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[kindercelery]

How I feel going anon to send pookie an ask

[delacruzlynn]

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[randomidiocyncrazies]

i found a wip!changeling fic when digging through my google docs, and finished writing it as best as i could. it was longer than i expected it to be, but then again i’ve been playing this character for a long time so i suppose it’s inevitable (also, it’s not actually that long) details start to get really hella vague near the end thanks to my inability to remember relevant plot details also, if you feel i had grossly misrepresented anyone’s characters please tell me and i’ll rewrite it (it’s mostly lolcat’s perception of other characters so it’s not Super Objective, but still.) i’m glad i finally finished this. even though it’s no longer relevant in my life, the 4 years i spent with this character and the community was incredibly meaningful, and something i’ll remember fondly

what do now (or, LOLcat tries to make sense of things)

Making choices can be tough when you don't know shit, like, 99% of the time. set after the doritoes bombed/allowed a friend to bomb a gas station in east gilead, and up to lolcat’s geist powers coming into play.

Warnings: alcohol, violence (ment.), murder, captivity and other standard fae things

Alcohol is a weird wobbly thing. It makes your nose twitch, it tastes bad, and if you have too much you feel gross and smell funky and everything hurts the next day. But people drink it all the time. She has no idea why Frances likes this stuff so much. It for sure doesn’t make her feel better about -- what just happened.

They shouldn’t have forgotten about that human guy. It’s their fault.

She takes another nasty sip. Maybe it’s punishment, she decides, coughing a little the way she does when there’s a hairball itching to get out. Maybe people drink it when they’ve done something Bad. But that doesn’t quite explain Frances: she drinks pretty much all the time. Besides, someone told her that Good and Bad all depends on what else is happening anyway (like people asking for Frances because they want her to shoot things; like maybe adding magic leaves to make people happy isn’t the best thing to do. Sooner or later, Banner said, she’s gonna have to make her own decisions.). If she wants to have a say, if she wants what she thinks to matter -- and she does, though she knows most people write her off, and wait a minute, how exactly do people write others off anyway, with magic ink? Or maybe they’re all really just squiggly lines in a book? Maybe she’s not even alive. Maybe she’s just a pigment(?) of someone’s imagination, maybe she’s not real --

But she feels real, with the slide of liquid fire down her throat and the memory of burning metal and salt water churning in her gut. The heavy feeling around her heart when she met Frances’ eyes amidst the flashbang of glass and too-late realizations that there was someone still inside the gas station had felt real too.

Anyway, back on topic. Booze as punishment doesn’t really make sense for Frances. If LOLcat knows anything (and there isn’t a lot that she knows, but she’s sure of this) it’s that Frances is Good, that Frances takes care of things she and Luna doesn’t understand, that Frances tries to help, that Frances does not deserve punishment like this.

Or maybe it’s not punishment. Maybe it’s some kind of test, because after a while it makes everything warm and nice even though it tastes gross. The coziness is maybe like a reward for pushing past the ickyness, like the difference between There and Here and Friends and Masters, like something that is not-real but real.

Maybe as long as they don’t overdo it, as long as they’re Good enough, there’s still hope and a happy ending for them.

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Luna left to see the world, or something, with Rain, though LOLcat isn’t quite sure how Luna’s gonna see it all exactly -- unless maybe she’s gonna go on a spaceship? Sexy John could probably give her one, because he’s really rich and he’s nice like that. Kind of hard to understand sometimes (all the time) but he’s a pretty okay guy aside from the time he made Luna cry. But Luna forgave him, so he’s their friend now! They had dinner and everything, even, in his big underwater house-castle filled with shiny things. The fish was really good, as was the cheeseburger, and Sexy John has really tasty fruit punch too. Fruit punch that makes everything look and feel sorta wobbly, but in a fun, exciting way.

Anyway, the roadtrip is something Luna really wants to do, and she’ll meet up with Kate later anyway, so there’s that. LOLcat hopes she has fun -- maybe she can introduce the Avatar to other people, which would be neat.

And then Frances left too, looking for her... law-brother? Brother inside the law? LOLcat thought they’re running from the law in most cases, but whatever. It was someone in some place far away, called Ironland. She’s not really sure how Frances’s gonna deal with all the iron around, but Frances is smart so LOLcat’s sure she’d be able to figure something out. And apparently Ironland has tons of guns and things that go boom from the way Frances tells it, so Frances should be okay. (There’s also something about potatoes, but by that time all LOLcat really paid attention to was the fact that it’s very far away.)

Like Luna, Frances doesn’t know when she’ll be back, either, so it’ll just be LOLcat on Teh Bukkit for -- a long while, at least. It’s a little scary, because Frances was the one who found her on this side after LOLcat sneaked past the unlocked door and ran, thorns scratching bloody lines into her when she stumbled too close. Frances was one of the first Doritoes along with her and Bryce. After Bryce got kind of weird and left, after Luna arrived, after they all did something that LOLcat’s still trying to make up for, Frances is still here, a constant in LOLcat’s post-Master life. (But not her postmaster life, because she hasn’t got one of those; she hasn’t worked a day at the post office. All those squiggly lines and all.)

But Frances wanted to go alone, so there’s that. LOLcat still has to take care of Tom and be the best mom ever, now that Frances is gone, except three days after Frances left Tom vanished, with a note of squiggly lines on his pillow. Nonna told her what it said, feeding her cookies without happy magic leaves; there’s been a lot less of them ever since Banner had that talk with them, and anyway Tom has always been really smart and kind of more like a mom than LOLcat anyway, so maybe this is for the best because while Frances is busy looking after everyone -- people like Bryce and LOLcat and Luna and probably her lawful brother who is... younger? But older than her too, faery time is weird like that -- someone should look after Frances. And when her friends are away LOLcat will keep Frances’s room and workshop the way it was, and Luna’s too, which doubled as Tom’s (it’s kind of funny how they’re never in the same place together), in case they come back early. She takes a look at the furry rainbow blanket in Luna’s room, smells the lingering scent of gin and heated metal in Frances’s workshop, and slides the doors shut.

It’s alright. They’ll be back before she knew it.

(If only Frances didn’t take all the booze with her; LOLcat thinks she’d like some fuzzy-headed reward now, even though all she did was seal the rooms up.)

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Things were quiet, without the others around. Nonna moved out a while ago with Pookie, found at last, and Echo, who stitched his soul back together. They have meals together sometimes -- well, Echo and LOLcat does in any case, though Echo seems like she’s in trouble again so it’s a little random. She talked with Tim (who is really shiny and a used big words sometimes, but he makes it easy to understand and doesn’t make fun of people) and the Spring court a little, and they told her about this thing called Fight Club. It’s hard work and it hurts a lot sometimes, but it’s also fun. Besides, you get to learn stuff and they heal you afterwards. She thinks Frances would like it, even though weapons aren’t really allowed in fights. She meets some new friends who aren’t so new, like Nak, and some friends who are new, like Vexalot, though she doesn’t meet him meet him, since they talk on the interwebz and all (see, Fight Club teaches you things like how to read, and now she can actually go read what the Avatar wrote to her before they all left East Gilead). She’s back to feeling a little queasy by the smell of booze because it’s weird, not because it reminds her of Frances on the couch giggling at that painting man in the TV while she and Luna stuffed themselves with candy. All in all things are looking pretty good right now. She still misses Luna and Frances and Tom everyday, but she’s doing okay.

She hopes they are doing okay, too.

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Finding strippers for the Frost Father was kinda annoying to the max. Nothing like the interwebz said it’d be like. People thought she was lying when she said she’s an adult, and they didn’t even give her a captcha to prove it or anything. At least she got to drink a teeny tiny bit of expensive boozy grape juice with Vex and Nak; it still smells kind of strange, but it doesn’t, like, burn her throat. Frances wouldn’t like it (too sweet), and neither would Luna (too much burn).

Also, the new Summer king scares her a little. She doesn’t get why people want to be king or queen (or that word she can’t pronounce but basically means the same thing) in the first place, and shooting a court member who’s, like, 10 or something really takes the cake, except the cake’s a lie because there was no cake. It’s pretty awesome that he can still be king even though he’s a human though. The Frost Father used to call the Doritoes baby horses, which is silly, and banned them on the island just because they believe in the Avatar and the Ceiling Cat, so LOLcat used to think Summer is very hard -- no, that’s not the right word, is it, even though the feeling fits. Words are confusing -- and maybe kind of against new things in general. But he let them onto Summerset after Cleo talked to him, and he let a human take his place, so obviously he’s nicer than she thought. He’s nice to Cord too, even though Cord was kind of maybe definitely evil for a while, but they’re almost husbands, and husbands should be nice to each other, so that’s good. And! He shared his booze, so he’s kind of a bro now. The wedding’s going to be fun!

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The wedding is the opposite of fun; SEEDs attacked and kidnapped a bunch of people, Celeste included, and when she came back there’s something not quite right about her, something scary. Maybe if Frances was there she could’ve shot the thing holding Celeste back -- shooting people is technically bad but it’s the kind of thing people asked Frances to do before, and besides Celeste is kind of their friend even if she never knows if Celeste is making fun of them or not -- or Luna could’ve got to her and took her back sooner. Tom might be able to stop the fighting before it even started, but Tim tried that and it didn’t exactly work.

There’s something not quite right with what Celeste has with Anon either, since Anon seems to spend more time being scared than happy when he’s with her. LOLcat kind of shipped them for a while, but she’s not sure how she feels about it now. At least hide-and-seek buys him some time away from her, though they don’t actually pay or anything (most people would say taking stuff for free isn’t right, and that’s kind of true, but who were they supposed to pay anyway, goblins? No thanks. She still remembers the whole thing with Inanna missing bits of herself. Goblins are seriously scary.) Thinking about Celeste like that is mean though, because it’s not her fault she got taken away, and it sounds like something as bad as most people’s time with their Masters happened to her. Maybe Celeste needs some booze, because it helped Frances, but Anon -- who’s having his Dude Talk with Vex while Celeste’s still counting -- would probably skin her alive if she gave Celeste any, and there’s enough trouble around town anyway.

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Sexy John dies (they say he’s helping the Masters; maybe that’s true, but… he’s so nice to Luna, after the first time, and being nice means he’s good, right? Or maybe he’s one of those Affably Evil guys, even though LOLcat’s not quite sure what ‘aff’ means exactly; does it mean the same thing as ‘arf’? Is he secretly a dog?) and after a while crazy things are happening on the island everywhere -- for example, voting for an Official Leader at Seahold.

Yes, people on the Seahold voted sometimes, and yes, there’s always an unofficial leader around, but not like this. The Seahold isn’t supposed to be like a court -- sure, the leader’s supposed to make sure nothing important goes KABOOM, but each fleet is free to do as they please. What you do is your business, and as long as you don’t bring your mess into the Seahold nobody really cares, because everyone is their own person. Everyone here is their own King, or Queen, or that other word. Everyone is free. This is pretty much the reason why she and her friends (who are still gone) chose to live there in the first place. Having one leader to steer everyone just seems... wrong, somehow.

It’s good that there is more than one leader by the end (she’s not quite sure if the Burger King was cheating, because he’s Winter’s King and not Courtless, but then again the Seahold is not a court so it’s okay???), though she doesn’t know how she ended up as one of them -- she doesn’t really know what to do next, but she knows she wants to help the others fight for their islands. She wishes her (long gone) friends are here instead. Frances would know what needs to be done, Tom would know what to say, and Luna’s friends with everybody so she knows what they’re like. LOLcat, like always, is just guessing at everything.

“Hell no,” Captain Nope declares when they start talking about SEEDs, “I’m not going to wait around for the inevitable -- we’re up against them, it’d be a bloody miracle if we’re still alive by the end of this.”

LOLcat lived through miracles, if not here then in East Gilead; she remembers beating the Masters together with her friends, though the mess with Sid feels less like winning and more like the heavy feeling in her chest after the gas station incident. It’ll be okay, she wants to tell Captain Nope when he orders his men to flee the area, stay and fight and together we may win! But she doesn’t try to stop him either, or Captain Hammer for that matter, because this is the Seahold, and everyone is free to do as they pleased. The fact that she is one of the leaders makes no difference. (But maybe they would’ve stayed if it was one of the others instead.)

Squeaker scuttles towards the Burger King -- he’s kinda sketchy, and not the drawing kind of sketch either, but he’s pretty helpful even though she’s pretty sure he thinks they’re all idiots -- while Captain Obvious whirls around to rejoin his crew, making plans for the war ahead. She watches them go, wishing Frances and Luna are here with her.

(But maybe it’s for the best; it’s probably safer, where they are. Don’t be selfish. She sends a quick prayer to the Ceiling Cat to watch over them.)

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She narrowly avoids the mouthful of teeth snapping at her, bringing His Fishyness down onto the creature’s head with a thwack. People from the other islands think the Seahold is full of pirates (the Jack Sparrow kind, not the downloading movies kind), but that’s not true. Sure, most people know how to work a boat or swim, because it’s not fun living in the Seahold otherwise. But these boats are mostly for living in, not fighting with, so after a while people started loading flowerpots and silver spoons and empty rum bottles into the canons when they ran out of ammo to fire at the hedgebeasts.

The water around them is red and smells like metal. Gabriel, newly Turned and growling, fires another shot as Feorra smashes her hammer on a huge fish with rows of pointy teeth when it jumps out of the water. A croc (not the shoes) bites at LOLcat’s ankles, and she swings His Fishyness down until it lets go and looks for an easier target. She pants, shifting her grip on the oversized boomerang, trying to ignore the sharp sting of salt water on open wounds as she staggers towards one of the newer Summer Court changelings being ambushed by two crocs when something throws itself at her suddenly, like a jumpscare. She sees long, shining teeth, and --

Everything goes dark.

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When she wakes up she’s floating above the ground, and all she wants to do is go back to sleep again; but no, she feels herself pulled towards Autumn island --  maybe she’s going to meet the Ceiling Cat? -- and she wonders if she had made up for the gas station, if she had done more Good things than Bad. (She doesn’t want to become a faceless chili pepper.) She misses Luna and Frances, and she wants to see them now -- where are they? Are they safe? Why aren’t there here by her side? Will she ever see them again? (I just want to see them one last time.) Will she even know them in the next life? What if she’s too Bad to have a next life?

But then she sees Nak, and Claire, and Ceiling Cat. Not the Ceiling Cat, of course, but she calls herself Ceiling Cat, so maybe she’s kind of like an Emissionary or whatever. She certainly seems powerful enough, and offers a Deal: go on a treasure hunt for her, and she’ll let LOLcat live again. Kinda. The details aren’t 100% clear yet, but LOLcat’s pretty sure she gets to keep being herself and not end up as a rotting zombie, which seems okay, though a lot of stuff that seems okay actually aren’t, come to think of it. Claire’s smart, and she thinks this Ceiling Cat is dangerous, so that means she’s probably right. Besides, Deals with a big D are generally bad ideas anyway.

But.

LOLcat wants to be there when her friends come back, so. Yeah.

She takes the Deal. (The smile Ceiling Cat gives her is as sharp as the glass her Master used to feed her.) She prays to the Avatar -- hoping that she chose well, that she isn’t making a mistake, that Frances and Luna would be proud of her. She takes Ceiling Cat’s token, closes her eyes...

And wakes in the land of the living.

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The war is over, but nothing is the same. There’s a weird bubble thing around the islands, and also Ceiling Cat is living in her head now. Does this mean her head is now a ceiling? It still feels like her head, but where else would Ceiling Cat live, if not in the ceiling? If Ceiling Cat lived somewhere else she wouldn’t be Ceiling Cat anymore, would she?

Then again, LOLcat moved from East Gilead to the isles, and LOLcat is still mostly LOLcat, so. (BUT! LOLcat doesn’t live in a place called LOL, where she lives isn’t part of her name, not like the way it’s part of Ceiling Cat’s. BUT BUT! The Ceiling Cat in her head isn’t the Ceiling Cat, so maybe the ceiling part doesn’t really matter that much?? This is confusing.)

Anyway. Being roommates with Ceiling Cat -- brainceiling-mates -- is kinda fun, because she’s never alone now, there’s always someone in her head even when she’s the only person on Teh Bukkit (though Ceiling Cat can get a little catty sometimes. So what if LOLcat still doesn’t really know how these new death and dying powers work, they’re kind of over 9000 on the scary scale okay?)

And speaking of scary... She knows about what it’s like to be beaten to death now, when she walks past the body of a dead human woman on the street with a few of her teeth pulled out, and she knows the burn of black smoke in weak lungs and split blisters along running feet when she walks around a house firebombed a few days ago; she knows what it’s like to have someone stab you, over and over again, and the snap of sharp teeth on your neck. She’s been lowkey feeling the deaths on the islands ever since she came back with Ceiling Cat sharing her head, and there is so much of it.

Still, she tries to go about her business, srs or otherwise, but everyone is unhappy. Things are hard, people are dying, and she is weak and hungry all the time. Everyone is hungry all the time, even the humans. (Especially the humans.) A group of them is yelling at the people LOLcat’s with, picking a fight, and by the time it’s over both sides are bleeding, red like her Master’s favorite drink once upon a time, and oh.

One of the humans is dying from a sharp stick through his tummy.

Banner told her a long time ago that sometimes you need to decide between what’s Good and what’s Bad. Nobody else can do it for you. Something normally good might be bad sometimes, like too much of Sexy John’s yummy fruit punch makes you wake up with a headache the next day, and sometimes Bad things can be good, like when Frances shot people trying to hurt their friends.

Killing is Bad, but he’s not like the gas station guy back on East Gilead. This human would’ve died anyway, with or without her. She is hungry and he is in so much pain, it’s better that he doesn’t have to suffer all the way through, right? The feeling of all your blood dripping away through a hole in your tummy is something dark moving through the bushes. It’s so, so cold, it drags on forever, you’ll never be warm again, you know you’ll just get colder and colder and there’s nothing you can do about it, and nobody who isn’t dying or dead really knows how it feels.

But LOLcat knows, now, so she does something about it.