#vernalloy

[annabelle--cane]

Do you have any recommendations for vampire movies. I need to check off a list

YES okay here's a bunch I've watched and liked in the last few months:

nosferatu 1922; german, silent, black and white. every time I go to watch a silent movie I think "ugghhh this is gonna be boring" and then it rules. if you are a dracula enjoyer, this is actually a fairly faithful adaptation up until It's Not, and there are some interesting visuals and story choices to ponder.

let the right one in 2008; swedish. surprisingly tender romance between two lonely tweens intercut with lots and lots of violent murders in austere snowy winter settings.

a girl walks home alone at night 2014; iranian, black and white. less driven by plot, more by visuals and style. very slow, thoughtful, and emotionally evocative film occasionally broken up with scenes like "guy takes ecstasy at a costume party while dressed as dracula and can't get himself home so a vampire takes him back to her place by pushing him on her skateboard that she recently stole from a child." also there's a cat.

bit 2019; american. kind of falls apart in the third act but it's fun enough that I'd say it's worth a watch anyway. trans girl graduates high school, moves to LA, and falls in with a lesbian vampire girl gang, ft. an extremely good sequence set to "rasputin."

thirst 2009; korean. haven't actually finished watching this one, but it is absolutely balls to the walls. so much sex and blood and bloody sex and sexy blood and catholicism. catholic priest volunteers to participate in medical trials and gets infected with a rare blood disease, and, whoops, now he's a really horny but tortured vampire. tense as all hell, based on the french novel therese raquin.

renfield 2023; american. is this a good movie? no. is it extremely fun? yes. very much a popcorn movie with gore so excessive that it crosses beyond the pale and becomes slapstick. this renfield is a bit of a renfield / jonathan harker hybrid character, suffering under the same old vampiric abusive boss over 100 years, and he's starting to want to try and break free of dracula's thrall.

byzantium 2012; british. gorgeous visuals, lovely performances, imo the script could have used another draft but it's very watchable. two vampire women bounce around england trying to avoid capture by the vampire authorities, but the younger of the two is getting fed up with having to lie about herself to everyone and move constantly. interesting one to compare to bit, they're doing a lot of similar thing wrt gender dynamics and vampirism as power.

broad content warning, there's a lot of sex, violence, and sexual violence across this selection, if anything of that sort tends to upset you then I'd recommend checking the doesthedogdie page for any film in which you're interested.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

KRIKRI KAMORI from HUSKCOMET

JUSTIFICATION:

"Everyone thought she was a girl when we first saw her. She’s in a surprisingly tender situation with a lesbian. Her arc will likely revolve around becoming her own person, which was stolen from her due to her girlfriend who is implied to have lobotomized her." - @vernalloy

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[irradiatedsnakes]

Hi! I really like your furry aus! They really inspired me to branch out species in my own. I was wondering how you chose such a wide array— I’ve noticed a bias towards mammals in my own, with birds following close behind. Do you have any tips on collecting species & looking for furry symbolism? Thank you!

HI HELLO so i typed out most of an answer to this like a month or two ago then it got deletd and this languished in my askbox since so let me try again and emphasize the stuff that i think is the most important when i'm making my furry aus

biological interest and diversity

i think the biggest thing that gets my goat when i look at other furry aus is the lack of animal diversity. and, i need to be clear here, this is ENTIRELY a personal gripe/preference- it just kind of annoys me when i see furry aus that are entirely familiar, domestic mammals, yknow? where at least half the characters are dogs and cats. like, no shade to people who do or like those, i cannot emphasize enough how this is a meaningless Me pet peeve, i just really really think furries in general should broaden their horizons and try out more out-there species. and i'm not perfect in this way either: there's an OBVIOUS bird bias in my choices, and a MASSIVE tetrapod bias: almost none of my furries are fish or inverts, despite fish species outnumbering tetrapod species, and invertebrate species outnumbering vertebrate species by massive orders of magnitude.

i think my point is: try getting more unconventional with it. i also really like including extinct species because that's just my jam. pterosaurs, man, consider them

i often will do wikipedia trawls for animals when choosing species for furry aus- i'll have a general idea of the animal i want (ie, horsefly, wallaby) and i'll get to peruse the various families/genera/species under those more general umbrellas til i find something that works either visually or symbolically better than the others.

i'll also say that there will often be a very obvious choice for characters- like, spider for annabelle cane, or something. i encourage, in cases like this, don't go with the obvious choice, see if you can find something more subtly meaningful and interesting. (see: a hummingbird for annabelle cane. they steal spiderwebs in order to weave their nests, but can become trapped in the webs instead and get eaten by the spider.) it can also help to actively try and choose animals- like inverts and fish- that don't usually immediately jump to mind for you.

i also highly recommend getting Specific with it. always do your best to choose a Species of animal, rather than a genus, family, or more general group. it's always more interesting.

2. The Process

so very first thing when i'm choosing a species for a characetr is ENTIRELY vibes-based. like what does this character Feel like. sometimes this step is skipped, if there's like, an obvious symbolic or mentioned-in-canon choice that would make more sense (see: condor callum crown). but most of the time for me: Vibes. i'm just gonna list a few of my dialtown furries and my thought process (as i remember it, may be inaccurate) for how i chose them? hopefully that helps a bit.

oliver, to me, feels like a soft and fluffy mammal. he's outgoing, friendly, kind of an in-your-face personality. just feels like a mammal to me! but he's also a complete freak, so i was like, oh, he has to be a marsupial or a monotreme. the Strange mammals! i decided that, from there, he feels most like one of the megapodes (kangaroos, wallabys, those sorts) to me. kangaroos look too scary and imposing, with a frightening Buff Man kind of vibe, so those were out. went to wallabies, because they get that cute fluffy mammal vibe that i wanted for him. i eventually settled on the yellow-footed rock wallaby: they have bold, stripey patterning that i think fits his vibe, and rufous coloration on their limbs that meshes well with his red color palette.

or let's take randy. vibes here were some sort of Trash Animal, those sorts like pigeons and raccoons that adapt well to living in human garbage and most people regard as a nuisance. randy also feels very Birdy to me. from there, i think it was fig who suggested an animal that preys upon swans, and that's really funny. i eventually landed on gulls: some larger gulls will hunt swan chicks, and gulls are a perfect epitome of Trash Animal. i went with the great black-backed gull in particular- randy jade being the biggest, most imposing, apex-predator ass gull is really funny to me. also: i like great black-backed gulls.

karen! she was pretty straightforward for me: karen very much felt like a bug. some sort of insect or arachnid was my starting point: i felt that the Bug Vibes fit her well and that the segmented leg look would work well for her visually. flies are a group i like a lot and felt fit well here- overlooked, often seen as generic or boring (but are actually really cool), and also i like them. and, like, i couldn't resist the pull of Oh She Should Be A Horsefly. She Needs To Be A Horsefly. much like for oliver, the species was chosen for visual reasons: needed to be brown or tan to complement her color scheme, and i didn't want it to be one of the like, larger/scarier horseflies. band-eyed brown horseflies fit her color scheme and are pretty to look at.

3. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that's most of what i've got, i think. sorry for the lateness, hope this can provide some direction.

[pathos-logical]

Hellooo kayyyyy I’m experiencing a. Cat 10 blorbo moment. How do you feel about guys who everyone hates making the worst decisions of their life

Literally my best and butter, hit me

[aquato-family-circus]

Fur the Headcanon ask game: Linda or Hollis?

A) Realistic Headcanon:

Hollis' gambling addition that Raz sparked was not something that had just manifested completely out of the blue. Hollis struggled with an organically formed gambling addition during her med school years, though instead of a glitz and glam casino she was just spending too much money on lottery tickets because she was struggling financially.

B) Funny Headcanon:

Hollis' vacation is going to go super well and she's going to be so relaxed and when she gets back to work there will immedaitely be an explosion she has to deal with right now immediately.

C) Angsty Headcanon:

Despite Truman bringing Hollis into the Psychonauts as a genuine way to connect with her and bring her to a place she could hone her psychic skills, there were a fair share of lower ranked employees who had heard what happened and stayed away from Hollis for a while because of it, which was not great for the ol self esteem.

D) Disregarding Canon Headcanon:

Hollis is not married. I don't think her husband is real. Sorry my man you're an easily missable piece of dialogue about socks and sandals you're an illustion

[princess-of-purple-prose]

I grab David (the unwell guy I showed you) at the perfect point in S2 to parry his character arc and beam the entirety of the Magnus Archives into his head. What happens? Who knows. Maybe the dread powers addiction narrative show will help him.

Praying for him and his impending hyperfixation omg... are you thinking projecting onto jon would fix him or would overidentifying with any of the fears do something for him

[le-velo-pour-dru]

Which reminds me I had a dream where I finally watched btvs but it was a musical series about two high school senior girls with very obvious romantic chemistry doing progressively more morally dubious things as they became more powerful

Stop that literally sounds like Faith and Buffy omg 🤭

[ID: A gif of Faith pinning Buffy to a wall with a weapon. Faith smiles as she says something to Buffy as Buffy just looks down at Faith's mouth and swallow nervously. /end ID]

[tmmyhug]

Very much not sure about Tubbo for Pumba, would be better with nala indeed (/p obv). Timon Wilbur and Rafiki Techno are disturbingly spot on though. Also how does Quackity fit here ?

i have gotten an honestly shocking amount of feedback for this but i love @chirp-mp4 ‘s suggestion of quackity as pumba !!! @peearrdee i disagree vehemently abt timon let’s fight in the street .but i like where you’re going with ponk and sam i just don’t follow those ccs so i didn’t really include them. i’m going w tubbo = nala and wilbur and big q = timon and pumba (although @yellowsomethings jack manifold nala has me rolling)

[the-joker-of-musicals]

ONE MALLOY CHARACTER SURVIVES WE WIN THESE

LONG LIVE HELENE !

[obscurespotify]

Prairie Empire!

in the queue!

[annabelle--cane]

Are there any significant differences in the New Normal? I listened to it all the way through but couldn’t really identify what was different beyond maybe a little more separation? Tbf I can’t tell the difference between a remaster unless it’s markedly so

the biggest thing is just that the audio is a lot less compressed and everything is significantly easier to hear, but there are also different vocal takes and some new instrumentations in spots. the normal album put through the laundry and ironed out.

[couldtransitionsaveher]

ASHER BLISS from THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES (AN OC)

JUSTIFICATION:

"SO. Given the general detachment from everything and other people in favor of violent escapist and specifically non-corporeal fantasies (gesture to adolescent obsession with internet horror) + latent repressed bisexuality (attachment to harsh masculinity) + friends were largely girls + inexplicable depression at a young age + resurrection (one form of transition that makes you more alive). The question arises. Did I accidentally funnel my (transgender) childhood experience into her." - @vernalloy

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[tatzlyip]

playing possum. this was supposed to be a quick shitpost btw.

[ID: Art of Lawrence and Adam from Saw, based on the scene where Adam pretends to be dead. The piece has a film grain over it and slight chromatic distortion, as if viewed through a camera. Lawrence is a yellow bunny looking at the viewer. Adam, an opossum, is in the Family Guy death pose. End ID.]

[pathos-logical]

*doorbell sound* Trick or treat!

[ID copied from alt: Red oblong berries growing on a tree-- the fruit of the "miracle fruit" plant. End ID]

A treat and trick in one: Here's the miracle fruit, which is mildly sweet but almost tasteless on its own but will make sour things taste sweet for about 30 minutes after consuming them!! We talked about them in fundamentals of neurobio recently, lmao

[aquato-family-circus]

shoutout to sashamilla for inventing bisexuality, both a-spectrums & t4t love

we love to see it, they're so important

[inkuiry-inkonveniently]

hi folks sorry for not postin in a hot minute artblock’s got hands

anyway i drew papyrus again

…with a randomly generated color palette this time