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VIA VIA VIA HEAR ME OUT. secret santa b they get u and accidentally spill it / the big reveal…
(NOT SO) SECRET SANTA - aki hayawaka
summary: despite aki's best efforts to keep your gift a secret, his (stupid) roommates somehow manage to spoil the surprise.
genre: fluff, non-devil au, everyone is happy, crack
warnings: swearing, denji, f!reader, suggestive
notes: hope u like it babe !! this is my apology for the recent aki slander 😈🔥
now playing: rockin' around the christmas tree - brenda lee
"for the millionth time, do not tell [name] i got her, understood?"
denji and power sit crossed-legged on the floor, looking only half interested in what aki is saying. they're dressed in christmas gear from head to toe, heads swaying slightly to the christmas music coming from the record player.
power looks awfully happy with the pair of antlers that denji unwillingly brought her from the store after she threatened to throw a fit in the middle of the aisle. they're decorated with little bells, and every time she nods her head, aki can visibly tell how delighted she is from the jingles that they make. she now refuses to take them off.
denji's gone for a more traditional approach, sporting a santa hat with a light up pom pom at the end.
(the hat also says "ho! ho! ho!" if the button on the left is pressed, but denji had overused it so much that aki cut it open and took out the speaker. he then burnt the speaker. denji was told told it must have broken.)
"duh, i ain’t a snitch!" denji claims, saluting his roommate with a shit-eating grin. he would snitch, aki is fully aware of that. bribe him with a lollipop or a tit squeeze? done deal.
"why are we not allowed to tell her?" power asks, fiddling with rudolph's nose on her christmas jumper.
aki audibly groans, fingers working at his temples in exasperation. "because, it’s a secret santa. we aren’t supposed to tell anyone who we got."
power's face twists in mild disgust, "what is the point of that?! just give me my present now!"
aki rolls his eyes, raking his fingers through his dark hair, "because it builds the suspense, power. do you want to have all your gifts now and have none on christmas day?"
she seems to quieten at that, closing her eyes as she mulls over his words. after three agonizing seconds of her silence and aki wondering whether it'd be easier to just throw himself out of the nearest window, power pouts and nods.
denji dramatically sighs before aki can say anything further, slapping her twice on the back in an attempt to comfort her, "i feel ya, powey."
the girl mirrors the sigh, slumping against denji as she flips aki off with a scowl.
"you should thank me, human! i will not go and tell [name] that you have her!" she declares smugly, resting her body weight on the male next to her.
aki vaguely hears "ow, fuck! power, y’re crushin’ me! how the fuck are ya so heavy?!" and a loud slap that probably came from power as he walks away.
• . ✿ ° × . *.
aki really does try his hardest to keep the secret.
he finds himself slapping a hand over denji's mouth when he almost lets it spill, and shoving a piece of food into power's when the topic of the secret santa comes up.
it's only halfway through december. he doesn't know how much longer he can keep this up. he can tell you're starting to pick up on something fishy and it's beginning to stress him out.
"and so aki has-"
"what are you doing?"
power freezes up at the sound of aki's voice, head lifting from your lap as she scrambles to defend herself.
"nothing!" she says a pitch higher than usual.
your eyes narrow at aki who sends a subtle glare in power's direction before taking a seat beside you on the couch. you're immediately taking his hand in yours, rubbing the pad of your thumb over his knuckles to soothe his anger.
the man melts so quickly that it should be embarrassing, shoulders relaxing with a simple touch.
"she was telling me about secret santa," you fill in gently, "something about who everyone has."
power wishes she was dead.
the glare that aki gives her makes certain that she'll be banned from chocolates for at least a week. that's practically the same as death.
"was she now?" aki asks, an angry rumble in his throat.
the girl is looking at anything but his face; when had the wall become so interesting? look at that, is that a new vase? what are denji's pornos doing on the floor-
"why don't you tell both of us, power?"
before anything else can be said, she shoots up from her spot on the couch sweating bullets.
"meowy needs to shit!" is all she says before leaving the room at hurricane speeds. (if only she were that quick to close her mouth.)
you smile, turning to look at your boyfriend with a raised eyebrow.
"so?" you question, idly threading your fingers through his.
"so, what?" aki responds.
he can tell from the way a small laugh escapes those pretty lips that playing dumb isn't going to work.
"nothing, just a bad day." he tries, resting his head in the crook of your neck.
"you're snapping at power because of a 'bad day'?" you state, scepticism evident in your tone. "righhhht."
aki chuckles into your flesh, placing a chaste kiss there before pulling away. "yeah, that's all."
you press a kiss to his lips, tongue swiping over his. "sure, okay. i'll let you have this one, handsome."
the edges of his mouth tip up at the nickname and silent relief fills his veins at the clarification that you won't push the matter.
"thanks, love."
• . ✿ ° × . *.
aki swears on his life that he tries his hardest to keep the secret.
it's just that denji and power are not good secret keepers. they're a pair of loudmouths who are easily bribed. if not for your presence to keep him sane, aki's sure he would have strangled denji and confiscated power's antlers. actually, he's sure that if the gift he'd gotten you wasn't so important, he'd have let his roommates tell you already.
"makima, c'monnnn! i licked the floor so ya owe me a tit squeeze!" denji whines in a kneeling position on the floor.
going out for christmas lunch with you, his two roommates and makima may be one of the best and worst decisions aki's ever made in his life.
power still has her antlers on with a scarf wrapped tightly around her neck, you had to persuade her to wear it, as she makes fun of her friend. there are still remnants of the snowball fight he was forced to engage in on her coat, and her nose is pink from the one denji threw in her face.
denji is as desperate as ever - shame didn't seem to find a place in his vocabulary. his purposefully broken santa hat is still finding a home atop his dirty blonde hair, though the pom pom looks like it's about to give up and fall off.
you on the other hand look ethereal in his eyes, a smile etched into your gorgeous features. with every small giggle that escapes your lips, aki feels his chest constrict almost painfully, heart thumping loudly within his ribcage.
you're still holding his hand; you have been for the past three hours.
"only if you tell me who aki has for secret santa, denji." makima answers, voice silky smooth.
it's meant as a joke 100%. everyone else in the room, even power, understood the joke. curse aki for forgetting denji's inability to read social cues.
"he has [name]!!"
on december 23rd, the day before christmas eve, denji tells makima who he has for secret santa in exchange for a tit squeeze. typical.
there's silence for a while. no one really knows what to say. all eyes are on the dark-haired male who genuinely seems to be in the middle of a breakdown.
denji's all frozen up and fully ready to make a run for it if needs be.
"i already know he has me, though." you say, confused.
comically, multiple heads whip towards you.
"...you do?" aki breathes, annoyance towards denji disappearing as fast as it came.
"well if you didn't already know, you suck at keeping secrets, honey. i've known for ages."
part of him feels relieved. if you already knew, then technically he didn't fuck up. technically, it didn't even count-
"it doesn't take a genius to figure it out, you know."
"for real, bro. i knew ya sucked ass like in general but not at lying as well-"
denji will be dead by morning.
BONUS:
"your secret santa gift was an engagement ring?" power asks, mortified.
"what a shitty gift!" denji pipes up, "it's not even edible- ow!"
you chuckle, fiddling with the ring that fits perfectly around your finger as aki smacks denji's arm.
"really? i think it's a wonderful gift." you muse, "it'll last way longer than food."
"so what?! food stays in your tummy forever!" power argues with her hand pointing at her stomach.
"no the fuck it doesn't! ya shit it out, duh!"
their bickering falls upon deaf ears as aki steals a sneaky kiss from you.
"merry christmas, [name]. i hope we'll spend many more together." his cheeks are definitely not dusted pink as he says that. not at all.
#VI. OH MYMGODOSOJYMGOFOOSSJWB#I SCREAMEDDDD VIA STOP U CANT DO THIS??#i have to stop myself from violently bouncing against the walls. shaking the confines of my cage fucking clawing my hair out#i wish he’d shove food up my mouth#just kidding!!! joke 👨🍳#know that i had to take a five min reading break at the couch part. zapped my brain like it was a ROACH#POWER HAS ME ROLLIBG IM I NTEARS#i see u as a power kin 🏂🏂#kmskmskmskms i want a pretty boy on my shoulder SO BAD#youve ruined my life via. left me in SHAMBLES#IM CRYING I NEED GIM SO BAD WHATTTT#i literally want him biblically#hieiegagvrvfjeieosnd he’s such a gentleman all ‘love’ and chaste neck kisses#alr but did u really have to add the snowball fight part 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐#i hope makimeat gets coal#i’d buy her a salt lamp and watch her lick the rocks and laugh#CRYIBF SCREAMING SOBBING THROWING UO#hes a terrible terrible liar bc he would be so weak for u i’m on the dirt#APOLOGY ACCEPTED 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#via >>>>>>> 🐐#ENGAGEMENT RING I… !1&182*]*}%??2928#i actually puked a little in my mouth this is so disgustingly cute it’s vile#WHY CANT I HAVE FHIS…. HES THE SWEETEST#the cutie patootie ever HES SO ADORABLE I WANT TO SMUDH HIS CHEEKS AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD#why couldnt they last i am just a girl i am just a girl i am just a girl i am just a#IM OBSESSED#thanks via this won’t leave my mind for the next 63 days#tears streaming down my face#meowwww#i need him so bad
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I convinced one of my bff’s to watch Fight Club that means i literally rule the world now, where’s my rainbow cheese chair!
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Instagram concept with Sami miro as the face claim and she’s Harry’s stylist and they eventually start dating
HERE !! i loved this concept i hope you like it <33
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yourinstagram starting the job of my dreams this week 🥺
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jefezoff 🥺🥺🥺
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harryontour Harry’s new stylist is YN, a designer, fashion blogger and stylist who has worked with celebrities like SZA, Madison Beer, Jacob Elordi, Bella Hadid and more !
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harryfan1 she’s super talented i love her
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harrystyles Stockholm Syndrome. Great bop.
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harryupdates HARRY IS PERFORMING STOCKHOLM SYNDROME RN !!!!
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harryfan2 MY BABYYYYYY
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harryfan1 AWEEE
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harryfan3 LOVE THEM
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yourinstagram FIRST STOP OF LOVE ON TOUR DONE !!! thank uuuu for all the love on h's outfits, putting them together for each night has been so far the coolest thing i've ever done as a job, see you soon munich 🤍🕺
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yourinstagram snap from the other day !! also spoiler alert: the theme for edinburgh night one will be donus ily harries
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harryfan1 she's so gorgeous
harryfan2 is this from their date? 👀
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harryfan2 such a slay
harryfan3 why do i feel like im staring at boyfriendrry rn
harryfan4 I LOVE HIM
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harryfan1 that jacket is soooo iconic
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harryontour "The hitties are out tonight! YN taught me that word !" Harry on stage on Edinburgh tonight !
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All of Vivianne Miedema's 128 goals for Arsenal 🐐❤️
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I love these little birds and their magic origami counterparts so much 😭. There is so much care this crew and cast of creators puts into their storytelling!!
(I made this little Storm Petrel Appreciation Post via Instagram after the first episode of MisMag2, but then realized the lore would be better to share with the Tumblr homies lol 🤟🐐💞)
"Storm (or stormy) petrels were named because the best time to see them is during storms at sea. In fact, in some native legends in the Arctic, the story's storm was actually caused by the petrel."
"For instance, it was once believed that storm petrels were the souls of drowned sailors, and it was bad luck to kill one. And the image of the small, intrepid bird on the stormy ocean has also become a chosen symbol for revolutionary calls to action around the world."
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*package with the dice has been delivered via Gompers Mail*
Me-e-eh!
— Gompers 🐐
(P.S. from Gompers Anon — Sorry for the delay, I’m still catching up on everything. Cheers!)
Perfect! I’ll add this to my collection.
Thank you, Gompers.
#gives him a little treat everytime he visits!#it’s ok gompers anon .. it’s ok… we love u#ford pines#gompers#gravity falls roleplay#the mind boggles#🐐
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can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?
DRIVERS ????
WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut
and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁
red bull
goatifi
-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat
max verstappen
-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞
ferrari
fernando alonso
-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)
charles leclerc
-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)
mercedes
liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon
-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day
george russell
-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)
mclaren
lando norris
-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache
oscar piastri
-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie
alphatauri
yuki tsunoda
-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
liam lawson
-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜
aston martin
avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals
-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries
lance stroll
-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞
alpine..
lea @vroomvroomcircuit
-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
pierre gasly
-> french ☹️
haas
althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke
-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀
TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1
kevin magnussen
-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/
stake kick balls sauber
zhou goatyu
-> 中国是第一!!周冠宇我爱你啊!!!请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇!加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶
mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf
-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭
williams
alex albon
-> james vowles character ai bot
logan sargeant
-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing
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🥇 RECORD: LEO MESSI BECOMES THE MOST DECORATED PLAYER IN FOOTBALL HISTORY WITH 44 TITLES 🐐
35 titles with Barcelona
5 with Argentina 🇦🇷
3 with PSG
1 with Inter Miami
Fabrizio Romano via instagram
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Changed Miraculous powers
I'll be honest here, I wasn't exactly expecting this to go smoothly at first so I went to Google to get some ideas and now. Let's just say I'm disappointed on so many levels.
Thank you @bakawitch for some of the ideas. You've been a great help
Goat/ Judgement🐐: Lance
Heart search: Grants the user the ability to take someone's past and current regrets and use them to figuratively and literally weigh them down via a chain. While it doesn't work as well on the brain washed, it does slow them down for a while.
Rooster/Will 🐓:Trumpet that turns to a dart gun
Rise and Shine: The user is able to give those they choose a large bust of energy and will power allowing them to do great feats
Dragon /wealth 🐉: Sword
Hoard's desire: Can create a gold coin that induces want and greed in someone. This lasts for a while but can be broken by getting rid of the coin.
Rabbit 🐇/longevity
Cure all: Is able to cure anything magical or otherwise. This cure even works on curses, something the ladybug can't cure. It looks like an carrot.
Dog 🐕/ Loyalty: Shovel that doubled as a axe
On the trail: Is able to pickup on anyone's and thing's location with the exception of miraculous holders. This includes the secondary ability that allows the user to get a sensation if they're close to the target.
Snake 🐍/ Control: A knife.
Gives the user the ability to control anyone they choose for a short amount of time with their eyes. This command has a time stretch for can it be until it can be started. The command can't be given to miraculous holders. This ability can be cancelled by either having a strong will or something other way.
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happy BIRTHDAY comic post
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Edit:This comic took mee 5 daaaaays....
ALSo Today is my birthday 😭🐐🎉🎉🎂
Sorry four sans,You are banned from happy birthday comic 😔😭
Characters:
-my sheep demon sona
- neon "starburst"
-splash (an anxiety sans and juan raindrop sans)
-xena (an cross sans and Morgan [xtale] shipchild)
-via swirl (an cavi x aaron shipchild)
-pudding (an flowcakes shipchild)
-gastly (grillster shipchild)
-meloetta (an jelly sans and Harmony shipchild)
-axery (an anxiety sans and Aaron shipchild)
-lou (leave and hoodie shipchild)
-xorcist (an bad sanses poly shipchild)
-copper (an gunpowder shipchild)
-alcor (echo flower sans and aaron shipchild)
-blackhole (an mint sans and Aaron shipchild)
-cherry jam (an candy sans and mint sans shipchild)
-pastel colors "arbol" (an poly star sanses/drinkberry shipchild/combo)
-chona (an psycho sans and naga shipchild)
-chompers (an zip and isurus shipchild)
-Axe "crunchy" (an horrordust shipkid)
-Rojo (an fruitpunch shipchild)
-surv (chief sans "rainworld sans" and Aaron shipchild)
-monokuma (an jester and aaron shipchild)
-pandora (an psy and nox shipchild)
-Celeste (an echo flower sans and nox shipchild)
-Two!sans
-X!sans
And lastly is Nine!sans
Comic by me
Comic by me
#today is my birthday#fantasblog birthday#my art#comic art#au sans#sans aus#undertale au art#undertale oc#four sans#two sans#utmv#utmv au#grillster#bad sanses poly#star sans poly#ship children#fanchild sans#fanchilds#dibujo digital#digital art#undertale multiverse#fanchild#oc sans#sans oc#anxietytale sans#mint sans#echoflower sans#cavi x aaron child
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ALSO, i would 100% eat up the blurb ab bandmate!by releasing an album with a harry feature🩷🩷
FIRST BLURB OF OUR TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION <333 i really hope you like everything i’ll post this week, as usual let me know your thoughts 💗
MASTERLIST | MY PATREON
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yourinstagram countdown till love on tour is over has begun and i’m crying already
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harryfan1 FELT THIS
paulithepsm legend
harryfan2 crazy to think that this tour basically gave him a relationship with THEE harry styles
annetwist ❤️
harrystyles 😢
↳ harryfan3 SAME HARRY SAME
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bassrry I MET HARRY AND YN TODAY IN MUNICH !! i told them that they’re like my parents and yn said “well when are the signing the adoptions papers” and harry only laughed and kissed her heard THEY’RE SO IN LOOVEEE
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harryfan1 OMFGGGG
harryfan2 CONGRATS IM SO JELOUS
harryfan3 i love how yn is bold and harry acts shy my fairytale couple
bassrry OH AND ALSO i told yn that i was going to miss her on stage and she said that she was going to miss it too but we might see her on stage again very soon and harry was like “shhh love that’s a secret” THEY DEF HAVE SOMETHING UP THEIR SLEEVES
↳ harryfan1 OMFG
↳ harryfan2 LOVE ON TOUR IS FOREVER
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Warsaw. July, 2023.
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harryfan1 BABYYYYYYYYYY
harris_reed Our little canary 💛
yourinstagram i’ll be dreaming about this crowd for the rest of forever
↳ harryfan2 AHH THEY LOVED US
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fullstopmgmt YN. Welcome to the Full Stop & Erskine family.
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harryfan1 OMG SLAYYY
harryfan2 she’s officially signed as an artist that’s so dope
harryfan3 harry’s first nepo baby
↳ yourinstagram nepo girlfriend so true
harrystyles 🙌🏻
harryfan4 I CANT WAIT TO HEAR HER MUSIC
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yourinstagram WET DREAM. THE DEBUT SINGLE OUT THIS FRIDAY.
RUSH! THE DEBUT ALBUM. OUT SEPTEMBER 25TH.
I CANT BELIEVE I’M TYPING THIS
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGG
jefezoff 🐐
harryfan2 THIS IS SO SLAY
harryfan3 wait does this mean she’s leaving the love band ???
annetwist Congratulations dear ❤️
harrystyles I’m insanely proud, bandmate x
↳ harryfan1 she’s basically harry’s first nepo baby awww
tayrussell 🤍
↳ harryfan2 SLAY
HARRY VIA INSTAGRAM STORIES
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harrystyles My bandmate just released her debut single. She’s pretty cool and talented, and she’s also the love of my life. Listen to ‘Wet Dream’ now x
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harryfan1 AHHHHHHH
pillowpersonpp 🥺💕
harryfan2 THE SONG IS SO GOOOOOD
yourinstagram couldn’t have done this without you, boss man. ily 😢
harryfan3 i’ll be streaming yessir
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harryupdates HARRY AND YN PERFORMING HER SONG WET DREAM IN LISBON TONIGHT !!
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harryfan1 OMFG
harryfan2 THEY WON SO HARD
harryfan3 MY PARENTS ACTUALLY
harryfan4 IM GOING TO MISS THEM SO MUCH
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harrystyles Love On Tour. Lisbon. July, 2023.
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harryfan1 ONE MORE SHOW IM NOT OKAY
gemmastyles ❤️
harryfan2 DONT LEAVEEEEE
yourinstagram look at us being rockstars together
harryfan3 SOBBING IM SOBBING
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yourinstagram the world of harry styles and LOT ruled and changed mine, and I wanted to take a moment to thank you all from the absolute bottom of my heart. I’m very much having all the complex feels that could ever possibly come with closing this chapter, but I have some weird faith that the next one is going to be incredible, as long as you're by my side @harrystyles. I hope I’ll see you all somewhere out there along the way…we’ll be alright.
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harryfan1 AWEEEE
harryfan2 IM CRYING
harrystyles Thank you for coming into my life, bandmate, and giving me all of those little gay skirts. I love you.
paulithepsm ❤️
harryfan3 I LOVE THEM SO BAD
FANS VIA TWITTER
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yourinstagram RUSH! COVER AND TRACKLIST IS HERE
AHHHH i'm over the moon about this! thank you to everyone who helped my vision come to life, i can't wait for you to hear it
and the rumors are true, we got mr @harrystyles on a track and you're going to love it
OUT SEPTEMBER 25TH
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGG
jefezoff 🙌🏻
harryfan2 HARRY'S FIRST COLLAB EVER IS WITH YN !!!!! HOW ICONIC OMG
mitchrowland Legends.
harryfan3 THIS IS GOING TO BE SOOOO GOOD
harrystyles Thank you for having me x
↳ harryfan4 AHHHHH
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harrystyles RUSH! is out. I'm beyond proud of everything that you are, and I feel tremendously honored to be part of this @yourinstagram. Listen to the debut album by YN now.
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harryfan1 OMFGGGGGG
pillowpersonpp Congratulations buddies ❤
mtv We're not crying you are
harryfan2 UMM THE RIVER IS THE SONG OF THE YEAR WTFFFF THEIR VOICES SOUND AMAZING TOGETHER
yourinstagram thank you for letting be your first nepo baby. ily
↳ harryfan3 PLEASEEE I LOVE HER
↳ harryfan4 she embraces it
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yourinstagram !!!!!! SEE YOU THERE. A LOT OF SURPRISES COMING
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harryfan1 SO ICONIC
haimtheband We're ready 🤘🏻
harryfan2 harry's first ever gig as a solo artist was there too HOW BEAUTIFUL
jefezoff 👀
harryfan3 YALL WHAT IF HARRY SHOWS UP ON STAGE
↳ harryfan4 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE SAME THING
harrystyles I'll definitely see you there x
↳ harryfan1 HIS ASS IS SO PERFORMING
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harryupdates HARRY PERFORMING THE RIVER WITH YN TONIGHT AT THE TROUBADOUR !!
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harryfan1 AHHHH
harryfan2 I WAS THERE IT WAS AMAZING
harryfan3 OH MY FUCKING GOD
harryfan4 i still cant belive harry's first ever and propably only collab was with yn
harryfan5 ROCKSTARS
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yourinstagram ofc im getting a RUSH! tattoo because this project has changed my life and i can't believe it's the #1 album in the world right now
THANK YOU
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harryfan1 SO HAPPY FOR HER
pillowpersonpp ❤❤
harryfan2 i can say i was here since she flirted with harry on stage
↳ damianodvd same
↳ harryfan3 HEEEELP HI DAMIANO
harrystyles So proud of you, bandmate x
harryfan4 she's going to win a grammy mark my words
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How Viv Miedema raised the bar in women's football via Versus 🐐🙏🏼
#goodbye viv#meademalove#ask meademalove#vivianne miedema#viv miedema#arsenal women#arsenal#awfc#arsenal wfc#beth mead#meadema#no longer vivianne miedema of arsenal#still vivianne miedema the goat#goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky
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lucy assist for cgh 🐐 (via @DAZNFootball)
#you love to see it#ona almost just scored as i'm typing this jfc#lucy bronze#caroline graham hansen#fcb femení#barça femeni#barcelona femeni#240125
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@psychtoday @psychtoday-blog
#triggers #trauma #bonding vs no 🫵🌕♑️👻🐳💥🤥💵♌️🐐🤷🏾
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Top ten chaotic moments of the season imo (in no particular order):
Alonso’s plane crash in Austin after Stroll sent him flying and then him continuing on like nothing happened 🦅
Piastrigate. I was literally in the wilderness when it happened and I logged back in as the Piasco was unfolding live on twitter.com 👹
Ferrari missing a wheel in that disastrous long ass pitstop for Sainz 🛞
The catering costcapgate allegations 🍲
Max not giving Checo the position in Brazil 🫣
Latifi fastest in FP3 in Hungary 🐐
Assassination attempt on Lando Norris by Daniel Ricciardo via the red hopper ball ☄️
Pierre and Esteban future teammates announcement with that picture where they are both standing like this🧍♂️🧍♂️
Seb finally joining insta and his first post is literally him ditching F1 🥲
Alpha Tauri taping Yuki’s rear wing 👺
Honourable mentions:
Charles being confused over his own height in grill the grid.
That weird honey badger ad campaign ft. Dany Ric
Ryan Air always at the scene of the crime every meme-able weekend
Nyck De Vries racing for half the grid teams this year
George Russell’s increasingly British expressions on the radio
#formula 1#f1#abu dhabi gp 2022#charles leclerc#carlos sainz jr#max verstappen#sergio perez#fernando alonso#sebastian vettel#lewis hamilton#george russell#yuki tsunoda#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#nicholas latifi#nyck de vries#lando norris#daniel ricciardo
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