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I would have been such a faggy lil caveboy, they'd be like "grug come learn hunt and throw spear now" and id be like waaaa no let me pick berry with old gran. I'm the best berrypicker and all the elders love me and are soso sad seeing me cry getting dragged off to do hunting.

At dark around the fire, uup the wise would say some shit like "different flower bloom different way, let grug bloom" and everyone would be like "aaaaaa thog see now, thank you uup the wise." so next day im allowed to pick berry and seed with old gran again and she lets me eat the juiciest ones (o^－^o)

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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

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Literally the funniest post on this website

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every time i see the taylor swift tour shit in toronto i think of that post where somebody said eras tour is shen yun for white women and i lose it

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this actually is my first rodeo *sees a horse* what the fuck is that

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just shot a gnome

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it makes me so fucking crying when the irate gamer chris bores attacks and hurts the robot

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This part gets me everytime.

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My bacteria means I like it.

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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

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I'm evolving on a moment to moment basis

And yet the haters will insist my loaves are not artisanal

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