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♛ EXTRA! by princess adelaide windsor

following in the footsteps of her father, prince james windsor, who recently released his tell-all book ‘SPARE’, three years after the family stepped down from their royal titles, the youngest princess is now telling her side of the story. although now a new york times best seller, the book is being criticized for it’s elaborate fabrications, out of place stories and general nature of entitlement. under the cut are some quotes from the book.

“gran-gran, who you may know as the queen (r.i.p girlie pop) had a corgi fetish, like, it was actually absurd. and anytime i slept at her house, those little wiener looking freakazoids would climb into my bed chambers and hump mr. giggleman mcgee, the stuffed sloth that i’ve had since i was a baby, gifted to me by my lovely godparents david and victoria...beckham, you’ve heard of them, right? anyway, one night, corgi #5 literally wouldn’t stop so i picked it up, carried it outside buckingham palace and let it go into the streets of london to fend for it’s weird, horny self. i helped make the missing puppy posters that the guards hung all over london, but i knew the truth. and i knew that no one fucked with mr. giggleman mcgee.” - chapter 4 ‘the corgis from hell vs. me and mr. giggleman mcgee - i always win.’

“i was devastated. i felt like my whole world was crashing down around me. it was like, totally worse than if they were to ever discontinue the shade jungle red at nars - they gave me an audi instead of a bugatti, when my dear cousin, little miss perfect charlotte, had gotten a bugatti for her sweet sixteen the year before. i knew right then and there that they hated me. so that’s why i drove it into the river thames - not because i was drunk, but because the car was super duper ugly." - adelaide windsor, chapter 6 ‘the not so sweet sixteen’

“it was a friday night at cirque le soir and i totally won’t blow up his spot and say names...so let’s just tall him gugh hrant, was quite literally looking at me like a panther looks at it’s prey. and i was just like obsessed much? so after i did some bumps off of the fingernail of a famous british model with fabulous eyebrows that was like bffs with karl lagerfeld, i won’t name names agian, so let’s call her dara celevigne, i followed him outside when he stepped out to smoke and let’s just say, this man had totally seen better days. it was a really pathetic time, he prob forgot to take his viagra, so i like closed my eyes and just pretended he was his character in notting hill. not everyone can say that they lost their v-card to gugh hrant outside of a pub in london, right?’ . - adelaide windsor, chapter 9 ‘v-card, swiped!’

“they were the most selfish little twits i’ve ever met in my life. who the hell has a twenty second anniversary vow renewal? apparently they do. as if their wedding wasn’t gaudy enough - not that i was there, but aunty cate certainly didn’t look as pretty as my mom did on her wedding day, her frown lines were already out in full force. i was like way too old to be a flower girl, but they insisted on making me one and they put me in this bridgerton looking bullshit that i literally couldn’t breathe in. like you know when you and your friends get held hostage on the coast of morocco on a pirate ship and they like, put a bag over your head and scream at you to give them all your money? that’s totally what this dress felt like. and the worst part? i had just gotten back from my tour of the arctic, so my nips were still completely frostbitten, but aunty cate and uncle willy didn’t care, they wouldn’t even reschedule and forced me to wear that dress that my nips were poking out of the entire time!” - adelaide windsor, chapter 11 ‘as cold as ice’

“after gran died i was like, extra sad-ish i guess. but i got to inherit so much of her fabulous jewelry because i was obviously her favorite. charlotte always thought she was the favorite but charlotte has also always been a dumb twit. after the funeral i was wearing one of the necklaces she gave me and charlotte was just like, totally jealous, so she attacked me and tried to rip the necklace off my neck! of course, she spun it and made it seem like i was fighting with her because she had been spotted on a date with the prince of greece who i literally dated when i was fifteen...like, sloppy seconds much? but that little bitch has always been jealous of me and always made me look like the crazy one. and that was the last day i ever spoke to her. she stuffs her bra, btw. pathetic, right? like, just get a boob job, you loser.” - adelaide windsor, chapter 14 'cousins by blood, enemies by choice’

'when my parents told me and my brothers that we were leaving and relinquishing our royal titles, i was fuming. i mean, nobody in the family pulls off a crown the way i do, so i got a little desperate. if i couldn’t be the princess of the uk, i was totally going to be the princess of something. so i started like, banging a bunch of royal dudes - saudi arabia, denmark, spain,japan, belgium, denmark again because he had a hotter older brother that just got divorced, i mean, you name it. i totally became the united nations of royal men. but then i realized, i don’t need a title to be royal, i’m literally the most perfect human ever. so i made the move, titles left behind, and i’ve made a name for myself here. sure, i’ve only been in a few t.v shows, but world domination is totally on the way. wait, you guys saw euphoria right? how good did my tits look in it? see! there was no lasting damage left behind from the frostbite incident!’ - adelaide windsor, chapter 18 'america and the beautiful....it’s me, i’m the beautiful.’

#adelaideheadcanons

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lavender-annd-lilac · 2 years ago

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Hey so I think I’ve reblogged one of your fics before (the massage one?? Where I was like why don’t they have reverse viagra for these situations???) but that was on one of my better days when I’m able to leave a nice, short, readable comment and not a hot mess like

So bear with me while I lay down a couple of disclaimers on the off chance you want to proceed with reading this hot mess

😵‍💫😆

(And also so don't come off like a troll or a random heckler lol)

⚠️My usual disclaimer is: nervous attempts at humour = my love language and the only way I know how to show appreciation for things I enjoy.

so basically like, if u ever watched Mystery Science Theatre 3000 where they watch a movie and riff on it, that's the only way know how to comment.

I mean obviously I am capable of leaving comments like a normal person but it makes me feel idk, insincere lol… like I’m holding back information that they may or may not want so I guess I’ll just show my entire hand and u can choose if u want to experience the chaos 🙃🤷‍♀️

As per standard safety procedures, here is a cut to protect ur eyes and ur soul

Stays in his room and only comes out when Steve forces him to join the rest of them for dinner.

Ahhh nothing like those good ol’ adolescent years.

One early morning, after you've already tied your shoes, you go to the kitchen for a glass of water

Wow @ this humble brag about tying your own shoes AND hydrating 😫

I literally have not tied my shoes in like 10 years lol. I tie them ONCE when I first wear them, and then never again unless the knot comes undone (which it doesn’t, bc I double knot that sucker). Is this not what most ppl do lol??

The only shoes I tie on a regular basis are my docs bc those mfs are still stiff af even after years of wear

🎬🎥🎞️

We interrupt this comment for an unskippable ad short film based on a fanfic of the fanfic u just read!! Please enjoy!!!

Bucky sitting at the counter staring daggers at the cup of coffee in front of him

Me: lol ‘sup Macbeth 😂

Bucky: …???

Me: haha a dagger of the mind, eh? A false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

Bucky: *leaves the room*

Me: *taps a fork against my glass to make a “ding, ding” sound as he’s leaving * 🛎️🛎️

Bucky: *continues walking down the hall*

Me, calling after him in a dramatic whisper: He goes and it is done; 😮 the bell invites him. Hear it not, Duncan; for it is a knell that summons thee to heaven or to hell💀 *makes a spooky ghost noise*

⏳ 10 min later ⏳

I shove the following notes under his door

Note 1: Lol do u get it??

Note 2: bc it looked like u were staring daggers into ur coffee cup haha

Note 3: U know, like in Macbeth?

Note 4: “Is this a Is this a dagger which I see before me” LMAO (see drawing below)

⏳ 5 min later ⏳

Note 5: it’s in ACT II, Scene I

Meanwhile Alpine just like shredding all the paper that comes through the door 😂😂

⏳The next day⏳

I receive notice of my immediate termination in the mail

Me: oh shit… “Buchanan Barnes” is Scottish as heck!!! I should have known better than to mention the Scottish play to a Scotsman. FUCK!!!!

🤦‍♀️

⏳2 min later ⏳

Me: although technically, the name is only cursed if you say it within a theatre…. Alright I’m suing for unfair dismissal 😤

… Somewhere in Hells Kitchen, a phone rings…

Cut to me, huddled on my bed, wrapped in blankets like a mischievous burrito, furiously taping on my phone

Me (internal monologue, voiced by Gossip Girl herself, Kristen Bell): ok so I took the words “staring daggers” from a single line in the fic, turned it into a reference that was probably outside the authors intentions, and then wrote my own mini skit with a surprise Alpine cameo, followed by a twist ending just like the extra post credit scenes in the real marvel movies!! Oh boy, OP is going to love this!!! 😃😃😃*very of proud myself*

Screen fades to black with the following text in white:

As it turned out, OP never even saw the skit bc they stopped reading after I admitted I hadn’t tied my shoes in 10 years

FIN

Alternate version ending:

Me (voice over): oh boy, OP is going to love this!!! *very of proud myself*

Screen fades to black with the following text in white:

As it turned out, OP was actually a superstitious Scot who works in the theatre industry, and did not “love” the joke

FIN

Directors cut ending:

Me (V/O): oh boy, OP is going to love this!!! *very of proud myself*

Screen fades to black and then this gif appears

OP:

FIN

84 year anniversary collectors edition ending (expected release date - 2105):

Me (V/O): oh boy, OP is going to love this!!! *very of proud myself*

Screen fades to black and then a ✨hologram✨of OP appears in front of the viewer:

OP:

FIN

Thank you for watching!! Your comment section will now resume!

"Bad night," he explains without looking away from his mug and you suggest that he should come for a run with you.

Alexa, play

"No thanks. It's okay. It'll be better tomorrow,”

Me: Sure, Jan. 🙄

Bucky: … what?

Me: don’t give me that “After all, tomorrow is another day” Scarlett O’Hara “Gone With the Wind” BS 😒

Bucky: … I think… I’ve actually seen that one!

Me: ya dude, it’s like an old ass film

Bucky: …

Me: wait did u see the Wizard of Oz when it came out!?? That shit must have been dope af! Ok, bro, u have to see this deepfake where they remade the trailer but like with u guys as the characters! And by u guys, I mean Peter, Stark, Thor and the other guy that hangs out with the raccoon. Sorry u didn’t make the cut buddy. Anyway, look:

youtube

Bucky: *nightmares intensify*

But the next few mornings, you find him occupying the exact same chair by the kitchen counter.

Me: HEY man, did u hear all the updog outside??

*waits for him to say “what’s updog” so I can say “not much, what’s up with u hahaha”*

Bucky: …

By the fourth morning, he's not in his normal hoodie and sweats, but has changed into what you recognise as Steve's running gear. "Steve said I should go with you," he says hesitantly and waits for you to tell him that your invitation was nothing but a joke.

Me: *planned to actually tell him the invitation was a joke bc I can’t run 5 min without vomiting…but now I see he’s waiting for me to say it was a joke, and it makes me feel bad so I play along*

😬🤦‍♀️

Me: uh ya, let’s do like a speed walk thing to warm up maybe?

Me, internally fuming while speed walking: fuck u Steve. That twerp KNOWS I can’t run for shit and used Bucky to call my bluff 😤why I oughta… *passes out after speed walking for 3 min)*

Also like, maybe I just don’t go to the gym or do any exercise, but does everyone have their own branded gear? What does that mean “Steve’s running gear”? It’s like the same as his suit but with short sleeves and shorts?

🤔

You meet up in the kitchen every morning for several weeks without uttering a single word to each other apart from "good morning," and "great run today".

I literally don’t have the breath to say anything else bc I’m deadass exhausted from this charade

😫

And you run. Every day. No matter the weather, no matter what kind of night Bucky has had. It does him good. The colour in his cheeks comes back, his hair looks healthier

Meanwhile, I’m like:

sometimes, you even catch him running with a smile on his lips, his eyes closed as he savours the smell of nature waking up around him.

Me: 😒 ok well glad someone is having a good time

from "great run today" to "see you tomorrow" to "see you later"

“See u later”??? Heck no one run a day is alway one too many runs for me. Nope. 😰

You love your runs.

Me: saying this over and over to myself like a personal mantra until I become delusional enough to believe it like the handmaids with their autopilot “Blessed be the Fruit” greetings

It's 1.30 a.m when you wake up to muffled screams coming from Bucky's room down the corridor.

Me: wow, this mf-er is really watching a horror movie without me??? Thought we were friends smh 😤😤😤

Steve's out on a mission so without bothering to pull on some pants

Lmao I did a double take when I read this bc I thought it meant Steve didn’t put on pants 😭… it was such an emergency he didn’t have time to put on pants before leaving for the mission??? How would she even know that??? Also I always thought the suit was like a onesie type deal haha

you run towards the screams that only grow louder and louder with each step

Wow, I’m a white girl in a horror movie huh

😬

After several minutes in Bucky's room, you finally manage to wake him up

Was the door just like, open?

How do u wake him up tho? I’d get the longest broom I could find so I can keep maximum distance between us and just like, sweep over his face until he sneezed.

when you touch a hand to his damp face and remind him where he is, his breathing finally slows

Me: hey man, wake up!! U are safe! Do u know where u are??

Bucky: *gives the address of the tower*

Me: ok I’m actually Canadian and idk any of the streets in NYC so I’m just going to assume u are correct. Good job 👍

You ground him, and he puts his arms around your waistline, and he holds you close, and he cries.

Me, who gets the skeevies from physical contact irl: …. *slowly slips out of his grasp and replaces my body with a like 3 pillows with a basketball on top for the head, then stands at a distance to brush his hair with the broom*🧹

The next morning, he isn't in the kitchen.

Me: THANK FUCKING GOD, no run today 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Instead, you find him in his room.

Tbh I only went there to get the basketball back bc I had to sign it out from the gym and I don’t want to have to pay fines for not returning it on time

But like the night before, you assure him that everything's alright, that there's no need to apologise and you hand him his running shoes.

Me: why don’t we… take these to the dry cleaners. That’s how modern people clean their shoes!! And also let’s take an Uber to the dry cleaners, bc it’s “take an Uber to the dry cleaners day”. It’s like, one of those new holidays u prob haven’t heard about

so you stay on high alert every night and you make sure that Bucky wakes up from his nightmares.

Me: dragging my sewn together pillow basketball head scarecrow down the hallway with a broom strapped to my back

you hear two soft words whispered faintly against your neck. Don't go

Me: huh, he must have a song stuck in his head. Didn’t expect him to be a fan of Skrillex but whatever 🤷‍♀️ *leaves*

So, you stay. Every night. Even after Steve comes back from his mission.

Yes, “I” stay…

Steve, going to check on Bucky and sees the weird ass pillow basketball head scarecrow thing on his bed: 😱😱😱

but one night, right before he drifts off, he finds your hand underneath the duvet, and he holds it to the angry scars on his chest and he squeezes it tight.

Me: Goddammit 😰

*sews a rubber glove to a long sock and stuffs it with cotton balls, then staples it to the body of the pillow b-ball scarecrow*

Perfect!! 👩‍🎨

you hear an accidental "see you tonight, doll!" slip past his lips

Me, thinking this is a “Lars and the Real Girl” type of situation: oh cute, he gave scarecrow a name! I mean kind of unoriginal….but his brain is like super fried so who am I to judge 😐

You run every morning

Me:

You yearn for him to kiss you and sometimes when it's just the two of you, it looks as if he's just about to do it

Fic: becomes romantic

Me: *packing my bags* welp, my work here is done. Peace out y’all ✌️

Lol jk I’m still reading the rest I just don’t know how to interact anymore, haha. (Not in a bad way, I still enjoy the content and think it’s interesting but like emotionally I’m out of my depth so I’ll just switch to spectator mode…Omg and I feel this sounds like I’m implying the author didn’t do a good job but it’s the opposite

😓

irl I’m not really a romantic relationship person (OP, after having read the entirety of the pillow scarecrow saga: what? No waaaay /sarcasm) and I try to uh, like gain understanding of that perspective by reading if that makes sense? So I’m still along for the ride except now I’m like taking notes in the margins instead of live tweeting memes 😅)

Author: so what you’re saying is… the more romantic content I have in the fic… the fewer unhinged comments u will leave? Interesting… 😏

Sam mockingly calls you his girlfriend and when Bucky finally takes the bait and one day snaps that you're not his girlfriend, Sam smirks triumphantly.

Comical misunderstanding on my part lol - on the first read I thought u meant Sam calls reader his (Sam’s) gf in an attempt to make Bucky jealous and admit his attraction to reader, and then one day Bucky snaps and is like “Sam stfu she’s not ur gf”

But then u wrote

"But you want her to be," he says with a shit-eating grin,

And I was like *record scratch noise* wait what? Sam is telling Bucky that he (Bucky) wants reader to be Sam’s gf??? So I realized I made a processing error and Sam was saying reader is Bucky’s gf

My programmer: yes!!! Good job! You’re right on track to pass that Turing test!!🤖

Bucky doesn't like the sound of fireworks so

Don’t these sound exactly like gunshots tho? But I guess maybe he doesn’t like gunshots either or his super ears can tell the difference?

his head meets your shoulder

Procter & Gamble CEO: and that kids, is how we came up with America's #1 dandruff shampoo brand! 💆‍♀️💆💆‍♂️🧴

"Hi doll," he says softly,

Me: wow wtf do I really look that much like the pillow b-ball scarecrow? I mean I put a lot of work into the concept but it’s meant to be used at night so I didn’t really focus on the visuals. I’m low key offended rn tbh

His eyes scan over your face and he takes a step closer

Bucky: did you… change your makeup or something? Get a haircut? Idk I just feel like your head is usually more round and orange???

and when he finally finds your mouth again and slowly slips his tongue inside, you know you've both found your way home.

Company guy: ok team, so the customer feedback we’ve been getting on our new GPS system has been…mixed. Here’s the gist of what people dislike:

the way in which the directions are delivered is too personal

2-3 months is an unreasonable amount of time to wait before the product provides directions to your house

The daily exercise requirement and nightly care routine to charge up the device is overwhelming and too time consuming

In addition, several people were displeased that the exercise gear for running was not included in the package, although this is explicitly stated in the directions

We’ve also gotten some feedback about wanting the product to have different hairstyle and clothing options

Many men say they feel uncomfortable using the product as the experience is too intimate

On the plus side, we’ve had a handful of 💫glowing reviews from men and women, but they seem to focus on the experience of learning how to use the product rather than the final GPS results it delivers…🤔

Nevertheless, some of these customers are requesting variations of this GPS system that will provide them with directions to work, the grocery store, and various other locations, but I think our main goal should be to polish up the current model.

What do you guys think???

🔚

Lmao if u read this entire thing idk, u are a brave and tolerant soul and I hope baphomet blesses you (dw, I’ll mention it to him at our next coven meeting)

Ty for writing such a great piece and sharing it w us 💗

(Weird personal anecdote below that u are free to skip bc idk if it’s relevant at all lmao)

idk if I was able to really express this in my “comments” bc sincerity is not my strong suit, but by the end it kind of made me feel a bit sentimental lol.

Like… think the combination of how you portrayed reader’s devotion to Bucky/Bucky warming up to reader/and a little bit of my insistence on doubling down on the pillow scarecrow joke that definitely went on for too long, made me think of this old timey comedy ballet called “Coppélia”.

I saw this when I was so where btwn 7-10 years old and my memory ain’t shit, so it’s one of the few clear memories I have from that time period 😂(the others are like, deadass eating a cigarette on the beach, breaking my arm and losing colour vision for an hour, etc).

Anyway, as a kid I was somehow waaay more emotional aware and empathetic than I am as an adult now, and I remember like, bawling in the theatre bc I thought this shit was real (ie. it was re-telling of a true story that actually happened.

(spoilers for this ballet below lol)

I didn’t catch that Swanhilda pulled a fast one on the doctor and switched clothes w/ Coppélia (the doll), and I thought she legit allowed herself to be sacrificed for her soul to “reanimate” Coppélia, so that fuck boi Franz could be with the girl he “loved” (even though Swan had feelings for Franz too).

So in my mind, I was like, wow, this girl gave up her life to animate this doll that her crush thought was real??? That’s so selfless and the dude didn’t even know she sacrificed herself like that!!!! It was a truly altruistic act 😭

Ya so my dumbass had an emotional breakdown for some reason and I guess I never looked up the real plot until I was in university or something, so I went YEARS with this tragic story on my head and when we had to read stuff like “Romeo & Juliet” or “A Tale of Two Cities” at school I was throughly unimpressed bc I was like no, the doll sacrifice ballet did it BETTER!!!😡😡😡 (even tho thinking about it now, tale of two cities is the more tragic story haha)

The way u wrote how reader was consistently there to support Bucky without pushing her own feelings on him somehow unlocked that memory in my head and I was like wow, I used to have a lot of feelings that I haven’t felt in a while, and it made me nostalgic in a good way. 🥲

Anyway haha whatever good talk, thanks for the story.

The Way Home (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Summary: On how you help Bucky find peace in his new life

Words: 1.5K

Fluff, fluff and pure fluff 💕

- Bucky is quiet at first. Follows Steve around like a lost puppy, doesn't really say much. Still, you can tell that he’s kind. That he isn't what the papers make him out to be.

- The entire team welcomes him with open arms, wants to make him feel at home, but Bucky still keeps to himself. Stays in his room and only comes out when Steve forces him to join the rest of them for dinner. Doesn't say anything apart from the occasional quiet "it's okay" to his best friend or the half-snarled snarky comment he can't hold back when Sam says something he thinks is dumb. But in between, he's quiet. Completely silent, really.

- You've caught him looking at you a few times, and you've seen the unwelcome, pointed elbow Sam shoves between his ribs when you walk into the room, but when you send Bucky a smile in return, he always looks away and goes about his business as if nothing's happened. Maybe a little more irritated at Sam and his wiggling eyebrows than before, but that's it.

- One early morning, after you've already tied your shoes, you go to the kitchen for a glass of water before your daily run. Not expecting anybody to be up at these hours, you're surprised to see Bucky sitting at the counter staring daggers at the cup of coffee in front of him. "Bad night," he explains without looking away from his mug and you suggest that he should come for a run with you. That it always helps when you have too many thoughts in your head. "No thanks. It's okay. It'll be better tomorrow,” he says quietly while tapping his finger on the rim of the mug.

- But the next few mornings, you find him occupying the exact same chair by the kitchen counter.

- By the fourth morning, he's not in his normal hoodie and sweats, but has changed into what you recognise as Steve's running gear. "Steve said I should go with you," he says hesitantly and waits for you to tell him that your invitation was nothing but a joke. But it wasn't. So you smile and tell him he's more than welcome.

- You meet up in the kitchen every morning for several weeks without uttering a single word to each other apart from "good morning," and "great run today".

- And you run. Every day. No matter the weather, no matter what kind of night Bucky has had. It does him good. The colour in his cheeks comes back, his hair looks healthier, and sometimes, you even catch him running with a smile on his lips, his eyes closed as he savours the smell of nature waking up around him.

- It slowly transgresses from "great run today" to "see you tomorrow" to "see you later".

- He starts nodding his head when he passes you by in the hallway, and he gives you a shy 'hi' when he sits down for dinner (much to Sam's smirking delight), but your favourite part of the day is still when he stands in the middle of the dark kitchen, awkwardly waving and saying 'good morning'.

- You love your runs. You love your time together with Bucky. He seems happier. Almost carefree. But things don't really speed up until two months in.

- It's 1.30 a.m when you wake up to muffled screams coming from Bucky's room down the corridor. Steve's out on a mission so without bothering to pull on some pants, you run towards the screams that only grow louder and louder with each step.

- After several minutes in Bucky's room, you finally manage to wake him up. He looks horrified, scared of his own shadow, of himself, of you, but when you touch a hand to his damp face and remind him where he is, his breathing finally slows. You ground him, and he puts his arms around your waistline, and he holds you close, and he cries. Like you've never seen anyone cry before. He fists your pyjama shirt, and you stroke him over his hair and assure him that everything's okay. That he's safe. That he's home. That he isn't alone. And you repeat your words with your fingers raking over his scalp until his grip finally releases its hold on your crinkled pyjamas and he falls asleep, warm, and safe, and loved in your embrace.

- And because you don't want to overstep, you sneak back to your own bed.

- The next morning, he isn't in the kitchen.

- Instead, you find him in his room. His face is burning red with humiliation, and he can't even look at you when he stutters out an apology. But like the night before, you assure him that everything's alright, that there's no need to apologise and you hand him his running shoes.

- You run and you go about your day as if nothing's happened. He seems grateful for that. It's your little secret.

- Steve doesn't come home for a few days, so you stay on high alert every night and you make sure that Bucky wakes up from his nightmares.

- You usually sneak back to your own room around 3 in the morning but one night, when you think he's fast asleep, you hear two soft words whispered faintly against your neck. Don't go.

- So, you stay. Every night. Even after Steve comes back from his mission.

- Bucky still doesn't say much, but one night, right before he drifts off, he finds your hand underneath the duvet, and he holds it to the angry scars on his chest and he squeezes it tight. "You make me feel human again," he whispers and closes his eyes. Not sure what to say, you just press in against his innocent, wretched heart while trying to hold back the tears.

- One evening, when you bid the people in the living room goodnight, you hear an accidental "see you tonight, doll!" slip past his lips. Not sure if Steve's eyes are about to tumble out of their sockets due to Bucky's accidental confession or the old-fashioned nickname, you cannot help but laugh a little. Bucky gulps uncomfortably as if he's somehow said something upsetting, but at least he doesn't look away when Sam smirkingly elbows him in the side.

- "What? No doll today?" you ask him with a raised eyebrow when he merely says "mornin'" the day after his blunder. His cheeks turn a dusted shade of pink but it's the first time you hear him chuckle.

- You run every morning, and you eat dinner together with the rest of the team in the evenings, and you sleep in his bed at night. He's suddenly not as quiet anymore. Still reserved, yes, but he laughs along to jokes, and he always enters the room with a smile on his face. Doesn't shy away from conversation any longer.

- You yearn for him to kiss you and sometimes when it's just the two of you, it looks as if he's just about to do it, but hesitation always gets the best of him, and he manages to stop himself before he's even taken the first step. And you don't want to push him.

- Sam mockingly calls you his girlfriend and when Bucky finally takes the bait and one day snaps that you're not his girlfriend, Sam smirks triumphantly. "But you want her to be," he says with a shit-eating grin, and you pretend not to overhear that Bucky doesn't really have a great comeback to that.

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In Vietnam, The Vietnam War is known as The American War.

The founders of Adidas and Puma were brothers and Nazis.

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The Portuguese phrase for a strapless dress or top is ‘tomara que caia’, or ‘hope it falls down’.

Daniel Radcliffe broke over 80 wands while filming the Harry Potter movies because he used them as drumsticks.

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In 1719, prisoners in Paris were offered freedom in exchange for marrying a prostitute and moving to Louisiana.

In 1979, British politician Terry Dicks lost an election to his competitor Michael Cocks.

Super Mario wears a hat because his creator, Shigeru Miyamoto, couldn't draw hair.

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An Australian man, Moondyne Joe, escaped from prison so many times, they made a special escape-proof cell for him. He escaped that as well.

Researchers once taught monkeys the concept of money and how it was used during an experiment. The monkeys began robbing each other and used the money to pay for sex.

In 1983, civil servants wrote a speech for the Queen to deliver in the event that nuclear war broke out. It was nicknamed "Ma'ammageddon".

In the first century AD, Roman engineer Sextus Julius Frontinus wrote that catapults were so good, there was no chance that any more destructive forms of warfare would ever be invented.

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Advice for Writing Trans Male Characters

Hi everyone, and welcome to our second guest post! We approached a trans man, and fellow writer, to put together a list of suggestions for cis people who want to write trans male characters! He has chosen to remain anonymous. Always remember, there is no one trans experience, and no one trans person’s knowledge will reflect the range of ways that trans people live. Our post author writes from his perspective, based on his knowledge and research, and much of this is relatively specific to the modern United States. Always use multiple sources when writing a character with an identity or identities that you don’t share!

So, you want to write a trans male character but you're not a trans man yourself. Good! We need more trans male characters out there in the world. There are a few things to consider, however. This is not a perfect list (I would never claim to be perfect), but here are some thoughts from a trans man about writing people like me.

Trans men are men. They talk like men, think like men, and walk like men, except where socialization as women has forced otherwise. By this I mean that descriptions should not include things like “he walked delicately, like a woman”. However he walks, it's like a man, because he’s a man. Other characters should not note that he “thinks like a woman” or that he “acts like a woman.” If you talk about a trans man transitioning and you mention that he is working on ways to masculinize his speech patterns or walking, that's fine, but make sure it's done from his perspective, e.g. “Michael tried to lower his voice, attempting to sound more like his father.” Do not use “Michael tried to lower his voice, not wanting to sound like a woman.” It's his voice and he sounds like a man. Also, many woman have deeper registers and many men have higher registers, and there's honestly not that much difference between a woman who speaks in a low alto and a man who speaks in a high tenor. Avoid gendering voices, mannerisms, and other things. A good rule of thumb is that if it's a concept, idea, or an inanimate or non-sentient thing, it is physically and/or emotionally incapable of having a gender and you should not assign one to it.

1. A trans man who has decided that all he needs to do is come out to be a man is still a man, with a man's body and male genitals, because he says he's a man. Even if he is not out, he is a man. He can be uncomfortable with his body, or with how others perceive his body, but it should not be described in terms of “womanly” aspects.

EX: David's breasts made him uncomfortable, reminding him that others looked at him differently than how he would have liked.

2. 72% of trans men do not ever want full gender reassignment surgery, and this doesn’t make them “less of a man.” The surgeries are expensive, invasive, and don’t always result in a fully functional genital apparatus. Also, there are a lot of them. A trans man, to have a full semi-working penis (one that will not be useful for sex but will at least be useful for urination), is looking at at least three surgeries: to remove the labia, to 'bulk up' the clitoris, and to move the urethra. There are also surgeries to remove the cervix and/or the uterus, to create a scrotum, and to add a pump inside the scrotum attached to a surgical implant in the penis to assist with arousal. Even if a man has all these surgeries, the penis he gets loses most of its sensitivity and won’t become physically aroused (as in, achieve erection) without medical intervention. He may also need electrolysis to remove pubic hair. Ultimately, many trans men opt not to deal with it. Many still want top surgery, or a hysterectomy, or both, and often testosterone is used to help deepen their voice and change their body shape (but, again, gendering a trans man's voice by suggesting it's “feminine” because he's not on testosterone or because his voice hasn't dropped yet is not a great idea). It depends on the type and amount of dysphoria a person experiences, versus their financial and mental ability to deal with the different choices. Some trans men are happy with no hormones and only top surgery. Others want or need everything. There is no “correct” way to be trans.

3. Unless your story revolves around their transition (which, as a cis person, maybe it's best you don't do, honestly), there’s no reason to go into detail about your trans male character's surgeries. If it’s not plot relevant, it's probably not necessary.

4. If you’re writing porn, make sure to always use male pronouns for him, even if he has chosen not to go through surgery. If he has gone through surgery, what he has will be indistinguishable from a cis male penis except that he may need viagra or a surgical pump.

5. Reactions to testosterone are different for every trans man. Some men never have their voices drop, never grow a beard, and/or never bulk up and get all muscle-y. Some men are on testosterone for two weeks and have a Gandalf beard with a voice low enough to sing bass. It just depends, mostly on genetics. If your character's father is a super hairy mountain man who sings bass in his lumberjack quartet, then your character is more likely to end up similar. If your character's father is basically an elf, then he's likely to be similar to that. Also, for a number of reasons, a trans man may choose not to or may be incapable of taking testosterone. Most doctors won’t prescribe it if the man wants to carry his own children in the future, for example.

6. Keep in mind that the order in which testosterone produces effects on a man’s body isn’t predictable, so don't worry too hard about 'getting it right.' Even trans men can't predict what they'll look like after being on testosterone for a while.

7. Also, a note: If your character is transmasculine and nonbinary, and taking testosterone, it's likely they will be on a lower dose than a trans man. That's not always true, but testosterone can be given at a few different doses, depending on how drastic a change a person wants and how quickly they want that change to occur. There’s still no guarantee: a trans man may never be able to grow a beard on a full dose, while a transmasculine nonbinary person might be on a very low dose and have a beard within the first month. But, generally, lower doses are meant to bring out smaller changes over a longer period of time, while higher doses are meant to bring out larger changes over a shorter period of time.

8. A non-fluid trans man is going to consider himself a man at all times, and always use he/him pronouns for himself, whether or not everyone else does. If you're writing a trans man point-of-view piece where he's not out or where he's not fully accepted, make sure he or the narrator always uses the right pronouns when others don't. That helps remind your audience that he's not the person other people think he is.

EX: Daniel was frustrated. His grandmother insisted on calling him “Sarah” no matter how many times he corrected her.

9. Menstruation is a difficult topic for a lot of trans men. Some men lose their ability to menstruate when they take testosterone, while others continue to menstruate. If they retain their uterus, however, the possibility of a menstrual cycle is always there. If/when menstruation happens for a trans man, it's often a time of major dysphoria. A trans man may have a lot of issues surrounding menstruation. Having a cervix also means yearly Pap smears, which can also be uncomfortable or dysphoria-inducing. Dysphoria can also happen during ovulation, when a person is most fertile. The body during this time is “getting ready for a baby” and the changes can be very triggering.

10. Testosterone may stop menstruation, but it doesn't necessarily stop pregnancy. Also, some trans men will go off their testosterone in order to carry their own child. During their pregnancy, it is important that they are still referred to as men. A trans man will generally prefer to be called “father” even if he carried the child, but some may prefer the term “mother.” If a cis person wishes to write a pregnant trans character, it would be better to err on the side of caution and use “father.” A trans man who has gone through top surgery will not likely be able to nurse his own children, but a man who has chosen to use a binder instead will be able to (probably - some people don’t/can’t lactate for other reasons). Whether or not he chooses to will be up to him.

11. Gender Dysphoria is the medical diagnosis given to trans people who want to do any form of medical transitioning. Being transgender is not in and of itself a diagnosis. A person can be transgender and choose never to transition medically. Dysphoria is generally most clearly understood as a form of discomfort in the body you possess. Sometimes a person experiencing dysphoria is uncomfortable with their body no matter what. He doesn't like his breasts, for example, unless they are bound, no matter what his setting is, who is looking at him, etc. His dysphoria takes the form of nausea at the mere sight of them. Alternatively, some people only experience dysphoria relating to how others see them. For example, a man may not mind his breasts when he's alone, and he doesn't usually bind, but on a specific day while he wasn't binding someone glance at his breasts before calling him 'ma'am' and now he can't uncross his arms in case someone else looks his way. For some people dysphoria comes and goes, and they have good days and bad days. Also, images can be dysphoria-inducing. For example, seeing a pregnant person might remind a man that he has a uterus, and make him extremely uncomfortable all day. Other people may go several days, or weeks or months, without experiencing dysphoria, but when it hits it affects them for a long time or very severely. Or a person might experience dysphoria every day, as kind of a low-level mental fog they can't shake.

12. Gender Euphoria is as valid as Gender Dysphoria. Gender Euphoria is the idea that a person might be content in the body given to them, but will never be truly happy unless they make a change. These people can live their whole lives as the gender assigned to them at birth without severe mental issues or physical problems, but it's like living a life without color. They can do it, but if there's a way to get color back, why wouldn't they?

13. Changing names is complicated and takes time. It also differs in every state/country, and may need to be re-done when a trans man moves. In some states, all they need to change their name legally is a court order. In other areas, a trans man needs to have lived using their new name for a period of time, or have doctor’s notes and authorizations. Once the character has changed their name legally through the courts, they need to change their driver's license, banking information, insurance, work papers, social security information, passport, birth certificate, and any other documentation bearing their name. It can take anywhere from a month to a year or more, and is expensive, sometimes prohibitively so. It's okay to have a trans male character who goes by “Mark” but whose parents or grandparents refer to as “Melissa.” The important thing is to make sure narratively you are confirming that those people are wrong.

EX: “Melissa! It's nice to see you come to visit!” Mark's mom said. Mark cringed, hating the sound of his deadname, but he hadn't yet been able to convince his mother to use the right one.

14. Do not portray a character binding for more than eight hours or with unsafe binders in a positive light. Just don’t. Binding, even with professional/high-end binders, is not safe. It's a stopgap - safer than not binding at all for some people whose dysphoria is really bad. It constricts the lungs and can break ribs if not done properly. It can permanently alter a person's chest cage if done for an extensive period of time. It's a necessary evil for people who are waiting to get their surgery done, in order to keep them alive to have that surgery. It's not a permanent cure-all. Binding also can cause dysphoria. A person who doesn't have dysphoria surrounding his chest can develop it after wearing a binder. So, have your character bind safely, or discuss the issues surrounding unsafe binding. (And yes, this applies even in a fantasy setting or world where the technology may be different. A story is a story, but the impact it could have on a real trans man is potentially dangerous, so write with consideration, and if you do introduce a magical or technological solution to this, maintain awareness of the reality.)

15. Transitioning without an in-person support group is one of the most common factors in transitioning regret. Give your character someone to go to the doctor with them, someone to hold their hand when they get scared, someone to talk them through moments when they're unsure. No one who goes under the knife is always completely 100% sure all the time. They need a community. Surgery and hormones are scary, even if a trans man knows he wants them, and trying to go it alone can spell disaster.

16. Given that a trans man will consider himself a man, it can be challenging to make it clear to a reader that he’s trans. If he's the main/POV character, you can write him dealing with some dysphoria. For example, if you decide your character binds, mention that his breasts are bothering him particularly badly one day. Have him adjust his binder. Describe putting a binder on. That kind of thing. If he's a minor character, it can be more challenging, but you can still have him do things like adjust a binder. You could also mention surgical scars, if a character takes off their shirt. Another thing you can do is just have the main character remember a time “before Mark went by Mark” (for example). Another way is to have the character mention some way in which they are fighting for trans rights, and acknowledge that the issue is personal to them. Try not to use the deadname unless he’s facing an actual microaggression by another character. The narrative or narrator character should never deadname the character.

17. FTM is not an accepted term anymore, as it implies that a person was one thing and changed. Generally speaking, if a trans man is not genderfluid, then he was never female or a woman. Likewise, the phrase “born in the wrong body” is not acceptable for use by cis people. The only real use it has is to explain dysphoria by transgender characters to cisgender characters who aren't inclined to listen or try to understand. The accepted term is AFAB, or Assigned Female At Birth. Keep in mind that terms and labels change with time, so do your research. For example, if you’re writing a historical piece, different terms may be more appropriate, and if you’re writing a modern current-day piece, understand that in ten or twenty years the terminology you use will likely have grown outdated.

18. The proper way to write the term is always “trans man” and never “transman”. Trans is an adjective describing a type of man, just like you might say an Asian man or a muscled man or a gay man. This comes back to the idea that a trans man is always a man, first and foremost.

19. An easy pitfall to avoid if your trans male character's setting is modern or modernesque is: Don't make the story all about their oppression. We are aware of the many ways in which the modern world is trying to oppress and harm the trans community, but trans men can still be happy and interesting people. They can have dysphoria without being depressed. They aren’t necessarily the “down in the dumps” character. Also, trans men have a long history of being activists, and are often erased in history, so don't be afraid to make your trans men an out-and-loud activist. Yes, terrible things have happened and continue to happen to trans men, and any trans man who has done any research into trans history will know about individuals like Brandon Teena. Trans men know the dangers they face. Knowing that bad things can and are happening doesn't mean a trans man can't find his own joy in life, despite things not being perfect.

20. Keep in mind when writing in historical settings that trans men have existed for as long as people have existed. Many trans men were able to go through life completely “undetected” until they died and those around them conducted culturally-common burial practices. It’s not unreasonable to have a trans man in Regency England, Yuan China, or Roman times. If you're writing about non-European-centric history, many cultures acknowledged those who didn’t present the way their AGAB (assigned gender at birth) would suggest, and do your research. Also, keep intersectionality in mind, and tread especially carefully when writing a trans man from a culture and period other than your own. This post is mostly applicable to trans men in the modern era, and especially in the United States. The trans male experience will be different in other places in the world, for people of different ages and of different religions and ethnicities and races, so the more traits your trans man has that are outside your own experience as a cis writer, the more you should consider if it’s wise for you write the story you have in mind, or if it might not be better to allow in-group members to tell those stories. And never forget - trans men can and are all things - all races, all religions, abled and disabled, etc. People have nuanced identities and multiple identifiers and trans is always only one of many.

21. In fantastical or science fiction settings, please always ask yourself if oppression of trans people or bigotry against them is even needed. Maybe a society doesn't assign gender at birth, but waits until a child is old enough to tell the society where they belong. Maybe a society reveres those who are under the transgender umbrella. Maybe children are considered genderless until they reach puberty. You have a million and one options; why limit yourself to what modern predominantly Western white Christian society says? If you do make a society that doesn't look anything like the modern world, for example they assign gender at age five, think about how that would affect society as a whole. What kind of pronouns would be used for children under five? Are young children genderless, or are they seen as genderfluid? What about people who age past five and are still genderless or genderfluid? What are the naming conventions for children?

22. There are mixed feelings regarding how a science fiction or fantasy setting should treat transitioning. Should it be an easy fix, with magic or advance science doing it instantly or nearly so? Or should it be difficult, reflecting the modern situation where the process often years before a person can feel “finished?” That's up to you. Trans people themselves are split on this, so there’s no pleasing everyone. Do your best, and whichever way you choose, make sure to tag it accurately or, for original fiction, be clear up front what approaches you’ve chosen, so people can choose not to read something that may make them uncomfortable at best or trigger them and profoundly harm them at worst.

Ultimately, your trans man is your character and you can do with him as you wish. Write responsibly, and do your research, and if you can, get a sensitivity reader or a beta who is a trans man.

So, go, diversify those stories, write the things, and present good representation! Happy writing!

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