#vampire scully

[scullyphile]

Essentially Exactly the Way It Happened

Updated 6 April 2025

The way the two agents are looking at each other today, though, is different. There’s something unspoken below the surface as always, but this time when he catches glimpses of it, it’s a monster—it’s absolutely massive, this secret. The visit is short, and Skinner, on his way to his car, calls his secretary to cancel his meetings for the rest of the day. Mulder and Scully must think he was born yesterday. Well, let them think it. There’s no way he’s taking his eyes off of them now, not after whatever happened in there.

In Chapter 10 of Essentially Exactly the Way It Happened, Skinner stops by to check on Mulder, and he doesn't trust the agents when they say they've got everything under control. After all, they rarely do.

Read chapter 10 or start at the beginning of this alternate universe in which Scully has been a vampire the entire time.

Daylight's burning, agents.

[spookyslayer]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being insane

[wampirysm]

happy valentines day to lesbian necromancers, toxic old gays, bisexual cannibals, vampire polyclues and trans paranormal investigators

[ovenproofowl]

bad blood is one hell of an episode. it literally opens with mulder straight-up murdering a regular teenager via stake-through-the-heart and he and scully are like pretty sure the FBI is going to be sued and they're going to be doing some serious jail time. except both of them remember the story differently. scully's story is predictably logical and straight-forward. the killer was drugging his victims before bleeding them out, mimicking a vampire attack by wearing fake fangs (which are proven to be fake. this is crucial. this kid was wearing plastic fangs when mulder stabbed him. in the chest. with a wooden stake.) what is also crucial is that mulder was a victim of this murderer's attack and so he was tripping hard when scully intercepts the killer. mulder - whilst tripping balls - is convinced that the killer has glowing eyes and flew across the room before running out the door. and so - whilst tripping balls - he gives chase and ends up stabbing the kid through the heart with a wooden stake.

and of course this is the x files and so while scully and mulder are arguing over who gave who the hardest time in their percieved series of events, it turns out that mulder was right. the kid was a vampire and the stake didn't actually kill him. the fangs were fake because he was copying the sorts of vampires that you see in books and on tv. he was a real vampire.

and it's not just the kid. there are bunches of vampires, including the sheriff. the whole town are just. vampires. the lot of 'em. and the second they're found out, they just up and leave without a trace.

sometimes the extent to which mulder turns out to be right in this show is borderline ludicrous, it's amazing, I love it. but what was even better was that the biggest point of contention between scully and mulder's stories wasn't even the vampire thing, it was whether or not the sheriff was actually hot.

[shutupineedtothink]

Just watched an ep of x files (1×11, eve) where the opening premise is a man is exsanguinated, with two puncture wounds in his NECK -- and vampires are not even a STRAY THOUGHT. I was instantly like oh it's a vampire episode? And instead we started at alien abduction and ended at evil twin 10 year olds created by a eugenics program carried over from the Cold War. What.

[movieslover05]

how do i tell people i wear a cross necklace only in a 90s buffy summers/dana scully way

[all-or-nothing-baby]

let's pour one out for the fallen blorbos.

those blorbos you still think of often, who can still make you smile fondly but have taken a background position in your fandom life; those blorbos you might have dusty ol'sideblogs for that you keep even tho you know may never post there again; those blorbos who have broken both legs when falling tragically into near-obscurity in the void dimension of your brain where temporary hyperfixation goes to die; those blorbos you onced loved and will always love, just in a softer, quieter kind of way...

this one's for you, old friend.

[samdravvs]

The U in Mulder stands for

Unhealthy Coping Mechanism

because why would you have sex with a hot vampire lady (WITHOUT LETTING HER DRINK YOUR BLOOD???) while wearing your abducted work wife's cross necklace

[sentientsky]

art vs. artist

(ft. the closest thing you’ll get to a face reveal from me)

[scullyphile]

Essentially Exactly the Way It Happened - Chapter 9

Category: F/M | Fandom: X-Files | Ship: Mulder/Scully (MSR)

Rating: Explicit | Words: 31,554 | Chapters: 9/? | Author: scullyphile

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Chapter 9 Snippet: There are times in a person's life, mortal or immortal, when they feel their world shifting on its axis. For Scully, this is one of those times. Mulder’s face cycles quickly through several emotions, and she tries in vain to catalog them all. It’s impossible to catch every one, but she sees shock first and possibly a touch of fear? Maybe not. Wonder, excitement, curiosity. Shock again.  She's not prepared for him to nearly pass out. That’s uncharacteristic of him, but he has recently suffered a head injury. Showing Mulder her fangs had been a spur of the moment decision, but she knows him. Without proof, he would've thought she was joking. The persona she projects to protect herself, Agent Scully, does not believe in the paranormal.  Fangs retracting quickly and somewhat painfully, Scully hurries to catch him before he falls, and Mulder doesn't faint, not fully. He slumps and then recovers when her hands wrap around his middle.

start at the beginning | continue at chapter 9

[delicioussthingss]

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[judgmental-eyebrows]

which of these shows have you *not* seen?

these all have at least one main female character who has been described as an icon and has an established place in mainstream culture. They all premiered from the 1990s to the 2000s. for shows like Charmed that have had a remake, or The X Files with a sequel, we’re only counting the original series!

by “seen” it can be whatever you classify that as—watching the whole thing pilot to final episode, catching a rerun occasionally, or even seeing enough gifsets here that you know the general premise!

feel free to reblog for sample size!

[jeyne-westerling-stark]

Obsessed with Criminal Minds being so unserious. All the guest stars in 10x07 having Buffy the Vampire Slayer names. Tara being forced to be a "couples' therapist" for who are clearly supposed to be Mulder and Scully in 13x16. By the end of the episode they're making out on her couch.

Almost forgot every phone call between Garcia and Morgan jsjsnkfjfn.

[worstwolverinesbf]

x-files s5 e12 is actually the best episode because mulder and scully are so married and the vampires a real vamp whos just watched too many dracula movies and i don’t think ive ever laughed this much at an x-files episode

[bibibitournament]

Submission message for Dana (submitted with Fox): the most famous bi-awakening couple ofc

Submission for Faith: I could submit sooooo many buffy characters but im going for faith bc she was THE blueprint. shadow self of main character buffy & so lesbian about it. she was crazy and evil (for a while) and hot & did it for everyone in the world👍👍

[rarilee33]

Dana Scully in Vampire: the Masquerade (clan Salubri)

part of an au w @onehandkilling <3