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Dutch Van Der Linde Headcanons
a/n: sorry for the delay in posting! this is probably a bit ooc but dutch is hard to write for phew. hope y'all enjoy!
pairing/s: dutch van der linde x fem!reader
content: suggestive content, smut, dom!dutch, hand kink?, established relationship, d/s dynamics, sub!reader, fluff?, dirty talk
word count: 790 words
minors dni!!🔞
Dutch can’t keep his hands off you. It almost felt as if there wasn’t a single moment in the day where his dexterous fingers weren’t resting on you, pressing into your supple flesh with his rings cool against your skin. It didn’t matter to him if everybody else was watching when he would crane your neck with his calloused hand and force you to look at him. However, what he savored the most was those moments in the depths of the nights when he would grasp at your flushed face, stifling your breath and muffling your cries of pleasure. The night would usually end with his hands soaked with your own tears and drool. Although, nothing could match your awe for the rings he wore and Dutch loved to tease you about it. “Oh? You want me to keep them on, do you sweetheart?” He would soon have you grasping at him and blushing hard when he curled his fingers inside of you with the cold jewelry soon drenched with your own slick.
Dutch loves reading to you. Being the type of man that he is, Dutch took a certain pleasure in explaining things to you but he especially enjoyed when he was able to read to you. It surprised him when you had first asked but he was quick to fulfill your request. There was something about the way that the words would roll of his tongue and how his baritone voice would resonate in his chest which you fell in love with. It gave you butterflies when you would rest up against his chest with his arms around you as he read page after page into the late hours of the night. However, you quickly found yourself loosing track of the narrative when you would simply become mesmerized by the way he spoke to you. “You just like my voice, don’t you, my dear?”
Dutch loves to spoil you. He took pride in the way that he was presented and perceived and he insisted that you should too. The gifts had started off very small but each one came with its own meaning, whether it was romantic or something which would make you to giggle. It became noticeable when the gang started to receive a steady flow of money as bottles of expensive perfume and lavish dresses would find their way to you. He relished in being able to dress you up and show you off like you were his own little doll. However, presents weren’t the only thing that he spoiled you with. Whenever you pleased him enough, he was kind enough to reward you. Dutch would honor you with deep thrusts which would leave you shaking and begging in a puddle of your own pleasure by the end of the night. “You can’t take anymore? But you’ve been such a good girl.”
Dutch always leaves his mark on you. It was clear that Dutch took pride in his work and that included you. There was nothing that gave him more of a thrill than being able to see the chorus of colors that littered your neck after a long night well spent. Your cheeks would burn the next day when you would attempt to go about your daily routine and try to avoid the teasing jokes from the other girls. However, you always caught the smug look and satisfied grin on Dutch’s face as he stood proud with a cigar on his lips and looked over you. Dutch also made it sure that you couldn’t sit. Deep shades of blue and purple smothered your behind as he would smack his ringed hand against the supple flesh for what would feel like hours. He enjoyed watching you waddle around the next day.
Dutch has a need to always be in control. Whenever Dutch lost control, he always knew at the end of the day that you would be there to submit to him. You would be stupid to challenge his authority or disobey his word. Whether you were strung out over his lap or forced on your knees, he was quick to remind you who was in charge. Your nights together would be spent in deep bliss as he would coax out your submission with long and unforgiving thrusts, making sure to leave you sobbing for your own release. His firm teachings didn’t just remain in the bedroom though, as he made it habit to let everyone know who you belonged to. Dutch adored the blush on your face when you would refer to him as ‘sir’ and he relished in the way you squirmed when he made you sit on his lap. “Don’t pout now, or do I need to remind you who you belong to.”
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John Marston at the age of 12-17 was the most chronic liar for no reason, nobody can convince me otherwise. Arthur would ask him what he had for breakfast and he'd just make something up for no reason, lying just for the sake of it. He's also came up with the worst, least believable lies. "What'd you do today, John?" "I fought 30 bears and won" and he just sat at camp all day, picking his nose. He says it fully confidently though.
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★ Bonding time.
I could be platonic or romantic I
You are sitting by the campfire, absorbed in a book when you suddenly feel a weight on your head. You speak up without putting the book down.
Y/N: "If this is you, Arthur, your hat's going in the fire."
Arthur: "Not my hand this time."
You reach up only to touch a squawking chicken perched on the head.
Y/N: "Wow, mature."
Dutch: ( from his tent) "Think of it as bonding with nature."
Y/N: (deadpan, removing the chicken) "Great. Nature’s trying to make me a coop."
Arthur: (laughing) "You wear it well."
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Arthur Morgan Headcanons :3
he’s a killer no he’s my little pookie bear (gn! reader)
I feel like he’s super domestic - that one of his favourite things in the world is just to be at camp with you
Not even doing anything particular he just loves being around you while being safe and comfortable in camp
He most definitely loves cuddles in the mornings. He roles over in the morning and takes in your sleeping form, slowly and tentatively he wraps his arms around you and holds you close to him planting soft little kisses and with his large hands tracing the lines of your back.
“Mornin’ sweetheart” he says as you stir with that handsome goofy smile he never does as often as you’d like.
You plant a soft, lazy kiss on his lips “Morning handsome”. He opens his mouth to object but you shush him and settle down into his arms.
“I don’t want to get up” you mumble into his chest. He lets out a hearty chuckle, “do ya’ want Miss Grimshaw to beat you up?”
You laugh too, “No, but i want to just say here a little longer”
“Me too love. Just a little while longer ok?”
He’s so gentle towards you, not because he thinks you’re fragile but because he’s so afraid of hurting not just you but everyone he cares about.
Is always sketching you, wether you’re looking or not. Even before you got together, he’d have just pages dedicated to you (not in the creepy way) doing the hundreds of different things you do each day.
Pretty sketches of you picking flowers with Jack, with said flowers in your hair, chopping vegetables with Pearson, carrying in kindling from the forest and cutting wood. Anything really - it’s the only drawings that he really loves to look back on, especially when he’s away from camp and missing you.
With your sleeves rolled up to your elbows, you wipe the thin sheen of sweat from your forehead after chopping up some wood for camp - you spot Arthur sitting on his bed, nose in his journal sketching away. When his looks up, his pretty blue eyes meet yours- he adverts his gaze and shoves his nose back into his journal with a blush spreading over his cheeks and nose.
When he sees you walking over to him, he (not very discreetly) closes his journal and places it beside him as you sit next to him.
“What you drawing cowboy?” you smile, noticing the redness of his cheeks.
“I uh, jus’ pretty things i seen” he says avoiding your gaze.
“Can i see?” you ask as he looks a little hesitant.
“I guess-“ He says opening up his journal to his recent page.
You read your name scribbled atop of the page in his pretty cursive writing, however the charcoal drawing of you drawing the axe down into the wood makes you blush a little. The other sketches of your face and side profile make you smile - you admire the scratches of the charcoal against the page, how he captures the high points and the low points of your face.
“These are beautiful Arthur” You say, amazed with his talent.
Instinctively he goes to say some self-depreciating comment, not used to accepting praise but he sees your wide eyes and large smile. “Thank you sweetheart”
He also really likes riding with you on the same horse, in-front or behind him he doesn’t care. He loves the way you wrap your arms around him and hold onto his gun belt. Or way that you lean back into his chest while he has one hand on the reins and the other resting atop your thigh or his arm wrapped around your stomach.
Overall i think he loves physical affection - giving and receiving, it’s definitely his love language. Just holding you and admiring you is his personal definition of heaven. PDA is definitely not his thing though, he much prefers the privacy of his tent or the quietness and peace of the wilderness even if it doesn’t last long while the two of you are there.
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If the Van der Linde Gang lived in Modern Times (Modern Au)
Life gives you funny ideas...and I'm going to write them down
Arthur
Would live on a ranch in Montana or Wyoming as a rancher
Offers services like trail rides, lessons, and boarding
Has a herd of cattle
Spends every Sunday watching Rodeos on TV
Watches while sitting in his favorite worn-out armchair
Always has a cold beer and a snack or his dinner while watching
Has a pickup truck that's a bit filthy on the inside. Addresses his car as a "she."
Treats it like a horse: calls it a "good gurl."
Has a mounted Trout and some taxidermy on the walls
The Wifi at the ranch is spotty..doesnt understand why guests need it when they're surrounded by nature
Network Name: MorganRanch Password: Ynnel123
Tried to fix the router once but not exactly tech savvy. Ended up punching it
Texts Albert Mason sometimes
Dutch
Definitely lives in a city either Los Angeles or New York City
Lives in a Snazzy Penthouse in the clouds with a skyline
Works as a motivational speaker
Wears a lot of bling
Has a bar in at his place
Molly always tries to find a way in
Calls Hosea a lot
Has a weird fetish for black, red and white furniture.
Still loves reading books by Evelyn Miller despite that the writer is a nobody living in Idaho
John, Abigail & Jack
They probably live out west on a farm (very much like Beechers Hope)
John works on the ranch and also has side multiple side jobs (thanks to Abigail)
Jack spends his time in the school library
Abigail is obsessed with this one bakery
Molly
Lives in whatever city Dutch lives in
Tries to make herself at home in the penthouse
Famous on social media for her makeup tutorials
The neighbors can usually hear Molly & Dutch fighting
Dutch: "Not now Miss O'shea" Molly: "Pig!"
Bill
Lives somewhere in the Midwest
Works as a truck driver for Walmart
spends a lot of his life on the road
Has a bit of road rage
likes rest stops
when he's not working, he is a part of a biker gang
has a tattoo sleeve and wears a white wife beater
one of those bikers that wears a bandana with the American flag on it
Marybeth
Probably lives in a quaint town on the east coast
Works in a bookstore during the day and is a freelance writer in her free time
Lives in a cute townhouse with a small garden in the front full of flowers.
Her house is cozy
has a seating area with big windows that look out over the street
spends her time writing and reading there
likes to sit at cafes and drink coffee
Lenny
Is a full-time university student by day and bartender by night
Lives in Chicago or Atlanta
Probably double majoring in Business and literature (if that combination even exists)
Lives his single life to the fullest
Mostly an A student who goes full ham on the weekends when partying
Micah
Lives in Las Vegas
Sells illegal drugs
Has no money because he gambled too much
Stays in different hotels
Owns a pawn shop
Everything for sale there was smuggled across the border
Has dealings with the cartels & other shady characters
Hosea
Lives a quiet life out west
Goes to his lake house on the weekends to go fly fishing
Reads a lot of books
Also likes to go hunting
Is a part time English teacher who teaches children to read
Talks to Dutch by phone
Sometimes visits Arthur and stays at his Ranch
Uncle
Lives in a trailer park in Florida where the weather is always warm and the cold won't bother his illness
Sits on a folding chair outside his mobile home
Plays the Banjo
Drinks a beer
Is a complete mess inside
Doesn't own much furniture
Can't work because of the Lumbago
Sweats a lot
Naps and snores too loud
Lives next to a swamp
Javier
Lives in Arizona
Lives in the desert
Grows cactuses
Owns a Music shop
Travels around playing at local bars
Works part time as a music teacher at the local high school
Has a YouTube where he shows off his music
Sadie
Probably lives in a city like Dallas or Denver
Works as a cop
Likes to catch people for speeding and sits on the side of the highway
eats Chick-fil-A while waiting
Watches Dateline
Carries a Taser
Always looks sexy in her uniform
Charles
Definitely lives in a cabin out west
works as a conservationist
Likes National Parks
Goes fishing with Arthur
supports and donates to the Bison Sanctuary (if one even exists)
Likes Camping
Trelawny
Lives a wealthy life in Charleston, South Carolina
Lives in a large southern mansion
Wears a robe to sleep
Has a whole walk-in closet full of clothes and accessories
Has a sauna in the basement where he relaxes
Owns a bunch of fancy cars: He loves his Bentley
Reverend Swanson
Probably lives in Philadelphia
Still works part-time at the church
Mostly spends his time helping people with addictions
Hosts an AA meeting three times a week
Rescues crackheads from the street
Mostly sober
Wrote a memoir on his journey to recovery
Sean
Lives in Boston
Likes the university/young people vibe
works at a pub
Everyone's favorite Bartender
Makes customers laugh
goes back to Ireland once a year
Takes Karen with him sometimes
Karen
Lives in Portland, Oregon
Works at a bar as a bartender and a stripper
Good Pole Dancer
Her large tits are popular amongst the men
Puts on shows in the evening
Talks to Sean a lot
Gets Hammered
Strauss
Works in Finance in New York City
Is a Workaholic
Has no friends
Goes back to Austria every few years
Boring to talk to
Always on a work call
Listens to Classical Music
Tilly
Lives in Nashville, Tennessee
Visits Marybeth a lot
Wants to be a Nurse
Likes taking care of people
Wants to travel around the world
Pearson
Lives somewhere in New England
Owns a restaurant and catering business
The restaurant is interestingly enough called "Pearsons"
Probably has a wife and some kids
Loves Maine Lobster one of those people that wears a bib when eating it because he's messy
Is a good Butcher
Susan Grimshaw
Lives in Florida
Is a housekeeper
Cleans uncles' mobile home once a week
Tries to control Tilly and Marybeth from miles away
disgruntled
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sometimes i forget Javier hasn't really been in the gang for That Long
Arthur's been there about 20yrs while he has only been 4-5yrs.
that is not a lot. Javier joined around the time after John came back, and Arthur is So Pissed Off about that...it's a fresh wound, and something the others still talk about. My point being that if John leaving and then coming back is 'new', Javier joining is too.
He's not a new gun by any means, but he's new enough he doesn't go to that many missions. He doesn't see a lot of Dutch's fuck-ups...cuz he wasn't there and I don't imagine the others told him much.
even if they did, he'd probably overthink it until it looped around to Dutch being right again...
anyway, Javier (like a lot of rdr2 characters) are very complex and i love him :)
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Ideas ya'll rdr2 simps could request along with your own😌 :D
RDR2 x Reader Ideas
SFW
x reader!leader of a female gang
Sneaking into your room
teenage character x teenage reader
x reader!whos been kidnapped
x reader!witch
getting drunk together
x reader!dutches sibling
x reader!child(PLATONIC)
x reader!orphan(PLATONIC)
Putting flowers in their hair
x reader!selective mute
x reader!who wears a mask
TLC with the characters
NSFW
reader!gets a snake bite on their thigh
Getting caught in the woods
Buying a hotel for the night
In front of a mirror
ANGST
x reader!who gets kidnapped
x reader!orphan
x reader!is killed
character gets killed
finding out reader was sa'd
x reader! who gets their masked ripped off
Reader is killed in a gun fight
Reader is killed by Micah
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Van Der Linde gang headcanons:
not proof read
•John eats his boogers or flicks and wipes them on people
•Micah stinks so bad you can smell him from a distance
•Sadie is like intolerable to get drunk, no matter how much she drinks she never comes off drunk
•When John and Arthur were kids, Hosea would force dutch to dress up as santa to try entertain them but ended up forever traumatising John bc he was so scared
•Charles will offer to braid all the girls’ hair when he saw them struggling, even one time arthur’s hair grew long and Charles would always ask if he could braid it
•Mary-beth would sit down with abigail often and try to teach her to read, Abigail would struggle a lot but Mary-beth always stayed patient and encouraged her
•Although Mrs Grimshaw was incredibly rude at times and could be harsh, deep down she loved the gang, she’d have moments of truly being the mothering figure to the girls when they were down
•There’s a running joke within the OG’s of the gang that Hosea and Dutch are called “mom and dad” (Hosea being mom ofc)
•Karen would always know how to make Jack laugh, she’d often offer to take him off Abigail’s hands and look after him for an hour or two, she loved spending time with him (she’d be a great mother)
•Javier can be a gentleman, offering one of his blankets or jackets to the girls whenever they got cold or teaching Jack how to strum basic chords on his guitar but he would have moments of being cold too
•Abigail is one of the most kindest girls at camp. Always checking up on everyone even when things are going smoothly
•Kieran is so scared of Sadie. one time he was sat on the logs overlooking the lake and she simply walked past behind him and he screamed at the top of his lungs and ran away
•Once Sadie knew Kieran was scared of her, she used this to her advantage and would taunt him while he slept , whispering stuff close to him which startled him awake, making him struggle to sleep at night
•Molly would often find some of the gang asleep during the day against a rock or tree (specifically Arthur) she would drop what she was doing and would find a blanket to gently place over them
(i think a few of the members would do this but i can see molly doing it too i love her)
•Sean and Lenny cause havoc together, leave them both alone in camp and you will come back to half your stuff missing and having to chase them around for your stuff back
•Bill is a compulsive liar
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it makes me giggle every time someone mentions arthur’s journal… they 100% all sit around the fire talking about what could arthur be writing
hosea saying he’s too dumb to understand words
dutch shaking his head and saying it better be about plans or how much money arthur’s making
john bragged his seen what arthur actually hides in there… just he can’t remember because when they were younger he couldn’t read yet
the ladies making up fake stories about how arthur probably writes about romance novels (mary-beth is more on that end)
and charles who just doesn’t understand what they’re talking about (he truely knows what arthur hides cause arthur asked him to be his muse once)
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RIP Sean Macguire you would have loved Jacksepticeye
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I HC that scar on Dutch's chin was from a shaving dare; he told Hosea he could shave just as well in the dark and well he gave himself a good nick. He tells everyone that it was from a grazed bullet. Hosea just shakes his head.
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Dutch definitely plucks out his gray hairs and he genuinely squares up if Hosea mentions it
#rdr2 headcanons#dutch van der linde#It's gang initiation to see him do it and learn to not say anything. Then you're one of Them... for realsies#Hosea just dgaf. Give him a concussion he could use some moderate to severe memory loss to his advantage
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Random RDR Headcanon 1:
Micah Bell is not a man, but 67 evil rats in a trench coat
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★ I love my horsie and my horsie-wait...but my sis doesn't :(
I platonic, you are Arthur's sis, (3-4 y/o) and Arthur is 16-17, love writing these >.< I
You cling to Arthur’s arm, eyeing the horse with wide, nervous eyes. Arthur crouches down to your level, trying to reassure your ass. It was given to him by Dutch...but he shouldn't say it out loud. Wouldn't want parents to find out, worse if you blabber it to them...
Arthur: "C’mon, Y/N, it’s just a horse. Big ol’ puppy dog with hooves." (gestures to pick you up but you move away)
You: (shaking ur head, whispering) "It’s huge. What if it eats me?"
Arthur: (stifling a laugh) "It ain’t gonna eat you. Horses don’t eat people, you dumbo. Where did ya' learn that from? Now, c’mon, just give it a pat. It won’t hurt you. Ain’t that right, girl?"
The horse huffs, and you flinch behind Arthur’s form.
You: "You first."
Arthur: "Me first? I thought you were the brave one in the family."
You: "I’m brave about things that are not...so big. What if it KICKS ME?!
Arthur: (laughing, shaking his head) "Alright, fine. Watch this."
He steps closer, strokes the horse’s muzzle, and gestures for you to follow. You inch forward, still glaring suspiciously at the animal.
You: "How do you know...it won't bite me? Maybe this one’s different."
Arthur: (patting the horse’s neck) "I'll bite it back then. If you do it then I’ll let you have my gun belt. And gonna bring some chocolates too. Hm, sound good?"
You: (still clutching his arm) "What good’s that if I’m in a horse’s belly?"
Arthur: (grins but then sighs) "Fine. But you’re gonna have to let go of my arm first. I need to ride, now."
You: (reluctantly letting go) "If you make it do... something...I’m calling mama."
Arthur: (chuckling as he swings onto the horse) "Deal. But if you run, don’t trip. Horses actually love snackin’ on clumsy kids."
You: Arthur! (yelping, running back inside, calling for your parents)
Arthur: (laughing as he rides off) "I’m kiddin’, I’m kiddin’!" In his mind, he was plotting to drag your ass and plop it on the animal as a prank. Annoying and scaring you was fun sometimes. It was always adorable how you clung to him like a koala but deep down, he knew it wasn’t just about teasing. Helping you face your fears was important, too.
He sighed, his eyes softening. One day, you’d be all grown up, standing tall, and nothing in the world would seem too big for you anymore. The thought brought a bittersweet ache to his chest. Time had a way of being cruel like that.
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Just a little thought, but I don't think any of the gang members shave. And I'm not talking about facial hair, by the way. I don't think outlaws have any time to do that...~~ The women, the men. Both the same. On god, There's just something so hot about body hair... Imagine how musky everyone must smell too.... Eeeh, Except for Dutch, I think he'd smell like tahiti vanilla or some shit like that.
Just dare telling me there's nothing sexier than a woman with an untamed garden down there ?
I think the hairiest one is definitely Bill. Always Bill. OBVIOUSLY BILL, Probably risky as fuck to eat his ass... But 10/10 surely amazing. With how plump it is? You could spanks that shit the whooole night. He's a bear, A BEAR. You need some hair,,, here it is. His ass, his torso, his arms... His back, his legs, his armpits?? It's everywhereee.
Javier would be... In the middle. Latino's can can be fairly 50/50, sooo, I want my boy to one of the hairy ones~~ A sexy hairy chest that matches with that goofy yet sexy facial hair. Don't forget the armpits, urgshhdd armpit hair are so hott. Feel like his are dense, but not that long overall.
Least hairy would be Charles. Him being half native and all, but hey no loss there... those very long beautiful L'Oréal model hair make up for it. Hehe, this big guy loves to have his hair pulled back when his heavy body's pinned down on the floor. You can't chance my mind. Those bigger guys are always the ones who love taking it in the ass the most.
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If the Van der Linde Gang went to the Movies (Modern Au)
Modern RDR 2 headcanons because they make me laugh, so I'll write one.
Arthur:
Definitely ends up driving everyone to the movie theater.
Also, the designated member who buys everyone's snacks and drinks (except Pearson).
He gets cranky when this happens, but stubbornly does it.
He would like action movies and Western films for he understands the cowboy world.
If Arthur had TB in the modern world, he would annoy everyone with his coughing but not give a damn.
Pearson:
He's obsessed with Popcorn.
One of those people who munches and slurps too loudly.
He probably sits alone.
I imagine he would get an extra-large popcorn but don't even think about him sharing.
He would also get a large soda.
Maybe some candy on the side.
He would unconsciously eat and gets really sucked into what's going on in the film, drowning out all the noise around him.
Mary Beth:
One of those girls who's super into Romance films with a twist of Historical fiction.
She would definitely be one of those people that cry in the theatre.
She would probably like something like "The Notebook"
Likes to go with Tilly & Ms. Grimshaw
Dislikes Horror and Sci-Fi Films that the boys always go to
Always asks Arthur for a small popcorn
Karen
Always sneaks a bottle of alcohol into the theatre under her coat.
Likes to sit with Sean. The two of them have a ball
Karen always ends up getting drunk. Will start talking nonsense with her words slurred. Sean thinks this fucking funny.
She will yell at the screen
Sean
Never stops talking during the movie
Gets a little too intimate with Karen sometimes
Usually shares the bottle of Alcohol with her too
Tries to sit next to Arthur sometimes
John
Likes to be with Arthur, Charles & Javier
Abigail tells him he needs to take Jack to a movie that's PG.
Gets annoyed at this and ends up watching something like "Despicable Me" or "Inside Out"
He once left Jack in the theatre all alone and sneaked to the other movie
Probably would enjoy a horror film every once and a while
Abigail
Usually goes with Jack to watch a kid's movie for John is incapable.
Sometimes she goes with the other female gang members.
Almost skinned John alive for taking Jack to a horror film that gave the child nightmares for weeks
Trelawny
Finds a way to upgrade himself to a recliner seat
likes foreign films
Likes popcorn with no butter
Probably has a home theatre in his house
Uncle
Doesn't know which movie he's ever going to
ends up taking a nap on the bench in the hallway
In the theatre he is the one who falls asleep and snores loudly
Says the seats aren't good for his lumbago
Strauss
Stays home and doesn't have enough time to go to the movies
Bill
Probably would enjoy a Sci-fi movie
Likes to wear 3D Glasses
Sits way too close to the screen in the very front row
Never understands fully what's going on
Always ends up spilling the popcorn on the floor
Sadie
Likes action/Adventure movies.
Will scream at the screen
Enjoys gore
Likes mystery
Grimshaw
Always regulating everyone's snack intake
Tells Pearson he eats too much
Likes to control Tilly & Marybeth in their choices
Hates sitting too close. The back or middle of the theatre is the best
Javier
For sure a popcorn stealer
Likes western films also
Gets excited when people speak Spanish in the movie
Reverend Swanson
Usually walks out halfway through the film
Makes weird noises during the film
falls asleep
Kieran
Likes calm movies especially those about animals
Likes to go with Mary Beth & the girls
Gets excited when there is a horse in one of the scenes
Is happy to go with Jack to see an animated kids' movie
Dutch
Probably would go to something like a documentary
likes to only be with Hosea
Has molly tailgating him sometimes
Hosea
Tries to con the person who sells the popcorn & Food
Will go to see whatever Dutch sees
only drinks water
Jack
Likes funny kids' movies
Probably likes Pixar
Charles
The only normal person at the movie theatre
Never cries
sits with Arthur
goes with the flow
just watches what everyone else watches
Micah
Annoying
sits alone
probably likes the worst rated movies
laughs during sad scenes
Arthur refuses to get him food
Tilly
Likes what Mary Beth likes
Probably a historical fiction type of gal
Always commenting about the movie to Mary Beth
Always giggling
Molly
Likes to follow Dutch to whatever he goes to see
Gets bored
complains about Dutch's choices
tries to separate him from Hosea
Brings her makeup
Think's Dutch's movie preferences are terrible
Lenny:
likes movies that are based on books
doesn't make a lot of noise
likes sno-caps and gummies
Any of your own ideas are welcome...
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