#;; verse: armada

[ryuki-blogs]

-kicking legs in the air- Talk to me about Grease if in your favorite Transformers continuity

You simply cannot put Grease on Lost Light, do you want him to be hit with the depression/possible horrible death beam? :'D (plus, Plex is already there, haha!)

[awesomebutunpractical]

As far as roasting Transformers show titles go, there is none worse than Animated and that show was my life between the ages of 12-16.

[flannelfloofs]

Me, @leiathefrog and @p0stmortem had a fun fun time playing with crayons...thanks to these two, I got a full canvas of fun birthday stuff!! Hooray!!

[righthandshuttle]

[Throws at u those plastic toys balls repeatedly with a grin.]

{@multiversetravellers / omg hi hru??!}

He was staring off into space, a prime target for a fool to commit some tomfoolery. When the first plastic toy ball hit him, he didn't notice it. But as the second and third struck his outer plating with a soft thunk, he cycled his optics and turned to see just who was assaulting him with cheap credit store toys.

"You know, it's generally not a good idea to throw objects at random mechs. Especially ones busy in their office." Yes. Being busy. That's what he was.

"Who are you anyway? Who gave you clearance to come up here?"

@multiversetravellers

[viciousbite]

"What are you staring at?" - from a beloved Armada Starscream

Questions Meme // @spark-took-flight

Catch Darkfang's attention once, and his gleaming golden optics refused to leave the Mech's frame. Intrigued, curious, a flight frame. Optics wandered over each plating, like a silent predator measuring his prey. Distracted by his own staring, his presence spotted, his gaze spotted. Ah, scrap.

Darkfang's golden finials at the sides of his helm flicked, lifting his optics from his chassis to his face. Silently admiring the shorter frame. "You? Or you want me to lie and tell there's an invisible mech standing right in front of you?" The corners of his derma pulled into a grin, clearly teasing the mech with his words.

Being spotted didn't stop him, no, he stared with new intensity, right at the Mech's faceplates. Clearly hoping to make him uncomfortable or get into his circuits one way or another. "Oh... and, well, there's a little..." He paused, tapping a clawed digit at the side of his own derma. "...energon left on you." A completely lie, simply to see how he'd react. A harmless prank, nothing more.

[revelboo]

Hi, I just wanted to say I love all of your stuff that I've read, and I especially love the armada Starscream (my first "sad boy" love) and Bluestreak stuff.

Probably a stupid question, but how big is the reader supposed to be in the IDW/G1 stuff? We're supposed to be smaller than the humans in the comics right? Or are their desks just really big? I feel like we're more barbie sized, but I also feel like the idea of their human dollhouses being really really big is also really funny. Like less of a Barbie magic key house in the corner and more of a preschool room's wooden kitchen/house setup spread across their desk with their work stuff in the middle of it all

Hi!

I take some liberties with the G1/IDW verse stuff. In G1 sizes were super inconsistent at times, so I scale them my own way. Decepticons tend to be bigger than Autobots like in Transformers Animated- they were the working class, the laborers, and the military

Autobots are a just a tiny bit smaller, but still bigger than the G1 representation. Most Cybertronians can pick us up and cage us in their hands. We can easily fit inside a Seeker’s cockpit without being crushed. We’re tiny because I love size difference interactions.

Ah! Think like a standard sized Blokee figure compared to you:

In G1 the minibots like Bee and Cliff were only a head or so taller than the humans. I prefer to size them around the height of Bee from the Bumblebee movie. Still smaller than other bots, but not human sized. With the cassettes, an average height human would come up about mid chest on them.

And yeah, the dollhouses aren’t that little and are definitely taking up some space in the habsuite built against a wall on the floor. They’re pretty simple things- mostly just floors, walls for support, and stairs/ramps to get between floors.

Something minimalist somewhat like this, but with plumbing. Nowhere to actually hide and the Cybertronian can just reach in and pull the human out if they do try to hide in there. They pretty much just give the humans a place to go so they have the illusion of having their own space when they need a break from the chaos.

[scourgeofmyownbrain]

Megatron has been done already, now I, Starscream, get a Multi-Universal Height Chart done! I decided to bite the bullet and do another big one (tho none compare to the behemoths of megatron and optimus.)

Wanna hear something weird? Starscream is the ONLY (and I mean only) transformer I don't like. I have nothing against those who do like him, I can understand why you do. He's your pathetic little meow meow male wife twink man in stilettoes. I get it, I just.. don't like him... personally. Which is odd bc I have at least some level of affection for every other transformer, screamy is my only exception. Idk, anyway, here he is, and uh- enjoy.

Quick Disclaimer, if any of the images look weird, it's because I had to stitch a few separate images together to create a full body shot of the character.

Master Post

Listed Heights and Explanations below the cut.

Beast Wars 2 - ~8 feet (TFWiki, idk either, I'm never watching it)

Earthspark - ~12 feet (No Source, I got this height by first measuring Bumblebee to a barn door, then comparing Bumblebee to Optimus, then Optimus to Megatron, then Megatron to Starscream. This show does not have concrete numbers, so this is the best I can do.)

Unicron Trilogy V2&3/ENG&CYB - ~14 feet (TFWiki, for the uneducated, the Unicron Trilogy has given each of its 3 seasons separate names and 3 separate art styles. These are the designs used in Energon (S2) and Cybertron (S3). The Wiki had Cybertron's numbers but not Energon's, so for my own sanity, I decided the two were the same height.)

Gen 1 - ~16 feet (TFWiki, I love it when I don't have to put in effort)

Prime Wars - ~16 feet (No source, but it's identical to G1 so it's the same height)

Netflix Cybertron Trilogy - ~16 feet (Same thing as before, identical to G1)

Cyberverse - 18 feet (This comes from a screenshot of this video, which has the Cyberverse height chart everyone uses, though the quality of the screenshot is iffy.)

Knight/Capel-Verse - ~18 feet (We have like two scenes of this bitch and he doesn't stand normally next to anyone. I'm used my TFOne heights bc the scaling should be around the same, probably. If they ever give actual numbers I will be very happy.)

One - ~18 feet (Okay, so this movie doesn't have any actual numbers, aside for some bullshit ones from a Walmart Promotional. I've been using the Knightverse Optimus number as a baseline since these were at one point said to be vaguely canon to each other. And the Bumblebee-Optimus scaling is the same. This was so hard to get, we never get a clean level shot of Starscream next to anyone. I was able to guesstimate that he's around Soundwave's and Shockwave's height, but I can't be certain.)

Unicron Trilogy V1/Armada - 19 feet 7 inches (TFWiki, technically this is for the videogame, which is it's own branch of UT canon but I don't care. The designs are identical between the game and show.)

Aligned Cont. WF/FOC/TFP/RID15 - 24 feet 7 inches (Fandom, and even if they don't cite their source, I believe it. Look- every single one of these fuckers are massive when you pay attention to the show. It's a show full of freaks.)

Animated - 25 feet 6 inches (This number actually comes from @phoenix-inanis and the glorious calculations they have done on the TFA Characters. Go check it out, because animated has literally no actual numbers -> https://phoenix-inanis.notion.site/TFA-Height-Chart-f6ad2960ca8c4c5b859ee4958723aaa4?pvs=4)

Bayverse - 31 feet (TFWiki, everyone say thank you mr. bay for making my life easy.)

Not Pictured: Unicron Trilogy Second Pallet(s) - Armada: 19 Feet 7 inches, Energon: ~14 Feet (Only the colours changed, otherwise everything else was the same so it felt dumb to include them), Unicron Trilogy Giant Starscream - Unmeasurable (look you can't make me and it's not even a number in the first place)

Here are the layers separated.

[rowiewritesstuff]

What's everyone's favorite Transformers Verse?

I was really just curious out of all of these.

I can't believe this got 900 votes! Glad to see the transformers community is still popping off :D

TFP FOR THE WIN with a close second to IDW

I am working on fics I'm just being silly :3

RID2015 knowing he's not him

[righthandshuttle]

::| gee thnks but |::

::| did someone stab you??? |::

::| giv me a klik to get some stuff you owe me a story |::

      With a processor nearly full of static and haze, he shoved himself out of his throne of boxes to dig out a first aid kit.       He really shouldn’t bother, and just bring the drinks alone. If Megatron’s hurt, that should be a good thing.

      Then again, Smokescreen may kill him if he didn’t try to help.

      Grabbing an empty box and putting the best bottles in with the kit, he’ll send another text.

::| hey I got the stuff just do your portaling thing or whatever you do. if you can. |::

TXT » you are a loser (affectionate & derogatory)

TXT » also knives are sharp that's why

TXT » bring booze and a band aid? the biggest one you got

[diminuel]

At this point Dragodile have so many kids from various AUs, I love it! It’s funny to think about maybe the most canon version or a canon-adjacent version of Luffy who is still in denial that 1) his dad fucked croc and 2) croc gave birth to him meeting some Devil Fruit user who through crazy DF powers for Reasons I Can’t Explain (except my amusement) brings all of Luffy’s AU siblings into his universe and the Straw Hats are stuck with a bunch of various age kids to take care of until they can figure out how to get them home…. and Dragon gets a very confusing snail call (“Ew Dad, can you please stop making babies with Crocodile?!”)

*INTO THE DRAGODILE VERSE*

(Not asking you to draw or anything, but just thought it was a funny idea to imagine and chat about! lol)

Time to torment Luffy! We haven't done that in a while *lol*

Maybe this is an universe where Dragon and Crocodile have not had any other kids (yet), so Luffy is struggling to erase his memory about Crocodile's relationship with his dad (and generally his involvement in Luffy's birth) while also keeping a bunch of Monkey D. children from going overboard or eating all his food. And no, he will not answer any of his crew's questions about who these insane kids are - though of course the kids can answer these questions themselves because they most likely know Luffy and his crew in their own universe.

(And this is a bit random but I'm taking this chance to ramble:

I do still wonder in what kind of AU verse(s) the kids actually exist. I've drawn 4 OC babies (Merry, the twins, and Mini Dragon) that are biologically theirs who may or may not exist in the same universe. Baby 2 and another pregnancy do exist in the Divorced AU. I think Mini Dragon might exist in an universe where there are just him and Luffy, considering Iva's comments. (And of course I also have a whole armada of Crocodile DNA experiments that I don't have any plans for *lol*)

Then there's the Stinky Child AU where they probably "only" have their three stinky children. Even though they wanted more, it just didn't happen for various reasons.

In the Chaotic Family Time AU Vivi (who may or may not be Crocodile's child) and Robin are probably also somehow part of the family but I don't know if they have more kids or if they're just happy to just trust that the fates will put a child in their path that needs parents X3)

[useless-catalanfacts]

YouTube link / Spotify link.

This is one of the most famous traditional songs from Catalonia, believed to have its origins in the Middle Ages. It's called La presó de Lleida ("The Lleida Prison") and talks about a group of prisoners who want to break free.

It was one of the first songs that I translated, but the YouTube link I had added in the post is now broken and, since it's an old post in an old Tumblr format, it doesn't let me replace it. So here you have it again!

This is one of a few similar traditional Catalan songs about prisoners breaking free (other variants of it are La presó de Tibi and La presó de Nàpols). Like with all folk music transmitted from generation to generation, there are different versions of the song. Here I have translated the version sang by Marina Rossell, but if you search for the song on the internet you'll find others.

Lyrics in Catalan and the translation of each stanza to English:

A la ciutat de Lleida hi ha una presó, de presos mai n'hi manquen, petita bonica, senyor governador, lireta liró.

In the city of Lleida there is a prison, it’s never lacking in prisoners, oh pretty little one, mister governor, lalala.

Tots els homes que hi viuen han escrit una cançó, una cançó senzilla, petita bonica, de ràbia i d'amor, lireta liró.

All the men who live there have written a song, a simple song, pretty little one, of rage and love, lalala.

El carceller se l'escolta des d'alt del mirador: cada vers, cada estrofa, petita bonica, es més gran son rencor, lireta liró.

The jailer is listening to it from up the balcony: each verse, each stanza, pretty little one, his resentment is greater, lalala.

Los presos se n’adonen, ja canten molt més fort: el carceller té un arma, petita bonica, els presos la cançó, lireta liró.

The prisoners realise it, they sing much louder: the jailer has a weapon, pretty little one, the prisoners [have] the song, lalala.

Canteu, canteu bons presos! Canteu-ne la cançó contra la pau armada, petita bonica, la llei de l'invasor, lireta liró!

Sing, sing good prisoners! Sing the song against the armed peace pretty little one, the law of the invasor! lalala

“Per què brameu, sapastres, de què ve tan soroll? Què us falta menjar o beure?, petita bonica, o us quiten la ració? lireta liró.”

“Why do you roar, bunglers, what is all this noise about? Do you need food or drink?, pretty little one, or do they take away your ration? lalala.”

“No ens falta menjar i beure, senyor governador, lo que ens falta ho tindrem, petita bonica, les claus de la presó! lireta liró.”

“We do not lack food nor drink, mister governor, what we lack we will have, pretty little one, the keys of the prison! lalala.”

If you'd like to hear another beautiful traditional Catalan song about a prisoner's singing, click here to go to my post with the song Lo poder del cant with English translation.

[righthandshuttle]

His armor feels so tight. He feels like if he moves he'll explode. His nerves are thin and the mind races.

Maybe taking down Primus knows how much highgrade and nothing else for the day was a bad move after all.

[righthandshuttle]

      You are, by far, the most spiciest Starscream variant I have ever met to date.

@righthandshuttle i'm going to eradicate you, bitchbot. you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.

[plzignr]

We Do Not use our fleets for warfare- part III

Nineteen solar rotations had passed this that moment. You had heeded the admirals final command as they died in front of you, "get as many of the crew to the escape pods and flee. They won't know to fire on the escape pods, they won't see them until you're out of range. The ships are lost, the fleet is lost, you'll be flying blind hoping to get out of range between the pulses, but you have a chance in that".

Your fleet was 4000 strong when it entered that solar system. It was 14 escape pods when it exited.

You had fled back to your home planet. It was hotly debated if it was worth sending fleets to invade, the planet was only a few light years away, a short hop for a species capable of interstellar travel, but it was deemed to risky to send a full armada. Victory could be assured, but the cost would be too high.

Eventually it was decided that rather than an invasion, a strike team would be sent to capture one of the species that had wounded and embarrassed your fleet so grievously.

The capture was smooth. The specimen you abducted was wholly unprepared, the star system was 3 lightyears away, but for an interstellar species, this was no obstacle, the full trip was completed in a matter of a few planetary cycles. When it was determined the specimen would be put on trial for its species you were elated.

The specimen regarded your species with what you assumed to be disdain in its eyes.

It took much doing, but finally you were able to get the specimen to use the universal translator that had been provided. The trial was brief, and you did not feel that justice was provided. The specimen had been placed in confinement, for research purposes rather than executed as you felt was right.

A few solar rotations had passed, retirement from the planetary invasion forces had come  and as you recalled your days in the fleet you remembered the trial.

You pulled out an old transcript one of your war buddies had saved. As you read it, that feeling of dread from so long ago returned. You booked a new residence off world immediately, leaving the transcript and all your possessions behind. You knew what this creature was capable of, and you didn't doubt it's words for a moment.

Transcript of investigation of fleet incident 0997J-01, interview of 0997J-01-a.

Inquisitor: Is the translator operational in this instance, can you comprehend? 0997J-01-a: I, yeah, I uh- I- understand you now.

Inquisitor: we comprehend you in this instance, but we do not understand you. Understanding to us includes knowing of rationale of decisions. Do you comprehend that?

0997J-01-a: Yes?

Inquisitor: is this a query? Do you not comprehend? Are adjustments required to the translator?

0997J-01-a: no- no- I under-... I comprehend.

Inquisitor: Most excellent. What species do you call yourself?

0997J-01-a: Human.

Inquisitor: Are you aware of your species contact with ours?

0997J-01-a: yes.

Inquisitor: Are you aware of the method by which our vessels were destroyed?

0997J-01-a: yes. We hit your fleet with the Dyson array after we gave you time to flee right? Hopefully not to many of you got hit.

Inquisitor: Elaborate on two points. What is Dyson Array. Why wish for less success?

0997J-01-a: well, I'm not super well versed in it, but basically it's a bunch of big mirrors around our home star, we call it the sun, and we use it for energy and propelling our ships and stuff. Basically a long long time ago we realized that the sun was pretty much the best source of energy in our solar system, and if we wanted to go places and do things we needed to harness it. So we built a Dyson swarm, that's the bunch of mirrors around the sun, and now we have pretty much all the energy we need. Unfortunate fact of physics though, the more energy you can harness, the more deadly weapons you make theres an old addage from my home planet "the best drives, are also the best bombs". So when we take that array and focus it down to a laser to move ships and stuff, it can also be used as a destructive laser on everything else. I'm not sure I understand, uh, I mean comprehend the second question. What are you referring to as success?

Inquisitor: success in that instance wad refferring to the eliminating of enemy combatants. You expressed wishing for less successful target acquisition. Our query is to why.

0997J-01-a: I want you to understand this. Not- not comprehend it. Understand it. You must have noticed with that one fleet you blew up when you arrived, did you not find it odd that it was not armed? It had no defense systems, no protections other than what it needed to against space itself. Did you notice that?

Inquisitor: we acknowledge these statements are factual.

0997J-01-a: I'm going to take that as a yes. The reason for that, is the Dyson swarm. We don't need weapons on board.

Inquisitor: elaborate on this. We had assumed your species as inherently peaceful.

0997J-01-a: [error in translation, specimen identifies this noise as "laughter" a sound of amused disbelief in this instance] <additional error species later identified as "swear" a kind of expletive> no we're not inherently peaceful! My God that's the funniest <additional expletive> <additional expletive> I've ever heard. No we just don't use our fleets for warfare. Or at least not anymore. Apparently we used to, but that was millenia ago. Oh, and uh, you should get everyone off planet in the 10... well my years I don't know what you all use for time...

Inquisitor: elaborate, you specify you do not use fleets for warfare? Implies you use other method for warfare? And why evacuate planet?

0997J-01-a: yeah. We don't use our fleets for warfare anymore. We don't need to. We perfected it with the stars. And as for the evacuation, we've already fired the array at this planet. I was elected to be captured in case your species came back. When we finally got to see what happened, we knew we needed a faster warning system, we haven't managed to figure out exactly how your FTL systems work. So that's me, and I have the message.

Inquisitor: message?

0997J-01-a: "If you can understand this message, evacuate the planet & flee. You will not survive. You have 10 years to comply."

[suckmybearings]

SUCKMYBEARINGS is an indie roleplay of WHEELJACK from Transformers Prime.

WARNING ► Be advised that I am 30+ and this is a PROSHIP space. Antis & minors, DO NOT INTERACT.

STATUS ► canon-divergent ; semi-active ; semi-selective ; multiship ; multiverse ; mutuals only ; duplicate-friendly ; OC-friendly ; au-friendly ; crossover-friendly ; smut & nsfw ; magic!anons & memes

INTEL ► character info — height charts — interest checker — 'verses — relationships — rp wishlist — headcanons — sexcanons

NAVIGATION ► starters / openers — memes &dash — keepsakes — magic!anons — answered — ic — ooc — self-promos — promos — isms — visage — jackhammer's radio [wheeljack's music] — plug 'n' play [sex music] — communal radio [aesthetic music]

AESTHETICS ► wheeljack — cybertron — the jackhammer — munitions & tech — pre-war — processor HUD / UI — vehicle mode — the wreckers

NSFW SIDEBLOG ► @jackhammer--xrated — This blog is for sexually explicit imagery, gifs, and aesthetics.

EVENTS ► christmas 2024 — wrecking havoc 1/14/25

MAGIC!ANONS ► heat cycle 2025 — caressing confessions 2025 — talk dirty to me 2025

EXCLUSIVES ►

Megatron [animated] — @deceitfulcharmer

Ratchet [all continuities] — @autobotmedic

MAINS ►

Electron [OC] — @ruthlessandspeedy

Dreadwing [aligned] — @honor-cxde

Megatron [aligned] — @kaoniitegladiator

Optimus Prime [aligned] — @atlas-ordained

Phoenix Cabrera [OC] — @deuteroganist

Starburst [OC] - @stellarcuriosity

Steamtrack [OC] — @gladiatorspxrked

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The following dark & triggering themes can and/or will be explored:

alcoholism

aversion to giving / receiving acts of emotional intimacy & vulnerability

committing acts of extreme violence & torture

committing acts of interrogation torture tactics

committing acts of vandalism & destruction

domineering ; overbearing ; possessive ; jealous ; suspicious

explicit sexual content (sticky ; tactile ; sparkplay ; plug 'n' play)

explicit dubcon & noncon

kink exploration ; acts of sexual domination & control

post-traumatic stress disorder ; paranoia ; unprovoked fits of rage

self-harming & self-punishment

sexually derogative ; vulgar ; objectifying

suicidal thoughts & tendencies

unhealthy & dark romances

xenophilia (mechanoid x organic ; mechanoid x human)

voyeurism & exhibitionism

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CANON / LORE ►

⇀ Currently, these are the continuities I know:

Transformers Generation One & Headmasters

Transformers: Beast Wars

Transformers: Armada

Transformers: Animated

Transformers: Prime

Transformers 2007 ; Revenge of the Fallen ; Dark of the Moon

Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye

Transformers One

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