#vienowo's cooky crazy writings

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You know I have this somewhat formed idea that slime sometimes just accidentally lets some of his god traits flow through on complete accident like staying in the air a second longer than he should in jumps or being cautious about eating cod, he also knows things about past gods most people have forgotten, like these gods hadn’t been spoken of in ages and he just asks a question “is there a sword that can cut the world in half?” And the other’s are confused.

YES ABSOLUTELY!!

he would absolutely do those things, along this some others so let's do some god!Slime hc, thank you for asking this hehehehe

Slime never eats cod, and it's weird. he usually eats anything that can be eaten, except a few items and that confuses Quackity a lot

a few times Slime has just deadass floated in front of Foolish after helping him with a build, just mid-air fir a couple seconds before landing

he acted like nothing happened so Foolish chalked it up to slimes being light or something

and once he found out Foolish was a demigod, Slime asked him "How's Molympus?" and everyone else looks confused, but Foolish is looking at him with his eyes wide and mouth hanging open

nobody except gods know about Molympus, wtf how does he know about it???

Foolish lives in fear of Slime's knowledge, but it's undermined by how chill and nice Slime is, so Foolish isn't that worried

"Hey Quackity from Las Nevadas, is there a sword that can cut the world in half?"

wtf, Quackity was confused as all hell why was Slime asking that?

"Not that I know of, why're you asking that Slime?" Q needed answers, but he asked gently. some questions about Slime's knowledge left him thinking for a really long time and Quackity didn't want him to go down another thinking rabbit hole

"Well, Quackity from Las Nevadas, I was just gooping around when I went to lay down and tried the sleeping thing!" Quackity raised and eyebrow at that. was he not sleeping already? "And I think I saw a dream! It was fuzzy and I don't remember anything, but the people in it reminded me of something! I remember that this one,,,, guy,,,, wanted to create a sword that would cut the world in half"

Quackity was dumbfounded

but he still made sure to reassure Slime that "no, there is no sword like that" and decided to make Slime stay with him in the office and help with paperwork

Purpled decided to teach Slime about enchanting at one point, he thought that since Slime had lived for so long, he'd have a lot of exp

later that day, he came running to the rest, saying something about Slime putting weird enchantments on his gear

everybody went to look and saw Slime enchanting Purpled's chest plate.

he wasn't using the enchanting table.

they were gawking at him, Foolish was in awe, Fundy was a bit freaked out (ok a lot freaked out), Quackity was curious but also kinda amazed, Sam was fucking confused and Purpled was practically pulling his hair out

when Slime noticed them, he simply waved at them with a happy smile and went back to enchanting

his eyes glowed when he enchanted something

rune like writing was showing up on his skin, it glowed the same as his eyes

HE WASN'T EVEN USING LAPIS!

when he was done, he simply handed the chest plate over to Purpled and said "Here you go Purpled from the UFO!"

the teenager immediately told the others to check the enchantments

they were a couple of levels above what were max enchantments and op as fuck

when Quackity and Sam were about to ask Slime to enchant their gear, they found him passed out on the sand

Quackity freaked out and got everyone to help him get Slime to his room

Foolish was kinda sussing Slime after that and so was everyone else

when Slime woke up (which was two days later) he didn't have any recollection of ever enchanting Purpled's gear. he was pretty confused at that point himself, but everybody stopped pestering him once Quackity noticed how uncomfortable he was getting

"Hey uhh,,, are you sure you don't remember?"

"I'm sorry, Quackity from Las Nevadas, but I don't"

Quackity simply pat his shoulder awkwardly and told him it was fine

Foolish seriously thinks that Slime is either a demigod like him, or at least has a patron god who's generous with allowing access to their powers

he needed to know what god, and now.

he enlisted Karl's help, since he had that big library and seemed to know a lot. he researched whatever he could about gods and who Slime's patron god could be or if he were a demigod, which demigod would he be

the conclusion: Slime was either the demigod of enchanting, who he wasn't even sure existed in the first place, or his patron god was one of the main gods of Molympus – that created enchanting, smelting and crafting and also controlled the harvest – who disappeared 10 000 years ago. great

Foolish didn't share his discovery with anybody, he didn't think either option was plausible

he was still friends with Slime afterwards

ahfjdjgfjg i hope this was what you wanted uqhdhhdh but like yes i 100% agree with you on c!Slime doing those things

please be sure to ask more!! i've answered every ask that has come my way so far and i love it when people ask me to write stuff

sadly my inbox is barren now

[vien0w0]

hmmmmmmmm,,,,,,, maybe i should use this,,,,

Dialogue Prompts: “Again…”

1. “You’ve done this before.”

“Then you know what my reasons are.”

2. “You again?”

“The universe sure wants us to meet, huh?”

3. “So… we’re stuck.”

“Again.”

“It’s your turn to come up with a solution.”

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So glad you like my ideas! I also have sad ones!! Not as good as the others, these all come from dreams.

Wolves and dogs are usually super friendly to slime but for some reason he fears looking at them will hurt them.

Slime will avoid apples at all costs even things that are apple flavored they leave him with a “pit” in his stomach when he sees them, he doesn’t know why,

No one is allowed to play the apple alarm sound without causing him to panic or make him flinch

He will just stare and stand very still around chickens

He sometimes stares at the sky feeling slightly sick (he wants to be there)

He sometimes says things filled with old wisdom and it catches everybody off guard when he gives them incredibly specific advice, it helps but god damn

And the heart break one:

Where he died a group of poppies grew around the area, and where he was reforming.

it's this one officer, that right there

dude you just made me cry omg i am– time to write scenes for those hc, thank you for these beautiful gems

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Slime and Quackity were out in the wilderness when Quackity noticed a pack of wolves. He thought that maybe Slime would like them, since he seemed like a dog person.

He didn't expect Slime to outright refuse to look at them after a first glance.

"Hey, hey hey hey hey, what's wrong? Why won't you look at the wolves?" Quackity asked gently, because Slime was sometimes very sensitive to questions about – well – sensitive topics.

Slime replied with a quiet "I don't want them to die, Quackity".

That punched Q in the gut. He was confused by the statement, but the way Slime said it – so softly as if he'd break if he spoke any louder – he decided against questioning further. He simply shooed away the pack of wolves and continued walking with Slime, hand in hand.

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Sam was congratulating Slime on helping him with a build when he offered an apple flavoured lollipop, the fruit printed on the wrapper. He knew Slime liked sweets.

Slime refused him. He said something about a "pit", and it left Sam with an odd feeling.

When he decided to eat it himself, Slime seemed oddly stiff and he seemed to step away. As if the floor would give out under him. Sam was concerned for that reaction. Had somebody tricked him while he ate something?

Sam filed that information for another time.

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Fundy had an alarm to remind him to check on something on his iphone. Slime was with him when it rang.

He did not prepare himself for the panic Slime seemed to be in as soon as he heard the noise.

The arguably most buff and physically strong person in Las Nevadas, ducking for cover and trying to pull him too, because of a fucking iphone alarm. He scrambled to turn it off.

"W–What the hell man?! I need to go, that was my reminder!" Fundy shouted, the panic Slime was in rubbed off on him and his sleep deprived mind.

"But there's gonna be a disaster! We have to hide!"

What the fuck. Who the hell hurt this man?

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Slime once found Purpled staring at his destroyed UFO, or whatever remained of it.

Purpled said nothing as Slime sat down with him, staring at the remains. He didn't like the fact that Slime – Quackity's little puppet – was away from Las Nevadas at the dead of night.

He turned to look at the slime, staring with a look of apathy in his eyes. "What are you doing here"

"Well, I was just gooping around and I saw you! I thought I could give you company, you seem lonely in Las Nevadas, Purpled from UFO" Slime said, softer than his usually loud voice. Purpled narrowed his eyes.

"Doesn't explain why you're awake."

"Well why are you awake?"

'Touché' Purpled thought. "I couldn't sleep, that's all" the teen looked back at the remnants of his UFO and brought his left knee up, resting his chin on it. "So why are you awake"

"Well, like you, I couldn't sleep! I don't think I ever have!" Slime replied with a smile.

They were silent for a while, before Slime spoke up again.

"It seems like you miss home"

What? "What?"

"The UFO was your home, was it not? It's now gone, so you miss it. I get that emotion too. I sometimes look at the sky and feel like I should be there, in the clouds" Purpled rolled his eyes at that.

"It's gone because of Quackity"

"Yes, it is gone because of him. I understand that you feel resentment towards him, and it us completely deserved. But you're grieving now, you're angry and you're not thinking clearly" Purpled's head snapped towards Slime when he said that. "You need to find acceptance before you do anything you might regret"

"And?! What do you know?!" he shouted angrily.

"A lot. More thank you could"

Purpled almost cried. Almost.

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that's all jxbdkshoshs i hoped you enjoyed these little scenes

please give me more to write about, your ideas are fantastic!!

that scene with Slime and Purpled hurt a bit to write jsbskhakdhjwg—

[vien0w0]

I JUST GOT THIS IDEA AS I WAS WORKING!!!!

What if the reason poppies exist is cuz of grizzly, like when he died those flowers grew from where he fell and was buried, and slime just feels a horrible amount of guilt when looking at the them,hang on like: quackity looking for slime and he finds him in a patch of flowers when he asks slime what he’s doing slime just points at the flowers and asks why there’s so many, and Q tells him they are different and slime wants to know more so he starts pointing and asking about the so Q goes on giving vague answers and he points at a poppie and stops Q tells him something and asks slime if he likes them and slime just: “ I don’t think I can…” and quackity is confused “ they shouldn’t exist but it’s my fault they’re here” a punch to my gut I tell you

OMG HOW DARE YOU TGE ANGST HHDJJAJSVSJHEJB—

ily for giving me stuff to write but fr this is BRUTAL omg i'm gonna write a whole ass scene for this like omg ily so much gimme more stuff tack så mycket

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Quackity was looking for Slime for almost two hours when he found him.

Slime was in a field of flowers, the sun shining brightly, cascading over the man. He was kneeling down, looking at the flowers. Particularly at a dandelion, softly touching its petals.

When Quackity walked over, careful not to step on any of the flowers, he noticed that Slime looked a little solemn. He carefully squatted down next to him, his wings tucked close as to not mess with anything.

"What're you doing here, Slime? Are you alright?" he asked, voice quiet as to not startle the slime.

"I'm ok, Quackity from Las Nevadas. I'm just wondering why there are so many flowers and why they look so different" Slime replied with a small smile, it looked a bit forced. There were a lot of flowers, now that Quackity noticed. Way too many, at least way too many different kinds. There were roses, lilacs, alliums, dandelions, peonies, lily of the valleys and poppies.

"I don't know why there are so many here, but I know why they all look different. There are different kinds of flowers and they all have names and meanings. Sometimes one type of flower can have multiple colour variations and the meaning sometimes changes with the colour" Quackity explained, he knew a fair bit about flowers, he did have a place in Las Nevadas made for wedding venues. The thought left a bitter taste in his mouth, so he focused on Slime, something important rather than them. "If you want, I can explain them to you?"

Slime looked up at him at that, the sadness from before wiped away at the opportunity to learn something new. He had that look in his eyes behind the glasses, one that could make Quackity's will waver in a second.

"Please do, Quackity from Las Nevadas!"

Ugh, the excitement and happiness clear on Slime's face was too much. Q was definitely blushing. The Smile(tm) was a force to be reckoned with.

"Ah, let's start with this one!" Quackity hastily said, pointing at the yellow dandelion Slime was looking at before. Said man was paying attention to him and his words a bit too much, it was obvious. And it made Quackity's nerves go haywire. Anybody else scrutinizing all his actions wouldn't make him so nervous, but something about it being Slime made it different.

Ah. Right. Flowers and their meanings.

"This is a dandelion, it's generally regarded as a weed and not a flower, but I personally think it is. It's a symbol of hope, growth and healing. It's a very difficult thing to get rid of, so it fits" Quackity chuckled a bit, Slime saying a dutiful 'Got it' in response, staring at the yellow plant.

"This one," Q points at a different flower. "Is called lily of the valley. They're poisonous, so don't touch your eyes or mouth after you touch 'em. It has a shit ton of meanings, but mostly it symbolizes purity, chastity, sweetness, happiness and motherhood"

"Which flower is your favorite?" Slime suddenly asks, looking at him with those eyes expectantly.

"I uhh..." Quackity scratches yhe back of his neck for a bit, thinking. "I don't really have a favorite, but if I had to say it'd be roses, those over there" he points at them, and Slime looks at them for a second before asking what they mean.

"Roses have bunch of meanings, though it depends on the colour. Red roses are the most common, and they symbolize love and passion. A lot of people give roses to each pther as a way of saying 'I love you'. Especially on Valentines Day", he explains, rubbing his hands together in a self soothing gesture. He didn't like talking about love that much.

Slime looked at him for a second, before plucking a rose and holding it out to Quackity with a warm smile. "I love you!"

Q stammered for a bit, wildly gesturing with his hands as he sputtered for a response. He was blushing madly as he tried to explain. "It– It's more a romantic love, Slime! Like, uh, l–like 'I wanba spend eternity with you' kinda love!" he tried to keep his voice from rising too high.

"But I do wanna spend an eternity with you!"

Ok. He was going to combust.

Quackity sighed in defeat and massaged the bridge of his nose. "Yea I– Ok, sure. Let's continue"

"Oh, right! More please!"

Quackity pointed at an allium and continued his mini lesson of flowers. They went through most of the flowers in the field with more minor mishaps that left Q sputtering for an explanation or chuckling at a comment Slime made.

When he was about to explain poppies, Slime simply shook his head, that sad look in his beautiful green eyes again.

"I know what they are and why they're here, Quackity from Las Nevadas"

He sounded so solemn when he said it, and it broke Quackity's heart a little bit. He fully sat down in the field and gently took hold of Slime's hand. Said man was slightly startled by it, since he was usually the one to initiate any contact.

"Do you wanna tell me why?"

Slime shook his head.

"Is it because they're your favorite?"

"I don't think they're allowed to be my favorite, Quackity from Las Nevadas"

Well that got Q's attention.

"What do you mean, Slime?" he asked, gently squeezing the other's hand.

"It's my fault they exist, Quackity" Slime squeezed back tightly, it seemed like he was about to cry. His voice had cracked up a little when he said it.

"What?"

"He– When he died these flowers sprouted from his grave. It was my fault. If I hadn't made that suggestion, if I hadn't had that idea, if I had thought for a second longer... he'd still be here and– and these flowers wouldn't exist." Slime sounded frustrated. He seemed angry, but not at anything but himself. Guilt. Slime felt guilty.

Quackity sat there in shock for a moment, before he gently untangled their fingers and urged Slime into a hug.

The embrace was tight, filled with emotions neither of them were ready to unpack.

"It's alright Slime. It wasn't your fault"

Slime ended up crying in Quackity's arms, pleading for forgiveness the entire time, over and over and over again. Quackity cried into Slime's shoulder, just because the other was so hurt by this and partly because it felt like everyone who wronged him were apologizing. He answered all of Slime's pleas with an answer. Forgiveness.

Gods Quackity cared so much about Slime.

He needed to snap this attachment, but for now, he'd let them both find comfort in each other.

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wahfjdjjfhfjdhsjg these two make me feel so much

i was listening to Goodbye by Ramsey from the show Arcane on repeat whike i wrote this and omg

the last part of this thing made me almost cry whike writing it

i hope this was good, i wrote this instead of sleeping and in one sitting.

good day/night!!

[vien0w0]

You know slime is probably scared of anyone other than himself falling down pits or holes where you can’t see the other person after a second, he himself on the other hand while not liking the sensation of falling he feels as though he deserves it, I dunno just a quick thing I thought would be interesting

yes he very much would be, and it worries and confuses everyone else

we're gonna be switching it up a bit have other people than just Las Nevadas citizens react to Slime's weirdness

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Quackity was mining with the help of Tommy, Wilbur and Slime, of course.

Why Wilbur and Tommy joined, he had no idea.

He guessed Wilbur was trying to sabotage him and dragged Tommy along. The mexican didn't care, he just needed some ores for Sam and Foolish to use in builds, and even though he could technically make them get it themselves, they were in the middle of builds and he had free time. Slime would say he's just nice like that, he himself says that it's just more efficient that way.

The four of them had been quite deep in a dense cave network when they cave across a huge cave, it was really dark, but Slime came in handy. Because apparently the slime bits on his head and shoulder could glow in the dark, or emits light, he hadn't decided which was the case.

"Oh Jesus this cave is fuckin' huge!" Tommy exclaimed, he was the first to enter it, Slime tailing him because of orders from Quackity. Said man followed after with Wilbur being the last one to enter.

"It is in fact, huge!" Slime said enthusiastically, the glow from his little slimes growing brighter to show more of the cave.

There were a few pools of lava and some glow lichen that light it up a bit, giving them a sense of space, but it was still dark.

"You talk really funny, man. Are some fuckin' comedian?" Tommy asked Slime, it was said with a twinge of a mocking tone, but Quackity knew Tommy didn't mean any harm.

"I am a person!"

Wilbur chuckled at that, and walked up to Slime. Quackity's wings puffed up in alarm at that, he didn't trust Wilbur at all, and said man's track record with mobs was a cause of concern for the Mexican. Tommy also seemed a bit nervous.

"Give us a little more light, funny man" Wilbur said, with eased posture and no signs of danger. Quackity didn't buy it. The look in his eyes was unreadable, which made both Tommy and Quackity uncomfortable.

"Ok! Dap me up!" Slime held up his hand, waiting for the taller to 'dap him up'. As soon as Wilbur did, it started to become brighter.

They all moved on from the conversation and started placing down torches.

Quackity didn't want Slime's glow to go away, in all honesty it was very pretty. The green light made him look ethereal and his eyes seemed so bright behind those glasses. But they needed light, not just the glow from Slime.

As they properly light up the cave, they found a massive pit in the middle. They couldn't see the bottom.

Tommy, reckless as ever, took out his bucket and went to jump down. And he did.

Quackity only could barely get out a 'hey!' to scold the kid before Slime went after Tommy in a panic. His eyes glowed that same godly shine after that one game night, his skin was turning green and translucent as he jumped into the hole. Both Quackity and Wilbur rushed to the edge to watch. "Slime!" the mexican shouted after the man.

They both watched as Slime reached Tommy before they were even close to the ground. They watched as he pulled the confused boy close and made it so that he was facing the ground, as if to take the impact. The glow from his body and eyes illuminateed the hole, and Quackity's heart was pounding as he saw them reaching the ground.

Quackity watched them hit the ground, he expected them both or Slime to die from impact, but they watched as they bounced a few blocks back – then a flash of blinding light.

When Quackity went to peer at them again after shielding his eyes with his arm, he watched as the gently landed down again and seemed to take no damage. Slime's eyes were still glowing, although faintly. He was still looking more goopy.

Wilbur whistled loudly, as if he was impressed.

"How are you going to get back up from there, funny man? Anything your... 'goop' can do to fix that problem eh?" Wilbur yelled down at them, a smirk across his face.

Quackity wanted to punch him for that.

Slime looked up at them and raised his arm, and they watched as it started to stretch. The further it went, the skinnier Slime seemed to become, it seemed he was taking the mass from the rest of his body into extending his arm.

When it reached them up at the mouth of the hole, Quackity grabbed it immediately, a sturdy grip on it.

Slime started to pull him and Tommy back up, pulling the slime back into his body.

"What the hell man? Why did you fuckin'... jump after me?"

Slime was quiet. It was unusual.

When Tommy and Slime were out of there and the totally-not-slime man was no longer translucent, they decided to head back to the surface after marking their route. Wilbur and Tommy were walking in the front, their banter a sort of background noise to Quackity as he glanced at Slime.

His form wasn't holding up that well, he was constantly sweating green gloop and his eyes were still glowing. He was clenching and unclenching his hands, he wasn't smiling anymore. He looked on edge.

Quackity reached out and grabbed Slime's hand, the slime seemed to like doing it so he thought it'd help soothe him.

Slime glanced at him, a tiny smile tugging at his lips.

They both gripped each other's hands tightly.

"You alright?" Q asked quietly, looking ahead.

"...No, but I will be" Slime answered, bringing the mexican's hand to his lips and giving it a soft kiss. Quackity sputtered at that gesture, but didn't pull his hand away. He only pulled their hands back down, his face red and wings puffed up beneath his shirt.

"Christ Slime, do you have to kiss me so much?"

"You deserve it, Quackity from Las Nevadas"

"Unlike me" Slime quietly admitted.

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ahaha, this is a little late i apologize for that

hopefully this was good, it's almost 12 am and my hand is cramping from writing and drawing

that fic that i have in progress is like 4k words now let's goooo

[vien0w0]

my c!Slimecicle headcanons part 2 let's go!!

i have more hc for c!Slime and i wanted to share, hopefully they aren't too stupid didhdggxxsjdjv

Slime hates being alone too much, now that he can talk to people

that's why he's constantly hanging around the people of Las Nevadas when he's not on a mission Quackity assigned him

he doesn't really understand why, but it seems to fill a void (that three people left behind–)

he mostly hangs around Fundy, Quackity and Foolish

the few times that he copied some of Fundy's fox bits, Fundy told him to give himself dog ears and tail (specifically golden retriever) and to go see Quackity

when he did, Quackity nearly spat out his coffee, sputtering for an explanation and wondering wtf is going on

when Slime explains, Quackity starts to wonder what else Slime's – slime, can do

Foolish taught him to do the dog ears whenever he's asking Quackity or Sam for something

also puppy dog eyes

it does critical dmg to Quackity, and he becomes flustered and gives in immediately

Sam is affected by it, but does and he sometimes gives in after some more asking

Foolish uses it to his advantage and makes Slime ask for stuff for him

Slime once had a panic attack after Purpled gave him a poppy

luckily Quackity was there and calmed him down, but all parties involved were confused

"Slime, buddy, are you ok? what happened?"

"I– I don't know, Quackity..."

Slime's voice was so small and so soft that Quackity didn't press for more, but made sure than all citizens of Las Nevadas knew not to give Slime a poppy

Slime does keep the poppy with him, when Quackity asked why, he just responded: "It's a reminder, I think"

Slime sometimes forces Quackity to stop working and give him attention

he once just grabbed Quackity by his waist, picked him up bridal style and walked him to the Needle and to Quackity's room

Quackity was shouting and blushing and very much in awe of Slime effortlessly carrying him around and he DEFINITELY didn't have less than platonic feelings rn–

Slime just takes them to Quackity's bed, and flops down on his back and forces Quackity to also lay there, on top of him

Force Quackity to cuddles: MISSION SUCCESSFUL

Quackity was absolutely not gay panicking, whaaaaat?

when Sam went looking for Q, he found him sound asleep on Slimecicle's chest, seemingly comfortably cuddled up to him. Slime simply waved at Sam with a bright smile and told him to be quiet

Sam simply let Quackity rest and left

cuddles between Slime and Quackity became a regular thing afterwards

almost everyone who has hugged Slime agrees that he gives the best hugs

Slime enjoys trippy and disturbing music, but he also really likes the music Quackity listens to

once he sang along to a song with Quackity and now Quackity tries to get him to sing as often as possible

the citizens of Las Nevadas have terrible sleeping schedules, so Slime – as a guy who doesn't need any sleep – decided to make it his job to get people to their beds. whenever they fall asleep at random places at ungodly times, he just picks them up with his inhuman strength and takes to their rooms

he has woken Fundy up from a nightmare by doing this a couple times, Fundy is the only other person that knows that this is happening

Quackity does have an inkling that that is what's happening, because he distinctly remembers falling asleep at his desk, but he woke up cuddled up to Slime in his bed

Q ain't complaining, but he's kinda confused

one time Slime was actually able to fall asleep

he had a nightmare

Foolish was the only one to witness the aftermath

Slime was laying down in the sand, clearly deep in a nightmare. Foolish was just about to waje him up when a surge of energy shot out and knocked the demigod away. he recognized that type of power, it wasn't one mortals could wield

Foolish didn't bring it up with anyone, he thought he hallucinated it from lack of sleep

Slime's nightmare was vague, but he talked to Fundy about it when the fox couldn't sleep

he remembered seeing that one poppy being handed to him and to another person, by a figure in red. he remembered a man who looked similar to a ram, he remembered a storm, he remembered an apple.

he remembered a palace in the sky

Fundy was pretty confused, but tried to understand it. Slime was his friend niw after all

Fundy once convinced Slime to wear a corset and show it off to Quackity, he recorded tge entire thing and caught Quackity in 4k

the duck man was very flustered when he saw Slime in the corset, he was smiling at him and Quackity was a stuttering mess. and by Fundy's suggestion (devious fucker), Slime pulled Quackity flush against himself and Quackity was spiritually dead at that point, steam was basically coming out of his ears at that point and he was smiling dumbly and just resigned to his faith

Fundy definitely didn't use the the video ask blackmail to get better pay.

ajhzjhshsb that's all i have rn, if you want more then ask me for some and i'll provide

my brain is mush, please check in later i am in quackcicle brainrot hell rn, i might do separate hc for their relationship (platonic and romantic)

anyway, bye

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I’m probably getting annoying sending all these asks but I’m excited god damn it, I’m gonna do some mostly happy stuff before ripping my heart out again

Slime can probably craft this using a furnace, and everyone is baffled

They work in a casino, what do casinos have : dice, so for a bit he doesn’t know why but the sound of dice being rolled unnerve him, until he ask them all out of the blue if they have a hundred sided die, obviously they don’t but they a confused and when questioned he just responds with :” oh I just don’t want to have bad luck you know?”

Sometimes his eyes glow while looking towards the sky

Since slime was also the god of food he knows how to cook really fuckin’ well, at first they are kinda weary cuz goop but the food is fantastic.

That’s all for now, Until next time friend!

don't you dare say you're annoying me, these are fantastic

such delicious ideas you give ugh–

anyway, you know what time it is!! time to write the scenes!

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Quackity had only asked Slime to craft a couple sticks.

Why did it become a world shattering moment?

Quackity was just helping with builds around Las Nevadas, Slime just wanted to hang out with him, Foolish and Sam. He couldn't blame him, he's very social so being by himself was most likely his least favorite thing to do.

So when Q had asked him to craft a couple sticks, he didn't expect the slime to go to a fucking furnace and then successfully craft a couple sticks. What the fuck?

When Slime handed them over, with a light smile and bright eyes and a "Here you go, Quackity from Las Nevadas!", chaos erupted.

Quackity immediately demanded an explanation. How the hell can Slime do that? Foolish was yelling, absolutely losing his mind at the mental gymnastics he had to pull to make sense of this. Sam was trying to calm them both down, but was admittedly very freaked out.

Slime's simple explanation still baffled them all.

"I simply just did! Just use it like a crafting bench!"

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Slime didn't like being in the casino when people were there.

But he had to, he was a waiter and drinks needed to be served. So he did it every time with a big smile, only slightly strained.

He loved hanging around people! He was a social person and could never be drained after being within large groups. But the casino was different. It was only because one thing, one sound, that he didn't like working as a waiter in the casino.

The dice.

He always flinched whenever he heard them roll, a resigned look flashing across his face as if he was going to face a terrible fate he had been expecting. But he forced himself through it, he kept up a smile, he kept up his excited voice, he kept himself tightly under wraps.

He couldn't hide the flinching.

Fundy noticed first, since they were both working as waitors and had to be in close quarters. Quackity noticed second, he always noticed when Slime was acting off. Purpled seemed to notice third, he kept a close eye on all workers for some reason.

Slime didn't think anything of it, until he was cornered by said teenager when they weren't dealing cards and rolling dice.

"What's with you?"

The older of the two simply tilted his head in confusion.

"You keep flinching!"

"Oh! It's because I don't like the sound" Slime admitted honestly, he didn't see the point in lying. Although he was curious as to why Purpled was so curious. Why does he want to know?

Purpled not so subtly shot a glance at Quackity from across the room.

"What sound"

"The dice!"

The conversation ended at that, and both went back to work.

They did sort of continue the conversation later, when the casino was closed for the night. Slime had gooped over to where Purpled was putting away the cards, dice and poker chips.

"Purpled from UFO, do you happen to have a die that has a hundred sides?"

"...What?"

Slime simply stared at Purpled expectantly.

"No... I don't, why do you ask?"

"Oh! Simple Purpled from UFO, I don't want anything unexpected to happen"

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It was another obligatory game night for everyone, hosted by Slime.

None of them really had the heart to refuse, except maybe Sam and Purpled, but that's beside the point! They were all in the Needle, seated around a table as they waited for their beloved host to come in and show what game they were going to play that night. Last time they played Twister, and it was as chaotic as you could expect. Although the host was bigger than the other players he could unnaturally stretch his body to his whims, so Slime emerged victorious with Purpled at number two, surprisingly Quackity and Fundy tied for third place.

As Q was about to get up and look for Slime, he burst into the room with his usual excitement and smile. He seemed to be carrying a tray of food.

Huh.

Everyone watched as Slime placed the tray down, a cloche covering the food. They were all suspicious of the man's cooking, considering how he usually was with human things. He didn't even need to eat. He placed a game of charades down next to it and sat down at the empty seat, in-between Quackity and Foolish. "First we eat, then we play!" Slime said as he pulled out plates, forks and steak knives for all of them. The tray was big enough to have quite a bit of food for all of them, perhaps not enough to fill all of them, but enough to satiate any hunger.

Colour them surprised as Slime lifted up the metal cloche with a 'ta-da!' to see perfectly cooked and delicious looking food.

It was well done mashed potatoes that had – was that garlic? – seasoning in it and well done medium rare bull steak. It had some delicious smelling sauce on it as well. Fundy was sniffing the air quite loudly, Foolish looked like he was going to drool all over the table, Sam seemed impressed and Purpled's eyes were shining. Quackity was in shock, how was Slime able to cook so well and not cook for him?

Wait, he shouldn't care.

The food probably tasted disgusting, looks can be deceiving.

Slime started to portion their food, putting a very exact amount of food on everyone's plates, which was quite a bit. "I hope you all like it!" he smiled expectantly at everyone when he finished giving out the food.

Fundy was the first to take a bite. He cut a piece of the steak and put some of the mashed potatoes on it, smearing a bit if sauce with it too.

Fundy nearly groaned from how good it tasted.

The food was heavenly.

The fox immediately started to eat as much as he could. "Guys, if you're not–" he said between bites, mouth almost full. "–gonna eat your portions soon," another bite. "I will."

That made most of them take a hesitant bite.

Slime was grinning ecstatically at Fundy, his smile brighter than the neon lights of Las Nevadas.

"Oh my gods, how is this so good..." came from Purpled.

"This is very good, Slime" Sam said as he ate his portion calmly.

"Slime, you better start making my work lunches now!" Foolish exclaimed after he ate his food in minutes.

Quackity was still in shock, he was quietly eating.

That made Slime slightly sad, but it was fine.

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The game of charades went well. Quackity was surprisingly bad at it, he got frustrated way too soon when the others couldn't get the words and when he couldn't get the word. Sam was the winner that time, with Fundy in second and Purpled in third. Slime and Foolish were equally horrendous at the game, but the demigod was surprisingly good at describing older words that had been around longer. Slime was amazing at describing abstract concepts, and he did well describing scientific terms.

There was a lot of yelling, especially when someone described a word completely backwards.

As they all got done and most had left, Quackity was leaning against the railing of the Needle's balcony. He was smoking a cigarette, shoulders sagged from the release of tension. He wouldn't admit it, but these game nights did good for his mental health. He liked the feeling of being surrounded by people, doing stupid things and laughing and yelling at each other, knowing that it was all fun and games.

Besides, it made Slime happy. That was enough.

Speaking of Slime, the man walked up to Quackity and pulled him in a hug, and giving him a quick peck to the scarredpart of his lip.

"I told you not to do that Slime, you don't know what it means"

"But I do know what it means Quackity from Las Nevadas" Slime said earnestly, letting go of the other man and leaning against the railing too, his back facing the view.

"Yeah, but in this context it isn't a greeting"

Quackity took a drag of his cigarette, blowing the smoke pointedly in Slime's face, who made a disgusted face and batted the smoke away from his direction.

They stood in silence for a while, until something caught the Mexican's eye.

He glanced at Slime, who was looking up at the sky, facing it fully. The look he had was an odd mux of longing and regret that Quackity found odd, but that wasn't the thing that caught his eye – no.

Slime's eyes were glowing.

Just like the time he was enchanting.

He looked beautiful and otherworldly like that.

Godly.

Quackity swallowed the lump in his throat and forced himself to look away, smoking the rest of his cigarette. He shouldn't think like that...

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ufojtdhfsjtsjtsuts that took so long

i hope this was good!! i wrote this instead of sleeping, well the last part anyway

if you're wondering why this took so long click here

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my headcanons for c!Slime in the DSMP

c!Slime is a touchy gloopy guy. he didn't exactly have company in his caves so he likes to be in physical contact with people, he especially likes interesting textures like c!Quackity's wings and scar or c!Fundy's fur

he looks almost exactly human, no see through green sludge man here. he only has two slimes on him that make him look a bit inhuman, and the slimes have popsicle sticks and faces on 'em?!

the tiny slimes on his head and shoulder shows his emotions, but more simple and one-note aspects of them

he's slightly scared of golden apples and just normal apples

iphone alarm terrifies him

he gets kinda sad whenever he sees wild wolves, but it's overridden by his love for fluffy creatures

he likes shiny things, especially shiny rocks

when he gets stressed he becomes viscous, or if it's too hot

that's why he digs holes in the sand, to cool off

he finds it kinda funny when people get slightly freaked out over his knowledge, like with c!Fundy

they are friends tho, c!Charlie keeps him company during sleepless nights

he doesn't sleep. ever.

whenever he's supposed to sleep he just gloops around

he's very buff, he has tiddies

no concept of gender norms, does consider himself male, uses all pronouns 'cause why not

if he can get his hands on a dress, he will wear it and show it off to everyone

he once found a cute sundress and wore it out in Las Nevadas. it was very light and went halfway down to his calves, and the sleeves were a little tight for his biceps, since they were the kind to have thick straps that go around there. it showed off his pecks nicely tho, very cute and adorable. c!Quackity was the first one to see him, with the slime prancing to him happily and standing in front of him, hands clasped behind his back. at first big Q was too shocked to say anything, but was snapped out of it when c!Slime pecked him on the cheek and said his usual greeting, before twirling around in the sundress and saying "Look how it nice it looks when I spin, Quackity from Las Nevadas!" with his usual excitement.

everyone thought it was cute, a few people would get slightly flustered from the dresses he'd wear sometimes, especially if they showed off his chest a bit

c!Slime can turn to a normal looking slime on command

it's literally implied in lore that slimes can turn into and take on properties of any block

so it also extends to people, so has the same biology as people, sorta

he is still at his core a slime

but since he can sorta turn human he could technically reproduce with another person

instead of, y'know, mitosis

c!Slime sometimes copies the characteristics of the people he likes, specifically physical characteristics

like in lore he literally has a tiny scar on the same eye as c!Quackity

a couple of times he has formed fox ears on his head when hanging around c!Fundy

it freaked c!Fundy out the first time, but thought it was kinda cool how he could do that

c!Charlie is a fully grown adult, guys, so he can hold a meaningful conversation. he has seen more shit than most, stop treating him like a child or child-figure

late nights with c!Fundy usually end in existential conversations. c!Fundy usually thinks it's just his imagination and c!Charlie just let's him

c!Purpled is on pretty ok terms with c!Slime. the goop man sometimes talks about his ineptitude at comprehending humans as well as he's supposed to, once c!Purpled finally got it through c!Charlie's head that he knows the other isn't human and that neither is he

c!Slime doesn't hate c!Purpled at all for killing him, he understands (the teen kind of regrets killing him, although he justified it by saying he's just a slime (dehumanizing people, we love to see it /j))

c!Slime is a reincarnated god

bc i am a firm believer in the SCU being canon in the DSMP

c!Slime used to be a god of crafting, enchanting and the harvest when he was still in his godly form

he and the other main gods left for the mortal worlds they created ten thousand years ago

his original vessel is somewhere hidden in the smp

c!Slime picks up a lot of habits, like he once heard c!Fundy yip and he now does it

once c!Quackity literally quacked at him by accident, at first Q was ready for laughter, but he wasn't ready for c!Charlie to just quack back

he sometimes forgets his strength and just picks up the person (victim--) in a hug and just effortlessly spins them around if he's excited (c!Quackity, c!Fundy and sometimes c!Ranboo are his usual victims)

he adores playing games

c!Purpled once taught him UNO and then was forced to play, along with the rest of Las Nevadas, with him for two hours straight

extrovert

sometimes forgets time exists and just stands and stares in the same position for an hour before c!Quackity snaps him out of it

he's more of an emotions guy, before he finds the library

once c!Quackity taught him how to read, it was over

no more free time, only study

he's now a fucking encyclopedia, ask him what the scientific term for an octopus is, he can and will let you know

bc of c!Quackity and c!Fundy (aka. his kinda bf and bff) being hybrids, he knows a lot about hybrids. he also knows random facts about ducks and foxes and c!Foolish has been on the receiving end of his excited rambling about the different types of foxes while trying to finish a build

very much gaslight, gatekeep, gillion tidestr-- girlboss

except not really. he tries but he's too friendly and excitable to be a true girlboss

although there have been moments where he's been a terrifying slime man.

like legit "strikes fear into your very being" terrifying

it happened while he was going around with c!Quackity, some asshole (cough, c!Wilbur, cough) said something negative about Q and was trying to bring him down that c!Slime just stood up at his full height, not the tallest boy but still a bit tall, broad shoulders squared and obvious muscle showing beneath his clothes. he stared at the guy in the eyes and said "leave", when it didn't work our gunky guy decided to fucking yeet 'em like an empty can of cheap beer and then moved on like nothing happened

c!Quackity gets his wings groomed by c!Charlie sometimes

in return he gets cuddles

that's it jabjshsudg, if you want specific headcanons then just ask and you shall receive

this was all over the place, i apologize

also i may or may not have projected onto c!Slime, 'cause i do a few of these things too. if you want clarification uhh--,,,,, tough shit, sucks to suck i don't even know myself

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What if Fundy was there with Quackity and Slimescicle when they were being attacked by Purpled and Fundy made a deal with Mumza in order to save Slimescicle?

HOOOO THAT IS A GOOD QUESTION!!

i'm gonna make a sorta headcanon thing sorta actually writing jxhskvqksgid this is giving me so many ideas thank youuuuuu

when Fundy saw the chest, he was suspicious of it.

whether it was his animal instincts telling him to book it or his mind telling him Purpled is acting weird, he can't tell.

but what he can, he knows he shouldn't be there. that he should grab Slime and – hell – Quackity and fucking run for the hills

but he doesn't.

he stays close to Quackity, slightly behind him as Slime opens the chest. when said mob turned around with a look of confusion, saying "There's nothi– oh", and the dawning realization hits him and Slime. Fundy turns to look at Purpled, the cold look in the kids eyes said it all.

his ears fold, he shakily reaches for his sword

then he noticed the lever, and it was pulled before any of them could react. Purpled followed down

"Fundy, I'll let you leave alive. So go", Purpled called out, placing his gear on

Fundy and Quackity did the same

Fundy wanted to leave, he didn't care for Quackity that much, but Purpled didn't tell Slime to leave. he was fond of the pile of goo, he didn't like the thought of him being hurt

the argument between Quackity and Purpled began, Fundy stayed quiet.

he was a few strides away from Slime, his shield and sword on the ready to defend

Fundy kept glancing nervously between Quackity and Purpled

he didn't know what to do

then Quackity admitted that "even if I had the book, I wouldn't give it to you"

Fundy's fur stood on end when Purpled said "Have it your way" and turned around

at first he thought Purpled was coming for him, but then he saw him ender pearl behind him

Fundy leapt into action, pouncing on Purpled with a growl before he reached Slime

"Fundy!" said man yelled, his hand reaching out nervously. Quackity came sprinting over

"Don't you fucking dare hurt him!" Fundy and Quackity both yelled, Fundy didn't swear however

Purpled escaped Fundy's grasp, pearling to the other side of the platform

"Not you too", Purpled said angrily. "He manipulated both of us! He's using us! He's manipulating and using him!"

"I don't care about that, I'm mot gonna watch you kill my friend!" Fundy yelled back, his mouth twisted in a snarl.

Purpled was mad, but he knew he'd lost. he wouldn't be winning this two on one fight

so he left, before Fundy or Quackity could reach him

they were about to follow, before they heard a strained "Hey guys..." from Slime

when they turned, they saw he looked... more slime-y than usual, as if he was slightly melting

"I'm not feeling hydrated, could you dap me up with some moisture?" he asked with a nervous smile

Quackity rushed over, searching his inventory for a bucket

Fundy offered him one

they made a small two by two hole for Slime and filled it with water

Slime went in, sinking in and sucking in a bit of the moisture

"Fundy from L'Manberg, thank you for saving me back there" Slime said with a warm smile

Fundy stammered out a "it wasn't a big deal"

"Yes it was, Fundy from L'Manberg! I would've turned to dust if you didn't!"

the reminder that Slime could've died hurt both men, Slime seemed unaffected with the information, just smiling at both

Quackity offered some steak for Fundy, saying a small "thank you". both knew he was thanking him for saving Slime

they then looked for a way out together, and once they did they got Slime out of the water and made their way over

once they were out, Slime snatched Fundy in a hug, his huge muscles caging the fox hybrid in them

"Thank you again Fundy! You're a real one!", Slime said with a smile that could rival the sun

"C'mon Slime, we need to get you somewhere safe" Quackity said, slowly and gently easing Slime's arms from around Fundy. "Also, Fundy, tell the others that Purpled is a traitor and he should be captured or killed on sight" Fundy simply nodded, and started walking away, before Quackity spoke up again. "And seriously, thank you"

"It's nothing, anything for a friend I guess"

KAJHEJGDIDHGD I WROTE THIS IN ONE SITTING LET'S GOOO!!

i hope this is what you're looking for, sorry if it isn't! don't be afraid to ask for more and have a great day!! [:

c!Fundy in this at c!Purpled: i think the fuck not you tricky ass bitch

edit: hshegjrgsh i realized you asked that if he made a deal with Mumza omg i'm gonna writw that separately i'm so sorry kdbejdhjegdjgekhw [':

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Okay okay okay , I told myself I wouldn't bother you again but here I am , your number 1 headcannon fan xD

So- I had a dream where I was a dragon in the DSMP , I dont remember much to be honest lol but I do remember something about Techno riding on my back into a war or something

How fucking terrifying would it be to be in a war and see Techno and a giant fucking dragon fly toward's you at god speed

Please make headcannons on this because I just think that this is fucking amazing and horrifying, the reader is a dragon that was raised by [whoever] from the SMP and is now like a killing machine in war's , I think yes (Techno having a dragon is going to take arson to a whole new fucking level xD)(I think the dragon from Game Of Thrones is a really cool looking one , and it can give you an idea on the size)

pls don't apologize, i love it when you give me stuff to write pls gimme more

anyway that idea is genuinely cool i will absolutely write that i hope you like it

the reader just appeared one day, just this half human half dragon baby just going around and burning forests

ofc our favorite demon father decided to raise them, they already had one fire child, aka. Sapnap

the reader has ver thick and curved horns protruding from their forehead, scales around their body and a big tail. they can also turn into a dragon form at will

since they're Sapnap's basically adopted sibling, they know how to fight

so, when the Pogtopia vs. Manberg war came, and they were on the side of Pogtopia, things weren't looking so hot for Manberg (pun not initially intended)

Wilbur demanded that the reader and Technoblade team up during the fight

the reader and Techno were on pretty good terms, so they were ok with it. although they did have a friendly match to almost death. the reader did almost lose, because they could only be in their kinda human form, but it ultimately ended in a draw

when Techno found out the reader could actually turn into a giant fuck you dragon he was really excited

like he literally said "You can actually turn into a dragon?" "Yea" "Holy shit let's gooooo!"

when the battle started, the reader burst through the cave in full dragon form, roaring into the sky with a sound that could strike fear into the strongest of men. Sapnap knew that roar, he was sweating bullets, telling Dream that they need to get the fuck out and now

when the people on Manburg's side saw the giant dragon flying towards them – with a familiar piglin hybrid riding atop them, his crossbow and fireworks ready – they knew they were fucked

the reader burned their safe places and hiding places, fire spouting from their mouth, while Techno rained fireworks down at them

Tommy was fucking terrified, Tubbo had to look away from the fireworks (poor boy ]:), Quackity and Fundy were glad they were no longer on Manburg's side

as soon as the reader landed in front of Dream, Techno pointing his crossbow at him, he waved a white flag and showed the where Schlatt was

in the aftermath of Wilbur's explosion, the reader watched as Techno spawns in the withers

they didn't really know what to do, but they were Techno's friend, so when he needed to get out, they turned into their dragon form and lunged towards where Techno was, knocking away anybody that tried to get close to him. Techno was stunned for a moment, before he climbed on and the reader took off

Techno owed them, big time.

i hope that was good!! i was pretty distracted while i wrote this, if you don't like it i can redo it [:

anyway have a great day!!

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Wait no no no no , scratch that XD thing with dragon hybrid reader

Charlie- CharlieSlime, the millions of year's he has been "alive" he's been above ground or under ground , imagen Charlie jusy asking reader:"What's it like to fly?" And the reader just cant exsplain it so they just straight up tell him to get on , so he does and next thing he knows , he's thousands of feet in the air

How would he react since everything he has done was on the ground , I need headcannons on this ASAP

I GOTCHU

but i will write about the XD one too, bc it seems interesting to write hehehehe

when Slime first meets the reader, he's like "Oh! ____ from the Arctic!", because they live with Techno, Phil, Ranboo and Niki

the reader is confused and questions if they know him

"Nope! You don't know me! I'm just a guy gooping around, dap me up!" he says excitedly, holding out his hand for them to 'dap him up'.

they do, and Slime just stares at the reader's wings for a second. he seems lost in thought for a second? as if he's remembering something

"____ from the Arctic, what is it like to fly?"

the reader asks if he'd like to find and he's like "Do I?!"

when the reader shifts into their dragon form, Slime isn't surprised, but he is when the reader asks him to hop on

as soon as our gunky boi is on the reader's back, they're off to the skies

Slime is yelling about how amazing it is, he's holding out his arms and laughing so genuinely and wistfully, as if he hadn't done this in a long time

he's smiling widely, so warm that it could melt the coldest of hearts

"How're you likin' the flight?"

"This is awesome ____ from the Arctic!! This way better than the ground!" he yells put excitedly, crawling towards the readers head along their neck

as soon as he reaches their head, he gets on their forehead and leans forward, so the reader sees him

and he looks so happy! he's slightly blushing from happiness and it's– slightly green? ok. his glasses are a little lopsided on his face

"____ from the Arctic, can you fly to Molympus?"

what the fuck? more accurately, where the fuck?

"Ah, sorry, I don't know the place"

"That's ok!! Can you take me back to Las Nevadas then?"

once they land, Quackity is running towards the two and demanding why Slime was with the reader

Slime simply tackle hugs him and tells him "____ from the Arctic was simply allowing me to do something I haven't done in centuries!"

the reader and Quackity are both like: wtf did he just say?????

the reader and Slime now go on daily flying trips, and although the reader is kinda freaked out over his knowledge of things, they're now pretty good friends

the puns are endless, and one time they flew over Technoblade and Ranboo, they decided to land and Techno almost died from the amount of dragon puns Ranboo, Slime and the reader came up with

i guess you could say it was starting to– drag-on for too long

i'll see myself out

that's it!! hope you enjoyed!

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Headcanon: When Fundy lived at Philza's place, he had to use Technoblade's cloak as a makeshift blanket because the regular blankets were drying on the clothesline. It became his favorite blanket from them on, with him outright stealing the cloak while he was leaving for his year long journey away from the DreamSMP, resulting in Technoblade having to follow him to get the cloak back.

When Techoblade was in prison, Fundy decided to borrow the cloak, placing an emerald in the chest as a promise to return the cloak when Techoblade got out of the prison.

Unfortunately for Technoblade, nobody has told Fundy that Technoblade is out of the prison so he still has the cloak.

The cloak is a excellent makeshift dreamcatcher since Fundy hasn't had any nightmares since he borrowed the cloak.

omg that is so cute yesssss

i bet he even curls up in it like a fox would and pulls it super close to his body

the coat is probably pretty heavy so it also acts as a weighted blanket too, but it's a bit too hot for Fundy to use in Las Nevadas, so he just holds it in his sleep

but like after the events of Technoblade's latest stream, he knows that he's out of prison, but since Quackity is really concerned about Dream and stuff, Fundy hasn't been able to return it

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I POSTED IT ON AO3 HEHEHEHE

if anybody likes the thingy i wrote and would like to save it or read it again here's now an easy way to do so!!

may or may not be my first post on ao3 agdhfjdhcvfgb

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I've read the draft horse hybrid thing so many time's now , I love it so much , im just addicted to reading it , Also I think reader needs to be in the Guinness World Record's Book because the tallest horse in the world is only 7ft and 2in lol

Now as I was going to say- Make more🔪 sorry , Could you do the same with the SBI and other people like Tubbo , Ranboo etc. I find it very amusing on how Tubbo is like half their height , not even a step ladder can help , he need a ladder , but yeah, please can you do the SBI + BeeDuo , I need it in my life:(

your wishes shall come to fruition

as i said, i don't know anything about horses, but this time i have characters that i know a bit more, let's goooo!!

being a centaur adds more height to the reader, so they're 8-10 feet tall wgen you measure from their legs to their head

Tommy freaked out when he first met them, he was shouting and screaming and in the end he got to ride on the reader's back

they went to Tubbo's place, he also freaked out

he was amazed at the height, he did complain about being tiny compared to them

when Ranboo joined the three of them, he was nervous but ultimately curiosity got the better of him, his head reached the reader's chest

Tommy was still on their back when Tubbo tried to climb on

they tried to persuade him not to, he literally needed a fucking ladder

in the end, with the help of Tommy and Ranboo, Tubbo ended up on their back as well

he was yelling about how he was "the king of the world" and that "not even Technoblade can stop me now!"

famous last words

enter in the Blade and Crow Father

"real shit?" - Technoblade, 2021.

Philza was looking up at the reader, and kindly asked what breed of horse/centaur they were, they answered him and he promptly started asking questions

he hasn't seen a centaur in like a century or something

old man(tm)

Techno, as a tall man himself, grabbed Tubbo by the leg and yanked him off

the reader was startled and maybe sorta kicked Techno accidentally

he flew, and far

Tommy immediately burst out laughing

Tubbo was on the ground and he was also laughing hard, Phil had chuckled at what happened

Dadza went over to Techno, asking if he was ok, still chuckling

Ranboo was freaked out *enderman noises intensifies*

Techno was at like 4 hearts when he got up, he was thoroughly schooled

at that point Wilbur decided to pop in

he was saying something about Tommy needing to help him with something, until he looked at the scene and was like "oh my god wtf happened"

he put two and two together and barked out a laugh

the reader was profusely apologizing, walking towards him and gave him some gapples

Wilbur decided that he wanted to hitch a ride, and climbed on after giving the reader a heads up

he then proceeded to push Tommy off, saying "there can only be one,,,"

Tommy was cursing Wilbur to the Nether and back, which Wilbur gladly returned playfully mocking him the entire time

after Techno got healed up, he asked if the reader knew how to fight, 'cause the kick fucking hurt

the reader said that no, they did not in fact have years of training, Techno

Phil suggested that Techno could train them sometime, and that it would be useful

Ranboo was confused, the reader clearly had a lot of muscle

Tubbo interrupted by asking if the reader ate grass

awkward silence happened for a couple seconds, before they confirmed that "if i were to be really hungry, i would eat grass"

Tubbo then exclaimed that the reader does weed

it

it was pretty funny at the moment

Tommy and Wilbur immediately jumped on the bandwagon

the reader was pretty flustered at all the jokes

Ranboo and Phil were looking at them with sympathy, Techno was also making small jokes

it was all fun and games, until the reader bucked Wilbur off

the fall hurt like a bitch, everybody laughed

the reader just said "i guess you're the one eating grass now"

it was great

Techno and the reader did in fact have those fighting lessons

he was riding Carl ofc

now the reader is a badass fucking killing machine. fabulous

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss ig

at one point Techno wanted to see if Carl was better that the reader

now everyone lives in fear of the duo that is Technoblade and the reader. nobody can stop them. except maybe potatoes

turns out they both bonded over their love of potatoes and carrots

Phil came in at one point to feed the two, Ranboo with him

they bore witness to the carnage that both could bring

Phil promptly stopped them from anymore fight training and made them eat

now you may wonder, who gets to hitch a ride on the reader the most?

answer: Tubbo

the short guy is determined to rule the world and have the reader be his steed

the reader probably enjoys Ranboo's and Techno's company the most, they once went getting monster spawners at one point and it was one of their favorite adventures

Tommy and Tubbo probably hang out with the reader the most, they admire the height and muscle (they definitely don't use them as their ride and material carrier, what are you talking about?)

Phil qnd Wilbur are chill to hang around, sometimes their antics are too stupid for the reader, but they like the two a lot

ahshhshdjg-- i wrote this while on the bus, hopefully this was good

be sure to request more hehehehe [:<

[vien0w0]

Uuh- well , if your going to see this hello , Your way of writing headcannons are cool and you actually add alot of things to it (referencing the Slime one that is)

Then I read at the bottom it said "if you want something spesific, ask and you shall receive" or something like that-

If you dont mind, could you write headcannons of the Dream Team with a horse hybrid reader? (Im asking in a Male Pov but you can make it a female reader)

Like the reader is a Draft Horse Hybrid and is rather large and muscular because of their animal side and just drawfs all 3 of them , and let's say that reader also has a form that is just a full on Draft Horse , could you maybe also say which of the 3 would actually try to ride them like a normal horse , just how they would react and act around reader

I dont mean to be a bother and you can completely ignore this if you dont want to do it! (Sorry its alot , didnt mean to type so much lol)

ask and you shall receive.

i don't really know much about horses, nor the Dream Team, and i don't really know how to do reader headcanons, BUT I WILL TRY FOR YOU!! also i count the Dream team being Dream, Sapnap, GeorgeNotFound, BadBoyHalo and Callahan (bc Callahan seems cool don't question me, they're now a part of the Dream Team screw you)

the reader is fucking huge, like way taller than anyone. like they tower over the other guys, very much like 9 to 10 feet tall. BBH is jelous, although he doesn't say it

Sapnap is very jealous and is very vocal about it

the reader is similar to a centaur, George absolutely tries to ride them, he wants to pretend to be a pretty British prince riding into battle

Bad tries to stop him, because he considers it disrespectful

George doesn't care, he does it anyway, nobody can stop him. his beautiful shroom hat is too powerful to be stopped

scratch that, Dream just knocked him off with the help of Sapnap

the reader is laughing their ass off, their knees are buckling, oh no, they're gonna fall on everyone

in the end, it's Callahan who gets a ride on the reader's back. he just gave them some apples and carrots and then asked to hitch a ride, he needed to get somewhere faster

George watches sadly, not being able to gracefully ride around with their friend

reader absolutely has a beautiful head of hair, gorgeous whether it is short or not

when resting, the gang just hangs around reader. since they're fucking huge, the guys just rest on them and bring blankets and food. it becomes a picnic

if the reader has long hair, Callahan spends the majority of the picnic quietly braiding their hair

Dream fiddles with the braids

if the reader has short hair, Callahan braids their tail(?)

again, Dream fiddles with them

Sapnap talks about random things with the reader, childhood stories, random mishaps, random facts, etc.

Dream sometimes buts in, tells the reader the ACTUAL stories, because Sapnap leaves out some moments where he's stupid and does dumb shit

George then ALSO BUTS IN, telling parts where Dream does the DUMBEST THING.

Bad tries to keep everything nice and not have everyone yelling

the reader finds it fucking hilarious

Callahan is the only calm one the entire time

Bad ends up yelling the most, Dream and George are cursing at each other, Sapnap is yelling over them and laughing, the reader can't talk they're laughing too much, and Callahan is just chill

he's having fun tho, you can tell

it's one of the reader's fondest memories, the picnics

at one point the reader and Dream team up in manhunt and they are the ultimate team, nobody can stop them. they could try, but it's not really useful, the reader could easily stomp on them

uh oh, Technoblade demands a rematch with Dream while he rides on the reader and Techno rides on Carl

tough fight, ends in a draw

that's it, that's the headcanons

i hope this is good enough!! please go ahead and ask for more!

[vien0w0]

Hey friend how’s it going! I hope you had a good break, I was left without internet for a bit, but it’s nice to disconnect sometimes! Anyway just wanted to check up on ya!

jegsshahhsjacdjsg yea i have been in writer's block hell for a while now

my mental health has been on a decline recently so i haven't been uploading or anything. just not motivated enough. i have been working on the requests i have gotten, but it's a slow go and i feel kinda bad about that haha

but i do hope i can get myself back to writing. i have been drawing a lot tho!! but i don't think people would like to see my ocs, so i'll probably just keep posting fan content if i get out of my depressive gutter

so uhhhh, yeah

but thank you for checking up on me!! i really appreciate it, truly.

hopefully i can get content out soon

anyway--

*yeets self into the void*