#vikings helga

[levithestripper]

“Earth was made from the Ymir’s flesh. And oceans from his blood when the Titan was thawed from the ice.” “How do you think it was made, Priest?” VIKINGS— 01x05 “Raid”

[synindoodles]

Sweet, sad Helga 💕

[see hq or get copies]

[jaucher]

[ivarthebadbitch]

Let's get married, Helga. There is no one else for me now. Let's get married, and may the gods bless us, as they surely will, for we are such friends to them.

(requested by anonymous)

[annachum]

Literally giving myth! Loki x Sigyn vibes

[fennshui]

My favorite female (and not only) characters from shows I’ve watched because I am bored

[procrastinatingsoicanreadfanfics]

Vikings + curly haired kids

Summary: How Vikings characters would handle an s/o who has curly hair/their kids if they inherit that hair texture

Notes: the bitch is back (hopefully), reader is gender neutral!

Tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @leithdragon @demon-of-the-ancient-world @alicedopey, @ivarlover @levithestripper @batmandallyboy @akayxo09 @vrtualfairy

Masterlist | based on this request | requests are OPEN!

Ragnar

He’s so bad with curly hair on his kids

But that’s just bc he’s Ragnar

He DROPPED ubbe and hvitserk smh

Don’t expect anything from him

Still admires

Lagertha

Pops her pussy each time you ask her to braid the kiddies hair

You want those patterned braids? Like the ones that make hearts and stuff? Done.

You want goddess braids or some other specific style? Teach her, and she’ll outdo you

Pretty little gold thingies and those nice hairclips with shells and stuff? In her top drawer

Literally the best when it comes to braiding

Aslaug

Her hair is like. The opposite of thick and curly.

Doesn’t really know what to do at first

But she’s willing to learn for you (read: have you teach a servant and she can talk to your kid while someone else braids it)

Always admires your hair

Will put one of her crowns on it

Bjorn

Get him away! AWAY I say!

Worse than Ragnar

Never knows what he’s doing at any moment

One of those people that will touch your hair without permission

Honestly, he loves curly hair/hairstyles, but don’t bother trying to teach him

Ubbe

KING

I know I always say that but like. It’s true

He’ll import whatever you need to take care of your hair into Kattegat

Learns all about haircare/braiding/etc for you

Not as good as Lagertha, but he gets the basics down

Solid support

Hvitserk

He’s like an excited puppy tbh

Doesn’t know what to do, but wants to be included

I hc that Ubbe braided Hvitserk’s hair when he was kid so he doesn’t really know how to do that

That being said

Absolutely amazing at helping you wash your hair, scalp massages and all

When it’s wash day, your kids will line up to be the first one to get their scalp massaged

Ivar

He won’t be any good at braiding but he’ll make sure you have all the manpower you need to wrangle your/your kids hair

Absolutely loves curls btw

Gets you luxury oils/shampoos/etc

Will conquer new kingdoms for your hair health

Helga

Queen of self-made hair products

She has this one cream that will literally make your edges grow like crazy

Rest assured that, in her hands, your hair will never be frizzy or dry

Not that amazing at braiding, but you honestly don’t need that with all the haircare she provides

Floki

A mess

What did you expect?

[lowstakesvampires]

[at1nys-blog]

Masterlist

【Ragnar Lothbrok】

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【Lagertha】

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【Björn Ragnarsson】

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【Floki&Helga】

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【Athlestan】

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【Rollo】

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【Siggy】

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【Aslaugh】

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【Ubbe Ragnarsson】

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【Hvitserk Ragnarsson】

↳˳;; ❝ ᵕ̈೫˚∗ My own Valkyrja

↳˳;; ❝ ᵕ̈೫˚∗ more to come

【Sigurd Ragnarsson】

↳˳;; ❝ ᵕ̈೫˚∗ nothing yet

【Ivar Ragnarsson】

↳˳;; ❝ ᵕ̈೫˚∗ nothing yet

【Halfdan the black】

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【Harald Finehair】

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【Torvi】

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【Heahmund】

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【Gunnhild】

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【Kalf】

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【Kjetill Flatnose】

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【Yidu】

↳˳;; ❝ ᵕ̈೫˚∗ nothing yet

[therealvikingstrash]

[littletroubledgrrrl]

[levithestripper]

“I don’t know why Ragnar listens to him.” VIKINGS— 03x05 “The Usurper”

AUTUMNAL EQUINOX WEEK— @vikingsevents ➳ DAY SIX: FAVORITE COSTUME— FLOKI’S FUR COAT.

[bouncehousedemons]

Eyes and Toes

This was created for the winter solstice event hosted by @vikingsevents for the prompt stargazing.

650 word drabble below the cut. No warnings apply. Pairing: Helga x Floki.

Helga shivered, pulling the fur that she and Floki shared tighter around her shoulders as they sat by the fire. On nights as chilly as this they would usually find warmth and shelter within the hut they shared together on the outskirts of Kattegat. However, tonight was the first cloudless sky they had had all winter and Floki was insistent that he wanted to look up at the stars. Ever the dutiful wife, Helga had offered to keep him company and so they had sat in comfortable silence, broken only by the occasional tittering laugh from the boat builder.

“Helga,” Floki finally whispered, not shifting his gaze from the sky, “Do you know where the stars come from?”

“They are the sparks from Muspellheim, brought by the four dwarves that hold up Ymir’s skull as the sky”, she says with a smile, hoping her answer will please her husband.

“Some of them yes, but not all of them,” He finally looks at her then, taking a lock of her long, blonde hair between his fingers and gently twirling it as he continues to speak, “Did you know that some of the stars are eyes and toes?”

Helga laughs, a quiet, dulcet tone emitted from pure amusement without the intent to mock Floki. Yet he is displeased with her mirth.

“It is not funny”, he says sulkily, letting go of her hair and looking back up at the sky.

“I would never laugh at you, Floki”, she reassures him with kindness, linking her arm through his and leaning in to his shoulder. “Tell me why there are eyes and toes in the sky.”

He rests his chin atop her head as he begins to tell the first story. “Þjazi was a jötunn and he managed to kidnap Iðunn, the keeper of the apples of youth, from Asgard. Loki managed to save her but was pursued by Þjazi, who was killed. Þjazi’s daughter Skadi came and demanded compensation for her father. Skadi was given a husband, in addition Odin placed Þjazi’s eyes in the sky.”

“Do you know which stars they are?” Helga asked, her fingers drawing lazy circles across the back of Floki’s hand.

“No, nobody does”, he replied, “But they eyes of a jötunn are always watching us.”

“And the toe?”

“Ah, yes. Thor was injured in his fight against Hrungnir, a jötunn made of stone.”

“There are a lot of giants in your stories, Floki.” Helga muses with a fond smile.

“Stop interrupting!” he scolds, though there is a playfulness to his tone and he butts the side of her head with his nose before continuing. “A small piece of stone got stuck in his head. In order to get it out, he sought help from a Völva named Groa. When Thor felt that the stone was coming out he told Groa that he helped her husband Aurvandill to escape from the land of the giants. During the escape Aurvandill froze his big toe, which Thor broke off and threw into the sky to become a star. This made Groa so happy that she forgot her magic, and Thor still has that piece of stone in his head.”

“So that is why the sky is filled with eyes and toes?” Helga asks with a wry smile.

Floki giggles. “It is.”

They lapse back into comfortable silence, cuddled against each other under their shared fur, as the fire crackles before them.

“Floki?” Helga implores, pulling away slightly to fully regard him.

“Hmmm?” he utters in reply.

“Are you happy?”

“Yes” he says, no trace of hesitation in his voice.

“You do not feel trapped?”

He pauses, considering his words carefully, before giving a truthful answer; “Sometimes, I do. But not in this moment. Right now I am just happy.”

Helga hums contentedly and leans back into his warmth before they both turn their attention back to the eyes and toes of the night sky.

[vikingsandfriends]

[ivarthebadbitch]

You're so horribly good, Helga!

(requested by anonymous)

[annachum]

My Sigyn variants

MCU!Sigyn ( imagine Jennifer Connelly but with pointy elven ears )

Twilight of the Gods!Sigyn ( imagine Angel Coulby but in humanoid pink flower tree form )

Sandman!Sigyn

Valhalla series!Sigyn