#vegeta // ✸ always keep your pride ✸

[dreadsuitsamus]

Cuddling With Saiyans Headcanons

author's note: i love snuggles. also once again the character banners you see in this post were created by the amazing @actuallysaiyan!! ❤️

pairings: vegeta x fem!reader, goku x fem!reader, broly x fem!reader, gohan x fem!reader

warnings: snuggles, mentions of nightmares, light nsfw if you squint

is not much of a cuddler, obviously

or is that just what he wants you to think?

Vegeta, like all saiyans, runs hot and will keep you warm if you let him

key being, if you let him

he will never initiate snuggle time

but if you pull him in, or simply ask him to, he folds

he'll scoop you up in those beefy arms and hold you just how you like

he personally likes to be the big spoon, but he'll never even admit he likes spooning at all

if you get up or move around at any point in the night, you've lost your snuggle privileges only because he sleeps so heavily that he won't be up to readjust anytime soon

and when he's up, he's at it and going to start the day's training

so consider your options carefully next time you have to pee and his arms are locked so tightly around you that it's squeezing your bladder for dear life

nine times out of ten, you'll wake up to find Vegeta on top of you, shielding your body with his

even during slumber, his top priority is your safety

Vegeta likes to rub the tip of that sharp nose against you, be it the curve of your neck and shoulder or against your cheek

he doesn't know it, but he used to do that to his mother as well when he was a young boy

playing with Vegeta's hair is the one surefire way to get him to sleep when he otherwise has a hard time doing so

don't start humming though, it makes him angry. he'll start muttering about his pride and how lullabies are for babies

he'd like you to keep giving him the sweet forehead kisses though

Goku is the king of snuggling

he's already always down for a nap, so if you need some quality Goku snuggle time, just get in bed and wait a few minutes

literally, he's got a sixth sense for these things

likes to tuck his face into your neck because you smell good, and he likes nuzzling into your natural smell that lies below the artificial scents you wear

runs like a damn furnace, so always make sure to wear a skimpy pajama set, or nothing at all

don't rile him up though or the snuggling is just gonna have to wait

he snores, but he's so soft about it that it doesn't bother you

Goku rarely ever feels particularly down or sad, but sometimes he does and snuggles are a perfect cure

sit on his lap and he'll take it from there, hiding his face in your chest and slipping his arms around you tightly

play with his hair a bit and he's putty in your hands, especially when you massage the top of his scalp with your nails

eventually he'll tell you what's on his mind, and after you talk it out, he's feeling better but very much still wants to cuddle

Goku does not. let. go. until he's had his fill

so DO NOT cuddle with him if you either haven't gone pee in a while or have errands to run later

he'd let go if you asked of course, but not without giving you those pitiful puppy dog eyes

so don't break his poor lil heart and just keep snuggling with him as long as he wants, okay?

nobody ever died from a lil bit of saiyan cuddling, after all

Broly isn't keen on cuddling at the beginning of your relationship

he actually craves comfort, but physical touch is hard for him to accept since the concept is so foreign to him

that being said, being around you is quite the comfort in itself for Broly, so laying in bed with you already works wonders

slowly he warms up to you, like sleeping just a tad closer than even the night before

he can feel the heat from your body, and the backs of his fingers curiously brush against the soft skin of your arm

he takes your hand in his one night, and keeps holding it even after you fall asleep

you're warm and soft and it's all he's ever wanted in his life

from that point on, he quickly warms up to your touch and is a clingy saiyan like no other

his hold is almost too tight, and when you start to wheeze is when you decide it would be in your best interests to ask him to ease up

but goodness he loves to hold you to his large chest, one hand on your hip and the other at the center of your back

Broly unfortunately suffers from nightmares

and though he'd never hurt you intentionally, it's definitely a risk to be near him when he's having a nightmare

there's nothing much you can do but wait it out and soothe him when he wakes up

he appreciates it nonetheless, and as your bond strengthens they become less frequent

Broly holds you like you're a teddy bear, and oftentimes will just scoop you up from your place and hold you

it is not uncommon to wake up completely on top of him and locked in those big arms

he loves to cuddle but doesn't quite know how to ask for it, so he literally will just pick you up and hold you as he pleases

if you tell him no then he will obviously respect that

broly is very big on consent, ever since you taught him just what it is and he realizes how he's been violated of it his entire life

he's a gentle giant, and you've really expected no less from him when it comes to cuddling

his tail will wrap around you as well, keeping you as close as possible

he does snore, but his sleeping face is cute so it's okay

Gohan can be a bit of a loner, as a result of his eventful childhood

so when he met you, he was cautious yet anxious to have a connection with someone not an alien or batshit insane!

so he takes your relationship slow and sweetly, and when you start staying over at his place or vice versa he is so excited

he's always touching you, kissing you, in general just being so damn sweet on you that he's practically buzzing

and he's internally kicking himself for being so clingy, so when bedtime rolls around he lays completely still

no touching at all

and it takes everything in you not to laugh at this silly, adorable man

when you finally roll over into his side and snuggle up to him, he relaxes and kisses your forehead while moving those deceptively strong arms around you

Gohan likes to rub his hands along your back and gently digs his knuckles in circles against any tense spots

he normally will wear a long sleeve shirt and a soft pair of pj pants to bed, but usually takes his shirt off before falling asleep since his blood runs so hot

likes it when you trace the lines of his abs, and that alone sometimes is the only reason he gets some training in

Gohan likes to watch documentaries before bed and takes great pleasure in explaining things you may not understand in greater detail

you, on the other hand, just like the look on his face when he's excited, so that's why you ask so many questions

your extended knowledge for trivia games as a result is just a nice little side effect

sometimes work and research can get to Gohan, and when you can't get him out of the office you resort to sitting on his lap and tucking his face into your chest

Gohan is literally defenseless against it and will have no choice but to relax against you and take a break

he takes after his father and hardly snores at all

not-so-secretly likes to be the little spoon

when Pan is born, they become the ultimate snuggle buddies and you only feel a little left out because they look so damn precious when they're cuddling

you're still Gohan's favorite though, forever and always

[shannonsketches]

One of my long standing headcanons (and it might be super common) is that Geets never assumes he's welcome to return after a genuine failure, not only as a habit from being in the Freeza Force but also just an artifact of shame and pride's relationship, which feels normal enough.

But then, every once in a while, I think about how at the end of the series Vegeta not only assumed he wouldn't be included in his wish, but also actively removed himself from being brought back to life because of what he did, knowing that the punishment he faced was to have his mind and body and memories destroyed, forever. The man introduced to the series as a villainous master of survival seeking immortality -- who's third wish for that exact thing from this exact dragon ten years prior was undercut by Guru's death, resulting in his own -- saying No I Deserve to Face Judgement I Have No Third Wish.

God I fucking love Vegeta. He didn't know Bulma brought his victims back so he was like 'no we have to make sure the people I hurt are okay too, idc if I don't count'

And for the emotional whiplash, my beloved, Goku's reaction to Vegeta saying 'no no i deserve to stay dead' is 'huh i guess you're right!'

aklsjdjasj i love this orange cat too, your honor

Bonus(es) from this end bit, because the Buu saga is predictably my favorite saga:

The Genuine Shock, the 'Good for you!,' the Porunga going 'Nah man I've met Beerus my definitions of good and evil is wildly different from your little baby earth dragon'

everyone in this panel being '!!!' except 18 who faced god and walked backward into hell to say "you're goddamn right my child is unharmed"

She said stay in your lane, fate

Bulma being so happy to hear her husband's voice again, probably assuming she wouldn't for at least half a year (and probably not knowing that it might be too late for Geets by then)

Vegeta's warrior crush on Piccolo finally being mutual

Goku's little concentration face

Vegeta being reminded that nobody on Earth knows his credentials

Vegeta volunteering to be a meatshield because nobody can tank like Geets can (shout out to Krillin being impressed by it back in the day)

Vegeta volunteering to die, again, if it means keeping his home and his family (and his friends) safe.

Porunga being the coolest dragon with places to go and people to see, he does not have all day

Everyone cheering on the boys. Bulma being very ladylike in her super short dress, as always.

Dende voluntarily healing Vegeta for the first time, and Vegeta accepting help with no ulterior motive.

Vegeta backing down from executing a threat he was personally harmed by instead of just doing it like he did with the Ginyu Force.

Goku being so full of love for everyone all the time even when they've done a lot of harm

Everyone being so full of love

Bulma clinging to Vegeta when Buu turns the corner

Trunks (Eight Years Old) being 100% Ready to Rock Buu's Shit

Marron not being totally sure wtf is going on

Vegeta still not on board with the whole 'Laugh it Off' thing Goku and his friends do with existential threats, But Whatever

God I love this series so much lkjada

[tobiasdrake]

An under rated skill of goku's is his general awareness. Generally speaking, he's very good at noticing power. That's why when he lets his foes reach full power (like Frieza) he's the one who clowns them, unlike Vegeta who gets clowned whenever he does that.

With that in mind, it's very fitting that he knows Instant Transmission. It's a skill whose fundemental requirement is being able to sense the strength of others

It's worth noting that Vegeta and Goku's situations there are starkly different - though not as much as you might think.

Frieza up to that point has been so courteous as to provide a running tally of how much ki he's using at a given point.

Goku can make a confident assumption of what 100% Frieza will look like because he's already experienced 50% Frieza. Nonetheless, Goku's motives were the same as Vegeta's all the same.

Like Vegeta, Goku was drunk on Saiyan battle-lust when he decided to both a) let Frieza power up to 100% and b) remain on Namek while everyone else was being whisked off to the safety of Earth. Though Goku's battle-lust was also driven by a desire for revenge.

But, as Kaio points out, the battle-lust of the Super Saiyan's taken hold of Goku's senses. Given the choice between revenge and a fight, Goku's more interested in the latter.

By contrast, at the time Vegeta made this boneheaded decision:

Nobody had any idea what Perfect Cell would be like. Not even Cell.

Notably, both Goku and Vegeta at their respective times were also channeling the Super Saiyan, which - as Kaio noted above - includes among its effects heightened aggression and impaired decision-making.

After being told multiple times that the Super Saiyan is a hyper-aggressive ultra-warrior, Goku finally had the chance to experience it on Namek. His assessment was "Gohan needs to leave before this form makes me do things to him too."

In an ironic twist, we even see the arrogant cruelty of the Super Saiyan intermix with Goku's own pleasant demeanor in the form of the cruel mercy he offers Frieza.

Goku's never cared about shredding someone's pride before. He's in it for love of the game. He just wants a good fight.

But here, he's like, "I've broken your spirit, your body, and your will. Run off and cower under a rock and spend the rest of your life agonizing in terror about your pathetic inadequacies, you useless trash mongrel."

He doesn't even want Frieza to train up and come back to fight him again like Piccolo and Vegeta; He's legit telling Frieza to go wallow in defeat. And that's. Just. Not how Goku talks to people he's beaten. Super Saiyan Goku is a very sore winner.

Letting Vegeta become a Super Saiyan is like getting a squirrel high on speed. He was battle-hungry and aggressive enough already, but now he's battle-hungry and aggressive squared.

Goku, for his part, worked hard on controlling this enhanced aggression. When Gohan first became a Super Saiyan, Goku tried to coach him through managing it as well.

This was part of the purpose behind Goku and Gohan's mastery of the state during their RoSaT training. After giving up on the idea of breaking the Super Saiyan's limits, part of the purpose behind mastering the Super Saiyan itself was to eliminate the enhanced aggression.

Get rid of the ki bleeding, get rid of the psychological byproducts, and normalize it so that it's as natural as their base states. There's even a cool visual effect you can pick up with it.

When a character turns Super Saiyan, their eyes turn sharp and angular to indicate their enhanced ferocity.

It's a look characters get when they're mad or focused, but the Super Saiyan always looks like that. Even when contemplative or scared, a Super Saiyan looks pissed as hell.

But once Goku and Gohan master the state, they're able to have gentler, rounder eyes in this form even while they keep the angular Super Saiyan eyebrows.

This is a man who is no longer resisting a compulsion to start throwing hands at everyone in the immediate area. The Super Saiyan answers entirely to him now, with no drawbacks.

...but when Gohan's rage boosts mix with the ultra-fury of a limit-broken Super Saiyan to form Super Saiyan 2, all of that bad decision making comes sweeping in again. The aggression...

...and the cruelty.

So. Yeah. Super Saiyan is a hell of a drug.

So far as Goku and Vegeta go, however, there is one other interesting point of comparison to be made. Against Frieza and Cell, they made similar choices, but their circumstances are admittedly a little different. Though it's worth noting that there is one other data point of interest.

For that, we turn to Majin Buu. Here, Goku and Vegeta make similar choices to forego Kaioshin's quest to thwart Majin Buu, instead choosing to have their long-awaited rematch with one another. Vegeta starts it when he throws a fit during Gohan's fight with Dabra, condemning this whole thing as a waste of time.

Borrowing the same power from Uranai Baba that once let his Grandpa Gohan face him in the ring of martial arts and say goodbye, Goku has a 24-hour reprieve from death so that he and everyone who loves him can have their closure. Appropriately, he chose to spend it at the Tenkaichi Budokai - before all this Kaioshin nonsense happened.

For Vegeta, this meant an opportunity to face Goku in the Tenkaichi Budokai. To have one last chance to truly surpass his rival, rather than living with the uncertainty of never measuring up to a gravestone. And all of this nonsense is denying him that.

But it's not quite so innocent as "I want one last fight with my rival." Vegeta wants to win that fight. By his own later admission, the hissy fit he throws here is a ruse meant to attract Babidi's attention. He's seen firsthand that Babidi can bring out incredible power and cruelty from people, and wants Babidi to fix him.

Vegeta wanted this fight. And he wanted to win it. He wanted to be the version of himself that could win it. Nothing else mattered.

As for Goku? Well.

Goku wants this fight too. Kaioshin pleads with Goku, telling him that he'll have to go through him. Goku accepts those terms and intimidates Kaioshin into surrendering and letting the fight happen.

Goku, notably, does still care about thwarting Buu. He sends Gohan and Kaioshin off to deal with that while he faces off with Vegeta. Goku is a complicated man. He wants good things for people and to have thrilling battles, and when the fists begin flying, he's visibly having the time of his life.

He just. He thinks they can afford to get away with this. Neither Goku nor Vegeta takes the threat of Majin Buu seriously. This much was evident when they started playing Janken to decide who fights Babidi's minions in the first place.

As Vegeta explains once Buu does awaken and they do start to sense his ki:

Goku and Vegeta are powerful beyond even the reckoning of the highest gods at this point (pre-DBS). And so even when Kaioshin begs and pleads with them to take this seriously, that Majin Buu is truly dangerous, his words fall on deaf ears.

Goku takes it more seriously than Vegeta does. He starts this fight insisting that he's going to go Full Power against Vegeta from the get-go to try and end this as fast as possible.

But he still plays along. He's been playing along.

This is the tragedy of the early Buu arc. Neither of them really cared about thwarting Majin Buu. They just. Assumed they could handle it. Because they were so powerful that they made everyone Kaioshin was intimidated by look like jokes, and they expected no different of Buu.

Just like with Frieza. Just like with Cell. At least they're consistent.

[floating-mid-air]

The Princess of all Saiyans

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Masterlist

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I'm back yet again. Tbh, this chapter was pushed out entirely by just trying to occupy myself. Boe, my childhood cat of 16 years, just recently passed away. So, this chapter is entirely dedicated to her. I've had Boe practically my entire life, so it's def been rough. But I'm glad to finally get a chapter out for you all! This chapter is also a bit shorter than usual due to how I wanna start the next chapter. As always, DM's/Comments are always open if you have any comments, questions, or concerns. Thanks for all the support!

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Chapter 17

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You glide through the air, observing the destruction of the planet beneath you. Demolishing a planet was always your favorite part of the job when you were working under Frieza. It was always the most exciting part. Though, watching a planet burn is not as fun when your life is in imminent danger. Who knew?

This entire situation is difficult for you. This retreat is tactical, for sure. But... running away with your tail between your legs... to Earth of all planets. It's sickening. It goes against every single one of your instincts and every lesson you've ever been taught. Daily life would be much simpler without the damn Saiyan pride flowing through your veins. At points, it feels more like an anchor weighing you down. 

You spot a familiar figure in the distance, with a much larger one slung over his shoulders. You pick up speed, quickly outpacing him. "Huh?" The boy looks up, calling out your name. "You're safe!"

"Yeah, yeah. No need to throw a party." You scoff. "This planet is still a ticking time bomb." The two of you keep flying, not saying much to each other as you travel the distance. Before you speak up again. "Any idea how far this damn ship is?" Gohan shrugs, so the brat's as clueless as you are. "Great. Just great." You mumble sarcastically, blowing a strand of hair out of your face. 

Now you're on a wild goose chase of Kakarot's making. Some coordinates would've been nice. Not far from here isn't precisely quality directions. You'd take a simple cardinal direction at this point. And with the way this planet is crumbling, the ship might not even be functioning by now. 

"Hey!" Gohan calls out to you. "Look down there!" Your gaze trails downward. You make a subtle landing, dropping in front of the ship's doors. Wow, it's actually in one piece. It also has the same logo from that cave where you visited Raditz to inform him about the true fate of your people. Must be some sort of brand. 

"How the hell do you even open this thing?" You stare at the doors of the dome-shaped ship. Times like this, you miss the technology you've grown accustomed to under Frieza's command. Gohan moves over to you; he pushes a camouflage button, the door spinning open immediately. You enter the vessel first. It's small but larger than what you're used to. You still have nightmares about those damn pods you were crammed into. Sardines in a can have more room than you did. 

Gohan places the Namekian on the ground before turning to you. "Stay here with Piccolo. I'll go out and find Bulma."

"Do you really need to? Like, would anyone miss her?" From your brief encounters, you know two things about the Earth woman. She's incredibly irritating and she has awful taste in men.

"She's our... well, she's my friend. Of course, we can't leave her behind…" Gohan trails. Memories of when Vegeta ruthlessly killed Nappa flood his brain. He remembers the aloof expression on your face. The way your lips met in a thin line, not even showing an ounce of empathy. It still sends a shiver down his spine when he thinks about it. "So maybe you wouldn't exactly get it." He laughs nervously. "But it's the right thing to do."

"How do you know the Earth woman is even alive?" From what you've noticed, earthlings aren't the most durable creatures. And your knowledge stems from the strongest of the bunch.  So it's a reasonable question.

"Well, I have to try! I can't just leave her out there." He takes a deep breath, collecting himself before continuing. "And I'm the only one who can. Piccolo is out of it. And you're pretty banged up, Y/N. I'll be back as soon as possible. Promise." He extends his arm out to you, holding out his pinky.

Your face scrunches up in confusion. "What the hell are you doing?"

"It's a pinky promise." You look at the boy as if he has two heads. To be honest, a two-headed creature would probably be less peculiar to you. Gohan sighs. "It's just another way to make a promise... like a handshake, only with your pinkies.

"You earthlings and your bizarre customs." You shake your head in disbelief, but Gohan doesn't move an inch, still extending the digit to you. "Fine, Fine." You interlock your pinky with his briefly before pulling away. Gohan smiles brightly at you. You place your hands on your hips, sighing quite loudly. "If you're not back within thirty minutes. I'm leaving the Namekian and dragging you back by force. Understand?"

The boy gulps before nodding rapidly. And with that, he takes off. His small frame disappears from your view. Well, at least things are quiet... with the amount of irritation you've been subjected to, you forgot how much you dread silence. You slide down against what you can only assume is the navigation system. You bang your head against the cool metal. Taking in the situation before you. Everything will get worse before it gets better. You just know it. 

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The ground beneath you shakes violently. "Fucking low-class Earth machinery." You quickly come to realize that the ship itself isn't moving… it's the planet's surface. You spring to your feet, the rocking pushing you back and forth as you make your way to the entrance. You peek your head out, a luminous beam of light coming from the direction you just came from. "Well, that can't be good…" With another violent rumble, you lose your footing, sending you tumbling. Your back slams against the ship's walls with a notable thud. 

You groan, picking yourself up off the floor. What the hell just happened? Your balance has changed; it's like gravity has significantly altered. You shift your gaze around the ship, looking for irregularities. The foundation now has an arch to it. You can still feel the ground underneath you slipping. Oh shit, the land underneath you must be concaving. 

With your remaining energy, you fly up into the air, picking up the Namekian with a scowl crossing your features. You can't believe you're fucking doing this. You don't save the weak… and you don't spare the injured. So what the hell are you doing? You could just take this damn ship, toss the Namekian out, and leave the boy and the Earth woman for dead. Or at least you could've let the Namekian plummet and slam into the wall. Sure, it could've killed him, but that's not your problem. You don't give a damn about the Dragon Balls or the lives of the pathetic deceased earthlings. All you care about now is spiting Frieza. You're losing your edge. The longer you spend with these people, the softer you get. It's vile. 

Before your subconscious can voice any more displeasure, the lights flicker, the entire ship going dim. The only light coming from the entrance. Great, just great; now you can barely see shit. What else could possibly go wrong? Once the ship has suspended, you place the Namekian back on the floor. The gravity is a bit off due to the angle you're on, but he should be fine. You find a new place to sit, one that's less sunken into the ground. You slide on the wall right beside the opening of the ship. You're getting far too soft for your liking.

After a bit more time passes, you can hear voices approaching. Two distinct voices, to be exact. You open your eyes, knowing immediately that it's them. Much to your surprise, the Earth woman somehow survived. Good thing you didn't bet money on it. Gohan enters the ship first, a big grin on his face. "Fucking finally," You stand back up, crossing your arms. 

"I told you I'd find her." The boy boasts.

"I'm so overjoyed." You reply with a deadpan look on your features.

"Gohan?" Bulma, on shaky legs, enters the ship. "Where are you-" As soon as her eyes land on you, she shrieks. "What is she doing here?"

"It's alright, Bulma. She's with us." Gohan assures her.

"But she's insane! You saw what she did to---" You clear your throat, reminding her of your presence. She looks at you, fear evident in her eyes. "Well, you know what. The more the merrier." She laughs nervously. Once Bulma calms herself down, she looks around the ship. "Hmm? It's so dark in here. I wonder if there was some sort of malfunction."

"That's weird." Gohan's brows furrow. "The lights were on when I left." The pair turn to you.

"The ship slid a bit." You shrug nonchalantly. 

"Well, why didn't you---" You cut the woman off. 

"I'm not familiar with your low-class Earth machinery. I could have just made everything worse!" Before Bulma can retort, she slips, plunging right into the control panel. You let out a brash chuckle, watching her struggle. 

She stands back up, finding her footing. She leans over the panel, fiddling with the buttons. "I'm not familiar with this machine model." She continues to mess with the controls.

After a few more seconds, the lights turn on. Maybe the Earth woman is more competent than she lets on. Cause she fixed that rather fast. "Phew. All better." She takes a few steps back before stepping on something squishy. Unbeknownst to her, she just tripped up on the Namekian. Bulma's eyes dart downward; as soon as she sees the green man, she somehow shrieks even louder than when she noticed you. You're almost offended. She jumps into the air before scurrying behind Gohan. "Is that Piccolo, or am I losing it?" Her voice shakes.

Gohan nods. "Yep, that's him, alright."

She extends her neck, taking a second glimpse at the Namekian. "What's he even doing here? Bulma observes the man carefully, taking a mental note that he still hasn't risen. There's something clearly wrong with him. The gears turn in her brain, briskly making an educated guess that Piccolo is injured. Well, it's that, along with his grueling appearance. "Look at him. He's a mess! Does he really have to tag along?" Gohan turns to her, shooting the woman a disapproving look. "I mean, this is his home planet after all…" 

That's odd. From what you've understood, the Namekian is a part of the band of buffoons. He helped kill Cado. He trained the half-breed. He was there when you invaded Earth. And showed up here to get himself killed. Sounds like he's a core member of Kakarot's idiots to you. But from the Earth woman's reaction, you have to second guess that theory. Maybe they aren't allies after all? Possibly, they just share common goals? You've been in several situations similar to that in the past.

"We can't just leave him! He saved us. I owe him. We all do! So he's coming back to Earth with us no matter what!"

"That's sweet of you…" Bulma places her hand on Gohan's shoulder. "But we don't know if he would've wanted that." You raise an eyebrow. The man is clearly breathing. So why is she talking in the past tense like you have a corpse aboard? Aren't these humans supposed to be selfless and empathetic? Or have you only met the irritating ones? If the Earth woman keeps this behavior up, you could be more on board with her. "I think he would've wanted to be buried here, on his home planet."

Gohan's brows furrow, looking at the woman with a frown. You roll your eyes. "He's not dead, you lunatic…." You say as if you weren't just making the same argument for the Earth woman only a short while ago. Maybe we should leave her. It would make the journey back more tolerable. "But, hey, if you're so insistent. You wanna bury him here… you dig the hole."

"Fine." Bulma huffs. "He can come with us."

"How generous of you." You scoff. Before you can make another snarky comment, the aircraft shifts again, sinking further inwards towards the planet's core. A few more cracks in the surface of this planet and the four of you are going to die a very excruciating death.  

"This entire place is falling apart!" The woman exclaims. "We need to take off. Now!" You can't believe you're saying this, but you're actually in agreement with the Earth woman. Talk about a plot twist. Bulma rushes back to the panel and starts fiddling with the buttons again. 

"Wait!" Gohan shouts, stopping the woman dead in her tracks. "We can't leave yet! We have to wait for my dad!"

"He'll be okay, Gohan." Bulma's eyes soften. "If anyone can find a way out of here, it's Goku… he always does." She stares off into the distance as if having some sort of dream sequence. It's mildly disturbing. 

"No, we can't!" The boy starts to tear up. "There's still time, lots of it." Considering you have a high level of expertise in the destruction of planets. You know, this rock has maybe an hour left maximum. And that's being incredibly generous.

 You groan. "I hate to agree with the Earth woman, but she's right. I've seen the destruction of more planets than you could probably imagine. Now, most of them were by my own hands, but that's irrelevant. The point is, your father wants you off this planet. And I think you should adhere to his wishes."

"Please…" Gohan looks between the two of you with big eyes. "Just a few more minutes."

"Gohan…" Bulma smiles weekly at him. "I think-" She's cut off. By the ship once again sinking further into the ground.

You rub your temples, your frustration growing rapidly. You can't believe this is even a discussion. What needs to happen is clear. Maybe to everyone but the brat. "I've had enough! This isn't the time to play selfless hero like your moronic father. Let me put this in the simplest terms I can. If we don't get the Namekian off this planet, everyone dies! There's no second chances. There's no more wishes. And that means-" You cut yourself off. Stopping yourself from saying something unnecessarily cruel. You're trying to persuade him, not make him weep.

The planet's destruction continues to form around you. This discussion is clearly going nowhere. You don't see why a child should decide all of your fates. "This is bad!" Bulma struggles to maintain balance due to the quaking beneath her. "We only have a few minutes left before planet Namek is nothing but dust!" Gohan isn't even paying attention to anything other than the direction of the battle. It's like everything both you and Bulma say goes in one ear and out the other. You're seconds away from knocking the boy out, so you can descend with no hiccups. 

Gohan's face falls before you can even set a plan in motion. You focus your energy in the direction of the battle. And you sense exactly the same thing. You sigh, feeling slight empathy for the boy. You know how that feels. You've lived through that experience. It's certainly not a positive one. "Dad's energy." He chokes up. "It's just… gone." Bulma gasps. 

"Does that mean?" Gohan nods, his sad expression quickly evolving into one of determination. 

"Start preparing the ship for launch. And take Piccolo back to Earth with you. I'm staying here." Perfect, just what you need. A loose cannon on your hands. The option of knocking him out is growing more appealing by the second. The boy moves to the door, standing right in front of it.

"Woah! Hey there! Slow down!" Panic rises in Bulma's voice. "Gohan! No! You can't just go back out there!" Gohan presses a button, causing the door to slowly open. "Gohan, don't do this."

"I'm my father's son, Bulma." Well, that's clear to you. He clearly got his lack of preservation from somewhere. Moron must be genetic. "I have to finish what he started. It's my duty."

"Gohan…" Bulma rushes over to him. "You can't. It's too dangerous." 

The boy shakes his head. "I have to try. Piccolo would understand." From your brief interactions with the Namekian, you doubt that's true. "It's what he and dad would've wanted." And now you know for a fact that it's untrue. Your hypothesis has to be correct. Moron is undoubtedly genetic.

It's time for some intervention. You know for a fact the Earth woman is no match for the half-breed. Words can only get you so far. You slowly walk over to them, your boots making a notable clink against the metal floor, the sound growing closer with each step. Right until you're standing directly in front of Gohan. The last barricade between him and the outside world. You chuckle mischievously. "Absolutely not, brat."

 "I have to do this, Y/N." He looks you dead in the eyes, not even displaying an ounce of fear.

"Why's that? So Frieza can slaughter three generations of your bloodline rather than two?" You roll your eyes. "Your father asked me to look out for you, and I intend to. No matter how aggravating it is."

"But…"

"But nothing! Were we even on the same battlefield?" You place your hands on your hips, your eyes narrowing into slits. "You genuinely think this is what your father would've wanted? He was screaming at you to leave. He basically ordered you to. A father looks out for their child… he doesn't throw them into the lion's den!"

"I can do this. I can't just let Frieza get away with this!" Gohans' attempts at persuasion are futile. You could easily out-stubborn him any day of the week.

"Think about this logically! If you go out there. Frieza will kill you. It'll be quick. You're no match for him. He'll probably be insulted that you'd even try. The battle doesn't just end… the entire fight will! If we return to Earth, you can rest up… prepare a bit. I know Frieza. And I assure you he will be gunning for Earth next. He wants that wish. And what Frieza wants, he tends to get it." 

Now, you're doing some logical thinking of your own. If the Namekian dies… there's no more wishes. You could step on his neck right now. End his pathetic life. You'd put a stop to Frieza's mission. He'd never be able to get his hands on immortality. Sure, there'd be a few unhappy faces, but it would be the wise thing to do. You can't believe this thought hasn't crossed your mind before. You quickly shake that idea out of your head. It's a fantastic plan. It's far more logical than your current one. You'll keep it in your pocket. "If you care about your planet… your people. You'll stay on this ship and go home."

You're running out of ways to convince him. If only he hadn't inherited a stubborn Saiyan nature. This is the first time you've wished he behaved more like an Earthling and less like a Saiyan. "I have to do this!"

You know what. You're done arguing with him. It's time to use something that works much better. Threats. "Oh, you wanna go out there?" You extend your hand outwards toward the outside. "Be my guest… but you'll have to go through me first."

Gohan's hands ball up into fists. "That's not fair!"

You scoff. "Please, if you think you can face Frieza, then I should be a piece of cake." You're about to take it even further. But before you can, you feel a familiar powerful level in the distance… and then another. Your head darts in that direction. What the hell? That's not possible. Are you imagining things again? As you're distracted, the brat runs past you, making a break for it. He takes off before you can even move a muscle. "God damn it!"

Huh. There are chunks of energy everywhere. Small and pathetic levels, but they exist. There's life… how the hell is there life? Wait… does that mean. You weren't imagining things. You really did sense Vegeta and Raditz. But… how? You quite vividly remember their deaths. You see it every time you close your eyes. There's a serious mind fuck going on. Your brain is scrambling.

The Earth woman shakes her head, snapping out of her dazed expression. "Why'd you let him get away?" She shouts at you. 

"I–" You're at a loss for words. You don't understand how this is happening. "There's energy levels all over this planet."

"I don't know what the hell that means!" Her brows furrow. "I don't speak fighter."

You roll your eyes. "Let me dumb it down for you. Before, there was no life left on this planet. Now, there's a lot. I'm assuming there was somehow a mass resurrection of some kind… I just don't know how."

Bulmas ears perk up. "The Dragon Balls. The Earth ones! Someone back home must've made a wish!" That makes sense… and with the Namekian alive, the set on Earth is intact. But that's so many people. The limit must not be as small as you were led to believe. Because that many lives is a massive job. But wait. What's the point?

"Well, why the hell would they do that? This planet is about to blow. Everyone here will just die again. What a waste of a wish." You know the earthlings lack brain cells, but this is a new level. Unless there's another aspect of it that you're just not regarding. Before you can say anything else the sky grows dark. "What the hell?" You poke your head outside. This planet doesn't have a night. There's something about this that's oddly familiar. A strong sense of deja vu flooding your mind. You just can't quite place it.

"Wait." The woman moves closer to you, poking her head out the other side of the door. "I know what's happening. This same thing happens back on Earth when you make a wish." That's it. The Dragon Balls. That must mean the Grand Elder is alive. All that energy you were sensing is the people of Namek, including the elderly one. That must be the plan. To make a second, even larger wish with the Namek ones. But who's even gonna make that wish?

Oh fuck. Frieza can easily take that for himself. All he'd need is one Namekian, which would now be incredibly easy to attain. He only needs a singular feeble hostage to gain his greatest desire. Damn. You turn to the Earth Woman. "I have to go."

"What happened to thinking about things logically?"

"I am. If Frieza gets his wish for immortality, then everything is over." 

"But…You can't just leave me here all--" Without a word, you take off, leaving the Earth woman in your dust. "Why does everyone always abandon me on strange planets!"

Okay, all you have to do is get there before Frieza can. Or do you go to Vegeta and Raditz first? No, wish first, reunions second. You soar, picking up the pace; you don't think you've ever flown this fast. This is the only thing that matters to you. You detest Frieza with every bone in your body. You'll ruin this for him. Just like he ruined everything for you. You'll do whatever it takes. As you formulate a strategy, a bright light surrounds your body. "What the fuck?" You slowly fade out before disappearing entirely.

[hubristicassholefight]

Hubristic Asshole Tourney: Round 1 Part 2a

Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts) vs Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

Propaganda Below the cut (Spoiler Warning)

Xehanort

He so believes hes the only one correct that hes trying to clone himself thirteen fucking times. Restarts a war that ended 400 years ago and then gets beat by a 16 year old. Always scheming and is so sure that all his little schemes are gonna happen perfectly even though he KEEPS getting foiled. Like every time. Keeps scheming anyways. Ends up acheiving his long term goal (opening kingdom hearts) but then doesn't know what to do with it and then gets killed badly.

Vegeta

His hubris is the core of his character for the first few arcs, and while he has moved past it somewhat in later ones it still remains a large part of his personality; List of things Vegeta’s pride has screwed up: Goaded Frieza into transforming on Namek Allowed Cell to achieve perfection Allowed Babidi to possess him so he could fight Goku, directly leading to Majin Buu’s revival and all the death and destruction that followed Dragged out the fight and gave Frieza an opening to blow up Earth during Resurrection F Ultra Ego in the DB Super manga is basically him weaponizing his hubris to enter a state where his hubris makes him stronger. However this also comes with the drawback of being consumed by it.

Vegeta will usually let his opponents gain some kind of advantage so he can have a good fight. This has happened with Cell (letting him absorb Android 18, powering up to perfect form and nearly destroying the planet) and Babidi (which gave Vegeta power to fight Goku again, but allowed Buu to be resurrected as a direct result). Vegeta will then always try to fight the big bad, showing how no matter how strong they get, he will always be stronger. ...it never works, and Goku and co. usually have to bail him out; The only time this man was ever humble dealing with a threat was when the threat was literally God.

[tuesdayinthedas]

So in my classic me driving an hour on my way home from work got me thinking about Vegeta (another classic) and his relationships to other Saiyan's/being Saiyan and how much being under Freeza's rule warped his sense of being and thinking.

When Raditz dies, Vegeta is very blase about it, much like he was for when he found out his entire race and planet was erased. And then there is no hesitation in killing Nappa as soon as he was seen as weak. And yet we also see Vegeta, who clearly has sense of pride for his race. He always talks about being the Prince of Saiyan's and living for his pride, a trait that he aligns with being inherently Saiyan.

So it got me thinking to his time under Freeza in the PTO particularity at such a young age. It feels there is this very ingrained "there is no point to you unless you are strong", like the only value is strength or at least the ability to keep going regardless of how beaten you are. As any sign of weakness pretty much (we see again and again how Vegeta refuses to stay down) is a death sentence. On top of this we all know how Freeza talks about Saiyan's he never has anything nice to say about them is constant berating and belittling. So Vegeta would constantly be exposed to the belittling of his people and taught to value this strength above all else, leaving such conflicting emotions. Imagine having so much pride in being a Prince of your people, and having pride being so integral to that identity and having it so warped that the sign of weakness from even the last of your people means they are deserving to be removed. I don't really have a point to this, I just thought about it and made me kinda sad lmao. Especially as we see Vegeta eventually has some remorse for his actions (speech to Goku on Namek) and the way he reacts to Universe 6's Saiyan's (you can see how his real pride for his people manifests and honestly I loved the interactions with Cabba and Vegeta so much cause it just shows what he could have been)

[galaxychaos78]

chaos speaks: idk what this exactly is, but its vegeta related so enjoy this. slight angst

"Don't you understand that I'm doing this for YOU?!"

Your fingers gripped the doorknob as your boyfriend's voice rang out in your shared room. You turn, eyes casted downwards as you couldn't force yourself to look at him, even with his wounds patched up.

"Don't you understand that you are the one thing in this life worth fighting for?...Worth dying for?" You can't stop the lone tear that falls and lean into his touch as he wipes it away with his thumb. His voice is soft, almost pleading. He wants you to understand and dear god you do. You understand that he would go to war for you, would leave mass destruction in his wake. Would give no mercy if it meant keeping you safe.

Because you would do the exact same for him. Prince Vegeta, your Vegeta. The Vegeta who skims his finger over your knuckles as a silent plea to go home when Bulma's parties become too much. The Vegeta who spends an extra 5 minutes in bed with you before he goes off to train, even though he always grumbled that it'll make him late for his training sessions with Goku. The same Vegeta who whispers his love for you against your skin in the early hours of the morning after a nightmare.

The same Vegeta who stands before you now, eyes glossy with tears. You reach to cup his hand in yours and let out a trembling breath.

"I don't want you to die for me.."

"Then let me live for you...Let me be the one to take your pain as my own." He takes your hand and places it on his chest. His heart beats rapidly and you clutch his shirt. "Let me wear these wounds with pride my love...these wounds show my absolute loyalty to you and only you."

For the moment, he is alive and you are grateful.

For the moment, you are alive and he is grateful.

Outside the sun shines, but in this room it rains. The tears of both you and your lover fall free and in his embrace, you kiss.

[actuallysaiyan]

Birthday Cake(Multifandom headcanons)

warnings: smut, unprotected sex, squirting, cunnilingus/oral sex, slight dubcon, creampies, mentions of birthdays

word count: 2.4k

pairings: Rufus Shinra x Fem!Reader, Vegeta x Fem!Reader, Vergil x Fem!Reader, Sephiroth x Fem!Reader

a/n: Happy birthday @beneathstarryskies!!! Please note that I don't usually write for the Final Fantasy men, so if anything seems out of character, my apologies.

Rufus

Rufus spares no expenses when it comes to your birthday. He knows what you like, and he truly goes above and beyond most of the time. You can expect lots of little luxury gifts when you first wake up, and he brings out the best as the day rolls on.

You’ll probably spend the day at the spa and salon, getting pampered in the way you enjoy most. Rufus wants to make sure you feel and look your best on your birthday. It’s important that you’re feeling mellow.

Also expect a new outfit, some new shoes and a sexy little lingerie set for the day. You’ll be taken to dinner at the most luxurious and fanciest restaurant that Rufus can find. He’ll make sure that the waiters and cooks cater to your every need.

And when you get home from your amazing day, Rufus decides it’s time to show you how much he loves you. The best way to do that? With your ankles on his shoulders and him slamming himself into you until you’re fucked stupid.

He grunts as he feels your walls tighten again. It’s been the fifth time that you’ve cum, and he is desperate to hold on. Even if he cums, Rufus knows he’s going to keep going. He wants to fuck you until you can’t even remember your own name. You let out such a pitiful moan, and it makes his cock throb. Rufus pushes through the sensations of wanting to cum and he continues to slam himself into you.

“Gorgeous baby,” he mutters against your neck. Your skin is covered in a layer of sweat, and he loves the way it’s so salty against his tongue. “So fucking gorgeous, just for me.”

You can barely respond at this point. Your thighs begin shaking as he angles his hips in the perfect way to hit your sweet spot dead on. You can’t even remember how many times you’ve cum, but you’re sure you’ll keep cumming until you’ve had enough. Even past that, Rufus might decide not to stop. He has a way of coaxing you to take more than you can usually handle.

His hands are bruising on your hips as he picks up his pace even more. Loud sounds of skin slapping together and animalistic groans are echoing off the walls of the room. And when he looks down at where you’re connected, it proves to be almost too much. He has to bite down on his bottom lip to try and conceal the strangled grunt that’s threatening to spill from him.

“Best fuckin’ pussy,” Rufus moans. “So close, baby. Just give me one more.”

His hands slips between the two of you, and his thumb settles on your swollen, aching clit. A few swipes and you’re a goner. You cry out his name for what feels like the umpteenth tonight. Rufus feels himself slipping as your walls pulse and clench around him, sending him over the edge along with you.

And as the two of you cling to one another, you realize just how much you love him. And you realize how lost you’d be without him. Another birthday come and gone, but you’ll always have Rufus

Vegeta

Vegeta is pisspoor at planning birthdays. He isn’t a sentimental man, but when it comes to you, he tries so hard. With his pride set aside, he goes to Bulma and asks for help. Luckily for you, Bulma is amazing at throwing parties. So he leaves that part up to her.

And yet, he panics when he realizes how he’ll need to get you a gift. He doesn’t want to get you just anything. Despite not being very sentimental, he knows this gift should come from the hard. He scours high and low, thinking of the right thing to give.

At your surprise party, he gives you lots of time to mingle. It’s really just for him to be able to stall. And then it hits him. You’re always complaining how you don’t spend nearly enough quality time together. He knows it might seem silly to some, but to you, it should mean the world.

He pulls you into the nearest private room and he has you pinned to the wall. Your mind is reeling as he kisses you over and over with such passion. Vegeta knows exactly what to do.

Your thighs shudder and your knees threaten to buckle once he’s kneeling in front of you and pressing kisses to your clothed clit. Vegeta has an insatiable appetite for eating pussy. You’ve been the lucky one to experience the pleasure that is Vegeta lapping at your slick. But never at a party like this. Usually he’s good to pull you away and to bring you home. Vegeta just couldn’t bring himself to do it now.

“Try to be quiet, woman. Kami knows how loud you can get,” the words may seem cold, but you can see the smirk on his face. He’s challenging you in a way.

A gasp is ripped from your throat as his fingers rip the small garment away from your body. Your slick is exposed to his salivating mouth, and he takes a greedy inhale of your scent. It sends shivers down his spine and turns him into a feral animal. Without another word, he pulls you close and licks you languidly. Every stroke of his tongue sends you reeling. You’re shuddering and shaking as his tongue touches every sensitive part of your body.

Greedy slurps and sucking sounds can be heard from him as he devours you. He’s always one to pull a few orgasms from you, but this almost feels different from the other times. It almost seems like he’s got a goal in mind. Suddenly, you feel yourself almost hovering over the ground. He grips onto you, holding you upright as he settles your legs on his shoulders. You know that Vegeta would never drop you. You trust him and you know his strength.

“That’s a good princess,” he moans as he goes right back to lapping at you. The taste of your cream is making his cock ache. But he’s not going to let up, oh no…not yet. He knows he can make you gush all over his face. Vegeta would proudly go back out to the party with your juices all over him. Despite his prudish ways, he can be quite the pervert sometimes. But when it comes to sexual conquest and showing that he is the best at pleasing his lover, Vegeta loves to show off.

You feel his tongue prodding at your hole, and his face is so pressed up against you. His nose is against your swollen clit, and Vegeta swears he could die happy by being suffocated by your thighs. It’s all too good for him. He needs to feel your juices all over him. And with one more swipe of his tongue from your hole to your clit, you can feel your orgasm getting closer and closer.

“That’s it,” he coaxes between long swipes of his tongue. “Let go for your prince.”

Your vision cuts to static and you can’t hold your cries of love as your orgasm hits you harder than it ever has. Your juices are gushing out, spraying his face and his upper abdomen. The smell is arousing to him, and he would gladly have you doing this again and again. He even needs to hold you down to keep you from thrashing about too much.

“That’s my princess. Now, let’s see if I can make you do that again.”

Vergil

Vergil is clueless when it comes to things like birthdays. But he wants to put in a lot of effort. He knows they are special days and that he needs to find the perfect gift for you. As for the day’s festivities, they don’t need to be too fancy. He’ll take you to dinner and then a romantic walk.

Dante thinks his brother is being foolish and tells him he should be getting you something big and fancy. Lady tells Vergil to ignore Dante and to do something romantic. All of these conflicting ideas just confuse Vergil even more.

But you mention small things like the books you’ve been meaning to buy, and your favorite meal. Vergil has everything about you pretty much memorized. So he goes out and he plans to give you the books over dinner.

And when your romantic walk ends, you know you just want to jump into bed with the man. Despite his cold and stoic ways, he’s found the right way to warm your heart.

Your cheeks are flushed as you feel your orgasm creeping up on you. Vergil has your legs wrap around him, desperate to be as close to you as he can. He clings to you like you’re about to disappear any moment now. You know with Vergil that he can be like this sometimes. You know he’s been through so much and it hurts you. You’d like to be the comforting warmth in his life, and you really have no idea how much you truly are already.

He grunts, “So good…” 

Your walls have been sucking him in since the first moment he’s slipped into you tonight. You’re always so ready for him, despite the fact that he spends lots of time making sure you’re prepared for him. He’ll lay between your thighs, just happily lapping at your cunt. The sweetness of your arousal only adds to his own arousal. It makes him so feral to be able to fuck you, but when it comes down to it. Vergil is soft and sweet with you. Especially today.

“Vergil,” you whine as your nails begin digging into his back. “I’m so close.”

With that, he pushes your legs up to your chest and begins rocking his hips a little faster. The look on your face is worth every bit of suffering he has endured. Vergil swears you are his angel, ready to save him from the hell he’s been through. The way you cry out his name when you cum, it makes him realize he can have such softness and happiness in his life. It’s everything and more for him.

“That’s my good girl,” he purrs as you come down from your high.

But he’s far from finished with you. Vergil will gladly make you come undone over and over. It’s one of his favorite gifts to give you. He may not always know what to say or what to do, but he knows he can please you physically in ways that no other man or woman could dream to do. His heritage proves worthy in terms of having such great stamina. And even if he were to cum earlier than planned, you know he just continues until you’ve both had your fill.

“Let me feel you cum again, angel.” He whispers against your lips. “Once more and then I’ll fill you with my seed.”

You cling to him, and he lets his lips attach to one of your nipples. You can see stars in your vision as his cock keeps hitting your sweet spot dead on. Without a doubt, Vergil is the best lover you could ever dream of.

Sephiroth

He tries his best to remember the things you’ve said you’d like to be gifted. Surely he can manage to round up a couple of gifts for you. But what he doesn’t know is that you’re wanting some time with him. Birthdays can be weird sometimes, and Sephiroth feels like he has a hard time remembering any of his.

Despite not having any pressure whatsoever, he finds himself panicking a little bit. He wonders if you’ll even like the things he’s managed to buy you. He knows he’ll still be in your favor if he’s made a mistake, but he wants it to be perfect.

And with the gifts also comes dinner. He feels a little odd about going out with someone, but for you, he’d do anything to make you smile. The waiters and the chefs at the restaurant make a special effort since Sephiroth demanded it.

What really shocks you is when Sephiroth presents you with a beautiful necklace. And with the words of love and loyalty pledged to you, you know that he’s going to be the most loyal man to you. Sephiroth pledges to never break your heart.

Your heart races as you feel his lips on your neck. His hands are busy undressing you. He’s feeling so desperate to see your naked body on display; just for him. It’s what he wants for himself, even if it means being selfish and greedy. Under the guise of wanting to pleasure you, Sephiroth can greedily drink up every part of your body. He can eye you for as long as he wants without you thinking badly of him.

Even though you wouldn’t think ill of him if he were to confess the reason behind admiring you. He finds you alluring like no other. Never has he had these feelings before, but you’ve awoken something so deep inside of him. A need and want for love and affection. And when he finally does get you naked, he needs a moment to sit on his knees and look at you.

“What?” You ask, your cheeks turning red. You begin to cover up your body, and Sephiroth only offers you a soft smile at first.

His lips are gentle against yours before he whispers sweet words. “I just want to admire the most beautiful person in the world.”

You want to believe he’s lying, but he would never lie to you. Slowly, you uncover yourself and you allow him to admire you. His eyes widen a little as he finally takes you all in. You’re so beautiful, someone could confuse you for a beautiful love goddess. And truth be told, Sephiroth isn’t actually sure you’re not that. 

His lips tenderly press on delicate parts of your body, before he begins nipping and sucking reddening and purpling bruises. Suddenly, the urge to make you all his hits him all at once. And he spreads your thighs, slotting himself between them. You look up at him, your hands reaching out to push his hair out of his face.

“May I claim you for good?” His words almost sound so surreal, but you know it’s him.

You nod your head, and he presses his lips to yours frantically. Things feel so much more passionate and heated now. He smirks and asks the question once more.

“Yes, I’m all yours.”

With a few more kisses going down your body, Sephiroth finally settles right between your thighs. He gives a soft kiss to your mound, then your clit. The way you shudder to his touches and his affections, he knows you’re not lying to him.

“Good, because I intend to keep you forever.”

[sweetescapeartist]

A DBS MANGA CHAPTER 102 REVIEW. KINDA...

Some stuff about chapter 102 of the DBS manga I don't really like/I want to quickly discuss. Meant to post this last month but didn't. I'm behind on a lot of things.

All those folks saying True UI is Goku's strongest form... The upcoming chapter says otherwise. Goku uses the silver haired UI form & Beerus apparently views that as Goku at his strongest. Heck, Goku calls it his best move. Good job Toyo for creating True UI (black hair) and confusing fans to believe that was stronger than Mastered UI (silver hair) when in reality True UI is simply UI Sign (black hair) that changed how UI works so it matches more closer to how the anime depicted the technique. UI Omen in the anime allowed Goku to use his emotions, but the more control he has over them, the stronger he becomes until he transforms into Mastered UI. UI Sign in the manga was depicted as Goku needing to be emotionless & stated that emotions hinder the power. This was from the ToP Saga all the way until Toyotaro "created" True UI to function off of controlled emotions like how the DBS anime always has & gave it Omen the name "True Ultra Instinct." [Link to a long post that I paraphrased, so you ain't gotta read it unless you're really interested.]

I get tired of the same expressions in this Super Hero Saga. Its a pouty or surprised face accompanied with an oval shaped mouth. Toyotaro is overusing the hell out of that. Here's a compilation & I left out like 4 other panels with this same expression. (There's more in CH 103)

I saw ppl talking about the poses when Goku & Gohan fight look cool.... Looks pretty stiff imo. At least from what I've seen. Lacks a feel of movement. And you don't even see most of the fight. It doesn't make it cool imo. We've seen MUI in action against powerful opponents. If MUI Goku & Beast Gohan are close to equal strength, why not show actual combat between the two other than the aftermath of clashes? There was more attention to choreography with Gohan vs Trunks & Goten than there is with Gohan vs Goku. (Chapter 103 does better with the combat for Goku vs Gohan)

Toyotaro doing the "this form is called such & such" is weird for me. Seems like he's trying to hype up Western fans or something. Like when Goten & Trunks name Gohan's potential unleashed form "Ultimate." Its just dialogue for the sake of some sort of fanservice. Some ppl will like it, others wont. I just wasn't a fan of it. Feels like its placed here just for fanservice. If they called it ultimate & didn't draw too much attention to it, I would've prefered that. Its naming it but not stopping the narrative flow.

Also wasn't a fan of Goku asking Gohan is his new power was SSJ2 or SSJ3. Goku knows dang well Gohan's Potential Unleashed form is far stronger than SSJ2 & was stronger than SSJ3. He should've just asked "So, what's this form of yours?" and leave it there.

Some Vegeta fans are calling him a proud uncle when he smiles at Gohan & Goku about to spar. No, he is a Saiyan who is ready to see a good fight just as Broly smiled when he watched Goku & Vegeta fight. Is there some pride there? Yes. But Vegeta ain't no uncle figure to Gohan. That's Piccolo & Krillin.

Why are Carmine & Soldier 15 there on Beerus' planet? Goku could have just had his sons & Trunks put a hand on his shoulder then teleported. And why would Gohan see Carmine & 15 who shot at his home & at him, turn Beast out of anger, then hop into the same vehicle as them as if he forgot what happened in the last chapter? It was literally a few seconds ago.

This was just for them to record Goten & Trunks in their costumes (can they even keep up with how fast they are moving?) And it just seems like a plot device that won't matter at all. Anyone remember 7-3 in the Granolah Saga?was there for a moment & served no purpose other than a reference. I bet this with Carmine is for a simple joke to be quickly thrown aside.

[onesillybeach]

I just went off on a tangent in the group chat, but I want to share it, cause like... Does anyone else feel this way?

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I think Vegeta holds his intelligence, and other's intelligence, with a certain pride. Like recognizes that it's super important. Which is why he seems to respect Gohan more than Goku. Cause he can see Gohan is actually striving for knowledge, unlike Goku who just wants to get stronger and stronger.

That's not to say Goku isn't a smart fighter. He's super intelligent when it comes to martial arts and combat.

I also believe Vegeta was attracted to Bulma, not just because she's strong-willed and beautiful, but she's highly intelligent. I think King Vegeta, being regarded as the smartest Saiyan in his time, probably instilled that into his son. Like: "Listen, son. Being strong is important, but being smart is necessary. Our family did not come to such power by muscle alone. You must train your mind as much, if not more, than your body."

But then when Frieza got a hold of him, Frieza knew that if he kept the Saiyans stupid, then they could continue to be controlled. But Vegeta was just a kid when Frieza got to him. Vegeta was still very much impressionable. And Frieza fucking used that. He made sure to convince Vegeta that strength was everything. You have to be strong. If you aren't strong, you're weak, and useless. And useless soldiers die. Just be strong. Which I think would have created a conflict in Vegeta. He's got Frieza threatening to kill him if he doesn't keep getting stronger. And he's got his dad in his head saying he has to be smart. So eventually, he learns to hide his intelligence from Frieza. He has it, but doesn't dare use it. He can't. Frieza doesn't want to see that. And then as years go by, it just becomes part of his personality. Secretly smart. Outwardly strong and egotistical. And years go by. It's gets worse. More years go by. It's so much worse. Vegeta's now 20 and a complete asshole and has great strength. But no one even suspects he's got a functioning brain. He's just a stupid monkey Just this obscenely strong stupid monkey And then on Namek, Frieza death beams Vegeta. And we see his real intelligence. We see a piece of the real Vegeta as he fucking cries and tells Goku about what happened on Planet Vegeta and why he joined Frieza in the first place. It's a very small little snippet of the real Vegeta. But it fucking speaks volumes. He tells Goku those things because he's figured out that Goku gains strength through emotion. Vegeta has figured out, in the very short amount of time he's actually known Goku, that Goku is a genius martial artist and uses his sentimentality to find the strength and will to keep fucking going until he's either dead or his opponent is. Vegeta is feeding Goku his own pent up emotions and hoping Goku can sympathize or even empathize with him and use it to kill Frieza for good. And it fucking works. Cause Goku ends up fighting not only for himself and his friends and family like always, but he fights for Vegeta and his entire obliterated race that he's never known. And the only reason Frieza didn't die, was because Goku gave Frieza a chance to live. And Frieza, obviously, is fucking durable as fuck

[dreadsuitsamus]

hi lovely. please may i request a sfw where Vegeta dotes on pregnant!reader? totally gets me giddy!

Cherish | Vegeta x Reader |

author's note: i love this request!! and i will be setting this in the universe of my vegeta x reader series Lost (which you can find in my masterlist) though this can be read standalone!

pairing: vegeta x fem!reader

warning: pregnant!reader, saiyan!reader, planet vegeta au, fluff

As you come to, the swell of your belly is the first thing you recognize. It's the same as every morning these days, and it never fails to bring a small lift to your lips. It's been some time since you became pregnant and your dear son that grows inside of you every day will be born sooner than later.

Surprisingly, you feel the warmth of your husband beside you. He's still in bed rather than training with his father? And not only is he still here, he's awake. Most Saiyans aren't the type to lounge around, but your husband tops that list. He's far too restless and frankly annoying when he's forced to linger around, sickness or severe injury being the only two things to keep him in bed.

"Good morning." He murmurs, voice deeper than normal thanks to the sleep still blanketing it. His palm finds your belly instantly, hot to the touch and immediately being met with a strong kick from his heir.

"Oof!" You wince at the strike, Vegeta rubbing the spot soothingly.

"Show me your strength when you're born, son. Hurting your mother when she can't fight back is the coward's way."

An ugly snort leaves you. "Hurting his mother at all is wrong, you mean. I'm giving him this life and if he tests me hard enough…"

"Shhh… Don't speak such words about my boy." Your husband's fingers lovingly massage that same spot and his nose finds the curve of your neck as your special pregnancy pheromones call to him as your mate and the father of your baby. He's always been drunk on your special scent, long before your marriage and mating ceremony, but this special scent won't be around much longer and he'll have to savor every bit of it until you next fall pregnant.

"Our boy." You murmur and close your eyes as your husband soothes you.

"Ours." Vegeta confirms, nipping your neck gently. But before he can try and advance things, your bladder strikes you with its reminder of why you woke up in the first place.

"Bite me later." The murmur leaves your lips in a hurry as you begin to push yourself up, your big baby bump making the endeavor quite the challenge. Well-trained Saiyan or not, you can't fight gravity and its pull at the uneven weight distribution of your condition.

"You'll hurt yourself like that." Vegeta chides and is up in an instant, cradling you and lifting you with incredible ease. Part of you feels mild irritation creeping up your spine. You're a warrior, the strongest Saiyan woman on this entire planet and he's treating you as meek!

But the softer side of you that's not so prideful can't help but swoon at his care for you.

Still, you cross your arms with a pout. "I had it under control."

"And I have it more under control." Vegeta takes you into your large bathroom, lowering you until your feet touch the smooth floor. Allowing you a moment's humility, he closes his eyes as you take his hands and lower yourself to relieve your poor bladder that's regularly elbow-dropped by your precious baby boy.

Squeezing your hands when you're all done, Vegeta helps you to your feet again and doesn't stray far when you wash your hands. The sunlight streaming in from the windows casts a lovely glow on his exposed body, and you hum to yourself in appreciation for such a handsome, beautiful man. Raising a brow at your obvious staring, Vegeta crosses his thick arms with a teasing little smirk, the one he always saves for you.

"This pregnancy has made you lose your shame."

"Tch! I'm pregnant! The entire planet knows what had to be done to achieve such a condition. There's no shame in my game."

Vegeta laughs softly and his hands find your hips while he noses along the curve of your neck. He's more clingy than he normally is, paired with his more lenient demeanor and his happiness is quite evident. He's got everything he's been owed as the Prince of all Saiyans, after all, and there's only more good to come his way.

"Why aren't you training with your father, hm?" Your arms loop around your husband's neck, tails lazily linking together during your warm embrace.

"Tch, as if I want to be anywhere near the old man right now." Vegeta grumbles. "You're set to give birth soon— the training grounds will still be there after V is born and incubated."

"I don't want to put him in the pod." You murmur the somewhat controversial statement softly, hiding in your husband's broad chest. The practice of incubating newborn Saiyans isn't new, but you never really took issue with it until the realization that your baby will be put in one hit.

"I know." Vegeta gives your hips a gentle squeeze. "But he will be stronger because of it."

"Mm."

"Come; you shouldn't be on your feet long." Blessedly, Vegeta allows you to walk instead of carrying you again, holding your hands again as you sit down onto the loveseat. Your chest huffs at the energy exertion, feeling full and yet empty at the same time. Vegeta wastes no time in propping your feet up and massaging at one of your ankles gently as he examines it, a soft tut on his lips as he notices a light swelling. "Even that was too much. You're on bedrest now."

"I'm not some fragile human, Vegeta." Narrowing your eyes, you feel the uncomfortable feeling down to your very soul; restless energy dwelling all the way down to your bones, eager for a training session or even a simple run.

"Funnily enough, I don't recall saying as much." Vegeta's brow twitches in mild irritation, reminded of himself in this moment. He takes a calming breath, exhaling slowly through his nose: you're heavily pregnant and you deserve to bitch a little.

Vegeta pulls on a fresh set of armor, topping it off with his beloved white gloves as always. There are few things important enough to make him leave your side during this time, but damn if he won't be ready for such an occasion regardless. "I'll be right back after a word with my father, and return with breakfast. Don't you even think about leaving that spot, woman."

"I couldn't if I tried." You grumble and pick up a book you'd found during one of your expeditions, having already read it several times over but still being so enthralled by the story that you can't help reading it again and again. You finished half of the novel yesterday, and it looks like you'll have no choice but to read the other half today to quell your boredom.

He's hardly gone ten minutes before his return, servants in tow with a large feast to break your fast with. They flutter around, efficiently placing each plate and bowl and utensil anywhere they can, Vegeta's hard stare spurring them on faster. "Is this enough?" He murmurs to you, fully intent on making the help's life hell if it isn't.

"Honey, this is enough for three full-grown Saiyans." You snort and wave off your servants, all of them leaving just as quickly as they arrived.

"You're eating for two!"

"Hardly! The boy needs very little in comparison to you or me."

"He's the future of our planet! He needs nutrition." Vegeta fills a large plate for you with plenty of meat and greens and berries, settling beside you on the couch with his own platter once he's kicked his boots and pulled his chestplate off.

"Thank you, love." Your watering mouth welcomes breakfast despite your protests of it being too much food, and you dig in happily.

"Mm." Vegeta tears into a leg of meat, his appetite near feral, just as it is every morning. Yours isn't far from matching, however, as being pregnant has given you even more of a hunger.

Words are few and far between during breakfast, and it's with a satisfied little sigh that you set aside your emptied plate. "Alright… Sometimes you're right."

"How kind of you to recognize." Vegeta says dryly, having a long pull of water from his cup. Your eyelids are heavy as V moves around inside, bumping your ribs and organs without a care in the world as he makes himself comfy.

"Is he hurting you?" Vegeta watches your belly carefully, swiping his palm down the length of the baby bump to calm the baby's restlessness. "You'll be out soon, son, but it's not your time just yet."

"It's not painful." You assure him. "I just feel… Full and heavy, and sometimes it's quite uncomfortable. My breasts hurt and I can hardly walk anymore— I'm sick of this pregnancy!" Tears well in your eyes, rather randomly you feel, and Vegeta's thumb swipes away a stray.

"Shh… Relax." Your husband moves in closer, rubbing the sensitive part of your back where your tail protrudes from. It's as relaxing as an orgasm, a shiver trembling down your spine as Vegeta's fangs find the scar on your neck from his mating bite and latch down with ease, sending your mind into pure bliss.

"Mmm… Vegeta…" You close your eyes and smile, feeling weightless now as comfort settles in. You can certainly always count on your husband's hands and his strong bite to soothe you.

Your husband kisses your neck, drunk on your scent once again as his eyes slip shut. "You should rest."

"I suppose I could benefit from a nap…" Your fingers clutch his skintight blue armor, however, willing him closer. As if he'd ever leave your side!

Lifted into his strong arms again, your heart flutters at the short journey back to bed. You may never tire of being held by the man you married, or you at least certainly hope not to. Vegeta handles you like glass and oh so gently places you on your side of the bed, his tail flicking happily at the sight of you. You look at him with all of your love, every single day. Even with his child using your insides as a boxing ring, you're grateful and happy to be here with him. What started as a routine betrothal became so much more, so genuine and real and god he never thought he'd have this much love in his heart.

"I love you too." You tease him knowingly, tugging him into bed. Your strength certainly hasn't disappeared, Vegeta muses as he carefully avoids landing on your belly. And good thing too, with how hard the baby's kicks are. It's no wonder you couldn't get pregnant under the restrictions his father placed you under, believing they would help you conceive— you certainly wouldn't have been able to withstand such a pregnancy had you remained so weak.

Vegeta's tail finds yours, silently telling you all the words he can't bring himself to say as he pulls the blankets back over your bodies. He's not the type to sleep all day long, but he'll allow it this time. His arms ache entirely too much to hold you and his tail grips yours so tightly that even if he had plans to train, he couldn't. With a sweet kiss to your husband's lips, you settle in for a cozy little nap while you still have the chance to.

[danthepest]

Its kinda funny rewatching and rereading Dragon Ball and noticing significant shifts in the roles of Piccolo and Vegeta.

Piccolo was VERY quickly shafted during the Saiyan arc. He went from being Goku’s arch enemy and technically the big bad of two arcs back to back to being yet another guy who has to hope Goku will show up quick enough to save the day. And he never really gets out of that spot. Yeah, sure he gets his little power ups with Nail and Kami, but they’re very blink-and-you-miss-it in terms of relevancy. He gets his short scuffle with Freeza in the manga and a longer one in the anime, the exposition dump with Cell and the scuffle with #17 that ultimately do nothing but stall for time before its back to the “oh noes where Goku” corner for him. He essentially pulls a Tenshinhan during the Piccolo Daimao arc, right down to the extremely quick change of heart.

The Boo arc handled him the best, all things considered. Toriyama stopped trying to give him quick fix power ups to play catch up with all the Super Saiyan stuff and utilized him as a trusted and wise mentor figure for the younger generation. Granted, Gohan and Gotenks achieved diddly squat in the end, but still. And it’s always funny comparing his psychotic self from the 23rd tournament and his frustrated grandpa self from the whole Gotenks vs Boo fight. Though I wish he was more proactive or active in general. Him giving up against the Kaioshin? What the fuck was that? And they took his one cool moment where he sliced Babidi away from him with the little scrotum sack surviving.

As for his redemption, while I absolutely love it (especially in the anime), it was done far too quickly. You could still have his love for Gohan and keep his animosity/rivalry with Goku up until he merges with Kami. Now an argument could be made that him actually killing Goku freed him from his vow/debt/mission/goal/purpose/whatever and thus led him to change so quickly, it would’ve been interesting to see him still be that ally who wasn’t fully trusted for a bit longer.

Vegeta on the other hand has a change in characterization that I have yet to decide if its genius in its subtlety or just Toriyama settling on how to write him.

Vegeta in the Saiyan arc and the Freeza arc is prideful, yes, but he was also cunning and fought dirty. If someone was stronger than him? He’d acknowledge it and try to gain any advantage he could. Ginyu Force too tough for him to handle on his own? Fuck it, he’ll team up with Gohan and Krillin to stand a chance. An opponent’s back it exposed to him? Stick the knife in the back and twist, twist, TWIIIIIST. Anything to score a win and survival.

But then the Cell arc happens and he becomes a Super Saiyan. Now he’s all about this so-called “saiyan pride” garbage and deluding himself into being the besterest fighter manz who has no equal. Refusing to admit anyone could possibly be better than him even when he gets his shit kicked in twelve times over. Now he has issues with teaming up because it goes against his saiyan/warrior pride and nonsense like that. Outright stating that if it came down to teamng up with Piccolo, the earthlings or Goku, he’d rather fight alone and die. Its why we get dumb moments like him wanting to let Gero activate #17 and #18 so he can fight them and letting Cell absorb #18. And that personality more or less sticks until he comes back to help Goku fight Boo.

His “redemption arc” that everyone fawns over is also one of the sloppiest character developments I’ve ever seen in fiction or even Dragon Ball itself.

Take off your headcanon glasses off for a moment (and the dub’s coloring of Vegeta’s entire character *cough his dying speech to Goku on Namek cough*) and you’ll see that he shows no redeeming qualities until he sacrifices himself against Boo.

So after leading the mini-invasion and being responsible for the deaths of Yamcha, Chaozu, Tenshinhan, Piccolo and then the Namekian villagers, the Dragon Team, especially Bulma, just kind of...accepts this guy into their circle even though he’s shown no remorse for what he’s done barely a year ago, nor shown any affection for anyone or even done a single selfless act. At least with Piccolo, you had Goku, Krillin and of course Gohan all be there to vouch for him because they saw him protect Gohan or help out when he could without any of the “I simply need you alive” excuse. And Bulma and Chi-Chi were still afraid and distrusting of him at the time so he wasn’t fully accepted quite yet. But Vegeta? Nah, he cool.

And then he and Bulma bang because dammit, we need more golden haired fighter dudes. Nevermind he was responsible for your last boyfriend’s death. Does that somehow give way to any redeeming qualities?

...not really. When Gero attacks the aircraft Bulma and baby Trunks were in, Vegeta didn’t even fart in their direction and when Future Trunks confronts him about it, he plainly states he doesn’t give a damn. And we’re never shown otherwise. He even kills the truck driver without so much as a second though during his fight with #18.

Its only when Cell kills Future Trunks that he shows any kind of affection for anyone.

Then the Boo arc happens. And this may just be me, but I never got the feeling he really cared or loved Bulma and Trunks up until his iconic sacrifice. He came across as if he was merely tolerating them, because without Goku around, he’s lost his goal. His motivation. So he settled on living and training at Capsule Corp because what else is he gonna do?

Then the whole Majin Vegeta spiel happens and everyone is so shocked and surprised that the murderous space mercenary who has shown zero redeeming qualities in all these years would turn against them?! Who could have seen this coming?! And its where the saiyan pride speeches come out swinging again.

:/

At this point he’s such a far cry from the scheming, smart and pragmatic Vegeta he was during the Saiyan and Freeza arc and I simply can’t chalk it up to any real “character development” rather than just Toriyama needing another punching bag to show how powerful the new baddie is.

But when he comes back? Oh yes, that’s when we finally see the change in mentality and behaviour Not simply told in a final speech or gesture before death. No, we’re shown it in how he interacts with Goku, how he thinks, how he fights, the absolutely hellish beating he takes to let Goku rest up or charge the spirit bomb. THAT’S when he becomes a natural mix of the two opposite personalities he’s given. That’s when Vegeta was smart and interesting again.

I know this has devolved into a rambling tangent about Vegeta’s redemption arc, but its still interesting to see and I wish more people discussed stuff like this rather than the constant who is stronger debates or which rainbow colored transformation is better.

[dballzposting]

TBH Yamucha has always hated Vegeta with such passion, like hes familiar with the curve of bad guy -> good guy and hes not so stubborn that he cant see the good that Vegeta has done, but GODDAMN, yknow? Yamucha can move on but it's not like hes under any obligation to FORGIVE Vegeta for anything.

And he had gay sex with him ONE (1) time and had said "come back anytime," but he didnt really mean it that much. It's just polite to say. You know how Yamucha is . He drinks a little whiskey and then feels no qualms with having gay sex with Vegeta. And he will in fact maintain a conversation with him about it for as long as Vegeta will allow, to any end.

But I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE that Yamucha can NOT talk to Vegeta before hes had something to drink. After hes had atleast a little of any type of alcohol, he loosens up, and can freely converse with Vegeta without feeling bitter and/or losing interest. This usually is not a problem however becasue Vegeta never goes out of his way to converse with anyone, and alcohol is always being served at the functions where they may cross paths.

And it's not like Vegeta is especially keen on cheating on his wife again or admitting to hinself that he wants a hot boy summer with that tasteful slag who is pushing 40 (or is like 45 I dont keep track of eras and ages that well...) and dresses like a used car salesman. But when Yamucha is up there on karaoke night with Oolong and Krillin, Vegeta is strangely not complaining or cringing as much as he usually is. And when Bulma hosts a summer event, Vegeta hides behind corners and stares at Yamucha's legs in his tiny summertime shorts.

Sorry I keep posting about Yamucha and Vegeta having gay sex ... Honestly every time I make a post that ISNT about Vegeta having gay sex I feel a bit of pride becasue I feel like it's such an overdone topic, I appreciate the variety.

Anyway. When Vegeta starts to actually ask Bulma questions and listen to her stories, she is delighted to see how far hes come along. But then she notices that hes really mostly just asking about Yamucha. What Was It Like. Why Did You Like Him. What Did Love Feel Like? Do You Feel The Same About Me? Do You Think That First Love Is Special? Do You Regret Leaving Him?

And like some of those questions would be typical of a sentimental, melodramatic, brooding, sensitive, curious husband. Vegeta isnt exactly those things tho. And she doesnt understand what vein of curiosity hes coming from when he asks What Was It Like type questions. She appreciates being able to tell her story, and she'll spare the details she thinks are relevant, and then he'll be like "Was he as hot as he says he was? I mean, at karaoke night he was blabbering about how be was adored for being a stud when he was younger and had more vitality." And she laughs and goes "I wouldn't say THAT, but he was cute enough" and Vegeta asks "Did you like him. What was it like to kiss him..." and shes like............. "I dunno Vegeta why dont you find out for yourself. What're you drilling me for, you writing a book?"

Cue his angry blushing. Bulma's just getting testy becasue she wants to talk about HERSELF not about Yanucha's toned baseball player legs. She is conversing with her husband not having a gossip session with the other wives at poker night.

Bulma defintiely thinks in self-absorbed ways, so when she catches Vegeta sitting and staring at pics of Yanucha in a photo album (this one literally taken at their last outing like it was not long ago...), all she can conclude is that the reason he keeps asking about Yamucha is that hes wondering why he left.

"Admit it. You're wondering why he was able to let me go. You're having doubts about our marriage, arent you? You're wondering what it is about me that sends people away. Well, you've known me long enough. What is it that you're coming to dislike about your perfect wife? SPIT IT OUT, Vegeta - why do YOU think that Yamucha didnt put a ring on it when he had the chance?!"

And Vegeta is just like. "He left so that he could have gay sex with other men." This is not quite a fact but it did defintiely play out that way. He knows this becasue of the long conversation he and Yamucha had that one time about gay sex with men.

Bulma is not expecting to hear this. Vegeta not only used the word "gay" but he used the word "sex" too. This is quite shocking for the man who has always considered casual talk of sex and sexuality and even love at large to be too vulgur to be permissible.

She doesnt know what shes supposed to make of that. She thinks that maybe hes making fun of her somehow. It really is one of the weirder things that shes ever heard him say.

Anyway. Yamucha never hits on Vegeta ever again and Vegeta feels the pain of having been played by a summerboy :( if Bulma found out shed be so mad at Yamucha A.) For fucking her husband and B.) For breaking his heart. Look at him sitting there like a kicked puppy. He married his first lover, he doesnt know the bittersweet pain of a boytoy's love. SO WHY DID YOU TEACH HIM ?! You fucked up a perfectly good Vegeta is what you did. Look at him. Hes got sadness now

[lunarsaturn88]

Hidden in the Shadows- Vegeta

Pairing: Vegeta/Reader

Words: 1007

Warnings: Angst/Fluff

Quote: A freezes. They had hoped nobody would figure out – not yet anyway – that they are in a secret relationship with B. Look natural. Act natural, they tell themselves.

Vegeta took pride in the crew that he worked with. His own royal guard that he was in charge of. He had the best of the best, Nappa, Raditz, Kakarot, and then finally you. You were the only female in his group and he wouldn’t trade you for the world. You were the one that kept up with him when it came to training and your skills were very honed in that made you one of the strongest. 

Vegeta stood in his room dressed in his training gear. He took a sharp breath through his teeth. He had been keeping a rather large secret from his closest friends and his father. It was something that he couldn’t allow his father to find out about. He wouldn’t hear the end of it if he found out. He gripped his hand up towards his chest as he let out the breath slowly through his nose. He turned on his heels to leave the room. His feet padded across the room and out into the hall. He looked around to make sure that no one was following him. 

He walked down the hall like a man on a mission. He just hoped that no one would end up following him. That was the last thing that he wanted to happen. He slowed when he stopped outside of a room that no one hardly ever used. He knocked on it twice. 

The door slowly slid open revealing you dressed in your training gear. “Vegeta.” 

Vegeta came into the room, closing it behind the two of you. He leaned forward slamming his lips against yours in a heated kiss. 

You moaned out softly against his lips as you kissed him back in the same hunger. You hadn’t seen him in days and this was the first day that you got to see him. Your eyes fluttered closed as he nipped at your lower lip softly causing you to open your mouth and his tongue battled yours for dominance. 

He slowly pulled back stroking your cheek softly with his gloved hand. 

“You missed me.” You said coyly as you looked at your lover with an adoring look. 

“Kakarot, Raditz and Nappa kept me busy. I did indeed miss you woman.” 

You chuckled softly as you looked into his eyes. “I missed you too.”

“You know we have to tread lightly.” He said softly, letting out a huff. He hated the fact that he had to hide you from prying eyes. But he didn’t want you to be judged by anyone, including his own father. 

You let out a soft breath knowing that people would see you as a gold digger… or a status digger. You were part of the guard there was no way that you could be a princess. That was meant for more delicate Saiyan women and that was something that you weren’t. “I know.” You admitted softly looking down at your now joined tails. 

“One day you won’t have to be kept in the shadows.”

“I know Vegeta.” You said softly. “You are first and foremost my Prince and I’m just your guard.” 

“You are more than that.” Vegeta said, gripping his hands tightly at his sides. He always would see you more than his guard. You were his and you would always be his. 

You touched his cheek lightly with your hand knowing that was very true. You were his as much as he was yours even though he shouldn’t be yours due to your place in the palace. “We have a meeting with your father soon.” You said softly knowing that your relationship had to go back into the shadows. You just hoped that one day your relationship would be able to come out of the shadows and just be who the two of you were meant to be. 

Vegeta took a breath and nodded his head knowing that he had to be normal and not let anything show around you. He hated the fact that he couldn’t show that you were the one that he wanted to be his mate. He exited the room first and headed towards the main room where his father would be waiting for him and the rest of the guard to show up. He walked into the throne room and saw his father waiting for him and his team. 

“Vegeta you’re the first to show up.” King Vegeta said boisterously beaming at his son. 

Vegeta nodded his head in respect towards his father. He hoped that his father wouldn’t ask him if he had found a proper mate yet. Vegeta turned his attention to the door and saw you entering the room. His heart rammed in his chest. You looked beautiful. More beautiful than anything that he had seen in the world. 

“Vegeta. You know it is almost time for you to find someone to settle down with.” 

Vegeta tore his eyes from you and turned his attention to his father. “What?”

“You need to find your mate.”

“No one interests me.” 

“Still no one?” 

Vegeta nodded his head firmly. He wasn’t about to spoil everything that he had. The last thing that he needed was his father to say that he couldn’t be with you. He noticed that the rest of his team showed up. He felt his anger boil in his chest as he watched you interact with Kakarot. He couldn’t show his anger not out in public. You were his and you knew that, not even his team knew that he was with you. He took a breath calming his nerves. He would have to pull through this no matter what.

“Vegeta.”

Vegeta looked at his father for a moment.

“You can choose anyone you want. Even someone who is strong like Y/N.”

Vegeta tried to not gasp out when his father admitted that he could have you as a mate. He needed time with you before you got ready to show that the two of you were in a relationship well on your way to being mates.

[fusiioneternal-a]

character tag dump

vegito // ✸ of hope & light ✸

goku // ✸ kindness is a strength ✸

vegeta // ✸ always keep your pride ✸

gogeta // ✸ inferior me ✸

kefla // ✸ decent competition ✸

chi chi // ✸ ox princess ✸

bulma // ✸ capsule corp's heart & soul ✸

son & brief children // ✸ i have love for both families ✸

dragon team // ✸ earth's best ✸

goku black // ✸ goku wack ✸

zamasu // ✸ a bona fide demon posing as a kai ✸

frieza // ✸ how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man ✸

cell // ✸ a perfect waste of potential ✸

super buu // ✸ a pink punching bag ✸

[beneathstarryskies]

Can I request some Saiyan oral sex(receiving or giving, dealers choice)headcanons 🤤 or just some guys from DBZ? Vegeta, Goku...Yamcha and Gohan? Maybe even Trunks? Thanks!

How about giving AND receiving? 😈

nasty stuff™️ under the cut

Vegeta

Vegeta is can be a bit stubborn at times and it can be difficult to get him to admit when he’s feeling needy. The one exception to this is oral. He is absolutely weak for receiving oral. As soon as you’re on your knees for him, he’s rock hard.

The proud prince loves the prideful feeling he gets from receiving head, and he will not hesitate to let you know. His hand will be buried in your hair, guiding your pace to his liking.

Vegeta is always very vocal during sex, growling and grunting without holding back. However, the dirty talk really comes out when you’re sucking him off. He’ll be muttering the whole time.

“Such a good mouth.”

“This is what that mouth of yours is meant for.”

Or if he’s feeling exceptionally prideful, “On your knees, pleasing your prince. Just as it should be.”

Vegeta has a slight preference for receiving over giving, but he does enjoy giving.

He likes it when you get mad at him for talking too much shit and try to shut him up by sitting on his face. He’ll quickly turn the tables on you though. Just when you think you’re getting the better of him, he’ll have you trembling.

He loves the power he has over you when you’re stretched out and vulnerable for him. That tongue is certainly good for more than talking shit.

If he wants to he can have you coming undone in just a few minutes.

However, Vegeta likes to play with his food, so to speak. He’ll tease you and edge you until you’re rendered to nothing more than whining, begging mess.

He fucking loves it if you tug on his hair while he’s going down on you. Even more so if you run your fingernails over his scalp. He will literally purr for you.

Wants to make you cum so hard you’re seeing stars and he is super smug about it. As soon as he’s pulling away, there’s a proud smirk on his face.

Goku

Good luck. Just, really, good luck.

Goku goes absolutely feral over getting oral, but he’s not super picky about it. He does tend to end up fucking your mouth because he has no self-control when it comes to pleasure.

If you don’t let him take control of the situation, he is such a whiny baby about it. He is desperate and clingy and so noisy.

If he can’t fuck your mouth (because if you ask, he will hold back) Goku will still keep a firm grip on your hair. He’ll whine and groan so much just for you, but he struggles to come up with anything dirty to say.

Mostly it’ll be grunts of, “It feels so good.”

Occasionally he’ll manage some sort of praise about how pretty your mouth is around his cock, but overall he just struggles with coming with a coherent thought. He’s just so weak.

If you play with his balls, he will pretty much cum on the spot.

He will cum very fast, and a lot. So, if you don’t want to swallow you better be able to read the signs that he’s close. Goku won’t be able to warn you because by the time it gets to that point he’s breathless.

When it comes to giving, he’s just as enthusiastic as he is about receiving. He loves making you feel good.

Lots of slurping and growling. It’s just so wonderful to pleasure you as much as he can.

Goku could spend all day between your thighs happily. His technique is a little sloppy, but he knows how to focus on what feels good for you. He loves making you moan and whine for him.

Goku can and will overstimulate you.

Gohan

Gohan has such a sensitive cock, and he’s so flustered about receiving pleasure. He’ll cum so quickly.

He’s very considerate and sweet the whole time you’re pleasuring him. Absolutely nothing will be done without your express permission. He won’t move or touch you at all without asking you first.

He will give you so much praise. He just can’t help it. Everything feels so amazing, and it falls from him naturally.

“Feels so good, baby.”

“You’re so gorgeous,” he whines. “You have such a pretty mouth.”

Gohan is very, very soft. His thumb will soothe down your cheek sweetly and he’ll run his fingers through your hair softly. The whole time he’ll be looking at you with so much love and adoration in his eyes

He cums hard every time, and will cum so much. However, he’s very careful to always give you a warning beforehand. He’s not picky about whether he cums down your throat or all over your chest.

Gohan is such a giver. He could honestly cum just from pleasuring you. It’s not an uncommon sight to see him rutting against the mattress as he goes down on you.

He’s very careful and precise. He knows all the right buttons to press to get you to the edge in no time.

He has no qualms about keeping communication open because he wants to keep you happy.

Gohan likes to tease a little bit when he has you spread out in front of him, but he gives in so easily. One little whine of “Gohan, please” and he’s giving in immediately.

Can and will overstimulate you all night long. Although, sometimes he does try to edge you a bit because he knows you’ll cum even harder for him.

Gohan is 10/10 the best at oral.