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#i like theyre like jeff the killer for nonbinary people.#kind of so cute really#they tell you to close your eyes for eternity in 1 of their ac seventh sign lines…#in xx and strive 1 of their intros is like… ‘drown in slumber’…#very consistent… jeff They killer…#also if i wasnt so sleepy id put a blanket on them or somethint. their tummy is going to get cold.#but ehe um fun fact in the ac line they use an archaic/poetic term for eternity :) i like it when they say things like that.#im awake enough for trivia. but also goodnight.#the kat goes meow#testament tag
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✮⋆˙ ☠︎︎ ★☠︎ ✮⋆˙ Creepypasta general NSFW headcanons ✮⋆˙ ☠︎︎ ★☠︎ ✮⋆˙
Characters: Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Eyeless Jack, BEN drowned, X Virus
Thought I’d kick off with some NSFW headcanons for the most popular characters (plus X virus simply because I adore him)

Jeff
☠︎︎ need to be on permanent birth control with him, does not pull out and does not care
☠︎︎ he would just be oh so mean
☠︎︎ lots of degradation
☠︎︎"come all over my cock like the fucking slut you are”
☠︎︎ spits in your mouth
☠︎︎ knifeplay!
☠︎︎ generally very rough: choking, slapping, general manhandling
☠︎︎ BUT
☠︎︎ every once in a while he has a bad day and he becomes just so soft
☠︎︎ takes his time with you, touches you gently
☠︎︎ “you know I love you so much”
☠︎︎ fav position is doggy in front of a mirror because he can watch your face while he fucks the shit out of you
Toby
✘ also need permanent birth control with him, but unlike Jeff he would try to pull out if you asked him to but he’s only like 50% consistent about it
✘ but if you didn’t ask him to…
✘ lowkey has a breeding kink so he’d come inside every time
✘ his family is broken so he lowkey wants to have one but do it right
✘ bites you, bites you!!!
✘ cannot feel pain so this man is a SADIST!!!
✘ he would be so intrigued with watching how you react to pain
✘ slips into German if he’s really getting into it
✘“Du fühlst dich so gut an, mein Mädchen. Du wirst so schwach für mich.”
✘ big on marking you (both with bites and hickeys)
✘ talks you through it
✘ “gonna come for me, pretty girl?”
✘ loves eating you out and gets really sloppy with it
✘ and when he’s receiving he’s a head pusher, hair puller, face fucker
✘ loud as fuck, this bro will moan and growl in your ear without shame
✘ his fav position is mating press cause he gets to watch your face while he bruises your cervix <3
Eyeless Jack
⛥ major breeding kink
⛥ would come in you, tell you to keep it in, and when it inevitably starts to seep out he’d breed you again
⛥ also fingers his cum back into you
⛥ “look at how wasteful you are. Guess I’ll have to fill you up again”
⛥ this man is a demon so he’s so feral oml
⛥ can smell when you are ovulating and it drives him WILD
⛥ makes a shit ton of demonic ass noises
⛥ I’m talking growling, groaning, may even purr a bit (in like a demonic scary way LOL)
⛥ ummm SpongeBob why is it in a cage
⛥ because it growled at me
⛥ jk you could not cage this man
⛥ he has multiple tongues and he’s gonna put them to use
⛥ like eating your pussy until you are BEGGING for him to stop
⛥ knows a lot about human anatomy so….
⛥ fav position is mating press (for obvious reasons)
BEN drowned
⚠︎ he’s a little shit and this would translate to the bedroom
⚠︎ teasing you 24/7 it’s like torture
⚠︎ won’t just eat you out, he’s gotta bite your thighs and then get real close and let his breath fan over your clit just to make you tremble
⚠︎ would love to tie you up so he can torture you even more
⚠︎ likes to hear you beg
⚠︎ edging to the max like bro loves orgasm control
⚠︎ “aw, you wanna come? Better ask real nicely”
⚠︎ plays ur titties like a video game controller LMAO
⚠︎ corruption kink
⚠︎ loves to use toys with you because he can use his influence~
⚠︎ fav position is anything where you’re on top
X Virus
☣︎ so meticulous about it
☣︎ like has precise control over your body and commands it so well
☣︎ also loves orgasm control but less in an edging way and more in a you come when I want you to come kind of way
☣︎ “don’t you dare come without permission. I control when you come”
☣︎ experimentalist, for obvious reasons
☣︎ like bro will genuinely try anything once
☣︎ so when he comes to you with that special look in his eye you know you’re in for it
☣︎ especially if he’s been holed up in the lab for a few days before
☣︎ because you just know that means he’s made you an extra special drug he wants you to try
☣︎ loves giving head but lord when he is receiving…
☣︎ like jaw goes slack, soul leaves his body, he can only run his fingers into your hair and squeeze a little when you tease him too much otherwise he is OUT
☣︎ keeps in control for 95% of the act while he fucks you until the very end when he’s close to coming and then he’s erratically thrusting into you and his voice is cracking
☣︎ his fav position is anything where he can see your face because he needs to observe your reactions

These are my general thoughts on the characters :3 I’m gonna start writing more headcanons and also cross posting my other fics little by little but until then hope you enjoyed <3
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After reading the pregnant hcs, what type of parent do you think the creeps would be after the baby is born? Seriously LOVE your work and have a wonderful day!
✦ . JEFF THE KILLER
Unhinged but trying (badly).
Jeff didn’t want a kid. At first. But the second that tiny baby grabbed his finger with those impossibly small hands?
“Okay what the fuck, why is it… cute?”
Still terrible with crying. He’ll hold the baby at arm’s length like, “Why’s it making this noise again??”
Surprisingly very protective. You’d have to pry that baby from his cold dead hands. Literally.
The baby starts laughing when Jeff pulls faces, and suddenly he’s doing it more than killing. Not soft, but for them? Yeah. A little.
Constantly tells them dramatic stories of how he “killed a guy for looking at mommy funny.”
✦ . TICCI TOBY
Anxiously attentive, very soft dad energy.
He’s twitchy around the baby, scared he’ll hurt them, but he loves holding them to his chest so they can hear his heartbeat.
You catch him humming to them when he thinks you’re asleep.
Stims with baby toys. Chews on the baby’s teething rings more than the baby does.
“No, you don’t get it. This o-one’s high-grade silicone. Look at the bounce.”
You’ll catch them laid out on the couch at all times, the baby laying flat on his chest while they zone out at the television. They’re both equally focused on the kid’s show that is playing.
Insists the baby sleeps in the room with you two and never lets them out of his sight.
✦ . EYELESS JACK
Gentle giant who’s surprisingly intuitive.
Jack is terrifying to most people, but babies don’t care about eyeless faces. This one just giggles when he sniffs them.
Knows everything about baby nutrition. “Don’t feed them that. Their pancreas isn’t ready.”
Stitches up tiny plushies when they break. You find him sewing by lamplight, brows tense in concentration.
Carries the baby in one arm like they’re made of glass. Absolutely walks them around whenever he’s going like a little daddy-baby mission. Takes mid-day forest walks every time they get fussy.
“They smell like you. It’s… grounding.”
Dead silent killer at night. Baby’s never once woken up from noise. You suspect he paces the halls when they cry just to make sure they’re okay.
✦ . MASKY (TIM WRIGHT)
Trauma-ridden but loving. Dad mode: activated.
Tim never thought he’d be a father. His first instinct is to panic, to baby proof every inch of the mansion. But once that baby looks at him like he’s their whole world? He melts.
Obsessively schedules feeding, changing, naps. “Consistency keeps them stable.” Maybe he needs that more than the baby.
Paces with them at 3am when they cry, murmuring,
“It’s okay, little one. I’m right here, we’ve got each other now.”
Snaps if anyone gets too close to you two. Territorial in a predatory scary way. Your shared bedroom is off bounds to anyone else.
Holds the baby against his shoulder like it’s the last safe place on Earth. Tucks his arm under their legs and pats their bottom with all the gentleness in the world.
✦ . HOODIE (BRIAN THOMAS)
Emotionally constipated but incredibly present.
Doesn’t talk much, but the baby always calms when Brian holds them. They recognize his steady heartbeat and silence.
Knows how to swaddle like a pro. Could put the baby to sleep in two minutes flat.
Doesn’t let them near screens. Is weirdly intense about it.
Not a fan of nicknames, but you catch him calling them “bug” when no one’s around. You’ll usually find him sitting on the swing on the front porch, cradling the baby against his chest and humming them to sleep.
Gives quiet little smiles when the baby grabs his hoodie string or sneezes while asleep.
✦ . KATE THE CHASER
Hot, scary, soccer mom energy.
Wears the baby strapped to her chest while doing combat training. You scream. She rolls her eyes.
“It’s good for their inner ear balance.”
Genuinely loves snuggling them when no one’s around. Will never admit it.
Gives them little plush knives. “Gotta start young.”
Hair always smells like baby shampoo because they nest in it.
Tells them bedtime stories where you and her are always the good guys. You cry. She pretends not to notice.
✦ . BEN DROWNED
The most unserious dad—until it counts.
Teaches the baby how to press buttons on a controller before they can crawl.
“They’re gonna speedrun ‘Ocarina of Time’ by the time they’re three. Watch.”
Surprisingly soft-spoken with them. Talks like they’re a sensitive little thing.
His laptop wallpaper is the baby’s ultrasound. He keeps that thing like it’s a trophy and shows off to anyone willing to look.
Yells at you to come look when the baby does anything even slightly new.
Pranks the baby by glitching his voice through tech. Baby just giggles. It’s adorable and a little cursed. You’ll hear his crackling voice coming from the talking stuffed animal he bought them.
✦ . CLOCKWORK
Tough but incredibly maternal.
Picks the baby up one-handed like it’s nothing. Still coos and kisses their nose.
Teaches them to be strong early on. “You crying? That’s okay. Wipe your tears and try again.”
Doesn’t baby them emotionally, but fiercely protects them.
“If anyone lays a hand on you, I’ll make them count their teeth while I pluck them out of their head.”
Lets them paint her nails while she rocks them in her lap.
Reads bedtime stories with the most expressive voice. The baby is obsessed with her. Little hands always messing with the clock face in her eye.
✦ . LAUGHING JACK
Unholy blend of terrifying clown and doting parent.
Makes balloon animals that the baby never fails to pop, then remakes them again.
His lullabies are oddly morbid but calming. “This little piggy got revenge~!”
Has a toy chest that makes actual circus music. You’re suspicious when he starts to pull out cotton candy and buckets of popcorn.
The baby laughs way too hard when he does slapstick. LJ gets fake-injured just for that laugh.
Also? Wildly protective. No one lays a finger on them without facing his wrath.
✦ . SLENDERMAN
God-tier calm and terrifyingly competent.
You didn’t think an eldritch horror would be a great dad. You were wrong.
Creates the quietest space possible for the baby. No noise, no chaos, just warmth and stillness.
Rocking them in his arms is the only time his tendrils look gentle.
Baby doesn’t cry around him. It’s like they feel his presence and just… stop. It’s infuriating.
You swear he whispers things in a language you don’t understand to help them sleep. Nonetheless, it always works.
꩜ .ᐟ
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General Eyeless Jack HeadCannon’s:
general sfw head cannons & nsfw ones under the cut🫣. kinda wanna make an ej abc’s nsfw smut thingy (whatever they call it you guys know)
GENERAL SFW:
-ej is a very reserved individual. the only people you will catch him interacting with besides slenderman is masky (who is constantly wounded & needs stitches) and Jeff (not out of choice)
-ej is the first creep slenderman ever found. he is by far the oldest compared to the others although his physical body stopped growing at age twenty five
-he either lives alone in a cabin in the woods OR stays at the slender mansion we all know and love out of convenience. its either one or the other you pick.
-when living at the mansion, jack loves patching up the proxies. the medical field is his fortitude. the only thing he loves more is patching up actual creeps, whose wounds heal much differently from a regular humans.
-on that note jack 100% spends his spare time studying creeps supernatural properties. (ex:aging consistencies, healing speed, the chemical breakdown of what exactly makes a killer a creep)
-oddly enough has a fondness of toby and keeps an eye out for the kid when he sees him.
-tried to hit on Jane once. almost got a knife stabbed through his hand.
-will claim he’s babysitting ben and sally ‘against his will’ but ben is twenty and sally was already playing with Smile (he just wants to be around them)
-Jeff annoys the actual fuck out of ej, and regardless of whether or not ej would ever admit it, Jeff is his best friend
NSFW UNDER THE CUT:
-marks. hickies. bruises. bite marks. it doesn’t matter. seeing his lover covered in the marks he littered on your soft flesh satisfies him
-contrary to popular belief he wants his lover to cum multiple times before he ever considers getting off. by the time you’re worn out and dazed, he’s finally ready to fuck your brains out
-knows the human body very well. you don’t need to even guide him in the right direction. he’ll open your folds and suck on your clit without hesitation
-ej has three tongues, he prefers to use them one of them ways. the first being two in your cunt, curling at your sensitive g spot. the other flicking at your clit. the second is far more filthy, the demon satisfied using one to play with your clit, one in your pussy, and one in your ass. it satisfies him to be filling your holes.
-he will strictly only cum inside of you. breeding kink to the absolute max. ej is typically a reserved clueless gentleman, but in bed becomes primal. he will cum inside of your cunt unless you try to sway him otherwise. and even then he’ll miss seeing his seed dripping out of your hole
-mating press on top. enjoys nibbling at your earlobe and whispering filth into your ear.
-“You like that? You like my cock that deep inside of you?”
-size kink. this man will go feral over seeing the outline of his cock through your throat/stomach
-“Fuck, look at that. You’re milking my cock. Fuck.”
-absolutely does not fuck with threesomes but if you really really want one the only person he’d be willing to consider is Jeff
-“You like being used by us like a slut, don’t you? Tell Jeff how good my cock feels.”
-adores when you pull on his hair, specifically while he’s eating you out. makes him feral.
-likes picking you up and fucking you against walls <3
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Creepypasta/MH - What Their Love Is Like
Characters: Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Brian/Hoody, Tim/Masky, Nina the Killer
Jeff the Killer
Obsession
He’s extremely obsessed with himself, especially his appearance, so I imagine his love would merely be an extension of that
In his eyes, his lover is perfect, from their appearance to every little thing they do
They can do no wrong, and he completely overlooks their flaws
If anything, he doesn’t even see them as flaws
Just more reasons that the person is perfect
That being said, his love is probably pretty suffocating
Physical and verbal affection are his go-to, as well as spoiling them with gifts
The former two he expresses in random mushy gushes
The latter will occur randomly, just whenever he spots something he think they’d like
He’s either fawning over them or raging at them in a characteristic outburst of blind anger
Either way, the emotions are intense
“Chill” moments are rare with him, and they consist of him being burnt out/too tired to feel anything
He probably doesn’t even acknowledge his lover when this happens
They might take advantage of this, using the opportunity to bask peacefully in his presence without having his full attention on them
In short, he’s an extreme ride-or-die lover who pours every ounce of energy and attention over his love
Eyeless Jack
A quiet, curious love
I imagine he’d meet his lover when they lock gazes randomly
They stare for a long time, silently becoming fascinated with the other
Not physically/romantically attracted or anything, just strangely drawn to each other
From there the relationship progresses by one of them (alternatively) making a subtle move as feelings of romance sprout bizarrely from concrete like a dandelion
Standing closer, exchanging names, brushing hands, a peck on the lips, all over a very long period of time
He doesn’t talk much, but somehow always finds himself around this person
This is partly because he’s wary around them; he doesn’t fully trust himself not to attack them
But there’s something magnetic about the relationship, and he can’t stop it (and though he won’t admit/realize it, he doesn’t want to)
The relationship never stops deepening: the love grows stronger every day, new boundaries are explored, relationship milestones like moving in together are reached
But there’s still that mysterious barrier that prevents them from talking too much
Are they afraid to expose themselves? Is the silence too comforting? Who can tell…
Whether they break the wall down or not, their strong and obscure attraction will hold them together for a long time
Brian/Hoody
Infatuation
He would’ve noticed them first
Interest piqued, he’d try to speak with them
He’d advance the relationship quickly, but not in the way you’d expect
Instead of asking to hang out often, he spends perhaps a little too much time investigating them
Talking to their friends, looking up their name online, scrolling through their social media…
He knows everything about them before they tell him themselves
Still, he likes to hear them talk about themselves; that just means he gets to cross-check his information
Of course, he’d never let on that he knows more than they believe
When the relationship really starts to get intimate, he’d ramp up the “investigating”
He’s a little obsessed with knowing everything about them
He does it because he can’t stand wondering about them
What are they up to? Well, go see for yourself.
Over time he’d probably let up a little, especially if/when his lover starts to catch on
He’d get a little more comfortable with simply asking them the things he feels the need to know
It will get overwhelming, but it’s just part of the package with him
He probably won’t return the favor; if his lover asks him something in return, he’ll be extremely vague
In that respect the relationship would be a little one-sided; he knows everything, they know only a little
Tim/Masky
Bitter
He’s got problems. He knows that. They know that. They both just have to deal with it
Anyone who’s stubborn enough to stick by him simultaneously scares him and makes his heart flutter
He’s been hurt a lot in his life, he doesn’t want the same to happen to them
Plus he doesn’t have a lot of emotional energy/affection in him
So he keeps himself distant, often to a neglectful extent
The only thing that’d make them stay would be the sporadic shows of affection
They’re small, few, and very far between
A pat on the head, a mumbled compliment, locking pinkies for a moment, draping his arm across them in bed, tiny things like that
He’d get flustered easily by any show of affection towards himself
He’d feel overwhelmed by frequent displays, so his lover would have to be strategic in planning when to act
Honestly it’d be like they weren’t even dating
But then someone would see them share a lingering glance, or sit silently together in the rain, and they’d start to wonder
Speaking of, most of the pair’s time together would be like that; just sitting silently, not talking, not touching, not even acknowledging the other
Smoking on the balcony late at night or early in the morning, standing in the rain while they wait for a bus, eating sandwiches in a diner, solemn-faced and unspeaking all the while
The relationship would be held together by a very long and thin string, but it would be strong as steel so long as they both remained stubborn
Nina the Killer
Magical
She’s like an enchantress: absolutely captivating, but still with a dangerous air about her
She would show her love unapologetically to the one she deemed worthy of it
She’s a pretty affectionate person when it comes to her loved ones
Physical affection, verbal affection, hand-made gifts, helping them out, exciting and romantic dates, taking pictures together, the whole nine yards
This being said, her craziness does almost always shine through
There’s just something so subtly off about the things she’ll say, or the things she’ll do
A splotch of blood on a gift, a comment that might be a threat from anyone other than her, just little things that catch one’s attention every now and again
If you bring it up, she’ll share the truth openly
She’d have to have picked someone she trusts fully, so transparency is never a problem when they have concerns
Even if she’s sharing something disturbing or distressing, she’ll tell it in full
She’d expect her lover to do the same, and would help coach them if they didn’t
The relationship would not last if they resisted; she knows what she wants and what she deserves
Thanks for reading!! Take care sweeties <33
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Sick creepypasta hcs
The illness got them :(
Genre: headcannons
Characters mentioned: ticci toby, kate the chaser, masky/tim, hoodie/brian, jeff the killer, jane the killer, clockwork, nina the killer, eyeless jack, ben drowned, sally
Desc: a hc list of how i think the pastas would act when they are sick (listen i wanted to do it idc if this doesn't get notes)
Cw: none
Enjoy!
Toby
is such a little bitch about it, sniffling and coughing like a frail victorian child
Hes a good sport about it though, he will make little jokes
“Tak-ke me out to the garden s-so i may feel the sun bef-fore i d-die,”
When he gets sick he gets sick BAD. He is miserable and restless, he can barely sleep
He will chug dayquill and nyquill in an attempt to get better quicker
This doesn't work
He makes people bring him things, choosing to quarantine in his room so he “keeps others safe” (so he can do nothing)
He doesn't get sick often, but that makes him feel even worse because he feels useless
He gets strep mostly, but he got covid once and thought that was the end of him
He gets super hot when sick so expect to see him shirtless and in gym shorts
Some of you freaks would like that. (Me too LMAO)
Kate
is sick all the time
She gets little colds at least once a month, and every once in a while she will get strep or even bronchitis
She always loses her voice when sick, but she doesn't want social interaction while sick so she doesn't mind
She is surprisingly functional while sick, still going on missions and doing basic tasks with ease
She kind of has to with how often shes sick
She chooses to watch movies or take nyquill to sleep, so nothing out of the ordinary
She gets over the colds quick but she will sometimes get an ear infection that brian has to take her to jack to get a forged prescription
She will bundle up and watch a show at night with a little snack to feel better
She has allergies to dust that flare up at times but she has those mostly under control with consistent use of zyrtec
Masky
Is also a complete whiner
He gets stomach flu quite often and also has a lot of chronic pain
He hates getting stomach flu because he cant smoke but it is what it is
He chooses to sleep on the couch while sick to “be closer to the bathroom” (he just wants to watch the big tv)
He is very self conscious about seeming weak but its hard not to give in to brians caretaking nature
He gets whatever he wants from brian. Gatorade? He will go to the store. Soup? Is homemade chicken noodle good?
(The gays make me sick /j)
He gets the cold sweats bad and has to be bundled up or else he turns the heat on
He usually gets sick for 3 days and is then fine again, he just has to power through it
He gets sweaty so he will walk around with a tank top and shorts much to brians amusement
Hoodie
he doesn't get sick too often, but when he does, its BAD
He will be out for WEEKS and be miserable the whole time.
He gets really bad ear and sinus infections and has to get help from jack or else he gets swimmers ear
He is also very prone to the flu
He is very insistent that he does NOT need help and that he is PERFECTLY FINE and tim has to take care of him and reassure him that he can take a little time off
He chooses to stay locked up in his room because he genuinely doesn't want the others to get sick
He chooses to read in his off time or make little paracord utility bracelets
He is MISERABLE and always gets back pain and muscle aches
Bad time to be brian
Jeff
SUCH A LITTLE SHIT
He doesn't get sick a lot, maybe 3 times a year with some sort of fever based illness
He makes everyone wait on him hand and foot
“Cmon, i dont ask for much, just get me a drink,”
He stays outside of his room on the couch so he can play video games still
Everyone gets sick because of him, he will leave his tissues on the coffee table and not care who picks them up. It's certainly not him.
He gets so pissy if someone doubts the severity of his sickness, not enough to do anything but he will take mental note of it for later
He wont sleep any more than usual but he will just stare blankly at the wall which is about the same
He is sure he is dying, but he gets over it in a week
Clockwork
Shes a mixed bag
She isnt whiny or anything, she just yo-yos between deathly ill and just sick
She has some sort of autoimmune disorder that makes her more prone to sickness and it doesnt help that her eye and mouth are constantly infected
She gets so sick that she cant move for WEEKS but she has to power through and only work on good days
She gets whatever is going around, stomach flu to bronchitis, everything gets her
Nina will bring her food and drinks if she cant get up but she tries to be self sufficient
She mainly sleeps or watches mtv on her rooms tv
She lives off advil and dayquill and it still isnt enough
She always has masks so that she wont get others sick (we love a considerate queen)
Nina
is a pathetic mess when sick
She doesn't get sick often but when she does she's dramatic as hell
She gets strep usually, she has to be careful in the fall when its going around
She doesn't get deathly ill or anything, she just likes the extra attention
She stays in the living room curled up in an arm chair with 8 million blankets
She will demand anything she craves until jane or clockwork gets it for her
She doesn't take any cough syrup because she really hates the taste, it makes her throw up
She gets bored easy and is ass at video games so she shops on amazon with her latest victims credit card
She also posts excessively on her social media aliases
Sleeps a ton, she is asleep for more time than shes awake when sick
Jack
doesnt get sick. Hes not human.
He is the makeshift doctor for the creepypastas so he knows how to keep the mansion sanitary
No one follows his advice
Lulu
She gets sick a normal amount, mainly around the cold months
She powers through the best she can while loopy on cough syrup
She definitely takes way too much cough syrup but she is trying to get over the worst part of sickness as best she can
She mainly gets colds with muscle cramps and weakness
She isolates herself as much as she can but ultimately she has responsibilities and she will do them without complaining
Shes such a trooper
She gets restless and tends to get insomnia while shes ill, which pisses her off to no end
She also gets infections in her eye sockets and they hurt like a bitch
She will complain endlessly about that, she cannot stand the feeling
She also gets hives easy so that's another thing she has to worry about
Poor lulu :(
Jane
You would never know she was sick
She powers through sickness like she isnt sick at all
She gets the sniffles pretty frequently as well as sinus headaches but she doesn't really get sick with anything else
She mainly takes care of the others when they are sick, so if she IS showing signs of being under the weather people jump to her aide
She is an advilmaxxing queen (i hate that i said that but here we are)
She lives off advil cold and sinus
The thing that bothers her the most is her seasonal allergies
OOH SHE HATES THOSE
She gets allergies from pollen so being in the forest during spring is a nightmare
She powers through but she goes through allergy meds like nobody's business
When she gets sick she craves ice (iron deficiency queen)
Ben
the only virus he gets is a computer virus (Laugh. Laugh please.)
Sally
she doesn't get sick either, shes a ghost
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Hii!! can I get headcanons of what creepypasta characters would do if you cheated. Please and thank you, also love youuu. 💕
⊹ ࣪ ˖𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯₊ ⊹
|| Yess Ofcc!! Tysm for requesting!! I love you too wifeyy ‹𝟹 🧸ྀི I also have classes tomorrow so I’m trying to finish this before then 😭 ||
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𝗰𝘄 » 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 (?)
𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿 » 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦
𝗡𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 » 8-9
|| Reader does not know about them being Creepypasta serial killers ||
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Liu Woods ⪼
Normally, Liu isn’t one to freak out. But this just about made him do so. Coming home from a long day, and seeing another man in your twos bed was the LAST thing he’d expect out of you.
Headcanons ⪼
• Was in genuine shock, anger, and disappointment when he found out.
• He was really devastated about it as well.
• That night consisted of constant fighting, blaming, yelling, and honestly just bullshit excuses from you. Excuses that Liu definitely wasn’t buying.
• He had gotten you a gift that night, only for it to be thrown away. Along with your twos relationship. Sad, really.
• You two broke up that night after the argument. Liu went to Jeff’s, who surprisingly let him stay for a night or two. Jeff helped him calm down and get his mind off of it.
• A few days after the break up, Liu threw away all the pictures, gifts, etc. that were from the relationship. Wanting to forget about it as quick as possible.
• Asked you to delete any photos or posts of you two from the relationship, politely. If you declined, it probably wouldn’t end well.
• Liu hadn’t really told you about the whole Creepypasta serial killer thing, so he wouldn’t have to worry about the hassle of getting rid of you.
• Got over the breakup in about 3 months, wants to be on good terms, but doesn’t think it’ll go well anyways.
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Bloody Painter ⪼
Helen is not a person to take cheating lightly. In fact, he does not tolerate it by ANY means. He’s a very hard person to read, but you could tell his true emotions behind that stoic and emotionless mask of his.
Headcanons ⪼
• He was surprisingly ‘calm’ during this whole situation. Though it was clear he just wanted to scream at the you and the stranger.
• Just like any other occasion, he showed no emotion. But you could tell just how pissed and hurt he was by this.
• Managed to hold in his emotions while telling you and the stranger to get out. Pure disappointment and hurt was evident in his voice as it cracked slightly.
• Had burned all paintings he had made of you over the course of the relationship. Along with deleting photos and your number.
• Once you started to try to get in contact with him, he blocked your number. The amount of calls and texts he was getting started to annoy him.
• Demanded for his hoodies, shirts, etc. back. Immediately washing them as soon as he got them. Though, he did keep one with your scent still on it
• He bottled up his emotions for a long time. Until he just broke down in front of Puppeteer. Puppeteer let him vent for as long as he needed, he knew that Helen needed this.
• It took Helen a bit longer to get over the break up, as his trust issues built up more. But Puppeteer and Dina helped him through it.
• Got with Dina a month or so after he got over the break up, is still with her currently.
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Ticci Toby ⪼
Toby never thought that, that would happen, but there he was standing in the hallway. Catching you and the stranger in the bedroom. You only just noticed him when you heard him tic, pushing the stranger off you.
Headcanons ⪼
• Toby’s emotions got the best of him. He was pissed, but mostly hurt at the same time. He basically screamed at the stranger to get out.
• Once you two were alone, you two argued, you mostly said excuses.
• After the break up, Toby went killing more than usual, needed to get his mind off things and to get his anger out.
• Sally helped distract him from it by playing tea party or dress up with him. Bloody Painter drew with Toby to distract him as well.
• Despite them helping him forget about it, he still was pretty bummed out about it. But eventually, over time, he got over the break up.
• He did the same as Helen and Liu, getting rid of photos, posts, etc. from the relationship.
• Washed the bedsheets and his clothes that you had worn in the past. He felt disgusted to even lay down in his own bed after catching what you had done with another man.
• Hasn’t gotten with another person since then. He’s still working on forgetting about it.
• Other creeps had helped him a lot, giving advice, helping him forget, or just helping in general. He’s healing really well, and has mostly forgotten about it.
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HOLY MOLY WOLY I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ADORABLE OMGGGGG A CHILD READER WHO CAN TURN INTO A WOLF LIKE FROM TWILIGHT BUT SENSE THERE A CHILD THEY TURN INTO A PUP LIKE A LITTLE WOLF PUP??? AND THEY LIKE GET SUPER HAPPY TO SEE THERE FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA AND THEY TURN INTO A PUP I JUST THINK THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE!! With jeff, ben, and clockwork >0<
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Summary: Creeps with a child!reader who can turn into a wolf when they get too excited
Genre: Fluffiest fluff
Warnings: Slight female and male nudity on clockwork's picture
A/n: THIS IDEA IS SO CUTE OMG?? DYING RN PICTURING THIS BC THATS JUST SO SWEET
Credits: Jeff the Killer- Creepypasta, Ben Drowned- Creepypasta, Clockwork- Creepypasta, Divider- benkeibear, Pictures- Pinterest
Jeff The Killer
He had been gone for 9 months straight, laying low after the police had been hot on his trail
So when he gets home, he is sweaty, tired, and covered in a mix of dirt and blood
You, being a kid, don't really grasp why he was gone for so long, everyone just told you that "Sooner or later, he'll be back" and that "Jeff never stays down for long"
After a while, you had just gotten used to not seeing him
It was late when he finally got back, and all of the kids were supposed to be in bed
But you, being the sneaky little thing you are, wanted to see what all the cheering and talking was downstairs
As you peer through the bars on the railing of the steps, you see Ben, Toby, and a few other creeps slapping jeff on the back, and welcoming him home
They are all drinking beers as a way of mini celebration and no one notices the small child up past their bedtime
When you see Jeff, you practically bolt down the stairs, crying his name
Jeff looks around to see who was calling him, but by the time you reach him, you've already gotten so excited to see him that you accidentally turned into your wolf form
You are now standing at his boots, yapping up at him and excitedly running around in small circles
He looks down and sees your tiny fluffy self, wailing and your tail wagging wildly, and grins
He sets his beer down and picks you up, squeezing you against his chest in a big hug
"I thought it was bedtime for pipsqueaks like you!" He says
You put your front paws on his shoulder and begin licking all over his face, still making small whimpering noises out of pure excitement
He laughs before holding you away from his face with an "Okay, okay! I missed you too!"
It is then that Masky sees you, and allows you to say one final hello before dragging you back to your bedroom for sleep
Ben Drowned
You had begged him to play with you, just one little game!
And finally he had agreed to play hide and seek
Only because he knew he'd win, of course
So as you look for him all over the manor you get more and more frustrated
You swear you've searched the whole place multiple times already
By the 2 hour mark you are ready to give up, and are craving a little nap
So as you go to curl up on one of the couches, all of a sudden you feel cold hands gripping your shoulders and a soft "boo!" by your ears
You are so shocked that you switch into your wolf shape
Ben is quiet for a second before laughing loudly
You stand up and turn to look at him, growling and huffing in a displeased tone
You turn away with a "Humph!" only to be picked up by ben and brought to be cradled like a baby
"Oh my goodness, so sensitive" He says teasingly, rocking you back in forth
You nip his arm playfully before licking the spot and jumping out of his arms
This time, he's the seeker!
Clockwork
Clockwork can play an acoustic guitar, and she is very popular with the children for lullabies
She does try to play it consistently so she doesn't lose the skill, so she almost always says yes
However, when you asked her to sing you to sleep tonight she said it'd be a few hours before she was able to do anything because she had some chores to do
It was already your bedtime, and you were really tired so you didn't know if you would make it a few more hours
It is nearly 4 hours later when she finally makes her way into your room
You were so sleepy, your eyes were drooping closed
So when you saw her, it shocked you and you were so excited to see her that all of a sudden, you're a wolf!
She chuckles and sets her guitar down, before picking you up and setting you in her lap
"Are you sure you want me to sing? You look pretty sleepy" She says as you take a big yawn
You step back onto your bed and curl up, licking your nose as you slip into sleep
She sighs and pulls her guitar into her lap before beginning to play a soft song
The last thing you remember before falling asleep is her singing quietly, seemingly knowing that it was only a matter of time before you were out cold
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CAN WE KNOW ANYTHING MORE ABOUT ZACH AND JEFF? Or with zach and any other characters like EJ and/or Toby?
YES OF COURSE, YALL DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYS ASK ABOUT ZACHARY!! 🙈
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Zachary's relationships with Other Pr⦻xies/Pastas!
➳ Jeff the Killer 🔪
Jeffery Woods exhibits very severe antisocial and sociopathic behavior. He’s frustrated with everyone around him trying to understand him when he can barely understand himself. He has a negative outlook on life and is very selfish and narcissistic, these feelings lead to frequent fits of violent rage. All of these factors make Jeffery Woods a very hard person to get along with, many of the proxies have actually come to dislike Jeff due to his poor behavior. Except for one, Zachary Phelps.
Zachary is an irresponsible and aggressive jackass, and one of the few proxies who are consistently affected by the Slender Sickness. The reality-warping torture messing with his head, his drug addiction-along with the brutal withdrawals-has only making things worse, wearing down what little sense of reason he had left.
Zachary and Jeff will often act as if they’re both one second away from tearing each other's throats out, but in reality, the two of them are practically joined at the hip. Both are short-tempered, irrational, and prone to violence-and when nights out doesn't go according to plan, then all hell will break loose in no time. Verbal arguments will quickly escalate into full-on brawls until somebody pulls them apart or they are too beat up to continue. But for all the screaming, swinging, and shit-talking, they’re both very oddly attached to each other.
➳ Toby Erin Rogers 🍂
Toby Erin Rogers is infinitely more understanding and empathetic when put side by side with proxies like Jeffery Woods and Zachary Phelps. He is absolutely loyal to Slenderman, following every order, mission, and task without question.
However, unlike the rest, Toby would have clear boundaries when it comes to people he kills for Slender. He will not lay his hands on any women or children, because he believes that would make him too much like the man his stepfather was. Thankfully, Slenderman has never challenged this rule and Toby has thus far been able to enforce it without any punishment. However, Zachary is the kind of guy who goes in and out with a bang-explosives, guns, whatever gets the job done in the most destructive way. Collateral damage? Civilians caught in the crossfire? Doen't faze him one bit. Every stunt he pulls, the risks of getting arrested skyrocket, but he simply does not care.
Toby, on the other hand, hates the recklessness, the complete disregard for innocent lives, and the lack of control involved in it. Being around Zachary is a draining experience, as it is like standing next to a box of flares with lit fuses and awaiting an inevitable explosion. But Zachary? He loves Toby. Not in a way he'd ever say out loud, but deep down, he admires him. Sees in him something he could never be-someone with restraint, someone who still has their shit together. Someone who still gives a damn.
➳ Eyeless Jack 🩻
Eyeless Jack, previously known as Jack Nyras, was a medical student with a bright future ahead of him—until the night when fate took a turn on him. Jack was lured into the forest and sacrificed by a girl whom he had trusted. He was made into some grotesque, monstrous demon, cursed with an insatiable hunger for flesh. His body, animalistic and twisted, served as a further reminder of the disgusting, vile creature that he had come to truly detest with every passing day.
Jack struggles to accept what he has become and what he's done for Slenderman. The countless lives he has taken just because of his own gluttony leaves him drowning in his own guilt and mental torment. Often to the point where Jack punishes himself for his bloodlust by starving himself for days on end. Then again, no matter how much he punishes himself or indulges in his urges, the hunger always remains. Never satisfied. Constantly gnawing away at him on the inside.
Because of this, Jack hasn't allowed himself to be around the other proxies, he couldn't. Not when he's a risk. So, Jack avoids everyone as much as he can. Therefore, Zachary hasn't seen him all that much and doesn't have an clear opinion on him. Jack, on the other hand? He's seen just enough of Zachary to know that if they ever stuck in a room with each other, he would end up ripping the poor guy's throat out. So, for his own peace of mind and Zachary's safety, Jack would rather keep as much space between them as possible.
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Jeff The Killer HCs
TW: Blood, mentions of weapons A/N: this is my first time posting my headcanons so.. enjoy ig. Not all too serious just random stuff. Is it realistic HELL NO!!! Also it's kinda short but yeah Also not proofread.

-His knife 100% has chips in it. I've witnessed knives chip from butchering a chicken and accidentally hitting the bone lighty, so his has at least gotta have a little. -Shit sleep schedule. Goes to bed at 4am, wakes up at 9. Will never get more than 5 hours of sleep. -Not the best at taking care of houseplants. Has 1 succulent in the corner of his room that's holding on for dear life.
-Diet consists of instant noodles, soda/energy drinks, and whatever he can find in the kitchen at 3am -Bites his nails to the point he bleeds. Idk just made sense -watches those old hello kitty shows. Specifically the one where it's sanrio characters retelling fairy tales like goldilocks and snow white. -Go cart menace, bumps into people on purpose, sharp turns, cutting people off etc. Probably yelling half the time too.
has gotten banned from several courses. -Speaking of stuff like that, he also probably lies to people at theme parks about the content of a roller coaster. Him and Ben are swearing up and down, "It's calm, I swear!" right before the ride starts and you're dropping suddenly 60ft and looping several times at 60mph or something. (Has gotten people to throw up, will do it again)
-Bangs on random peoples windows in the dead of night for fun then runs off.
-Collects bottle caps, they are all in a jar in the corner of his room.
-Speaking of his room, it's messy. not horribly moldy and a literal biohazard, but very messy. Clothes everywhere, cans. Lots of posters, magazine pages, news paper clippings on his walls. (Consists of bands he likes, horror movies, etc.) Never turns on the overhead lights. Only lamps, LEDS, Tv's etc.
-Has an electric guitar. idk just wanted to say that.
-owns a Edward Cullen shirt. (Probably was a gag gift from someone)
-Horror films. Probably likes the saw franchise. Or the Terrifier films. (Slashers.) One of those people to either laugh or get upset when the victims are clearly about to be killed and are oblivious.
-His hoodie? gross as shit. He washes it... sometimes. It just is annoying though. Why wash it if it's just gonna get covered in even more blood? Very crusty.
-Thick hair that sheds like crazy. Just kinda... seems like it.

𓇋 ︶ ꒦ ꒷ ♡ ꒷ ꒦ ︶ 𓇋 𓇋 ︶ ꒦ ꒷ ♡ ꒷ ꒦ ︶ 𓇋 𓇋 ︶ ꒦ ꒷ ♡ ꒷ ꒦ ︶ 𓇋
A/N: Maybe I'll do another set of theme park activity headcanons for all the creepypastas. or like... halloween party headcanons. or mall trip headcanons? (Slice of life my beloved) Probablyyy will like make realistic / darker sometime soon. IDK.
ALSO TY FOR READINGGGG <3
#creepypasta#creepypasta fandom#jeffery woods#jeff the killer#jeff the killer headcanons#headcanon#creepypasta headcanon#crowlingart
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ART TAG
thanks to @doshiart for tagging me! so excited <3
How did you start drawing? What year was it that you become more seriously and consciously interested in it?
i don’t really remember, but for some reason drawing was an activity that interested me the most?? i’m not counting playing with toys and imagining things, but it’s about creating something from scratch. one time i made paper dolls, wrote a short scenario (very poorly lol) and kinda made a theatrical play in my head with all of this??
spoiler: in 2021 i’ve made an actual play with my best friend, who’s also an artist, with great paper dolls and a great scenario! it was for a college exam, we got the highest score. :3
i started taking it all seriously in 2014, when i went to my first art school. it was small, literally one room, and there were lots of other classes in the same building, like singing, dancing (i did that too at some point), etc. then i moved to the bigger one, that was solely for arts, but i didn’t make it past the first year due to health reasons. so somewhere in the mid-10s.
When you felt the urge to share your art with other people? When did you start posting your drawings on social media?
when i saw other people around me doing it. it was 2014 when i first shared my art online (got a lot of hate because it looked bad lol), and then it was 2016 when i made my first tumblr acc and posted some anime art with some consistency. now i post here and on another platform, just duplicating the content lol
Your first/earliest drawing. What were your impressions of it back then and what are your feelings now?
i tried to find pictures of these first paper dolls but couldn’t, fuck, so here we have…
some OC i did in 2014, i don’t even remember the name anymore :/
i did this after i watched my first anime 😭😭😭 i made this picture back then too, at my iphone 4, don’t judge me
i was proud as fuck because look he has ✨cool hair✨ and it’s a ✨full body✨ but no hands ofc lol
i mean, it looked great for me back then, so i haven’t change my thoughts about it lol i also have no idea what i wrote in the upper corner, i used google translate 😭😭😭
Your first fanart ever
also couldn’t find it, it was jeff the killer fanart, also somewhere from 2014 😭 but! here i have my first digital fanart… 😭😭😭 i spend i think 6 hours to draw this, i didn’t know about layers or anything really so here it is lol
Your first gallavich fanart
holy shit, it’s from may 2022! old habits never die, 7x10 is always in my heart
When you had bad days and things didn't work out, what inspired you to keep trying?
nothing, actually. if i will try to find any inspiration, i will get angry and irritated as fuck because nothing’s working out SO i’ll relax and go play brawl stars 😎
Show your old piece that you strongly dislike and tell why.
this… spend too much time on it just to realize it wasn’t that good as i imagined, the dress look like it was made out of cardboard, i don’t know, it just… doesn’t work. i had worse, yeah, but i have a soft spot for them. this one should be somewhere from 2018
HONORABLE MENTIONS TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT. IT WAS FUCKING 2019, WHY THE FUCK DID I RANDOMLY START TO DRAW LIKE THIS??? just for comparison, picture underneath is from 2019 TOO.


Show your old piece that you very like and tell why. What's the difference with the previous?
let’s go with this, it was 2017 :3
soft, cute, an attempt to do a new art style. i don’t know, theis pictures seem cozy!

Show your old piece that you were very proud of back then.
ACE ATTORNEYYYY >:333
both are somewhere in 2020-2021
fuck, i love ace attorney


Do you do any practice sketches or warm-ups before you draw something big?
mmm not really, only a quick sketch with some guidelines so at the beginning my pictures look like this

(yes, this is ian filming mickey while mick is giving him a bj)
Sketch vs Final. Show your process.


damn should’ve kept mickey’s face lol
Your most recent drawing.


can’t show the most recent one, it’s for an event, but this one is the only finished one FOR NOW, but i also have this little piece here, idk if i will finish it (aaand i forgot mickey’s tattoos)
Give yourself some praise! Look at what improved in your art!
literally YOU GO GIRL!!! KEEP DRAWING NO MATTER WHAT!! i improved as fuck, went through a lot of shit and breakdowns but here i am, being confident and loved by other people and, most importantly, artist who have a much higher skill! i love that. i did great
Any advice you'd give to your earlier self?
just keep going. don’t be shy and don’t erase everything is one small thing is wrong. don’t start an arguments when somebody says “i’m better at art that you!!”. and, maybe, use a hard drive to save shit-
Set a goal for yourself for the coming year.
i want toooooo… i don’t know! i want to try line-less art style, get into more challenges, etc, everything i can :3 and maybe open commissions
aaand i’m tagging… come on, show us your secrets, don’t be shy 😈
@deathclassic @spookygingerr @gallapiech @heymrspatel
@deedala @burninface @vintagelacerosette
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☠︎︎ Jeff the Killer ☠︎︎
General characterization and headcanons
My personal thoughts and feelings about Jeff as a character and how I write him :3
Originally, I was going to lump together all my character thoughts and general headcanons but then I realized that’s silly bc the post would be SO long and also it would take me forever to finish so instead I’ll just be posting each character as I finish theirs :3
Jeff is your fav sarcastic asshole. He’s cocky and his personality can be a bit abrasive at times. Pretty much all the time. He thinks he’s a lot cooler than he is and sometimes he can be quite insufferable.
He’s aloof and nonchalant before you know him very well. Leans against the wall in the shadows headass. This can make it kind of hard to get close to him. He is friends with the other creeps, closest with Ben because they’ve known each other the longest. It takes him a while to warm up to new people and he doesn’t let people in easily.
His ego is overinflated but it’s fragile. He uses egoism to cover up his insecurities. He’s vicious, but not because he is hateful to the core he just has heavy trauma. He’s quick to snap at people and put walls up to protect himself and he’ll run from his feelings if they make him uncomfortable.
Generally, I think Jeff has more depth than just being a “psycho killer”, but I do think killing is a major outlet for him. I do want to clarify that he doesn’t just kill because he has trauma. Consistent with his original story, Jeff has had “urges” since before the bullying ever began. There isn’t a true explanation as to why he does what he does.
Random headcanons
☠︎︎Jeff is like 5’9 AT MOST (and really I think like 5’8 but I draw the line at 5’9) he’s on the slimmer side but sleeper build
☠︎︎ ︎would listen to music on a shitty mp3 player with skull candy headphones
☠︎︎ would be kinda elitist about the type of music he listens to
☠︎︎ but it would all be emo shit
☠︎︎ lowkey I think his favorite band would be like Escape the Fate or Get Scared
☠︎︎ has to redye his hair black all the time, like you’d catch him doing his roots
☠︎︎ he does shower but he uses one of those awful 8 in 1 body washes for men
☠︎︎he has a favorite knife but he’ll use anything he can get his hands on if he needs to
☠︎︎ he would defo have quite a few tattoos and probably some piercings too
☠︎︎ likely a combination of ear piercings and maybe a lip ring or something
I will likely add to this as I think of more stuff :P
#creepypasta#crp fandom#creepypasta headcanon#jeffrey woods#jeff the killer x reader#jeff the killer
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Wicker basket has the most potential from all of gpo to become a legendary slasher/serial killer.
Her go-to would be an axe.
Late night thoughts, ocs (gpo, dat girl dynamite and jellfyfishlight) edition
Tw/Suicides, death, and other unfortunate events!!
The ace from prism's dimension would probably bully and troment ace gpo if they ever met.
Ace's mom is now a jack-o-lantern after going to hell (used to be queen of hearts)
Ace cant handle much spice
Ace likes to keep himself well groomed, and spends a lot on hair care products.
Ace often stims when really exited.
Ace actually likes fruitcake
Prism never visits his "parents" because it feels wrong.
Prism hates being called names
Prism genuinely hates himself and has contemplated suicide during his time in Zeeverse
Prism used to have a therapist, but they died mid session from a seizure. Prism now thinks he causes bad luck.
Prism also has a secret affirmation mode in the simulator room
Og prism misses his parents.
Og prism genuinely thinks Abyss is cute in a conventional way.
Og prism wants to feel loved (don't we all)
Og prism was actually a good person before his death!
Og prism differs from prism in a few major ways
1.) He never burned down his family home
2.) He was praised for his inventiveness as a kid
3.) He never messed around with crime as a kid2
Wicker basket has some really **really** bad intrusive thoughts. Im suprised she hasn't enacted any of them out yet.
Wicker basket has contimplated disappearing to france, never to be seen again.
Wicker basket can't take it anymore. (someone help her please :[ )
Andreus dose NOT LIKE physical contact of any kind. It makes him VERY uncomfortable.
Andreus has autism. 100%
Andrues is also talented at the piano
Andreus wants people to like him but often overdoes it.
Ace gpo most likey has autisim. Most likely.
Briefcase could be one of the only neurotypical ones in gpo.
Briefcase used to gamble a lot until she lost a horse race bet because the horse she bet on stopped mid track to take a shit.
Rapier is cowardly. (Duh)
Mic still thinks skibidi toilet is funny, despite what it seems.
Mic also tries to visit, but leaves before doing so due to being very nervous about what prism would think of his new form.
Mic helps velle with philosophical questions that mortals ask them
Velle isnt assigned anything to be god of yet.
This is because almost everything that velle wanted to be the god of was taken already.
Velle works in the "Universal Irregularities" department in the otherworld
Velle Is immune to all drugs, minus acid. No one is immune to acid.
Velle can't remember their mortal life despite dying relativley recently... (around 100-200 years)
Velle died young, around their mid to late 20s
They were assasinated by someone close to them
Despite what it seems, velle isnt really flirty with mic ,because they think mic wont like it (mic doesn't mind, but forgot to tell them)
Depsite everything, mic is loyal to Velle, not prism anymore.
Mic heard of what happened to og prism and prism because velle explained it to him when he was revived.
Dynamite really has no clue on how to be unironically romantic.
Dynamite oncce asked bat how to be romantic, but thar confused her even more.
Dynamite Is quite knowledgeable on rocks and rock formations.
Despite what it seems, dynamite actually values platinum over gems, as she finds gems "useless"
Dynamite has a platinum minifridge, where she keeps her monster energy drinks.
Dynamite hates eggs. She just hates them. The taste, the smell, everything.
She once claimed that she would rather slap jeff bezos on his bald head as hard as she could over learning calculus.
Dynamite sometimes plays roblox with bat when she's bored. They play dress to impress and modded natural disaster suirvival games.
Dynamite is genuinely terrifying to play against in Clue/Cludeo. She consistently wins in less than 4 turns.
Baseball bat majored theater and literature in colledge. He had a minor in software development.
Bat has also beaten the record of most toilet paper rolls set on fire at his faternity (24)
Baseball bat's parents are dead :(
Baseball bat is a relatively shy person in general.
Baseball bat thinks that he's not interesting at all, and dynamite often tries to convince him that he is.
Baseball bat generally likes kasper
Baseball bat is also intimidated by kasper
He feels weak and fragile compared to him
Baseball bat feels worthless.
Dynamite is one of the only reasons Baseball bat is alive now.
If it weren't for her, he would've probably died in a car accident or to himself
Dynamite tries her best to emotionally support her boyfriends.
Dynamite is sad acid wont talk to her anymore.
She thinks acid is adorable
She thinks of acid as a close friend, the kind you tell your social security number to.
Dynamite wants to spin globe's head for fun.
Dynamite once stole a book from quill and scroll's library. She is afraid to go back there ever since then.
Dynamite is canonically trans(m->f)! Here are a few more characters that are too!
Velle (male-> genderfluid)
Mic (nonbinary [cuz robot] ->male)
God is in his 20s. He was born from the "divine essence"
By born, he just materialzed one day, knowing everything allready.
He likes checkers, but sucks at it.
He speaks in a rather nuetral tone, it kind of sounds likes hes bored.
He can stare at you. When he does, you can feel it.
God can blind you if he felt like it
God can heal people too and alter their forms if needed.
God is obligated to hold heaven raffles so that citizens of heaven and the otherworld can recove prizes every 2 weeks.
The prizes include
Weighted cloud blankets
A heaven mansion
A mystical orb
A wizard servant
A wizard butler (trained)
Children (he'll just materialze a kid for you)
Heaven phone 1
Heaven phone 2
Heaven phone 3 Ultra
Heaven phone 4 pro
Heaven phone 5 Pro Gx
HEAVEN PHON 5 PRO GX limited edition (has exclusive call god app)
God thinks its funny that Christianity exists, because christ himself never wanted to be worshipped.
God likes tennis. Hes in a team with Sunny.
God teaches sunny some cool devine skills on the weekends.
Thats all for 2 night!! Tak care friends!! Uhh yeahh
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dollhouse || jeff the killer || part four
SMUT MINORS DNI 18+. tw: breeding kink, size kink, possession kink if you squint, squirting, overstimulation, the tiniest wee bit of blood (you scratch jeff’s back a lil too hard), non con for five seconds if you squint VERY hard. use of y/n bc i can’t avoid it for forever guys im sorry :(🚨🚨🚨PLOT PLOT PLOT. WE HAVE A PLOT. SMUT WITH PLOT🚨🚨🚨
Jeff hated what he had done.
It had been two weeks since the last time he saw you. Properly at least. You now avoided him like the plague and when he did see you, Ben or Masky accompanied you. Jeff never truly got a chance to be alone with you. Not to fuck necessarily but to say anything to you at all. Nina was also becoming quite the pest, the fan girl practically sewed to his hip. You had the same expression on your face everytime Jeff saw you. An odd one consisting of concentration and betrayal.
Jeff didn’t understand. Why did you look that way? You two weren’t together. You didn’t even like each other. He didn’t like your smile, laugh, or killing style. Or the way you twirled your hair when you were reading. He didn’t like the way you dressed or the way you smelled like vanilla. He began to see less and less of you and one day, you didn’t seem to be there at all.
The pale killer didn’t want to ask. Why would he show anyone he cared? But your absence at breakfast was noted. As was your absence during training, dinner, even Sally’s weekly tea parties. You wouldn’t seriously miss Sally’s tea parties over him, right? Your absence led the pale killer to your bedroom door, rising his fist to softly knock. He stood there nervously, knocking on the door as gentle as he could.
“Y/n?”
He heard nothing on the other side, not even a shuffle. Jeff sighed, gripping the doorknob. He was surprised to find it unlocked, his eyebrows raising. He pushed open the door, to find your room abandoned. All of your posters, trinkets, furniture. Everything that made the room yours was gone. Jeff had only had the privilege of seeing it when he used to walk by, the two of you commonly giving each other the middle finger. But now the room was empty besides one small twin bed. There was no sign you had ever been there to begin with.
Jeff ran down the hall, his feet carrying him down the stairs and into the living room. He jumped over the railing, thudding into the main room. “Where is she?” Jeff panted to Ben. The blonde seemed unamused, his fingers fiddling with his xbox controller. “Who?” He asked. Jeff narrowed his eyes. “You know who. Y/n. Where the fuck is she?” He questioned. Ben shrugged, letting his play of the game play on screen. He reached for his bong, Jeff quick to slap it out of his hands. The murky water spilled on the carpet, an offended scoff leaving Ben’s lips. He grabbed handfuls of Ben’s army green sweatshirt. “Tell me where the fuck she is or I swear to fuck I will smash your beloved bong,” Jeff threatened.
Ben crossed his arms, used to Jeff’s dramatic antics. “Thats a collectors piece,” He argued. Jeff rolled his eyes, grabbing the glass and holding it up mockingly. “I’m aware. Now spit it out,” Jeff said plainly. Ben sighed, shoving Jeff off of him.
“She moved out, alright?”
Jeff’s heart stopped, releasing Ben’s collar and setting his bong down.
“Where did she go?” Jeff questioned. Ben readjusted his shirt, leaving the queue for his game. “Your guess is as good as mine,” Ben answered honestly. Jeff sat on the couch, feeling defeat. He raked his fingers through his hair, his head feeling like it was spinning. “You know maybe if you cared about her this much when she was actually here she wouldn’t have left,” Ben murmured. Jeff gritted his teeth, storming out of the room without another word. He didn’t need you. He didn’t want you. He knew he liked your cunt and that was that. He didn’t need you to get laid, he had Nina.
Yet, you were like a plague. One that had it embedded itself in the cracks and crevices of his mind. You had woven your web of infatuation, one that Jeff couldn’t shake. It’s what led him to casually try to find you. EJ was clueless, as he expected. He knew better than to bother Slender with such trivial things. Toby was so focused on catching a fly, Jeff didn’t even think he actually heard the question. Asking Jane anything at all was always a risk, her eyebrows quick to raise. She slammed the door in his face, the pale killer left alone in the hallway. Jeff was out of options, his attention turning to the proxies.
They were in the training hall, being in tip top shape a core part of being a proxy. There was always a bit of a strain between Jeff and the proxies, due to Jeff being too insane to be converted into one of them. He knew what the thought process was. The duo were slightly bitter that it hadn’t gone the way Slender had originally wanted. If it had, he would’ve had no purpose for them. They would’ve had the privilege of pursuing normal lives and not even having the slightest idea any supernatural entities existed.
Hoodie lifted an axe, throwing it at the target’s Clockwork had made ages ago. The paint was beginning to fade, the wood chipped and shredded from hours of practice. “Masky. Hoodie,” Jeff greeted blandly. The axe landed on the bulls eye, the dirty blonde stepping behind Masky to allow him to throw. “What do you want?” Masky huffed. Jeff stood there awkwardly, his hands in his pockets. Asking human proxies for help was as painful as walking on hot coals to him.
“Where did Y/n go?” Jeff asked point blank. Masky’s aim was lethal, the axe landing dead center on top of Hoodie’s. Masky huffed as he shrugged off his mask, wiping his forehead. “Ask Google, you’ll have better luck there,” He replied. The two watched Hoodie collect the axes from the wooden board. “Very funny. I don’t believe for a second no one in this mansion knows where she went. She’s lived here for years,” Jeff argued. He crossed his arms sassily, Masky’s face was stone cold and hardening with each passing second. “Maybe you should consider that everyone knows, but no one is going to tell you,” Masky retorted. Jeff raised his eyebrows.
“Why wouldn’t anyone tell me?” He questioned.
Masky took his axe from Hoodie, giving him a quick nod. “Because you’re a pale slimeball who would stick his dick in a cactus if it came down to it,” Masky spat. Jeff went to launch himself at the brunette, his partner quick to stand in front of him. Hoodie towered over both Masky and Jeff, his height and leanness his main attributes in combat. Jeff gritted his teeth, clenching his teeth. “Yeah? Fuck you! Human piece of shit,” Jeff exclaimed, stomping out of the training room. He found himself wondering around the mansion, out of people to ask.
Forcing himself into the backyard to tend to Smile, he ran into Sally. She sat on the back porch, her attention centered on her dollhouse. Jeff slumped into one of the rocking chairs on the back porch, watching Smile tauntingly play with a rabbit. His obsidian eyes wondered over to Sally’s dollhouse, the dolls in her hands resembling the mansions residents. He leaned over, an obvious Ben doll and Jane doll in her hands. “Whatcha got going on Sal?” Jeff asked curiously. Sally shrugged, playing with the Ben doll and guiding it up the toy staircase. “Playing with my dolls,” She responded. Her tattered teddy bear sat beside her, but Jeff knew better than to look in his direction.
“Are those supposed to be us?” Jeff asked her. He never really knew how to talk to kids. Minus the fact you couldn’t yell or insult them. “Yeah,” Sally hummed, setting Bens doll aside and picking up Toby’s. They were all freakishly life like, Jeff’s eyes narrowing. “Where’s my doll?” He asked. Sally pointed to the top room of the dollhouse. A replica of Jeff was lying on the floor, his painted eyes staring at the ceiling. “Why am I up there?” Jeff questioned. He had never thought twice about Sally playing with toys. After all, she was just a kid. But there seemed to be a double meaning going on here.
“You’re sad about Y/n leaving, aren’t you?” She asked. Her big green eyes met his, the killer uncomfortably shifting in his seat. “I uh, well, I guess so,” Jeff stumbled out, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. He looked around the dollhouse for your doll, noticing its absence. “Hey Sal where did you get these dolls from?” Jeff asked. Sally pointed at Mr.Bear, her long time psychotic supernatural teddy bear companion. Jeff’s eyes narrowed, realizing his thought process was a long shot from being true. “Where’s Y/n’s doll?” Jeff questioned. Sally pointed at the woods, leafs rustling and falling from the trees.
Jeff quickly rose from his seat, patting Sally’s hair. “Thanks kiddo,” He said sincerely, dashing into the woods. Slenderman’s forest was always risky to travel through, The Rake an uncontrollable force that was to be reckoned with. During the day it was typically asleep, the sunlight beaming on Jeff’s pale skin. Even with that being said, it was never a good idea to go into the forest alone. It was apart of the reason EJ moved back inside of the mansion after an unfortunate run in outside of his remote cabin. It suddenly made sense to Jeff. You were staying in the same cabin Jack once did. It was the only one out here. It was the only place nearby you’d be able to stay.
The pale killer couldn’t get to you fast enough, his lungs desperately inhaling gulps of air as he got to the cabins front porch. He noted the porch being freshly swept, as well as patio furniture decorating it. Jack was never one for decoration. This alone was a sign you were here. Jeff knocked on the door, straightening out his spine and clearing his throat. He stood there anxiously as you opened the door, your eyes widening in surprise. You went to shut the door, Jeff’s foot blocking it from closing. “Wait!” He exclaimed. You slowly pulled open the door, raising your eyebrows.
“I only opened this door because I thought you were Masky bringing me food. What do you want Jeff?” You questioned harshly. Jeff didn’t know how to explain it. The weird sensation that sparked in his chest when he was around you. Or thought about you. The way he couldn’t escape wondering what you were doing or how you were. “I-I think I love you, or something,” Jeff stuttered. You looked at your tall enemy, folding your arms. “You think? Were you thinking that when you stuck your dick into Nina?” You hissed. Jeff rubbed his temple, as if his head was hurting. “It’s not like that okay? That was a complete accident,” Jeff answered.
“Oh okay, so she tripped and fell and landed on your dick?”
You went to close the door again, this time Jeff’s hand stopping it. His slender fingers attempted to grip the wood like his life depended on it.
“You are the first person I think of when I wake up. You are the last person I think about before I go to sleep. I can’t stop thinking about you and I don’t fucking understand it. I miss bickering with you. I miss fighting with you. I miss your witty comebacks and smart ass remarks. Fucking hell, do you have any idea what you do to me?” Jeff rambled. He ran his fingers through his hair, shoving it out of his face. “I hate, no, I despise the idea of you being with anyone else. I can’t fucking stand it. I can’t stand the idea of someone else touching what’s mine,” Jeff continued. He cleared his throat, his obsidian eyes finally meeting yours. “I hate the way you make me feel, I hate you,” He said softly. He couldn’t bring himself to say he loved you again.
He couldn’t and he wouldn’t.
He awaited your response, your folded arms falling.
“I hate you too Jeffrey,” You replied gently. You tugged on the collar of his hoodie, pulling his lips to yours. His kisses were rough and uncontrolled, the pale killer having a hard time keeping his lips off of yours. He didn’t want to take a breath, nor did he want to let you breathe. Jeff grabbed the door, awkwardly shutting it behind him. You guided him towards the couch, your knees buckling as you hit the side. His large hands wondered down to your waist, gripping the flesh. You groaned hungrily into his mouth, his hands slithering downwards and massaging your ass.
He pushed you downwards, your back hitting the cushions of the couch. Jeff was on you in an instant, his lips straying from yours. “Gotta let everyone know you’re mine,” Jeff grumbled. He nibbled at your neck, before sucking harshly at your sweet spot. Your hips bucked upwards, your teeth biting your bottom lip. “Go on, be as loud as you want doll. No one can hear ya,” Jeff snickered, dragging his tongue up the side of your neck. He shoved your dress towards your torso, your bare cunt on display. “No panties? Fuck, you’re a dirty whore,” Jeff observed. He took his index and middle finger, teasingly dragging them up your slick.
“And you’re this wet for me? I’ve hardly even touched you,” Jeff mused. He smirked as he lowered himself between your thighs, shoving those same two fingers into your cunt. Your gummy walls squeezed his digits tightly, his name falling off of your lips like a mantra. “There she is. There’s my filthy slut,” Jeff chuckled darkly. He curled his fingers inside of you, relishing in the sound of you moaning his name. “I bet Ben couldn’t make you feel like this. Could he doll?” Jeff purred. You whined as he slowed his fingers down. Aggravated he removed his fingers, delivering a sharp slap to your folds before shoving them back inside of you.
“You’ll answer my questions when I ask them bitch.”
“Only you- fuck- you make me feel so-” You slurred, stumbling over every other word. Jeff attached his lips to your needy clit, satisfied as you grinded your cunt against his face pathetically. You were so desperate to get off. To have him get you off. It only made his cock harder. He lapped at your juices like a starving man, his fingers never slowing for a second. He adored being like this, head buried between your thighs and fingers buried inside of you. You felt your stomach begin to tighten, your core throbbing. “F-f-fuck right fucking there! Fuck, Jeff!” You moaned, grinding your hips against his face as you came.
Jeff emerged from your thighs with a cocky grin, crawling upwards towards you. You gripped his hoodie, flipping the two of you. Jeff’s back hit the couch, his obsidian eyes watching you curiously. He put his hands behind his head, his pupils blown with lust as he watched you fiddle with his belt. “There’s not a better view in the world than this,” Jeff muttered. You found his words sweet and endearing, heat dashing across your cheeks as you shoved his jeans down his legs. “Shut up,” You mumbled. You hovered yourself over Jeff’s thick cock, giving it a few pumps. The man underneath you nearly whimpered, your lips curling up into a smile.
You felt so awkward, despite having been in this position with Jeff countless times before. But this time was different. He didn’t look at you with hatred, but with something else. His large hands guided your hips, guiding you down on his cock. You threw your head back, whimpering. “So tight f’me,” Jeff grumbled. He could feel your walls spasming around him, struggling to accommodate to his size. He lifted up your dress, pride washing over him as he saw the outline of his cock through your stomach. “Look at that doll, look at how deep I am,” Jeff told you. He helped you lift your dress over your head, your fingertips tracing over the shape of his cock. Jeff guided your hips to roll against his, pleasantly surprised with your submission.
“Next time i’ll make sure we can see it through your throat too. But for now I need to fuck you stupid,” Jeff purred. You gripped his shoulders as you began to move, bouncing up and down on his cock. The sight of you falling apart on top of him was sending the pale killer into a frenzy. Your eyes were screwed shut, your bottom tip tucked in between your teeth. Jeff glanced down at his shaft, noticing your arousal coating his cock. “My my, such a filthy whore. Making a mess on my cock like this,” Jeff panted. In a flash he flipped the two of you over, shoving your legs over his shoulders.
With your ankles dangling beside his head he smirked, leaning forward. “Look at me as I fuck you doll. You’re mine. Understand?” Jeff huffed. You forced your eyes to open, his cock ramming into you mercilessly. His fingers gripped your thighs so tightly you swore you’d have bruises in the shape of his fingers in the morning. You slid your hands under his hoodie, digging your nails into his back. “And you’re mine,” You babbled, dragging them down his back.
He groaned at the painful sensation, his cock abusing your g spot. You could feel your legs burn as he slammed into you, both of you moaning messes. His shaggy jet black hair stuck to his forehead with each thrust, muttering strings of curses under his breath. You could feel your final orgasm coming, your legs trembling. Jeff relished in the sight of them trembling by his head, a cocky smirk dancing across his lips. “Go on doll, make a mess on my cock,” He chuckled. He leaned forward, his breath hot against your ear. His hips were unstoppable, whimpers escaping your lips.
“Just know if you cum on my cock i’m going to fill you to the fucking brim,” Jeff grunted. He nibbled on your earlobe, your eyes rolling into the back of your head. “F-f-fuck Jeff,” You whimpered. Jeff could feel your walls squeezing him, your thighs squeezing his waist. “Go on doll, I know you want it,” He whispered. It was then the cord inside of you came undone, your mouth running dry as you came around his cock. Your legs shook violently, your juices coating his lower half. “I just made you squirt for the first time huh? Let’s see if I can make you do it again,” Jeff chuckled darkly. You whined as he slithered his hand to your clit, drawing fast circles around the swollen bud.
“O-oh! Fuck! It’s too much,” You cried. Jeff could feel the beads of blood you were extracting from his back as you held on for dear life. His thrust had never stopped, his hips never failing to snap into yours. “You’re doing so good for me doll, just one more,” Jeff huffed. You felt your vision growing hazy, your sinful noises babbles of curses and Jeff’s name. You then came again, squirting around his cock. Jeff’s thrust came to a sudden halt, his cock twitching keep inside of you. You could feel his warm cum flooding your cunt, your thighs trembling as he took them off of his shoulders.
He removed his cock from you, watching his seed spill out of your abused hole. With two fingers he pushed his cum back inside of you, your whimpers music to his ears. “Can’t have that going anywhere now can we?” Jeff purred. In a swift motion he picked you up bridal style, carrying you further into the cabin. “What are you doing?” You asked softly. You laid your head against his chest, the killer carrying you as if you were as light as a feather.
“To get you cleaned up doll face. You’re mine now, and I’m going to treat you like it.”
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Longlegs: Hmm.... *SPOILERS*
PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE! Don't let me ruin it for you!
Tbh I found out I might lose my job today so that may have affected my ability to watch this movie and think critically. There is a LOT of thinking involved this movie. Overall, I'd say most people would have to watch this twice to fully understand (I will certainly watch again). I liked what I understood, but I would not go as far as to say "Movie of the Year" like some. Why are people NOT saying that this movie is so similar in tone and (sort of) plot to Sinister? It's like, religious Sinister. And I fucking LOVE Sinister.
Cinematically? Chef's kiss. Score? Chef's fucking kiss. Smooch, even. The use of aspect ratio made it far more understandable and I appreciate that. The mood of the cinematography was clear and consistent. The score ties you down to your seat. I was definitely immersed.
Nicolas Cage's appearance: Meh. I HATE that it is meh. He played a creepy guy very well, and I suppose they had to make him look like a regular guy plot-wise. I knew the "Maika Monroe's heartbeat when she saw Cage in costume for the first time!" was gimmicky, and I played in anyway. Ugh. It was serving Jeff the Killer. He felt a little corny, especially in the polaroid scene.
There are a lot of "HOLY SHIT what was that???" moments. The background is just as important as the foreground in a lot of scenes, which is.... disorienting, I guess. I found it hard to get the full picture of what's happening because these ambiguous shapes and silhouettes are taking away from like, what I thought were significant plot points. Throwing in a few, absolutely. But this felt like there were maybe 10+ moments like that.
All in all: This movie keeps your attention the whole time. The opening scene is fucking electric. Solid 7 out of 10, it could be a 9 out of 10 if I understood the missing pieces. Minus 1 point for multiple distracting foreground/background scenes.
Questions I still have:
Carrie Anne: Why was her family's execution so fucked up? Why would they go through with it if she was not there? This is somewhere I may have missed something.
Why on earth would the FBI give Lee a psychic test? Do they actually do that? I mean, for being psychic, nobody fucking listened to her.
What is the significance of the number 6 on the clock in Lee's home in that whole scene where her doll gets shot? If it's just a simple like "ooooh devil 666" that's a little annoying.
Where the fuck are the other dolls from the other murder scenes? What usually happens to them?
Did Agent Carter know he was the next family? Is that why he had such a visceral reaction to Lee's suggestion of an accomplice?
What the fuck happened to her when her doll got shot? Did she lose her "psychic" ability?
Sorry if you read all of this, it's a lot. I'm using this as an excuse to not think about how I might lose my job :) The mega plus is that it was a very fun date night with my husband <3
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The Betrayer | Chapter Ten: The Swing of Things

You fucked up. Badly.
Pairing: Albert Wesker/F!Reader, Chris Redfield/F!Reader
Tags: Fluff, Violence, Injury, Death Mention
Notes: Woof. It has been over a year since I last updated this fic, and I am SO sorry. In that time, a lot has happened in my life, including graduating from college with a bachelor's degree and a slew of health (both mental and physical) issues that are still ongoing. I can't promise that my updating will be consistent or quick in any capacity, but I hope this quells you guys' fears that I have "given up" on this fic lol. My sincere hope is that I will someday finish it, even if it takes many many years. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this addition! I suppose you can consider it somewhat of a "filler" chapter, but I genuinely believe even the more fun chapters still have a degree of important plot (even if it doesn't appear that way at first, as I love adding "blink and you miss it" moments that are either call backs, foreshadowing, or easter eggs lol). Please let me know what you think and if you have any theories! I love reading those! Have a good one, y'all!
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Day 33; Haddonfield
You leaned against the shed wall as you desperately tried to regain your breath, heart beating wildly in your chest.
You were in the middle of a trial in Haddonfield with Laurie, Mikaela, and Jeff, three out of the five generators needed to power the exit gates finished, when a looming figure had appeared behind you as your group scoured for the next one.
He would have gotten you too, if Laurie hadn’t turned just in time to see him lunging for you, his kitchen knife barely missing your shoulder as she pointed behind you and screamed, making you duck.
The four of you scattered after that, losing each other as the Entity’s chosen killer for the evening seemed to pop in and out of existence due to his silent steps, the moonlight and the glow from the completed gens making his deathly pale mask somehow more haunting.
It was eerie that someone so large could sneak up on you like that.
You were reminded of what your father once warned you about mountain lions:
“You won’t know they’re hunting you until they're ready to pounce.”
The thought made you shiver.
The other survivors called him “The Shape”.
A name so… vague… shouldn’t have instilled so much terror in you. And yet.
But Laurie told you his real name just a couple weeks prior as the two of you were hanging your laundry to dry.
You had been chatting idly about your pasts, and you had foolishly asked her if there was a killer in the realm that was brought with her.
“Yes,” she replied quietly.
You waited for her to continue, but it was silent for several moments. You looked over at her after clipping your bed sheets to the clothesline and could see her staring at the ground, brows furrowed.
“I’m sorry, you don’t have to tell me,” you assured her.
She jumped when you gently placed your hand on her shoulder and she finally turned to you. “Michael. Michael Myers.”
You looked at her questioningly, not recalling that name being mentioned before.
She continued, “He’s the one they call ‘The Shape’. He…” There was another pause as she swallowed, hard. “He killed my friends and very nearly killed me. Ruined my life in a single night, can you believe that? Halloween, of all days. I’ll never be able to enjoy that holiday again without looking over my shoulder. If I ever get back home to experience it, that is.”
All of the killers in the realm gave you a chill when you were told about them, but something about this silent stalker scared you more than most. More than Wesker. Hell, even more than Ghost Face.
You had been fortunate in the month since first arriving in the realm that you hadn’t faced the Shape. You supposed luck always runs out eventually. Ironic, considering your nickname.
Though facing off against any killer could hardly be counted as fortune. In the five trials you had endured since your very first, you had only survived two. And barely, at that.
You couldn’t stop yourself from recalling those nights, the memories of your deaths in particular causing bile to rise up in your throat.
The Hillbilly and his chainsaw ripped you clean in half.
The Pig’s contraption locked onto your head had split your skull apart.
The Doctor and his electric baton shocked you until you bit off your own tongue and choked on it.
But you had still survived twice. You had to remind yourself of that.
You had been beaten and hooked by the Wraith, the agony of the strange weapon (made of human bones, it seemed, though it was hard to tell in the dark) being whipped across your face and the way the hook tore through the meat of your shoulder made you feel an ache just at the thought, but you had gotten out alive.
Your run-in with the Nurse had been much more successful. She still got a hit in on you, but you managed to get out of that trial with just a nasty gash across your chest. It very nearly got infected when you returned to camp, but Rebecca’s careful hand (and Chris’s watchful gaze) dealt with that promptly.
You were getting better with every trial, and that gave you hope.
You had always been a quick study, after all.
You took a deep, calming breath and slid your spine across the chipping paint of the shed, peeking your head around to see if the coast was clear.
You weren’t sure where everyone else went, but considering no screams had been heard echoing across the large (yet still somehow claustrophobic) “arena”, you took that as a good sign.
There was no indication of the massive killer, so you made your way slowly and quietly to the street, praying desperately that he wouldn’t find you again.
You skimmed your vision over the area as you ducked behind the car in front of you, the flashing lights of the police cruiser nearby hurting your eyes.
It was strange, you felt, how this seemingly normal looking neighborhood could turn into such a breeding ground for terror. It was almost nostalgic how typically suburban it appeared, and that only made it worse.
You grew up in a place just like it, after all.
There’s one, you thought to yourself as you spotted a generator nestled beside a roadblock at the end of the street. It was out in the open, but it would be easier to spot the killer with one of the exit gates at your back. He’d be less likely to creep up behind you, at least.
You made a beeline for it, surveying your surroundings to avoid being caught unawares, before skidding to a halt beside it.
You nearly leapt out of your skin when Jeff popped his head up from the other end, probably checking to make sure you weren’t the killer coming to collect.
“Hey,” came his whispered greeting as you knelt beside him, his large hands carefully but expertly going through the motions of repair.
“Hey there,” you replied breathlessly.
You offered him a smile, but the expression was tight. You got straight to work.
“Have you seen the others?” he questioned after a few moments.
You shook your head. “Not since we got separated.”
He let out a quiet exhale of barely concealed distress but remained quiet as the gen got closer and closer to completion.
You liked Jeff. He was a gentle giant, and a reserved one at that.
You were first acquainted when the two of you were partnered in the chore rotation, boiling the water brought in from a group of other survivors and lugging it to the barn for the very long-winded filtration process.
He had seemed like a tough guy between his large stature and full beard, but once you started chatting, he was quick to open up about his love of rock music and artistic abilities. You bonded almost immediately over Iron Maiden and Metallica and jokingly asked him to “paint me like one of your French girls”, cackling at the blush that bloomed in his cheeks.
He had shown you his sketchbook shortly after, and you were in awe of his talent, never having been much of an artist yourself.
You thought of Kitty and how you and your family used to say she would grow up to be the next Da Vinci with all of her little doodles scattered around the house.
You supposed now you’d never know. It made your heart ache.
The gen came to life under your touch, the noise of it fully starting up jarring you from your thoughts.
Jeff motioned for you to follow him, the two of you expeditious in leaving the area to avoid being discovered by the Shape.
You made your way down the street, opting to slink behind the row of houses instead of remaining out in the open.
You came across Mikaela bent over what the others called a totem; a horrific mix of sticks, twine, and human skulls.
A rumble echoed across the trial grounds as your surroundings lit up a soft blue.
So there was magic in the Entity’s realm.
You had laughed out loud when Mikaela had first explained it to you, thinking it was some kind of prank. The severe look she gave you made your eyes widen in shock.
You shouldn’t have been surprised, considering everything else you had learned of this place, but the concept of magic seemed almost silly.
But then your fourth trial was with the young redhead, and you would have bled out if she had not utilized one of her “boons”, which miraculously helped to close the wound left by the hook. Not so silly anymore.
You had asked her after that particular event why she didn’t use her supernatural abilities to heal injuries in the camp, and she explained she couldn’t access her powers outside of trials despite all her efforts.
“Right, of course,” you had replied, bitterness seeping from your tone. “Typical Entity bullshit.”
“Laurie’s inside that house working on a gen,” the self-proclaimed witch informed you, pointing at the building in question as she stood up.
You noticed the cut across her arm then, watching as the skin stitched itself back together within moments.
“I’ll go help her,” you said, pulling your attention from the mind-bending sight. “Why don’t you two find another one to work on in the meantime, in case he catches us before we finish.”
They nodded at your words and crept off to do just that, leaving you alone once more.
You made your way quietly into the house and up the stairs, finding Laurie with a wrench in her hands, hard at work. She turned to you and smiled tersely in greeting as you dropped into position beside her.
There wasn’t much left to do before the machine would be repaired, and you were confident it could be finished in no time.
Oh, how wrong you were.
Before you knew what was happening, a large hand grabbed you by the neck, the scream brewing in your throat wilting as you were yanked off the generator and thrown into the wall behind it.
The wind was knocked out of you and you were dazed by your skull thudding against the wood paneling of the room. You heard yelling—probably Laurie—as that same hand came back around your throat and lifted you off the ground.
You dangled helplessly, unable to breathe, and you were suddenly reminded of Wesker’s tendrils from weeks prior.
A surge of panic flooded through you as you stared at the white mask, the flickering light of the unfinished gen glinting off his knife.
You grabbed desperately at his wrist, knowing the Shape’s strength was far too great to loosen his grip, even with your jagged nails ripping into his skin.
He brandished the knife, the blade directed right at your midsection, and you braced for the sharp pain of it slicing through your flesh.
To your shock—and relief—the killer had released his hold on you and you slid to the ground, desperately trying to suck air into your lungs.
You were able to focus just enough to see Laurie hanging from his back, trying to strangle him with her arms wound tightly around his neck.
Unfortunately, he grabbed her by the hair, ripping her off of him and throwing her onto the floor.
Looking for any way to fight off the killer before he could murder Laurie, you found a screwdriver on the ground, tossed out of her toolbox when it was kicked over in the tussle.
You lunged for it, gripping it tightly and ramming with your full weight into the Shape’s form. He was built like a brick wall, but you managed to stab the screwdriver into the junction between his shoulder and neck, quickly yanking it out to watch him rear back, deep voice groaning in pain as a fountain of blood squirted from the wound.
A sick sort of satisfaction rushed through you to see him suffer, even a little bit. You didn’t like that you felt that way, but you brushed it off. He had done much, much worse. It was deserved.
You had just enough time to grab Laurie’s hand and pull her to her feet before he was after you, running out of the front door and into the street to get away from the psychopath hot on your heels.
“This way!” Laurie told you, pointing at the house straight ahead. “We can split up when we get there and vault the windows on either side!”
You nodded, releasing her hand as you dashed into the living room of the aforementioned building.
She rushed to the back, leaping over the window to the right, and you immediately went through the left.
Fortunately for Laurie but unfortunately for you, Michael was laser-focused on reaching you first, probably to make you pay for your little stunt.
He was uncomfortably close as you continued to sprint away from him, desperate to lose him as you weaved in and out of buildings, diving over ledges and flinging pallets to slow him down.
It only seemed to make him angrier.
To your relief, you heard the telltale alarm of the exit gates being powered up, hoping that you and your teammates could manage to escape.
You made the mistake of glancing back, the massive man’s knife poised to strike the moment he could get near enough.
You stumbled, your fear locking up your legs for only a moment, but it was enough of a delay for him to reach you.
A fence was right in front of you, and you knew you only had a second to act as his knife soared through the air, aimed right at your spine.
You dove to the side of the fence, his blade embedding into the rotting wood, and you scrambled up and away as he used his brute strength to rip it right out.
It didn’t grant you much distance, but it was enough.
You barrelled back onto the street just in time to see the exit gate opening, and you made a break for it, the other three survivors spotting you and desperately motioning for you to join them.
As you neared, however, you saw the horror bloom on their faces, their eyes trained on what was behind you.
You knew exactly what that meant.
“GO!” you screamed, and they heeded your words, spinning and sprinting out of the gate and into the empty field beyond it.
I’m so close, you thought. Come on! COME ON!
Your legs burned and your lungs felt like they were full of fire, unable to get enough air to properly breathe, but you knew you couldn’t stop now.
You could feel him behind you—hear the grunt that slipped from under his mask as he made to grab you, his large fingers brushing against the back of your shirt.
And then, as his dirty, blunt nails dug into the fabric…
You burst out of the gate and into freedom.
You heard the roar of pure rage and looked behind you, the Shape pressing his hand to an invisible wall that kept him from pursuing you further, his knuckles going white as he gripped his knife with inhuman strength.
You didn’t stop running.
You ran until you reached the edge of the field, engulfed in a thick black fog.
You ran until you felt like your lungs would finally burst.
You ran until a soft light pierced through the cold, wet darkness surrounding you.
And only when the mist faded, giving way to the safety of the camp, did you finally stop.
You collapsed to the ground in front of the fire, gasping for air through crazed, triumphant laughs that you couldn’t prevent escaping your mouth.
“Lucky!” Chris shouted as he made it to your side, dropping next to you and grabbing your face to look you in the eyes.
He said nothing, but you knew what he was thinking.
“I survived,” you managed to get out through heaves and giggles. “I survived the fucking Shape.”
You heard a collection of cheers from all around you, Chris grinning as several survivors approached—including your teammates—and clapped you on the back or ruffled your hair.
When you finally caught your breath, Chris helped you to your feet.
You smiled as you faced the others.
“Hell yeah!” Carlos whooped. “Now that’s what I’m fucking talking about!”
“Good job,” Leon congratulated.
“Yeah, girl, like holy shit!” Claire exclaimed from beside him.
Whether from the praise or the adrenaline still pumping through your veins, you felt a dizzying sort of joy.
You really made it out alive. And this time, with only a handful of bruises to show for it.
“Come on, Lucky, sit down for a while. Get some rest,” Chris told you, urging you over to a nearby log.
There was a buzz in the camp, everyone excitedly chatting about the rare full-party survival of your group.
It reminded you of your days in S.T.A.R.S., how you and your team would celebrate another mission well done.
You could almost see Joseph in the way Carlos ribbed Steve. Richard in the way Leon rubbed the back of his neck as he talked with Ada. Edward in Felix checking on Mikaela.
It made you feel both warm and melancholic.
Chris grounded you, as he always did, by wrapping his muscular arm around you, pulling you into him.
He kissed your temple, speaking lowly so that only you could hear him, “I’m proud of you, baby.”
You felt heat crawl across your face, whispering almost shyly in return, “Thank you.”
You sat together for a while after that, the survivors settling down.
Yoichi and Haddie left to start dinner and Chris only got up when they had finished, telling you to stay where you sat so he could get you your food.
You used to argue when he did this, feeling embarrassed by the special treatment. He told you early on that he wanted you to feel special because, to him, you were.
The notion was sweet and no one else seemed to really care, so you agreed to let him. He had done it every day now, unless he was the one serving the meals.
How very typical of him, always putting you first.
You watched him get into the line, smiling softly at your doting… whatever he was to you.
The two of you hadn’t put a name to it yet. You weren’t opposed to calling him your “boyfriend”, but it felt ridiculous with how little it conveyed just what he meant to you.
Besides, what you had was still fairly new and despite being physically intimate, you wanted to take this slow. You had all the time in the world, after all.
You could almost laugh thinking about the morning after the two of you first slept together.
It started out nice and romantic waking up next to him, his strong arms holding you close as he kissed you slowly. But you had asked to keep your little tryst to yourselves for a while—to feel out what it was you had—and he agreed.
However, that was near instantly trampled the moment you left your room, Carlos clapping Chris on the back, Jill and Rebecca sharing knowing looks, Ada complaining to you about the noise, and Claire clocking the bruise on your neck as a hickey when she saw it.
Chris was sheepish and you were embarrassed, but he had thrown an arm around you, telling you that you might as well own it.
It was strange to have something like this out in the open after years of keeping your relationships under wraps.
You and Kevin thought it better to hide what you had for the sake of the job, only letting loose in front of friends and family. The man had never been the most outwardly affectionate anyway, preferring to show you his love behind closed doors.
And you and Wesker? Well, that was a whole other can of worms.
It was nice to be shown affection so blatantly in front of other people and that Chris didn’t care if they saw him kissing or holding you.
You were stiff at first, unused to it, but the ease with which he touched you and pulled you close eventually had you melting.
Of course, the more intimate moments were hidden from view, usually in your bedroom or his, though the occasional tug inside a closet or bathroom wasn’t uncommon.
Frankly, you were both insatiable, unable to keep your hands off of each other when you weren’t burdened by chores and the daily trials.
You two were happy—as much as you could be in this place—and you wanted to keep it that way.
Your thoughts were scattered when Laurie appeared before you, gently tapping your shoulder to gain your attention.
“Hey,” you greeted jovially.
“Hey,” she replied, voice sweet, “I just wanted to say thank you for saving me in the trial. I thought for sure I was done for. I’m sorry he went after you when we split up.”
“Don’t sweat it. You saved me first anyway, remember? I think we can call us even. Besides, it’s not your fault he picked me to terrorize.”
She smiled at you. “Still, I’m glad you were there and that you got out safe. You must be our lucky charm or something.”
You laughed. “I don’t know about that, but I’ll take a win when I see one.”
Chris returned, holding out a plate to you, and Laurie simply squeezed your shoulder fondly before wandering to the back of the line. You saw Steve sidle up next to her, trying to look cool as he chatted her up.
You rolled your eyes before turning your attention to the man beside you, taking the meal with gratitude and a brief kiss on the lips. You wondered if you’d ever get used to that.
“What was that about?” he asked conversationally, digging a fork into his food.
“Oh, just talking about the trial. I saved her from the killer after she saved me.”
“How so?”
You explained to him what occurred, reminded of the way Michael’s blood spewed out of him like a fountain—the way you felt a sadistic glee that it was you that spilled it.
You kept that bit to yourself, but Chris saw the way your brows furrowed, because of course he did. He was a lot more observant now than he once was, especially concerning you.
“What’s wrong?” he asked.
You took a breath in, unsure of how to answer, when Ace called out to the group, unknowingly rescuing you from a talk you weren’t ready to have. You both turned to face him, his arms full of various bottles of alcoholic drinks.
“Who wants to party?!”
Many survivors excitedly cheered in response, gathering around the table Ace placed the bottles and a stack of cups upon.
Carlos and Jill came up beside you, the former looking down between you and Chris. “How about it, you guys want a drink?”
You stood up, holding your empty plate in your hands as you replied, “You’re joking, right? After the trial I just had, I need one.”
Your small group chuckled, Chris standing as well and taking your used dish. “Pour me something, Lucky. I’ll go put these away.”
He leaned in and kissed your cheek before walking off, and you caught the way Jill’s eyes shined and Carlos smirked at the action.
“What?” you asked, narrowing your gaze.
“Oh, nothing at all,” Jill replied, smiling wide.
“Just that you two are so darn cute,” Carlos added, pinching your cheek and cooing. “Young love, am I right?”
You smacked his hand away. “Whoa there, no one said anything about love.”
Carlos clicked his tongue, pulling away his hand as the three of you made it over to the table to fix your drinks. “Denial is a river in Egypt, you know.”
You scoffed at the stupid jest. “And you’re too young to be making dad jokes.”
“Hey, I might not be a dad,” he started before wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, “but the ladies still call me Papi. Isn’t that right, Jill?”
She elbowed him hard in the side, making him yip in response. “I think you should shut your mouth now.”
You laughed as he grumbled, taking two glasses and filling one with whiskey—as Chris would prefer—and the other with rum, which was more up your alley.
Chris returned and you handed him his drink with a smile, turning around just in time to see Claire reach for an empty cup.
The man glared at his sister, voice stern as he said, “Absolutely not.”
“Seriously?” she questioned with a huff. “You know I drank in college, right?”
You could see Chris bristle at that. You knew Claire being flippant about her education was something of a sore spot for him.
Their parents died when he was fourteen—not much older than you had been when you lost your mother—and the two of them were forced to live with their uncle whom neither of them liked very much and was rarely around to take care of them.
Chris had to grow up quick, and he did everything in his power to give Claire a good life, even at the expense of his own. Nearly every penny he earned from the moment he started working went towards her; new clothes before every semester, birthday and Christmas gifts, school supplies—everything she needed, plenty of things she wanted.
But he had always been lax with her, nearly to the point of spoiling her rotten. This change in demeanor was strange to you and you wondered where it stemmed from.
“Well, you should have been focusing on your studies, not partying,” he admonished.
Claire wasn’t having it, clearly fed up with her older brother’s behavior. “I can do both.”
“C’mon, Chris,” you coaxed. “She’s a grown-up now and it’s not like there’s a legal drinking age in this place. What’re you gonna do? Call the cops? Arrest her yourself?”
He rolled his eyes, but you could sense him relaxing as the logic of your words dawned on him. “Alright, alright. Go ahead. But don’t be stupid about it.”
With an appreciative smile towards you, she grabbed her cup. “We’ve got a lot in common, big bro, but not that.”
He scoffed in offense, turning to you as his sister trotted off with her spoils. “You hear that? Teenagers.”
You chuckled, raising your glass to him. “Can’t live with 'em.”
He grinned, clinking his cup to yours. “Amen to that.”
Rebecca sidled up to you, her own drink in hand.
“I like to think I’m not that bad,” she teased.
“Yeah, that’s because you’re a nerd and like, ridiculously responsible for your age,” you told her lightheartedly, bumping her shoulder with yours.
She gave you a faux pout before breaking into laughter, bumping you back. “I’m gonna pretend you didn’t call me a nerd.”
Not everyone decided to join in on the alcohol consumption, but the survivors separated as usual, chatting amongst themselves. The teens hung out around the campfire, goofing off, and Ace even started a poker game that a few of the others joined in on.
Carlos, witnessing that, turned to your group of older adults from your world, which had settled down at a table near the medical facility. “How ‘bout we play a drinking game?”
“What, like beer pong?” Leon asked dubiously.
“Maybe Truth or Dare,” Ada teased with a smirk, making a blush rise to the young man’s face.
“No and no, though I like where your head’s at,” Carlos said. “I was thinking more along the lines of Never Have I Ever.”
“And how does one play this game?” Sheva asked with an amused chuckle.
“Someone says something they’ve never done, and everyone who’s done that thing has to take a swig. If no one has done it, the person who said it takes a drink instead,” Carlos explained. “So, who’s interested?”
“I’m down,” you offered, placing your elbows on the table in front of you. “What’s the worst that can happen?”
Carlos glanced around at the small gathering expectantly and they all agreed, some more hesitant than others.
The game started innocently enough, the whole group—except for Leon, due to him being more inexperienced—getting tipsy quickly.
Then, as it always did, it took a more raunchy turn.
“Never have I ever…” Sheva started, considering her next statement, “had sex in public.”
You and Chris shared a secretive look and you both bit back laughter as you took a hefty sip from your cups.
Ada and Carlos did, too, which didn’t surprise you, but everyone was shocked when Jill raised her glass to her lips.
“What?” she asked defensively. “The military was a weird time for me.”
Ada leaned forward because it was her turn, thinking of her own line as the group finished reeling from Jill’s admittance. “I’ll do you one better, Sheva. Never have I ever hooked up with someone on the job. And no, Leon, a kiss doesn’t count.”
You raised your brows as Leon opened and closed his mouth immediately, looking like an embarrassed fish.
You were vaguely aware they had some kind of history together, but it apparently went deeper than you initially thought.
You felt your heart ache for Claire, seeing why Chris was so concerned about her feelings for Leon.
Yikes on a bike.
Without thinking, you tossed back your cup in response to Ada, the only person in the group to do so.
When you looked around with a drunken smile on your face, the expression dropped like your stomach as you realized your mistake.
It was clear that Carlos, Ada, and Leon assumed it was Chris you were referring to, and if Sheva knew otherwise, she clearly didn’t understand the problem with your revelation.
Jill, however, stared at you with furrowed brows, and you could see her trying to piece together who it might be.
You gulped as you glanced at Chris beside you, who had tensed up, his features that were previously open and relaxed turning stony as he met your gaze.
That sobered you immediately.
You fucked up. Badly.
Neither of them knew of your relationship with Kevin in the past, feeling it was unnecessary and a threat to your job security if you admitted you had a long-term relationship with your former partner.
However, it wasn’t Kevin that you had sex with at work, and you were almost tempted to lie and say it was.
Because you definitely couldn’t tell them it was Wesker.
“Well, that was fun,” you claimed as you stood, hoping you could get away from this situation before it blew up in your face. “But I think it’s time I head to bed.”
“Yeah, me too. Don’t want a hangover,” Chris said, voice gruff.
You swallowed thickly as he looked at you. You couldn’t tell what he was thinking, but it probably wasn’t good.
You weren’t ready for this conversation. However, he clearly was.
Tersely, you said goodnight to the group, their expressions perplexed by the awkward tension that now fell over you.
Chris gave them a noncommittal wave, following after you as you trudged into the medical facility and into your room, anxiety swelling inside of you with every step.
Once inside, Chris closed the door, not facing you when he asked lowly, “Are you going to tell me who it was?”
You took in a sharp breath, already picking at your cuticles as you replied, “It doesn’t matter. That was a long time ago.”
Not exactly a lie. It had been nearly a year since you and Wesker had done something as risky as hook up in his office. It was the first and only time, as he made very clear.
Usually, it was in the safety of hotel rooms.
Chris turned abruptly, expression appalled. “You’re serious?”
“You sound like Claire earlier,” you said, trying to alleviate the tension.
“No, don’t do that,” he warned. “Don’t try to play this off.” He stepped forward and you eyed him warily. “I thought we were closer than this. I thought you could trust me.”
“Of course I trust you!” you exclaimed.
“Then why hide something like that from me? Worried I’d judge you?” His jaw was tight and you wanted nothing more than to hold his face in your hands, to go back to before you decided to play that stupid game.
You could at least admit to being with Kevin, lie and say it was him you had sex with on the job, but you couldn’t bring yourself to do it.
“Chris, I don’t want to tell you because it didn’t mean anything. It’s something I wish I could forget. Can you please let this go?” you were in near tears as you tried to explain yourself, not willing to relent and give him the information he was looking for.
This was still far too raw, and you had been more than happy to pretend your previous relationships were nonexistent while exploring this new one with the man standing in front of you, fists clenched at his sides.
He looked at you for a long moment, taking in your pleading expression and the way you tore the skin off your fingers in distress, and finally backed down. “Fine. You don’t have to tell me anything. I just… I want you to be honest with me.”
“And I am,” you assured him, closing the distance between you. “That part of my life? It’s not important anymore. In fact, I wish it never happened in the first place. It was stupid. I was stupid.”
He sighed, features softening as he allowed you to pull him into an embrace, his large hands sweeping across your face. “Alright, then. I’ll let it go.”
“Thank you,” you murmured, nuzzling into one of his palms. “And I’m sorry I upset you.”
“You’re lucky I can’t stay mad at you for very long,” he teased in a hushed voice, leaning down to press a kiss against your temple.
“You nicknamed me well,” you replied, grinning up at him as he pulled back.
He rolled his eyes, but that didn’t stop him from tugging you into his arms.
“C’mere,” he said, lips meeting your own fervently.
As you returned the kiss, the back of your knees hitting the bed while he led you further into the room, you knew your night wasn’t over yet.
***
September 14th, 1996; Raccoon City
“‘Bout time you showed up,” your brother admonished with a goofy grin, opening the front door of your family’s home to let you inside.
“Good to see you too, Tic,” you replied sardonically, ruffling his hair the moment you stepped over the threshold. “How’s school? You keeping out of trouble?”
He pushed your hand away, fixing the strands you had pulled out of shape before answering with a playfully annoyed tone, “It’s only been like two weeks, Sis. How much can change?”
You chuckled. “You’d be surprised.”
Although you got along with both of your siblings—even with the large gaps in age—your personalities were as different as they could be.
Tic, despite his sense of humor, was far more studious and careful than you ever were, taking his grades seriously. He was a popular kid too, becoming the rising star of Raccoon City High’s junior varsity soccer team. You often worried about his ability to juggle it all, but he hadn’t burned out yet.
Tic rolled his eyes good-naturedly at your response before changing the subject, “Anyway, I heard we’re expecting company tonight?”
“Sure are. My friend from work, Chris, and his sister, Claire.”
“No Kevin, then?” Tic already knew the answer, and you could hear the disappointment in his voice.
Although you and Kevin still talked occasionally, he hadn’t visited your family in weeks, and you knew they missed his near-constant presence almost as much as you did.
“No, he was busy this weekend,” you said, unsure if it was even a lie. “But hey, Claire’s only a couple years older than you. You two might get along.”
Your brother’s demeanor shifted, a mischievous smile forming. “Is she hot?”
You scoffed, gently smacking his shoulder. “She’s in college, dude. Don’t even think about it. At least until you’re eighteen.”
He fake pouted, rubbing his arm as if you’d maimed him. “Geez, fine. No need to bust my balls over it.”
Before you could comment on his crass reply, a blur of pink tulle came flying toward you at warp speed, the tiny body of your baby sister being launched into your arms.
“SISSY!” she bellowed as you gave her a big hug. “I thought you were never coming home!”
You laughed at such a ridiculous notion. “Now why would you think that, Kitty?”
“'Cause it’s been forever since last time,” she half-whined, as typically theatrical as any seven year old girl, you imagined.
“It’s only been two weeks.”
“You’d be surprised how much can change,” Tic interjected sarcastically.
“Oh, you’re about to get the worst noogie of your life,” you threatened, setting Kitty back onto the floor before making a grab for the collar of your brother’s shirt.
“It’s not my fault you're getting too old to remember what you said five seconds ago,” he replied as he deftly dodged your outstretched hand.
“You’re only making it worse for yourself,” you warned, Kitty giggling as you chased Tic down the hall.
Man, that kid was fast. It was unfair he was already taller than you at fifteen.
You were about to catch up when an evidently displeased voice called your name from the kitchen entryway, “Now that you’ve finally arrived, can you help me finish the dinner I’m making for your guests?”
Ah, your infinitely uptight stepmother was here to break up the fun, as usual. Though you couldn’t fault her this particular time. The Redfield siblings were indeed your responsibility tonight.
Your relationship with your stepmother was a… complex one, to say the least. She came at a time that was far too soon after your mother’s death, and it always felt as though she was trying desperately to replace her.
You wanted to hate her when you were younger—make her out to be some villain in your hero’s journey—because it was easier than blaming your father for moving on so quickly and becoming even more of a hardass than he already was.
But now as an adult, you understood the truth.
She was simply a young woman who didn’t know how to handle a grieving child.
“Yeah, of course,” you replied, quick to meet her in the kitchen and wash your hands, getting ready for whatever prep work she would throw your way.
She hummed in acknowledgement, sending your siblings off to the backyard and out of her hair before the two of you quietly made dinner.
You eyed her warily as she stood over the stovetop, the chicken breasts sizzling in the pan as she flipped them with a spatula. You continued your task of mashing the already boiled potatoes, thoughts drifting to the years of fights you had with your stepmother, and the resentment that you’d slowly been trying to chip away at now that you were more mature.
She was the secretary at your father’s job when they first met, hired about a year into your mother’s cancer diagnosis. It was only six months after your mother’s passing when your father introduced you, telling you—in no uncertain terms—that this stranger was to be your new maternal figure.
You always wondered if they just married quick so your father could push the responsibility of caring for you onto someone else or if he had moved on before your mother was even dead.
After years of speculation and knowing that if you asked, you wouldn’t get an honest answer out of either of them, you still couldn’t decide what scenario felt worse.
Your disdain for the woman was not helped by the fact she was neurotic, and it always felt like she saw you as some charity case that needed “fixing”.
She couldn’t stand that you were a tomboy, always forcing you into frilly pastel dresses when all you wanted to wear was your favorite jeans and your mother’s old band shirts.
You remembered when she threw them out to force your hand when you were about thirteen, and you cried so hard you puked. It was the only time your father ever intervened with her schemes and made her dig the shirts out of the garbage.
You wanted to believe it was because he didn’t want the last remnants of his late wife to be taken away—as he got rid of pretty much everything that belonged to her when your stepmother first moved in—but you knew it was probably because your tantrum grated on his nerves.
You were about to toss in the butter to the mashed potatoes when the woman in question stopped you. “Only one stick of butter. You of all people should be more mindful of your health.”
You struggled not to roll your eyes, returning the second stick to the fridge, mentally grumbling about how you always used two and that you knew it tasted better that way. Instead of arguing like your younger self would have, you simply returned to the task at hand, stirring the quickly melting butter into the fluffy mixture.
No, you no longer hated her. Even with her nagging and patronizing remarks, she did mean well. The two of you just never clicked, and at the end of the day that was all there was to it.
Besides, she was a wonderful and doting mother to your siblings, which was the most you could hope for.
“So,” she began, startling you from your reverie, “what is this Chris boy like?”
You considered it as you sprinkled some salt and pepper into your bowl. “He’s a good guy. Funny, friendly, and he can be pretty charming, I guess.”
She raised a brow at that, a knowing smirk gracing her perfectly painted lips. “Will he be coming to dinner more often, then?”
“I mean, probably,” you replied. “He’s become a really good friend, after all.”
“Just a friend, huh?” she teased, and although her insinuation made you scoff, you couldn’t help but appreciate the rare moment of camaraderie between you.
“Yes, just a friend.”
“A shame,” she tutted. “I was so disappointed when Kevin stopped coming around, and I hoped maybe you’d move on. I always thought you’d marry that boy, you know. How is he these days?”
Your face fell at her words, and you covered it by looking back down at your bowl of food, mixing it far more than necessary just to keep yourself preoccupied.
Marriage. It had once seemed so inevitable before it fell apart.
You sighed as you replied, “He’s doing well. He has a new work partner now that I’m in S.T.A.R.S.”
“Well, you tell him he’s always welcome here.”
You nodded sullenly. “Will do.”
The rest of the dinner preparations went by in silence, which you were grateful for.
A while later, you had just finished setting the table when the doorbell rang.
“I’ll get it!” you called to your family members scattered across the house, jogging to the front entrance to greet your friend and his beloved sister.
Your mood shifted instantly as Chris’s large form stood before you, a grin gracing both of your lips at the same time.
“I was wondering when you’d turn up,” you said to him, leaning against the door frame. “Now where’s this sister I’ve heard so much about?”
He laughed as he greeted you in turn, stepping slightly to the side to reveal a gorgeous young woman with reddish brown hair and bright blue eyes.
“Hi! I’m Claire. It’s nice to finally meet you,” she said, giving you a firm handshake, the strength of her grip surprising you. Her smile was warm and cheerful, so much like her brother’s it was almost uncanny. “You’re even prettier than Chris described!”
You quirked a brow at that, your eyes meeting your friend’s, who simply rubbed the back of his neck and shrugged.
You replied, “Thank you! I’d say the same, but I’ve seen your picture.”
It was her turn to look confused. “You have?”
“Yeah, Chris keeps a photo of you two on his desk at work. Hard to miss it.”
She laughed, gently punching her brother’s arm. “Aw, you big softy.”
He rolled his eyes but chuckled along, and it suddenly felt like you’ve known the two of them your whole life.
After chatting idly in the doorway, you finally led them inside, the duo peering at the family photos that decorated the walls.
Their attention was moved when your stepmother gracefully appeared, manicured hands already perfectly clean despite cooking with them only moments prior.
She greeted them with a wide grin, gingerly shaking their hands and corralling your group into the living room.
“Make yourself at home, you two!” she chirped before turning to you. “Now come help me finish dinner, honey.”
You begrudgingly agreed, not wanting to leave your company by themselves but knowing they’d be just fine for a few minutes, following your stepmother back into the kitchen.
As the two of you finished up the meal, emptying food from their pots and pans into her nice serving dishes, she leaned over to you with a twinkle in her eye. “That boy sure is handsome. You better nab him before someone else does.”
You pulled a face at that. “As I said, just friends.”
She tsked in response before sweeping out of the room, clearly unsatisfied by your reply, and you trailed behind her.
You knew she just hoped you’d “settle down”—probably because she wanted grandkids sooner than your siblings could give them to her—but it wasn’t as if you could tell her your only interest was in your boss.
Though, it wasn’t her approval you worried about.
Despite your father’s general apathy towards your existence, you knew he would be very against such a scandalous relationship. Not just due to the fact Wesker was your superior, but because of the age gap between you.
Hypocritical, you thought.
It was about the same as the one between himself and the woman walking ahead of you.
You put on a smile as you reentered the living room after placing the food on the dining table, leaving your stepmother to arrange it as she liked.
You were surprised to see your father already there, shaking Chris’s hand and giving him a look that you knew well. He was sizing him up.
“Well, dinner is about ready,” you announced, trying to prevent what was sure to be an awkward situation.
Chris looked over at you and smiled, your father’s gaze narrowing. He said nothing as the group followed you into the dining room, your younger siblings already in their seats as your mother completed her artistic array of dishes and cutlery.
Seeing you enter, she wiped her still-clean hands on her apron, introducing your siblings to your companions.
Your brother’s eyes widened when he met the gaze of Claire’s and was quick to avert them, the girl not seeming to notice as Kitty launched into asking her a million questions. You managed to stifle your chuckle at the sight before your stepmother caught your attention.
“Would you be a dear and get us some drinks from the garage?” she requested sweetly.
You nodded, about to do as you were asked when your father placed a hand on your shoulder. “No need, me and Chase here have it covered.”
You froze, knowing he was probably going to interrogate him ruthlessly, as he had done to Kevin years prior. You schooled your expression. “It’s Chris, dad. And shouldn’t our guest be allowed to just sit at the table?”
“It’s no worry,” Chris said, clearly ignorant to the warning expression you gave him. You sighed as your father turned and left, Chris winking at you as he passed you by.
Welp, guess he’s on his own now.
You sat down at the table at your usual spot across from your brother, a chair left between you and Claire, meant for Chris.
Despite your concern for your father’s antics, you were quickly pulled into a conversation with your friend’s sister, an amiable girl through and through. Your worries were forgotten as she spoke, telling a joke that made you chuckle. Even her sense of humor felt familiar to you, so reflective of her older brother.
Your stepmother then asked her about her studies, and after she described her college experience so far, she explained that she was on the girl’s soccer team, something she enjoyed.
“Well ain’t that something,” you marveled, “Tic also loves soccer.”
When he didn’t reply, you kicked him gently under the table, giving him a look that said, ‘Now’s your chance to make a friend’.
He sputtered out an agreement, the conversation falling silent as he couldn’t seem to offer anything else. Well that was new. He’d never been so awkward or quiet in his life.
Before you could change the subject, your father and Chris finally came back into the room, a bottle of cold soda and a couple of already opened beers in tow. Your group took turns pouring some for yourselves, and once Chris settled into his seat, you looked over at him.
Catching his eye, he offered a small smile, but there was a furrow to his brows you only ever saw on particularly hard missions at work. Your expression was questioning, worried your father had really said something off-color, but he seemed quick to shed whatever concern he had, joining the conversation and making a quip at his sister’s expense.
You yourself eventually relaxed, the evening going quite well despite the few hiccups.
After nearly an hour, your stepmother asked you to clear the table, and Chris immediately jumped up to help despite both of your protests. He wouldn’t relinquish the stack of plates in his hand, however, so you beckoned him to follow you into the kitchen as your sister excitedly ran to a nearby cabinet to pull out her favorite board game, easily roping Claire into playing it.
You and Chris remained in companionable silence for a few moments as the two of you began putting away any leftovers and getting to work on doing the dishes in the sink.
“Thanks for helping out. You know you didn’t have to, right?” you said as you lightly ribbed him with your elbow.
“It’s the least I could do after feeding me so well,” he replied with a shrug.
You smiled, looking down at your handiwork as things fell quiet once more.
After a few more beats, you asked quietly, “My dad didn’t give you too hard of a time, did he?”
“Not at all,” he answered, to your surprise, before continuing sardonically, “He only threatened to kill me if I ever hurt you. Nothing too crazy.”
You laughed at his sarcastic remark. “You got off easy, then.”
He pulled a face before chuckling. “I’d hate to see what him going hard on me looks like.”
“Aw, you’ve got nothing to worry about if you behave. If you don’t, though? Well, they’ll never find your body.” You said that last part deadpan, and Chris flicked soapy water in your direction.
“Well, you better get used to the idea of me haunting your ass, then.”
You pretended to shiver in fear. “Only my ass?”
His responding laugh was loud, and you worried your grin would be etched into your face if you couldn’t stop it from forming.
The two of you finished up quickly, drying your hands before joining in on the game in the nearby room.
Your sister was having the time of her life and your brother finally started to act more like himself as the evening continued, the two families before you meshing better than you could have imagined.
Caught up in your reverie, you didn’t realize it was your turn to roll the dice, Chris bumping his shoulder into yours, placing the two cubes of plastic on the table in front of you. “You can stall all you want, but I’m still gonna win.”
You rolled your eyes as you began your play, the group laughing at his remark. The dice clattered across the table, and you bit your lip as you all stared at the result.
“Oooh, snake eyes. Unfortunate,” Tic stated before snatching them from the table. “Better luck next time, Sis.”
You huffed in faux displeasure, and the game went on.
One hour turned into two turned into three, and no one seemed to notice or care, you least of all. This was the most fun you think you’ve had in months.
You smiled warmly at the people around you, the two halves of your life fitting together like puzzle pieces, all prior concerns forgotten.
Right at that moment, sitting in your family’s dining room next to one of your closest friends, you knew one thing to be true.
This is home.
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