#very yumy

[lesbianlen]

WHOA I LOVE THIS WHAAAO

02 twin

[cry-ptidd]

[iidsch]

also more codelyokoposting but I really really dig XANA as a villain. It's not a person with a complex background that led them down the path of evil, it's not a morally grey character you sympathize with but condemn. It's a powerful AI capable of controlling almost anything in the real world. It doesn't have a face or a body, we only know it for its symbol and for the monsters it controls in the virtual world. It's willing not just to kill people through various methods (poisoning, drowning, car crash, fucking space lasers too?) but also Earth as a whole (it tried to blow up a NUCLEAR PLANT and crash two trains with toxic chemicals in them). And we don't even know why it does this, at least not for now. It may not even have a particular reason, just some sort of virus or malware in the form of an AI that seeks nothing but destruction without any goals in mind. This "pure evil" characteristic doesn't come off as childish, like in some children cartoons, it's just kind of scary to think that such an incomprehensible and destructive force exists, almost feels like a natural disaster

[fangirlingpuggle]

Half asleep dumb Hellsing Yumikel (and part Andercard) AU/fic prompt where before Walter can Kill Yumie Alucard steps in and stops the stings like 'no, Nope you are living'

Alucard basically telling Heinkel and Yumie to get out of there they're offended but then Alucard is like 'You are the students of my nemesis the best enemy I've fought, you two were his students you are his legacy you have potential I am not having you two die here in the crossfire of some traitor, go and get stronger'. The two are very thrown off but don't argue (Though they do refuse to go home and instead and go with Integra and Seras to take down the captain and major).

So Yumie and Heinkel are both alive and end up being the main go to for the iscariots as Seras becomes for Hellsing and they end up meeting up a lot only it's less death fights more chill talking, occasional sparring and mostly getting coffee and talking about their mentors (and maybe some magic and other ways to get them back)

The vampires they're exterminating are so confused when the three enemies tearing them apart are doing it all while having chill small talk like friends catching up over tea.

Seras keeps calling their coffee meet ups and such double dates arguing that pips there to so it counts.

They also keep cover for each other like Seras is like 'Oh nooo looks like I created a barrier around this fight zone and you won't be able to interfere in this fight looks like you're going to have to wait 5... is 5 hours enough'

'Yes that's good thanks'

'Great 5 hours before you can check i've killed all these vampires, guess you'll have to go wait at that nice fancy restaurant 5 streets away'

Their sides keep trying to call them on it (well the iscariots do Integra just rolls with it) but they just keep denying.

'Why ever would we work with that vampire?'

'... That vampire is sitting right next you!'

'what vampire I see nothing, I think you must be working to hard father, perhaps you should go get some rest'

Alucard comes back and instantly roped into helping them figure out how to bring Anderson back. He is completely on board.

When Anderson is brought back he is very very confused...

[thatotherman001]

Postponed Training 🦊🐰

[nidarosis]

She's a priestess, BUT.....

[yuzurins]

# taken by surprise

in which nagi unintentionally knocks you off your feet during your first meeting. a meet ugly, as one might say.

warnings: not proofread, vv casual drabble i wrote on my way to class, a bit of cursing, and reader is a tease.

likes, reblogs and interactions are appreciated!

you scoff in disbelief, briefly scanning your surroundings to see the damage. your canvas was face down on the floor, the easel it was on lost a leg, and paint was splattered everywhere.

holding back the urge to curse out in frustration, you shifted your vision over to glare at the cause. about 2 feet away stood an antsy looking white haired boy who seemed to be around your age. he was probably in a rush to go somewhere, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t look where he was going.

“oh shit,” he mutters, and you could see his eyes darting around in a panic, unsure of what to do. “uh, i—“

“watch where you’re going.” you interrupt, voice laced with hostility.

the boy bites his lip in response, opening his mouth to try and say something but nothing comes out. you’re still sitting on the floor, white uniform now covered with specks of red and blue all over.

wow, you think to yourself, this guy must have really low eq, because why hasn’t he helped you up yet?

“hey! nagi!” you hear someone call, most likely for the white haired boy in front of you. “hurry up or else you’re gonna get killed by reo!”

nagi hears another scoff come from you, snapping him back to reality, as he finally starts moving and picking up all the things he knocked onto the floor.

you stare at him with an unimpressed expression. “aren’t you supposed help me up first?” you tell him, just slightly feeling in the mood to tease.

like the dense guy he is, he shoots his right hand over to you as he continues to pick up your paint. no words spoken at all, and you start to think, this nagi dude seems a bit strange.

though obviously you were capable of helping yourself up, you just wanted to see him do something in return after disrupting your time relaxing in your own world. this sense of wanting to get back at him was natural, you think, because he was the one who knocked you over in the first place. right?

in the motion of him pulling you up, you gravitate closer and almost bump into him. he’s still squatting on the floor and you’re looking down at him, merely a few inches away. but from this position you finally get a good look at his face, and you realize that, oh, he’s kind of—no, actually—very handsome.

as you stand there dumbfounded, nagi finishes picking up all your stuff and stands up, turning over to look at you.

you furrow your brows in response, and for some reason, you feel like if you didn’t say what was really on your mind, you’d never get the opportunity to do it ever again.

“so, how are you going to compensate me for all this?” you point to the messed up canvas that had accumulated a bunch of rock from the floor.

it takes a few seconds for him to reply. “uh,” he starts, and he thinks back to what he sees all his football teammates say when they’re in a predicament with a girl. “wanna go for dinner?”

he says this with such an unfazed guise that you let out a laugh in surprise. was this careless lost little boy actually a playboy?

you don’t even give him the pleasure of replying with a yes or no, and instead fish his phone that was sticking out of his blazer pocket, opening a quick-note and typing your number in.

despite nagi not showing it on his face, he’s amazed by the fact that you snatched his most beloved possession from him so easily, and makes a mental note to himself to take more care of it next time.

you study the absentminded expression he has on his face as his eyes stay locked to his phone, and you wonder what you’ve gotten yourself into.

“here, you better not be joking.” you say, attempting to sound as harsh as possible, though you’re actually on the verge of breaking into laughter.

he looks down at his phone like it’s a foreign object, and looks back up at you blankly. his expression seems aloof, but you can make out the slightest red forming on his cheeks.

“NAGI! get your lazy ass here right now!” a purple haired boy is now calling for him from the football field, voice so loud that you can hear it even though he’s a whole building away.

nagi jumps at the sudden scold from his friend and he’s finally reminded of what he was doing originally. “see you later then, i guess.”

you flash a small smile, waving to him as he runs off. you’ve forgotten all about your painting now and your mind is plagued with the boy who had taken you by storm.

he destroyed your work that you spent hours on, but in the process, captivated you as well. compared to all the other snobby boys in your school, you swear it was his contrasting demeanour that piqued a bit of your interest.

and well, he’s actually pretty cute, isn’t he?

[amamaiiya]

i feel like the live action is gonna be ass tbh

[galaxicnerd]

don’t worry, he’s fine

[crescentmoonrider]

it's bully Megumi summer time again <3

"For $1000, would you sleep with my dad?" <- video inspiration

[mahikamihan]

invincible like u || orlando + d.c. 2

[loadinghellsing]

hey, for the slice of life au... can anderson shake out yumie like a carpet?

part 1 . part 2 . part 3 . part 4 . part 5 . part 6 . part 7

[cry-ptidd]

Hirano can be very based sometimes I think

[pawbeanies]

old man chilchuck pussy indulgence

[themelodyofspring]

JOMP | Tarot October BPC

October 01, 2023 - October Goals 🍂

[rxvera]

i hear you have aizawa headcanons? 👀

OMG I thought you would never ask!! 🥰

First of all, and most obviously, he's an AMAZING dad. Before the Kira case, he showed up for everything, and took as much paternity leave as he could. During the case, he obviously struggles with work-life balance, but he knows his kids come first. I think before the time skip, he had a really hard time missing out. He hated how much he was gone, but he also struggles with the guilt of feeling like he abandoned Ukita, but as he heals his grief, he accepts that he can be there. And soon, he's there at almost every game, performance, concert, play, you name it. If he's not, Eriko is recording it for him. He's also the kind of dad to pack his kids' favorite lunches when he gets the chance. It doesn't matter how unhealthy they are, Aizawa just wants to see them happy. Eriko is a little annoyed when Yumi comes home with Cheeto fingers and a stomach ache though lol.

Speaking of Eriko, I know this is super niche, but I head canon her as Jewish. I know that's super rare in Japan, but as a part-Asian Jew, I love the mix lol. I imagine her making matzo ball ramen and lox sushi! I think Aizawa, while goyische, is super supportive. He's great on Shabbat. On Saturday, he makes breakfast before the kids and Eriko wake up so they can have something warm without needing to use appliances. Although, even after being married for ten years, he still forgets if shrimp is kosher, but he remembers when Eriko gets mad at him for putting his leftover tempura in the fridge ("I accepted a trief husband, but I will not accept a trief house!!!").

Oh and I totally imagine Matsuda making quite a few blunders about this hfkjdfhjdjk. He means well, but it comes out wrong sometimes. Like the first time he learns she's Jewish, he immediately says "Oh so that's why you guys never hosted the Christmas party" and Soichiro is quick to be like "MATSUDA." He definitely accidentally gifts Eriko a pentagram... Twice. He really did his research the second time, but they look so similar!!! He does finally get her a Magen David the third time though lol.

I also think Aizawa is a car guy, like the kind of car guy who can see a single frame of a car go past in a movie and identify the make, model, and, year. He's always browsing those vintage car auction sites and he regularly shows Eriko the old car he desperately needs, and she has to be like "your money needs to go feeding our children and not a 50 year old car" and he's like a little kid when he says "but I waaaaaaaant it," and I definitely think he takes Yumi to cars and coffee with him. He always gets her a pastry and hot chocolate. She always wants to try his coffee and every time she freaks out at how bitter it is, but he has such an emotional moment when he takes her as a teenager and she orders her own coffee, and he's like "my little girl is growing up 🥺."

And, going back in time a little bit, when Eriko is pregnant with Yumi, I don't imagine Aizawa being super open about it since he prefers to keep his work and private life more separate. So, it's not until his wife is like 8 and a half months pregnant that he goes to Soichiro to ask for paternity leave, and Soichiro is like "YOU'RE HAVING A BABY???? YOU'RE MARRIED???" and he gets absolutely peppered with questions and excitement that he has to awkwardly accept from the whole office before he gets his paternity leave approved lol.

That's just a few of my ideas! Let me know if you'd like to hear some more! I'm always up to chat about my Death Note guys!