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admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

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I don't want her dead or anything but you have to admit Katy Perry dying in space would have immortalized her in American culture. All I'm saying is there was a very clear way you could have established an eternal legacy and "coming back alive" was not it

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okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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lame ass gadgetjob

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day one out the alembic already hustling. homunculus net worth = 1coin

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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag

you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

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4chan is planning another raid on us!!! What should we do?

quick somebody finger me!

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Do I have to do everything myself around here?

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you think i'm throwing stones from a glass house but nooo partner this shit is plexiglass i am completely fucking immune

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Men look dumb as fuck wearing a football jersey looking like a walking ad bitch why tf are you repping Quatar Airways. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!