#vicsaur

[mastermegatron]

⭐ eating a burger with no honey mustard

[saviorclaimed]

u smell

Keep up the rude remarks, and he will not play Dead by Daylight with you.

[forgedcold]

giving birth is kinda like gacha i think. imagine pulling an epic baby

[captainseamech]

             His chest (armorless or not) cannot spell a single word, but if it did, it surely won’t be

     ✨ booba ✨

[arsonist4hire]

Bundle of sticks

Want to roll me in a blunt and fire me up?

[ask-smokescreen]

where's my wedding invitation son

DADSAURUS

We haven't even figured out the outfits yet!

Also it might be a fake wedding so we can do a heist. You still want an invite knowing that?

[rodismancave]

Boys yeah I kiss them. (Anonymous)

[photobombingcryptid]

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Send 🔪 to kidnap my muse!

One moment, he's overlooking the vast view of a valley.

The very next he's swept from his pedes, feeling a set of razor sharp teeth digging into his frame just hard enough to keep him from falling.

He soon realizes it's Deszaras being Deszaras in his alternate form.

That still won't spare him from Blaze's feisty temperament who begins to punch and jab his awful claws in the other's face.

"Unhand me, scalie."

[rodimii]

Wanna burn shit

Do I wanna burn shit? Do I wanna 'burn' shit????

What is this question?

Yes the hell I do!

[mastermegatron]

@vicsaur replied to your post:

No they fucking don't

[flowercrownd]

@vicsaur​ said :  blueberry please

   here ya go, sonny.  one order of sassy blueberry gramma. 

[forgedcold]

bitch

You have four different b's.

[empurataplay]

I've learned most of my earth terms from Candice.

Who is Candice?

[ask-smokescreen]

♡ brother

Send me ♡ + a word, and I’ll write a headcanon.

While Smokescreen didn't have any biological brothers, there are different bots from when he was a sparkling that may as well have been. Bots with sparklings weren't the most common, so the bots that were around his age and in his area in Praxus became lifelong friends.

If the war didn't happen, he might still know them.

[rodismancave]

You need to level up your game.

Oh come on. I’m not taking advice from the guy who gets ghosted once every week

[righthandshuttle]

chicken throws the jet short bastard

He's gonna transform and take off before hitting the ground. Nice try, rooster.