#velcrooooo

[toxic-ship-tournament]

ROUND 1 / SIDE A / POLL 8

Lucille x Jo (@radioactive-dragonlover) vs Valor x Ghost (@velcrooooo)

who makes up your ship?:

Lucille and Jo

why does your ship deserve to be considered the most toxic?:

Lucille is a rich woman who has nothing to do in her life, she's eternally bored and wishes for something new— something fresh to happen. Jo is a quiet woman with some repressed violent tendencies and who works minimum wage bug is struggling to make ends meets. One night, Jo decides to rob Lucille's mansion and kills her without meaning to in the process, escaping the scene anxiously thinking she's going to go to jail once the body is found. However, Lucille wakes up the next day, with the events of the murder burnt into her mind but her body spared of any wounds. Turns out getting killed is EXACTLY the spice in life she was waiting for! So she decided to track down and knock on her murder's door— not to rat her out, but to ask her to do it again. Jo wasn't really for murdering again, especially with how anxious she ended up getting in the aftermath, but begrudgingly accepts. And it seems that Lucille IS actually very fun to kill for her, too. Cue to Jo murdering Lucille on a Weekly basis, getting very Gay about it each time. Lucille get the thrill of death she wanted, and Jo gets an outlet for her violence. A relationship starting as purely transactional at first slowly turns into a murder romance. They're both kinda fucked up in isolation to one another but complete eachother awfully well. Like "you two are perfect for eachother but never pull anyone else into your bullshit" kinda deal. They keep eachother contained. You feel me.

ship tags/playlists/pinterest boards?:

Ship tag on my art blog ( nihonium-art ) : Undying love ( although fair warning for gore ) Playlist : https://spotify.link/TPbt2y12Syb

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who makes up your ship?:

valor and ghost! last names pending

why does your ship deserve to be considered the most toxic?:

oh god where do i start. these two fucking hate each other they will go out of their way to make each other angry. they need to be around each other or they will scream and cry they have made out on multiple occasions they will find and kill each other in every life .

ship tags/playlists/pinterest boards?:

#ghost and valor on my tumblr blog! its just a collection of tumblr posts, i do not yet have a playlist for them

[lemondoddle]

WAIT YOURE LEMONDODDLE ON AO3??? oh my gosh youve written my favorite fics in the whole fuckin world . i love all of your jam fics theyre so so so good ive been rereading them nonstop all week

[I.D. a digital drawing of a figure laying on on their stomach and holding their phone, mouth stretched in an exaggerated cry with big teary eyes. End I.D.]

THANK YOU SO MUCH it means so much to me that people like my fics enough to reread them :'] 💜💜

[ashmates]

RAAAAA AUSPISTICISM MY FAVORITE QUAD

Auspisticism c3<

I simply love it with all of my bloodpusher.

[velcrooooo]

got a cool project coming up in a week and some change :]

[void-dude]

hi!! Love your shapes and pines au, and just wanted to ask

Even though I don't own the book of bill I know somewhat of it, and we'll, bill has a spect of his dimensions under his hat (I think?) does tad have something like that? Sometimes from his original dimension

Oh you know, just some dusty things! I'm sure he'll throw them away at...some point! ☝️

(also I'm very happy to hear that you're enjoying my au!!)

Oh Little Billy, please tie your shoeeeesss Taddy‘s tired of velcrooooo

[catboygamzee]

in between chapters of let me go scorpio i turned eighteen, donald trump got shot, and biden dropped out of the presidential race. be sure to leave a kudos and a comment

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

8, 12, 20 :]

8. tag someone/multiple ppl that make you feel good

DEEPEST BREATH EVER. @gucciguccigarbage @stephaniedola @solidad8991 @the-goldsmith @escherflesh @mistycmice @mythologeekwriter @patronsaintofdemons @gebder @airinyourtires @vampiricalrule @cosmicabsurdism @visionaryparacosmos @dalesbianfoppishdandy @nobodysvoice22 @velcrooooo @unidentifiedfroggy @gelatinous-jellyfish @jellyjam AND I GUARANTEE I AM FORGETTING SOME PEOPLE. GOD. I LOVE IT WHEN FRIENDS

12. how are you?

im doing well! have been obsessed with a homestuck roleplay that a good chunk of the people above are in and which im helping run. the blorbos are making me so normal

20. what do you want most right now?

to have the ability to move out. tbh. living with my parents sucks and it sucks double that they think im just fine with it

[folkloricstranger]

Me, @velcrooooo, @oogaboogaandy and some other friends just saw the 4 horsemen I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A FUCKING TERM????? NOT LITERAL HORSEMEN-

[ultraviolet-cello]

censored version for the masses. hello. consider this propaganda for the Undying Love duo's role in the @toxic-ship-tournament

(dont worry. lucille will be fine. go vote for her and jo here)

[prinxe-with-no-crown]

@velcrooooo

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

[toxic-ship-tournament]

We have our contenders for round 1! Time to see your first nemesis.

1. Artekai x Fross ( @artekai ) vs Elliot Kane x Yuri Gallagher ( @cocainecowgrrl )

2. Dorian x Beau ( @monoma-neitoblog-blog ) vs Deputy Dean Sinclair x Jacob Seed ( @derelictheretic )

3. Jesminder Dhawan x Imogen Grant ( @ruecrown ) vs CJ x Jack ( @sai-nt )

4. Rose Cortez x Joseph Seed ( @jinfromyarikawa ) vs Iraraziel x Cassiel x Mai ( @cyclicalaberration )

5. Li Minshan x Ji Shenchi x Dai Raoyi ( @rosencrantzsguildenstern ) vs Crowcaw x Leora ( @honeydoe12 )

6. Rose x Andrei ( @manganese-heptoxide ) vs Ariel Herrera x Edward Nashton ( @baldurrs )

7. Moth x Bugsy ( @scentedtyrantwitch ) vs Charlie Berger x John Seed ( @detectivelokis )

8. Lucille x Jo ( @radioactive-dragonlover ) vs Valor x Ghost ( @velcrooooo )

9. Ve’Qren x Lohl ( @zillastar13 ) vs Res x Leo ( @adanaac )

10. Esmeralda Poofenplotz x Alice Luoja ( @cantdanceflynn ) vs Pash x Illoma ( @floralprintshirts )

11. Vincent x Jynx ( @bonetrix-arts ) vs Harbinger “Harry” x Dr. Vincent ( @certifiedwerewolf )

12. Wren Blake x John Seed ( @nightwingshero ) vs Ludovica Rossi x Pier Lombardi ( @raybotonline )

13. Theodore Antonov x Cito Putnum ( @pixelpancake246 / @pixelsdoodles ) vs CEO x Arowana ( @owo-whats-bliss )

14. Kotone "Katie" Hoshino x Ellis Lockwood ( @wren-writes-random-things ) vs Matejka x Nikki Darling ( @outpost-31 & @rhaaclaws )

15. Wayne x MC Scarlet ( @hellhoundmaggie ) vs Anita Gil x The Joker ( @sstewyhosseini )

16. Amaro x Calamari ( @hottopicabbacchio & @corpsoir ) vs Iphi, the goddess of sacrifice x Jack Sinclair ( @kira-the-whump-enthusiast )

JUST A QUICK HEADS UP! I had to switch around a couple pairings, but all is well. Side A will start being posted in a few hours. One poll every hour. Tomorrow Side B will drop around the same time, same posting schedule 💗

[catboygamzee]

hello my psionic warriors . chapter two of my vrisrezi fic is up, so go read it if you want

[folkloricstranger]

@velcrooooo said fuck cancel him

[velcrooooo]

ok so i guess ill just be occasionally one piece posting now . this is an odd development on the velcrooooo blog

[catboygamzee]

hello gang you know what time it is . let me go scorpio chapter four babeyyy

[catboygamzee]

hello lgbt community. for pride month i have written the first chapter of the most self indulgent vrisrezi fic in the world