#vampire slaying

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Remember, kids, the best way to handle a vampire isn't a stake threw the heart. You chop it up, nail the eyes, and then burn it.

Luckily, most vampires are easygoing and don't require such drastic measures.

[abstractstew]

Emerald City Vampire Hunter's Anthem

Wooden stake, burning torch,

And a couple of rusty saws

That's how we take those vampires down

In the merciful Land of Oz

We wake up at dawn, to catch them in their beds

Stake em through their hearts

And then cut off their heads

No more undeads!

Plead, plead plead

Beg, beg beg

Will never work, because

Wel never let a vampire live

In the sensible Land of Oz

[pikslasrce]

im ngl that scene in the lighthouse when hes trying to jerk off to the idea of a hot mermaid but keeps getting distracted by unsightly visions symbolizing his guilty conscience and descent into insanity is so real like. it really is like that sometimes

[sophsun1]

JAMES MARSTERS as Spike

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 5.07: Fool for Love

[hornystiel]

woof

[sam-reid]

ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON 2 (2024).

[userarmand]

loumand + that lil nose touch they do

[homosexualhomophobe]

i can’t wait for season 3 of iwtv, in which three of our favorite princesses with a disorder will be competing to see who can piss off the rest of the vampire population the most.

[mossycakes]

louis called armand boring and armand decided to torture them both for a week about it

[clonerightsagenda]

"what if you had a mutual aid network that occasionally told interdimensional monsters to fuck off": Discworld witches as a concept

[nonomives]

Sooooooooooooooo does Vampire Wally use a fancy parasol when he gets caught in daylight, like Wensday Adams?

Yes. Theyre very frilly and so gothic lolita of him lmao--/hj

He does go out of his castle often, but its rare for him to expose his face in public. Most of the time he sports a mask to go with his getup.

Here's also some alternatives which he wears every so often. His most common fit is with the umbrella tho, simply because he likes twirling the umbrella around while he's holding one

[amygdalae]

Lestat man u gotta stop making other vampires just cuz you're lonely. Dude's like a feral tomcat roaming the streets of Paris. He turns another loved one in a vampire and then goes 'wow wtf they're so sad and scary now' theyre a VAMPIRE Lestat. Lestat

[cupofcolors]

Are you hungry? Don't worry My body is your dinner

[eliseliedl]

Tremere female + outfits 🖤🧛‍♀️

[sophsun1]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer – 6.06: All the Way

[hornystiel]

I'll meet judgment by the hounds