#vegan Fred

[wejustvibing]

lewis at cavallino recently | via chef massimo bottura

[thunderheadfred]

husband texts a picture of all the leftover heart-shaped vegan valentine's baked goods that are up for grabs in the co-op breakroom (where he works part-time some evenings)

and the urge to just be like

how many can you carry?

[raspberryzingaaa]

Nothing will ever beat

*Peter chucks an egg at Vegan Fred*

"RESPAECT. MY DECISIONS!"

😐👉 "...it's free range."

"ITS STIILL A DAED CHICKAN!"

🤷🏼‍♂️👉

[chaaliapinz]

would anyone understand if I said Rostam Batmanglij is like if Balthazar Jones from Nothing Much to Do/Lovely Little Losers was real and a Persian-American instead of a white New Zealander and that this realization made me want to create a satire fic of people in the Vampire Weekend Sphere of Influence Circa 2015 going through the entire Lovely Little Losers plot (four roommates decide to have a no relationships rule, some friends show up, hilarity ensues). Drawings to come

[incohearent]

Idk man, looks kinda chubby. Would that justify confiscating him from his domicile, lying and saying that he bit me, poisoning him intravenously, and desecrating his corpse and doing the same thing to his raccoon friend?

[petit-papillion]

Questions I still have...

Will we see Charles and Lewis do silly CL²H Challenges?

And if so, are they going to make them sit superclose together and blindfold each other like they did with C²?

Will there be a cooking challenge where Lewis can teach Charles to prepare a vegan meal and Charles teaches Lewis to make crunchy pasta?

Speaking of, will Mamma Rossella add a vegan pasta dish to the menu of Ristorante Montana?

Is Roscoe going to get his own All Access Ferrari garage pass?

What will Lewis respond to, "We're thinking Plan F."?

Who will learn Italian faster, Fred or Lewis?

Will Lewis still be permitted to go skydiving, and if so, will he take Charles along with him?

How long will it take before Lewis gets a prancing horse tattoo? ...And will he be able to convince Charles to get one as well?

[marmosetsandmarxism]

thought id lay down some little facts about me for newcomers so they can know me better <3

my names abi/ven, call me what you prefer im not fussed at all! my pronouns are they/them, im an nb transfem. im a vegan and a vegan/animal liberation activist!

im a comrade from england, organised in the communist party of britain, and my biggest inspirations as a marxist-leninist are vladimir lenin, fred hampton, and kim il-sung!

as my name also states, im a huge enthusiast of marmoset monkeys, im very passionate about their conservation, and an end to the primate pet trade across the world. if you were wondering, my favourites tend to sway depending on my mood but i absolutely adore common, black tufted, and goeldis marmosets any day of the week!

along with marmosets and marxism, i have many more interests and passions, they just arent the focus of this blog! my interests include literature (poetry and all non-fiction), music (goth rock, rap, indie, and rnb primarily, but i enjoy absolutely everything), fashion (i love suits, formal wear and early soviet fashion), and physical art (performative art, contemporary displays, canvas, you name it)!

i hope you stick around and enjoy what i put out <3

[acti-veg]

One thing I can't stand is "feel-good" science fiction where animals still have the same moral value as shit. Dear author, the people in your setting figured out how to violate physics for their interstellar travel, they could have figured out bioreactors for fuck's sake.

I find this to be on of the most obvious weaknesses in so much sci fi and world building in general, that it so clearly carries modern day attitudes into the future, and just tends to dress them up in technology. I adore fantasy but the genre can be just as guilty of it as sci fi, taking modern prejudices and just putting a fantasy spin on them. It's all the more obvious when it's a blind prejudice, like speciesism is, in which case they just take it as a given that alternative reality creatures would share their own views.

Some settings are better at it than others. Star Trek for example discusses the fact that they 'stopped enslaving animals for food purposes' long ago, and the vulcans are largely a vegetarian society. More recently the sci fi series Travelers on Netflix is apparently is a vegan future, partly as a result of climate change but also the show’s overarching theme about consciousness and our relationship with the natural world.

If you're interested in more sci fi with an AR theme, a few other examples includes Arthur C Clarke's The Deep Range, Zoomen by Fred Hoyle, Okja of course, Simom Amstell's Carnage (comedy but still in the sci fi realm) and a less obvious one is War of The Worlds, widely seen as analagous of humans farming animals.

[thebirdscomeback]

some more peter haikus from me and @cardboardsean this time featuring the best poem ever written ever.

there's something wrong here keep tripping over myself i'll just play pretend

-- by me

personal egging for your heinous vegan crimes Fred, the boy is mine

-- by ron

[samuelyaboyy]

Had to make a introduction abut me cuz idk

My name is Sarah

My favorite shows are the muppet show, animaniacs, ghost and Molly McGee, casagrandes, the loud house, don't hug me I'm scared, sonic x, sonic boom, the letter people, Eddsworld, sesame street, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, CRiTORA, Catdog, moral Orel, muppets tonight, fanboy and Chum Chum, Fred Figglehorn, cartoonmania, mandela catalogue, walten files, Fred the Show, hi hi puffy Ami yumi, your favorite martian the series, nostalgia critic, angry video game nerd and potter puppet pals

My favorite movies are the muppet movie, the muppets, muppets most wanted, adventures of Elmo in Grouchland, Fred the movie, Fred 3 the movie, Fred 2 night of the living Fred and CartoonMania: the movie

My hyperfixations are mad scientist cartoon, the rockafire explosion, goosebumps, vocaloid, utau and clone high

My favorite music artists are lemon demon, neil cicierega, your favorite martian, will wood, will wood and the tapeworms, tally hall, Bart baker, ghost and pals, your favorite martian and oingo boingo

My favorite video games are quiplash, trivia murder party, trivia murder party 2, Friday night funkin, five nights at Freddy's, Dave and Bambi, sonic the hedgehog, Omori, team fortress 2, roblox, item asylum, survive and kill the killers on area 51, my singing monsters, my muppets show and my singing monsters dawn of fire

My comfort media are inanimate insanity and peewee's playhouse

I am a bisexual, pansexual polyamorous aroace non-binary transgender genderfluid and xenogender boy

I use he/they/faun/xem/it pronouns and neopronouns

I make xenogenders

I make headcanon about characters from every media

I'm neurodivergent, autistic and ADHD

DNI if:

Homophobic

Transphobic

Ableist

Racist

Vegan

Imvu players

P3d0

Autism speaks supporters/defenders

Xenogender anti

Neopronoun anti

RCTA

Z00ph1l3

N$fw

F3t!sh ppl

Inflation and v0r3 enjoyers

Lemon Demon anti

Spam bots

Favorite characters

Muppets - Uncle deadly, Dr phil van neuter johnny Fiama sal minella marvin Suggs Mr poodlepants chip bill the bug bobo the bear lew Zealand doctor Bunsen honeydew beaker Wayne and Wanda waldo C graphic digit newsman bill the bubble guy Wilkins wontkins bobby Benson link hogthrob Constantine the frog Sam the Eagle Howard Tubman Carter Zelda rose and Mulch

Sesame Street - Count von Count, Bill the Bug and Limbo/Nobody

Bart Baker - Taylor Swift, PSY, Lorde, William, Britney spears and Adam levine

Lemon Demon - Neil Cicierega

Animaniacs - Wakko Warner

The Ghost and Molly McGee - Sharon McGee, Leah stein-torres, Pete mcgee, Libby stein-torres, jinx, Molly McGee, scratch, Darryl McGee and Ezekiel tugbottom

Battle for Dream Island - Puffball

Friday night Funkin - Meri, Beepie, Dave and Bambi

Fred Franchise - Fred Figglehorn

Jashin-Chan - Hatsune Miku

CRiTORA - Kimi canicani, Iggy digahol, Avery Darling, eggy, queen virus, dundun qwerty, Pluto Georgia, spottie Leonard and Ernie joefreckler

Adventures of Elmo in grouchland - Huxley

Channel Awesome - Nostalgia Critic/Doug Walker

Muppets 2011 - Tex Richman

Cinemassacre - Angry Video Game Nerd

Muppet Movie - Max, Doc Hopper and Snake Walker

Pokemon - Sylveon

Fred the Movie - Kevin and Judy

Peewee's Playhouse - Cool Cat, Dirty Dog, Conky 2000, Randy and Chairry

Muppets from Space - K. Edgar singer

Rockafire Explosion - Rolfe Dewolfe and Dook Larue

Cartoonmania - Lucifer Killingsworth, Rufus, Ed Ted Ned and Fred, Anne Mermaid, Roy and Professor Qwertyson

Muppets Most Wanted - Dominic badguy

ABC Muppets - Pache/Pizza

Don't hug me I'm scared - Colin and Shrignold

Muppets Tonight - Heather Locklear

Muppets Wizard of Oz - Wicked Witch of the west

Crash and Bernstein - Crash

Fraggle Rock - Large Marvin fraggle

Clone High - Topher Bus, Abe, Professor Scudsworth and Mr. butlertron wesley

Scott the Woz - Scott the Woz

Owl House - Collector

BFFS list

@elle-eedee @emishows123 @splashy900 @boogiestronic80s @nightmaremp @moshywoosh @cheezecirno

Might pin this later 👀

This was inspired by @emishows123

[multishipper-baby]

I don't know why this was on my mind.

Some notes:

Springtrap would probably end up in the "really good at cooking" category if he had money for good ingredients and appliances.

Likewise I imagine Golden would learn to be good enough at cooking once he's no longer rich and has to start cooking for himself.

Towntrap will cook something good only if asked to make a specific recipe. If you tell him "make some risotto", then he will bring you a really good risotto. If you just tell him to make food with no specification, he will make the world's most inedible vegan dish.

Fred would be in the "will burn down the kitchen" tier if Freddy wasn't keeping an eye on him and preventing that from happening.

Deuz has great cooking skills but zero care for food safety. He will cook with dirty utensils and handle the food without cleaning his hands. Eat at your own risk.

[scoobydoowhatareyou]

I have watched many episodes of Scooby Doo

And here is the info I have gathered since the last update:

Velma Dinkley:

-Velma’s glasses correct her lazy eye (I don’t think glasses can do that though, can they??) and astigmatism

-Velma went to Space Camp and claimed her last name was DeGrasse Tyson

-She wanted to be an astronaut, but she wouldn’t have been able to pass the eye test

Fred Jones:

-He always has a spare catapult in his traps

-Daphne calls him Freddy

-Velma calls him Freddy

-At one point, Scooby calls him Freddy

-He is always honest

-He called the Mystery Machine “my love”

-The mystery Machine has a foot-shaped gas pedal

-He is in a band that uses all power tools and he plays the radial saw?????

-He has a trapping YouTube channel and the only subscriber is his mom (shame on the gang, honestly, how dare they not subscribe to his channel)

Daphne Blake:

-Not entirely that important, but he head is bigger than her waist

Shaggy Rogers:

-He plays the accordion

-He writes poetry (about food)

-He does yoga

-He’ll eat Vegan food, because “food is food”

-He is susceptible to food poisoning (he and Scooby eat dumpster donuts and throw up)

Scooby Doo:

-susceptible to food poisoning

-Scooby Doo collects expensive shoes (and then chews on them)

-Scooby Doo has an income???? (Maybe an allowance from Shaggy?)

I bring up the “Freddy” things because of how stupid it was for them to make Fred say that people he’s dating call him Freddy. It doesn’t even make sense I’m the context of Mystery Inc. But I’m not there yet, maybe I’ll watch that one next.

[majorpublicintersection]

honestly vegan fred objectively had everything like rich... gay... heir to a vegan empire... big house on the ocean... 1000 thread count sheets... emotional stability.... buuuut he didn't have pedro's kys swag

Balth likes them with a bond since childhood and also insane 🙄🐹 Who can blame him

[elvisgrace]

5 songs I listen to

I was tagged by the amazing @jellymeduza to share five songs. Thank you! I am about to date the ever-loving fuck out of myself.

Super fucking basic early 2000s emo here. I've evolved as far as I'm going to.

Matt Skiba - Good Fucking Bye

The Lawrence Arms - Nebraska

The Hush Sound - Wine Red

Lucky Boys Confusion - Fred Astaire

Samiam - She Found You

Bonus song: It's a parody/comedy song, so dumb, I love it so fucking much, I am constantly quoting it: Liam Kyle Sullivan - Shoes.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

And by the way bitch?

I'm tagging @lirillith, @simsinlowspace, @vegan-kaktus, @hugelunatic, @queencleopatracapp and anyone who wants to inflict upon grace the masses with their favorite songs.

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 6.29

Holidays

Bonus Hole Day

Chronic Migraine Awareness Day

Coriander Day (French Republic)

Day of Partisans and Underground Resistance (Russia)

Day of the Telephone Operator (Brazil)

Engineer’s Day (Ecuador)

Eva Day (UK)

FLASCO Day (Florida)

Flower and Camera Day

Gadsen Purchase Ratification Day

Gioco Del Ponte (Pisa, Italy)

Herb Harvesting Day (East Anglica, UK)

Homosexual Pride Day

Hug Holiday

Internal Autonomy Day (French Polynesia)

International Danube Day

International Day of the Tropics

International Mud Day

International Fisherman’s Day

International Sharing Day

International Transgender Youth Day

Interstate Highway Day

iPhone Day

Leroy Experiment 629 Day (Lilo & Stitch)

MIA Azatamartik Remembrance Day (Armenia)

Missing in North Texas Day

National AMHP Day (UK)

National Amnesia Awareness Day (UK)

National Camera Day

National Darts Day

National Dieselbilly Day

National Family Day (Indonesia)

National Fred Day

National Gordon Day

National Guy Day

National Nash Day

National Paddy Day (Nepal)

National Sports Day (Fiji)

National Statistics Day (India)

Remote Control Day

Sacrament of the Silicon Host

Shipbuilder Day (Russia)

629 Day

Smith & Wesson 629 Day

Smosh Appreciation Day

Veterans Day (Netherlands)

World Industrial Design Day

World Music Designation Day

World Scleroderma Awareness Day

Yellow Cock’s Comb Day

Youth Day (Russia)

Food & Drink Celebrations

Bacon Burnt End Day

Gnocchi Day (Argentina)

Meatballs Day

National Almond Buttercrunch Day

Waffle Iron Day

Independence & Related Days

Autonomy Day (French Polynesia)

Central Province Day (Solomon Islands; 1981)

Seychelles (from UK, 1976)

Tahiti (Annexed by France; 1880)

5th & Last Saturday in June

Armed Forces Day (UK) [Last Saturday]

Bartender and Mixologist Day [Last Saturday]

Day of Inventors & Rationalizers (Russia) [Last Saturday]

Great American Picnic Day [Last Saturday]

International Handstand Day [Last Saturday]

International Scoliosis Awareness Day [Last Saturday]

National Celebrate Your Marriage Day [Last Saturday]

National Cornhole Day [Last Saturday]

National Haskap Berry Day [Last Saturday]

Vegan Pizza Day [Last Saturday]

Veteranendag (Veteran’s Day; Netherlands) [Last Saturday]

World Bike Naked Day [Last Saturday]

World Day Against Pet Abandonment [Last Saturday]

World Sand Dune Day [Last Saturday]

Festivals Beginning June 29, 2024

Adirondack Wine and Food Festival (Lake George, New York) [thru 6.30]

Blues, Brews and Food Truck Festival (New Glarus, Wisconsin)

CHUM Rhubarb Festival (Duluth, Minnesota)

Festival d’Avignon (Avignon, France) [thru 7.21]

Haro Wine Festival (Haro, Spain)

IN THE PALACE International Short Film Festival (Pernik, Bulgaria) [thru 7.6]

Kingston Fire Association's Beerfest (Kingston, New Hampshire)

Midsummer Fantasy Renaissance Faire (Ansonia, Connecticut) [thru 7.14]

MuslimFest (Mississauga, Ontario, Canada)

National Cherry Festival (Traverse City, Michigan) [thru 7.6]

Oxbow Music Festival (Johnson, Vermont)

Peace, Love, BBQ … and Pizza! (Plains, Georgia)

Peterborough Musicfest (Peterborough, Ontario, Canada)

Playtime (Paris, France) [thru 7.1]

Raspberry Festival (Middlefield, Connecticut)

Reggae Love Festival (Manassas, Virginia)

Roskilde Festival (Roskilde, Denmark) [thru 7.6]

Santa Barbara Wine + Food Festival (Santa Barbara, California)

Show-Me Gourd Society Art Festival: Gourd Tales (Lebanon, Missouri) [thru 6.30]

South Berwick Strawberry Festival (South Berwick, Maine)

Supanova Pop Culture Expo (Perth, Australia) [thru 6.30]

Tour de France (thru 7.21)

Whiskies of the World (Nashville, Tennessee)

Zoobilee! Feast with the Beasts (Providence, Rhode Island)

Feast Days

Albuquerque (Positivist; Saint)

Allan Houser (Artology)

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (Writerism)

Appreciate Herbs Day (Pastafarian)

Bawming the Thorn (Appleton, England; Everyday Wicca)

Bobby London (Artology)

Brian Herbert (Writerism)

Cassius of Narni (Christian; Saint)

David B. Mattingly (Artology)

Elizabeth Claire Chapel Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Emma (Christian; Saint & Widow)

Feast Day in Honor of Papa Legba (Voodoo; Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Feast of Saints Peter and Paul (a.k.a. ... 

Day of the Christian Martyr (Voice of the Martyrs)

Doukhobor Peace Day (Canada)

Haro Wine Festival (Haro, La Rioja)

La Festa di San Pietro e Paolo (Rome, Italy)

L-Imnarja (Malta)

Miracle of the Moose (Russian Orthodox)

Ratcatcher’s Day (Hamelin, Germany)

Solemnity of Saints Peter and Paul

Funeral of Kostroma Celebration (East Slavic Fertility Goddess)

Hemma (Christian; Saint)

Knitting Day (Pastafarian)

The Koala (Muppetism)

Michael Whelan (Artology)

Oharai (Grand Purification Festival; Shinto)

Peter the Apostle (Christian; Saint)

Pietro Paolo Troisi (Artology)

Salome and Judith (Christian; Saints)

Solstitium II (Pagan)

Wicked Fairies Summer Debate (Shamanism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Uncyclopedia Bad to Be Born Today (because it’s the day Santa judges everyone to be naughty or nice.)

Premieres

Aesop’s Fable … The Mosquito (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1945)

Bachelor Party (Film; 1984)

Bad Moms (Film; 2016)

Banty Raids (WB MM Cartoon; 1963)

Colony, by Philip K. Dick (Short Story; 1953)

Coming to America (Film; 1988)

Conan the Destroyer (Film; 1984)

Daily Telegraph (London UK Daily Newspaper; 1855)

Dancing in the Street, recorded by David Bowie and Mick Jagger (Song; 19985)

Days of Thunder (Film; 1990)

Donald’s Crime (Disney Cartoon; 1945)

Do You Love Me, recorded by The Contours (Song; 1962)

Extraordinary Attorney Woo (TV Series; 2022)

Feedback, by Rush (Album; 2004)

Henry VIII, by William Shakespeare and John Fletcher (Play; 1613)

The King and I (Film; 1956)

Kiss Kiss, by Roald Dahl (Short Stories; 1959)

Le Escape Goat (The Inspector Cartoon; 1967)

The Leftovers (TV Series; 2014)

Life Among the Savages, by Shirley Jackson (Memoir; 1953)

The Living Daylights (James Bond Film, UK; 1987) [#15]

The Looking Glass War, by John le Carré (Novel; 1965) [George Smiley #4]

Magic Mike (Film; 2012)

Meatballs (Film; 1979)

Moonraker (James Bond Film, US; 1979) [#11]

Northwoods (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Day; 1931)

Ratatouille (Animated Pixar Film; 2007)

Running with Scissors, by Weird Al Yankovic (Album; 1999)

See the World (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1934)

See Ya Later Gladiator (WB LT Cartoon; 1968)

A Self-Made Mongrel (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1945)

Sherlock Pink (Pink Panther Cartoon; 1976)

The Spy in the Ointment, by Donald E. Westlake (Novel; 1966)

Strong to the Finich (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1934)

Ted (Film; 2012)

Tomorrow We Diet! (Disney Cartoon; 1951)

Trap Happy (Tom & Jerry Cartoon; 1946)

War of the Worlds (Film; 2005)

Who Killed Cock Robin? (Silly Symphony Cartoon; 1935)

Today’s Name Days

Gero, Paul, Peter (Austria)

Kamen, Pavel, Petar, Petra, Petrana (Bulgaria)

Pavao, Petar (Croatia)

Pavel, Petr (Czech Republic)

Paulus, Petrus (Denmark)

Peedo, Peedu, Peep, Peet, Peeter (Estonia)

Peetu, Pekka, Pekko, Petja, Petra, Petri, Petrus, Petteri, Pietari (Finland)

Paul, Pierre (France)

Gero, Paul, Peter (Germany)

Pavlos, Petros (Greece)

Pál, Péter (Hungary)

Paolo, Pietro (Italy)

Pauls, Pāvils, Pēteris (Latvia)

Benita, Gedrimė, Mantigirdas, Petras, Povilas (Lithuania)

Per, Peter, Petter (Norway)

Benedykta, Benita, Dalebor, Paweł, Piotr (Poland)

Pavel, Petru (România)

Pavol, Peter, Petra (Slovakia)

Emma, Pablo, Pedro (Spain)

Peter, Petra, Petrus (Sweden)

Paul, Peter (Ukraine)

Emma, Emmett, Heaven, Parnell, Parnella, Pedro, Pete, Peter, Pierce, Pierre, Salome (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 181 of 2024; 185 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 6 of week 26 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Duir (Oak) [Day 21 of 28]

Chinese: Month 5 (Geng-Wu), Day 24 (Jia-Zi)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 23 Sivan 5784

Islamic: 22 Dhu al-Hijjah 1445

J Cal: 1 Red; Oneday [1 of 30]

Julian: 16 June 2024

Moon: 42%: Waning Crescent

Positivist: 12 Charlemagne (7th Month) [Albuquerque]

Runic Half Month: Feoh (Wealth) [Day 6 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 10 of 94)

Week: 4th Full Week of June)

Zodiac: Cancer (Day 9 of 31)

[guiltypleasurefandomface]

Freddie: Now my darlings, I want your honest opinion. No pissing about. I need you to take it seriously, now. Okay?

Roger: Okay...

John: Sure... But, shouldn't we wait for Brian?

Freddie: Oh no, it's about Brian.

Roger: Oh. Go right ahead *devillish smile*

Freddie: Roger, I said no pissing about and I'm serious.

Roger: *drops smile and nods* You have my word.

Freddie: Now. Which do you think Brian would prefer, Colin the Catarpillar or Freida the vegan catarpillar cake?

John: Oh

Roger: Um....

Freddie: Because obviously, Colin is the original, and he's adorable

John: ... yeah... adorable....

Freddie: But, of course, animal products.

Roger: I think you're missing something a bit more important there, Fred.

Freddie: No, I know what you're going to say. He's a vegetarian, would he even want to eat something with a face even if it's made with vegan ingredients? But even the most millitant vegans eat percy pig sweets, Roger.

Roger: I more meant the fact that he's not a child turning 6..

Freddie: Oh.

John: Are we sure about that, though? He did have more fun putting the stars on the ceiling for Joshua, you know, than Joshua has ever had looking at them

Freddie: Welll.... *deflates* No maybe you're right. It is a bit childish.

Roger: It's a nice thought, Freddie, but.... you know. Beers, guinness and women, yeah?

Freddie: Thought it would be a nice bit of whimsy....

John: Colin's face is rather whimsical, yes.

Freddie: Right. Hmmm. Okay. Alright. No, back to the drawing board. It's fine. It's okay. Thank you for your input, darlings.

-

Roger: Well... fuck. Think I answered that one wrong, didn't I?

John: You gave your honest opinion.

Roger: Hey, you did too.

John: Yes but I gave neutral opinions.

Roger: .... fuck.

-

Brian: Oh hello-

Roger: Quick. I need your opinion on something, I NEEEEED you to keep it secret and I need you to act surprised tomorrow.

Brian: Oh. Um. Okay. What-s

Roger: Would you like a catarpillar cake with your birthday tomorrow?

Brian: I.... You mean the big swiss roll things with the giant white chocolate faces?

Roger: Yes

Brian: Oh. Yes I suppose I would. That would be fun.

Roger: Perfect. Vegan or non-vegan?

Brian: Well it would feel a bit wrong to both be eating a literal face whilst eating real animal products so I suppose-

Roger: Vegan. Perfect. Okay, get back to whatever you were doing and remmeber, we didn't have this conversation, you don't know, act surprised.

Brian: Right. Okay. Yes.

-

Roger: Give him Frieda.

Freddie: I beg your par- oh the cake. No, you were right

Roger: I was fucking wrong. You're right. He loves a bit of whimsy, give him the vegan catarpillar cake

Freddie: You really think so?

Roger: Yes

Freddie: .... Alright. What changed your opinion?

Roger: I just thought about it some more.

Freddie: It is still a bit childish

Roger: The man used to wear toesie socks up until he gave them away a year ago and he loves playing with model trains, he is a child.

Freddie: Roger.... You play with remote control cars

Roger: Yeah I know I do :D But for the record, I want a cake with a woman inside it for my next birthday

Freddie: I'll try my best

Roger: It's all I ask. So. Cake? You'll get Brian Freida

Freddie: Yes. Yes i will. Thank you sweetheart

Roger: Ahhhhh it's nothing.

-

Freddie: Happy Birthday!

Brian: Oh isn't that adorable!

Freddie: It's the vegan one

Brian: *gushes* It's perfect, Freddie.