annette’s scarring is for the eye scar which you can read here.

Having said all that you can see a lot of the gore whore-ing that got her pretty scars on my patreon because I don’t think tumblr would let me get away with posting much of it!!

[dirtyassvoiceactors]

Okay had to rewatch the beginning right before break cause i missed my British Yehaw so much

The *british*”Unless you want to”*yehaw*”Step outside” with his cocky ass grin :,)

I love him sm, and don’t get me wrong, i love his actual accent, and his whole arc is top character arcs ever, which is why i love him now and all the other reunion one shots pulling the southern drawl just to fuck around kkkkk

(Also with imogen and fcg, i have realized i just fucking love southern drawl as a vocal stim kkkk, her “i barfed down there i threw up” i say all the time, and Fjords “I Apologize”)

Anywho i missed the Nein so much holy fuck thank you Matt for blessing us with all the partys, i watched middle to end of c2 live and now i get to see them in all the lvl20 glory, i love em so

[brokelightart]

boy

[lesbianwyllravengard]

Crying over the fact that Death Island was the first time Chris didn't lose anyone he cared about, all of his friends were safe in the end, and he thinks maybe his streak of bad luck is up, maybe he can do this. Only for it to fall apart a few years later with Mia and Rose getting kidnapped despite his efforts and then Ethan dying no matter how hard Chris tried to save him

[butchjesus]

like...............bark? woof?

[image ID: a cropped digital drawing wip featuring karl heisenberg from resident evil village. the crop is a close up focused on his mouth, where someone is holding his chin and pressing their thumb against his tongue, showing off sharp fangs. end ID]

(full version coming soon to my main)

[savage-rhi]

People always ask, "why do you like him?", or "he's ugly!" You don't have to like him, but I do. I love his personality. I love the way he smiles, and I love his godforsaken eyes. I love the way he treats people 90% of the time. He's got charisma. The man's deep and he's dangerous when he has to be. Most of all, he tries, man. That's more than what most of us do. If you don't like him that's fine. He's a flawed sob and I love that about him, and btw he's fictional and you just thought about him didn't you?