#verification marks

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Omg I deleted tumblr for a half a year and now ur banner contains humour and you tickle people!? Where are all the letter chain people and my community of whorecruxes and why on dumbledores left nipple do you have two verification ticks omg omg I need to catch up

You are the first person to comment on the verification ticks.

Thank you.

But no, I do not tickle people. I sever their hands when they try to tickle me.

[rosewind2007]

Removal of verification badges is a largely manual process powered by a system prone to breaking, which draws on a large internal database - similar to an Excel spreadsheet - in which verification data is stored, according to the former employees. Sometimes, an employee would try to remove a badge but the change wouldn't take, one of the former employees said, prompting workers to explore workarounds. In the past, there was no way to reliably remove badges at a bulk scale - prompting workers tackling spam, for example, to have to remove check marks one-by-one.

I don’t care if this turns out to be untrue—in my heart it IS TRUE!

[nimbus713]

guys guys guys

why do people have verified marks on here

this is a joke right

right?

[cellphonehippie]

i need to delete twitter it’s just full of people who think they’re the smartest in the room

[bdsmess]

so (: i bought it(:

[netscapenavigator-official]

New plan: Tumblr should give everyone a check mark and then force people to pay to remove it. Hold these bitches hostage.

[do-you-know-this-adhd-character]

good enough for now. night

[spaceboxxes]

I shouldn't be surprised but I am

[awakefor48hours]

I genuinely think this is when the notes looked the best

[91vaults]

"lol you bought a blue checkmark? you've been played by caPiTALism" Look I know exactly what the blue check mark is. I think everyone who has them (or a dozen) knows what it is. Its a pointless digital trinket and (to me) its FUNNY. I think its absolutely hilarious that Tumblr was able to capitalize off the twitter check-mark fiasco. I applaud them, get that money. I bought it because its a fun addition to my handle and because at the end of the day it helps them keep the lights on. I'd rather give money to this site for a dumb meme than to a site run by the worst guy or give anymore of my data to the Zuckerfuck meta mistake. This isn't like buying an NFT. We know.

We don't have to rail against capitalism every second of the day. Sometimes its fine to spend your money on silly shit

[tomatodiscourse]

i would like a check mark in the shape of a tomato. just so we know where we all stand

[satorhime]

i barely want to use tumblr anymore because it’s so inaccessible 😭 why did they have to make viewing your own account so hard

[fauvian]

what the fuck happened to tumblr in the last 4 years.. i

[canadiankakashi]

I've been voting for Joe Hills since he came up on the sexyman bracket and I am absolutely ecstatic about the possibility of him winning and beating Scar

I can only imagine the bragging rights

[polycatyl]

revived the chaturbate account, will i use it? probs not but hey it's there

[virgo-dream]

I’m verified now!! as what, you might ask? @littledreamling’s wife. that’s what the checkmarks are for 🙏