#vessel.

[taughtdefense]

ETHAN WILSON-KEENE + PROTECTING HIS FRIENDS.

mutuals with an ethan tag may reblog !

bonus gif:

[threeptoken]

❛ I love you so, I’ll eat you whole. ❜ - From Vessel .

( it was too perfect not to pick LMAO )

iii grins under his mask, stepping closer and draping his long arms across Vessel's shoulders. "Yeah?" He asks, unable to keep from shifting on his feet, always in motion. "What if I eat you first?"

[taughtdefense-a]

ethan during the school brawl in 2x10 has me in fucking stitches

someone help him

[torchtour]

Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4

bro i hate living in ohio i thought a squirrel got trapped in my bathroom (again) but i opened the door to this absolute tomfoolery. do i need to involve cops or can i just call animal control?? idk how long it's been in there but if it fucked with my toothbrush ill be livid

(inspired by the lovely work of @squidflavoredsoup !!)

[pollard-zero]

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚅𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚕.

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐃

[theancientwayoflife]

~ Crab Vessel with Double Spout.

Place of origin: Colombia, Calima Region

Period: Ilama Period

Date: 1500 B.C.-A.D. 100

Medium: Ceramics

[aveloka-draws]

Cult of the goat woo

Not sure what they could do in my au yet, but i like them a lot

[lizardlymatters]

[christiansinglebabes]

If kabru was there for the sauna episode

[tossawary]

This is petty fandom salt, BUT... I've been chewing on this phenomenon that I've been calling "Fandom's Darling". It is related to things like "Author's Darling" and "Mary Sue / Gary Stu" and "Protagonist Halo" and all that jazz, where one character gains a peculiar narrative weight in a story.

"Author's Darling" is when a writer has a favorite character, and the world and all other characters sort of get... warped to put the Darling in the spotlight. It's most noticeable in TV shows with multiple writers, when a character you personally like suddenly has their previous characterization destroyed to make another character look good somehow. Every other character might become weirdly incompetent. The Darling's feelings are treated as The Most Important Feelings in any given situation. The logic of the fictional world seems broken past suspension of disbelief in order to validate this one character's beliefs or skillset or some other fantasy. And so on.

"Fandom's Darling" is what I've been calling the pattern where a fandom essentially crowns a New Protagonist for their fanfiction stories (it's often a side character rather than the original protagonist, but it can also happen to protagonists). This character becomes the self-insert for all sorts of indulgent fantasies, gaining special powers or backstories, and/or becoming the focus of extreme whump, and/or hooking up with all the various hotties, starring in all sorts of tropey AUs, and so on. They're not always an obvious Mary Sue version of themselves, but the character's original personality and interpersonal relationships tend to get warped or dropped completely, and other characters tend to become a little flat around them. I call it "Fandom's Darling" because it's not just one self-indulgent fantasy fic (you do you! Have fun!) with characterization choices that I don't vibe with (I have neither the time nor the desire nor the authority to police anything, I am just venting), but rather a prolific mini-fandom of sorts revolving around this empty doll / fanon version of the chosen vessel character, so it becomes a little unavoidable.

I am salty about this (mildly frustrated) (imagine a soft sigh of disappointment before I just go do something else) because you are FUCKED if you actually liked the canonical version of this character and their interpersonal relationships. It's almost worse than liking an obscure character that no one cares about. There's about a thousand fics starring your fave, but maybe only about a dozen of them are actually rooted in any kind of recognisable canon.

[redzombie]

[taughtdefense]

( HERE’S HOW...)

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@taughtpain

[cimsos]

GUH ?!?!?!

[taughtdefense-a]

random lazy ethan wilson-keene edits: 1 / ?

ft. ethan in the s3 finale, reacting to robby choosing ck ( ft. miguel placing a hand on ethan's shoulder to comfort him after robby & kreese go back inside the ck dojo )

mutuals w/ an ethan tag may reblog ! ( as always , click for better quality )

[ltwilliammowett]

The Norwegian research vessel Lance is stuck in the Arctic ice, 2015

[midluuna]

Just memeing around over @aveloka-draws 's sad leshycat comic from their AU