#velvet loves everyone

[ask-officium-velvet]

Y'all, I just heard that they are making courtier routes for the arcana. I'm getting sucked back into this thing like a black hole. FINALLY I GET TO BE A F R E AK AGAIN.

[orobeori]

I was going to add more panels of a synchronized strangle attack by team broppy, but decided that enough was enough...

Anyhow here's how I think the battle at Mount Rageous should've gone, with the lovely happy trolls using the hair as weapons of destruction </3 I know that Branch is in his healing era but I still think he would've resorted to his more violent methods somehow (this time with Poppy's full support).

Also, the reason why Viva's still using the sticky hands is because of this one hc I saw that the Putt-Putt trolls lost the ability to stretch their hair due to malnutrition :D

[junekacey]

YOUR WIFE BAKED YOU A CAKE :DDDDDDD!!!!!!!! HAPPY 40th ANNIVERSARY AND TO EDGAR MY HUBBY HUSBAND AAAAAA <33333 I LOVE THIS GOOBER SO MUCH <3333

[joythinker]

joy x yerin on 'yesulga' 240906

[pennyserenade]

i’m actually so serious about ewan mcgregor’s filmography. no one else is serious enough abt it. there’s so many incredible movies and about 90 of them are underrated or cult classics. star wars is great but it’s almost one of the least interesting things he’s done. there’s trainspotting! there’s moulin rouge! shallow grave! down with love! i love you phillip morris! big fish! perfect sense (devastating movie)! birds of prey!!! not to mention his season of fargo!!! where he plays not one but TWO characters and blows it so far out of the water i was genuinely sobbing by the end of it. like on my knees. good stuff

[lylahammar]

yknow something that's kinda interesting to me Trolls band together gave us villains that perfectly hit on a few different trendy topics of conversation completely by accident.

first of all they have such appealing designs, super cunty and classically evil in the way everyone has been saying they miss in animated villains. They also have an INCREDIBLE villain song. Perfect contrast to people's disappointment with the villain in Disney's Wish.

But on top of that. THEIR WHOLE THING IS THAT THEY'RE PLAGIARISTS who literally steal other people's talent to get famous and claim that they're working hard for it. This came out a little less than 3 weeks before hbomberguy posted his plagiarism video and turned the current topic of conversation to calling out plagiarism.

IT'S JUST LIKE COMPLETELY ACCIDENTALLY PERFECT TIMING but no one even realizes it bc ppl assume the trolls movies are bad without ever actually having seen them (they're not they're really good give them a chance)

[roses-fallen]

raise the velvet curtains, let me shine on this stage

[kwangyanese]

seeing a lot of koreans hating on/complaining about the sm game caterers #twinning

[holy-loki]

do you ever think about how, for only a second, this these are two of the sole moments we see of “thomas” brian slade in which he is entirely audienceless and - by extension - identity-less. but here, he is the observer. in both frames, he is watching vulnerability, something like a secret unfold before him, yet entirely unreachable and not replicable for him

for someone who loves to be watched, brian slade starts and ends his journey in this film just . watching .

[valiantvillain]

Sometimes I wonder if in hindsight I made a mistake by reading Mexican Gothic first because so far Silvia Moreno-Garcia's other books have yet to compare to the pure fascination, revulsion, anxiety, excitement, and absolute love that book inspired in me. Like, did I just start with the absolute peak of this author's talents and spoil the rest of her body of work for myself? The other stuff I've read from her isn't even close to bad, more like above average to good...it's just not been the lightning in a bottle that was Mexican Gothic for me thus far.

[velvet-games]

I keep thinking I'm not really aromantic until I talk to/hear from an allo person and I'm like "ohhhhhhhh haha. what the fuck?"

[staampyslov3lyw0rld]

doodle dump whats up guys

[weaponizedmoth]

Still don't have a computer, but I do have a basic cartoon Lydia cosplay like in my teen years <3

[redjukebox]

One of my favorite things about watching the Trolls 3 behind the scenes stuff is that Amy Schumer isn’t seen ANYWHERE

Like they fr got all the main voice actors talking about their characters and how much fun they’ve been having except her and that’s funny as hell

[icewindandboringhorror]

I have a big google doc thing where I keep track of media and stuff (putting everything in loosely ranked categories), which is mostly just for my own reference so I know what tv shows I've already seen before, etc. and I never really look back through it, typically just a quick "okay, watched two movie in the past 8 months, need to quickly slap them somewhere in the lists. okay. done. save document. exit". But today I was actually reading through some of the old notes and there are like... MULTIPLE places where my comment is basically "It would have been good if it were about elves" or "I wish there was a fantasy show made in this same style" or "It's well made, but I just keep thinking about how I would like it more if everyone was an elf or was in old 1700s costumes" or etc like...... lol.... Most biased media ranking system on earth blatantly made by someone with an extremely hyperspecific range of narrow interests. It'd be like if a food reviewer only had 5 foods they actually liked, so they'd just go to a pizza place and be like "eh, the pizza was okay, but I just think it would be better if it was cereal instead. :/ ...2 out of 10"

[spocks-kaathyra]

I made a corset to go underneath some of my upcoming cosplays and really what they don't tell u is that u can just do things poorly. "making a corset is hard" "sewing is hard" "cooking is hard" NO!! doing those things *well* is hard. u can just do it poorly and it'll probably turn out mostly fine. like this corset