#vegetta is a knight

[tweeapis]

Meo

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[donde-el-diablo-parquea-la-moto]

Vegetta randomly telling Leo to "hop on the block" when she woke up and Leo not understanding but THEN putting her in a safe cage? And foolish too (it was an accident but still) also keeping the fight away from them so the demon wouldn't hurt them.

[by-speaker]

Stepping out (ENG. VER)

Prompts by @raven-cincaide-words

Life in the nursery has always been quiet for Missa, it was him, the soft little rag doll, Roier, Cellbit and Bagi, the spider and kitten stuffed animals in little clothes, Maximus, a little wooden horse, and Mariana and Charlie, a Barbie and Ken, well until Chayanne came home to his little girl, Tallulah, and brought with him Etoiles, Pierre, Antoine, and Baghera, an army of little wooden soldiers, Foolish, a big rubber shark, Philza, an action man, and Vegetta, a stuffed wolf.

In Missa's simple opinion, the boy toys were savages, lacked manners, and never minded his delicate seams, well maybe almost all of them except Vegetta, the wolf was a true gentleman.  

Chayanne was an energetic and chaotic boy, always creating passionate stories, tales of pirates, intergalactic ships and knights in shining armour, Philza was always the hero of those adventures. 

Now that Chayanne and Tallulah were playing together, Missa found himself being the helpless victim more and more often. Missa didn't mind because he usually sat comfortably in his little chair and waited to be ‘rescued’ by Philza, but the knight was anything but a gentleman.  

‘Watch out!’ shouted Chayanne, as he slammed Philza's hard plastic body into Missa's rag, making popping sounds, ’I've come to save you Missa!’ 

‘Chay! Missa is a little rag doll,’ Tallulah shouted back, snatching the doll from her brother's hands, ’you have to be careful with him.’ 

Missa felt the warmth of the little girl's hand caressing her rag doll skin, and if his smile wasn't stitched, he would have smiled wider.

‘If you want to play with me, you play the way I want,’ the boy told her, for all the mother-of-pearl buttons, how rude boys were, Missa thought. 

Philza lay on the ground, unmoving and oblivious to the fight, but Missa could swear the knight's plastic was itching to spring into action, to jump up, stand at attention, shout ‘hangar’ and draw his sword. 

Tallulah stroked the woollens on Missa's head, ignoring her brother for now, his girl smiled at him, and murmuring said, ‘Ignore them Missa, I'll take care of you.’ 

Though he could not answer her, Missa felt it. Tallulah's words were like a silent promise that echoed inside him. Every time the girl treated him with such affection, Missa felt lucky to be her favourite toy, safe from the turbulent and frantic stories that Chayanne and Philza brought with them.

‘Kids, dinner!’ That was one of the children's parents, that meant bedtime was approaching and everyone's favourite part of the day in the nursery toys was beginning. 

‘Come on, Tallulah!’ shouted Chayanne, quickly forgetting the squabble. 

‘I'm going to say, good night, first.’ Said Tallulah, Ay, coloured threads, at last, thought Missa.

‘Ugh!’ How rude, ’Girls, always so sentimental.’ Said the boy then ran off to the dining room. 

Tallulah picked Philza up off the floor, ‘Sorry, Sir Philza, my brother isn't very careful, but don't worry, you can spend the night with Missa, he's soft.’ 

Tallulah set them both down on a little bed, ‘Goodnight Missa, goodnight Philza.’ Said the girl, giving each of them a kiss on the forehead. 

‘Good night, Cellbit, Bagi and Roier,’ said the girl, changing them into their nightclothes and tucking them into their beds. 

‘Good night, Maximus, tomorrow morning I will bring you more hay.’ Said the girl, combing the mane of the wooden horse. 

‘Good night, Mariana and Charlie,’ the girl tucked the plastic dolls into their doll house. 

‘Good night, Etoiles, Pierre, Antoine, and Baghera, you can rest now, soldiers.’ Said the little girl, taking off their little hats and putting away their weapons. 

‘Good night, Foolish, may you dream of little fishes.’ Said the girl, stroking the shark's fin.

‘And good night, Mr. Vegetta,’ said the little girl giving the wolf's fur a kiss, ’have a nice night and sweet dreams, little toys.’ The little girl said goodbye. 

As the little girl stepped out of the nursery, the toys came to life.

[anonymous-dentist]

An excerpt from my Royalty AU:

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The knight stands in the middle of the road with his sword drawn and pointed towards them. His helmet is off, and his tiny little idiot baby bear ears twitch annoyedly as Cellbit whoahs the horse to a halt a good couple of meters away.

Subtly, Cellbit leans back and mutters, “Do you know him?”

Roier ponders. He makes a show of it, actually, putting his chin in his hand and frowning, drumming his fingers against his cheek.

“I don’t knoooow,” he muses, just loud enough for the knight to hear. “He looks familiar, but I’m not sure.”

The knight, predictably, scowls. He lowers his sword, but just slightly. But, really, that’s basically a surrender from him.

“Your highness,” the knight slowly says, “do you know how hard it was to find you?”

“‘Your highness’?” Roier exclaims, faux shock playing at his face.

He hooks his chin over Cellbit’s shoulder, looks at him and asks, “Gatinho, are you a prince? Why didn’t you tell me, pendejo!”

He lightly smacks Cellbit’s arm. Cellbit, in turn, gives him half of a glare out of the corner of his eye, but Roier can see the smile teasing at his perfect sexy lips.

“I thought I could keep it a secret…” Cellbit sighs. He hangs his head, leaning into the consoling hand Roier puts on his back. “Desculpe, guapito, I never wanted to lie to you.”

The knight looks between them, not remotely convinced. Roier sticks his tongue out at him. The knight rolls his eyes, used to it.

“Pinche pendejo,” Roier hisses, right into Cellbit’s ear. “Lie better. This guy is good.”

Cellbit’s ear twitches, and that’s all the acknowledgment he gives.

“Roier,” the knight sighs, “get off the horse. Vamos. Do you know how angry Vegetta is right now?”

“How would I know how the king is feeling?” Roier sniffs. “I don’t know him.”

“Oh my God,” the knight groans. He raises his sword again, and Roier has to grab onto both of Cellbit’s arms to keep him from reaching for his daggers. “Just get off of the horse before I have to kill it, too.”

Roier gasps dramatically. He can’t put a hand to his chest, holding Cellbit and all, so he settles for pulling one of Cellbit’s hands backwards and putting it to his chest instead. Cellbit audibly winces and snaps at him to watch it, but Roier knows that he’d never argue against getting to touch Roier’s pecs.

“Why are you even sharing a horse?” the knight asks. “Do you know this guy?”

Roier can’t exactly say that they’re both currently too broke to afford a second horse.

But he doesn’t even get a chance to even try to explain, because Cellbit does it for him, cutting into the conversation with a very proud-sounding, “He is my fiancé, excuse you. And I do not appreciate you talking to him like this.”

Roier could swoon. So he does, sighing forward and slumping against Cellbit’s back. The knight looks positively disgusted, but not because he’s homophobic. It’s the look of a man seeing his childhood best friend in love with an obvious criminal, and it’s hilarious.

Fiancé, Roier dreamily thinks. He just wishes that they got to be boyfriends first.

[tomfrogisblue]

watched a compilation of all the (canon) egg deaths throughout the server's lifetime and I got some thoughts

(cw - lots of death, lots of pain, if you watched this server you know what to expect but be warned anyway)

- fit's reaction to ramón's loss of his first life is so interesting - no reaction from him or phil that an egg had just gone down in the in-game chat. crazy concept compared to the rest of the future of the smp

- juana and tilin's deaths are so sad and accidental that it's kinda funny. Charlie and Mari just clearly have no idea the risky shit they're pulling (COZ HOW COULD THEY???). man, thank god for etoiles figuring out the sword bug

- foolish just stepping out and coming back to a whale'd leo - the poor doozers who tried to get his attention through donos

- poor fucking roier man. that man just went through it. the reaction of the rest of the server when Bobby went down... bruh the suppressed memories of egg trauma are resurfacing...

- i forgot the bulls were such a fucking problem at one point, hit one and they all come to beat your ass.

- i was there for only some of the egg deaths in the actual streams but i remember tallulah's one from the code monster and phil so fucking clearly. the code was soooooo fucking intent on killing her that day, it took so long and it was so frustrating when it finally succeeded. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

- oh my god i fucking straight up forgot how bad em's death to the eye workers was. that was so horrible. really fine with never hearing a scream like that ever again thanks 👍

- on that note - every single one of these are so not fun coz the qsmp perfected a level of story and character with the eggs where no one is really being a character or doing much acting. EVERY TIME AN EGG LOSES A LIFE EVERYONE IS ACTUALLY MISERABLE, THERE IS NO ACTING HERE, EVERYONE IS CRYING, IM CRYING, THE CHAT IS CRYING

- ahem. im fine.

- andddddddd i stopped watching when richas' final death was gonna play. i dont need to watch that again. it is tattooed in my brain. thanks but no ❤️

- and i didnt fully realise how many of the egg deaths that really fucked me up were the redacted ones, the nightmares. ramón getting chased out of his safehouse and dying alone in the bamboo as the server races to save him. Phil getting double tapped on the beach and watching pomme get one shotted by the code, totally helpless to do anything. richas disappearing for one (1) second and just showing up as dead, killed by a frenzied knight out of fucking nowhere. The Nightmare, the event that made the server remove a enemy mob mod for a while coz it was just too op compared to the players, just real fun memories of phil taking a boat back to the beach where it happened and debating on whether he's gonna straight up leave the server if chay is gone.

oh, and the Brazilians just blowing up on Vegetta's mines all the way through their first day, leading to richas just getting a redo of his lives lmao

[peearrdee]

In the tags of a post you mentioned a fooligetta au with knight turned prince consort foolish, would you be willing to talk more about it?

Yes!!! Me n my boyfriend @finntaur have been RPing an AU recently where Foolish is a (secretly trans) knight in Vegetta’s service, who’s come to Vegetta’s court from another kingdom, and serves as his champion at tournament. They both quickly start to catch feelings, even though Vegetta knows he will be expected to take a wife soon. Pledges of undying devotion to the king, lots of little “hunting trips” alone in the royal forest together, where they come back without any game, and sparring matches where they practice hand to hand combat.

And then there’s a big dramatic fairytale moment where Foolish is standing on the sidelines while Vegetta is presented with potential marriage candidates, and Foolish can’t bear to see his king, to whom he’s completely devoted himself, marry someone who barely knows him. So when the last of the candidates steps aside, Foolish steps forward and lists his pedigree and accomplishments, and says that it would be his greatest honor as a knight to serve his king in this capacity.

The king’s advisors are amused, uncertain, and even angry, but Vegetta holds up his hand to silence them, intrigued.

So Foolish undresses in front of the court, outing himself in the hopes that it will convince his king and the advisors to consider his bid for marriage. In doing so, he’s revealing that he would be capable of bearing an heir to the throne, and Vegetta immediately says he’s chosen Foolish, (politely) dismissing the other candidates. Ladies you’re all very beautiful but this guy already knows how to polish the king’s sword.

(Not that Vegetta would even chose anyone else; he’s a stubborn king and would have refused to take a wife at all. Damn the political consequences, he needs that knight!!!)

And then they’re just obnoxiously domestic as Foolish settles into the life of a royal consort <3 and then Leo is born!! And they are both crying and shit because their baby is so goddamn perfect.

[liliumblooms]

Summer job

For @anonymous-dentist’s Spiderbit Week Day 3

Prompt: First meetings

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Maybe an OXXO wasn’t the best place to meet the love of your life, but he couldn’t help but imagine the possibilities after that handsome man, his knight in shining armor, left the store with his phone number.

Wait, wait, wait—maybe he should start explaining from the beginning.

Originally, it was just another normal day at work. The sun was blazing outside the store, the sidewalk practically vibrating from the heat. It was like any other summer day, and while he was happy to be back from his first year at university, he’d much rather be spending his time doing anything else, like hanging out with family and friends who were also back.

He had taken this job because he had hit it off with one of his roommates in the dorms, his new best friend Jaiden, based on their shared dislike for their other roommates. Together, they were planning to rent an apartment near campus for the next year of their studies.

He knew that if he asked, his parents would easily give him the money needed to find a good apartment, if they didn’t build him his own building first. But he didn’t want to put more burden on his parents, who were already paying for the part of his education not covered by scholarships and giving him a nice allowance to live comfortably through university. He wanted to take on this responsibility himself and was working hard to save up at least a few months’ rent for the apartment he and Jaiden had planned to share.

If he worked here during the summer, plus what he had saved during the year, he’d be ready to sign the lease once back in Quesadilla, ready to start a new semester at university.

At that moment, he was restocking inventory on the various shelves in the store, making sure there was enough stock of the most popular products for the season and reorganizing the mess left by a group of teenagers who had just come through the store.

He had been at it for a couple of hours, having received new merchandise in the morning, processing all the new items, organizing them in the small storeroom, bringing out boxes to display in the store, and restocking where necessary.

His coworker was on a lunch break, taking advantage of the low customer traffic during the hottest part of the day when no one wanted to be outside unless absolutely necessary. After making sure the shelves were tidy, full, and organized, he quickly went to fetch a cloth and the small ladder from the storeroom, ready to clean the top of the refrigerators to keep the store looking neat.

If he had learned anything from his father Vegetta, it was cleanliness, order, and symmetry, something he tried to apply in his daily life, even if it wasn’t always perfect. At least at work, his efforts were recognized, and his father’s teachings were what helped him get the job in the first place.

Quickly opening the small ladder, he started cleaning, not hearing the sound of the store’s bell indicating the entrance of a new customer, too focused on finishing quickly so he could return to the register before his coworker came back from lunch.

It wasn’t until he felt one of the refrigerator doors bump into the ladder that he noticed another person’s presence, startling him so much that he physically jumped and lost his balance, narrowly avoiding a fall in front of the customer.

Squeezing his eyes shut and mentally preparing for the impact, he was surprised when it never came, but what shocked him more were the strong arms he felt around his torso, his feet still tangled in the ladder rungs.

Slowly opening his eyes, ready to thank the person for their help, apologize for the inconvenience, and run to hide in the storeroom to call his coworker and beg him to return and handle the customer, unable to deal with the embarrassment. But all those foolish, self-destructive thoughts stopped the moment he locked eyes with the bluest eyes he had ever seen, like shining sapphires, with a gaze as deep as the ocean, feeling as if the stranger in front of him could see his deepest secrets with just one look.

The young man quickly helped him to his feet, lifting him off the ladder with his strong arms, and he could feel his body slowly melting, though not from the outside heat.

“¿Estás bien?” The stranger asked, his voice expressive and somewhat deep. He also detected a slight accent, which he quickly identified as Portuguese.

“S-si, gracias por s-salvarme,” he couldn’t help but stutter, caught between embarrassment and attraction to the man in front of him.

He was tall, though only slightly taller than him, with dark blond hair tied in a half-ponytail, a white streak in his bangs that gracefully fell across his forehead, fair skin with a slight tan and some small freckles, typical for this time of year and place. After a quick glance, he noticed multiple tattoos and scars on his arms, which, personally, didn’t help his brain, already on the verge of a short circuit.

“Sorry for bumping into you, I didn’t notice.” The man apologized politely while Roier mentally made a list of all the attributes he was learning about this stranger.

“Don’t worry, things like this happen here more often than you’d think. At this point, it’s part of the job.” He tried to be funny and downplay what had happened, ready to flirt with the handsome man the universe had sent his way to break the monotony of working at an OXXO.

Apparently, it worked, as the handsome young man let out a light laugh, a smile forming on his lips, which Roier mentally cursed for being attractive as well.

“Even so, forgive me, I’ll be more careful in the rest of the store.” He winked and walked to another aisle to find whatever he was going to buy. Meanwhile, Roier tried to quickly recover from the interaction they had just had.

He quickly went to the register and reached for his phone, ready to bombard his friends with messages and demand help in winning over the handsome Brazilian shopping in the store. Although he didn’t have much time to act, as the man soon approached the register, ready to pay for his items.

He scanned his items one by one and mentally analyzed his purchase. “A bag of regular Doritos, does he know that Mexican ones are spicier than in other countries? A bag of Sabritas, classic, a ham and cheese sandwich, is that his lunch? Two Cokes? Is he with someone?” But a quick glance around the store calmed his nerves, as he didn’t see anyone else, just the man looking at the candies on the small shelves below the register.

“Anything else, sir?” He asked politely, though not ready to end this interaction and let the most handsome man he had ever seen leave the store without at least knowing his name.

“Yes, this candy, do you like it?” He said, placing the candy on the counter. Roier quickly recognized it as a Lucas Muecas, a candy he used to eat a lot after school, a treat his father would often buy him after a long day.

“Yes, it’s good, a bit spicy but with a strong sweet flavor.” He replied honestly, hoping to extend the conversation a bit.

“Alright, just that then.” The man said while starting to search his pockets for something to pay with.

Meanwhile, Roier quickly placed all the items in a plastic bag and strategized his next move.

Once paid, he handed the bag directly to the man, their hands brushing in the process, feeling a slight electric shock run down his spine.

The handsome man quickly rummaged through the bag and handed the candy back to his still-outstretched hand after the contact.

“For you, again, sorry about earlier.” He still looked a bit embarrassed.

“Really, don’t worry about it, I’m fine. And thank you, but I can’t accept it.” He tried to return the candy, but the handsome young man just stepped back, shaking his head.

“Nao, nao, nao, I insist, it’s the least I can do after almost making you fall.”

“Well, thank you very much…” still embarrassed, he squeezed the candy in his hand, bringing it to himself. Gathering courage from who knows where, he decided to take a risky decision and flirt with the guy. What’s the worst that could happen? Embarrass himself and never see him again? That had already happened today.

“But, if you really wanted to make me feel better, maybe you could ask me out?” He felt his cheeks and nose blush slightly, but there was no turning back now.

He smiled when he noticed the blue-eyed man’s gaze, a special sparkle now in them, as he looked at him with a half-smile. Maybe he had made the right move.

“Alright, Roier, give me your number.” He said, handing him his receipt to write his phone number on it. How did he know his name? He wondered, though quickly realizing his work uniform had a small name tag.

Carefully taking the receipt not to wrinkle it, he quickly found a pen on the counter, writing his phone number along with his name and a small winking face, like the one the other had made earlier.

The blond received the receipt back, gently taking his hand in the process, then carefully placing the receipt in his wallet.

“I’m off at 5,” Roier informed him quickly, in case their potential date was today.

“That works perfectly for me, see you then…guapito.” He quickly said goodbye, winking at him again and giving him one last smile for the moment.

“Ay… gatinho!” He couldn’t help but blush at his words, still processing what had just happened.

After a few minutes, contemplating his life and inventing fictitious scenarios in his mind about his future with his most beautiful customer, he realized he never asked for his name, quickly feeling like the biggest idiot in history.

Though his suffering didn’t last long, a few minutes later, he felt his phone vibrate with multiple messages.

From: ????

Hi, guapito!

I’m Cellbit, the guy you served a little while ago.

Sorry for not texting immediately, I had to take my sister back to our hotel.

See you at 5 ;)

God bless summer jobs, annoying roommates, and the country of Brazil for having the most beautiful gatinho in the world.

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

@tubborucho very messy doodles of some eggs based on your egg team pugatory sort

edit: oh yeah @qtubbo i heard the sort was partially yours as well

bolas: chayanne and tallulah

ggn: leo and bobby

soulfire: pomme and empanada

design notes:

chayanne:

big robe from missa is tattered to resemble a royal-esque prince dress

skeleton body suit persists, but the bones have more cracks

bolas mask is cut to match the phantom-esque skull mask i draw him in; covers the whole snout

wing protection, which applies to all members

tallulah:

hair cut! she so grew it out and cut it in purgatory

sweater & skirt combos persist, but she has raggedy coats on instead of cardigans and vests. purgatory lulu is inspired by c!wilbur

no more shoes

mask only protects her nostrils

leo:

cap faces forward, bc that's how you know things are shit

wrap-around mask for that superhero aesthetic, in honor of hermanoier

the general wear is very inspired by vegetta, with the sash and emeralds taken from foolish

bun for practicality

all green of her person glows

bobby:

roier-typical headband

techwear ninja fit heavily taken from jaiden

overalls still constitute as pants though

very simplistic but rugged-looking

pomme:

i've been putting this girl in knight-inspired clothing (etoiles), so fancy fluffy coat hides that

chains and trinkets are on her belt and they call back to all her parents

all the natural blue on her person glows

empanada:

the hair streaks glow, as is with all soulfire members with color fun hair

3/5 of her parents are on this team, so her outfit is a combination of bagi, tina, and niki's soulfire outfits—so big coats, sweaters, and winter boots

no piercings this time

[vienoreal]

Hello hello I am a random and nervous anon who will probably never interact with you again but. I would like. to hear your thoughts. on the minecraft diaries au u mentioned hjbskjdnfksfd i remember watching through that series like 1000000 times back in the day lol

YESSIRRRR I LOVE YOU ANON!

OKAY OKAY SO!

i have a lot of ideas for it and so many thoughts

1st variant of Minecraft Diaries x QSMP crossover.

qMariana is Aphmau, Juanaflippa is Levin and qCharlie is Laurance

Mariana just kinda appeared outta nowhere and Juanita got left at his door and as the Lord of the Quesadilla Village he just fuckin' had to keep her until he found her mother

on said adventure he meets this very pretty guy who for reason has really long green hair and pieces of slime on him like HUH? AND HE'S FLIRTING WITH HIM?? AND HE COMES OVER TO VOUCH FOR HIS INNOCENCE ALONG WITH HIS OWN KNIGHT FOOLISH?

okay and now he has a fucking Wyvern and offered to give him a ride? fuck yesss, but honestly even if he wants to jump this man's bones like every other bitch but he has a kid to take care of! and a village! also Foolish is kinda hot and Charlie is a knight for another village

Mariana just looks like his normal self, some people question the outfit but he doesn't really know either

Charlie's outfit is exactly like Laurance's, but his hair is Green because his childhood friend, aka. Wilbur Soot, and who he considers his brother, dyed his hair and disappeared before he could change it back

Charlie ended up having to take care of Tallulah, Wilbur's daughter. Phil, the new Lord of Meteli also takes care of her and his other son, Chayanne. Missa is his guard.

Quackity takes Sasha's role, having died and turning into a Shadow Knight. Tilín disappeared after his death and Charlie is still working on trying to find them.

when Mariana goes to save the Chicken Shaman, aka. Maximus, Charlie sacrifices himself to save them, hoping for Maximus to turn Wilbur back to himself

he gets raptured and turned into a Shadow Knight, where he sees Quackity as Sasha, Luzu as Gene and someone else (i have yet to figure out who should be Vylad. )

Mariana is honestly fucking devastated that Charlie is in the Nether with no help and no way to come back, until he sees him while on a trip with Juanita. Charlie wanted to reach out to Mariana and hug him and kiss him, but he couldn't. the rage imbued in him by the Shadow Lord making it also impossible from pulling out his sword and gutting Mariana, the last Lord he served. but seeing little Juana there, staring at him with big bright eyes and a smile, reminded him of Tilín and Tallulah. it broke his heart and he fled, afraid of hurting the poor child.

when Mariana later finds Charlie, blind, hurt and nearly on death's door with the wyvern, Cucurucho (yes Cucurucho bc qCharlie's interactions with it are funny and adorable and sad) suddenly turned dark and disappearing

Wilbur, now turned normal thanks to the combined efforts of Vegetta (Zoey) and Cellbit (Kawaii-Chan), came to visit and Mariana left to give them space, but thennnnnnn

the High Priest, Rubius, is outside his tattered house which was blown up by Leo (Zenix) while he was on his adventure for the mother of Juanita. threatening Charlie

yaddi yaddi yada, story goes as normal y'know, except arguments and love between Charlie and Mariana and jealousy with Charlie over Foolish and Mariana

now misc facts about this version of this AU go! -> Charlie is a slime elemental and human hybrid. Mariana is still Lady Irene and i guess a reincarnation? Aaron doesn't exist in this version. Tilín takes Malachi's role, having died and become a ghost with the same fear powers, but Charlie takes them in instead of Mariana. Roier is Dante. Donna and Logan are Forever and Bad respectively. Jaiden is Kiki, and Fit is Brendan. Emmalyn's role is taken up by Baghera. Lucinda is Etoiles and Nicole is Melissa. yes. no, it doesn't make sense. yes, i know.

2nd variant of the AU!!

their roles are just reversed. that's it. Charlie is Aphmau, Mariana is Laurance.

3rd variant of the crossover

Charlie is Logan, Mariana is Donna and Juanaflippa is Yip. but make everything else and everyone else normal Minecraft Diaries or other QSMP members i honestly don't know

Charlie, instead of being greedy and mean, is very friendly and weird and quite diabolical, a slime hybrid. when he gets turned into a werewolf, it messes with his slime and instead transforms him into and eldritch mix of werewolf, slime and demon with too many limbs, too many eyes and teeth and claws, too much fur and goop and,,,, tentacles? goo goobie bitches

Mariana is a nurse who got moved into the "Babe House", and after seeing the hot buff merchant, he's very much into it and wants to become a sugar baby, but instead falls in love and gets married. mission failed successfully?

their relationship is very much playfighting and joke arguments that seem a bit too real for others. they are madly in love and have done el sexo de grande multiple times. even with Charlie in monster form. Charlie gets ruts btw– *gets shot*

when they get kidnapped, Charlie fights tooth and nail to keep Mariana safe, at the expense of his health. he's near death when rescued by the Lord, and frantic in going back to Mariana

Flippa, the lone survivor of the murder of her tribe, later found by Charlie, instead of the Lord of his village. he takes her in and treats her just like he would his own biological daughter

then when he sees Mariana again, reencuentro el sexo de grande

when they go back home, Charlie goes back to his job and dotes on his brand new daughter and his bitch wife like no other, it's sickening how much he adores his family

and during the war, Charlie stays behind to fight, wreaking havoc against his opponents. and during the 15 year time-skip, he waits for Mariana patiently, sitting at the docks like dog waiting for its owner. when he comes back with Flippa, Charlie almost tackles them into the ocean with how happy he was, crying with Flippa about missing each other and kissing Mariana breathless

the Backflippo family is one of the few who stayed at the village. Charlie is one of the few people who are capable of fighting off the bandits easily, along with the help of Juanaflippa, but he has to he away to keep getting more resources and food to keep everything ok and running

Mariana starts a garden at the wish of Juanita, giving them to Charlie to sell and Juana to make crowns of and press them. he farms as well and makes sure everyone stays healthy, rasing Juanita while Charlie is off doing business and exchanging letters with him almost every single day, sending them talking about their days and how they're doing while away

they're so in love your honor

Juana is very hyper and very energetic, practically hounding Charlie to play and teach her how to be a werewolf every time he's home. whenever that happens Mariana takes a big big nap and enjoys whatever gift Charlie brought back

i'm so normal guys, trust me

hope you liked these ms paint drawings HSBDJDHHDGSGVS

[tweeapis]

I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me.

If you see any inconsistencies with their designs,

you don’t

[packedtazer]

🫧"Eu tava confortável no dia, né, tava calor." 🫧

🫧 Notes about Y!pac:

-> Uses he/she/they pronouns, doesn't know exactly what her gender is! Also identifies as transfem, but not entirely?

-> Goes by Pac, or whatever nickname she gets called!

-> Has a mental link with Mike (@tazeredmike) so posts may occasionally have pink or green text!

-> She likes to be called Mae more than Pai!

🫧 Taglist:

𓆝 chomp chomp - in-character posts

𓆝 🦈 - out-of-character posts/tags

𓆝 closed book - finished threads

𓆝 lab experiments - anonymous asks

𓆝 your machines - in-character reblogs

🫧 The Favela:

𓆝 my darling baby - richarlyson (@footballpigeon)

𓆝 my coração - cellbit (@catboyarg)

𓆝 meu ar - felps (@felpsederation)

𓆝 my sun - mike (@tazeredmike)

𓆝 my brave knight - etoiles (@tueur-de-donjon)

🫧 Minha família:

𓆝 my dear sister - baghera (@theducklady)

𓆝 pomme! - pomme (@carmalized-apples)

𓆝 my other wet man - quackity (@duckduckquackity)

𓆝 oh my god its spider-man - roier (@psicologoier)

𓆝 my brother - slime (@elfagflippo)

𓆝 my sister in law - mariana (@elwifeguy)

𓆝 meu juana - juanaflippa (@bulletflips)

𓆝 meu tilin - tilin (@witheredlilacs)

𓆝 meu gegg - gegg (@goo-amalgamation)

🫧 You're cute ;) :

𓆝 my creator - foolish (@builderfreak)

𓆝 a great warrior - vegetta (@constructor777)

𓆝 fitch - fit (@spawnradio)

𓆝 another daddy! - badboyhalo (@daddestboyhalo)

𓆝 i love your band - wilbur (@signed-in-song)

𓆝 mr minecraft - philza (@crows-father)

🫧 Eggs:

𓆝 dapper! - dapper (@autismbeamsyou)

𓆝 bobby! - bobby (@bobby-el-mas-chingon)

𓆝 ramon! - ramon (@inventorswag)

𓆝 chayanne! - chayanne (@cha-cha-cha-chayanne)

𓆝 a princesa - tallulah (@music-among-the-amapolas)

𓆝 leonarda! - leo (@minibuilder777)

𓆝 trumpet! - trumpet (@yaaay-propellerhat)

🫧 Others:

𓆝 i like your mines - maximus (@maximum-father)

𓆝 jaiden :D - jaiden (@birdcage-island)

𓆝 skeletor? - missa (@cringefailskeledad)

𓆝 spreen. - spreen (@cringefailabsentdad)

𓆝 quesa? - @quesadillaislandofficial

𓆝 that bear... - cucurucho (@thecensusbureau)

𓆝 there's another? - cucurucho 2 (@thebetterbureau)

[qsmpvegetta]

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡HOLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! You can call me VEGETTA (he/it) on this blog! I am 21 & kin! As well as therian and sometimes age regressor! :} Main is @hrtnsolofytube !!

I'll reblog art and stuff that makes me think about myself, and also do ask games as well!! They are so fun :D

This blog might not always be themed around Vegetta, because I have a lot of strong kins, but it is right now and will be for a while! This blog will probably only have our QSMP kins!

Basic DNI criteria + DNI if anti-factkin/DA or Anti-Endo

KINS/IDS BELOW ;;

Vegetta777

ForeverPlayerG

ElQuackity

Qauckity

Foolish

Slimecicle

Maximus

Cellbit

GEGG

FitMC

NON-QSMP KINS/IDS ;;

C!Quackity (DSMP)

Scam Likely (Dungeons and Daddies)

Reddoons (LifestealSMP)

Branzy (LifestealSMP)

Chip Bastard Lastname (JRWI: Riptide)

Gillion Tidestrider (JRWI: Riptide)

DM!Grizzly (JRWI: Riptide)

Martyn Inthelittlewood (NLSMP/TL)

GoodTimesWithScar (All characters)

Camilo Madrigal (Encanto)

C!Tommy (DSMP)

Jack (BioShock)

C!Karl (DSMP/TFTSMP)

Revivebur (DSMP)

HABIT (EverymanHybrid)

FACTKINS/IDS * ;;

Quackity

Ted Nivison

Wilbur Soot

Reddoons

GrizzlyPlays

Bizly

Tyler Joseph

Karl Jacobs

Awsten Knight

* these are typically IRL/DAs for us

[cacklefrendly]

Share the au classes omg

GLADLY

here's the ground rules i've been goin with:

Each person can have a Main Class and a Secondary Class. No lore-based restrictions apply but they're fun to consider.

Alternatively, someone's main class can be replaced with them being non-"human".

Eggs follow the same principle BUT they can't be Tanks (Gladiator and Marauder are allowed) and can't be non-"human".

i don't have classes for: Forever, Mariana, Dan, Luzu, Maximus, Spreen, Quackity, Kameto, and most of the new members. everyone else* is under the readmore

(disclaimer: i don't watch everyone here but i do read other people's analysis' of them/their cubitos)

PARENTS AND EGGS

FIT — MAIN: Dragoon. SECONDARY: Gunbreaker. RAMÓN — MAIN: Machinist. SECONDARY: Lancer.

PHILZA — MAIN: Paladin. SECONDARY: Reaper. MISSA — MAIN: Astrologian. SECONDARY: Reaper. CHAYANNE — MAIN: Reaper. SECONDARY: Gladiator.

WILBUR — MAIN: Bard. SECONDARY: Red Mage. TALLULAH — MAIN: Bard. SECONDARY: Scholar.

BBH — VOIDSPAWN. Pact: Dapper. SECONDARY: White Mage. DAPPER — MAIN: Reaper. SECONDARY: Machinist.

FOOLISH — PRIMAL. SECONDARY: Blue Mage. VEGETTA — MAIN: Monk. LEONARDA — MAIN: Red Mage. SECONDARY: Monk.

PAC — MAIN: Red Mage. SECONDARY: Sage. MIKE — MAIN: Sage. SECONDARY: Red Mage. FELPS — MAIN: White Mage. SECONDARY: Blue Mage. CELLBIT — MAIN: Summoner. SECONDARY: Dark Knight has no secondary shut up shut up he's past that RICHARLYSON — MAIN: Glamour Expert. SECONDARY: Cupid.

ETOILES — MAIN: Warrior. SECONDARY: Black Mage. W.O.L. ANTOINE — ASCIAN. BAGHERA — MAIN: Monk. SECONDARY: Black Mage. AYPIERRE — MAIN: Summoner. SECONDARY: Scholar. POMME — MAIN: Sage. SECONDARY: Marauder.

OTHER RESIDENTS

ROIER — MAIN: . SECONDARY: Dancer. RIVERS — MAIN: Monk. SECONDARY: Samurai JAIDEN — MAIN: Ninja. CHARLIE — MAIN: Blue Mage. SECONDARY: Reaper. IRONMOUSE — VOIDSPAWN. Pact: N/A

SPECIAL CASES

GEGG — Gegg. Summonable by AyPierre. Former Raid Boss. THE ENTITIES — Egi. Summonable by Cellbit. Future Raid Bosses. RUBIUS — Primal. MUMZA — God. Has pacts similar to a Voidsent. (Phil, Missa, Chay) CODE MONSTERS — Voidspawn. Reoccurring Raid/Trial Bosses. "JUANAFLIPPA" — Voidspawn. Pact w/ Charlie. Becomes Raid Boss.

[yb-cringe]

oh also my fics.

All that it meant (and all that it did not) - Fit is a hired sword who gets 'napped by some of the Order's knights. He meets Ramon, who's chillin' with the knights till they can find a use for him after he was pretty much forcibly enlisted at like. 9. Fit's escape depends on this kid thinking they're friends. He definitely doesn't end up caring about the kid, that'd be craaazy.

A Thousand Words Between Me and You - DSMP/QSMP crossover fantasy AU (can you tell I have a niche). iykyk. vegeretish (vegetta/foolish/eret) are trying to make this whole poly thing work, even though vegetta is one hell of a jealous guy and eret is working with five different guilt complexes and foolish is busy trying to raise a kid and a kingdom and mediate the two of them--

Besitos- Jaiden and Roier with lil Bobby. A splash of hurt/comfort. Exploring an hc i had that when Jaiden 'crashed' while playing the game, it was her 'passing out'. I just love how it turned out lol.

Inspired by @theminecraftbee -- you know what I haven’t seen going around in a while, and could use some of myself? How about some fic recs??

Consider this both a rec and a self-promo post: recommend some fics to me in the reblogs and I’ll reblog your recs! In general, try to include both a summary and why you’re reccing it (whether it’s a self-promo or someone else’s), and let’s get some eyes on fics!

[anonymous-dentist]

High fantasy, royalty au, childhood friends to strangers to enemies to lovers

Kid Cellbit and Kid Roier meet at some kind of Royalty Tournament as kids and they become besties IMMEDIATELY. But they get separated, because duh, they aren’t from the same kingdom

Time passes and then bam, they’re old enough to lead their own countries. (Well, not really, they’re both the younger siblings in their families. Bagi is the older twin and Leo was born into the royal family where Roier was adopted into it)

Fancy ball happens to celebrate Bagi’s coronation as queen. Roier and Cellbit meet and don’t recognize each other and they somehow start beefing over something really stupid

This beef continues after the ball. Cellbit complains about Roier All The Time. Roier complains about Cellbit All The Time. They argue every time they see each other. They try and make each other look bad. They push each other into fountains. Nobody knows why, not even them.

Ah, but they have to work together now! Because the evil sorcerer Cucurucho wants to take over the world and he’s kidnapped both Cellbit and Roier to do it! He’s gonna blackmail the kingdoms into giving him the throne, but uhhhh

Yeah so Roier and Cellbit are badasses. Roier is a trained knight and former member of the mafia. And Cellbit is a trained soldier and the technical head of his kingdom’s royal guards

They escape and they have to get back to their kingdoms together because they’re super far away, and they have to get along now in order to survive

Their arguments start turning into flirtatious comments without them noticing. They work together to defeat Cucurucho’s agents. They start sharing beds and sleeping bags to preserve warmth in the cold winter months they’ve been kidnapped in. And they don’t notice because the shift is so natural

By the time they make it to the nearest kingdom, Roier’s, they’re absolutely Ridiculous. Vegetta, remembering how good of friends they were as kids, lets it slide. He starts quietly working on engagement paperwork with Foolish to send to Bagi later

There’s a brief argument when Cellbit leaves to go to his kingdom because Roier wants to protect him but he has to stay and Cellbit doesn’t need protecting and he has to go, but it gets settled almost as soon as Cellbit leaves because Roier fucking sneaks out his window and sneaks into Cellbit’s carriage to surprise him

Long story short, Cucurucho is defeated and Cellbit and Roier get married and have a small castle in both Roier’s kingdom and in Cellbit’s and they get four cute little children to take care of (Bobby, Richas, Pepito, and Hope) and they live happily ever after

Okay but I had a dream last night that may actually be the most romantic idea for a spiderbit fic I’ve ever seen

[anonymous-dentist]

Like, there’s a certain amount of disconnect between the human Roier and his immortal new family. He almost never gets to see Vegetta, Foolish just kinda dicks around with him (not very fatherlike, if you were to ask Roier), and all he and Leo ever do is fight because she misses being and only child and this is the first kind of family Roier’s ever had so of course he wants his new ‘dads’ to hang out with him!!

He has Jaiden, though! She’s his personal knight, an avian with very pretty blue wings that she lets him help preen. And he has Bobby, Jaiden’s squire. He’s technically training to help protect Leo one day, but he kinda just attached himself to Jaiden and Roier and gets angry when someone tries taking them away from him.

But, like… that’s it. Maybe Roier had actually been excited to get a family- the royal family, no less!!! There are stories about how much they all love each other, like they’re the perfect family or something. And they are. But he’s kinda… left out of a lot of it. Which is fine! He’s new! He’s only been part of the family for a year, which isn’t too long in the grand scheme of things.

But he also isn’t allowed to do anything without direct supervision, and one of his dads treats him more as a friend than as a son, and the other dad is too busy doing king things to hang out, and his sister just seems to hate him.

It’s why he ends up running away after all. Jaiden keeps telling him that he’s loved, but he just isn’t seeing it. So the royal family won’t mind if he just… leaves for a bit. A couple weeks, maybe, just long enough for Roier to stretch his legs and maybe even see the ocean.

(But he’s wrong and he’s just traumatized and his new family adores him, he just can’t see it yet.)

Okay so in my royalty au, Foolish and Vegetta are the immortal kings of the Dragon Kingdom: Vegetta is a literal dragon in human form, and Foolish is an immortal demigod of death and chaos. Their daughter, Leonarda, is also a dragon. She’s coming up on 50 years old, but she looks like a 10 year old human child because that’s just how dragons are, don’t question it

And then there’s Roier.

Roier is a human. He grew up in the streets by himself because his grandfather was Not able to handle raising a kid, he trained with Spreen to get into the Royal Dragon Guard, he didn’t end up getting into the Guard because of his inability to take the exam seriously, and maybe because Spreen sabotaged him after hearing that only one trainee could get in.

So Roier is back on the streets, he’s 21 years old, he’s bored, and so he decides to cause a little trouble. A festival happens in the city, and the royal family is there, and Roier sneaks in where he isn’t supposed to be, and he steals King Vegetta’s crown and runs away with it and he puts it on his head and starts walking around the festival saying he’s also part of the royal family, haven’t you heard? He’s the secret lost prince, Roier!

Obviously, he gets caught, but Vegetta is so amused by the whole thing that he’s like. Yeah, sure, you can be my son. Why not? You’re basically a child compared to me, anyway!

And Foolish is super on board with it because that was funny as hell, okay? He enjoys a good prank.

And so poor Roier gets adopted by the royal family overnight, and he spends his entire first week in the castle avoiding Leo’s wrath because she’s the crown princess!!! Why does he suddenly get all this attention! >:(

Honestly, it’s not a bad gig, but he kinda just wants to like. Not be stuck in a palace for the rest of his life because two supposedly-immortal old guys thought he was funny.