#vanessa paradis forever

[meeelis]

𝙴𝚍𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚂𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜, 1990

[ultrone]

what music do you think Jackie would listen to…?

very random playlist i know lmaooo i hope it’s at least a bit accurate. i tried to stick to before the 2000s as much as i could 🫡

Gwen Stefani/No Doubt for sure. I feel like she’d specifically love “Cool” by Gwen

I Touch Myself by Divinyls

Crush by Jennifer Paige

Fastlove, Pt. 1 by George Michael

The Cranberries (influenced by Shauna 🤔)

The King of Wishful Thinking by Go West (she got obsessed with it after watching Pretty Woman)

Kiss Me by Sixpence None The Richer

Back For Good by Take That

Some songs by Fleetwood Mac & Stevie Nicks, like Sable on Blond, I Don't Want to Know, Edge of Seventeen, Only over You…

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) by Kate Bush

Last Goodbye by Jeff Buckley

Madonna

Waterfalls by TLC

Right Here - Human Nature Radio Mix by SWV

Living On My Own - No More Brothers Radio Mix by Freddie Mercury

I feel like she’d also be lowkey into Country 😭

Shania Twain

Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

Jolene by Dolly Parton

Amber by 311

Baby, I Love Your Way by Big Mountain

Angel by Shaggy, Rayvon

The Sign by Ace of Base (medicated Lottie got her into it)

Had a hanson phase lmaoooo 🧐

Torn by Natalie Imbruglia

Bitch by Meredith Brooks (she’d sing/yell this one in Shauna’s car)

I Try by Macy Gray

Girlfriend in a Coma by The Smiths

Alanis Morissette

There She Goes by The La’s

Two Princes by Spin Doctors

You Get What You Give by New Radicals

Fast Car by Tracy Chapman (I feel like Shauna would overplay it while driving)

Be My Baby by The Ronettes

Duran Duran

Bon Jovi

Fantasy by Mariah Carey

Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera

Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

Livin' la Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

Savage Garden

Uptown Girl by Westlife

Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners

Summer Of ‘69 by Bryan Adams

The Power Of Love by Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Hero by Enrique Iglesias

Whitney Houston’s top hits

Let’s Hear It for the Boy by Deniece Williams

Some Aerosmith songs, like Crazy & I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing

The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s In His Kiss) & One by One by Cher

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis

Black or White by Michael Jackson

Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows (from the Shrek 2 soundtrack 😭)

Alone & These Dreams by Heart

I Think We’re Alone Now by Tiffany

More Than a Feeling by Boston

What’s Love Got to Do with It by Tina Turner

Close to Me by The Cure

Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65 ☠️

Endless Love by Luther Vandross, Mariah Carey

Be My Baby & Divine idylle by Vanessa Paradis

Smile by Lily Allen

I’m Gonna Miss You by Milli Vanilli

Conga by Gloria Estefan 🤣

New Kids On The Block

Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds

Queen

Hey Ya! by Outkast

Dreaming Of You by Selena

extra… songs she’d listen to if she spoke spanish or was latina cuz i’m mexican and i’ve been thinkin abt this 🙂‍↕️

Tu Dama De Hierro by Marisela

Belanova, especially Rosa Pastel, Me Pregunto, and Cada que…

Formas de Amor by Calo

Mi Media Naranja by Fey

Bazar & No Controles by Flans

Gracias A Dios by Thalia

La Ventanita by Garibaldi

Ahora Te Puedes Marchar by Luis Miguel

Cuando Calienta El Sol by Luis Miguel

Mírala, Míralo by Alejandra Guzman

Virgen de las Vírgenes by Gloria Trevi

Ni Una Sola Palabra by Paulina Rubio

No Puedo Olvidarme Ti by MDO

La Calle de las Sirenas by Kabah

Enamoradísimo by Mercurio

Veneno by Ragazzi

Dile Que la Amo by Kairo

Hombres G

Oye Mi Amor by Maná

Rica y Apretadita (feat. Anayka) by El General

Moriré by La Factoria

Enloquéceme & Shabadabada by OV7

Timbiriche

Amante Bandido by Miguel Bosé

Alejandro Sanz

[floralcrematorium]

Francis Bonnefoy || HWS France

Character Playlist | 60 songs | 3hr 35 min

• Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) - Katy Perry • Pony - Ginuwine • Party Like A Millionaire - Millionaires • Lavender - Dreamer Boy • Prophet - King Princess • I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE - Måneskin • Gimmie More - Britney Spears • G.U.Y. - Lady Gaga • Slumber Party - Ashnikko, Princess Nokia • LoveGame - Lady Gaga • Call Me - Blondie • Lollipop - Framing Hanley • Homewrecker - MARINA • Hot Mess - Cobra Starship • Dernière danse - Indila • Déjà Vu - 3OH!3 • Church - Fall Out Boy • Style - Taylor Swift • Warm Me Up - The Audition • DONTTRUSTME - 3OH!3 • Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me - Lene Alexandra • oops! - Yung Gravy • Bejeweled - Taylor Swift • La Seine - Vanessa Paradis • Merry Go Round of Life - Joe Hisaishi • Amour plastique - Videoclub, Adele Castillon, Matthyeux • Careless Whisper - Seether • Vending Machine of Love - The Stupendium • Arsonist's Lullabye - Hozier • Bubble Pop Electric - Gwen Stefani, Johnny Vulture • notre dame - Paris Paloma • Sunlight - Hozier • Do It All The Time - I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME • Play Me Like A Violin - Stephen • FVN! - LVL1 • How I'd Kill - Cowboy Malfoy • rises the moon - Liana Flores • I Love You Like An Alcoholic - The Taxpayers • Inarticulation - Rio Romeo • Dear Arkansas Daughter - Lady Lamb • fly away - deer death • Eat Your Young - Hozier • Obsession - OK Go • Tonight - Amira Elfeky • Lovesong - The Cure, Chris Parry, Mark Saunders, Robert Smith • the fruits - Paris Paloma • Demolition Lovers - My Chemical Romance • Northern Star - Dom Fera • IDC AT ALL - Lauren Sanderson • Lovers From The Past - Mareux • Fashion Forward - The Home Team • Me and My Husband - Mitski • Voilà - Barbara Pravi • Orange Girl - Dreamer Boy • What He Don't Know - Anarbor • The Hills - The Weeknd • telepatía - Kali Uchis • Évidemment - La Zarra • Return to Versailles - Joshua Kyan Aalampour • EVERYTHING - LuLuYam • Daughters Lie In Empty Fields - Traitrs • Casual - Chappel Roan • Kiss It Better - Rihanna • Woman - Doja Cat • Marie Don't Sleep In Your Makeup - Faith & Disease • Francis Forever - Mitski

Spotify | Youtube

Version 2: Songs that remind me of HWS France that don't bust it down sexual style

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: September 21, 1992

Lyrics:

I saw you walk down the street with some other girl, yeah

Always thought that I was the only one in your world

Baby, can you tell me so?

Out of sight out of mind ain't what love ought to be, yeah

And I hoped all the time that you'd be faithful to me

You'd be faithful to me

All I'm asking you for when you walk out the door

Is to be my baby, baby

I just want to be sure that forever and more

You would be my baby

Love is just like a flower baby, it has to grow, yeah

And when you are away, I'm even loving you more

I just have to let you know

One-on-one is the way and that's the way it should be, yeah

So if you're not gonna stay, then don't be playing with me

You can set me free

All I'm asking you for when you walk out the door

Is to be my baby, baby

'Cause all this love is for you and you know that I'm true

And I'll be your baby

All I'm asking you for when you walk out the door

Is to be my baby, baby

'Cause you knew from the start that you were working my heart

Won't you be my baby?

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Alright, alright

I remember our walk the other Saturday night, yeah

Sweet harmonies filled and floated through our minds

Never felt this way before

We were riding so high on love and understanding

So why go wasting your time when you have got such a find

That is everlasting

All I'm asking you for when you walk out the door

Is to be my baby, baby

I just want to be sure that forever and more

You would be my baby

All I'm asking you for when you walk out the door

Is to be my baby, baby

'Cause all this love is for you and you know that I'm true

And I'll be your baby

Songwriter:

And I want you to love me baby

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Alright, alright, alright

And I want you to love me, baby

Lenny Kravitz / Gerry Deveaux

SongFacts:

👉📖

Homepage:

Vanessa Paradis

[ohhellno]

New Vanessa Paradis Cover. 2023

VANESSA PARADIS FOREVER

[chicnormal3]

this will forever be my number one song

[angel060563]

Johnny Depp as The Mad Hatter

Vanessa Paradis

[whatsupbomb]

🕵️NATAL CHART OF JOHNNY DEPP🕵️

Don't yell at me, please, I tried🥺

Mars on the 2nd house cusp: he likes to hurt his own body when nobody sees him. That's because it was hard for him to become an independent person and lose connections with his mother. I've heard that she was abusive to him and didn't like him. She teached him to fight for his life (Mars energy). He might abuse himself to learn how to do it

Pluto in Conjunction to asteroid "Groom": he likes to lose himself with his partners by taking drugs or alcohol and having crazy sexual intercourses to get rid of his stress. Might get violent with his partner cause he feels constant pressure because of his popularity. Pluto gives you great wealth and popularity

Asteroid "Groom" in Conjuction to Ceres: it's important for him to be seen as a caring husband who won't ever hurt his wife. His ex partners might defend him cause some of them have a saviour complex towards him like Vanessa Paradis

Ceres in Conjuction to Juno: he's devoted to people who care for him like a mother who cares for her child, but will cut off those who try to put him in his place

Rx Neptune in Conjuction to Black Moon Lilith: at his core he's a delusional person who can't take the truth cause it will destroy his Idealistic view on the world. He often chooses wrong people to be with cause he's idolizing them just for their beauty. In mythology Lilith is a seductress who dumped biblical Adam. He thought that Amber will stay with him forever. In this relationship he's like a heartbroken Adam. He might take heavy drugs when he thinks that people try to destroy his plans on the future. He's a very romantic person aiming to find a perfect woman who'll stay with him forever. Might even try to drug her and put her under hypnosis or some spell using the help of a witch, so she won't leave him

Moon on the 6th house cusp: in marriage or cohabitation he's an unstable person with many fears and secrets. He's accusing his partners of lying to him or not being their true selves with him. He's not made for a marriage because he makes his partners constantly worry about him since Moon is a concerned mother epitome

Proserpina on Midheaven: he's best friends with the elites of the Hollywood who like him very much since he makes Hollywood seem like a perfect place for imagination with his roles. They'll always defend him and cover up his crimes if he's accused of doing something bad to the people. For example, pay journalists to lie about his crimes. His lawyers represent the 10th house since they're higher in rank than him because they have the rights to defend or accuse him in court

Mercury in Conjunction to Venus: he's aiming to create chaos in the lives of his women. They become miserable after dating him. They feel dirty and uncouth when they're with him. Mercury is represented by a parrot in my observation. Parrots like to clean their feathers and bathe in the water. Some of his women like Amber have to thoroughly wash off the dirt Johnny caused in their lives. Before meeting him they have an innocent nature and are liked by many people for their pure heart

Venus in Square to Rx Saturn: Square's symbol is a square (closed space like a room). Venus is about women. When women are all alone with Johnny, they feel threatened by his inadequate behaviour and immediately want to defend themselves. They feel the need to protect their personal space in front of him. Saturn's animal is a female cat who becomes violent when threatened. In this case Amber represents Saturn, female cat who won't stand somebody who tries to dominate her and tell her what to do. Johnny might've forbidden her from being free and doing what she really likes. He might've tried to instill fears that she'll be hurt, if she won't obey him. In bed (square=closed room) he might've accidentally hurt her trying to act like a strict daddy 😑 Especially with Rx Saturn when one becomes obsessed with an idea of suppressing people, degrading them and making them slaves🧐

Asteroid "Shramm" (from the Russian "scar") on the 11th house cusp: 11th house represents cult followers or simply "crazy fans". His "crazy fans" want everyone to know that he was abused by Amber making endless posts with proves of the abuse done to him. Sometimes they'll say or post random thing about Amber not even related to the case just to prove that she was abusive to him. For example, video when she was just drinking saying funny stuff or an article when she's talking about abuse not mentioning anyone's names. 11th house also represents us as kids in my observation. In his childhood he might've been beaten by his parents with no reason and now his fans help him to feel worthy. They see themselves as caring parents he never had. Their support helps him to work through his childhood trauma and realise who really cares about him. Probably he didn't see Amber as a caring partner just cause she reminded him of his abusive mother

North Node in Conjunction to asteroid "Dejanira": North Node is how people remember you or the trace you leave in their hearts. This element is strong in natal charts of talented actors cause it represents acting skills and ability to play the role of someone else in my observation. Dejanira is an epitome of a victim. So, it's easy for Johnny to play the role of the victim. He knew that fans see him as an abused child and would help him win the case, so he decided to sue Amber for her article about abuse where she haven't mentioned anyone's names or even dropped a hint🤔

I don't know details of this case, sorry if I was wrong in my thoughts. You can share what you think about his chart in the replies, but don't argue about how other people see this case, please

Bye for now

Reading made by @whatsupbomb

[calixarchive]

bungo stray dogs as songs

Armed detective agency / friends of the ADA

Example: Song ; Artist name!

Included: Lucy M. , Dazai , Atsushi, Kunikiada & Yosano

Lucy Montgomery

In my mind ; Lyd Lapid

Coffee Stained Smile ; Delaney Bailey

Build-a-bear ; Maggie Brewer

All Dolled Up ; The Orion Experience

Friends to Lovers ; Melina KB

Backstabber ; Kesha

Dazai

Paul ; Big thief

Nectarine Lane ; Salina Killa

Swimming pool ; Marie Madeleine 

Clear eyes (full) ; aiden!

Dark beach ; Pastel Ghost

Forever fifteen ; MOTHICA

Numb little bug ; Em beihold

I love you like an alcoholic ; The taxpayers

My R ; Lollia

Imaginary Friends ; Grenon

Rot ; DBMK

Your sister was right ; Wilbur Soot

Abyss ; Martin against the world

Fool’s paradise ; MAY-A

Coffee - MemeHub (likely originally from Jack Stauber’s YT)

BETTER OFF DEAD ; jxdn

Wizard ; Lucas Lex

Atsushi

Flowers ; Karma wears white ties

Build-a-bear ; Maggie Brewer

All Dolled Up ; The Orion Experience

Corpse Bride ; Pyro

Invisible Girl! ; Morgan Reese

Lonely Generation ; Echosmith

Imaginary Friends ; Grenon

Songs i made up to stop myself from having a panic attack just now ; Field Medic, Rich

Beautiful Boy ; John Lennon

Future dropout ; Kate Stephenson

Kunikiada

Surface pressure ; Jessica Darrow

Harvard ; Diet Cig

Top of my school ; Katherine Lynn-Rose

Yosano

La seine ; Vanessa Paradis

Jobless Monday ; Mitski

That’s all for today! I tried to find songs that fit the character’s current life and or they’re past life and how it is affecting them nowadays!

Should i do another organization or part 2 of this with more ADA members?

[seulbby]

until forever falls apart

╰┈➤ in which y/n has to figure out life without harry, and harry has never felt this way before.

╰┈➤ part two to someone you loved

⧖ harry styles x fem!reader

⧖ warnings: swearing angst, toxicity, reader is bi and if you have a problem with that: cry abt it i couldn't care less :), talks of anxiety (if that bothers you read something else i have written or request something!)

⧖ a/n: if you want, listen to the following songs while reading: me and my husband by mitski, as the world caves in by matt maltese, moral of the story by ashe! thank you!

masterlist

•°. *࿐

4 days after the breakup

y/n and harry. the perfect couple. that's what people pictured when they heard their names. they were seen as the perfect couple by everyone. it was a reality, until it wasn't.

every couple has their fair share of fights. it's unhealthy if you bottle anything up. y/n and harry didn't argue often, every once in a while. when harry was being to narcissistic or when y/n put her career first. it was perfectly fine. until harry had enough y/n guessed.

y/n had no idea what lead to the downfall of their relationship. they had been together for so long. y/n planned out their life together. growing old together. starting a family wasn't in the stars for y/n, she didn't not like kids, but couldn't see herself being a mom. that was the only thing that was stopping her from literally getting on one knee and proposing to harry on their third date. he's always wanted kids.

y/n thinks that this might be a blessing in disguise. they won't that unfathomable talk, "it's not you, it's me". she wouldn't be able to bear it.

as she was lost in thought, she heard a knock at the door. y/n was confused. after the fight/breakup with harry she got on a flight to new york and was staying at her apartment there, and no one knew she was here besides her mom. when she looked through the peephole she was sort of relieved, sort of not. she didn't want to see anyone, but if she had to she was glad it was her best friend.

when y/n opened the door, lily walked. lily has been her best friend since she was little. their moms were best friends forever also, so it was in the cards for them. she likes having lily by her side because she knows how the whole 'celebrity' thing works, being an actress and johnny depp and vanessa paradis' child.

so yes, y/n is getting better she supposes.

•°. *࿐

harry was having the time of his life. he can finally be with this mistress out in the open like he's always wanted. he keeps getting questioned on where y/n is and what happened to their relationship. which he has been ignoring. along with his friends calls wondering what also happened with the relationship.

harry has always been a private guy, so his fans, y/n's fans, and the media were confused on why he was being so open with his new relationship.

he was having the time of his life being free, or so he thought. after 4 or so days after the break up, he started to feel alone. yes, he had his mistress, fallon was it? but harry has never felt so alone sitting in his room in the house they shared. he knows it’s his fault. of course it is. he drove her away without a second thought because he wanted to sleep with other people. and he got the chance, it didn’t feel right to him. no one was better for him then y/n. now he realizes it. and now he doesn’t even know where she is and how he would fix this. 

•°. *࿐

2 months later

y/n was feeling good. she’s back to work and is filming her new marvel disney+ series, nyx, about the greek goddess of the night. she’s back with hanging out with her friends again, and she’s done a few photoshoots for some campaigns and magazines. some say she’s doing the best she ever has been. 

she hasn’t. y/n is missing something. she can feel her heart beating out of her chest and can feel her fingers get shaky. she also is religiously redecorating her new york apartment, something she does to cope with these new found things that are happening to her. 

so after a night of redecorating her living room because she got a new throw pillow, she sees someone is calling her. it’s an unknown number. 

she picks up, “hello this is y/n. who’s this?”. shes used to getting calls from random numbers, from getting callbacks to prank calls. so this is nothing new. “y/n? it’s- it’s harry lovie” thats when she can literally feel her heart trying to get out of her chest. 

“harry? why are calling me it’s 2 in the morning” well, it is for her, its eleven for him. 

“are you in new york? it’s eleven here.” that’s when she knew she fucked up. she didn’t want harry to know where she was, incase he wanted to plead his case (which was highly unlikely) or so she thought. 

“im working on a project here. again why are you calling?” she knows she’s being mean, but he cheated in her so. karma. 

 “i wanted to talk. i know it’s late for you so i'll let you go” y/n wants to badly to hang up. to act like he never called, but that void in her chest is filling so she continues on with the call. 

“okay, talk then” she wants to see what he has to say.

“okay fuck. i miss you. and i know this might sound utter bullshit. but i do. not like i ever have. i can’t do certain things because we used to do them together. i still can’t even sleep on your side of the fucking bed. that makes me sound like a pathetic idiot but it doesn’t matter. i’m sorry. i hurt you in the worst way, and i will hate myself everyday for it. i need you like i never needed you before. this is probably the hardest thing i’ve ever had to so because i hate saying i am wrong. but if it means getting to wakeup with you, and see you everyday that it’s worth it” after harry was finished with spiel. y/n is shocked. this wasn’t exactly what she was expecting. 

she’s silent for a moment. “lovie, are you there?” harry asks. of course im still fucking here she thinks. 

“i don’t know what you want me to say” y/n, in the first time in her entire life, it rendered speechless. “you cheat on me, tell me you no longer love me, and then call me two months later saying you miss me? your making no sense” 

“i know lovie. i’ve been trying to figure out a way to say it the best i could but i got tired of waiting.” y/n is tired. she’s so tired and wants to go to bed until january.

“i have to go.” and with that she hangs up. 

[aridoesart]

I think I spent forever trying to figure out a real person to base Aleks on. Not necessarily a 100% face claim but someone to be taken as a base. The closest I came up with is “what if Brigitte Bardot had a slightly longer and less squishy face”. 

PS: Her teeth will forever be based on Vanessa Paradis.

[rosehaunt]

Tagged by angels @jasminoir and @uneorchide 🖤

Rules are simple, choose 50 songs you want to recommend to tagged people and see what they prepare for you (if you decide to do it). You can choose only one song by certain artist! 

i tag (if you haven’t done this already) @dahliaborne @rruslana @saccarinee @rosademiel @purityrinng @bebemoon @nightmare @chillviaplath @naiadereverie @unefleurofferte @miumiugirl @inthenightgarden @angelinajoliesbottom @senvive @nehmesis @cinnamongirlie

1. Fade by Cailin Russo

2. Lucky ones by Lana Del Rey

3. Lotus flower by Radiohead

4. All in my head by Primrose forever sanctuary

5. Swan lake by Bladee

6. Whatever by Ruby Haunt

7. Heavenly by cigarettes after sex

8. Immortelle by Say Lou Lou

9. Trigger by Woodz

10. Mystery by Jesse Jo Stark

11. Coolest place in the world by Suki Waterhouse

12. This mess we’re in by PJ Harvey, Thom Yorke

13. Celia’s dream by Slowdive

14. Paper bag by Fiona Apple

15. Hat Trick by Lexie Liu

16. Bewitching pool by Spells and Curses

17. Music from the lake surface by Susumu Yokota

18. You’re not the only one by Sky Ferreira

19. Bath water by No doubt

20. Without love by Alice glass

21. Girl disappearing by Tori Amos

22. I’m not in love by Kelsey Lu

23. Complicated by Avril Levigne

24. I put a spell on you by Nina Simone

25. Mary Magdalene by FKA twigs

26. Blue blood by LAUREL

27. Five string serenade by Mazzy Star

28. Becomes the colour by Emily Wells

29. Toxic by Britney Spears

30. 夢中人 by Faye Wong

31. Help me by Hako Yamazaki

32. Be my baby by Vanessa Paradis

33. Moon and moon by bat for lashes

34. Crying in the mirror by Rainsford

35. Petals by Chromatics

36. Head alone by Julia Jacklin

37. The beach by the neighbourhood

38. Evil woman by electric light orchestra

39. Criminal by Taemin

40. Wild heart by Stevie Nicks

41. Butterfly mornings by Hope Sandoval and the warm inventions

42. Nymph-O by plum green

43. The bell jar by honey gentry

44. Rabbit hole by cherry glazerr

45. All the things she said by t.A.T.u

46. Say it right by Nelly Fertado

47. My lovers box by garbage

48. Gare du nord by Claire Laffut

49. Moderation by Florence + the machine

50. Dream in a dream by TEN

[hisunshiine]

name aesthetic

tagged by: @jimilter ♡ yours was so cool I had to stop and try mine (it took forever and vanessa paradis was EVERY photo)

rules: type your name + aesthetic into the search bar on pinterest and use 9 images to make a personal moodboard. tagging: @mrsparkjimin18 @7deadlysinsfics @jinfizz @ressjeon @yoonia @writtenwhalien & whoever wants to!

i present to you:

𝑜𝑚𝑛𝑖𝑎 𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑟, 𝑛𝑜𝑠 𝑒𝑡 𝑐𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑖 (𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌, 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗎𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗒𝗂𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾.

[tabloidtoc]

Globe, January 4

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Ghislaine Maxwell buying her way out of prison

Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- Gavin Rossdale playing tennis with his pup Chewy, Brooke Burke holding holiday balls topless, James Franco takes his cellphone into the sea 

Page 3: Leighton Meester surfing in Malibu, Robbie Williams, Lisa Rinna wearing two masks 

Page 4: Angelina Jolie is bracing for major humiliation after being dragged into Johnny Depp’s latest legal showdown with ex-wife Amber Heard -- Angie’s run-ins with Johnny who she starred with in 2010′s The Tourist are coming under intense scrutiny as Depp gears for a second court battle with Amber -- Angie and Johnny were so coy about their white-hot connection at the time even though their romance was an open secret but they got lucky because nobody had the smoking gun to prove it but now it’ll all come out in the open -- at the time Johnny was still dating Vanessa Paradis while Angie was five years into her doomed love-in with Brad Pitt -- there’s talk bisexual Amber was kind of obsessed with Angie so Angie is central to the plotline whether she likes it or not

Page 5: The Bachelor host Chris Harrison is worried he’ll follow Dancing with the Stars host Tom Bergeron out the door -- both these shows have been on TV forever and the world has changed around them and to keep up with Black Lives Matter and the #MeToo movement changes are being discussed and that’s left Chris fearing he’ll be the next Tom Bergeron and replaced by a woman of color 

Page 6: Aging divas Loretta Lynn and Dolly Parton are caught in a bitter country catfight and long-dead Patsy Cline is the excuse -- although there’s been little love lost between the Nashville icons for nearly 50 years their simmering feud exploded weeks ago when Dolly apparently took some veiled public shots at Loretta’s BFF Patsy who was horribly disfigured in a car wreck two years before dying in a 1963 plane crash -- in an interview Dolly recalled standing in the wings of Nashville’s Grand Ole Opry at age 13 and watching Patsy perform and she remembered thinking about how awful it was that she got her pretty face scarred up like that -- Loretta was fit to be tied over the comments Dolly made about her old pal and thinks Dolly should stop running her mouth about Nashville legends like Patsy and Johnny Cash -- Dolly’s heard about Loretta’s complaints through the grapevine and brushes them off as quarantine boredom mixed with old age 

Page 8: Blake Shelton’s going bonkers after fiancee Gwen Stefani told him she wants to skip the mega-million star-studded wedding shindig he’s been planning and elope -- Blake is all bent out of shape over Gwen’s latest switcheroo which calls for them to get hitched on the sly at a Mexican resort and she’s got him so mixed up he can’t think straight because for the longest time she wanted the Hollywood-style wedding with all the bells and whistles and was very particular about details but now she’s telling him to ditch those plans which have already cost them a small fortune and book a trip somewhere exotic so they can just just get it over with -- Gwen wants to elope so they can hitched at the Riviera Maya resort in Cancun where they could swap vows on the beach witnessed by her three sons and Blake has no choice but to give in to Gwen and he’s saying he’s fine with it as long as she’s sure this time 

Page 9: Hollywood horndog John Mayer is back sniffing around old flame Jennifer Aniston after his mom gave him a shove -- John and Jen had a steamy fling for about a year before he dropped her in 2009 and now John’s mom Margaret Meyer is scolding him for letting Jen go and John’s mom is always on him about settling down and she feels that at 43 he should be married and she recently had a heart-to-heart talk with him and told him she thought Jennifer was the most down-to-earth of all his exes and because John considers his mom one of the smartest people he knows he decided to reach out to Jen and he’s always admired Jen and thought of her as a classy lady and now he’s reaching out to her again in hopes of getting her to agree to see him again once things leave lockdown 

* FKA Twigs has socked actor Shia LaBeouf with a bombshell lawsuit claiming he subjected her to relentless physical, emotional and mental abuse and gave her an STD and she also accuses him of sexual battery, assault, and infliction of emotional distress -- although Shia says she’s lying Twigs insists Shia once choked her in the middle of the night and kept a loaded firearm by the bed leaving her terrified to get up at night for fear he’d think she was an intruder and shoot her -- she claims during an incident around Valentine’s Day 2019 Shia threatened to crash his speeding car unless she professed her love for him so when he pulled into a gas station she got out of the car but he threw her against the car while screaming in her face then forced her back into the car -- Shia also had rules about how often Twigs had to kiss and touch him -- Shia has been arrested several times on now-dismissed charges including assault and disorderly conduct 

Page 10: John Lennon didn’t have to die -- that’s law enforcement experts’ explosive analysis after reviewing newly discovered evidence about the Beatles legend’s December 8, 1980 murder in NYC -- an odd series of coincidences and simple decisions put Lennon and his killer Mark David Chapman in the same place at the same time -- a review of the details concludes Lennon’s death was a strange result of flukes including his penchant for running around without protection and a missed appointment with his photographer and without these quirks of fate John would still be alive and recording hit songs 

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Pink flashes her bandaged thumb after getting stitches in Santa Monica (picture), Amanda Seyfried confesses she made a terrible decision for turning down the role of a lifetime as Chris Pratt’s love interest in Guardians of the Galaxy and now she’s watching from the sidelines as the director’s second choice Zoe Saldana skyrockets in the money-making Marvel franchise, Katherine Heigl will star in the upcoming limited biopic series Woodhull about Victoria Woodhull the first woman to run for president in 1872, Big Brother alum Zach Rance has come out as bisexual after admitting a sizzling same-sex romance with his former reality show housemate Frankie Grande who is the real-life older brother of pop star Ariana Grande

Page 13: Jaime King slurps down a meal on the streets on L.A. (picture), Jax Taylor mowing the lawn (picture), Guns N’ Roses axman Slash loads up on supplies at an L.A. grocery (picture), former teen heartthrob Chad Michael Murray admits his inflated young ego got the best of him and now he looks at photos of himself and thinks what a dweeb

Page 14: Julia Roberts is headed for the small screen headlining the limited TV series The Last Thing He Told Me where she’ll form an unexpected relationship with her teenage stepdaughter while searching for the truth about her husband’s mysterious disappearance, Emma Stone is also heading for the flat-screen in the comedy series The Curse alongside Nathan Fielder about a couple starring on an HGTV-style show who are trying to conceive a child amid an alleged curse, Nicolas Cage is hosting a new series called The History of Swear Words in which he’ll delve into the origins and pop culture usage and science and cultural impact of profanely shocking expletives

* Fashion Police -- Peyton List 8/10, Sofia Carson 9/10, Vanessa Hudgens 2/10, Neve Campbell 1/10, Chelsea Handler 4/10 

Page 16: Cover Story -- Jeffrey Epstein’s madam Ghislaine Maxwell’s $30M jail break -- terrified and tortured Ghislaine risks family fortune to buy her freedom -- the accused sex predator and her fat cat inner circle are set to plunk down an obscene $30 million to buy her way out of federal prison in what outraged investigators fear is a brazen plot to cheat justice 

Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Mayim Bialik

* Lizzo is admitting she’s having negative thoughts and is hating her 300-pound body but adds she knows she beautiful

* The Spice Girls were likely liquored up on cut-rate champagne when they made their first album according to Emma Bunton a.k.a. Baby Spice who says she and her bandmates swilled the cheapest sparkling wine in the studio 

Page 20: True Crime -- a chilling message left by the elusive Zodiac Killer has finally been cracked by a team of code breakers after 51 years -- a hodgepodge of numbers, symbols and letters called the 340 cipher was sent to the San Francisco Chronicle in 1969 and lawmen believed it contained key clues to the serial killer’s identity but the truth is even more chilling -- according to the experts the message says I hope you are having lots of fun in trying to catch me, I am not afraid of the gas chamber because it will send me to paradise all the sooner because I now have enough slaves to work for me 

Page 21: Caitlyn Jenner is terrified after learning her skin cancer has returned a second time -- she was diagnosed with basal cell skin cancer a few years ago and had an entire layer of skin removed from her nose -- since then she’s been slathering on sunscreen but a new red spot on the right side of her nose popped up along with some crusty areas on her scalp but the nose patch was not cancer but hypertrophic keratosis or scaly damage from sun exposure -- however the dozen spots on the top of her head was squamous cell carcinoma which is a skin cancer that’s known to be aggressive so her doctor burned off the offending spots -- her doctor recommended she replace her 1960 Austin-Healey convertible but the chances of Caitlyn selling her prized ride are slim 

Page 23: Your 2021 Horoscope -- love, luck, health, wealth, happiness -- plus surprising celebrity predictions -- Elton John, Valerie Bertinelli, Johnny Depp, Jessica Simpson, Matthew Perry, Cameron Diaz, Will Smith, Katy Perry, Howie Mandel, Savannah Guthrie, Justin Timberlake, Carrie Underwood 

Page 30: Larry King has reached a deal with estranged wife Shawn but she’s royally peeved about the payoff -- Larry has agreed to pay her a lump sum of $20,000 plus $33,000 a month in spousal support which lasts until at least their next scheduled hearing in April but Shawn claims the 33Gs only covers a third of her monthly nut which includes $25,000 for rent on her home, $12,000 on clothes, $3500 on groceries and $4500 for hair and nails and pet care and gym 

Page 31: Kim Kardashian is reading husband Kanye West the riot act over his junk food benders that are sabotaging her healthy eating program and it’s led to more than a few arguments with no peace in sight -- he’s telling her to chill and let him live by his own terms but she can’t do that because it’s driving her crazy -- what really ticks Kim off is his junk food has totally taken over her section of fresh cut veggies, fruits and water and she wants him to get his own storage in a different part of the house where she won’t have to see it or hold her nose 

* Kardashian momager Kris Jenner’s faux reality TV home is on the market for nearly $8 million even though she never lived there -- the L.A. estate was used for exterior shots of the image-conscious family’s compound on Keeping Up with the Kardashians but it was all for show -- dubbed the Iredell Estate the house also appears in True Blood and Chelsea Lately 

Page 33: Health Report 

Page 34: Wrestling Ring Kings: Where Are They Now? Sable, Bret Hart

Page 35: Lex Luger, Steve Austin, Ric Flair 

Page 36: The Undertaker, Tito Santana, Diamond Dallas Page 

Page 37: Kane, Kurt Angle, Sunny, Mick Foley 

Page 39: Despite an astounding 30 No. 1 country music hits legendary singer Charley Pride took a haunting regret to his grave that he never made it as major league baseball star -- Charley had so much success but he died tormented his baseball career short-circuited -- Charley was singing and playing guitar by the time he was 14 but his real goal was to pitch for the New York Yankees -- Charley signed with a Yankees farm team as a flame-throwing phenom at 17 but in his rookie season he threw out his arm and was just never the same -- after he struck out in baseball he put his full energy into singing but faced an uphill battle -- Charley was the Jackie Robinson of country music and he endured a lot of racism 

Page 40: Kelsey Grammer admits he often breaks down and blubbers like a baby and it makes him feel better and he cries when he’s upset or sad or scared and it provides him a lot of relief and he believes years of tragedy in his life taught him to cry as a healing mechanism and now he sheds tears whenever he has sad feeling bottled up inside him 

* A moneybags James Bond fan coughed up a whopping $256,000 for the handgun 007 Sean Connery toted in the first spy epic Dr. No -- the disabled Walther PP semi-automatic was supposed to bring in no more than $200,000 but the unidentified American buyer who claims to have seen every Bond epic went even higher 

Page 44: Straight Talk -- Miley Cyrus is now blabbing about why she broke up with husband Liam Hemsworth after years of togetherness and just nine months of marriage and it sounds like a case of the pot calling the kettle black 

Page 45: Furious Queen Elizabeth has booted Princess Eugenie and her husband out of Prince Harry’s Frogmore Cottage home in a bit to foil Meghan Markle’s plan to completely cut him off from England and the royal family -- pregnant Eugenie and her booze-seller husband Jack Brooksbank were ordered to quit the cottage and move back to Kensington Palace just six weeks after Harry and Meghan secretly leased them the home meaning Harry and Meghan are still on the financial hook for Frogmore which was a gift from the queen and they will have to underwrite the cost of keeping up the property and it also ensures Harry has a home in Britain if he ever wants to come back -- by moving Eugenie and Jack out the queen has made sure Harry still has a place to hang his hat if he decides to come back to leave his American wife 

Page 47: Bizarre But True 

[djemerald]

My ‘sweetest’ Favorite 2020

今年は、世界中の誰にとっても異例の年。

私も3月末頃から、生活ががらっと変わって、 気を使うことは多くなったけど、悪いことばかりじゃなかった。 音楽を聴く時間と、映画を観る時間がちょっと増えた。 あと、窓を開けて、空を見る時間も増えた。

白い冬から、ハープに包まれた春、エジプトに魅せられた夏。 すっかり自分のdublab.jpの番組《In Every Second Dream》とともに、季節を感じるようになりました。 選んだ曲の半分くらいは番組の中で流してるので、アーカイヴでぜひどうぞ。 去年同様、アルバムたちはSpotifyにまとめました。（Spotifyにないアルバムもありますが）

ありがとう、グッドバイ2020年。 2021年は、わかりあえないことをわかりあえる世界になりますように。 http://www.2121designsight.jp/program/translations/ 一気には変われない。 本を1ページずつめくるように、日々は進んでいくものだから。

*アルファベット順です *今年リリース以外のものも多くあります *Vanessa Paradis、Marlene Dietrich、The Caretakerは常時アイコンなのではぶきます

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- My ‘sweetest’ Favorite 2020 -

▽▼▽ ALBUM / LP / EP  ▽▼▽ Active Surplus ‎– Active Surplus Al Massrieen ‎– Habibi Funk 006: Modern Music Andras ‎– Joyful Bill Frisell & Vernon Reid ‎– Smash & Scatteration Bryce Hackford ‎– Safe (Exits) Chari Chari – We hear the last decades dreaming Chihei Hatakeyama ‎– Autumn Breeze Colored Music ‎– Colored Music Cuushe ‎– WAKEN Eliete Negreiros ‎– Outros Sons Fairouz ‎– Maarifti Feek Gianni Gebbia ‎– Gianni Gebbia Green-House ‎– Six Songs for Invisible Gardens Katrina Krimsky ‎/ Trevor Watts ‎‎– Stella Malu Kazumichi Komatsu ‎– Emboss Star Kulpowicz & Niemen ‎– Samarpan Jamael Dean ‎– Oblivion Jessie Ware ‎– What's Your Pleasure? Jonny Nash, Suzanne Kraft – A Heart So White Lizette & Quevin – Grow Forever / Now It's Your Turn To Sing Lorelle Meets The Obsolete ‎– Re-Facto Lucy Liyou ‎– Welfare Mary Lattimore ‎– Hundreds of Days Meitei (冥丁) ‎– Kofū (古風) Nadah El Shazly ‎– Ahwar øjeRum – Forgotten Works Priscilla Ermel ‎– Origens da Luz Sam Gendel‎ ‎– DRM Shabason, Krgovich & Harris ‎– Philadelphia Shielding ‎– Collecting Seaweed Slow Attack Ensemble ‎– Music for Turntable, Guitars and Sampled Instruments - Suzanne Kraft ‎– Unreleasers 01 Svitlana Nianio & Oleksandr Yurchenko (Світлана Няньо, Олександр Юрченко)  ‎– Znayesh Yak? Rozkazhy (Знаєш як? Розкажи) Takayuki Shiraishi ‎– dʌ́b Terraced Garden ‎‎– Melody & Menace The Sweet Enoughs ‎– Marshmallow Westerman – Your Hero Is Not Dead William Basinski ‎– Lamentations XTAL ‎– Aburelu 井手健介と母船 ‎– Contact From Exne Kedy And The Poltergeists(エクスネ・ケディと騒がしい幽霊からのコンタクト) 細野晴臣 ‎– Mercuric Dance Various Artists ‎– Looking East - Electronic East - Synthesizer Music From Estonia And Russia Various Artists – Mono Egypt [JuJu Sounds] Various Artists ‎– No Justice No Peace [100% of sales donated to anti-racist orgs] Various Artists ‎– PNP 004 Various Artists ‎– S.D.S =零= (Subscription Double Suicide =Zero=) Various Artists ‎– SLOVVDK Mixtape II Various Artists ‎– The World Is Going Wrong Various Artists ‎– しおのみち (SHIO-NO-MICHI) Vol. 2

▽▼▽ SONGS ▽▼▽ (Liv).e ‎– I Been Livin Actress ‎– Walking Flames (feat. Sampha) Aki Tsuyuko ‎– solitary tiger Benoit B ‎– Vestigia Flammae (feat. Elen Huynh) Chris Abrahams ‎– As A Vehicle, The Dream (excerpt) Cindy Lee ‎– Heavy Metal CRYSTAL ‎– Ecco Funk Eric Whitacre – Goodnight Moon essperx ‎– faz Hassan Abou Alam - Elevate Jacob Stoy ‎– Its Somewhere Jordan De La Sierra ‎– Nimbu-Pani: The Lemon-Water Song Julie Byrne & Jefre Cantu-Ledesma ‎– Love's Refrain Kasie Shahbaz ‎– 5 Masumi Hara – To Live in The Sea Noah ‎– 風在吹 Robert Maxwell ‎– Ebb Tide Route 8 ‎– Tomorrow Comes Today ft. Quails سيمون (Simone) ‎– مبسوطة = Mabsouta SPARKLE DIVISION ‎– Oh Henry! The Paris Sisters ‎– I Love How You Love Me Tommy Mandel ‎– II. Beta (First of All...) Trey Pollard, Roberto Carlos Lange ‎– Fixed Ideas - Open Remix Will Long ‎– That Dream トリプルファイヤー ‎– 今日は寝るのが一番よかった 林忠男 ‎– 見果てぬ夢

▽▼▽ DJ ‎/ LIVE ▽▼▽ DJmix "OFF 19th Anniversary" by Sakai DJmix "tasty love Vol.7" by DJ Dreamboy dublab.jp Radio Collective #224 “Sparseness Mix” by Wataru Sakuraba menosyama for GREEN WORLD  ‎/ DJ Funnel Obscure Sound Revised Edition Mixed by Chee Shimizu Torei at “mano a mano” at Contact [14 Nov] Torei - Screwed Psy Trance Time (45→33 rpm Vinyls) VDS Podcast Nr.009 w/ yangdead (VDS)

 2020年放送分の《In Every Second Dream》アーカイヴはこちら。 ▽「白」がテーマ。ゲストはWill Long。

▽「ハープ」がテーマ。ゲストはMary Lattimore。

▽「エジプト」がテーマ。ゲストはNadah El Shazly、essperx。

xxx DJ Emerald