#verbatim comments

[maxwelljacobfriedman]

out of character mjf talking about samoa joe shoving him in nxt

"hey, you kinda got, like a hateable face"

[mistergreatbones]

Dick had to reprimand Damian while he was Batman so often during the first few weeks he sometimes habitually slips into the growl while yelling at someone and it scares the Titans and the other batkids shitless

[bookinit02]

i hate when i see an absolutely stunning makeup look online and when i go to comment & hype them up the comments are all “take her swimming🙄” and “i use less paint for my bedroom walls”

[that-little-fucking-shit]

Poseidon Gaiêochos

It's called being a god! If I wanna sing all about how "ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves" and then mercilessly (heh?) hate it forever afterwards, I can! What'cha gonna do about? [Champ?]

God of the Seas; King of the Oceans; Third Ruler of Atlantis; Husband of Amphitrite Nereida

Do not know me.

My Badass, Adoring, Powerful Wife Who Could Kill You Even Before You Know What You Did Wrong [Amphitrite Nereida] - @amusing-little-things

My Amusing Little Girlfriend, Who Would Absolutely Love To Eat You Where You Stand [The Siren "Penelope"] - @totally-penelope-and-not-a-siren

My Children, Each Terrifying Little Menaces In Their Own Way (Yes, Even Triton. Do Not Test The "Best" Of Us) [Triton, Kymopoleia, & Rhodos] - @sea-siblings

My Brother, Who I'd Like To Both Strangle And Follow On A Good Day (Yes, I Do Have "Good" Days. You Just Don't See Them Often) [Zeus Kronia] - @by-the-decree-of-my-crown

My Sister--And Also Sister-In-Law--Who I Would Gladly Watch Tear Down Olympus And Everything We Currently Stand Within (Go On, Sister, Let It All Out. Kill Your Son) [Hera Kronia] - @heraaaaaaaa

Tags:

↳ Aww You Know Me - Poseidon Interactions

↳ Please Don't Drag Me Into This; I Don't Wanna - Mod/OOC Interactions

[radicalfemimist]

men: women take EVERYTHING from us! Star Wars, ghostbusters, all of them have to be WOKE and have FEMALES now !! women can’t even leave the dirt man alone!!

also men: what if this thing about women (everything) was about men, instead?

[youreamonocoque]

Don't you love when a report is published saying cricket is deeply racist, sexist, etc. And all the men in the comments come out with "woke bullshit" or "why should the women be paid the same as the men when they're not as good" or "playing for your country should be an honour you don't need to be paid" or "yawn" or "I've never seen racism or sexism in the years I've played cricket" or "I'm white and have received anti-white racism" or "keep this woke bs out of cricket" or "no one cares focus on the ashes for a change" or "What absolute nonsense. Stop stoking hatred by making unfounded comments like this. You're part of the problem. Let sport be sport. you will never reach the utopia that you virtue signal for."

I mean??? Take a fucking look in the mirror and realise that the report is talking about you!

[emptylakes]

actually screaming clawing writhing on the ground because writing is so so hard and i am not built for it but i don't know how to convey the right ideas through images and also music is too complicated

[aurumacadicus]

It took every ounce of self control in my body not to reply to the winteriron troll's comment of "why are you having all these young people get with a crusty old man 🤢🤮" with "BECAUSE I WANT TO FUCK HIM IDIOT BUT I CAN'T SO HE'S GETTING RAILED BY EVERYONE ELSE"

[metalgeartwo1990]

no but imagine being Freya and having to be civil to the dude that was your abusive ex husbands top advisor right hand arm man silly rabbit, bc one of your only other friends is this huge weirdo freak who will help you nearly unconditionally, but the catch is that the top advisor silly rabbit of your ex is NOW the top advisor right hand arm man silly rabbit semi-single milf in your area of weirdo freak friend. and he knows almost everything about your life except filtered through your ex husband. i'd be mad as hell too

[possessable]

if i got a quarter every single time i saw a comment about a possession character that was like "It's kind of terrifying and sad, I think deep down [character] was still conscious and aware, forced to watch the atrocities they were committing unable to stop the blah blah blah controlling them blah blah" i'fd have so many goddamn quarters

[cash4bees]

I think a hip new gripe I have with the Internet is just the extreme emphasis placed on how some hypothetical person is jacking off to something.

Throughout your day, try and count the number of times you see something like a non-horny grapple animation in a video game and someone says like "Well I know a certain part of the fanbase that's gonna love THIS! 💀" to imply that there's a group of shadowy hog-crankers who capitalize on the slightest hint of suggestive content.

Or how many times someone goes "Whoever drew this was doing it with one hand 🤮" (Which, minor subgripe, that's like the only way people draw, dipshit) over just like... an anime character having an exposed armpit or open-toed shoes with no detailed or lingering focus on the subject.

We've given too much mental real estate to the idea that someone out there is jacking off to the things you aren't jacking off to, and that this is worth commenting on. Plus it ties more generally into the 'seeing someone having sex in public' debate, where people are overall petrified of their own awareness of other people's Cumming Gamerscore.

[sunburnacoustic]

How does it feel to be the biggest little man in music? Andrew, 21, Koolewong, NSW

Matt: (Laughs) It’s quite good. With the guitar on stage you get to feel quite: “Hey man, I’m not too bad after all! I’m only 5'7" but I can play some good riffs so it’s all right. Everything’s okay.” (Can’t stop laughing)

[Matt Bellamy, Triple J Magazine interview, 31 October 2007 ]

(The questions for this interview were all sent in by fans)

[lovefool-mp3]

me coming across the 417462nd no crash au in the yellowjackets tag on ao3

[waywardsalt]

bellum x linebeck chapter summary drafts that won those polls:

chapter 8

chapter 14

chapter 20

[thecontainerstoreofficial]

people say we're alike, they say we've got the same hair

[squimp]

i need to start something like a swear jar for every tiem someone says my art looks like something that would be airbrushed on the side of a van LOL